if you got paid one million dollars for each one of your fingers

I only need my right index and left middle finger to shit post

>>744348550
how would you fap?

Both pinkies, retire and can still play video games.

>>744348498
One pinky.
A million bux invested = set for life

i actually use my fingers, but I'd sell my dick for $1M

Both my ring fingers, then invest

Fuk ive come close to doing this before, but guac is so damn good.

Both pinkies.

>>744348498
i dont know about htat shit but that file name is fucking gold haha

>>744349000 (checked)

>>744348498
two on each hand

Left pinkie, I don't need more than $1m

> Before or after taxes?

>>744348498
>Lose ten fingers
>Get $10,000,000
>Get sweet new robot hands
>Find the wife of the man who cut off my fingers
>Court the fine maiden
>Utilize the power of my 31st century go go gadget fingers to tickle that slut's clit at 25,000 RPM
>Listen to her enjoy the most furious back-to-back orgasms of her life for hours on end
>continue meeting with her weekly over the course of several months
>Notice her slowly draw away from her husband as she becomes more and more accustomed to my signature furious fingering finesse every week
>Skip town at the last second, knowing I've ruined sex for both of them forever
>Still be a multimillionaire

Checkmate

>>744348498
Is the pinkie really the best choice? Probably a middle finger only and then I would wait for a crash and invest.

>>744348498
Both my ring fingers

I'll never marry anyway