Let's play a game /b/
Dubs decides an ingredient to go into my new recipe
Trips gets to put 3 ingredients in + decides how it's cooked/prepared
Quads gets 4 ingredients + overrides how it's cooked/prepared + a body fluid of their choice
Results will come in at a 00 roll
>>744344135
>>744344135
Lead azide- 20 grams.
>>744344587
Reroll
2 cups of fish sauce
2 niggers
One can anchovies
One cup raw hamburger
Applesauce
One cup salt
1/2 cup sauerkraut
One bottle of Angostura bitters
A cup of chocolate chips
Three tablespoons of your own shit
One whole onion, diced
>>744344135
Your mom's use tampon
>>744345377
The dubs have spoken
Do we go to trips now op?
OP
hand sanitizer 2 teaspoons
>>744345527
No. Every dubs=another ingredient.
Pickles
>>744345669
Oohhhhh, 1 jar tobasco
Scrotum clippings
1/8 cup blood
A fresh pinch of fecal-loaf
1/2 cup mustard
1 cup urine
Chicken tendies
Ipecac
Choccy milk
1 tablespoon of the finest caviar you can get your hands on.
Shaved foot callus
Imitation crab
animal hair
Can of spaghettios with franks
Pack of juicyfruit
1/2 lb of white dog turd
a television remote
a book
>>744346344
Oohhh
4tsp of vanilla extract
plastic
1 jabronie
>>744346425
fuck that, an entire bottle of vanilla extract
A half cup of salt
One spoonful of your tears
Armpit hair
>>744346468
TWO HOLE BOTTLES OF DONKEY SWEAT
4 shots of Jack Daniel
Difluoromethyl triflate
Update: 1 can of Spaghettios w/ franks + 1 whole onion, diced
>>744344135
Coolant
One can Chewing tobacco
reroll
Difluoromethyl triflate
A clove of garlic after marinating I your bum for an hour
>>744346622
Yooooo
One cup of mayo
>>744346602
Update: 1 can of Spaghettios w/ franks + 1 whole onion, diced + Difluoromethyl triflate + Coolant
>>744346600
That's it folks! The final product was 1 can of Spaghettios w/ franks, 1 onion, diced, and difluoromethyl triflate. The food will be ready soon!
>>744346600
>>744346600
Ay ayy ay
The peel of 4 unripe limes/lemons/oranges/the first citrus you find.
we gotta see if op delivers now
anyone making bets he won't?
Keep this going so we can see finished product
It must b done
Moldy oats
Will op deliver?
>>744346820
You forgot the fucking coolant.
YES SHOW ME THE MEAL
>>744346820
OK, new plan. Since difluoromethyl triflate isn't really something you can find at the store, we are continuing the thread. Keep rolling!
Now...we wait.
Three entire canisters of Centrella salt, (The ones that are shaped like wide pringles cans)
>>744346622
>>744347126
Sub chemical for dubs.
>>744347111
You got trips. What do you want?
>>744347305
A fuck ton of garlic, as much as you can get
dimethyltryptamine
>>744347357
K, 3 things of garlic. How will this meal be prepared?
>>744346556
3 whole bottles of donkey piss
cum. nothing but cum. microwave it for 5 minutes. eat with a spoon.
>>744347513
aaaaand roll
>>744347470
1 garlic, 1 fork, 1 roll tinfoil
Microwaved
coffe and milk
>>744347477
Body fluids are only for quads. Pick something else.
>>744347470
Cooked in whole.
>>744344135
raw spaghetti noodles
Hype
>>744347582
Hair of a Nigger
Don't let us down op
>>744348055
is hair a body fluid?
>>744348055
Lucky for you I know 1 black man but theres only a 5/10 chance he'll give me his hair. Do you have anything else in mind if I don't get the hair?
>>744348171
No, hair is hair.
>>744348239
His dirty toenails work
>>744348285
That may even be a lower chance than hair.
I can't wait any longer, I'm gonna shoot up my school brb
>>744348377
Don't worry, you were blessed with dubs. What do you want?
>>744348377
Oh shit dubs, I want a plastic fork in there
>>744348369
Fine, then how about your own shit? It's not a body fluid.
just finished twin peaks
>>744348517
Well it depends on what he's been eating, and according to our current thread I'd say that it's a liquid
>>744348585
Then BB pellets.
>>744348517
Diarrhea is shit. Diarrhea is liquid. What else?
Your cum.
>>744348647
Can do, but they can't have led since I don't want to be poisoned
This gon be good
Here's in the event that I miraculously roll quads:
Chocolate chips, heavy cream/milk, chocolate syrup, ice
Add the ice, milk/cream and syrup into the blender and pulse until chunky- toss in half a cup of chocolate chips, proceed to blend until smooth.
If this is quads, body fluid should be sweat- the salt naturally enhances the taste of the chocolate and cream inside your frappe, making it quite pleasant.
Serve in a tall glass with whip cream swirled on top, sprinkled with left over chocolate chips and a straw. Enjoy!
From a former barista enjoying a half assed java chip frappe myself
Just commenting to keep thread alive
>>744349378
As a barista myself, what the fuck dude?
>>744349824
doing the best with 4 ingredients m8
Gotta keep the thread goin
>>744350566
Dubs my guy
>>744350709
Shit, uh... 1/4 cup mustard
>>744350068
At least go ask for like a cup of base or something.
Keeping thread alive
6 grams of tomato sauce
Doot
>>744344135
40 cups of Mayonnaise