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Let's play a game /b/ Dubs decides an ingredient to go

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Let's play a game /b/

Dubs decides an ingredient to go into my new recipe

Trips gets to put 3 ingredients in + decides how it's cooked/prepared

Quads gets 4 ingredients + overrides how it's cooked/prepared + a body fluid of their choice

Results will come in at a 00 roll
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>>744344135
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>>744344135
Lead azide- 20 grams.
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>>744344587
Reroll
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2 cups of fish sauce
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2 niggers
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One can anchovies
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One cup raw hamburger
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Applesauce
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One cup salt
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1/2 cup sauerkraut
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One bottle of Angostura bitters
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A cup of chocolate chips
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Three tablespoons of your own shit
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One whole onion, diced
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>>744344135
Your mom's use tampon
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>>744345377
The dubs have spoken
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Do we go to trips now op?
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OP
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hand sanitizer 2 teaspoons
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>>744345527
No. Every dubs=another ingredient.
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Pickles
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>>744345669
Oohhhhh, 1 jar tobasco
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Scrotum clippings
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1/8 cup blood
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A fresh pinch of fecal-loaf
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1/2 cup mustard
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1 cup urine
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Chicken tendies
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Ipecac
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Choccy milk
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1 tablespoon of the finest caviar you can get your hands on.
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Shaved foot callus
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Imitation crab
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animal hair
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Can of spaghettios with franks
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Pack of juicyfruit
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1/2 lb of white dog turd
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a television remote
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a book
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>>744346344
Oohhh
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4tsp of vanilla extract
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plastic
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1 jabronie
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>>744346425
fuck that, an entire bottle of vanilla extract
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A half cup of salt
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One spoonful of your tears
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Armpit hair
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>>744346468
TWO HOLE BOTTLES OF DONKEY SWEAT
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4 shots of Jack Daniel
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Difluoromethyl triflate
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Update: 1 can of Spaghettios w/ franks + 1 whole onion, diced
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>>744344135
Coolant
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One can Chewing tobacco
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reroll

Difluoromethyl triflate
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A clove of garlic after marinating I your bum for an hour
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>>744346622
Yooooo
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One cup of mayo
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>>744346602
Update: 1 can of Spaghettios w/ franks + 1 whole onion, diced + Difluoromethyl triflate + Coolant
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>>744346600
That's it folks! The final product was 1 can of Spaghettios w/ franks, 1 onion, diced, and difluoromethyl triflate. The food will be ready soon!
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>>744346600
>>744346600
Ay ayy ay
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The peel of 4 unripe limes/lemons/oranges/the first citrus you find.
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we gotta see if op delivers now
anyone making bets he won't?
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Keep this going so we can see finished product
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It must b done
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Moldy oats
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Will op deliver?
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>>744346820
You forgot the fucking coolant.
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YES SHOW ME THE MEAL
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>>744346820
OK, new plan. Since difluoromethyl triflate isn't really something you can find at the store, we are continuing the thread. Keep rolling!
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Now...we wait.
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Three entire canisters of Centrella salt, (The ones that are shaped like wide pringles cans)
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>>744346622
>>744347126
Sub chemical for dubs.
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>>744347111
You got trips. What do you want?
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>>744347305
A fuck ton of garlic, as much as you can get
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dimethyltryptamine
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>>744347357
K, 3 things of garlic. How will this meal be prepared?
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>>744346556
3 whole bottles of donkey piss
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cum. nothing but cum. microwave it for 5 minutes. eat with a spoon.
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>>744347513
aaaaand roll
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>>744347470
1 garlic, 1 fork, 1 roll tinfoil
Microwaved
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coffe and milk
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>>744347477
Body fluids are only for quads. Pick something else.
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>>744347470
Cooked in whole.
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>>744344135
raw spaghetti noodles
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Hype
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>>744347582
Hair of a Nigger
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Don't let us down op
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>>744348055
is hair a body fluid?
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>>744348055
Lucky for you I know 1 black man but theres only a 5/10 chance he'll give me his hair. Do you have anything else in mind if I don't get the hair?
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>>744348171
No, hair is hair.
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>>744348239
His dirty toenails work
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>>744348285
That may even be a lower chance than hair.
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I can't wait any longer, I'm gonna shoot up my school brb
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>>744348377
Don't worry, you were blessed with dubs. What do you want?
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>>744348377
Oh shit dubs, I want a plastic fork in there
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>>744348369
Fine, then how about your own shit? It's not a body fluid.
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just finished twin peaks
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>>744348517
Well it depends on what he's been eating, and according to our current thread I'd say that it's a liquid
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>>744348585
Then BB pellets.
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>>744348517
Diarrhea is shit. Diarrhea is liquid. What else?
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Your cum.
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>>744348647
Can do, but they can't have led since I don't want to be poisoned
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This gon be good
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Here's in the event that I miraculously roll quads:

Chocolate chips, heavy cream/milk, chocolate syrup, ice

Add the ice, milk/cream and syrup into the blender and pulse until chunky- toss in half a cup of chocolate chips, proceed to blend until smooth.

If this is quads, body fluid should be sweat- the salt naturally enhances the taste of the chocolate and cream inside your frappe, making it quite pleasant.

Serve in a tall glass with whip cream swirled on top, sprinkled with left over chocolate chips and a straw. Enjoy!

From a former barista enjoying a half assed java chip frappe myself
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Just commenting to keep thread alive
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>>744349378
As a barista myself, what the fuck dude?
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>>744349824
doing the best with 4 ingredients m8
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Gotta keep the thread goin
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>>744350566
Dubs my guy
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>>744350709
Shit, uh... 1/4 cup mustard
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>>744350068
At least go ask for like a cup of base or something.
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Keeping thread alive
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6 grams of tomato sauce
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Doot
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>>744344135
40 cups of Mayonnaise
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