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sup /b/ serious question here. First some backstory: I'm

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sup /b/ serious question here.

First some backstory: I'm 21 never had a serious relationship, only had a few sexual encounters and I'm looking to find some action on tinder. I'm completely new to this shit. so i made a profile and swiped right way too much. Pic Related is the only match I've had so far.

So /b/, would you or would you not go for this chick? and wtf do i start with? i need a good pickup line or something

thanks /b/ros
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This is her bio
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Here's what you do:

>Set up a date
>Go to a fishing store and get a harpoon
>Go to date
>Harpoon that fat fucking bitch
>Fuck the corpse

Simple.
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>>744339546
>I'm 21 never had a serious relationship, only had a few sexual encounters
Okay, sounds good.

>and wtf do i start with? i need a good pickup line or something
Aaaaand it's bullshit.

Here's your (you)
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here's another pic
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>>744339612
>Adventurous
>Chubby

Nigga what......
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Need to see some more to give you an accurate judgment. She looks decently passable, and probably not to shabby in the sack. Depending in where you/her live, she might be up to her 300th fuckdate though. I remember in college, this totally average looking gal friend of mine got fucking railed by somebody new probably 3 times a week when we moved out, and nearly every night when in the dorms.
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>>744339724
what do you mean

>>744339678
lol
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>>744339885
In all seriousness I'd say go for it man, you got nothing to lose. Wrap that shit and smash, who cares. She's super ugly or anything. In terms of a pickup line go with something related to her bio, shows you lsiten
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>>744339846
here's a full bod pic
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