Some faggot has the wrong number. Thought /b/ would have some

Learn how to spell, tiny dick. And I fucked your best friend the other day.

>>744322464
Well I have a surprise for you. I believe the baby is yours. His name is Ashton.

>>744322464
I just got done prepping your bull

I hate niggers

Tell him you're preggers.

Come over, I want you deep inside me right now

I will never get fucking trips and it's your fault

>>744322464
>Well I have a surprise for you
and then send a dick

Ask for dick pic...Tell him you moved...give him your address...then rape him

>>744323100
Dude, reroll!!

Fuck the alt left amiright

>>744322464
yeah i was going threw something. I found out I am HIV positive.

>>744323309
reroll

>>744323309
roll for this

>>744323251
fuck u nigger

>>744323338
winrar

>>744323309
roll for this

>>744323309
roll

meet me behind kfc, cross the interstate and go behind CVS. Hop into the CVS dumpster and btw bring a broomstick.

>>744323309
Roll

>>744322464
Tell him you're pregnant with his friend's kid and that you gave him an STD.

>>744322464
my name is jeff

well that's good you were worried because i you're about to be a father!

>>744323309
rolling for this

>>744322464
Send him the most disturbing porn you can find.

>>744323482
I'm pregnant.. I'm not sure if the baby is yours..

>>744322464
I have a penis now. Still care to join me?

You know what would be cute? You should get yourself some panties and send me pics of you wearing them. I swear that if you don't though, I will find you and I will tie up your entire family while I murder them in front of your eyes before I murder you and take pics of you wearing my panties that I will post online. This isn't a threat this is a god damn promise. I'm serious, I'll kill you and your family.

Yeah, I am going through something and I appreciate that you are worried about it. I have a lot on my mind trying to figure out how to take care of our kid alone and decided its time to grow up and abandon social media to focus on the child.

>>744323482
Reroll

Send me a dick pic baby

>>744322464
I bet you are all mature looking now ;)

>>744323646
reroll

reply to this post within ten minutes or your mother will die in her sleep tonight

>>744323694
fuck you

WHERE THE FUCK ARE THE GETS

"Yeah i've been pretty stressed lately, I missed my period and I dunno what to do now with our baby

>>744323309
Re roll

>>744323646
rolling

>>744323759
reroll

>>744322464
Tell him you have a dick now and want him to touch it.

>>744323694
Yo

>>744323759
Re-roll

>>744322464
I think I might be trans

>>744323759
Rollerooskie

>>744323646
rerollingg

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>>744322464
Waiting for the trips.

>>744323759
Re roll

>>744323694
roll

>>744322464
Send him Holocaust denial images if doing that won't get you arrested.

>>744322464
im so flattered you remembered me!
Ya ur right i was going through some stuff... i don't really want to talk about it right now tho, id rather see your cock...

>>744322464
Hitler did 9/11

>>744323927
reroll

>>744323963
reroll

>>744323982
reroll

>>744323694
rolling

>>744323887
This faggot is so boring, trips before I out myself as a nigger.

>>744323887
What would you do if you took me on a date tomorrow?

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>>744323887

make it dubs you dweeb

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Spectrum TV + Internet. Free HD, no data caps, no contracts.
>>744323887

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>>744323022
>>744323100
>>744323366
>>744323933
Checked

Show me your leprechaun cock sweetie

>>744323927
rerolling

>>744322464
Our child is mentally retarded. Can you take it off my hands?

>>744323933
Do this

>>744322916
This

>>744323309
666 roll

>>744323646
re roll

Sorry it's taking a while to respond. I'm taking a fat dump and signal in the restroom is so shitty

"I miss u
I want to go on a date tomorrow.."

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>>744323309
checkem

>>744323933
>>744323887
dubs
trips will take too long

2 scoops drumpf? 2 SCOOPS? IMPEACH NOW! IMPEACH DRUMPFITY DRUMPF NOW! HE IS LITERALLY HITLER!!!

>>744324122
Fuck. Reroll.

>>744323309
This

>>744322464
>>so um wat do you think about soros creating the migrant crisis? what you say matters ;)

I'm wet for you, send me a pic of your throbbing cock

>>744324130
Reroll

have you ever seen iron man 1?

>>744323646
This one OP

When I said I'd been through something, it got pretty bad. I wasn't eating and I was really depressed. Now I am great though. I joined the Church of Latter Day Saints. I am now happily married with five kids!

Fucks sake so many dubs but no trips

reroll for HIV

>>744323309
Do it

>>744324218
reroll

Ill get the dubs. and i wont say shit cause im not a sheep

>>744324152
reroll

I fucked your mom

>>744324334
get

>>744323646
This

After I'd gone through that shit and deleted my snapchat I discovered National Socialism and learned that Hitler had done nothing wrong. I am now very happy and hate communists and globalists.

>>744324334
rerolling

>>744324331
rolling

want to see my child porn collection?

Can you send a vid of you eating your cum? That kinda turns me on. If you do I'll send you a little something back ;)

commence the preggers

Send him a pic of a sharpie in your pooper

>>744323759
You guys gay as fuck asking for dick pics
Btw reroll

>>744323309
Leaning between this, outing as a nigger, or holocaust denial spam.

if trips start accepting dubs for replies. shit is getting dry

>>744324459
rell

>>744324334
ffs

So, what got you into men?

>>744324455
Checked dub dubs

>>744324459
roll

>>744323100
Do it please

>>744324460
This

>>744324459
rall

Wanna meet up and fuck? I forgot what you look like down there baby, send me a pic of it ;)

I molested a retard when I was 15.

Preggo

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>>744322464
>Hey, so are you into anal?
>You are? thats great! I'd like you to meet Leeroy, you two will become very close!
pic related

I've always fucking hated you cunt

>>744324566
this

So many good responses wasted because OP is waiting for fucking trips.

I am going to fart on your asshole and then tell you how disgusting you are for farting in front of me.

OP should do dubs instead

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send him this image and say "Wait, I'm blind"

>>744324455
Roll

babys comin

I want you

Send pic of sharpie in pooper

yeah im hiv positive

>>744324594
Thread wouldve been short and boring for dubs, at least trips gave me something to go on.

ask for his address to go over, pretend that you're driving and then pretend to be a cop and say "you texting this girl is the reason she died", wait for his response, then send a shitload of pizzas and tell them you'll pay in cash

hiv and preggers

send me a pic of the big brown cock

tell him you want to get the d and give him the address of some old persons house

>>744324744
gimme

Here's a picture of my pussy: *send close pic of sideways walnut*

Roll
Tell him you're pregnant

>>744324455
roll for this

I h8 nigger dont you

We must secure the existence of our people and a future for White children.

>>744324737
Refilling for this

organise a meet up and never show up

Hiv positive

wanna catch up?

>>744323646
roll

do you miss sucking my dick?

>>744324813

reroll

>>744324813
Do it

>>744324813

reroll for this

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>>744324667
>>744324334
>>744323887
>>744323778
>>744323338
ALL THESE MISSED GETS

I have a shit fetish and was wondering if you could shit in my mouth if we ever fuck

can you paypal me? i hate to ask but im really struggling rn

Preggers one pls

yo my jame is john and shit was cash

send me a cock pic

I found out I was pregnant but I got an abortion

>>744323309
Reroll

>>744324737
reroll

We have this girl hostage. If you want her to keep on breathing, you will play my game.

One: Strip naked
Two: Using a knife, carve a hammer and sickle into your chest
Three: record yourself singing the Soviet national anthem
Four: Send the video to me

After all this is done, the girl will be freed

I believe that Prince Harry is the anti-Christ. Here's proof: *send crazy YouTube video about how Prince Harry is the anti-Christ*

>>744324260
Roll

organise a meet up and never show up pls

Picard is a better captain than Kirk.

>>744324901
rolling

>>744324813
Reroll

>>744324964
Rell

i work at google now

HIV+

>>744324066
Rolling

I love spreading a man's buttocks apart and farting directly onto their asshole. Then I blame them for farting, tell them they are a pig.

>>744324974
Rerolling

Wanna convert to islam with me?

>>744324974
Reroll

Did you remember to check your privilege? I know you have some.

>>744324982
Rell

>>744324974
REICH ROLLEN

P A U L D E N I N O

I'm pregnant.

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>>744322464
Faggot taking to long to reply, set it up for HIV or pregger-abortion. If he replies, I'll go with it.

Text about a surprise. And then send a dick pic

Do the hiv thing faggot, and WTF.....trips?

>>744323309
Roll

>>744325100
Cx

>>744324813

rerol

>>744324974
Dab on them haters
REROLL

If you want to bang will you eat my shit? I've always wanted a guy to eat my shit, but no one ever would. (he's likely desperate as fuck to be digging up old numbers and will say yes and humiliate himself)

HIV and pregnant

>>744325039
Idc how gay this sounds I want to see what someone says to this and I am too much of a scared pussy to ask someone I know

paypal me if you dont mind

>>744325100
Cx

pls organise a meet up and never go

>>744325118
Me and my girlfriends were talking about dick size, do you think 7" is below average?

>>744325005
re rollingg

>>744325128
Roll

>>744324974
Re roll

Check em

>>744325039
Trying

pregging op is fag

>>744325173
>>744325134
Cx

send me a dick pick baby ;)

>>744325173
Kill yourself, whoreson.

im so grateful that you dont mind me being trans

>>744325231
Re rol

>>744325039
Rolling

>>744324974

fucking this

>>744324974
FUCKING TRIPS BOIS

>>744325264
Lol do this one

>>744324974

trying again

>>744325252
Rolling 4

>>744325039
Fucking rolling

>>744325119
rolling

its burn hurting when I piss

>>744324737
roll for this

>>744325039
Please give me 444

>>744325118
Oh, sounded like a needy bitch. Guess he didn't like me after all.

>>744322464
How do we save Europe?

>>744325320
rerolling forvever

organise meet up

>>744325039
444 chekkum

>>744324974
rolling for this 444

>>744324974
ONCE
A
FUCKING
GAIN

>>744325372
Good question

do the hostage one

>>744325444
WINRAR

>>744325039
Midget discount

>>744325264
reroll

>>744325444
OOOOOOOOOOOOO

>>744325444
Winrar!

>>744325444

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>744324455
rawl

>>744325444
OOOOOOOHHHHHH YEEEEEEAAAAAHHHHH
WINNER WINNER CHICKEN DINNER

"Promise to not tell anyone but I found out i have an std. My friends told me I got it from you or maybe I gave it to you.. Please don't hate me. Its nothing serious though, my friends told me its herpes but that goes away in a few weeks! I was hoping we could see each other soon. I could use help rubbing the vasoline on my vagina and bum. I bet you'd like that too!! ;)"

>>744325444
WINNNNNNNNNNER

>>744325444
Damn

deliver OP

>>744325444
The STD/baby one was better

>>744322464
I was raped by a black man so I dropped off the radar for a while

>>744325444
How fucking gay.

>>744324451
fuckin roll

>>744325444
Kek decent win anaon

>>744324218
rolling for this

>>744322464
Tell him you finally got the money to transition and send dick pic.

>>744325444
Took you long enough

Pretty sure that those screenshots were fake you faggots

>>744323621
I love this idea lol

Disclaimer, though, I haven't gotten through any of the rest of the thread yet

>>744325444
Waste of trips

>>744325039
Trying again anyway

>>744325039
777

deliver OP

>>744325039
Re

>>744325774
NIGGER

>>744325039
Roll

Rickroll it

>>744325039
Rroll

>>744325039
Reroll.

>>744325039
Roll.

Op is a fucking faggot as usual

>>744325039
Say this op

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>>744325444
hey op pls deliver

>>744325039
Rolling is op gone

>>744325444
>>744325444
>>744325444
>>744325444
>>744325444
Just a reminder OP needs to deliver

>>744325039
Reroll

fuck the trips tell him you're HIV positive ffs

>>744326000
Ayyyy

>>744326000
>>744325444
Too late m8

>>744326000
Another win but op is a faggot

>>744325444
finally,

>>744325444
THE ULTIMATE EMBARRASSMENT
HAVING COMMIE SYMBOLS ON YOU

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Mfw waiting on OP to deliver

Wait, are you a nigger?

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>>744326000
Fuck, barely when the faggot replies.

>>744326110
Fuck u mean too late are u op? Pick someone else to say this shit too you asked for trips it tool forever but trips is there.

TOO LATE? UR A FUCKING MORON

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if i get trips i'll chop my dick off and send the pic for you to send to them. rolllll

>>744326239
U have 2 deliveries waiting to be delivered.

>>744326287
reroll

>>744326239
sears bro

>>744326240
Not my fault this horny idiot takes too long to pick someone up

>>744326287
RIP dick

Now the thread is fucking dead cus op sucks at life

>>744326287
rip

"Yeah she recently killed herself, so kind of a downer."

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Send him this

>>744326240
2L84UM8

>>744326448
rolling for this

>>744326390
Whatever he replied and u still haven't delivered

>>744326479
needs more jpg

>Send your mom dick pics and prove it, and I'll give you the best blowjob of your life.

My daughter was shot and killed in an event similar to sandy hook, so im kindof sad but im glad im getting all this publicity

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send him this

>>744326630
reroll

>>744326624
rolling

>>744326448
She recently got downs, so that's kind of a killer

Rolling for OP to just keep this thread alive

>>744322464
Mat!

rerolling the chopping off of the dick

>>744326448
Still waiting on original winrar but this is good

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>>744326513
There faggot

OP im currently tracking your location so i can smack you on the head

OP DELIVER PLEASE ON THE FIRST TRIPS ROLLED

>>744326943
"whoops wrong person

lol"

>>744326943
wow once again OP is a fag

>>744326943
Threads dead

>>744326999
>>744326999
get fucked

>>744324974
this

>>744323100
dubs have spoken

>>744326943
holy fuck op you really are a fag

OP you fucking retard

my daughter's great ... she has her own cam show now

>>744326999
>>744326999
thread saved

OP is back in it

>>744326943
Wtf I love phones now

rare passposting ITT

OP YOU'RE A BITCH

>>744327122
dubs

Can we fuck?

>>744326943
fuck u. it was supposed to be the post that trips replied to, as a reroll. holy fuck youre retarded

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>>744326943

i feel like having an abortion

>>744326943
DAMNIT OP
YOU WASTED MY TRIPS
THE DEEPEST LAYER OF HELL IS RESERVED FOR FAGGOTS LIKE YOU

>>744327217
yea OP is a dipshit

>>744324974

btw i have aids man, you should get yourself checked

>>744327333
winneerrrr

>>744327333
OP DELIVERER

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>>744326999

>>744327333
well

>>744326943
>>744326999
This guy and OP are literally guzzling gallons of cum

>>744327333
watch OP fuck this up too

>>744327385
OK NOW CAN YOU DO THE RIGHT THING AND ACTUALLY PAY ATTENTION TO THE THREAD? CHRIST

>>744326999
how u do that

Leaving it up to trips so the whole thread is "reroll" or people not even thinking and coming up with "LOLZ XD" tier "cut penis off" random immature shit
This thread had so much potential

>>744327324
kek

>>744327425
he's going to blank message

>>744327555
ITT:fucking retards with room temperature iq

>>744327385
Okay, OP.

Stop being a faggot asking for our advice on what to say. Just fuck with him and get everything you can out of him.

then, post results

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>>744327494

>>744327385
"my daughter died you cunt"

Tell him you've always wanted a theeway his mom and dad

>>744324974
FUCK OP THIS HAS BEEN REROLLED WITH TRIPS TWICE
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>744327669
Kys

i have aids btw
get yourself....
checked

>>744327725
good

it's a fucking shit reply

>>744327795
i have aids btw
get yourself....
checked

>>744327669
go back to facebook

>>744327888
WINRAR

>>744327671
Rrrlll

>>744327888
got eem

>>744327888
winr

>>744327890
get rekt faggot

>>744327888
deriver op

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>>744327988

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>>744328074
That isn't how this works. OP is a fag, and you wasted your time.

OP is so so dumb
So
Dumb
How are you so dumb
You dont even know how dumb you are

im cool

ßß▲
▲ß▲

>>744328235
learn ascii trihard

▲
▲ ▲

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>>744324974

>>744328364
OP
DELIVERS

>>744328364
wot

>>744328364
send him a picture of a severed toe just to make it clear that 'we're not messing around'

>>744327670

bmp

post his number

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>>744328364
Horrah! I was wrong to ever doubt you.

>>744322464
someone sage this thread

>>744328364

now persuade him

>>744328364
niggers flick my beanus

>>744328488
Dubs make it so!