>be 19 >can't fuck gf whit condoms cuz i can't

>>744311697
Post pics of your dick

>>744311697
just cut it yourself. It's not that hard. Be sure to sterilize your scissors before you do it though. You dont want to get anything infected.

You're a fucking idiot. You're 19, don't get a vasectomy, an almost permanent solution, just because your gf is too dumb to get on the pill or shot.

Why don't you just take a risk of pregnancy and just fuck her? Abortion is not an option or what?

>>744311697
>fuck with condom
>make your partner cum
>remove the condom and clean your dick
>get a blowjob and cum

>>744311697
>Gf doesnt want to take pills
>lol guess im gonna break my dick

>>744311922

My uncle literally gave himself a vasectomy. He just watched medical tutorials on youtube and read some 'guides' in medical textbooks. He bought some Hydro and local pain gell from a dealer and fucking clipped himself. He claims he didn't have insurance and it was a money issue.

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>>744311697
>19
>vasectomy

>>744312009
i thought that too, but there is alternatives on being fertile after a vasectomy
>Vasovasostomy
>getting sperm directly from your balls
soo..

>>744312227
Jesus. That's pretty fucking manly tbh.

>>744312009
You'd rather this dumb fuck gift humanity with a bunch of dumb offspring?

>>744312056
>3rd world country
not legal and risky as fuck

>>744311697
Maybe you should find a private urologist who will barter service for service.

>>744312009
>hurr durr it's the woman's problem

>>744312087
best idea yet

>>744311697
You're a fucking retard to even consider getting a vasectomy to have your cummies with some selfish whore who's too self centered to take pills

>>744311697
>>can't fuck gf whit condoms cuz i can't cum that way
stop fapping all the time, retard.

>>744311697
ur dick will never work right again after a vasectomy worst mistake ive ever made

Have her get an IUD. Way less hormones than the pill, you don't have to remember to take it and it isn't fucking mutilation.

>>744312268
who the fuck wants to go through that? That's why I wrote almost permanent. That's such a fuck ass thing to go through just because of your teenage girlfriend. Vasectomies are some shit for 40 year old men who are done having children with their partner.

>>744311697
Your girlfriend wants you to get your tubes all cut up and you sterilize yourself at a young age for a expensive operation over taking a pill once a month, what a dumb selfish bitch. Don't let her do that to you man vasectomy is not a quick easy answer man, it's a life decision and you should thank that doctor for helping you out because you're retarded

>>744311697

Too young? Freeze your sperm.

This thread is fake bait.

>>744312472
>once a month
What's junior high school like?

>>744312339
>too self centered to take pills
>won't wear a condom

>>744312337
allowing your 19 year old boyfriend get a fucking vasectomy because you don't want to go on bc is pretty shitty regardless

>>744311697
What country? Just curious.

>>744311697
>don't want kids
>condoms make me unable to maintain erection and cum
>for some reason I don't look into more sheer materials that are marketed everywhere
>talk to gf
>she refuses to take a simple pill that also helps her regulate her hormones and results in fewer and more predictable periods as well as direct control over her fertility
>wants me to undergo an operation instead of taking a fucking pill
>dumb enough to agree
>doctor uses sound judgement and tells the 19 y/o to fuck off
>get angry
>think anger fixes things because I'm 19
>still think surgery is the best idea


Maybe he should snip you, you're too fucking retarded to reproduce.

>>744312308
>sterilizing yourself
>manly
I don't know about that pal

>>744312441
Fucking this! I have an IUD and i get cream pied all the time. It's not a big deal

>>744312472
it was actually my choice, i thought of the benefits of having one done, like telling if her cheated on me and got preggo, or not paing for condoms, etc

>>744312675
Oh don't be one of THOSE faggots. Nobody likes those faggots.

>>744311697
just castrate yourself with an oven door.
no one wants your pathetic genes to be passed on, anyway.

Sex without a condom only feels like 10% better. Maybe 15%. It's not a big deal.

>>744312728
have the doctor clip your throat while you're at it if you're this retarded

>>744312719
she's scared of IUD stories of getting it stuck in the womb tried to convince her of getting one, they are even free in here(the cooper ones)

>>744312569
Can't remember, shit was awhile ago, college is ok though.
>HURR DURR YOU DONT KNOW THAT THE PILL IS TAKEN THIS AMOUNT OF TIMES A MONTH
I also saw a commerical for some shit saying they had this birth control pill that you take every 3 weeks. Sorry for not being a birth control expert faggot.

>>744312597
If he wants to, I don't see where the problem is.
>gf
>letting
12 year old girl detected

>>744312642
The pill can fuck women's mental state right up. Don't champion that solution so lightly.

>>744312719
In what high school did "cream pie" stop referring to licking the semen out of her vagina after it was deposited?

>>744312719
You're afraid of having an ass baby? Silly faggot.

>>744311697
The sack is still there when you get it. Don't get one and say you did, if she gets pregnant, that can happen even if you get one.

>>744312337
It is the woman's fucking problem, moron. So her bf should sterilize himself because she doesn't want to take a goddamn pill? Why doesn't she get her ovaries chopped off in his place?

>>744312862
>she's scared of IUD stories of getting it stuck in the womb tried to convince her of getting one, they are even free in here(the cooper ones)
They're supposed to be implanted and removed by a medical professional anyway. If it gets stuck, they'll fix it.
She needs to talk to a medical professional and stop listening to urban legends. It's only fair, you did.

>>744312928
the problem is that he's a teenager and she can't be too far from his age. they're too immature to make a decision like this based off of their, what, probably >1 or 2 year long relationship

>>744311697
I full heartedly support your efforts to remove your genes from the breed pool. I can sadly offer no advice other thsn maybe tying a rubber band really tight around your balls during sex to keep the sperm from exiting your penis.

>>744312862
That is rare, the worst that happened to me is passing out after it was over, but i have a condition that makes me do that anyway. Tell her not to be suck a spoiled whore and woman up.

>>744313018
>woman's fucking problem
It's your problem if you want to get that pussy, you entitled little neetsoc. Your seed is worthless. Go kill yourself and never reproduce.

>>744313097
I knew I wanted to be fixed when I was 17 or so. Over the quarter of a century plus since, no change.

>>744313133
fucking beta manlets, i swear, never learn, never learn.

>>744312887
everyday for 3 weeks, then off for shark week.
others are everyday and if they miss one or two in a row it can fuck up their cycle and give them like super PMS.

source: i've been with the same woman since we were 15. she's done a few different kinds of pills, the ring thing, iud, and some hippy bullshit involving rosemary and quinoa or something. she's a lot cooler without the birth control, honestly. less moody, lost just enough weight to still have hips and tits but won't crush my pelvis during snu snu.

op needs to stop beating his meat to andy sixx and accept wearing a condom.

>>744313133
>implying that only men ever want to have sex

>>744313133
Women want dick as much as men want pussy. If you don't recognize this, then you're the NEET.

>>744313193
if this is really OP, how long have you guys been together?

>>744312928
Creampie hasn't meant this since I was born which was 22 years ago autist. You been eating your semen out of cunts for years now? That's not what she means when she says creampie me.

>>744313133
Unironically this. If you two fucking retards can't even approach birth control as a mutual problem, you really don't even have any business having sex.

I almost replied tits or GTFO here but I decided I'd be sincere instead. I must be in a rare mood.

>>744313293
>>744313324
women want to fuck as much as guys, but guys don't have the possibility of getting pregnant and dealing wtih all the shit related to it.
if you don't like it, there's plenty of retarded dudebros who'll fuck you for a case of pbr

>>744311697

get those pills that they use to chemically neuter dogs

>>744313281
Some niggas just like that pussy raw, can't say i don't, condoms just feel weird to me to, I can fuck with them on sometimes but it's like a rubber cage around your dick, almost like those cuck cage faggots but not as bad. Honestly think she should try just getting the iud, and then seeing how shit goes.

>>744313338
not me, 2 years last month
>>744312618
Paraguay(world's pot producer)
>>744313120
would consider trying to convince her after this

>>744313367
this

>>744313477
as a guy, I believe that in the case of an accidental pregnancy it is up to the guy to contribute to either the abortion or obviously child support. doesn't only affect women

>>744313630
>Paraguay
right. and I live in narnia.

>>744313630
>Paraguay
There are a couple of you fags on /int/ and they're kinda funny. But yeah man, Catholics are retarded about this shit so good luck.

>>744313477
>and don't have to deal with all the shit related to it
Now I know you're retarded, WHO PUT ON THIER BIG BOY PANTS THIS MORNING?

>>744311697
smoke weed you'll cum easier

>>744312009
shhhh. Please do not interfere with natural selection at work

>>744311697
go anal or just whip it out and cum on her

>>744313338
That's me. Not OP.

>>744313347
>born 22 years ago
I've been getting pussy for longer than you were a twinkle in daddy's eye. Grow some perspective, little man.
>You been eating your semen out of cunts for years now
No, and that's what's fucking with me every time I read this term being misused these days.

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OP, for the love of god, don't give yourself a vasectomy like some of the people in this thread are suggesting. Unless you're a trained profession, you could easily fuck yourself up hard.

>>744313690
the male doesn't run a risk of being permanently sterilized or killed.

>>744313865
actually tried that, and failed, i was so out of it that endend offing myself with the condom still on.

>>744313630
You should convince her, it is safe and the moat reliability form of birth control. And she doesn't even have to do anything, it hurts a little but it only takes 10 min

All the faggots in this thread saying his gf is selfish or a whore

This nigga literally just has to wrap his dick, like an adult, and it's not an issue. But no, gf should alter her hormones which may remove her sex drive completely, or make her a landwhale so he doesn't have to where a condom? Grow the fuck up kiddo.

>>744313841
>men can get pregnant

Just pull out you little bitch. I raw dogged for years and never got anyone pregnant until we actually tried.

Stop cumming in 3 seconds like a virgin

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You can do anything if you set your mind to it

>>744314119
Kek, roll

>>744314119
Nice anecdotal evidence you walking abortion. I can't even fathom the total amount of misery added to the world by both parents and children of parents who followed this exact line of thinking and weren't as lucky as you.

>>744311697
If you're really that stupid you don't deserve to bre... you know what, look up how they neuter animals. I'm sure you'll figure it out how to do it to yourself.

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>>744313477
Then why doesn't she take the goddamn responsibility, huh? Are you saying women are too dumb/fragile to be responsible for their own reproductive choices? Looks like there's only one sexist here and it's you.

Rap a ruder band around the top of your balls and wait a few weeks they should fall off

Literally just stop jacking off and looking at porn. Your sensitivity will come back after a week or two.

>>744314354
umad?

>>744314119
>>744313580
Tried raw, and once actually lasted like 30 minutes, still hard but could off inside, the problem was that she freaked out bc no pills, and ended taking the next day pill

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>>744314205
Why does this turn me on?

>>744312422
this

>>744314429
>no logical counter argument
Wew-lad.

>>744314335
>I'm sure you'll figure it out how to do it to yourself.
they chop of the balls so you would transform into a faggot whit no hormones

>>744314446
Because you really wish life was an anime and there is no meaning to it all unless you stand out somehow

>>744314570
I don't want it done to me, I want to do it to a cute boy of course!

OP let's meet up and I'll make you a eunuch for free.

>>744314534
>wants a logical counter argument to "DURR I CANT GET PREGNANT SO I CAN FUCK WITHOUT ANY CONSIDERATION OF ANYTHING BUT MYSELF"

Not one of you shitheads seem to know that a IUD doesn't protect from VD, and not all girls CAN take hormones 'cause it fucks up the body real good. Learn how to keep hard with a condom or seek help for ED.

>>744314656
See post: >>744314534

>>744311697
Fuckin poke and hope like a real gamblin man

>>744311697
copper IUD for your gf dude
no hormones, lasts for 10 years

>>744311697
A cobra with no venom is a belt. Don't be an idiot. You will tire of her but more likely since you are a beta she will cheat on you. Wait a year before you go through with it. Prophecy made.

>>744314557
>they chop of the balls so you would transform into a faggot whit no hormones
there's some chemical they use to neuter show dogs because, for whatever fucking reason, those kennel club savages just have to see dog balls.

Urologist here. Vasectomies are fully reversible, the reason for not doing them on too young people is that the government does not want to pay for two unnecessary surgeries.

>>744314756
You're entire argument is that it's not your problem. There's no counter to you being a selfish child.

>>744314818
>A cobra with no venom is a belt.
Who'd you hear this one from, your alcoholic redneck uncle?

>>744314809
>>744312862
consider reading the thread

>>744314653
Sorry, but I'm enjoying peeing standing up and I have a purpose in life already...
Unless...you're a cute girl who wants a taller, muscular girl with big shoulders to fist her? ;)
Would consider...

>>744314898
Im thinking about getting one as wife and I are done having kids. She has had bad expetience on birth control, so vesectomy is logical option since we both prefer no condom. Issue is that I had undescended testicle/corrective surgery and have read that can complicate the vesectomy procedure given scar tissue.

>>744312227
Yeahr, do an wrong move, damage an nerve, have Life Long pain in your private area.

>>744314898
it would be not so free, i still have to pay for supplies and stuff, and to do the reverse surgery i would go to a private hospital, no public hospital does such complicated surgery, and even if they did, it would be at the expense of the patient paying it all

>>744312422
Explain

>>744311697
Ball less anon here. I got my vesectomy done for free. Insurance paid for it. I regret it even though I still don't want any kids. I don't have any, but I regret something so permanant, knowing full well something just as effective will come along that's reversible. I hear they can install a on/off value now.

you're 19... don't permanantly ruin your ability to reproduce for a stupid post highschool fling that you arent going to be with 10 years down the road. are you dumb? maybe when you're 29 you will want a child of your own. then what? if she doesn't want to go on birth control so you can also benefit from sex and not just her, she's a selfish lover and a cunt that you should dump right now and find a new girlfriend that cares about your sexual satisfaction.

>>744314898
Why did my doctor in Alabama not give me one when I was young, then? The government wouldn't have been paying there, I would have. I always assumed he was just a bible beating cunt but you may have insight I don't.

>>744315294
>not true/10

>>744313133
imagine being this much of a cuck

>>744315572
It's probably a chick, idiot. And if it's a guy he probably has more normal relationships than you do.

>>744311697
I got one when I was 23

>>744315382
there is a reversal surgery, it would cost too much tho

>>744312441
It's the same hormones

>>744315785
Definitely a guy.

If you're white, good. I'm a mixed Hispanic and NFP is the way to go. You're pretty sad, lmao.

>>744315960
there's a copper one you know right?

>>744311697
omg you are fucking retarded

>>744311697
>Girlfriend doesn't want to use hormones.
>The better solution is to get a possible irreversible surgery for no good reason.

Stop being such a cuck and tell her to use an IUD like a normal person, or realize that low dose hormonal contraceptives are no big deal and she should stop being a huge bitch about it.

>>744316147
>NFP is the way to go
It's the way to become a parent. Seriously, there is no need to stick it in the hole. Use a dildo and learn to go down.

OP here, i now know that there are almost no planed parenthood in my local area, so gf told me that an IUD would cost her like 100$, that's a lot considering that only she has a job and plans to leave in this month. don't know if she would pay the procedure

>>744311697
anal, dude. WTF? Your girlfriend with me will be an anal whore about the first 10 minutes she meet me

>>744317529
Kek I'm doubtful of this boast but I'll bite anyway, what's your secret?

Not OP btw.

>>744317529
>not seeing that she doesn't want to put hormones in her body bc she's a literal pussy
man if only women would enjoy anal like them faggots do

>>744317622
A two inch dick with the girth of a drinking straw. They barely feel it.

>>744311697
Go to planned parenthood. They did my vasectomy for free and didn't give a shit what my motives were.

>>744318484
Read the thread nigga. He's in Paraguay. Third world Catholic shitholes don't have PP.

>>744312227
Bullfuckinshit

Do humanity a favor, and just shoot yourself in the head. You're obviously a fucking idiot.

>>744315272
Once you've isolated the spermatic cord, there's no single nerve that runs through there in the sense that you might nick or severe one, but it IS innervated so the snip will hurt like a bitch. The procedure itself is only semisterile even in state of the art facilities, so doing it in your living room isn't putting you at any serious risk of infection as long as you're using clean instruments.

>>744311697
I got one on the NHS last month

>Have to give sperm sample
>Discuss with GP before referral
>Head to next town over for the op
>Doctor says I'll be out in 15 mins
>Get my baws out
>Worst pain I've ever felt as the doc injected a local anesthetic
>Cold sweats bad
>Uncomfortable tugging sensation that feels like I've been mildly kicked in the balls
>Repeat for the second ball, pain is worse because I'm expecting it
>Can't drive for a day because of the pain
>Next day I'm fine
>Waiting on sperm count results, due mid month

>>744314446

The sound version is a lot better.
So surreal.

>>744319144
>The procedure itself is only semisterile even in state of the art facilities
Explain?

>>744314898
Hey there, doc. What's the success rate on vasectomy reversals in healthy men, 10 years post-procedure?

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>>744311697
Enjoy being dumped. Your gf wants a kid and you, being a stupid faggot, are doing the ONE fucking thing that'll ruin your relationship quicker than adultry. Enjoy being eternally single.

>hur durr, she said she doesn't want kids
That's what girls say when they ASSUME you don't want kids.

>>744319288
Vasectomies aren't done in the OR, they do them in clinic. Sterile gloves, instruments, and maybe a gown are used, but the surgeon doesn't scrub like they would for actual surgery.

>>744319616
I hope you're not speaking from personal experience? Absolutely fucking horrible thing to do to someone..

>>744319768
Huh, interesting. What do you mean by "actual surgery" and where is the line drawn?

>>744319616
This anon knows his shit. The desire to have kids in women is as strong OR STRONGER than the desire in men to fuck. Think about how you feel when you haven't had any pussy in a while, think about how often you jerked off as a teenager - that's how every single childless woman starts feeling from age 25 on. If you're unable to father children, you might as well be retarded or have some other genetic deficiency that's makes you 100% ineligible to any fertile woman. Women can sense shit like that.

>>744320205
>If you're unable to father children, you might as well be retarded or have some other genetic deficiency that's makes you 100% ineligible to any fertile woman. Women can sense shit like that.
Nigga I'm certainly not denying the instinct to reproduce but what autism is this?

>>744319860
Actual surgery is anything done in the OR, everything else you could just call a procedure. There's no clear cutoff to make explaining it easy, but since we're talking urology: cystoscopies, prostate biopsies, and vasectomies are examples of procedures done in clinic.
Vasectomy reversals, prostatectomies, and ureteroscopies are examples of surgeries done in the OR. They are typically more invasive (although many minimally invasive surgeries happen in the OR) and require the patient be sedated or under general anaesthesia.

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>>744320205
this
>>744319785
Sociopath detected. So what's it like being creamed in a custody battle?

>>744320673
>Sociopath detected.
What the fuck is that supposed to mean?

And I don't have any children so I wouldn't know. I'm 36 and divorced and have never wanted them.

Quick question. Does a vasectomy affect one's potency?

>>744320807
No. And it doesn't affect the size of your loads, there just won't be any swimmers.

>>744321020
Thanks for the prompt response.

>>744321020
This. You'll be like Sunkist, all juice, no seed

>>744315960
>>744316152

There are also low hormone IUDs. Have to get one for the wife because she bleeds to the point of get anemic. Had a vasectomy 10 years ago so it doesn't matter either way to me.

>>744311697
>>go to the local public hospital(3rd world country), and the urologist says nope because im too young
I got a vasectomy in WA state at 23. One Mormon doctor told me that I needed to have 3 kids before I could get one; which added to my hate of Mormons. But I found a urologist that didn't get me excessive chit about it. Shop around; some doctors let their personal opinions affect what they claim as legally true with regards to medical procedures.

>>744313898
If people are using "creampie" to imply that you also have to eat it, well then you've been hearing fucking morons saying it. Back in the day we didn't have a "special code word" for this because it was so fucking degenerate that no one even joked about it. Girls wouldn't even do anal back then. If some guy ate his own ballsnot out of a girl's vag, that would have been called "pretty fucking gay" and nothing else

>>744312588
>Wear condom
>Can't cum

>Take pills
>???

Fuck off

>>744321694
1/10 here's your (You)

>>744315960
Your girl needs family planning education. You two clearly know fuckall about birth control options. Please just chop off balls and save the world from some more mouth breathers.

>>744321131
That was funny.

>>744312422
huh? i dont regret it even a little bit. i can blow it everywhere with no regret now. EVERYWHERE!

>>744315349
>I regret something so permanant, knowing full well something just as effective will come along that's reversible.

Vasalgel
https://www.digitaltrends.com/cool-tech/gel-based-male-contraception/

>>744322189
>something you have to keep buying
shiggy

hey retard, there's this thing called the plan b pill. perhaps you've heard of it?

>>744322446

Nope. They do the injections once and you're good for 10 years or more iirc.

It's fucked up but I'm glad my Gf has cystic ovaries and has to take hormones to regulate that shit, which serve as birth control at the same time.

We've never once used a condom and I'm fucking glad for that

>>744312728
You are an idiot. At least you won't be spreading your idiot genes. We have enough of you as it is.

>>744320793
You're a sociopath.

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>>744322021
>huh? i dont regret it even a little bit. i can blow it everywhere with no regret now. EVERYWHERE!
Translation: "I regret it every fucking day but the only way I can feel good about myself is if I get others to make the same mistake I made"