I fucked 4 prostitutes in the last 3 days. I live in the Netherlands,

why is it that my pudding is always getting lumpy when i do it myself? what am i doing wrong?

>>744291400
Why is your life so sad?

>>744291400
To what degree is your pic related?
or in other words: do they know each other?

Are you itchy yet?

>>744291400
how much did it cost you?

>>744291400
did you kiss them? i've always wandered if you are supposed to kiss prostitutes

>>744291400

You ever think about, ya know, getting a girlfriend or something?

>>744291400

Serious question -- do you have free STD screenings and treatment in the Netherlands? I know the girls get tested, but you never know about "the night before" problem.

>>744291400
How much did you negotiate? Did anyone try to rip you off?

>>744291400
Who hurt you, friend?

What do you do if a bitch tries to rip you off?

>>744291400
Are you on of those Legwalkers?

>>744291400
Where do you live. I travel around for work in the Netherlands and visit them once a week. Any recommendations?

>>744292002
Half the guys who fuck whores in the red light are married men you fucking idiot.

How many of the girls were actually dutch?

>>744292002
if getting a girlfriend weren't impossible...
sadface.jpg

>>744291400

Why wouldn't it be legal? Do you think we all live in fucking Saudi Arabia?

>>744292423
Not OP but this guy: >>744292352
Since OP doesn't reply. Most of them are Eastern European or South American. You have the rare Dutch girls but they charge the highest price out of all of them.

>>744291400
Ever intend to catch up with me?
>2 years in the Phillippines.
>typical night on the town - 1 BJ, 1 short time, 1 bar fine
>short time is fucking about an hour in back room
>bar fine is when you take her home and fuck the rest of the night.
>Go down town about twice a week.
52 weeks x 2 years x 2 nights a week x 2 fucks a night + 1 BJ each night.....

Yeah, let me know when you catch up, kid.

>>744291937
50 EUR, you can do pretty much everything. For about 20 mins

>>744292042
The first one was a bit of a bitch, but still came nontheless

>>744292032
Well, you always wear a condom and they have like a certificate of being free of STDs

>>744292718
>kid
>pretending adulthood because he has to pay for sex

>>744291976
Number 3 was literally a 10/10 I only kissed her. But they usually don't want to do it (me neither)

>>744291901
Condoms bro

>>744291790
Was just feeling like it man, vacation and nothing to do

>>744291865
It's unrelated, google pic

>>744292002
You ever think about, ya know, getting a girlfriend or something?

Courting a 'girlfriend' costs the same amount of money (maybe more) than getting a AAA prostitue for a night or two, even three.

If the endgame is to 'get' with a girl for intimacy at any level, sticking to the traditional rules is often costly.

But at least with a prostitue, both of you know where you stand at the end of the night; while a real girl will latch on to the man for sway later on.

>>744292513
USA is illegal apart from a few exceptions in parts of Nevada...quite a number of Americans on here...

>>744292002
Long story man, I basically have a girlfriend of 9 months but she doesn't want to fuck. She's an 8/10 but so lifeless when I want to fool around. And we always sleep next to eachother. Irritations...

>>744292002

>>744292124
My gf

>>744293152

land of the free strikes again

>>744292790
In Poortgual 40EUR for 30 mins

>>744292423
1 of them was dutch, legit 10/10. Others eastern european

>>744292922
Lifestyle, son.
I would no sooner marry than stick my dick in a blender.
Not interested in maintaining long term relationships. I'd rather just fuck my maid. Unlike you, I don't need emotional validation.

>>744293247
Well, 20 mins is enough if you don't masturbate beforehand

>>744293247
Girls in the Netherlands go for €30 standard package i've noticed.

>>744291743
You gotta stir thoroughly. Get a better wisk

>>744293404
Bj for 30 but for bj+fuck it's usually 50

>>744293453
Not up north. Leeuwarden is cheap, whore wise

>>744291400
how about escorts, are they more expensive there or you dont have at all.??

>>744293544
I'm living up north, Groningen

>>744293577
Escorts are like 100 for half an hour, not worth imo. Rather go to red light district for 50 eur

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>>744291400

Op here.
This is the first time I fucked a whore btw. Really liked it so I went back 3 more time (all different whores)

>>744293605
How's Vicky doing? Is she still at the Vishoek?
But for real Ljouwert is dirt cheap. Check hookers for the prices. Girls in Esperanza charge €30 for BJ+Fucking. Love and Joy €35 for same package. Quality is overall better in your place though

>>744293953
Don't know Vicky man, you should visit Dominika though, legit 10/10 body, face and personality.

Yeah I know the site but never utilized it. This was the first time I went to a prostitute

>>744292922
DESTROYED

>>744294138
>visit Dominika though
Where is she located? I intend to go Friday. Maybe Gruun this time

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>>744291400
Why do you pay for sex?
I mean, why do you make an up front payment rather than investing in a relationship?
If you don't want a girlfriend or the risk of being accused of rape, I get it.

>>744293239
haha it's even legal here in UK

>>744292373
Funnily a prostitute in Bali Indonesia thought that I was a married man.
Because I was 30 years old.

>>744294343
5 or something in nieuwstad, on the most right side of the street, at the edge

>>744294591
I actually have a gf of 9 months but it's really complicated sex wise and trust wise.

>>744294662
Aaah didn't know that

>>744294866
Aight i'll check her out

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>>744293064
Girlfriends cost more.
Girlfriends cost you MORE money.
Girlfriends cost you your friends.
Girlfriends cost you your time.
Girlfriends cost you your stress free lifestyle.
Girlfriends cost you not potentially being arrested for a domestic abuse situation that never happened but because she thinks you are fucking someone else she starts smashing things in your apartment and the neighbours call the police and you get hauled away when she is crying about how you trashed the joint, but she was the one breaking shit and screaming.


Yeah, prostitution is cheap.

What're the chances of getting an STD doing this? I'd be tempted on my next trip overseas but the risk worries me

>>744291400
why are you so pathetic and ugly that you can't have a relationship with commitment and instead spend your money on whores who'll never be successful in life?

>>744295083
Use. A. Rubber.

>>744295037
Op here. Amen brother, the first 5 out of 6 things are happening right now with my gf

>>744295164
Because having a relationship with the vast majority of Western women is horrible.

Sex is good, but cohabitation with a modern female is not a good deal for men.

That is why.

>>744291400
did you koom on their faces?

>>744295164
I actually have a 8/10 gf but she doesn't want to fuck, only suck. And a man got urges so I was tempted. I also have a conpany and go to uni. What do you do boy?

>>744295333
Inside them, in the condom

>>744295297
that's because you just judge women on their looks and not their personality. find a bitch rather than fucking skanks who wanna be filled with cum on the streets.

no idea about you but i get so off to the thought of romance so whores wont do shit for me unless it's rape. not trying to be edgy, seriously.

>>744295430
weak sauce

>>744295486
seriously gay, dont post here ever again.

>>744295486
Yeah no, I my ex Lauren was a nice girl in a circle of friends who I'd known for roughly six years, I romanced her when she was on the rebound, I gave her somewhere to live and then she turned into a total bitch and started fucking some other guy behind my back and she said it was because I never pressured her for sex often enough.

No thanks, I'm not wasting my money and emotions on that shit again.

>>744295486
gay faggot

>>744295831
pressured her for sex
#whore

>>744295920
She wanted to be pressured into sex, she wanted to be wooed every day, I work full time, every night can't be date night.

I figured out why she was dumped.

>>744293239
You can find high class prostitutes in the USA in every mediocre city, every day of the week.

Who gives a fuck if it is against the guidelines?

OP HERE.
I have a gf for 9 months, she is a solid 8/10, boobs 10/10. She has caused me so much emotional stress that I stopped loving her like 2 months ago. Having an emotional unstable gf is so stressing that it just isn't worth it anymore. She legit treats me like shit sometimes, we shout at eachother, a fuck ton of stress but she always says sorry afterwards. It just takes so much energy to deal with that shit

>>744296240
>having a 8/10 girl
>cheating on her with prostitutes
that makes you the shit she presumes you are
leave her. start new.

>>744295037
Bro, I had to shoot my roommates ex girlfriend when she broke into my house and charged me with a rifle pointed at her.....

Crazy women have been ruined terribly by feminism. Feminism is cancer. I blame the bankers for promoting feminism.

>>744296240
Welcome to cohabitation with a female, where the shit tests are to your psychological and emotional detriment and for her psychological and emotional benefit.

She needs to attack you so you fight back with a measured response that makes her feel safe.
Females are horrible to live with mate, I'm never doing it again.

>>744296474
Women believe in the patriarchy mate,just they aren't honest about it, they believe in the patriarchy that protects them from consequences of their actions, you ever wana see a shocked woman, look at them when someone hits them back or when they get arrested.

Women don't believe that they have agency and that their situation in life has nothing to do with their own actions.

Disregard women and prosper.

>>744296382
I know I'm a filth of a human for this. But so much shit happend with her that I'm actually not feeling that bad for it. I'm legit still trying to make it work and have some feelings for her. But her personality is just utter crap I feel

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>>744296696
If you don't have kids, run... run away from her as fast as you can.

>>744296767
My brain says run away but my dick and emotions tell me to stay. I'm a 7/10 bit of a beta dude and she is legit the best looking woman in class. Don't have the feeling I can get any better looking gf. Ooh and she is my first kiss and first gf so emotions and shit

>>744292718
LMAFO!!!!!!!:::::DDDDDDD

Rolling at measuring life that way

>>744296972
Leave her.

>>744291400
How old were they? Would you consider seconds with any of them?

>>744292790
>you can do pretty much everything
lies
a mechanical fuck and they'll try to trick you into blowjob only

>>744296972
Get out of there, before she tricks you into impregnating her and then a year or two later she kicks you out and has you paying for "her" child, who you will only be allowed to see on a limited basis.

The relationship you have with her is unhealthy as fuck, run OP, run and don't look back.

Sincerely 34 and burned.

>>744297860
Because blowjobs are terrible?

>>744296972
Mate, you are a man, you will be more desirable in your 30s and she will be less desirable.

Get out of the relationship, work on yourself, get fit, get a decent enough job and you will find a good woman.

>>744291400
Fuck off back to redit you ama fag

>>744298279
Contribution to the discussion was unparalleled by this.

>>744298024
Thanks for the advice anon, appreciate it

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>>744295486
I'm busy as fuck with work most of time. I can't stand the stress and bullshit with dealing with women. Especially the ones that were girlfriends or just general friends. "Why didn't you put the trash out? I asked you 5 minutes a go!" "Where do you want to eat? -Idk you choose. - Let's get Korean. -No i don't want that pick something else" And the fucking petty fights over the tiniest things. "I don't want you playing games with your mates" "Who's that girl? I don't know her. Stop talking to her" I can't stand it anymore and refuse to put up with these women. Yet that's all i find.

Instead i go to prostitutes once a week. I pay €100. I have a great time with the girl. Have a laugh, wonderful time, getting my dick sucked, fuck a hot girl i would never be able to get, do nasty stuff a girlfriend i had wouldn't do. And all that hassle free. On top of that they don't even cost as much as a regular girlfriend. The choice for me is easy. Make this life worth it for me.

>>744298213
Thanks man, just too emotionally attached to her right now because she is my first gf and first sexual expercience and stuff. But I see she is too toxic in my life right now. She makes me feel like shit atleast 1 day a week

>>744291400

why the fuck is it so easy to stove cook mccormick brown gravy but everytime I try to microwave some it's too fluid?

I want my chips n cheese gooey not flavored water.

also where the fuck is my 5k deposit???

>>744296231
How? I heard back pages was full of cops

>>744298705
OP HERE
I feel the same way, it's just too emotionally draining living with a gf. The shit I'd have to deal with man, it's unseen. I'm thinking of breaking up with my gf for the reason that you just made.

>>744298905
OP HERE. Add salt, it'll suck up the moisture

>>744299025
Do what makes you happy. Because you don't sound like you are

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i will be in amsterdam central for the next week with my gf. she seems up to a double blowjob. is this possible in the RLD? If i ditch her for 20 minutes where should i go? any advice is welcome..

>>744299765
Georgia at the Sint Annendwarsstraat 7-1. 21 years old and sucks like a vacuum cleaner. Spits the cum out though. She likes to make a show when blowing you. Great girl

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>>744300666
>Sint Annendwarsstraat 7-1
thanks kind anon. how much in euro?
also is the double bj a thing?

>>744299765
Op here
Just a newfag with prostitutes so I dunno

>>744301084
Double BJ idk, usually they do for extra cash. I paid her €75 for single head

>>744299433
Op here
Got mixed feelings man, the fun parts are great, but those parts get overshadowed by the stressfull parts. I have gotten a lot of experience with girls though, also more confidence

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>>744301084
>I think a hacker learn on their site

cleartimeclock.aqarhellas.com

>>744301299
jesus fucking nigger cracker thats expensive for a bj...

>>744301587
No condom. Amsterdam is expensive hooker wise.

Her basic package of bj+fuck with condom = €50

>>744298825
Do you want to continue to be treated like shit?
She has already lost respect for you and this will only get worse until she starts cheating on you.
It is just a matter of time until you find out she is Fucking someone else.

>>744302280
For your own protection and theirs, it's a good idea to wear one.

But hey, you're an adult that can make their own informed decisions.

>>744302280
Depends on the € you want to spend. Every girl has her price

>>744302612
>bj with condom
how disappointing. doesn't really seem worthwhile. my gf doesn't like blowing me, but I still get hj and sex w/o condom

>>744291400
do you worry about the womens welfare or that u might be supporting human trafficking?

>>744293347
nobody asked for your opinion on marriage you edgelord