hello do you have any tips on how to get dick from someone at

What are you fucking retarded? Every guy in school wants to fuck, just ask if he wants to dick you down

Timestamp or gtfo

Tits and timestamp you whore or this thread dies

>>744290787
Tits or gtfo

>>744290787
Faggot confirmed

show tits you cunt

>>744290936
Gregory Abbott - Dick you down

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>>744290787

>>744290787
Obvious bait

>>744290787
Just ask, dudes won't be offended.worse they will say is no and will probably add thank you. And tits or gtfo

timestamp or gtfo

>>744290964
>>744291319
>>744290981
these

I dunno I probably shouldn't show tits
They're super freaking small anyways

>>744291392
fuck off and post you bitch

>>744290787
You know the rules OP, if you're gonna be attention whoring off the fact you're a girl we're going to need tits and timestamp in order to help.

>>744291392
I refer to >>744291241
It is the rule.

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>>744290787

>>744290787
0.8/10 for b8 m8

>>744291392
Doesn't matter. Still have to show em

You can fuck me instead, I'm ready

>>744291392
post or get fucked by dick cheney

I can show them on kik but only if you give me your kiks lol

>>744291786
Post here, then kik

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>>744291786

>>744291786
Lol donjoeforpresident on the off chance you're real

>>744291786
follow the rules you bait

>>744291786
I don't believe you post your kik

dumb twat

>>744290787
"Dtf?" it means down to fuck.
At worst he tells his friends you're dtf. You can tell them to fuck off if they hit you up.

Tits or gtfo.
I did this in the wrong order.

>>744291786
How old are you?

Dont fuck men. Ask your girlfriends and buy a strap on.
Or just grab their junk in the hallway lightly everyday and be extra flirtarious. I recommend looking up DDLG

>>744291786
hellbay83. proof real

>>744292234

>proof real

show bob

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Best of luck

>>744292097
Young as fuck

BogoBeans is my kik

i got nothin to lose

>>744291786
Inurendoo show em

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>>744291786
>I can show them on kik but only if you give me your kiks

pic related

>>744291786
throawayacnt

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>>744292332
>>744292285
>>744292234
>>744291893
>>744292450

>>744292317
Underage guys....abort

>>744291786
Justa_lVless

>>744292755
>abort
Fuck off faggot

Anyways OP, for your question, if you start talking to a guy alot and eventually progess to texting and hanging out, it should be easy enough. As long as the guy's not a beta cuck he won't be "not ready."

>>744292755
This is just another bait thread.

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>>744292983
>This is just another bait thread.

>>744292204
What about ddlg tho

>>744293218
If it wasn't, she could at least post a nn timestamp pic.

Anyone who posted a kik get sent a picture yet?

Lakas83 kik

>>744293500
Yeah all of them

From the pic I saw you shouldn't have any trouble getting dick from a guy at school. Get alone and make your move.

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Sorry it took so long I didn't wanna get out of bed

>>744294297
Good. Now post without the titty holder

>>744291786
Ducksquid_68

>>744294297
You have a body like that and don't know how to get a guy to fuck?
Any problems with your confidence?

whats the ass like

>>744294465
Yeah talking to people is kinda scary

>>744294297
if you need help join my discord server
/6jcQkqx
cant post link only code.
btw i'm a specialist in everything. i have a insane amount of knowledge

>>744294297
Take that tiny bra off and show your milk sacks.

>>744294297
Tits out

>>744294508
You have to be trolling us.
Or very shy.
How tall are you?

>>744294620
I am really shy but I think I'm getting more confident
Like 5'5

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>>744294536

>i have a insane amount of knowledge
>a insane amount

>>744294667
How to get dick:

Be a girl with a pulse.
/thread

>>744294536
but mostly relating to pulling IP's off discord amirite?

>>744294297
This is a near valid submission.

>>744294667
Just start talking to a cute guy, good chance he will stay and talk with you.
What color are your eyes?

>>744294824
Blue

>>744294824
>what color are your nipples.
Yeah I want to know too.

>>744294884
Do you have a massive belly? Can you take a picture of your chest/stomach. Would love to see your curves!

>>744294724
Or without amirite?

>>744294884
Nice
Would you take another pic?
If so, write /b/ on the back of your hand and use it as a hand bra.

>>744291786
If not bait send here Booty_Popper420

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>>744294935

>>744294988

WHO TOLD YOU?!?! I demanded discreteness!

>>744295081
You newly pregnant? Got a nice little bump going on there. Moar not censored? What is this communist China?

>>744291786
Kik tkonson

>>744294536
I bet you're actually a dumbass my nigga.

>>744295081
>censoring out the nips

>>744295081
Any more butt?

>>744295081
That is one fine body.

>>744295150
Nope just fat
>>744295236
Thank youu

>>744295328
Take a picture of your vagoo. You shave it or is it a jungle?

>>744295208
She is underage. Do you want 404?

>>744295328
Take that hand bra pic, sexy thing.

>>744295450
If she's underage she has no buisness on this board

Figure out what he likes sexually , get him alone and seduce him like . If he is like the average male a decently attractive girl giving him exactly what he wants will make his cock instantly hard

>>744295509
THIS. tits pls

>>744294297
stop fucking around or leave.

Tits or gtfo ffs

Looks 18 to me.

>>744295509
>she

>>744295081
Most guys these days are ass men, think we could get a better look to see if you can get his attention with that?

>>744295703
This

>>744295081
If that's you, anon, and there's a vagina around somewhere, I'd fuck you.

>>744295081
Censoring... Fucking gay. I'm out

I'm not posting nudes :o

>>744295953
Then gtfo

>>744291241
This is fucking retarded if you spend more than three seconds thinking about it.

>>744295953
A hand bra pic isn't a nude. Write /b/ on the back of your hand.

No nudes is fine. More would still be good. To see if he'd like you or not, I mean.

>>744295953
No wonder no one gives a shit about you. Little cunt tease

>>744295953
Then you do not belong to this board, Simple:
Tits or GTFO...

>>744294297
Kik me tkonson for advice . People here mainly want your nudes and since are horny they would fuck your already so just have the mentality that he already wants to fuck you too

>>744294297
My advice is to just ask if he wants to, if you get shy or scared then count to three in your head and say it

No face = Not really nude pic, as nobody can recognise you... Come on. If you want dick, you'll have to peel off those clothes

Just get to know the guy for a bit, they want some personality too not just tits and ass, trust me

find a day when you aint in school and your parents arent home, invite him over, watch a movie, then slowly move your hand to his cock and start rubbing it

also will help if you wear a loose shirt and no bra so he can see your tits

>>744295953
You should. No one will ever know who you are as long as you don't post your face

>>744296300
Dude she does have none either
Teach her how to get rid of her issues first

>>744296366
True but its bait

>>744296389
English wasn't your first language was it?

What about that hand bra pic?
Or is this just a really good bait thread?

>>744296528
I don't want to go to school tomorrow with /b/ on my hand lol
I'm too tired to take pics and it's dark and I don't wanna get out of bed :(

>>744291786
craigslist7976 show me the money

>>744296707
Excuses you just dont want to post nudes..
Fucking young ppl allways making obvious dumb excuses fooling themselfs...

>>744296707
It doesn't have to be permanent you stooge just do it so that we can all say OP delivered for once on this fucking board

>>744296873
Yeah I don't

>>744296707
>>I don't want to.. and to... and to..

Ok you know what ? Go cry somewhere else you fuckin gay bitch

>>744296707
Write it on a piece of tape then.
Or just take some pics in your bra and panties in bed.

>>744296707
can you think of any real reason he would turn you down? are you possibly insecure?

>>744296933
A hand bra pic isn't nude though.

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>>744295236

>>744296707
Please op. It looks like you have great tits

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>>744295450

>>744297084
Well, Tom Cruise would probably say that, if the rumors are true.

Kiks please tho I'm not gonna send any more live pics 'cause I'm tired
>>744296964
Yeah and I'm not good at talking

>>744296933
At least your honest to yourself.
Try to get your ego apart and start to reflect yourself so you get rid of your issues and improve as a pearson.
For advice

>>744297238
y not just post any old topless pics op?

>>744297238
Post something at least

>>744297238
fuck all that kik bs lol

op you gave me a raging cock boner then left me with the bluest balls... this does not bode well for you and your man's dick

>>744297238
That's a problem. You can't carry yourself.mhe probably just use you are a cumdumpster and that's it until he finds someone he can connect.

>>744297339
I don't wanna post uhh that kinda stuff
>>744297385
Can I see your dick
If you're over 18 lol

>>744291786
Eyy Kik me on vogtosc

>>744297462
Why show my dick if you aren't gonna post anything here?

>>744294297

that's a bizarre bra

>>744297462
op got everyone here raging and not posting anything good, rip in peace everyone

Whats the difference on kik? You arent making any sense

>>744297462
>>Guy is too tired and don't want to go out of the bed

>>744297238
just think of how you talk to the friends you have already, talking to him shouldn't be any different. the thought of failure looming over your head is what's making you think you could mess up your chances with him.

but for starters, figure out some of his interests and talk with him about it. if you can't catch the dick you can at least catch a good convo guaranteed and then see if you can take it from there.

OP post a smiling face or any other body part?

got any swimwear/bikini pics?

Still think this is bait. Or op is just a very boring person.

>>744297538
Why lol

>>744297662
i think both tbh

>>744290787
kik is eustes-kun, willing to give legitimate help

>>744297700
Kek

Kik is derektaradi

>>744291786
peterkjaski add me

kik is fakegerbilfemur... best advice here

>>744294724
>with a pulse
>implying

Anyone gotten anything on kik? Is it worth the time.

If anyone gets it and doesn't post it here, they're a huge pussy

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just for you, madame

>>744294756
If you actually believe the IP stealing copy pasta you might as well just kill yourself now.

>>744297238
>Yeah and I'm not good at talking
Implying boys want to talk to you hahaha.
Your original post says ''how to get dick''. Talking has nothing to do with it and you know all about that, you lying cunt.

But hey, congrats at baiting the entirety of /b/ again.

kik kingrobb299

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>>744297462
Now your turn op

those are the ugliest dicks ive seen in a while

>>744297943
Thank you!
>>744298019
Idk I'm scared of getting into trouble

Great. Now this board will be filled with gross dicks.

>>744298017
King Robb eh?
I wouldn't go to any weddings hosted by old perverts if I were you.

>>744298133
You won't get in trouble. The site is anonymous so no one can find who posted what

>>744298133
You shouldn't be scared. Those guys weren't.

>>744298133
Dicks got posted, it wouldn't be right to not return the favor.

>>744298133
youre welcome, hope you like it, i know id love to feel you wrapped around it, maybe some more pics will help (dont worry about getting into trouble, the internet's a big place)

>>744290936
>Every guy in school wants to fuck
That doesn't mean they want her.

>>744298019
Haha what the fuck is that man. Jew dicks are gross

>>744298133
You are a troll, and a boring one at that.
Post another non nude pic with a timestamp.

>>744297662
Its real. She sends via kik

>>744298133
Those dudes are gross and weren't scared. You've got dudes slobbering and begging. There's no trouble here. especially since it's anonymous.

Force yourself on him. There's a 99.99% chance he'll go with it.

>>744298329
Then post it faggot

>>744298391
Or is gay and starts screaming.

>>744296022
Not really, I seriously agree with it.

>>744297662
It's not bait, but she is boring.

>>744298133
Hey op. My kik is warden_of_the_north if you are really sending anything

>>744298506
Well she better be a hell cat in bed, or she won't be able to keep a guy.

>>744298561
you dun goofed

>>744298506
No I thi k she just really is too tired to go out of bed.
Still also boring tho

You guys can post some pics I guess but I don't wanna do it

Add some_dude2 OP

>>744298480
Not risking it nigger

>>744298753
Bake it away, toys! Let's see 'em.

>>744298841
She's posting on here, she legally has to be 18, otherwise she's not allowed to even be here.

>>744298841
She said it's cool to.

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>>744298931

right. because ROOLZ.

looks like jail

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>>744298753
>>744298133
How do you like mine?

>>744299027
It's the rules, anon. You aren't at fault if someone intentionally misled and/or entrapped you.

>>744290787
kik is zorldo89

kik - theRenoBlack

>>744297238
kik smackthat9876

>>744299089
Ty for telling us law. Everyone knows...
Its just reality dies not work like politically correctness. Fucked up system

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OP just genuinely tell the guy that you like him and you want to hang out. Touch him a lot. Start with hugs then kisses etc. If everything goes nicely you won't have a problem getting the D
>pic related girl in it did all the shit I described and now she's my fuckbuddy

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>>744299222

>>744299222
That girls hot tho

>>744299067
It's really nice haha

>>744297238

kik - theRenoBlack

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>>744299183
It isn't even specifically the law, it's the site rules. If she's telling you she's 18, on a site where you have to be 18 to even be on, and bans you if you reveal you're under 18, you have all the necessary reason to believe she is 18.

If this were like, Facebook or some shit, you'd be justified in not doing anything since that has no actual age requirements.

Or maybe you're just lying and you didn't get anything at all.

>>744298019
That is a funny looking dick bro..
.. and why do you have regular hair instead of pubes in your crotch?

>>744297238
kik arny607
you gave me a massive boner, don't leave me with blueballs

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>>744299318
Here have another pic anon

>>744299414
Adding to what anon said, you can check any episode of ''To catch a predator'' as well if you want. The baits explicitly say they are underage. You cannot get someone in trouble because ''they didn't guess that a woman lied about being 18''. You are not at fault for not knowing something you cannot check.

>>744299414
Dude yeah.
School
No experiance
Weites 18 herself a lot

You are retarded believing she is
Ofcause you can politically argue you had no clue.
You are the one not gotten my point

>>744299526
>kikes

>>744299578
Can we get kik for more?

>>744299623
That would explain why she is so boring.

Kik is sparta563. I'll tell you if you have anything to worry about in regards to attracting him.

>>744299578
You look great tbh
I love your type of body

>>744291786
op, just post your fucking kik, we all wanna see your tits

>>744299623
Why does she have to be 18? It's not the rule of thumb and age of consent for every state or country.
Is /b/ fascist USA? Fuck this stupid board.

>>744299362
Would you like to see more? I can leave my email here for a little while if you want.

>>744299623
All she said was she was young, and 18 is a very young age given the average lifespan of a human woman is about 80 years. And anyone can be in school at 18 as well. Colleges are a thing, repeating a year. And there's also the fact anyone can be inexperienced at any age.

>>744299807
4chan adheres to U.S. law, and the minimum age to be on the site is 18. And the federal age of consent in the U.S. is 18.

All you kik people, she said it's clear to post the pictures she sent you further up the thread. Help us out here.

>>744299868
Of cause dude fuck man. You are unique...
She most likely isnt you yfaggit.
Of cause you have reason to beliefe it. Of cause you get out... fucking retard go become a jurist

I assume she's 18

>>744290787
guys are never ready the first time, it just needs to happen

OP do you have a Snapchat?

>>744300100
No reason to assume she's younger. If you want to go ahead and assume she's underaged, after bragging about having her pics in >>744298329 then good job, you're admitting to downloading child pornography using your own logic.

>>744300192
I'm fairly sure she's 18 bro. I thought she might not want the pictures posted on here

>>744295053
Op has blue balled us all
Will post it if I get sent anything

>>744300192
Im not that guy...
What kind of movie paranoyer do you have.
Im the guy telling her to work on her character. And so I advice you

>>744300297
She said it's cool in >>744298753.

>>744299868
On a side note, you'd be a perfect match for OP. Both of you are boring as fuck.

>>744300297
She said it was fine. So you can post them.

>>744300471
I know, I was just clarifying

>>744290787
op if you're even a decent qt3.14 it should be so easy for you to get dick from a dude. flirt with him for however long and literally make the first move or just say that you're dtf.

>>744299868
>4chan adheres to U.S. law
What are you going to do to someone from Mexico? Cross the borders to import him and jail him for violating your stupid age of consent? I thought USA is trying to export us criminals, not get more in. JAJAJA.

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>be woman
>ask how to get dick from guy

well. i am no expert. but here are the steps you take
1. have a vagina
2. be wbove a 3/10
3. Tell him you wanna fuck him

if that doesnt work then this must be the matrix

>>744300707
this

So what's her Kik ?

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Bullshit thread

>>744298931
hesrightyaknow.jpg

>>744299222
These numbers don't lie
>send nudes and a message that says hey wanna bang

>>744299222
These numbers don't lie

>>744300707
The mexican will only get banned or punished according to Mexico's laws

>>744299578
Pic with face?

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>>744290787
wear visible pantyhose

>>744300686
The mexican will get banned and punished according to the mexico's laws

>>744291786
Fuck it jdoalty

>>744290787
>look half-decent
>ask

literally just fucking ask

>>744298019
>>744297943
FUCKING NASTTY

U dont need dick, you need Jesus

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>>744294297
Ask someone single and nice on a date

>>744301109
>4chan adheres to US law
>the mexican will get banned and punished according to mexico's laws
That sounds extremely moronic to me but hey what do I know, you seem to be the lawyer here.

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>>744294724
/thread on your own post
New fag

>>744295081
You look fine

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>>744298019
This is now a rekt thread... What a fugly dick

>>744291786
jmmm55533mffm

so what youre a little chubby. if you think thats gonna atop guys from trying to get in your pants you have been severly misinformed

>>744299578
My kik is beatrice64, add me
> 20yo boy
> Good looking
> Good Advices

>>744301403
Kek

>>744297238
Ducksquid68

>>744301495
(op here) shuut up you fucking cuck

>>744301680
Not op

>>744301722
Op please post your tummy/legs (panties or no panties up to you)

>>744301607
Can someone please just post her nudes from kik on here?...

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>>744301722
NIGGER

Bionicwombat-kik let's see the proof

>>744301812
I doubt anyone got any lol

>>744301801
I can post my kik if you prefer to do it that way

>>744301801
She would use her magical cooter powers and bore you to death.

I'm going to sleep now byee

>>744301890
ya post your kik

>>744302009
alwayslookin974

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>>744299318
>>744299742
>>744299669
>>744301057
Sorry lads don't have kick but here is another pic

>>744301495
Why should I add you ?

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here, my tits

>>744301680
If op
Uhh girl you got honor, you are not like everyone else. You are not cheap.

Fucking makes me sick so ez to read
Your kinda right tho, but doesnt mean hes a dick
In case i guess hes kind otherwise not as experianced.. but thats not what you wanted to show anyways...
You are special dignity put yourself that way.
Start reflect young ppl have so many issues

>>744302200
https://thebarchive.com/b/search/image/ZPYgjO0ZVHjt020c3BXudQ/

>>744302200

and I came.

unless you are hideous, he'll want you

>>744302200
Perfect. If actually OP, do you have More? You should have no worry about talking to that guy.

>>744302200
That is not her

I don't think those are hers

>>744302336
>>744302363
see
>>744302313

>>744302200
Not OP

>>744302228
Wasn't me
Be quiet guys lol I can't sleep 'cause I gotta check the thread all the time

>>744301866
I figured. No one realizes theyre getting catfished by a fat basement dwelling neckbeard

>>744302415
God im so poor so important..
The moment i get attention is the monent i love most.
I am a princess

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>>744302117

>>744298019
That nasty fuckin bush... Gross m8

>>744302117
You broke my heart

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tits in pic!!!

>>744303082
save the pic or scroll up?
L2Screenshot fgt

>>744303082
>Almost 15
Good job retard, time to abandon thread

>>744291204
Never gonna fuck you up
Never gonna dick you down

>>744303248
K actually don't since your underage

The age would explain why she is boring.

>>744291786
sockwithahole

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>>744303640

>>744303309
I missed it what'd it say

testing smth

https://www.google.com/appserve/mkt/p/ALM6BvwgsIekAc4BBxizHPnMZyqoSX7aXbclzx5lAq9Qqh1jwNd5LoQuXMbm-Z4sWTXWYOeP35Fi2l0Uo4rLRAeB3eOtHgJ5whIyeyjI4xQc0iC3mfDDqXpX1zu8U9OjYGGU8ROVYKDY__CVR44qMpEdl-uBPX0gLC7s4fudaGXrBZ-8m_LOnV3Z4D3ur2oz-axptHoEzEeYw2aNmcq09sCnddS1yUPQQ5LQhCfRk-4yD5r4RpTQdNo_8VjeC3BM

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she actually said 18 that was a shoop.

>>744303734
dlike to know too

>>744303889
well she does look 18. ok

>>744303734
/b/ gets archived almost immediately all the time here:

https://thebarchive.com/b/thread/744290787/#744303082

>>744303889
What's her kik ? She sent pic on Kik and not here? Stupid but i can go with it.. But i need her kik tho

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>>744303889

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>>744304075
> https://thebarchive.com/b/thread/744290787/#744303082
link is legit. thanks man!

Now I'm confused, OP. Do you send pics over Kik or not? If you do: Johnnyboy5003