>2017 >not owning a rolex Explain yourself, poorfags ;)

>>744289403
Get ye gone, ogre.

>>744289403

Who even wears a watch any more? This thread is stupid. PigWatchThread.

he posted it again

hilarious

This is now a fat fucks with ugly watches thread.

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Unoriginal faggot is unoriginal

>>744289497
is that your foot or is that a landwhales hand because i dont see anyone getting laid with that ogre hand. you must be a woman because your fingernails are long aF so let me ask u this anon

>hows life fat landwhale bitch

>>744289403
I'm a blacksmith. Wearing shit like this would just get burnt or fucked up.

>>744289403
Not seen this troll bait for a while.

*opens popcorn; settles back*

This should be good with the number of newfriends about atm

He might have a Rolex but he doesn't have any knuckles.

>>744290024
There's one

>>744289403
>Rolex Hammariner

>>744290145
Two

>>744289403
Breitling Watches > Rolex

>>744289403
>your still in the store in that pic
>>shit color choice, plebian watch company
>>> your wrist looks like a ham halk, Noone has ever tried to fuck you, watch or no watch

>>744290295
Three

>>744290353
Four

>>744289403
I don't need to know what time it is.

>>744289899
Sweet. Care to share pics of some of your works? I'm just starting out and everything's interesting.

>>744290539

this holy shit

>>744289403
>2017
>not owning a gym membership

>>744289403
pretty expensive for something that tells you what time it is. time is a human construct anyway


explain YOURSELF, fatass

>>744290143
There's one? You mean a guy with knuckles? Yep sure do

>>744289403
I have the same one in green. I inherited it from my grandfather when he passed.
I'm not a richfag, and even if I was I wouldn't wear it on my thigh stump

I bet you would given the choice return your Rolex rather than suffer from morbid obesity and type 2 diabetes.

>>744290539
Five

>>744290753
Six

>>744290767
Seven

>>744290831
I think this may be a samefag idiot, so still seven

>>744290889
Eight

>>744289403
Watches are shit, I have a computer, I have a cock to tell the time.

>>744291109
Nine

>>744291169
Ten

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>>744289403
Your hand looks like a cat paw XDDDDD

>>744291466
Eleven

>>744289403
looking at the pic, i thought this was an amputee thread..

>>744291635
Twelve

>>744291148
You realize hardly anyone wears a wrist watch anymore. Please stop baiting people into arguments because you are board.

>>744291148
Are you really counting how many people you think are getting trolled here? I think we are all well aware it's a troll you autist, it's /b/

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>>744289403

Congratulations for buying a hundred to thousand dollar watch. It's does exactly the same thing mine from Wal-Mart does.

>>744291689
What do you get out of this?

>>744291761
I'm not baiting anyone. Just conducting a "gullible moron" survey. OP is the one doing the baiting

>>744289403
That watch cant cover up your obesity faggot

>>744289403
what the fuck is going on with his hand? No definition. No knuckles? You hand looks like a chunk of ham

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Lol, i work as a rolex's salesman, that watch is 100% fake, you can see it on the bezel and the bad index.

Pic related, a watch i sold this summer.

OP pls enjoy the hate! :)

>>744291825
Your watch from Walkmart does not do the following:

Look good
Impress people
Hold monetary value

Be ousted, newfags

>>744289403
im sure i would be buying useless gadgets too if i had no soul or substance like you

sadly there are many self hating idiots like you in this world obsessed with useless superficialities...ruining the whole experience of humanity

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Paint masterpiece, btw

>>744291825
Thirteen

>>744291814
Damage limitation/10

>>744291964
Fourteen

>>744291977
Fifteen

>>744292067
/thread
get out fatass

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>>744289403
Didnt know there was a sequel?

>>744289403
Americans are so far, they have knuckles... Flab boxing glove

>>744289403

funny thing is that people with knuckles like that have usually been in a ton of fights and smashed their hand up a bunch

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>>744289403

>>744291916
Stop baiting. If you are this board on a weekday then you probably need a job.

>>744292067
Sixteen

>>744292071
Seventeen

>>744292093
Eighteen

>>744292116
Nineteen

>>744292206
Twenty

>>744289403
Can I get a video of the watch in motion?

>>744292225
his knuckles are barely viable under an ocean of fat tissue. Oh wait you're OP and this is bait.

>>744292229
I have a job. I'm on holiday for two weeks

>>744292225
Twenty-one

>>744292399
And this is how you spend your holiday? Lmao wtf are you doing with your life?

Well, I'm bored now. Still, good job OP, 37 posters and 21 fell for the bait

>>744289403
I'm a poorfag college student and Timex is life.

>>744292545
It's evening. I'm listening to the radio and soon I'll be getting supper. I'm catching up on the news and various websites I follow in multiple tabs, plus I'm counting idiots in this one (and catching at least one myself, it would appear)

So many baited, jesus

>>744289403
Fake Rolli!

>>744292229
Ah yes my weekend activities include browsing /b/

>>744292323

That may be the case here but all Im saying is dont start shit with someone whose hand looks like this or you'll get your dick whooped off

>>744289497
>>744289403
dear lord, you guys are fat.!!

>>744292923
Sad, insn't it, to see what /b/ has become?

the fact that you are a fat bastard whos gonna die in 5 years noone gives a fuck :)

>>744293150
>/b/ait

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>>744292838
You took a vacation so you can do normal shit and troll people. Lmao and you have the nerve to call other people idiots ha ha ha.

>>744289403
Obvious troll is obvious

Stupid thing is that I've seen this pic before on 4chan.. fuck of faker and get a real watch

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yours seems a lot more snug than mine

>>744293300
I because you never eat in the evening on holiday after a day out?

If you're trying to show how clever you are, I think you should stop posting now

I would love to see a sort of cross over mad max ogre/rolex ogre thing.

>>744289403
you are 2 fat to get laid even with rolex. gtfo fag

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Rolex is a watch of revolutionary communist.

>>744289403
I dont give a fuck about luxury, I prefer thinkgs that excel at build quality. Which is why I have a Seiko 5.

And a Thinkpad.

And a Volvo.

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patrick is that you?

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>>744294927

>>744289403
>what are fingers

>>744294927
top kek

>>744289403
That's some paw.

BRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAP

>>744289403
nice watch pal :)

why the fuck would you spend more than $300 on a watch?
i dont care how much money you have, thats just dumb

>>744289403
This copypasta actually reveals the truth that watches are a waste of money. That is literally their purpose: to prove that you have money to waste.

>>744293498
Lol why you so mad? Did you just realize that your life sucks? If you were actually doing something fun you wouldn't be sitting at home alone trolling people and telling yourself how clever you are. I guess eating dinner alone is the new way to party.

>>744295627
also that a rolex doesnt make you not morbidly obese.

>>744289403
Imagine all the money you could've set aside if you didn't invest so much "time" into feeding your amputated lump so the timepiece wouldn't fall off.. You could've bought a Patek Philippe.

lol amerifats

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>>744289403
Fuck your watch.

>>744289403
The sad part is the kid that took that photo probably honestly thought nobody would notice how fat he is. He probably genuinely didn't realize his fucking hand is obese.

>>744289403
Why the fuck do I need a watch when there are clocks on pretty much fucking everything you vapid dipshit?

>>744296031
I can't even comprehend what is going on here, is this a dream?

>>744296387
a different filament is heated depending on which number its representing, theres usually a gas in the tubes that helps illuminate the number.

>>744295778
*sigh*
I'm not at home and I'm not alone. But keep inventing stuff about people you don't know on an anonymous image board, if it makes you feel better about yourself.

You'll not doubt respond, but I'm out now - mackrel and salad beckon

>>744296596
11/10, would rant about how amazing it is while stoned. Never ask to try on or purchase, 2good4me.

>>744292168
nice micropenis :D

>>744297001
I think thats literally why it exists.

>>744289403

im not a fat piece of shit and that shit is priceless

>>744296677
So you are at home with people and this is what you are doing with your time? Lol it just gets worse for you. taking a vacation to sit a home while you ignore your family and troll. Goddamn you are sad.

>>744293480
hairy monkey

>>744297754
A purpose to strive and prosper, yo. See ya around :)

>>744289403
technology + lazyness. you're more poor for wasting your money you get from sucking cock.

>>744289403
>being poor
i never wear the watches buy anyway. nice bracelet faggot

>>744297871
you seem like a needy little bitch.

>>744297871
don't you have more jewelry to buy, fag?

>>744298470
Don't know how that seems needy. Maybe you should put more effort into your insults.

>>744298552
Why? Are you selling your belly button ring?

>>744298708
no. i don't have any jewelry. i spend my extra dollars on bullion, and bars. go ask your girlfriends girlfriend or something. why the fuck do you want a belly button ring?

>>744298708
I like being alone. nobody bothers me.

>>744298945
Ooooh myyyy god, you are a gold hoarder? Lmao why would you admit that? Are you also building a fallout shelter under your house?

>>744299145
lol i'm not that stupid. i follow the money.

>>744289738
how's life being a fucking newfag

>>744299145
what the fuck do you do then. mr. fucking rollex?

>>744299230
Why not invest in a mutual fund? You could actually make a nice profit from that.

>>744299254
I never said I had a Rolex idiot wtf are you even talking about?

>>744299355
thats a good idea. haven't talk to my stock brocker in a few years. maybe its high time i did

>>744299443
sorry. i guess you're just some dumb retard talking out of his ass. my bad.

Owning a Hamilton jazzmaster openheart, iz that gud?

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>>744294927

>>744289403
i wish I had saved the gif this /b/tard created on a watch thread, the OP was a fatty like you and the guy shooped OP's watch on to a bread loaf. It was fucking hilarious.

>>744289497
Does it really not bother you to be so fat that your watch bad is so tight, your skin rolls put of the sides?

>>744300033
thats a fake picture. its been circling around the internet for a couple of years now. Does it bother you that your a giant dumb ass?

>>744289497

I'm guessing... Surrey, about 18 stone, in your basement watching Opra and eating biscuits by the box full.

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S3 Frontier. I mounted it on my father's old watch band he used to wear in the coal mines before I was born.

>>744289403
I rather be "poor" then a fat fuck like you.
You disgusting pig, i'd kill myself if I was as fat as you.

>>744300190
stupid turncoat. its called pounds, not stone.

>>744300315
the swatch portion is cool, but can you call your buddy on that giant ass alarm clock?

>>744300315
that leather is not very old you liar.

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>>744289403
Like dis bitch?

>>744300325

I'd rather know the difference between "then" and "than".

>>744299231
Call him whatever you want. Nothing will change the fact that you are beyond obese. You are embarrassingly fat. Youre literally the kind of fat that people aren't friends with.

You know how a lot of pretty girls will always have that fat, ugly, friend that hangs around and makes them look better. You're too fat for that. I would feel sorry for you if you hadn't done this to yourself.

>>744289403
Living proof that even money won't get some people laid.

>>744289403
That's an invicta with rolex written on it

>>744292114
counting newfags?

>>744293300
jontron lol

>>744300699
let me guess. you finally graduated

>>744296031
That is incredible. Make, cost, where to find?

>>744300804
yep, 13 years ago

>>744300187
No, but it seems to really bother you that I responded. Good on you, anon!

>>744300919
damn me too. i feel like an ass now

>>744300888
Checked

>>744300492
Actually, the leather is right at 40 years old.

>>744300963
na. if it bothered me I'd call you some stupid word or something. just trying to pass on some info for free.

Nice copy pasta, its old af. And now kys

because i am not jake paul

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I like chronos, and for my money Citizen makes the best chronos. This is like my 4th citizen watch.

>>744300919
>>744301023

2004 mother fuckers! i'm going to celebrate by drinking another beer.

>>744300439
Believe it or not, I don't use the phone feature. I do a bit of riding, so I like to have it for notifications. Most of the time I still use my phone for everything. The vibrations from notifications are nice. Texts fed through it are really nice imo.

>>744301207
I'm game. What's your poison?

>>744301161
That would look amazing on a wide band, if you're into them.

>>744301247
actually its all about what you fucking like. fuck everyone else's opinion. i was the jewelry dude making fun of you. just buy what you want. fuck it. if you have the money than do whatever you want man.

>>744301325
well since i have to work at 11pm central time, ive drank a tall boy, a king cobra, and now i'm drinking my 3rd budweiser. no time for cheap %100 proof tonight.

>>744301532
Yea, when I want to taste "beer" but don't want to get drunk I go for some american brand. Literally goes down like water by the dozen before I feel anything.

>>744301161
You son of a bitch bastard

>>744301532
>>744301325
>100 proof black heart rum i mean

>>744289403
>2017
>not having knuckles

OP is a fat fuck

>>744301602
that's exactly right, but bush is the best when it comes to water taste+instant drunkeness. super cheap, and you get more than you pay for.

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>>744301372
That is actually NOT the stock band, the stock navimeter at comes with a shitty rubber band, while another version of this model comes with the metal chain one you see here. I actually bought both models and switch the bands on the one I use, which I like very much.

Here's a Chase-Durer Fighter Command I also like a lot.

>>744289497
so fat there isn't even a wrist

>>744301602
.>american beer
in which location are you located on the globe my friend?

>>744301833
now i understand why woman hate periods.

>>744300604
>venting this much

>>744289403
>Rolex
>Almost laid twice

What a pathetic excuse fora human being. Bet you blew your whole allowance on that didn't you kiddo. Can't even get laid with a fucking Rolex. Take a bath and throw that toaster of a phone in with you faggot.

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>>744289403
I like my gs

>>744301750
I'm a pleb and drink Miller Genuine Draft. As a European, I find the mild taste... interesting. Have yet to find another 'murican beer that tastes more like beer, but isn't stronger.

>>744301833
see above

This is obviously bait, but I don't understand why the fuck anyone would wear a watch. We all have goddamn phones that tell the time. Watches are antiquated and uncomfortable as fuck to wear. Also, they do not make you look stylish/rich, they look fucking stupid because NO ONE needs a watch anymore

>>744301775
Both are very nice watches.

>>744301922
Good ole reliable G Shock. Can't beat them.

>>744301941
Can't stand American mass produced beer, and I'm a 'murican. We have our independents however, and they are quite nice. Can you eurofags even get small of our smaller independents over there?

>>744300574
>Not running a Schmidt & Bender

>>744290145
>Rolex Sub(way meatball)marinara

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>>744302214
Dude, we can't even get all of your mass produced beer here.

>>744302214
Shit, "get a small amount..."

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>>744302165
I wear one everyday.

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>>744289403

>>744301941
aww no!
>soap water

>>744289403
Rolex is gay. Patek or bust

>not putting your skx on your feminine penis

Digusting

>>744302282
Would you want to? I'd rather you tried our small batch stuff.

>>744301941
>>744302344
those were both me you replied to btw.

>>744289403
I wear a watch that fits me you sausage looking fuck and it's an omega too.

>>744302392
I'm good. We're quite saturated with our own beer brands.

>>744301941
first of all where are you at in europe? and secondly what are the prices?

>>744300574
Why is the GMT bezel not centred?

you're fucking retarded. it's not yours dumbass, just ran an image search.

>>744302613
you about and hour and a half late to the party buddy.

>>744289403
Is it sadder that I noticed the date lens was missing before I noticed the date was missing?

If it almost gets you laid twice than buying a fake was werth it

From where you have stolen it ? How ur fingers managed to grab thats ?

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>>744294927

>>744302503
Just for you

>>744302483
In a 3rd world shithole called Hungary. Prices vary a lot. Miller for example is on the cheaper side, only about 10% more expensive than local brands.

>>744289403
shitty fake, hamplanet.

>>744289403
You have a rolex, i have a life.

>>744289403
>gets laid because of a watch

Real men dont need a watch to get laid faggot

>>744303116
damn that sucks man. you need to get out of there. i have linage from Romania. my advice to you is get the fuck out of europe. i'll buy you a case of beer and a carton of smokes

>>744303571
>my advice to you is get the fuck out of europe.

Ok, seriously, why?

>>744303571
Buy me a plane ticket instead and we have a deal. KEK

Although I'm not sure what I would do overseas. My only marketable skills are pretty much my language skills, and that would be irrelevant in 'murica, since everyone speaks English, they wouldn't care much about my German or my French, and they wouldn't give two shits about my Hungarian.

>>744303691
how much do you make at your job? i'm not trying to make fun of you dude.

>>744302853
114060 doesn't have a date. Many people dont like the cyclops. Still probably a fake

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>>744289497

>>744303811
dude you could make a high price living teaching those languages, are you kidding?

>>744289403
this picture again?
Is it still copypasta summer?
Whats next? Fingerboxes?

>>744303691
I wouldn't mind the $1700-something minimum wage, currently I'm earning 455 USD a month in Hungary, and I'm spending most of it on the 27% VAT slapped on every product. I'm the epitome of yuropoor.

>>744303897
Don't have a degree in education, I'm a translator.

>>744303571
>>744303691
>>744303811
>>744303835
depending on how much you know, than you could make up to $39 dollars an hour. >>744304006

>>744303835
>i'm not trying to make fun of you dude.

You won't. I may have an offer on the table to work for an Irish computer firm in Dublin for 90K EUR. I currently make the same in USD here in California.

>>744304285
idk if you're the same dude, but thats awesome, my Irish brother.

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>>744289403
>ancient copypasta
>200 replies

>>744303886
i like it, but don't put jabba in the same cesspool as those fat failures.

>>744304232
>$39 dollars an hour
KEK, I would earn more in two days than a month here.

>>744304395
I thought so. Been wanting to go home for years but no jobs. Then out of the blue, I get this email from an HR girl in Dublin.

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>>744304527

>>744304582
good for you. any tips? (no penises)

that watch cant cover that wrist,
"sage"

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>>744304709

>>744304761
tips on what?

>>744289403
at least i'm not a fat fuck like you

>>744304802
i call the right head (left to them?)

>>744289403
>2017
>wearing a watch

Why you need a fedora for your wrist?

>>744304807
idk. about 132 ounces of beer.

>>744304862
ug. there's a shopped pic of the hensel twins (their family name) giving head. Its creepy and can give you a good idea of what lays ahead if you were to actually have sex with them.

I feel sorry for them, but man, no thanks.

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>>744304904

>>744304904
Because every pleb has a phone now, watches are a true status symbol. Nothing says "I'm rich and you know it" like an expensive piece of useless junk clearly visible on your person.

>>744305022
You lost me there.

>>744305139
I'm immune to everything here

>>744292071
Neither does your fake rolex.

>>744305217
i lost myself. its time for me to drink more beer, and put some fucking pearl jam, or slay on my pc.

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>>744305264
you're made of sterner stuff than me.

>>744305380
any callus takes time my friend. i'd like to smoke a shit load of ganja with you and hang out, but maybe another time

>>744305752
me too.

>>744305845
god speed. i'm sure we'll meet again, and totally not know who were talking with on an anonymous board.

>>744297871
>I'm not at home
>So you're at home

>>744304006
>>744304232
I live in europoor country Slovakia. My mother language is Hungarian and since elementary i had to learn Slovak. I'm simply translating from Slovak to Hungarian for restaurants (rajka)/ web pages i only have Maturita-Érettségi from Slovak and even they pay me 10-20 Eur a A4 page depending if it's full with words or just 10-15 titles of food.