I cannot cum from blowjobs. Only vagoo can get me off.

>>744284720

faget detectd

>>744284720
Maybe, maybe not. I've only came from a blowjob once in my life and I get my dick sucked every day. It's way easier to cum when having sex because you're more in control of pace/depth etc. You're not the only one in this boat.

1) bad blowjob

or

2) stop jerking it 12 times a day

>>744284889
That's weird, I have a harder time cumming in vaginas. I cum pretty easily from head but my gf is a fucking pro. And she often let's me control the depth and pace, but that isn't very necessary for me. Anal makes me cum in like 20 seconds just from hearing my gf's gutteral moaning and seeing her facial expressions as she clenches her anus down on the base of my cock

I used to have this problem. 3 previous girlfriends, all of them seemed to do it right but couldn't cum while it was no problem to cum during sex. Turns out they just weren't that good. Current fuckbuddy is very good at it and I have trouble not to cum in her mouth after just 30 secs or so.

It's not you, it's her. The average girl is shit at giving blowjobs just like the average guy is shit at cunnilingus.

>>744284720
Sucking dick is a skill some girls just dont have. Tell her what to do, get her to play with you

>>744284889
>I get my dick sucked every day

Sure thing kid.

I am exactly the opposite OP. I CAN cum from fucking but it takes a lot of work. As another poster said, it's probably because your girl can't suck dick. Also I cum from anal sex almost instantly, not because it feels better, but something about a girl being so dirty and taboo makes me nut.
Achieving orgasm is mostly mental. Imagine some 87 year old wrinkled fat bitch jerking your dick while staring at you blankly... could she make you cum? Sure, but it ain't gonna be as quick as if some 18 year old was passionatly jerking you and talking dirty looking lovingly at you.

>>744286206
>projecting your personal failures onto an anonymous user base of millions
>calling people kid when you're the one under the age of 25

>>744285767
What's the difference? I've had 3 girls so far, but the same thing for me. Bjs didn't really do it for me.

>>744286270
>Achieving orgasm is mostly mental.
This.

>>744284720
It depends on your girlfriend or whoever does it, i had a girlfriend who would make me cum with blowjobs all the time but couldn't ever do so with handjobs, another gf had some amazing handjobs and made me cum hard, and my last gf couldnt make me cum from either blowjob or handjob but she did anal non stop which waas amazing.

Each girl has her own way and you react differently too.

>>744286536
because secretly you want your blowjobs from MEN

>>744286796
begone, neet. subhuman filth like you shouldn't talk out of turn

>>744286536
I guess it's all about the pace and motion. Previous girlfriends would just keep on at it at the same pace which didn't do much for me.

My fuckbuddy is my best friend, perhaps that's why she knows how to properly do it to me, but it seems she has natural understanding of when to take it slow or fast, deep or just the tip etc.

It does make a huge difference.

>>744287046
>subhuman filth like you
>types like a nigger too
Non-whites need to leave.

>inb4 you pretend you're an actual white just because your skin is white

>>744284720
No, it's because of bad blowjobs.

>>744284720
Try this.
>getting head?
>make sure you're laying down (comfort is key)
>close eyes
>picture whatever pron or someone you know and have a boner for
>your blowjob just became assisted fapping
>cum buckets

If you have a girl that's down with watching pron with you, even better as you don't have to rely on memory/imagination.

>all these minute men little kids claiming it's the quality of the blowjob
KeK

>>744284720

This is the case for most men. You are more in control during sex so you can thrust to your liking.

With blowjobs the girl does need to be skilled. It's more about the hand movement then what the mouth is doing, And they need to start slow and work up to a regular pace.

Also as the guy you have to visualize cumming into her mouth and that she is begging for it.

>>744287530
...are you retarded?

>>744287754
>uses ellipses wrong like an empty-headed teenage girl
>thinks he's in the position to question other people's intelligence

>>744284720
Cumming from blowjobs can take a while. Maybe if you masturbate less, and tell the girl what you like it will go faster. I told my girl to go slow, and keep a steady pace, still takes like 5 minutes but feels great when she gets it.

>>744284720
You've never gotten good head anyone who says anything else is wrong and their girlfriend can't deepthroat that simple

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>>744284720
My first gf, when i was 15-16 for reference, loved to suck dick and she was good at it. I always came within 2-3 minutes no hands

Since her i have only came from a beej once and it took damn near a half hour

I thought the same as you. Dick sucks were overrated

Then i entered a manic state for a good year and a half and fucked like it was my job. Tinder was a regrettable invention. Regardless i still couldn't find a worthwhile dicksuck

Then one day inebriated and horny i contacted a backpage whore and her dick sucking skills were insane. Better than any pussy I've ever felt. It was honestly amazing

>>744287848
>Grades 4chan posts like an elementary school teacher
yep definitely a retard

>>744287998
>i'm 17 and i know everything
>posted from my mobile device

>>744288015
That was just a ramble without a point. An ordinary dick suck sucks dick but a top notch dick suck my friend that is good shit

>>744288036
>no u
Toddler tier argument, obvious poor person. Don't bother pretending to be white at any point in your future, subhuman.

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>>744288015
>beej

>>744288015
>i
>i
>i
This site is for white, middle class Americans. Leave.

>>744284720

Bad blowjobs.

I've had girls that can only get me hard,
while other girls feel like a fucking pump/milking machine
and have me drained in 5 minutes.

Giving head is a skill like any other, find girls who've put in the practice time.

>>744288120
>"all these minute men little kids claiming it's the quality of the blowjob"
>"uses ellipses wrong like an empty-headed teenage girl"
>Toddler tier argument, obvious poor person. >"Don't bother pretending to be white at any point in your future, subhuman."
What even. You're a fucking retard kid. Stop embarrassing yourself.

>>744288450
>What even? You're a fucking retard, kid. Stop embarrassing yourself.
Fixed that for you, special needs class.

>>744284720
>Is it because of pr0n?

BJ's and anal are actually a masturbation method, not actual sex.

Nature states that sex is only penis and vagina.

You may notice that a dude regularly having straight natural sex feels ultimately satisfied even in the long term, while one having surrogate sex (aka masturbation, either alone, or gay, or BJ/anal with a woman) can't really reach an equilibrium and a satisfying sensation lasting way over orgasms.

Surrogates quickly escalate to addiction.
So does porn imagery, being the surrogate of a surrogate.

>>744288611
>reddit spacing
Back to r/the-donald /pol/tard

>>744288337
That's precisely what i am :^)

>>744288139
>posting the e-whore who openly calls her orbiters creepy lonely weirdos

>>744284720
Most girls are bad at giving head, unless she is a natural (which is a rarity, like any skill) then she is going to need practice. The only way she is going to get practice is being in a relationship for a few years or being a total whore (just being slutty they probably rush to vaginal sex).

Given you're likely age, the girls you get with are probably neither.

Now there is also another method. You got to facefuck that bitch. Literally grab her hair and get your dick down her throat. It is better then the vagina, especially once they start gagging a bit (throat convulsion ftw). Most girls like being choked anyway. The downside is that she may vomit, but hopefully you'll get yours before she does.

If you aren't long enough to throat fuck her, well then it sucks to be you.

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>>744284720
Don't touch your dickie for a week or two, then get a bj and magick may happen.

>>744288611
>masturbation
Masturbation is by definition a solo act you fucking cuck. Anal is also better and more fulfilling then vaginal, depending on the whore.

>>744284720
Your girl just sucks at giving head, lmao.

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>>744288947
Sounds like a personal problem

>>744288611
>Nature states that sex is only penis and vagina.

Yes yes nature very frequently makes statements regarding man made terminology

If you view sex merely as procreation that's just because you cant actually ever get past your frustrations and/or shortcomings to ever have a mutually pleasing sexual relationship. You are islam tier

>>744286206
ever heard of having a girlfriend? no you haven't you fucking 19 year old virgin.

>>744288986
It isn't just girls. Oral is hard.

>>744288870
Wrong. Whites do what they're supposed to without being reminded.

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>>744288514
>loses argument so he fixes the guy's grammar and punctuation mistakes

>>744288611

I have to add that straight couples are the only that can enjoy kissing... until one or both gets addicted to sex surrogates.

Factor in the retarded faggotry of demoting sex to physical performance (like those 12yo tardfags claiming "hurr durr most girls are bad at giving head") and you get a clearer view of the problem.

>>744288811

Gluing all paragraphs in one single bedsheet-sized text block is the best method to avoid people reading them.

>>744289278
>doesn't actually know what an argument is
>image macros and reaction images after 2010
Retarded newfag detected.

>>744284720
Why's this nigga wearing rubber gloves to get his dick sucked?

>>744288811
>reddit spacing
>I think 4chan is an actual culture I belong to with rules to follow
>I've got nowhere else to go

>>744289341
You don't seem to understand what a paragraph is. Refusing to read simple paragraphs indicates that you're a learning disabled nigger, not a person. Stop replying to people as if you're halfway intelligent and you actions are defensible.

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>>744289484
Hello post-2012 cancer.

>>744284720
Same here. Takes forever for me to bust in a girls mouth but only 10 or 30 minutes to nut depending if I'm drunk or sober during sex.

>>744284720
Just grab her head and use it like you were masturbating, that should do the job.

>>744289224
Yes, yes it goes both ways. Giving proper oral to a girl requires time, attention, and technique.

The girl equivalent of throat fucking is teaching the guy about the g-spot. Unfortunately girls don't have an "active" thing they can do, everything be done to them.

>>744289484
redditor detected

>>744289341
>Gluing all paragraphs in one single bedsheet-sized text block is the best method to avoid people reading them.
>I'm going to fill my posts with useless whitespace because i might get more (You)'s
>this works on reddit
>please give upboats

>>744284889
llllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllol

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Nothing wrong with a bit of this

>>744286308
what fucking ever faggot just cause you green text you fucking faggot you're still a fucking faggot liar

>>744289618
It's not about the (you)s for him. He legitimately thinks that's how adults should type because he's learning disabled.

>>744289160

Sex is merely a procreation method.

The added pleasure is a safety measure against self-extinguishing.

If you define masturbation as a solo act, then you need to find another term - beside sex and masturbation - for pleasure-oriented non-procreation activities.

>>744289500

Yet another proof you're
- unable at reasoning
- feel compelled to talk about how much you're butthurt
- sure that labeling "redditfag" exempts you from any brain-related work

>>744289728
>i'm under 25 and angry that you can tell

>>744289600
I don't think you can include gspot as a prominent factor in exclusively discussing oral... maybe you're just bad at oral too m9

To be honest, I couldn't cum from blowjobs either. Until I met my current gf, she knows how to lick a dick and now it's easy game for her.

Maybe you gotta find a girl who knows how to blow you right OP?

>>744289798
>unable at reasoning
Awesome English, reddit. Coming to this site to do anything but point and laugh at retards (like you) indicates you're intellectually insecure. You can blame the single mommy who raised you for that, queer.

>>744289798
>Sex is merely a procreation method.

Oh ya dumb fuck then how come the overwhelming majority of the time people have sex it isn't for procreation...

Do you even think you literal retard?

>>744289877
Heh, if you think using your hands is not an important part of oral sex then I truly pitty any girl or guy you have been with faggot.

Same problem i can only come when i fuck in 29 years I only came 2 times from girls hand job and never just from blow job I dont know why is that.

>>744290052
>pitty

>>744284720
SAUCE PLEASE

>>744290131
Ugh, hand jobs are fucking stupid. Hands are for the balls.

>>744290201
it's a girl in a bathtub, go look in the bathroom. That's where tubs usually are.

>>744285504
>gutteral moaning

>>744290052
That's my whole fucking point you retard. This isn't a discussion about hands. You are so piss poor at going down you have to attempt to descend about needing to use hands in your imaginary and mostly unsatisfactory sex life in a conversation about ORAL

Alternate theory you're so retarded you dont know that oral does not equal hands

>>744290252
>i don't know what sauce actually means but i'm replying anyway instead of lurking like the retarded newfag i am

>>744290252
come on man this chick is hot i need sauce

>>744290325
>need
You're using that word wrong.

>>744290401
i NEED it dude

>>744290505
You WANT it, child.

>>744290312
Wow, has someone ever consented to having sex with you more then once? Well now you know why. "Oral" sex encompasses a lot more then just using your mouth like a mobile fucking vacuum. You don't have sex by selecting a single option like it excludes the others. If you are just sitting then working your mouth like a goldfish of course it is going to be bad.

>>744290561
my balls will erupt if i do not release cummies to this chick

>>744290570
For example a chick who is bad at giving head will not touch your balls. Working the balls is fucking necessary for good head.

>>744290604
Good. You're obviously so stupid you shouldn't be allowed to reproduce.

i have cum in my pants

i cum jacking off by myself in under a minute from not hard to cumming

EVEN IF I TAKE SSRIs

lol nothing to do with PORN BUDDY

>>744290690
gib sauce

>>744289560
>>744289617
>I think 4chan is an actual culture I belong to with rules to follow
>I've got nowhere else to go

>>744284720
You can be happy. I'll cum when I have vaginal sex in less than a minute, with oral sex in five minutes.

Inb4
>training
It gets worse every time.

>fap before sex
I never experienced a difference.

>condom
With or without no difference.

>>744290784
>if i repeat myself they'll all ignore the fact that i'm from reddit and got here after 2012
Assimilate or leave. It's that simple.

>>744290570
>literally incapable of getting the point
>continues to pat himself on the back

>>744284720
Source anyone?

>>744284720
I have never got off to a hand job or blow job. I don't think anybody does.

>>744284720
Blowjobs aren't supposed to get you to cum, they're just supposed to feel good

>>744290042
>how come the overwhelming majority of the time people have sex it isn't for procreation...

Human will may be used to go against the laws of nature. That's why gay people exist.

>>744290886

I've never been to reddit,
yet you are still a loser fag
who finds his sense of community
by following arbitrary rules on 4chan
lol

>>744290309
>guttural moaning
https://youtu.be/ZunjWmJ9ooY?t=38s

>>744291174
I didn't bother reading your post since this isn't a discussion or debate. Assimilate or leave.

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>>744291252
>Assimilate or leave.

>>744291159
>the entire thread is telling me I'm stupid
>better keep pretending they're all the ones who are wrong

>>744291159
Why do you retards continue to believe sex is about nature and evolution etc...

Wtf. You jerk off all day long but cannot possibly envision sex being for pleasure.

Sad!>>744291159

>>744291429
>Sad!
>>>/r/the_donald

>>744286206

Dumbass faggot, been married ten years wife sucks cock every night. Some guys are just lucky, others are just sad virgins like you.

>>744284889

I got you anon

>>744291364
>>the entire thread is telling me I'm stupid

A single samefagging faggot does not equal to an Hurr Durr Entire Thread.

>>744291429

Nature - including but not limited to sex, physics, thermodynamics... - wasn't invented by us.

>>744293278
>being so delusional and stubborn you have to come up with a conspiracy theory to keep your self image from crumbling

>>744293403

What conspiracy theory? Gravity exists. You cannot ignore it. You may invent planes, fly choppers, fire rockets, take advantage of it to build sandclocks, yet gravity exists - and it ain't a conspiracy.

>>744293789
>What conspiracy theory?
Your accusation of samefagging, dunce. Anyway, I won't read anymore of your replies since it's evident you're just lonely and looking for attention now.

>>744284720
who is this? it's urgent!

>>744294806
>>744291004
>>744290762
>>744290505
Took about 5 mins searching on the pornpros website, it's Avril Hall

>>744289677
ew, gay.

>>744284720
A lot of women are terrible at giving head.

>>744284889
I'm in this boat too. Wife sucks a mean cock but it is rare to make me blow. If I'm fuckin and pull out its not a problem but straight blow won't do the trick. That's when I tit fuck to get off if not getting pussy

>>744284720
my bf used to say that.

you just had shitty blowjobs your whole life. get a decent girlfriend.

>>744288337
This site is owned by a Jap, your a faggot