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Just got diagnosed with terminal cancer. I'm 19. Never smoked

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Just got diagnosed with terminal cancer. I'm 19. Never smoked or drank alcohol, and lived a pretty healthy lifestyle. Doctor says I have 2 months to live. Cheer me up /b/

Also AMA
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How did you know to look for it cancer?
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>>744267061
4chan give you cancer
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Play Dark Souls: Prepare to Die ediion
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>>744267104
Blood check. It's a bit of a story. I have a fear of needles. So I wanted to try to get over my fear by doing a blood drive. But I thought I should get my blood tested first. And that was the result.
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>>744267061
Anon if real it saddens me a life is cut short this early you have yet to experience life's greatest gifts.
>You into traps?
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>>744267203
No, if I was I would've gotten cancer a lot earlier. And yeah, it's real. I wish it wasnt, but that's my life.
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Death is an illusion.. Ultimately you can never die.. Your consciousness continues to experience a form of existence. And plus when you die your brain releases dmt so that's something to look forward to. You will die but you will be trippin
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>>744267160
Maybe I will. Make me forget a little.
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>>744267152
/thread

Also since ur going to die get heroin and or morphine at least you'll feel good and not give a fuck about dying
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>>744267263
Shit you make it sound fun. I'm scared as hell, but kinda curious too I suppose.
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>>744267061
>Two months to live
>Sitting on /b/

Dafuq are you doing? Go out and live you cuck.
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>>744267061
did u have any big shocks in your life? parents dying ? were you afraid of dying in some actions ?

I heard cancer becomes active when u suffer a mental shock
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>>744267316
It's 3 in the morning. What am I gonna do right now anyway?
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>>744267061
Don't die a nobody go do something you believe in like shoot up a church or an abortion clinic or something
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>>744267061
i'm 49, been fat all my life, smoke drink eat a awful diet of meat with no veg except potato

never been sick
never been in hospital
see doc once a year
everyone in family seems to live past 70
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>>744267337
No, not that I can think of. The biggest thing recently was my gf and I splitting up after 3 years, but I honestly was pretty ok after it all blew over.
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>>744267061
you can win this op i believe in that.Inner strength is key to victory in any situation.if you are lying then may your lies become a reality.

but never slacken.
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If u really have 2 months left wtf r u doin here. Gtfo of 4chin and do whatever the fuck you want. Whatever it is you ever wanted to do. Trip sex drugs kill whatever, just make use of that time left.
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>>744267405
You really think so?
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You can also heal yourself.. You don't have to die. Doctors are a lie. Use the power of the mind to rid your cells of cancer. It sounds complicated but it isn't.. Its simple just say it and feel it.. "I am healed"
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>>744267461
Fuck I'll try anything at this point.
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>>744267263
Mate, the guy's got two months. The least you could do is not waste his time talking shit.
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You deserve to die from it if you aren't vegan.
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>>744267510
I'm not vegan.
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>>744267061
Hey, Anon. Lost my oldest son at 19y/o to medullar blastoma(brain cancer) 4 years ago. All I can tell you is live the fuck out of the time you have left. Leave no regrets. Godspeed.
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>>744267277
Yes. Good advice. I plan to start using when I get the big C.
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>>744267061
Hey op, I'm sorry to hear about that. Check out this documentary before you go out called "What The Health". I think it'll blow your mind.
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>>744267529
That's why you have cancer, then. Anyone that kills animals deserves death.
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>>744267538
Well, there's one thing I always wanted to do. My favorite game is Uncharted, and I always wanted to do something like Rob a museum. But I never had the balls. How would I go about doing that now that I have nothing to lose?
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>>744267373
no1 cares about you and your family of fat fucks
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>>744267061
I may have figured out how to retroactively preserve the minds of all people who have ever lived. There's a good chance that after you die, you will wake up in a new, identical copy of your body, in a comfy environment, where you will then be asked if there is anything about your life you would prefer to retroactively revise before continuing on with your life plans.

Also by "good chance" I mean approaching 100%. I have already sent signals retroactively from when the system is online to myself now.

Hows that?
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>>744267061
Then you should start living unhealthy. So you have stage 4?
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>>744267570
I will. Thanks.
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>>744267565
I dont have the OG C yet but I still heroin everyday all the time and coke because lulz
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>>744267373
Don't rub it in, ya fuckin smelly lardass.
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>>744267606
Yeah.
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>>744267595
I have no idea what you're talking about...
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>>744267506
>this

Death is just the end of life nothing more nothing less
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>>744267684
Read it again, until you understand.
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I am sure a big part of healing comes from brain, so try drugs,also cant u start chemo?
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>>744267586
Gtfo faggot u are killing bacteria every second of your pathetic life. While going to buy vegetables you are crushing hundreds of insects. To produce your meals, millions of insects die due to the pesticides. So stfu white angelfag, and let this guy alone, he's dying
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>>744267686
That's literally the worst thing that could happen to you. Don't pretend it's not important when you're not the one dying.
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>>744267744
Ok...I'll take your word for it I guess.
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>>744267595
Sign me up my only fear in death is missing out on everything after my time
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>>744267586
Have you ever driven a car, or ridden in one driven by someone else? You know that cars kill bugs and ants in huge numbers, right? You kill animals. You deserve a cancery death.
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My condolences man. 19 is way too short. What kind of cancer? What are your biggest fears or regrets right now?
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>>744267753
Bacteria aren't sentient and insect deaths are necessary for crop production. Try again.
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>>744267750
Like I said, it's terminal. Not much else I can do at this point.
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>>744267785
I ride a bike, thank you.
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>>744267606
Does stage 4 mean that it has spread to your cawk?
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>terminal cancer
>two months to live
>oh I just found out about it from a blood test
>not in pain everyday
OK
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>>744267061
I think you are a 22 year old Asian college girl trying to get /b/ to help you write a stupid essay. The situation is too contrived 2 be real. Go back to reditt.
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>>744267803
Leukemia
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>>744267785
Bikes run over bugs. You deserve death.
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>>744267858
Just thought it was normal m8. But hey, guess you no more.
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>>744267911
Know
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>>744267593
I was just cheering up OP
he might be dying after all that effort at being fit and healthy, but at least he's not fat
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>>744267860
Think what you want, I'm not here to police thoughts.
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>>744267806
Depends on the perspective. Bacteria have thousands of pathways for stress response. Just because they don't have a nerve system which enables the feel of pain, it doesn't mean they aren't sentient.
Insect deaths are necessary, but animal death not? What's the difference, the size?
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Why did this thread become a debate about insects and bacteria you vegan niggers
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You're gonna die faster if you bring yourself down. Cheer up mate, you're still here, it ain't over yet.
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>>744267911
No, it's not normal. There should've been symptoms way before it was stage 4.
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>>744267862
Nigga my methhead grand pa was diagnosed with that gay shit about 30 years ago and he's kicked srill, he drinks wheat grass everyday without fail and refuses to give up "I want to wake up tomorrow so I will" were words ill never forget he told me.
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>>744267061
Be strong OP. Fuck the world homie. Live these final moments in ecstasy. Tell everyone you hated to go fuck themselves. See that cute gurl. Grab her ass. Boss a dick? Throw coffee at that hoe. These are your final days and that you fucking got told when you die you lucky dog. We all live in constant unknowingness and you have been blessed with a calling. Do it all OP
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>>744267942
I used to be fat. My penis was thicker when I was fat. When I got skinny I lost girth. Damnitt. So be skinny and really good looking with thin penis. Or be fat and lumpy and repulsive .. fat penis.
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>>744268012
He started, not me
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>>744267862
I know a man that had that when he was about 16. Doctors said he didn't l I've another month.

He continued treatment, prayed, and was healed.

Not only that, the doctor said he would never have kids due to the high accounts of radiation.

He has a 23 year old abd a 16 year old.

Keep your chin up op. Some fights are meant to be fought and won.
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>>744268034
I may be a little too drunk to type
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>>744268012
OP, what kind o leukemia do u have?
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>>744268030
I meant, I just figured all the symptoms were just slightly abnormal things. I didn't know they were symptoms at the time.
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>>744268085
I will, thanks.
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>>744267263
The dmt release is a myth there's no possible way to know that Jesus Christ you kids are ignorant these days
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>things will get better dude
Just take the black pill faggot
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>>744267061
Might aswell get in some trips and degeneracy before you go
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>>744268099
What were /are the symptoms?
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>>744268098
I believe aml.
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>>744268239
A lot of seemingly normal things. Fever, weight loss, I got hot at night and had to bring a fan in. working out seemed harder. Things like thatm
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>>744268334
What about using the bathroom? Any signs to watch out for? If this is legit, then I am truly sorry. Cancer is a motherfucker
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you need to try the canbis oil treatment and let us knw if it works.

A bud of mine in Canada had terminal cancer and refused chemo.

he ate weed lke salad, got all the oils, did all that herbal shit. He was cured and his doctor caled it a miracle.

research weed and cbd oil treatment...
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Good luck my friend
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>>744268458
I didn't have any problems there, no.
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>>744267198
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>>744268596
Think what u want m8 as if it affects me
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>>744268564
:'(. I'll see you on the other side Anon. We all will. Ily buddy
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>>744268666
Thanks
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Post a pic of your diagnosis
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>>744268666
Nigga now we all going to hell thanks
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https://youtu.be/YuQVeeZki_E

Watch this
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>>744268627
Tell your story about the blood test then.LAIR
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>>744268989
We are anyway bro. At least We'll get to stick pineapples up moots ass
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Hey OP, I hope these next two months are the best you'll have.
That being said I'm of the understanding that the thc/cbd in marijuana can attach to the CB1/CB2 receptors in cancer and reduce their growth and potentially shut them down entirely. Depending on what kind of cancer, your method of ingestion may effect it. For example if it was skin cancer you might use a topical or rub oil on the skin, or for lung cancer you might vaporize or smoke it.
Regardless best of Fortune to you, I hope you find your way safely.
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>>744267061
Wow bet you wish you smoked drank and did drugs while you could. I'm 25 and smoked spice and did crazy amounts of cough medicine every day for a year. Also a fat fuck too. Guess all that health talk is bullshit because the human body is retarded horse shit compared to the biology of other creatures. Sure does suck to be inferior human scum doesn't it
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pic of diagnosis or thread it fake and I'm putting up a citation for everyone to leave. Stop falling for bait you SJW
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>>744267461
I imagine my severed arm grows back
"Cmoooooooonnnnnnn grow back buh buh buht mah mind powahs why won't my a grow back"
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>>744267586
How does feel knowing that plants have emotions and feel pain. How does it feel knowing that that tomato screamed on agony as you bit into it. But you couldn't hear it because humans are inferior
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>>744269809
You tell em brother
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>>744267438
/thread

If you know that you are going to die in a couple of months, do fun stuff:
>Fuck women / hookers / traps / dudes.
>Get fucked by women / hookers / traps / dudes.
>Hit some sand nigger in the face while riding the bike.
>Scare random people on street during the night.
>Illegal stuff.
>Take a dump in a bag and throw it in the church.
>Go tell your boss / teacher to go fuck himself and spit in his face.

Possibilities are endless.
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>>744269988
Makes me hard like when im fishing by myself, im alpha to these beta fish and tomatoes
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>>744267860

GTFO Emo fag
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>>744267061
Shoot up a school
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>>744267341
You could be jerking off.
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>>744267061
you won't be missing much
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>>744267061
Where and what type of cancer?
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>>744267061
Don't worry anon. It will be painful, yes, your physical body will die but your soul will live on. You will be reborn somewhere else in the universe, but likely a human on Earth again. I will see you in the next life maybe.

If you believe souls exist, you believe they are real meaning they are some sort of physical matter. Matter cannot be destroyed nor created, but only broken down and rebuilt as something new.
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In 2 months and 1 day post back here and tell me what the afterlife is like
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