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Why do girls laugh at my cock when is show it to them? >its

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Why do girls laugh at my cock when is show it to them?
>its normally shaved
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It's small and kind of ugly
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>>744262837
Women dont like bobs and vagane men
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i think your dick looks cute
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>>744264190
Thats bc ur fatter than this dudes bobs
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>>744264352
yep, im just so fat
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>>744264403
Glad you agree, you fat ugly cunt
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>>744264403

Fat bitches have fat tits, a-okay in my book.
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>>744264546
exactly
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>>744264685

Yeah, see? Those'd be fun to fuck, totally worth it.
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>>744264768
never had them fucked before, can't imagine it would feel that good for either of us
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>>744264858
Fat sex is not fun, get fit, whore.
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>>744264858

You've never once let a guy put his dick between your tits? Damn, girl, that's harsh. It feels great as shit, at least for the cock.
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>>744264858
hi

i find you sexually attractive but I must warn you that I am a 25 year old virgin

cock is about 6 inches and uncircumcised

i'll be waiting upstairs ;)
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>>744264928
you should learn to be nicer to strangers
>>744264996
no one's ever asked to do that, does it really feel good?
>>744265034
thank you :) i don't mind if you're a virgin at all
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>>744265158

To have your dick wrapped in tits? Hell yeah it does. The guys you've known must be like that neckbeard virgin that just showed up, if none of them even thought of it.
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She doesn't look that bad tbh I'd let her call me
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>>744262837
i would laugh at your lady hands too
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>>744265158
Actually really depends if you're an ass guy or a tits guy. If the tits are big enough to wrap around the whole cock it feels "pretty good". Not as good as pussy. But I'm a tits guy and the mental + physical stimulation sends me over the top
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>>744265281
thanks :), i dont think i look bad either
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>>744265236
>neckbeard virgin
you realize where you are, right?
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If I could I'd email u my number and holler at u but truthfully idk haha
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>>744265534
I think mine are big enough
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>>744265703

Big enough to make a guy want to at least try it.
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>>744265703
whats with all the gifs

how do we know you are real

if you are real, can we meet up and do sex things
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>>744265777

virgin autist alert
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>>744265824
so what bruh

not everyone is a beautiful chad specimen like yourself and richard spencer
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>>744265742
never had a guy want to try it, closest thing was him rubbing it on my nipple before
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>>744265902

You really should at least be smart enough to realize that there's like a 95% chance this is just some dude reposting gifs, though. Even on the off chance it is woman, why in the hell would she agree to meet some strange, creepy virgin propositioning her for sex via 4chins? Come on, have SOME self-respect, or at the very least, have a little bit of common sense.
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>>744266006

Did he aim it up and sink it into your mouth instead, then?
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>>744265777
pls respond
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>>744266013
i'm just bored and shitposting; not serious

you are right on the point of self-respect though

that I do need to work on
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>>744262837
My cock looks spookily similiar, I'm not sure how I feel about this
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Because it's small
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>>744266058
not that time, we just had sex after he did that. I do love feeling my mouth filled though
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>>744266263
>size matters
ok bud
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>>744266270

Oral sluts are always fun. You swallow?
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>>744262837
Because it's small and brown you shit skinned beta
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>>744266345
i do if i can manage it. its really hard to do sometimes
>>744266338
size doesnt matter to me at least
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>>744266502

Oh yeah? Too much cum? Big pair of nuts pumping into your face overwhelming, huh?
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>>744266542
it can be overwhelming, yeah. I usually end up spitting it out, but it does feel good when it shoots into me
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>>744266736

Nah, no spitting. Never spit. Spit isn't sexy. Swallow it, every time. Otherwise it should just go somewhere else.
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>>744266761
i like it on my boobs too, if that counts as sexy
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/b/ is such shit
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>>744266880

Oh yeah, I'd rather pull out of your sucking lips with a pop and hose those fat things down, than to see you just spit it out. That's wasteful.
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>>744266966
sorry that i'm wasteful :( but i'm glad you like them so much. i bet it would feel great having you cover me
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>>744264190
Hey Luna :)
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>>744267163

Trust me, you'd get as much inside of you as you got on those tits. Maybe both at the same time. Just as long as you don't spit it out.
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>>744266966
>Implying your kids would become anything in life
>Implying that they wouldn't be failed abortions and worse losers than you
>Implying they wouldn't try to kill themselves
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>>744267193
hello?
>>744267248
i promis i'll swallow for you ok
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>>744267434

Perfect. Makes watching that smile much more rewarding...though the pushed up tits are a big plus too.
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>>744267434
feel free to do what you want to them. bite or suck, i love having them teased
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>>744267762
don't make me fap to you
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>>744267762

Or fucked until they're all tender on the bottom.
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>>744267839
i'll try not to'
>>744267848
i'd love to feel you slam against them
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>>744268059

Every part of you seems inviting enough to be 'slammed against', as you put it.
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>>744268142
i doubt every part. i only ever get compliments on my boobs
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>>744268232

Everything I've seen so far looks good. Maybe you just don't show your ass off enough.
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Cock rate thread?
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>>744268326
i've been told my ass is too big before, this was hard to shoot
>>744268512
oh my
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>>744268584

Fuck YEAH, that ass IS big, and it's fucking fantastic. Goddamn, there's something to slam against.
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Could be worse. Could have this.
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>>744268755
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>>744268653
i'm pretty conscious about it, so thank you. I really hate when guys just walk by and "accidentally" brush against it
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>>744268875
he must have one sensitive head
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>>744262837
Bit of advice, dont flash Japanese girls, they always laugh when uncomfortable.
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>>744268994
It is. Precum like crazy.
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>>744268956

Come on, every guy who sees it must want that ass, it looks great. You can't blame a guy too much for wanting just a taste of what it'd be like to have you bent over, pushing that big ass at them.
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>>744269087
well it happens too much. its bad enough that i get my boobs groped by random people almost every day, so i really dont need my butt grabbed too
>>744268875
it doesnt look too bad, i'd still be with a guy with that
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>>744269337

As long as you've got that big, fuckable ass, that's not gonna change, I don't think. It's like a flag that just invites the hand to come in and touch. Every guy who brushes it is imagining you on all fours, you know.
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>>744262837
Your hands are very feminine as well mate
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>>744269337

Do we not need a timestamp for this? Orrr??
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>>744269337
Where do you go that you're groped daily? I want my turn (:
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>>744269337
Fucking thanks. That's a big boost to my self esteem
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>>744269429
well they'll just have to keep imagining
>>744269690
at my school mostly, but also at places like stores
>>744269787
you're welcome, as long as it's not like mangled, theres nothing wrong with it
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>>744269901
Post that big ass laying down? On your side
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>>744269901
Lol, no mangling.
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>>744269901
So they just come up to you & grope your tits in school? Please explain I'm getting off to you being groped
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>>744269901

Do you like anal, then? Getting your ass groped and spanked during sex? Anything like that?
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>>744269901
god damn. you're really beautiful :)
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>>744269550
ikr
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>>744269942
couldn't get a good angle
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>>744269999
they'll like walk into me and act like it was an accident, but some do just come up and just grab them. one guy even tried to lift my shirt up
>>744270046
anal is alright, but i do like having my ass grabbed while having sex
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>>744270185
Like this sweetie (: can you go on about being groped?
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>>744270236
meant to post this with this
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Cock rate
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>>744270265
You're beautiful. Truth be told I would grope you aswell... Maybe try to be friends with you so we became fuck buddies
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>>744262837

Don't shave, trim. Shaving makes you look like a little boy.
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>>744270185

Looks damn good to me all the same, and definitely good to know about anal and ass grabbing.

Unfortunately, the sixteen year olds and the virgin neckbeard autists are starting to wake up, so the entire thread is starting to get flooded with faggots calling you 'sweetie' and 'honey' and people who're gonna start asking for your phone number and other shit like that, so I'm out.

Thanks for the good time otherwise, though.
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>>744270265
timestamp?
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ITT: Cucks having conversation with neckbeard who has gifs saved
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>>744270372
starting to think that also. no timestamp
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>>744270253
i'm using a laptop to film these, so thats too hard, but since you like it so much, i'll do this just once ok?
>>744270326
they don't bother me too much, but they might start
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>>744269084
pics
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>>744270396
Mmm perfect ass for an assjob. I would love to fill you up
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>>744270395
Yup, I'm a dude lul. U mad?
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>>744262837
>Why do girls laugh at my cock when is show it to them?

Don't post your dick here FAGGOT
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>>744270472
haha lmao you got these retards. everyone knows attractive girls don't do shit like that on 4chan, esp w/o a timestamp
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>>744270396
Kik me AbstergoJ
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