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Went to one of those porn cinemas.

Lots of old dudes around but I was horny as fuck, just whipped it out and started jerking off. Some watched me for a while, but it didn't matter in the moment.

That's always gonna stick with me

times it was not my proudest: just now i finished a 14 hour amphetamine induced masturbation craze.

>but anon

interracial

>Didn't jerk off for 12 days
>Finally decide to
>Jizz so hard it hurt, sprayed all over the floor
>Must have shot at least 6 feet away
>There were literally little puddles of it

That was definitely my most memorable one.

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Working in a gas processing plant.
Skid-mounted reboiler unit in a shack in the back 40.
We were shorthanded that day, each of us on our own to do the work.
Dropped my coveralls behind that reboiler and nutted all over it.
Reboiler was hot enough it boiled off. Smelled not real great.

I bet that burned-jizz stain is still on that insulation today.

Grease on my hands, then dick, didn't wash off for days.

>>744262105

several stories

>jacked off on a double seat in a train once after school.
>it wasn't empty and I was anxious for the ticket inspector to come any moment.

about someone else
>worked at a museum
>rumors about this one 35yr old sporty guy
>disgusting fellow, always this weird stare with eyes wide open
>i hear he was kicked out from his previous department
>for jacking off in another museum
lmao!
>one evening before closing he says he has to "go somewhere"
>I watch the cctv cams
>he goesup some flight of stairs that actually leads nowhere (door shut permanently)
>stays there for some 10 mins
>comes back
>wtf?
>notorious museum wanker
true storeyyy
had to work with that weird guy for several weeks, still

>out camping
>cousin has a massive dick
>brags about it
>touch it in his sleep through his tighties
>get diamonds hard putting my lips on his pants and feeling his dick get semi
>go to the restrooms and cumbuckets
>repeat another holiday
>get caught
>tells me off
>remembers even years after
>isn't too mad about it
>i still want to suck his dick
>jerking off to the fantasy

>another holiday
>alone walking around the rocks on the beach in croatia
>people are far away
>i sit on a plateau
>undress
>sun is shining bright
>i jerk off after some five days of no jerking
>cum a big load
>the sun is shining bright on my body
>leave cum load on the rocks
>felt amazing

My best nut was when I was 19 and was rubbing one out to my 9-year-old sister who was spread out naked before me. I had asked her if it was alright to cum in her and she had said yes.
She was holding her tiny pussy open and when I got close I shoved my cock into her and started cumming... I felt like I wasn't gonna stop cumming and it felt so goddamned good.
Afterwards, the feeling of a really good cum hung with me for a long time...

>>744263165
i'd love to take a load this big in my mouth
i know that moment
when you saved up so much, it just dribbles right out of your cock even before you got fully hard

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>>744263604
Please continue

>>744262311
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>>744263165
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>>744263579
>>744263604
know why /b/ gone? this why

>>744262105
I recall being very young, don't recall specifically how old, but I'd be up watching Adult Swim (specifically around the time Toonami was still a thing) I'd strip down, lie on my back, and slowly rub my dick. Didn't even get fully hard I was so young. But I'd keep doing that for maybe 10-20m and eventually get an extremely strong feeling and sensitivity on my dick. I'd have to lie there and breathe for a while before I could put on clothes again, because I'd stay sensitive for a good 5-10m afterwards. Those where some of the best faps I've had.

My 12-year-old niece was sucking me off and when I came she drank it down like the good girl she was... and then continued to suck me clean and to a second nut... I had never done that before.
Anyway she continued to suck on my cock until I had to ask her to stop. Best cum of my life!

>>744263604
You're obviously bullshitting but you're still fucked up for even thinking of that shit.

>>744263930
meh meh meh!

>>744264001
You wish... nope, gods truth!

>>744263998
>>744263604
>>744264108


scum
the absolute shitstain of society
not in controll of oneself and giving in to animalistic, family - destabilizing urges

>>744264001
No, I railed that tight ass until she turned 21 and I got married. She'd fuck her brother... but not a married brother.

>>744263165
solid kek

>>744264240
Best fucking nuts of my life...

>>744262105
when I was in my early teens an my horniest, I was able to suck the tip of my own dick. Felt a rush, but also ashamed. Kinda wish I still could. I dont think Im as flexible anymore. Sad thing Is I have a Gf, and she doesnt seem to like giving head...

>>744262311
whats a porn cinema? like a public theater with porn?

>>744264358
you know what you are
sooner or later, it will all fall back on you
karma is a bitch

>>744264490
You're just mad cuz I've had great fucks you'll never have the guts to try...
PS. They were all great fucks!

>>744264490
I've had the best Damn head by a 10-year-old... the kind of head, one dreams about...

So much bait.

>>744264833
nice

also checked

>>744264702
keep telling yourself that
functioning human beings have a desire for mature sex partners
you are a mentally sick person
no human being with a marginally functioning psyche would feel the sickening urge to impose power over a minor, lest sexual abuse

>>744264833
you can dig in your own past for reasons why and i'm sure you'll find some
you are sick, apalling rotten piece of meat and in denial

I sincerely hope that all you pedos out there will lean out of the window just a little to much and get cought
or for your victims to eventually murder you or make your life hell

>>744262105
I'm an uncut fag. I've got a bit of overhand on the end of my dick. When I was 12 I jacked it for the first time, and for the first about week I would clasp my foreskin between my palms, and rub the palms together like I was trying to start a fucking campfire. Then after a week it started to physically hurt my foreskin to do so, and I decided to fap normally or some shit I don't know what I did but I fap normally now... I mean, as normally as one can fap.

>>744265456
This reminds me of when I was a kid and didn't know the proper jerk off technique so I would put my finger in foreskin and run the head until I came. I always took forever. Eventually I realized I could just run the whole thing -_-

>>744265785
I used to do this to edge as a kid

>>744265785
*rub

God damn autocorrect

>>744264401
12-13 I could suck my self. Got so horny I came in my mouth.

The Best fap
>be me first year in high school
>Break time, walking through the corridor
>Hear two top years bullying a first year
>They are teasing him say he "Milks Himself"
>think nothing of it
> Fast forward to night time
>Taking a bath
>Thinking about "Milking" myself
>Start my first ever fap
>Start and it feels good
>Carry on a feel the rush come over me
>Blow my load and nearly pass out it was so intense
>Wish it still felt like that

My least proudest

>be me
>browse /b/
>butterface thread
>get ideas
>Jump into showers and browse for more butterfaces while slowly fapping
>See one - Blonde with small tits impaled on a cock and going cross eyed
>burst out laughing as Im shooting my load

The bad Fap
>be me (again)
>In the shower and trying to fap
>cant get hard
>looking around shower for something to "Help"
>See a tube of tooth paste
>Squeeze over bell end and continue to fap
>Nice cooling sensation
>Finally blow my load
>felt ok till the pain crept in
>Furiously try to wash it all off

>>744262105

a few years ago i discovered that if i flip my hand around so that my thumb and index are at the base of my penis, i could get a better sensation on the underside of my penis and provide a much more intense sensation to the area on the shaft where the head is. I had also recently discovered how much better jacking off was with Astroglide lube. So i went and bought some decent quality cocaine and spent then next 4 hours jerking off until i came. The orgasm was so intense it almost made me shit myself. It shot out all over the wall. I was stunned. I rested for about 5 minutes and decided to do it again for another 3 hours and when i came, it was another super intense orgasm that popped a bunch of tendons in my stomach, it felt like. After another 5 minute rest, i did it again for about 2 hours, but the coke was starting to fuck with my erection. I kept stroking my limp chub and ended up cumming again. THe next day my forearm, knuckles, and wrist were hurting bad. Felt like the knuckles had separated from the the joint. I could barely close my hand. Totally worth it. Best orgasms of my life.