MAN, did that Death Note movie suck. evening, /b/, what's

Rum, cider, and honey

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>>744241037
a classic collection! sounds like a classy time, to be sure

It did indeed suck, Disney Channel status.

Blueberry wine, Nickel. Blueberry wine.

>>744241170
>>744241037
I also couldn't finish the movie, I got 15 minutes in and turned it off.

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>>744241195
Harsh, to be sure.. but I did enjoy the new Ducktales, maybe there's hope yet for your blueberry buzz, at least?
>>744241385
I have a tolerance for bad movies, but this one just... wasn't any fun, couldn't even riff on it.

oh fuck, TIME FOR TUNES!!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BVWfqOSdzs4

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well, Orion wants to get in on this too. He's one of my new roommates.

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pssst hey whats going on in here
>>744241967
....
nice dog

>>744240916
Hey, it's the fat alcoholic pedophile.

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>>744242046
nothin' much, drinking and music.
and he is a nice dog, when he's not sneaking stuff to chew on and piss on.
>>744242340
FOOL.

>>744240916

nice fake sideburns

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>>744242627
sounds like a fine evening and a fine dog

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>>744242936
nice try.
>>744243030
he's a damn spaz, but a good boy.
What about you?

>>744242046
>>744243030
SHOW BEPIS

>>744243243
>nice try.

then at least try to make them symmetric

I thought the movie was trash, but it was still very enjoyable

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>>744243243
oh im a good boy when i want to be but i dont spaz out im completely out of energy almost all the time
>>744243344
nice try : }

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I drank all weekend, I can't do it like I could in my undergrad days, still had a lot of fun. What are you drinking, nickel?

And where ya been?

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>>744243413
I got work tomorrow, I'll do it then.
>>744243514
It was two thing: Light's Goat Scream and his Queen of Blood girlfriend, I saw enough of that shit 10 years ago when I was in high school, sheesh.

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>>744243678
I'm living in Sachse, after the last place imploded.. working in a local place though, so things are fine. I got a hook on some Schlitz too, good times!
I survive, no matter what.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sQgxfG8-sZA

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How dull!
look, you made Orion go to sleep on the couch..

MUSIC BUMP!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aYDfwUJzYQg

>>744243913
someone explain this meme

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>>744244935
you ignored me no wonder it went to sleep

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tfw can't drink cause gallbladder is dying :)

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>>744245389
somethings dying inside
how edgy

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>>744245284
he's in my face the moment I get home from work, whatta you want?
>>744245389
that is a goddamn shame.

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>>744245389
got mine out 9 months ago, get the worst shits over 99 percent of foods. liver working overtime cause im drinking lemon aid and golden grain.
feelsbadman

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>>744240916

>>744240916
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=3xi9rNrQlXo
I want you lick my fat ass with barbed wire

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>>744245571
Ikr

>>744245714
all good, cept quitting fun food sucks

>>744245934
yeah, same with the food part.. everything i eat just murders my insides..

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>>744246230

Quitting food for a while won't do you any harm.

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>>744246112
how sad.
>>744246230
also understandable.
How about some music to build your spirits?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=whnysvaDZnU

>>744240916
I've seen your threads a few times.

I didn't like you at first.

Then I did....I don't know why.

Ps. Water. With ice.

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>>744246672
that song gave me a doublechin

>>744246558
kek

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>>744247128

Don't make me kick your ass.

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well its been nice knowing ya ttyl

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>>744246907
Fair play to you, friend, you can get whatever you like from my threads.
But I have been inactive for almost a month, so there's that.

But let's celebrate the better things that have happened, hm~?
>>744247128
DON'T GO BLAMIN' ME!

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>>744243030
is that you, andy sixx?

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>>744247265
pic related try me betch

>>744247331
so longee bowser

>>744247437
blamed.

>>744240916
how many years have you been posting these threads man

you know what i miss? /b/

its just a porn dump page now really

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>>744247689
KAHAHA!! at least we're finally getting Cuphead at the end of the month.
>>744247816
since 2012, not that it matters

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>>744247689

I'll eat you up like lasagna.

I don't have friends.

Have you ever thought about quitting the alcohol and replacing it with, I don't know, Andys creamy log roll?

>>744248005
cuphead looks gay

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>>744248005
>cuphead

you know it's gonna suck ass right dont get ur hopes up

>>744248066
>no friends
same.
is.. this what girls.. do with.. their men... ?

>>744242046
Cringed

>>744246672
>>744247128
Horrible music taste holy shit batman

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>>744248438
Sounds too sugary.
>>744248442
Look, I've been waiting since 2014, I'll take whatever it decides to be if it'll just RELEASE! Sick of this alpha-open-beta bullshit, just make a game!!
plus, I love me some Schlesinger cartoon graphics~

>>744248493
Disgusting

this thread is so fucking stupid holy shit im lmfao

>>744248493
>you know it's gonna suck ass right dont get ur hopes up
the fuck, why?

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>>744240916

>pic related

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>>744240916
Bro I know this is weird but I still got photos from you on my PC from a year ago.

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>>744248924
>disgusting
Lovely, thank you!

>>744249100
>why

... the golden era of games has been long dead. that's why.

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>>744249123
well, whatcha got~?

Crown Royal Original

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>>744249449
>tfw I single-handedly killed the thread by being a weirdo

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>>744245389

tfw cant drink cause on probation with alcohol monitoring bracelet but dont really want to anyway cause landed dream job and have work tomorrow. also hep c so i prob shouldnt be drinking anyway - sorry bout your galbladder.

all that aside, watching ray donovan and drinking dr pepper.

cheers, have one for me.

>>744240916
OP im high as fuck. Just ate a fuckton of whataburger. What do I do?

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>>744249449
man, I miss having a room of my own~

but for now, I'll kip in the living room! This will be an interesting year to come, but for now...

FINISH YOUR DRINKS!!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5P8V4mP5RLg

>>744250257
sup tophat. this song is like the ear wig from wrath of khan. it wont get out of my head

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7hMaHDTw-pI

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>>744249967
bravo

>>744250018
sorry about that whole situation too..

boy, the chan is a sad place these dayz

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>>744249538
NICE!
>>744250018
this one's for you, friend~ take care and be excellent.
>>744250238
take a walk

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Welp just got here but I'll finish it already.
Drinking budlight and Moscow mules tonight, getting ready have a court date in a few days to determine if I have money or if I have to wageslave longer.

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>>744250592
Fair sale, welcome to the crew.

>>744250856
Welp been here for a bit but put my vr headset/goggles in storage so lost my disguise. Listening to good music.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B9FzVhw8_bY

I wasn't even a fan of the deathnote anime, so I didn't think a condensed form of that would be any better

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>>744251107
Wake up and smell the roses, friend~

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZOiMSTzwa28

>>744251338
prepare to be annoyed.

>>744240916
Nickle do you listen to death grips?

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rum

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>>744240916
Vodka chased with apple juice. I really really want to die, /b/.

>>744241170
SUPREME, CLASSY, ELEGANT
>INTELLECTUAL
Lady's and gentlemen, I'm 2 posts into this thread and i can already tell that this is a supreme gentleman

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>>744251723
I live in the desert.
I wake up and smell sand and gravel.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fE4zdYtHJG0
>>744251884
Still never understood why people liked the kraken. Seemed to start off as a meme drink and people just grew to love it never seemed that great to me. Then again if I want spiced rum I'm going with cannon blast
>>744252413
Whys that? Other than that awful tasting combination

Holy fuck!!! You are still alive!!!! Our saviour!

>>744252510
that cannonblast was kinda gross and not worth the price. but it'll get you where you need to be on time.

>>744253005
Welp to each their own, but I love it. Easily my favorite spiced rum I've had to date.

I'm a bourbon man at the end of the day but thats great for drinking lots of shots quickly without realizing it.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2kQSFyq6mac

>come back to /b/
>see this post
>fat drunken pedo is still here and jew sjw joined in
Oh god

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>>744253151
bourbon street??? naaah. Frenchmen is where its at, homie

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>>744252510
> be uni student, general studies
> suicidally depressed because no friends, no gf, and no reason for being in uni or being alive really
> meet amazingly cute girl just before summer
> spend summer dating her and learning that she's an emotionally abusive drunk
> nut up enough to break it off, confidence annihilated
> back where I was before I met her except a lot more jaded about relationships

L-lost my virginity tho, g-g-guys.

Cringe

>>744254023
I mean breaking up was a good choice, but did you not just try telling her to back off the booze or to calm down? Just abandoning the situation instead of trying to fix it is pretty lame.

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>>744240916
CHARLIE FUCKIN' DANKNUGS, long time no see, ya cunt.

Ducks vs. Huskers this coming weekend. Score prediction?

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Drank a $3.99 bottle of vodka, 4 shooters I think...and a pants 24oz. Fuck haha

I thought the movie wasn't bad, but then again I don't fly into an autistic rage just because something didn't meet my expectations

>>744254220
lmao yes I did try to fix it. That was how the emotional abuse came into play. She was constantly guilt-tripping me and making me feel like I wasn't dedicating enough time to her. I tried to make her happy, and I couldn't.

>>744249450
lol you're a fucking dumbass, games are awesome today

>>744254637
Then it's fine you broke up but how did you lose confidence? You should have gained it, you got to fuck a cute girl for a few months, now you can move on knowing better.
First relationships don't work out, no reason to mope about it. Now you can take the lessons you learned from your first relationship into the next one.

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>>744254808
Short answer is I got hammered, asked a hot girl from work to fuck, and she said no, and now won't talk to me. That was the peak of my post-relationship confidence. Now I'm back where I was in April, and it's a matter of time before I go insane and do something self-destructiive again.

Long answer involves a lot of goalpost-moving regarding how much I got to fuck her based on my own prowess and why I let myself be in the relationship as long as I did, and eventually involves dissecting my childhood. (I wasn't like diddled or beaten or anything but I sure as shit was not trained to believe in myself or trust other people)

>>744240916
I know not your name. You are to me a legend. What do they call you?

>>744254808
>>744255047
Didn't read your entire reply, rbgh I'm pretty drunk and also still hungover from yesterday/my drinking today.

I am wiser regarding relationships, but I've still got no real clue how to talk to women and I still can't feel. That's how I ended up in the relationship in the first place, and why I've been drinking all day even at work. Because I'm that desperate to feel something.

I'll never forget the lessons I learned from my first relationship. I dunno how much good it's gonna do me, tho.

>>744255047
So what, rejections happen. Fuck if I had a dime for every girl that rejected me I'd have 2 dimes, I actually had to think I thought I was rejected a lot more but nope.

That aside shit happens, currently over a year without dating anyone and I'm fine as ever. I rather have my life in order before I try that shit again. I have no clue how to talk to women either, I just talk to them like I would my buddies, just with a lot more censorship and it all works out in the end somehow.

>>744255473
You're absolutely right, man. I just need to pick myself up and dust myself off like I've done a million times before.

In my experience it takes a while before the self-pity blows over and I start feeling good again. I've learned the best way to go is to not fight it, because I always fail and it makes the down phases worse. I'm gonna keep drinking and let this barrel roll to the bottom of the hill, so it can roll up the next one all that quicker.

Thank you, anon. I hope you realize you probably prevented a suicide tonight.

>>744255726
I'm just me, you are just you.
We all have hard times and good times. We are drinking buddies tonight despite being separate sides of the world or maybe even just next door neighbors, but thats what makes these adventures all the more fun. I'm just a crazy optimist is all, since someone has to be otherwise the whole world would be depressed.
So think nothing of it and cheers to you

>>744255912
>>744255912
Stay beautiful, man. You're the best drinking buddy I've had. I'm going to pass out/fall asleep (the line is pretty blurry lately lol) pretty soon, so this will be my last reply.

The world needs more crazy optimists like you. There's a beauty in you that's more precious than any jewel. I used to have that beauty. I'm gonna try to drunkenly give a tl;dr on how I lost it in the hopes of returning the favour you did me tonight by trying to preserve it in you.

basically my dad took out his anger on my when I was little and when he wasn't doing that he was I guess compensating for his guilt by telling my I was smart and awesome all the time, even in the face of direct evidence to the contrary. A vast majority (90+ percent) of people who were nice to me abandoned me and stoppd talking to me with no explanation given, which went on until I was like 16 and stopped trying so hard. The few people who stayed were manipulative and kept my self-esteem down for the rest of high school. Post-high school I developed a drinking problem and severe depression.

My advice to you is never let anyone give you shit. You are an individual, and you are valuable in your own right, no matter how smart or how strong or how attractive you may be. There is value in you. If anyone ever makes you doubt that, you need to seriously reconsider whether you need them in your life.

I know I wish I had.

Good night, anon. You might have saved me.