Would you rather be given a grand right now for doing absolutely

I'll take the grand.

>>744228942
Grand. I'm in a little debt atm and I have a sexy wife that blows me weekly

I'm lonelier than I am poor, I'll take the quick gratification please

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I'll take the grand. $1000 can go further than a blowjob long term.

>>744229361
but op said if you take the money then you cant do anything with the girl

>>744230086
>?
nigger are you fucking high

>>744228942
Grand easily, any ole whore can swirl her mouth around your knob anon

>>744228942
$1000 easily.

>>744228942
simple

1) i figure they must be offering her more than a grand to blow me

2) so i tell her that i am going to get paid one way or another.. her choice is how much

3) continue to explain to her that she can either give me a third of what they offer her to blow me, or else i will simply accept the grand myself

4) now she can decide if 2/3 of what the offer her to blow me is something she wants.


I win any way you slice the cake now

either i end up with a grand, or a decent sum and a hour worth of fun with a hottie.

>>744228942
I've got money, I would take the bj
But for 1000, I'm getting the butthole to. And at least 3 hours.

>>744230968
What is up with people thinking everyone is black? She's obviously a Caucasian who visited a tanning bed.

>>744228942

I'll take the money and go rent a cheaper whore with plenty left over.

>>744231444
At that rate, why not just use your hand?

>>744229361
SAUCE

>>744231658
pornstar: August Ames

>>744228942
Take the grand then give her $50 worth of coke for the BJ

the chick

>>744228942
ill take the cash, blowjobs and tonguing's are boring.

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The grand for sure, not a big fan of bjs

If it was unprotected vag and ass sex, then id consider it

>>744232068
They might be boring but they feel good.

>>744228942

Money are you fucking kidding me?

>>744228942
I'd take the money. Being touched disgusts me.

>>744229167
Weekly. Kek

As a kissless virgin, I'm going to have to go with the girl.

>>744235749
You'll be disappointed. Just take the money.

>>744236558
This tbh

Cash no doubt

The BJ
It's not going to suck itself

If the OP's pic related symbolizes a bitch otherwise unattainable despite the price, I'd take the bitch. Especially if she finds me unattractive, that's the icing on the cake.

>>744228942
Cash obviously. I'm not a horny 15 year old no blow job is worth $1000

>>744230687
What's to stop her from blowing you, then laughing in your face when you try to collect a %? Also its a hypothetical question and you're adding additional rules to attempt to circumvent it. Answer the spirit of the question, don't try to twist it around its not a riddle.

lol what kind of sad fuck would ever pay 1000$ for a fucking blowjob

legit you could fly to amsterdam and fuck a prostitute hotter than OP's chick for less than a grand you faggots

>>744228942
That isn't even a week's pay for me.

I'm taking the girl.

You all are some serious poorfags if you think that is a lot of money.

$1k is pocket change

you filthy poor cunts

>>744240031
I'm poor and I would choose her tongue.

>>744228942
depends... what would she do for a grand?

>>744228942
take the cash.
give the girl 300 bucks.
she blows me and i fuck her.
everybody wins!

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>>744230086
he was saying that $1000 can go further than a blowjob long term, meaning nothing to do with the girl you fucking retarded bitch. i feel sorry for you, you probably don't realize how fucking stupid you are just go kill yourself you piece of shit

>>744240031
You are obviously a lonely faggot if you would take a blowjob for $1000. You must never get to touch a girl so I guess that would be worth it for you.

>>744228942
I'd rather take the grand of cash, even if this were broadcast publicly and I knew people would be watching.

>>744241952
But look at her.

take the G and then give her 250 for that and another 250 to fuck her in the ass
>ballin

>>744245541
She's worth more than $250, and also worth more than the total of $500, IMO.

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Am I weird that I would pay that much just to have her tongue swipe my length once?

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