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I'm eating McDonald's right now. Are you jealous?

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Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.

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I'm eating McDonald's right now.

Are you jealous?

I bet you are, you little bitch.
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>>744216184
I just had a spicy mcchicken and fries. Still enjoying their one of a kind Coke® recipe
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I want to fuck a McDonald's Big Mac®.
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>>744216184
Two fish sandwiches and some fries.

Don't forget to open your sandwiches and scrape off about half the tartar sauce, this is part of the fun.
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I had five guys earlier which is most definitely better than mcdonalds
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>>744216184
I won't lie and say I never go to McDonalds... sometimes, you just want a meal of grease, salt, and cheese. But honestly, it's maybe once every 2-3 months. So the question begs to be asked... who'd be jealous. It's not like it's either expensive or hard to find. For 99.9% of the civilized world, if you want McDonalds, you can have McDonalds... within minutes.
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I'm not 12, so no I'm not jealous you strange freak
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>>744216184
whats with mcdonalds shills on /b/
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>>744217178
Better than some of the other tired memes. Frankly, that QP looks good right now. Not good enough to forgo a real dinner, but like I said, sometimes grease and cheese is tasty.
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Yo, yo YO, muh main main, if you be DOWN wif no tipping (and, shiiit, bro, ya KNOW we ain't down wif tipping) Get you dinnah on at MACdonalds. Shit be cheap. An' again, NO MUFUCKIN TIPPING.
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>>744218358
GahDAMN, homie, MacDonals means mufuckin DATE night. Shit.
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>>744216184
Not really. I honestly can't wait to get home, hug muh mom, and get a home cooked meal. I've been on the road eating fat food for 3 weeks now
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>>744216184
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>>744216600
The new coke zero sugar formula just released !?!Q
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>>744216854
Not using it for fries..

newfag detected..
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>>744217053
says your dead grandma
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>>744216184
NA NIGGA I GOT DAT KFC NIGGA
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>>744217178
>17178▶>>744217796
>>>744216184 (OP)
>whats with mcdonalds shills on /b/
>>744217796

Are you sure about that? pic related
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Back in da 70s, an afroamerican dad was AROUN fo he kids. An he took dem to MACdonalds and shit
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>>744219197
so mcdonalds chicken with bones?

I prefer popeyes, much greasier
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>>744219271
That good nigga dad had hella kids, wtf, must be wealthy
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Ya'll are eating trash, I had a double double from In n Out.
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Am I the only one in this thread who isn't a big fat piece of shit?
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>>744219390
enjoy the shitty punny fries that taste like nothing and lard shakes, yikes
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>>744216184
I feel sorry for you as i do myself knowing i could cook better meals for myself each time i put any of that plastic chemical food in my mouth.
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>>744217053
Yeah, 5 guys. awesome burger. The fries rock as well.
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>>744219219
Is that hair growing out of the burger??? Im so confused
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>>744216184
i haven't eaten mickey d's in over 30 years. picked up a big mac combo recently. ate half, tossed the other half. felt like ass the rest of the day. farts smelled like a petroleum refinery.

so, am i jelly? no. not at all.
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>>744219626
and they want $15 dollars an hour in American...LOL
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>>744219626
psst...it's a vageena
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>>744219738
You have become soft, America no longer needs you...
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>>744219840
psst...its a newfag
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>>744218751
>>744218358
are these for real?
no wonders nigs love mcdonalds
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>>744216184
enjoy it anon. Remember to drink plenty of water.
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I feel sick off of Vicodin and this just made me more ill.
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>>744219904
Well it was around the time before blacks, actually became "niggers"
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>>744219868
fuck that, anon is right. fast food is such shit food its not even funny.
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>>744219911
you mean diet coke?
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>>744216184
Fuck no u fat fuck
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>>744219868
"nutritional" value from mac doogal's site.

shit tonne of salt, fat, and cholesterol
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>>744220028
When I am stuck deep in the jungles of North Korea killing the remaining radioactive gooks, and I am eating a big mac in front of you, tell me that again...
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>>744220235
>When I am stuck deep in the jungles of North Korea killing the remaining radioactive gooks, and I am eating a big mac in front of you, tell me that again...

Sure. Should I wrap my comment in a mcdouble wrapper for you?
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>>744220131
Shut up europoor, you actually calculated the whole meal, you are that mad and jealous?
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>>744216184
You have no idea.
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>>744219904
>>744220000
>first, holy fucking dub dub quads

Back in the 1970s, blacks were mostly considered to be pretty cool. They had their own style and it WASN'T fucking rap/ghetto shit. Their contribution to music was actual music... and it was good. Sure, there was violence in the inner most parts of the cities where the poorest blacks lived, but it was the exception rather than the rule. Race was not a serious problem back then. I'd say there were more racist white people back then, than problem blacks. Now, it's the opposite. Whites bend over backward to avoid racist behavior and blacks try to be as ghetto and BLMish as they can.

But, yeah- those are real ads from the 1970s. Targeted market advertising. Black TV shows from then... the Jeffersons, Good Times, etc... had lots of black-only commercials.
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>>744220453
no pickles please tho

its a trick to make them make you a fresh burger, the more you know...
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>>744216854
>fish sandwich
literally the one inedible thing that mcdicks serves
what is wrong with you
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>>744220531
only the educated know this...not the "educated"
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>generally don't like fast food.
>It's all greasy and salty as fuck.
>But now and then.
>Once in a while.
>Get an enormous craving for a Double Quarter Pounder with fries on it.
>Drives me crazy until I finally buy it.

I dunno what McDonalds put in their fucking food, but now and then I just got to have it. What the fuck is wrong with me.
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>>744217071
It's expensive if you're me. I don't get fast food often just because I live in the only part of this entire town that has ZERO fast food restaurants on hand - but whenever I do get fast food I can't resist spending around 40$. Sometimes more.
(Thems canadian money and pricing).
I go so rarely that I order enough food that I can eat it was leftovers for 2 days.
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>>744220668
I'm really fucking old.
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>>744220531
dub quads of truth
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>>744216184
I went to McDonald's today and got a Filet-O-Fish combo with a bacon cheeseburger on the side. I was eating it in my vehicle in the parking lot and listening to an audiobook when I glanced up and saw the McDonald's worker I ordered outside having a cigarette.

She waved at me and I nodded and had to wait 7 minutes before she went back inside and I could eat in comfort again. I don't think that employees should be bothering or even trying to socialize with customers outside of the McDonald's restaurant or drive through, but that is another story.

I went to McDonald's for dinner tonight and got a McChicken combo with a bacon cheeseburger on the side. As I was driving to the second window the same girl was still working. She was acting somewhat obsequious and attempting small talk when she asked, 'why don't you come eat inside instead of in the parking lot where it is cold'.

That really bothered me for many reasons. First of all, I don't want my routine or actions to be tracked by a fast food employee. Secondly, she should not try to tell me how I should live my life. I do not want to eat inside because I find it less comfortable and would much rather be inside my vehicle listening to an audiobook and enjoying myself and my privacy.

Overall, I think it was very unprofessional to bring this up. I should have a clean slate with each drive through visit, not have to get the third degree because I committed some sort of faux pas. Which I don't think I did, because I often see people eating in fast food parking lots. How does she know I am not busy going to work or somewhere in a rush?

How do you feel about eating in your vehicle in the parking lot of a fast food restaurant versus eating inside the restaurant?
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>>744220805
I absolutely LOVE that copypasta.
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>>744220740
That counts as education lol
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>>744220472
nope, dope. texasfag

if you could read and comprehend i did say

>picked up a big mac combo recently

so, yeah...i calculated the whole meal
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>>744220805
>I don't want my routine or actions to be tracked by a fast food employee.

Afraid she was going to notice the dead hooker you had in the back seat?
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I love McDonald's. the free diarrhea is worth the nutritional value you get from Hot Garbage
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>>744220868
>implying it's pasta
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>>744220890
Not from texas, not a steer or a queer.

you nigger lover
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>>744220738
Time to learn some self-control, friend. When I get the urge for my grease/cheese fix, it's 2 quarter pounders a small fry and a small drink. That's pretty bad for you, but it's like $7 with the app. I can't imagine another $33 worth of that crap.
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>>744219403
No. I'm also not a big fat piece of shit. Because I can't afford to be. If I had the money to eat out all the time, I'd be the biggest fattest piece of shit around.
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>>744220991
>indicating you're new here
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>>744221017
correct. i'm neither a steer, nor a queer. and no, i don't love you.
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>>744220991
hi, newfriend
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>>744221111
quads of queer says otherwise...

faggot nigger lover
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>>744220991
Stop playing dumb anon/
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>>744220984
Maybe you should stop being an alcoholic? Really helps the digestive track instead of constant mush. My friends suck lol
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>>744221230
nope, dope. quads confirm my post. keep dancing for me, my little faggot nigger
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>>744221363
yea confirms you are the queer with quads of queer... glad you are proud of it though
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>>744220531
And then the jews happened.
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>>744220000
>>744221111
>>744221100
The hell's going on here??? Is this AI?
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>>744221513
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>>744220715
I am actually convinced they use an addictive additive.
I have cooked 5 star fuckin meals for myself at home as well as eaten at fantastic actual restaurants and I never crave anything like I crave fast "food."
That just doesn't add up.
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>>744221446
see? i enjoy making you dance for me. keep it up, jr.
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I know McDonald is shit but idk something about it. Maybe the chemicals. Like drugs. Taste so good but quality so bad
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>>744221513
No one cared about the Jews back then, Heinrick. Not in the 80s, either. Or most of the 90s. The antisemitic shit's really only been a thing for the last 20 years... maybe because it made people think they were edgy on this new internet thing.
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>>744221673
I know right
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>>744216184
I'm about to go to Hardee's but a Big Mac sounds pretty damn good right now too
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I'm eating a Cheeseburger with a fried egg on top and a root beer.. all from a restraint with a real grill not heat lamps... are you jealous?
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>>744221692
neet with unlimited unthrottled data, money, and time, try me poosy !

I am going to go get some mickey d's right now just to spite you, fuck it I will get it delivered.
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>>744221823
you're tied down while eating?
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>>744221673
Are there Tim Horton's restaurants near you? Their coffee is like that. People are fucking addicted to it. I never thought much of it...then I made the connection- it's the creamer. The people who have to have it every fucking day always get double/double. I'm convinced their creamer is addictive. I drink coffee black, so I never fell for it.
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I work for mcdonalds, you should see the meat and chicken when it's frozen. I'll never eat from a fucking mcdonalds again
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>>744221823
Does it taste like mcdonalds? Probably tastes like what anybody can make, yikes...
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>>744221877
i'll make you dance until this bread is pruned
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>>744221900
this?
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>>744221969
All the preservatives keeps the bread and me living longer, what the fuck are you trying to make up at this point?

pic related, it's you
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>>744221960
I worked there too and I know every fucking employee accepts leftovers
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>>744221044
A typical order from McDicks for me is:
>McChicken
>10 piece nuggets
>Double quarter pounder with cheese
>Make one of those a combo, maybe with a poutine

Or from A&W
>Chubby chicken burger
>7 piece or whatever the fuck they come in there chicken strips
>Mozza or Mama burger wib cheengs
>Whistle dog before they discontinued them
>Make one of those a combo, maybe with poutine

Wendy's
>Spicy chicken burger
>Baconator
>fuckin chicken strips
>Make one of those a combo, probably with poutine
>frosty

Plus ordering for my gf = $40+ at literally any fast food joint.
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>>744221964
I can make a burger that will put any restaurant's to shame. And, it's not hard. it just takes some proper prep and good ingredients. Happy to share...
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>>744221900
girls have been replaced by heat sources now!?!
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>>744222072
i'm making you dance for me. it's entertaining that i have so much control over you.

show all posters here that you're a good boy by replying. show them i've taught you well. :)
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>>744222158
>>744222158

mcgangbang time !!!
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>>744222182
So do I.
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>>744222182
-can't get hired by mcdonalds
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>>744216184
If it's what you want to eat, I'm fine with it.
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>>744221673
Agreed. Mcdonalds is far from the best burger even for fast food joints. Wendys is better and tastes so much fresher and 'clean'. But there's something about that greasy salty mess of food I still enjoy and is so addicting.
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>>744222158
I don't know what kind of shitfest state you live in but the only thing employees eat in my store is the French fries and ice cream products. I am a swing manager
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>>744222241
They stopped making the McGangBang in 2007
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>>744222202
I am eating mcdonalds in a bit, you sure won lololol

guise,do europoors stays this salty? saltier than my fries that I am about to eat in a lil
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>>744222352
says who?
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>>744222280
I worked at a Friendly Ice Cream when I was in college. Pay was shut just like McDonalds, but it was a great crew of coworkers and I learned the basics of management and business operation.
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>>744216184
Yes actually
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>>744222371
do it again
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>>744221736
If we cared about the jews back then maybe they wouldn't have been able to turn blacks as well as white youths into ghetto trash thats all about twerking and violence. Maybe we would still have the blacks of the 70s.

Then again, maybe the reason blacks got out of hand is because whites stopped being racist and oppressive. Maybe racism and oppression is the thumb under which blacks may flourish instead of flounder.

Either way, jews.
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>>744222340
I live in Virginia and kek sometimes we get alot of leftovers and employees are sometimes allowed to take the food home with them. What kind of shitfest state do you live in where you throw away food? What a fucking waste
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>>744222439
>Update
-still can't get hired by mcdonalds
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>>744222468
Bismuth's got nothing on you, kiddo.
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McDonald's FANCY KETCHUP IS THE BEST FUCKING THING EVER
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>>744221100
Hello newfriend
>>744221135
You too
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>>744222556
'k?
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>>744216184
I don't know why they get a bad rap. I probably eat them 4 times a week. Hell sometimes twice a day. They are fucking good. I'm eating them right now.
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>>744222467
okay faggots, sorry you cant be happy as these guys enjoying freedom... stay salty europoor...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5sw2OvIgoO8
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>>744222629
k.
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>>744222670
Is that... McBeer???
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>>744222634
does it come with a complimentary daughter gang raping?
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>>744222660
keep dancing for me :)
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>>744222556
Tell them you want to be a manager and have prior short term managerial experience. They'll still treat you like a jackass on training wheels but you'll get in. Check in with them daily and you'll get in if they're desperate enough
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>>744222753
comes with kittens
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>>744221905
Not walking distance from me, but we have 2 or 3 tim hortons in my town of 14 000 people. I get the Double Double. But I'm not a coffee addict in the first place - don't drink it regularly to be reliant on it. If Timmies was across the street from me I probably would get one most days. So good.

>>744222182
And yet, I'll never crave it like I crave McDicks.
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>>744222748
was about to say
>>744222670

is that a fucking mcbeer!?!

must be ireland or germany
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>>744222072
I want to Marge Simpson
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>>744216184
I truly am. The next mcds is 8 miles away and I'd kill for a breakfast burrito and 2 cheeseburgers right now.
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>>744222670
You know what they call a quarter pounder with cheese in Europe?
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>>744222670
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>>744222670
Wtf is this shit? Beer in McDonald's in a plastic cup?
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>>744222826
When can I immigrate? I love oil and hate poor Muslims just like you saudis
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>>744216184
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>>744222545
I live in Indiana and my store is a fairly small store for the area but our peak times are crazy. Doesn't matter though, I never really see anyone order anything besides fries or shakes. It's funny because my team is predominantly black too, so you'd imagine they'd take advantage of the free employee meals a lot more.
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>>744222766
But you are poor, you have been dancing for me this whole time while my mcdonalds is on its ways, even before me ordering lol.
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>that fat fuck morgan spurlock is the reason I never got to experience supersize

any oldfags on here that can tell me how awesome it must have been to have 1000 calorie meal for $7 in 1999?
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>>744223076
Ahhh I see well we're only allowed to take home food SOMETIMES only if there was alot of leftover food that never got served. But I live in Richmond so we get quite a bit of business especially in the afternoon
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>>744221905
I like a double double and the creamer is good. But I will just as easily go for Starbucks or an indie coffee shop as Tims, and if they're side by side I'll rarely go for Tim hortons.
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>>744223076
they are too busy buying drugs and booze
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>>744222972
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>>744223133
keep it up. i trained you well. :)
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>>744222180
Trolling?
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>>744223182
1997? They REGULARLY had 99 cent Big Mac promotions. That's almost 4,000 calories for your $7.
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>>744222670
That looks like a cup of foamy piss

>>744222754
wtf is that? looks like cut up breakfast sausage covered in BBQ sauce

>>744222974
Burger King has the best fries. Right up there with Wendy's and 5 guys. Too bad I got food poisoning from them once. It'll never be the same now.

>>744223173
I want my money back for that spaghetti and I didn't even buy it.
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>>744222754
What the fuck is in the chicken nugget box
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>>744223391
you are still europoor though :'^) I saw you dancing before you even started dancing for me, don't stop know lol
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>>744223395
Just Canadian, I'm afraid.
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poutine
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>>744223471
damn that looks good like a Salisbury with mushrooms or onions
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>>744223496
do it again. :)
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>>744223561
you already did lol you keep beating me to the dance moves, you are so predictable right now
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>>744216184
yes. i want a filet-o-fish, i love them.
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>>744223462
>Burger King has the best fries.
it used to be the other way around. McDonalds cooked their fries in animal fat. They were AWESOME. The modern McDs fries do suck, but back then, they were the best. BKs were terrible and they knew it...they stepped up their game at the same time McDs went to vegetable oil and now McDs suck and BK sucks a little bit less.
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>>744216184
I'm eating a tuna salad sandwich because I actually care about my health. I am not jealous; in fact, I pity OP.
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>>744223173
Who in the fuck would ever trust McDonald's to make spaghetti?
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>>744223649
imitation is the sincerest form of flattery. dance again. :)
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>>744223679
Enjoy your mercury and Fukushima radiation.
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>>744223679
You are still going to die like the rest of us.
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>>744223672
bk fries actually tastes like potatoes, even since late 90's I dont know why no one acknowledges this over mcdonalds oversalted name brand taste, not hating on mcdonalds but this is a fact...

>>744223742
Look! you did it agian !?! I can't believe I got the euro poor this mad today...
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I like Freddy's a bit more.
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>>744223871
you wish you were me. do it again.
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>>744223871
Like I said, BK is better than it was...probably my favorite fast food fry when I get the rare urge, but the old McFries were god-tier shit.
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>>744223929
I wish I was poor, mad, and from Europe, without fresh mcdonalds on delivery?

Keep dancing my boy...
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>>744223871
>>744223742
Stop replying to eachother you ridiculous faggots
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>>744224024
...you think that's 2 people?
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>>744223997
see? imitation truly is the sincerest form of flattery. you really hate yourself. now dance some more.
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>>744223984
I wouldn't say late 90s because I was still a kid but definitely in early to mid 2000's I noticed the difference dramatically between them and mcdonalds in terms of fries, burgers at bk are obviously heartier and smokier because of actual flame grill and not flat hot grill just to be clear
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>>744223672
I was working at McD's when that happened, we got to taste test compare them and every single customer complained that our fries tasted like shit for the first month until people started forgetting the old taste and just accepted the new shitty version. Really makes you think what else in life has been replaced that we don't even remember used to be so much better. Fuck McDicks.
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>>744224135
Imitate what? You became mad and started dancing for me and became the paradox of your own desperate joke?

do the jig now !
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>>744224261
you keep trying to be like me. you really hate yourself. dance.
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>>744223462
>wtf is that? looks like cut up breakfast sausage covered in BBQ sauce

German currywurst
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>>744223929
>>744223997
kill yourselves or self
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'nother thing- old McDonalds had styrofoam boxes that actually kept your food hot for more than 2 minutes. They had an innovative recycling program gearing up, but the environazis shamed McDs into going to paper and cardboard which frankly, sucks.
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>>744224254
Did mcdonalds change the oil or actual type of fry?
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>>744216184
Just like every other shit-poster ate today
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>>744224311
You can't hate being not poor and from europoors...

oopps you did it again!
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>>744224328
you first!
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>>744224400
They went from animal fat in the fryers to vegetable oil.
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>>744224456
you type double negatives when you're upset. sorry for that. dance.
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>>744224497
what the fuck are these bland lays chips?

maybe it was a money saving move, hopefully...
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>>744220131
>Shit tons of something that's not bad, something that's not bad, and something that's not bad.
How's that brainwashing working out for you?
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>>744224524
you are too poor and euro to know what a double negative, are you making your self dance with how mad I got you? This is truly the funniest shit I have seen all day
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>>744224664
tl;dr. dance
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>>744224570
For the same reasons they ditched the styrofoam boxes... save the earth, save your health, because God-forbid we give people the responsibility for their own health and self-control. vegetable oil is healthier than cooking in animal fat, but doesn't taste as good.
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>>744224765
Don't you have a blog to update? Why don't you dance your way back to that...
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>>744224852
dance for me. i own you. :)
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>>744216184
I am. Its 2:15. I'm poor and my accounts in minus £17 and I haven't eaten all day I'm so hungry :(
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back in the day, McDonalds used Hunts ketchup on their burgers and Heinz ketchup in their packets. Hunts was much cheaper than Heinz and the customer never knew.
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>>744225000
I can't dance, I am busy eating, glad you still responded tho, you haven't missed a beat.

No wonder I left my french ex gf, all yyou euros stay poor, euro, and mad.
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>>744226066
>>744225000

>>744225285
like i said... dance boy !
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>>744226066
my trips supercede your dubs. dance for me
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>>744224400
As far as I know it was just the oil, but it wouldn't surprise me if they tweaked the fry in some way at the same time it would be the perfect time to kill two birds with one stone.
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>>744216184
I legitimately was craving mcdonalds tonight and then stumble across this
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>>744226171

>>744225005 oops,
I am stuffing my self too much to respond properly.
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>>744226198

>>744226267

Like i said euro POOR, poverty really causes frustration based on what I am observing...
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>>744219271
It was situation would it be feasible for him to have THAT many kids? And don't even pretend they could all fit in that van.
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>>744226210
They didn't have to tweak it. Cook 2 burgers- 1 using 80/20 hamburger and the other 95/5 hamburger (that's meat to fat percentage). The 80/20 will taste far better, but the 85/5 will be healthier.

tl;dr: fat tastes good
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>>744226363
you're really frustrated that you're a jv level troll. dance for me. :)
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>>744226198

>>744225005
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>>744226439


>>744225005

its funny how reality proves my points and keeps you dancing for me like a good boy... mad euro poors, only if you focused this energy on rapeugeees...
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>>744226552
imitation is the sincerest form of flattery. keep dancing. :)
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>>744226422
thanks teach
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>>744226645
you are repeating your self so much out of impoverished hungry frustration, to the point of repeating yourself, I love your delusionalized dance of desperation's...
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>>744226751
oh, you're really upset now. sorry for that. dance for me. :)
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>>744220868
Same desu. It's right up there with the "$5 Fred" or something, the guy who buys the chicken nuggets every day and i autistic so the workers are friendly to him and recognize him and give him an extra ketchup packet
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>>744226650
Come back later and we'll throw the ball around, talk about school, and how girls are suddenly so interesting, son.
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>>744226805
No you are mimicing me like a small child? You must have know this dance from a young age...
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>>744224325
I envy you
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>>744216184
boogie get off /b/ and eat something healthy you fat fuck
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>>744226903
why'd you mention a small child? you're a sicko pedo. dance for me.
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>>744226846
nervous* hehe
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>>744221111
Checked
>anon is not a steer nor a queer, and does not love other anon
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Actually, I am. I get a McGangBang every other week or so. Haven't been there in half a month.
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>>744227019
she's been dancing for me like i taught her to. she'll continue until this bread is dead
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>>744222591
Is that pasta in a puddle of grease?
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>>744222333
>mother of checks
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>>744226983
Like a small child, it is pretty immature to blurt out your own insecurities and short comings in life just because you are defeated and mad, so you have trouble controlling yourself around children? Do they make you dance too? Don't stop dancing for me know your mad poor euro "wierdo"...
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>>744227220
there you go mentioning children again. you pedos are the worst. dance for me some more
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>>744227025
I was pretty surprised when I went into a McDonalds and as I was waiting for my food, I hear the drivethru chick call over to the grill people and say "2 McGangBangs!" I never knew they'd make them to order... the few times I had them, I just ordered the 2 sandwiches and assembled it myself.

They make yours to order?
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>>744227084
you are replying to other people besides me, how hard can you dance before thread is kill?

tl;dr: I made you dance for me this whole time
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>>744220868
Whoever wrote it had to be speaking from experience. No way a non-mega-autist could make that up.
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>>744216675
Why not fuck the new signature crafter saracha big mac it is garented to give you mcstds so you can make it mactonight
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>>744223250
Diarrhea pocket?
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>>744227321
Why do you mention pedos automatically with children? It is almost like I made you dance so hard for me that your inner insecurities are coming out... you are mad, poor, gross, and worse of all, euro.. god bless your mad hungry poor soul...
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>>744227362
dance you faggot
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>>744227513
you pedos always ask that. dance :)
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>>744223799
It's what fish crave
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>>744227602

>>744227513

faggot now? man you must be foaming right now or blacked out drunk, still I love how you dance for me boy, dance for this big strong american man!!!
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>>744227371
I dunno, I wrote a pretty good chicken tendies/mommy/GBP story around last Christmas. All kinds of newfags fell for it. Wish I'd saved it. It had the neckbeard spending his GBP on chicken tendies for Christmas dinner for him and mommy, mommy telling him she was cooking a turkey dinner, mommy going to church and neckbeard hauling the Christmas tree and the presents into the backyard and setting it all on fire. And still demanding his chicken tendies.

Pure creation... I just found that meme oddly funny.
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>>744222591
The only fat Asians you see are at a McDonald's. That should tell you something right there, Jim.
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>>744216184
I'm not even gonna bite this time, enjoy your trash
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>>744227719
imitation truly is the sincerest form of flattery. dance, my little poodle
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>>744227883
You are so foaming at the mouth and mad and defeated since a while ago that you are, again, repeating yourself, now with a poodle variation? First you get exposed as a mad euro hungry poor, then pedo, no you are to the point where you are repeating yourself along with delusional poodle dog name calling? I didn't think I would get you to dance this hard for me...
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>>744228185
tl;dr

dance, my little poodle
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>>744227818
Where the good cushiony not deep pussy is at?

you sure won that arguement...
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>>744228261

>>744228185
try again mad hungry poor euro poodle
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>>744228436
see? you keep trying to be like me. imitation is the sincerest form of flattery. keep dancing.
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>>744228658
don't dance harder, try and respond harder, repetition is the easiest form of stupidity, and you achieved that long before I brought it up, think about that...

DANCE MORE FOR ME MY BOY !!!
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>>744228849
you know all about stupidity. KEK. dance
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I'm not a fatty so why would I be jealous.
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>>744229027
>kek

>newfag euro mad hungry poor dances even harder for me
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>>744220805
White, Catholic, Republican, who loves guns and hates any sort of drug besides alcohol
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>>744229129
and you keep trying to be like me. dance, my loyal poodle
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>>744219271

it's a camp. the dads gone and the kids went to a government assisted camp.
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>>744229213
Is that who prefers to eat alone in cars? I am confuse
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>>744229255
Thanks, Captain Killjoy.
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>>744229247
Later europoor my mom and dad just started cooking some tri tip steak outside, can't be stuck here eating crappy mcdonalds and arguing with a euro hungry poor that is going to start dancing for islam at any moment.. Good luck and dance harder!!
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>>744229559
i accept your concession. i was correct. i made you dance. :)
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>>744220805
unoriginal faggot
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>>744218358
>>744218751

GOT DAMN. I SAY, GOT DAMN. I HATES WAITIN'. I LOVES ME SOME DINNERTIMIN' ANYTIMIN'. MAN DO I EVAH GET WHERE THEY COMIN' FROM.
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>>744230165
An NO MOFUCKIN TIPPIN!!!
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>>744223471
>>744223511
>>744223593
I'm not jelly of OP but foreign McDicks always looks so good and interesting
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I have no stats to back this up, but in western NY, I think fast food chains don't do as good as they do in other areas around the country. Other places seem a lot busier.

The reason...I think... is that we're the masters of local pizza, subs, tacos, and, of course, chicken wings. We invented the damned things here.

So, awesome local stuff or plastic McFood. Easy choice.

>A lot of fat people here, too.
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>>744219271
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>>744232334
Yeah, except Bender would never take them for McDs.
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>>744216600
They refrigerate the syrup. That's why mcdonalds coke tastes better.
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