Vocaroo/Voice thread. Revy's not hosting this one editi

>>744179828
OH THEY CALL ME CUBAN PETE
I'M THE KING OF THE RUMBA BEAT
WHEN I SHAKE MY MARACAS
THEY GO CHICK CHICKY BOOM CHICK CHICKY BOOM

>>744179828
Als Führer und Kanzler der deutschen Nation und des Reiches melde
ich vor der Geschichte nunmehr den Eintritt meiner Heimat in das Deutsche
Reich!

Hey buddy, I think you've got the wrong door, the leather club's two blocks down.
Fuck↗You↘
Oh, FuckYou leather man. Maybe you and I should settle it right here on the ring if you think your so tough.
Oh yea? I'll kick your ass!
Ha! Yeah right man. Let's go! Why don't you get out of that leather stuff? I'll strip down out of this and we'll settle it right here in the ring. What do you say?
Yeah, no problem buddy!
You got it. Get out of that uh, jabroni outfit.
Yeah, smart ass.
I'll show you who's the boss of this gym.

>>744179828
I like to move it move it

>>744180444
waste of trips, should have rerolled

>>744180119
reroll

>>744180071
>No singing
Fuck, didn't see that

>>744180393
reroll

>>744180119
roll

>>744180610
one more try

>>744179828
Get off my lawn!

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>>744180071
https://vocaroo.com/i/s1lga57iPUKb

>>744180119
https://vocaroo.com/i/s1RrBcbcfL4p

>>744180444
https://vocaroo.com/i/s1IRt951aB0S

>>744179828
Kept you waiting, huh?

>>744179828
Frey is a nigger.
So is Micheal.

>>744180739
round 4

>>744179828
Uhh you touch my tralala, uhh my ding ding dong

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rumia claimed

This goes out to Rem
https://vocaroo.com/i/s0mzLeXJ5DfK

He's never been a bastard...


He's the heir to the Iron Throne..

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Say it with your dumbass deep voice if you want but you HAVE to do with blank and prophesying awestruck-ness like Bran or I'll fucking hate you.

>>744181686
ahaaa

>>744179828
Get to da choppa
Hasta la vista, baby
I'll be back

Also no offense you're doing your thing man


but


Where the FUCK is Revy I've got some super lewd shit for her to voice and I need to bust a nut.

Who sent BABIES to fight me?

>>744179828
How can one sink so low

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>>744181196
roll again

>>744179828
"Reading Jojo is kind of like those pretend fights you had when you were younger. You know the ones where you said something like "I shot you! You're dead!" But then your friend said "Nuh-uh, I have a diamond bullet proof vest!" To which you retort, "Well I shot you with a diamond bullet-proof vest piercing bullet!" and you just went back and forth like that until you just couldn't top the other kid."

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>>744180925
?

>>744181125
https://vocaroo.com/i/s0vjEiCdBHeP

>>744181686
ty dude

>>744181612
Why are you here?

>>744181854
Can't express emotion really but here
https://vocaroo.com/i/s0nXKfLhyjzm

>>744182015
Revy is out sick, isn't up for it.

>>744182479
Look in the mirror, maybe you'll find an answer.

>>744182129
https://vocaroo.com/i/s0KfB9NA9meh

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>>744182906
I clicked too fast and didn't realize what this thread was about. Do you forgive me?

>>744183079
That Rumia is way too lewd

>Revy is out sick, isn't up for it.

wait what really

how do you know this


are u her husband
she said u were ok with her saying lewd shit so
ive requested her to say lewd shit
i did infact bust nuts to those fulfilled requests

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>>744179828

Voice the intro speech to No More Heroes.

Here it is:

> I know a lot of gamers out there who don't have much patience. 'least that's what Bishop the dude at the video store said. So I'm at the register and then I realize: I got no money! I was seriously broke! Why? 'cause I met this smoking hot chick last night at the deathmatch bar and MAN did she smell GOOD! So, being the gentleman I am, I bought her a drink. Anyhoo, I decided to get a job. The gig: assassinate 'The Drifter'! So I went where I was supposed to and waited for the guy to show up. And there he was: this cat, well-dressed, cool. Couldn't tell if he was the shit, or just plain old shit. Yeah, so he's stylin', fast, aggressive, and packin' heat. Bada-bing. Or at least it was supposed to be. 'Til she showed up. Her name: Sylvia Christel, an agent with this whatchyamacallit association. "Congratulations; you are certified as the 11th best hitman. How about getting rid of the 10 killers above you, and aim for the top?" I wanna be number one. How's that? Short and simple enough for ya? It's gonna be a long, hard road. But who knows? Could kick ass. Could be dangerous. Could totally suck. Whadaya say, bro? Join me. Let's see how far we can take this. And for you there, holding the Wii Remote right now, just press the A button. Let the bloodshed begin!

Bitch Lasagna

>>744182906
>Can't express emotion really but here
https://vocaroo.com/i/s0nXKfLhyjzm

Also i can tell you atleast tried so thx

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>>744183202
how..?

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>>744183079
Sure, I guess. Stick around if you want.

>>744183270
I might be, I might not be.
Fair, have a nice day.

>>744183407
Dubs pls

>>744183466
https://vocaroo.com/i/s1kHbnjVXsyS

>>744183537
You're welcome

>>744183561
She has her hand in her skirt and her little tie is undone. Much too lewd

>>744182906
many thanks

>>744183655
I came here to lick ass and chew dick - and I'm all out of dick

I want rem to serve me pancakes :(

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Yo buddy, been interested in hearing your voice. Read this for me, will ya?

"Every time I flew with him, his skill stood out. He was unstoppable...He was cool-headed and proud. A combat professional. Demon Lord fit him perfectly. Maybe the man was blessed by the goddess of war...He would ascertain the situation in an instant, and change the tide of battle. He was born for combat. It was no wonder they called him Demon Lord. That said, it was hell trying to keep up with him...It didn't matter where the battlefield was, the man had complete trust in his own powers. He was born for battle. A Demon Lord who struck down all opposition. He paid no heed to the troubles of those who flew with him...Before long, everyone had taken notice of him. More and more would show up to watch him go off on sortie. Mercenaries or maintenance crew, it didn't matter. People wanted to burn his image into their memories. Hell, they weren't the only ones."

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>>744179828
Dick or gtfo

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>>744185064
I did some requests already, and it's a tad long. Dubs pls.

>>744185163
do my short ones already

>>744184203
>>744182013

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Why are vocaroo getting targetted now?

>>744181612
This post is why

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>>744183655
i don't know what to do around here, i'm scared
>>744183702
oh i didn't notice that
:file deleted:

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>>744185364
https://vocaroo.com/i/s0bSMH9aispL

>>744185632
Who knows?

>>744185765
Well, just chat a little or request me to say something

>>744181686
but he is cool :(

>>744186036
Because someone claimed in this thread
all waifu claims will be spammed

>>744186036
You are pretty picky

i want to impregnate the banana poster

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rem, help my dog pls

>>744186036
"If y'all don't stop with the bananas, I'm gonna take them and shove them up your ass"

>>744179828
Joe-kun why do you hate me? I may not have a feminine penis, but all I want is to feel your love inside me Joe-kun.

(friend is gonna flip lol)

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>>744186216
What do you expect?

>>744187141
I'm more of a cat person

>>744187232
I have a feeling that if I say this, it will somehow be used against me.

>>744187303
*awkward sigh*
https://vocaroo.com/i/s1FUARS9HcM0

>>744187709
Fair enough.

>>744182646
they see me rollin'

"Traps are not gay. I did the math!"

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>>744188023
That's enough 4chan for you

>>744187709
Obedience and discipline

Ready for whatever
https://vocaroo.com/i/s0GwIETZ7yWu

Oh man, a new spammer. First Nevada and Angelic, now this guy?


How does Alice's dick taste?

>>744188495
I'm gay and I hate it

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>>744187854
Which anon are you?

>>744188028
But they are

>>744188192
Well, too bad.

>>744188495
Nice voice

>>744188584
Any reason why they do this?

>>744188584
who the fuck is alice? i just really really love this picture

>>744188776
I really really love this picture

>>744188495
"It's 5:45, you are listening to the Schlesische Funkstunde, brining you the newest songs from Poland"

he was b& lole

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>>744188735
pet me

i'm shy but i want to vocaroo something

>>744189971
no, alice fired the railgun and swept away his spam

"That's right my little girly boy, feel your aching dick throbbing in that little cage of yours as I punch your prostate with my cock"

>>744190070
you cannot delete that many posts

>>744190188
The Railgun of Aneki House can.

>>744190188
c:

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>>744190218

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>>744185674
>>744185674
nigga what?

>>744186036
I like your deep voice, its really cute lol

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>>744189975
*pat pat*
Good cat

>>744190066
https://vocaroo.com/i/s03teWRP40Yi

>>744190145
https://vocaroo.com/i/s1cjkB8786ex

>>744190549
ty <3

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>>744190770

>>744190820
should i watch re zero?

>>744190912
yes

>>744188495
anon pls, deliver

Say itamar hans Q8 im gonna molest you

>>744190820
https://vocaroo.com/i/s1cjkB8786ex
Thanks a bunch :3

Do you know when Revy will be back?

>>744190912
No

>>744191156
No problem

>>744191351
When Revy comes back, I'll ask her to make the thread.
>Rem

>>744191396
it'll get spammed the same as this one

>>744191351
she is deadeded

>>744191441
dont think so she is an alicefag

>>744191087
Pls

>>744191475
:(

>>744191520
im not either and im telling you right now
revys thread is gonna get spammed to shit

>>744191520
she is? since when :o

>>744191520
lmao you are fucking retarded alice just tried to save this thread it aint alice who is spamming you

>>744191703
She did? When? Fuck off

>>744191754
when she deployed the railgun and deleted 50% of the spam here lmao

>>744191782
Why are you so sure it was her?

>>744191703
t. alicefag

>>744191832
cuz shes done it before more than once and said she was going to do it in chat

>>744191703
nice try kermit

>>744191840
no clue what this means

>>744191703
is this you captaincuck?

>>744191868
not kermit but okay keep blaming the wrong person

>>744191862
Lol if you say so

>>744191898
keep tryin'

>>744191933
ask Revy if you need confirmation

>>744191862
>she
>>744191832
>her

>>744191983
This is Revy
Yes, the spam was deleted att Alice's request. No she did not approve of the spamming
There's like 2 or 3 people in her chat that are trying to keep this autism going. Just focus on those petty kids instead
Also im marrying Jack Spider because you people made me go crazy with your autism

>>744192146
>biological female
yes

Spicer*

>>744192200
it wasnt at Alice's request, the person spamming this thread wasn't angelic or nevada. Alice deployed the railgun and delete them herself

>>744192146
I say what they would like to hear because I have known them for so long, I have no real proof of anything. For all I know I'm talking to a dragon

>>744192200
Ah so I was right about it being Jack, he hinted at it elsewhere and called you crazy saying it was out of nowhere. Good luck with that lol, you're "1 of 3" to him currently.

>>744192261
You're delusional buddy. I was okay with you saying that it was a request but saying Alice is the one pulling the trigger is a fucking JOKE

>>744192220
trap in denial

>>744192261
Well I was the one doing the third round of spamming

-Nevada-tan

>>744192372
okay but we've seen it happen three times lmao

>>744192373
her nudes have been posted, including her cunt. you are the one in denial

>>744192372
tits pls

>>744192372
but she did. she literally was in chat, said "watch this" and then boom it was gone.

>>744192395
It hasn't been her hand each time, jackass. Learn to read between the lines since you can't read what is right in front of you.
>>744192495
xD

>>744192435
I do not those

>>744192372
I know the other 2. 1 of thems a dude. The other is his estranged wife.
Did he call me crazy? I've gotta go looking for it if he's gonna flatter me when I'm not around

>>744192573
Well, you can lead a horse to water, but you can't force it to drink I guess.

>>744192628
Ah so you do know a bit about him then. Weird. It wasn't his exact words but something along the lines yes and you won't find them. May I ask why? He says that you seem 'bloody serious' about it and it makes me wonder if you actually know all there is to him.

>>744192840
He's been telling me his exploits himself trying to scare me off
It's not working. I'm pretty fucked up myself so maybe it just works out.

>>744193034
I just hope you know what you're actually getting yourself into. The dude makes in a year what I do in a week(not that money should be a factor in such things, just something to think about) and it honestly scares me to think that sometimes. Oh and his general location. If being fucked up is the only attraction to him then why not someone who is closer and has more ties?

>>744193221
Ain't that he's fucked up. It's how he's fucked up.
Money is whatever. I'm dirt poor. Two dirt poor people making bad decisions was never of much consequence to anything

>>744193610
No that's what I meant which what I said in parentheses. I just don't want you making any mistakes is all, I guess I'm trying to look out for you.

>>744194571
I appreciate the concern
Unfortunately I'm dead set at doing something risky here. I promise I wont expect anyone here to pick up the pieces if it goes south

>>744194696
So is that what it is? Just wanting to do something risky? I guess you were right the other night in saying you were going to do something dumb lol
I didn't really want to say this but that last bit is really while I'm doing all of this tbh

Or rather saying

>>744194837
No. It's not about doing something risky. Lots of easier, more rewarding things that could give me a danger rush.
Is it so hard to imagine two fucked up people jiving with each other?

>>744195151
No not at all, I see that all around. Im tired and cant think of anything else that might change your mind for now. Guess Ill just end up watching and moving on.

Say- You believe that you've already won? We may have lost the sun, but we still have the moon!