N-New Celeb thread f-for fortunate m-men w-with b-beautiful c-celebrity m-mistresses t-to baysay th-those who don't...
I hate you bud. you give me a headache.
Leeeeegs
I need to go to sleep soon, unless I hear from my Jewess cousin.
Come on guys let's get lewd
Add me mileyworshipper
>>744169076
I'm somewhat interested in what you're claiming.
So please tell me what you know.
>>744169073
Fuck you. I have a stutter in real life.
>>744169144
This guy gets it.
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>>744169197
Hopefully you hear from her.
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>>744169144
F-Forgive m-me g-good sir; I-I know I-I-I don't deserve t-to have h-her b-but I-I p-promise t-to t-treat h-her well and k-keep h-her m-moderately s-safe...
>>744169204
I wanna feel the warm piss in my face
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>>744169224
You just ASSUME he doesn't have a stutter? Let's take down all stutterer monuments. Haha. Funny. Don't take this seriously.
>>744169337
Have who? You make no goddamn fucking sense. FUCK I HATE YOU
>>744169392
She could sit on my face all day long.
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>>744169394
Cute.
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>>744169224
P-Please f-forgive m-me g-good s-sir b-but d-do y-you have a-a beautiful c-celeb w-woman l-like V-Vic t-too; w-we m-might b-be a-almost c-cousins then...
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>>744169468
Cuuuuuute!
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>>744169410
S-Sorry g-good s-sir, m-my m-mistress i-is a-a beautiful c-celeb w-woman Victoria Justice...
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>>744169619
Oh fuck yes, more of this goddess!
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>>744169501
Show us more VJuice. I don't known what your getting at with the Jewish angle... My Jewess cousin might be related to her somehow. Dunno. I really don't care about the ancestry.com stuff.
I think I may have misinterpreted this waaaaaay bad
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>>744169665
why is she so perfect anon?
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>>744169730
If I got a year older, then so did my Jewess cousin. She's entering prime Jewess breeding/milking age.
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>>744169775
To whom is she speaking? Not Craig Ferguson, the Alphaest of Alphas.
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>>744169988
Leeeeeeeeeegs
>>744169736
Because she looks like a cute, innocent princess but deep inside she's a slut that loves cock. Just the way she looks into the camera...as if she was saying "I know that you all fap to me...and I love it!"
>>744169730
I know m-many m-men hate m-me b-because I-I p-possess her g-good s-sir; I-I'm u-used t-to it... I-I d-don't think th-they think w-well o-of the l-love sh-she h-has t-towards m-m-me as cumbersome t-to where they w-want t-t-to bury m-my r-remains a-after i-introducing m-me t-to several d-different a-ax and knife blades...
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>>744169619
moar please
she is like a living fuckdoll
>>744170038
I'm not gay. But I would fuck Mr. Bean. Not Rowan.
>>744169830
Those eyes just drive me insane.
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>>744170084
here you are friend
>>744169073
You must have been so excited to zip her up in that cloth...
>>744170075
You possess nothing but the mental capacity of a small child
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>>744170081
Oh fuck yes this is exactly what I mean.
"You want me to be your little princess for tonight? Too bad I'll bounce on your cock like a slut all night long instead."
>>744170221
Let's cum together
Kik Mileyworshipper
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>>744169241
Gosh I´d do her every day!!!
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>>744170111
Cute!
>>744169942
I fucking miss Craig Ferguson so much. him and Letterman both. both Craig even more so. shit I even miss Geoff. these newfags of late night talk are fuggin terrible.
>>744169241
Bae
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>>744170182
>killing me with my oral fetish
>>744170221
>killing me with my love for everything cute and girly
fuck
>>744169073
Man, she has absolutely no stage presence... looks like a 13 year old dancing in her bedroom.
>>744169343
Yeah, I know how you feel, brah...
>>744170280
Mileyworshipper add me
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>>744169394
If he stutters in real life, he won't pretend to do it online. He won't do it online. He hates it. Rational people who stutter do. It's more irritating to us (those who stutter) than those who we talk to. It's like going out to the local mall in a wheel chair and pretending like your legs don't work. Total shithead.
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>>744170356
kik for celeb chat: c4ctusjack
>>744170433
Cameron?
>>744170389
so innocent ahhh, i wonder if she even has a boyfriend
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>>744170437
Wew
>>744170536
Where is your sister?
>>744170437
Fuck, I'd do anything for her pink, soft lips.
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>>744170495
Shes fucking a forty something year old director so yeah she has a bf
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>>744170333
Craig was a master. Him interviewing Milana would have been amazing.
I miss Dave, too. They both loved to fuck with the network.
Craig would've talked to me about my Jewess cousin, even. I wouldn't be drunk or ask for an alcoholic drink on his show, of course.
>>744170487
Logging off. Don't call me out by name fucker.
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>>744170650
Such a beauty
>>744170678
kek thought that was you
>pic related
SHUT IT DOWN
>>744170206
I-I c-can't i-imagine a-all th-the h-hate th-that th-the m-men wh-who a-are s-stuck i-in an older a-age m-must f-feel t-towards m-me, knowing th-th-they n-no l-longer h-have a-a chance t-to g-get a-a young a-and f-fresh b-beautiful w-woman an-anymore, m-much l-less a-a w-world cl-class beauty l-like Victoria...
>>744170661
Tongue!
>>744170433
Good grief. I didn't mean anything by it. I don't even know what you are trying to say (not because you stutter). Jokes are jokes.
>>744170702
that it for dove from me, only got webms and I cant be fucked sorting through
>>744170739
you... you understand these are two entirely different females right?
>>744169073
I don't get the whole stutter fag rp thing yall do around here fam
>>744170702
How tall is she? She looks really short here. I love it.
>>744170902
157
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>>744170868
Im aware. Not a fan of elle or something?
>>744170954
Hnnnngggg
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>>744170870
I tell myself it's just one anon doing it. It's weird, unlike me talking about my Jewess cousin.
>>744170957
I need her.
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>>744171031
not particularly
>>744171044
Smirkfu is also appealing to the eyes
>>744171156
Natalie should dom and break Maisie
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>>744171086
I understand. Dibs on her mouf, tho. Unless you just wanted to cuddle her between us. But still. Dibs on mouf.
>>744171215
I would be ok with this
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>>744171303
Force Arya to eat her cunt
Dan is a lucky man to have fucked over all these teen nick girls
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>>744171330
who?
>>744171221
What do you want her mouth for?
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>>744171303
I'd bet that there's a lot of bullying going on in Hollywoo
WEW
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>>744171442
Lookit them long legs!
>>744171420
Who? Emma? Or my Jewess cousin?
Yes.
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>>744171556
Mouf!
>>744171480
That thumbnail makes it look like she's got a giant head or a very fat neck.
>>744170356
That's not a fetish
>>744171666
Ignore this one. I have zero plans to corrupt you and make you my slaves. Don't believe otherwise. Also isn't that Kate Upton some sort of thing? Right?
>>744171770
Thumbnail looks like she has tiny hands.
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>>744171910
mouf again.
Sorry. This is supposed to be scary somehow.
>>744171742
Well when a girl could almost make me cum by drooling spit from her wet tongue into my mouth I guess I'd call that a fetish.
>>744170661
oh yeah I forget sometimes that he used to be a raging alcoholic. he was the best. another really good thing about him is he is super patriotic and takes huge pride in being an American. pretty sure he's got part of the constitution tattooed on him. he was just great and I miss him ;_;
I have no idea what these webms are
>>744171985
I'm being unfair; I know. Sorry scary movie makers!
>>744172043
really cool thing *
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>>744172166
>goddess Dove wearing pigtails and acting slutty
MY FUCKING DICK
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>>744172043
I love that Craig loves The USA so much. And I love that he got over his not only alcoholism but his drug addiction. I didn't know that about him having a tattoo of the constitution. I remember him talking about becoming naturalized. He's a bloody genius.
Also, Milana is the cutest Jewess.
Back to Non-Jewesses.
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>>744172450
Meanwhile I'm still drunk at 9:30 in the morning.
And nobody wants to talk about my Jewess cousin.
>>744172450
hell yeah man he was awesome. he IS awesome, just sucks we can't see him every night anymore. and yeah lol by the stories he used to tell about his drug days, it sounds like he was an absolute madman when he was fucked up. and yes Milana is great. so thick with such a qt face
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>>744172560
What a fucking slut. Perfect.
>>744172686
Makes me so fucking hard every time.
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>>744172644
also what's your jewess cousin look like?
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>>744172654
Some of his monologues, he talks about being a drug addict/alcoholic. Makes me wanna quit drinking sometimes.
I love Milana, too.
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>>744170870
F-F-Forgive m-me g-good s-sirs; I-I know I'm a misfit and t-took V-Vic away f-from the r-rightful d-due t-the alphas h-have t-to claim a-and t-try a-and woo h-her... I-I know I-I d-deserve e-every f-fist s-strike th-they g-give m-me when th-they c-can f-find m-me o-outside... W-Will y-you p-please f-forgive m-me for stealing this girl's heart?...
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>>744172820
I knew that was coming. Brown hair (used to be golden when we were kids) brown eyes. Deep brown eyes. Get lost in 'em brown eyes. Slim body. She was a ballerina. Might still be; I don't remember.
She's a nice little thing if you wanna know.
>>744169073
How is possible for someone like her to NOT have tits? This is a crime against humanity.
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>>744173133
Leeeeegs
What about some tongues?
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>>744173365
I love moufs. Tongues are in the mouf.
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>>744173480
My Jewess cousin and I haven't seen each other for about half a year.
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>>744169073
God these celeb threads would be so much better without this fucking autist OP. I really hope you either get laid soon or someone puts you out of your misery.
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>>744173596
>not posting the best Joan of Arc
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>>744173333
Chloe has an amazing tongue
JJ too
>>744170822
I don't even.. what? You're an idiot
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>>744173730
Sans OP we wouldn't have a celeb thread. I respect that you don't understand. You want everything to be perfect. So shut up.
>>744174077
I had a birthday two days ago. I hate birthdays.
>>744174237
Leeeeeeeeeegs again