State you're job, salary, and age. I'll start >Sous

>30
>Project Accountant
>56-60K

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>NEET
>$0
>25

>None (lost job in Feb ;_;)
>trash tier UK benefits
>30

>Assistant Manager at Aldi
>€35000 per year
>Age 18

well meme'd, anon

>>744165249
I am job, salary and age

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>>744166063

>22
>construction
>45k

>>744165249
you are truly something of disgust,
you are so desperate to NOT acknowledge that you are fucking frycook ( identical to a burger flipper, ditch digger etc. ) that you insult and pilfer the term " Sous Chef " and apply it to your position at a shit chicken chain ?
you are lazy as fuck with no drive for self improvement. get out and take your life FAIL with you .

>Drug Dealer
>usally 600-800 a day
>29

>>744165249
>Signal maintainer for a major rail road in the north east.

>41 an hour plus plenty of OT

>35 years old

AMA

>22
>Videogame Support
>$12/hr; Overtime bumps you up to $18/hr

>>744166312
I have more respect for this poisonous parasite then I do for OP.

>>744166312
Liar, post drugs with time stamp. Also what kind of drugs? And how much is profit? About 1/2?

I work for free as 26yo. Then I will work retail until my parents die so I can kill myself.

23
Gas Jockey
$11/h

>>744165249
>sous chef
kek

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>Security officer
>14.75/hr
>24

ups
$13/hr
38

>>744165987
lies

Manufacturer / Machinist
$15/hr
20

>>744166251
So much butthurt for such an old joke thread.

>>744166430
sweet! Howd you end up working free?

plant operator
$250K
42

Welder
$28/h
23

>>744165249
You aren't a Sous Chef you are a chicken flipper.

>>744166544
You need to live in second world country first.

>>744166570
So you "operate" trees and bushes and grass and stuff?

>23
>ROV tech
>400/day (21/21 rotation)

>27
>Twitch partner
>$3k

Brazilian Jiujitsu instructor, school owner
38yo
140k/year

>Grill Slave at Waffle House
>47,175.75 a year
>34 year old walking disappointment

Med Tech
$21/h
22

Truck driver
$130,000
37

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>36
>oz lawyerfag
>160k pa

27
Firefighter/EMT
$42k/yr

Own my own HVAC/refrigeration LLC. This year is my 2nd summer i went up to 119k from 60k last summer.
27

Pricing Coordinator
$60-$65k
42

>>744165249
>37 years old
>fast food worker
Let me guess, you want 15 bucks an hour too right op? fucking loser

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>>744166537
so stupid for not getting the irony , you faglord

>>744166807
Well done mate. Now remember to invest your shit and protect your assets.

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>>744166876

IT Help Desk
21k/year
26

> Graphic User Interface Designer
> 33.600 € / year
> 28 years old

>>744166782
All that study and you barely earn more than a truck driver LOL

>>744166881
Thanks homie. A lot of fuckin hardwork in the heat. Plus i paid 4 guys between 10.50 to 14.50 an hour to help. I want to buy an apartment complex and start getting into that. I thought it'd be easier but to build a simple 12 unit complex i need 1.5million up front :( so buying a shitty one through a bank and upgrading seems to be the best route.

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>>744166876
Quite the master baiter I see.

artist assistant
$20/hr and OT out the ass
21 years young

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>>744166955
<========<< you

Payroll Administrator
29
$30,500 a year, also sell enough weed to have a bit of coin on hand for spending cash.

>>744166251
lul triggered kiddo

>security
>19.15 per hour
>32

>>744167077
>>744166955
wow , you two fags really are new aren't you .

>>744165249
My sou gets 75k a year, the fuck you doing?

>>744167101
I should also note I only work 20-25 hours a week, and the free time is fkn amazing

>34
>disability/welfare
>400 a month

>Freelance journalist
>around € 40,000
>28

Mechanic/tyre fitter
50k
21

>it admin at a company that produces parts for cars
>€40k per year
>23

>>744167052
Yep. Property is usually a good bet - as they say; they are not making more land.

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>>744166616

>>744166457
Where at?

>>744166616
lol
shit god damn it , lost

>Network Administrator
>$70-75k
> 34

>>744167186
>purposely replies something retarded about an old pasta
>someone calls him out
>they must be newfags!

>Security guard at an embassy
>$18,57 per hour
>21 yo

>>744167030
And yet I still don't have to spend the majority of my life driving a truck until the diabeetus finally takes me from my pathetic existence. Hmm.

>>744166680
eddie mf bravo comes on /b

can't say i'm surprised though

SharePoint Developer.
105K
39

>>744166752
those hemorrhoids and bottles of piss are worth it?

>>744166342
How do you even get that sort of job?

>>744167418
Yeah I know it's decent money but I've yet to see a truck driver that was in good health.

>>744167052
so become a slumlord basically

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>>744167382
no you stupid mother fuckers
what was posted in response is fucking OLDER the shit OP posted ..the only thing that was changed what the word " sous chef"
this pasta is as old as fucking 4chan ..
god damn go back to fucking reddit you cancerous fucks.

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>>744167098
Why are you so angry?
Just admit you are 14 and retarded.

>>744166342
hw u spen ur moneies??

>>744167574
So let me get this straight. You post a shit pasta in a shit pasta thread? And im the cancerous fuck?

>>744167574
You seem upset Ryan.

>>744166363

Why the fuck did you feel the need to illustrate what time and a half is?

>>744167574

youve been on here, what..
3 years, max?

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>>744167611
shitty bait is shitty

>>744167538
Can't be fun and I assume that it takes a huge toll on health and home life. Still; the money looks good.

>Graphic Designer / Marketing dude
> $47,500
> 23

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>>744165249
>Allied Universal Security
>$11.00 per hour
>26 years old

All i do is sit on my ass for 8 hours

>Tech Support
>24
>25/hr

>>744167697
His mom got him his iPad when he was 11. He is an oldfag now.

>>744165249
> Debt Collection.
> Around 1950 Dollars a month.
> 19 Years old, soon 20.

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>>744167697
wow you suck at trolling also ..

>>744165249

> Unarmed Security
> $12.00/hr
> 32

Some days I think about how much it sucks because I feel like I had to start completely over; most days though, I really like that I don't have to justify bullshit competencies and goals to asshole managers who have politicked their way into their job and aren't effective at it.

>>744165249
>48
>225k/yr and ~200k/yr bonus (spread over three years but been there six)
>IT Exec at giant bank

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>>744167886
This is from when you grew your first pube. You remember how exciting that was?
Imagine how exciting it will be for you to admit you are retarded.

>Bartender
>~55k/yr
>26

>>744167886
whos trolling?

>>744168005
Glad I found someone older than me.

>>744167991
Same.

Where are you contracted at?

Im at a call center

>>744165249
>Event specialist
>15K
>24

>>744167219
i hate people on welfare

>>744168232

I work most shift at a racing suspension factory and a charity warehouse with the occasional nightclub and bar here and there, mostly just the two sites though - literally sitting on my ass, patrolling once and hour, and doing nothing else.

>>744168304
yeah?

we dont care

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itt: anons to stupid to see the trolls

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Dive master on a tourist catamaran
About 9/hr, but I live in Caribbean paradise

>>744167443
Not eddie.

>>744167052
IT exec guy from above here, start with single family homes. I have three and will be buying two more next year if all goes right, with those five when they're paid off I'll have replaced my salary for the most part. Plus with all that equity if I want to move to an apt building, which I've definitely thought about, I'll have the capital/collateral to be able to have the conversation.

Much easier to use leverage with single family units starting out if you don't have the big nut (the down payment on that 1.5MM) from something else..

>>744168418
thatd be cool, but i dont Do open water.

medical doctor - about 90k last financial year with a bugger load of overtime. 2nd yr out of med school

>>744168477
AUD$

>>744167886
>>744168007

>these fuckin guys lol

>>744166416
Not the one who posted but the profit depends on how much weight you buy... but it's around 3/4 sometimes a bit less

>>744165249
95k base
IT Network Engineer for Utilities Industry
23 years old

>>744168418
24

>>744168477
how long were you in college for?
10 years?

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Produce Manager for grocery chain
37k
27

4th worst company in the US to work for, looking to move, suggestions?

>>744165249
>Healthcare Security Shift Supervisor & Lottery Security
>15$/hr
>24

>>744168335
Literally all I do is sit on my ass and browse 4chan. I work graveyard shift and i am the only fucker there at night. My only fear is the cameras catching me taking hourly smoke breaks or looking at porn

part time + govt. cash
>12,50€
>37 years young

>>744166251
>taking the bait when it's not even bait

>carpenter apprentice
>$13/hr
>20

>>744168526
6.5 undergrad, 4yrs med school, now currently back doing a masters, then another masters after it then plan on doing a phd

>>744166461

Bet you have incredible benefits

>Gatorade shill
>47,500
>23

Guys do you even know how important electrolytes are?

>>744168569
Wow lot of securty guards.

I was in the army before i got hired.

That was.

US Army Sgt.
1200 every two weeks

>retail clerk
>$13/h
>CA
>Cant afford rent

>>744168641
see, i mean good on You for all that but i just cant see dedicating a big chunk of my life to All that school.

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>>744168007
>>744167678
>>744167671
>>744167611
>>744167077

all of you need to get the fuck off here and go back reddit or gaia , WoW or where ever the fuck you came from , in fact go complain about the new season of rick and morty you useless shit for brains weaboo's .

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>>744166342

Taht's funny, im a switchman for the national french railroad compagny. I know what you feel. Anyway, im paid very less.

> switchman (for trains)
> 25
> 22-23k euros / year

AMA

>>744168782
I didn't either when I left highschool. But in saying that, I wouldnt want to be doing anything else with my life now. It becomes a lifestyle. Turned 31 this year btw lol

>>744167534
seconding this

>Contract IT Technical Project Manager
>Between $120 and $150 an hour (~$360k last financial year)
>30

>>744168785
Rick and Morty is equal to American Dad.

Season 3 is the worst season so far.

inventory auditing supervisor

12.50-13.50/hr

31

>>744168767
>retail clerk
>$13/h
>CA
>Cant afford rent
>30

sry /b/ i messed up. im just morning drinking right now before work

>>744168894
shit dude, so, How much longer until you get to your goals.
the masters degrees n stuff?

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>>744168785
You seem to be getting increasingly upset my friend.

>>744169019
Another decade

>>744168996
yes!
morning drinking

>>744169019
the current masters is just to keep my brain ticking whilst I wait to start my other masters (costs 20k out of pocked). 5-6ish yrs until i become a consultant.

>>744169088
dammit, man! well you should be all set by then.
you gotta family yet?

>>744165249
>Hospital x-ray tech
>$28/hr, plus nighttime and weekend differentials--on the right day or a holiday I can make well over $45/hr
>36

Process operator
27.58/h
88k per year
30 yo

>Development Quality Assurance
>£18.5k
>25

>>744169099
nice dubs bro. its the only way i can deal with the pretentious liberal commie hippy Bernie bro that thinks everything should be free

>>744165249
>primary school teacher
>38k€ or 45k$ / year after tax
>33

I got screwed over by the Army. I was told i could get 80k salary jobs from Raytheon and when i appied i was not qualified. Went from being a Sgt in 6-52 Ada to discharged in 1 week. Moral of the Story dont drink soju and dont trust the Military.

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>>744169230
Ever had sex with a kid?

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>>744169099
>>744169210

shit messed up again. suppose to post this image for your dubs.

MSP Systems Admin
19.50 hr
30 years old

>>744165249
Customer Advocate at Blue Cross and Blue Shield
$11.94/HR
19 years young.

>>744169283
Damn son!
No!

>>744165249
student on centrelink
like 7.50 an hour

>>744169210
back atcha, nice dubs!

yeah, that stuff Always looks great on paper but its just Not gonna happen.

>>744169175
I thought about getting into that, though I'm nervous after a buddy of mine in the same field got radiation poisoning somehow.

How many years of schooling was that? Was tuition expensive?

Grave digger/excavation
23 d/h
23 years.

>Electrician
>2950 EUR/Month
>22

>>744169387
I bring that up because i was a sub for a middle school. Some reason a lot of slutty girls offered sexual favors for good grades. Once pity fucked a 14yo.

>>744168944

US or elsewhere?

120-150 is a lot for project mgr here in the states, props to you if you're getting it. I hire loads of them and we're paying 80-100, you start getting over 100/hr and you get the finance stink eye.

>>744169525
did your buddy die?

>>744169246
You fucked up

>>744169437
its even worst when they "work" but in order to keep their standard of living they have mommy and daddy foot the bill. they work part time and go to college for a useless art degree thinking they will break into the art world and be the next big thing

>>744169600
Yep. Still have the highest bah recorded at Osan Air Base with .640

>>744169629
yeah, a lot of artists are Beyond pretentious, i get that.
ive seen a lot if kids go to school,like fuckin prestigious ones...and they waste 4 years of college and..idunno, how much is tuition for 4 years?

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>>744169246
You applied for a job without the qualifications for said job?

30
Braking engineer
$60k/yr

>>744169525
I used to work with patriot missle system radars.

I am now sterile from the radiation

>>744169579
Australia (I get paid in dollerydoos).
It's above average for my field because I go to places/work for organisations that people don't normally want to. Ex-Navy so I can deal with a lot of bullshit/remote places.

Some HR/Finance places don't like paying what they do, but I'm not afraid to walk away.

>>744169778
45k or something. they also like to riot and cause trouble for the local business. most people I know just want to work and not deal with their hurt feelings and self white hate.

> Firefighter Paramedic
> $25.65 an hour
> 23 years old.

>>744169797
Quailication was 4 years patriot missle system experience and secert security clearance. I think the Army had a lot to do with not getting the job.

>>744169551
Well my kids are between 6 and 10.
...I am glad I don't have to work with slutty 14yo.
>would/10

Solutions Developer dumb way of saying software developer
75k/yr
24

> Practice MLB for Green Bay Packers
> $6,000 a week-ish
> 22

Kill me.

CTO
44
$300,000 - $500,000 depending on bonus and dividends.

>Amusement park warehouse
>10.15/hr
>23

>>744167418
Difference is, I'm not bullshitting about my job

>>744167538
I train for triathlons when I'm not driving so I must be the exception

Not me but a roomate's job

Janitor for gas station
17yo
8.00/h
Almost daily he comes home covered in feces and ruined uniforms.

I exploit him by telling him he needs to pay 600.00 rent when rent is 390.00. He barely gets 5 hours a day.

I dont live well but

>>744166342
So who in your family got you in? Nepotism is rampant in those sorts of jobs.

I live in a poor state so in ither states people literally make twice as much for the same job:

Substation Technician
80-110k a yr dependibg in overtime
Top notch bennies
30 yrs old

29
Third Shift Warehouse Manager
18.00 an hour, 56 hours a week
After medical and stuff I usually take in about 795-800 a week. I live in NYC metro though so I am pretty poor.

>>744165249
County Employee
56+
38

Light rail operator
$32/hr
25

>>744169551
what kind of ghetto school was this where the rules dont matter anymore

>>744170450
Ga ghetto

Only 30 graduated from to the 9th grade

>>744167443
It's probably the flat earth guy Eric dubai

>>744165249
> 23
> CompSci PhD
> 25k

>>744165249
sous chef? bitch you heat up chicken patties

>>744165249
>years young
Are you afraid of aging op?
23
Funerary house
7$ per hour plus commissions for treating the bodies

>>744170729
>years young.

Tfw he thinks being over 25yo is old.

>middleware developer
>20k a year
>living in Cocalombia so it's a good amount of money

>>744170880
also 27

>Math PhD student
>$32k a year
>27

>>744169525
School was 2 years, 40 hours/week, so it was like a fulltime job. Cost me like, $1800/semester.

As for occupational radiation exposure, there are a lot of regulations to limit or eliminate it altogether. Diagnostic x-rays are a very, very small amount of radiation anyway.

>>744167257
>Not making more land

Tell that to the Chinese

>Cutting machine operator
>36h/week
>€35k
>23

>>744171759
Sup under aged fag

>Diesel Mechanic
>15/hr
>20 years of age
Commissions bonuses etc

>>744170985
how is that a job

>23
>Part time baker
>$12.50/hour
currently in college for plumbing

>>744165249
>professional fluffer
>$150 a fluff and all the coke i want
>15 years old

>memeologist
>$3.50hr
>23

>pirate
>$43,000/$63,000yr
>43

>Security Officer at behavioral facility
>11.40/hr
>21

>>744166651
$3k a month or year?

>>744170530
pity fuck was a black girl hitting on you?

>>744165249
Caregiver(I don't know a technical name for it. I go to the houses of old people and do the medicine and such they can't, shower them, whipe them, that thing)

I get 13 an hour, though next month it goes up to 14.

19 years old

>>744173981
A day dumbass.

>Cook, asian restaurant
>8$/hr
>18

>Advanced Process Controls Engineer
>$84,000/yr
>25

2nd shift technical ops for a hospital system of over 34k employees + 30k non employees who use our EMR/systems
>$25/hr+quite a bit of OT
>29

>>744165249
Software engineering and communications student
No job
35

>>744165249
>cook
>$12/hr + ot/benefits
>21

bretty gud tbh

>>744166491
Why? Guy I work with is 19 and assistant manager at fast food chain. Shit Aldi job is no different.

>>744165249
Oh shit, you got another job. Great work!

>java developer
>82k salary and benies
>26

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These threads are made so that the FBI can have a database on you. They take this information and cross reference it with your IP address so that later on should they have to van you and they come looking, they can single you out if you're not alone in your home or wherever.

>27
>Consultant
>44k euros

>>744177003
my job is on my facebook and linkedin so who cares, also I am on a vpn so cia niggers can't fuck with me

>>744177175
But seriously, EVERYONE should be using VPN these days.

36 NYC union electrician $56 hr -100k a year. Not a bad living

Currently
>Overnight Stocker at Wal-mart
>10.70 an hour
>26

Starting Wednesday
>Overnight Suppoer Manager at Wal-mart
>15.50 an hour'
>26

Moving up

>>744177175
He means, that the FBI has a backdoor to this site and a lot of people post shady material. Then come to this thread and out themselves. No longer Anons.

>>744177232
yeah comcast wants 50 bucks a month to not sell my data, when a vpn costs less than that for a year. Pirate worry free and go on 4chan on work wifi. i love my vpn

>>744177315
yeah bs lol

>>744168100
>older
Indeed. (43)

>>744165249
software engineer
110k
31

>>744165249
Unemployed, lost job in June. Doing odd jobs till something comes.

$0

29

>logistics/warehouse management for a company that provides aid to disabled people
>about 2k a month
>31

only been in the job for two months and it's stressful as hell, but it's for a good cause i guess.

>>744168944
More like 50-70 ... I'll call bullshit

>Trader and tech entrepreneur
> 12k profits in trading ytd
> Launch new app last week, profit tbd
>22

>>744177618
I knew contractors who worked on systems for electric companies (Oracle CC&B) and meter systems who made that easily

>>744168556
Winn dicks-me?

>bank teller
>$9.50 an hour
>19

>>744177663
good luck with your app
i made good money running a business doing that a few years ago, but couldn't compete once the top companies started spending mega millions on ads and had to shut down
it's a rough market to be in these days

>>744177760
Fresh Market

>>744177804
how difficult would it be for someone in your position to steal money from the bank or their customers?

>>744165249
Wendys Food specialist
>the entire US treasury
>45
Why do you even live chicfilafag?

>>744177663
how much are you trading with?
how stable/predictable is your trading income?
i've got money lying around in the bank and wondering if that's something i should get into

>>744177885
Its a niche file encryption app, basically automates all the encryption stuff and you can store the file anywhere you want and its not password based whatsoever, but rather device based.

any advice on marketing strategies?

>>744167689
because neets and underage fags probably don't even know what overtime is.