YOGA PANTS SHOULD HAVE AN AGE LIMIT TO WHO CAN PURCHASE AND WEAR

At least it's better than the grandmas that wear them.

>>744112486
OK SEE, NOW WE'RE WORKING

A GLOBAL AGE LIMIT ONLY 18-40 CAN WEAR THEM

IF 40 IS TOO HIGH WE CAN NEGOTIATE

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let's not forget weight limit here

>>744112884
OK SEE WE JUST NEEDED A COUNCIL.

>OFFICIAL LEGGINGS COMPATABILITY GOVERNMENT REGULATED CHART STANDARDS *FDA PATENT PENDING*
>AGES 18-40
>WEIGHT UNDER 209

could we raise the latter age? I don't mind women in their 40s tbh. motion to put the cutoff at 50?

>>744114341
MOTION IN CONCIDERATION

WHY AM I SHOUTING?

>>744114548
MOTION HAS PASSED

***UPDATED***
OFFICIAL LEGGINGS COMPATABILITY GOVERNMENT REGULATED CHART STANDARDS *FDA APPROVED
>ages 18-50
>weight under 209

LOUD NOISES

>>744114587
MY CAPITAL LOCK IS BROKEN SORRY>>744114653

>>744112209
Preach anon. Same things go with crop tops. Especially tube tops. You may as well be 13 with only a bra on

>>744114763
MOTION SHOULD HAVE BEEN CONSIDERED FROM THE GET GO, GOOD WORK ANON

CROPTOPS AND TUBE TOPS ARE NOW FALLING INTO THE SAME CATAGORIE WEIGHT-WISE AND AGE-WISE BUT THE AGE WILL BE LOWERED TO GO BREAST SAGGING AROUND 50

**UPDATED**
OFFICIAL LEGGINGS COMPATABILITY GOVERNMENT REGULATED CHART STANDARDS / TUBE TOP ACT OF 2017 *FDA APPROVED*
>tube top ages 18-30
>tube top weight under 209
>leggings ages 18-50
>leggings weight under 209

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motion to lower the weight as well.

God speed op. We need to bring this to Congress. We should have proof of our beliefs though. Like getting a young girl dressed like that and a young boy in something similar. Show that both sides help pedophiles overcome themselves and eventually rape little kids.

>>744115447
I WAS WAITING THANK YOU

WEIGHT LOWERED ON BOTH APPERALS

NOBODY ABOVE THE WEIGHT OF 185 CAN BE SEEN WEARING LEGGINGS OR A TUBE TOP.

>>744115543
SPEAK WITHOUT TONGUE IN CHEEK, ROMAN.

>>744115007
I, as an representative of an eurofag country: The high-as-fuck-lands, came to remind thy, OP. That, the thing that must not be forgotten, is Europe. Through Europian standards these laws must be enacted the same. The EU shall, on my account, agree to these utmost important sentances. They shall be enacted as an universal law across the lands of Europian supreme races, cultures and languages. But first and foremost: they shall rule in every Europian nation. Let the metric adjustmenst begin!

>>744112884
lmao. This +100

>>744115888
THE EUROPEAN TRIPS DEMAND NOTHING BUT THE UNITED STATES COMPLIANCE, I ACCEPT.

THE EU LEG/TIT TREATY OF 2017 IS UNDERWAY, BEGIN THE MEASUREMENT CONVERSIONS

>>744112209
Stop sexualizing children you pedo. Ez

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I feel like the weight thing should be altered slightly, based more on a slider of height. Some girls can be pretty tall and still look good above 185#

>>744116489
AS ACTING MANAGER OF UNITED STATES ANTI-CHILDREN-CLOTHING-LAWS I WOULD LIKE SOMEONE TO TAKE MY PLACE AS I WOULD LIKE TO RESIGN DUE TO MY FINGERS HURTING AND DUE TO THE EXCESISSIVE MATH THIS JOB IS ENTITLED TO.

CAN SOMEONE BREAK THEIR CAPITAL LOCK AS IS MINE AND TAKE OVER, I WOULD GREATLY APPRECIATE

-US SENETOR OF CHILDREN APPERAL SIGNING OFF

>>744116784
and to think we were making such progress. you have a duty, sir.

IT IS I, THE NEW UNITED STATES CLOTHING ENFORCMENT OFFICER.

ALL TUBE TOP AND LEGGINGS BANS HAVE BEEN LIFTED, UNITED STATES WILL BE A PEDOPHELIC STATE, AND WE ARE NOT ON BOARD WITH THE OPRESSION THAT THE EUROPEAN NATION HAS PUT IT'S WOMEN UNDER

>>744116489
https://www.rush.edu/health-wellness/quick-guides/what-is-a-healthy-weight
the chart on this page seems to be a good one to go by.

>>744117245
WHO AUTHORIZED YOU, SIR?! MOTION TO DETHRONE THE IMPOSTOR!

>>744112209

FUCK OFF AND DIE, THANKS

>>744117397
NO SECONDS ARE HEARD THE MOTION FAILS

HELLO IT LOOKS AS IF MY RESIGNATION WAS FAKED, THAT WAS NOT I. ALTHOUGH IT HAD MTY SIGNATURE CAPITAL LOCK WRITTEN ALL OVER IT, I REPEAT THAT WAS NOT I

THE LAW HAS BEEN REVERSED AGAIN AND NOW NO WOMEN ARE ALLOWED TO WEAR LEGGINGS OR TUBE TOPS

COMPELTE;Y BANNED

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I TOO, AM YELLING

>>744117891
thank god you're back, sir. everything has gone to shit in your absence.

>>744118161
PLEASURE TO BE BACK KERNAL.

What about the lummoxes who are so huge they cant even move, do we put in just a general weigh limit or let them kill themselves? your call sir, i trust your judgement.

>>744112209
Ffs how you going to talk like ur 50 but think nothing like an oldfag? Neck urself already op

>>744118719
THE UNITED STATES WILL URGE THE EUROPEAN STATES TO FOLLOW IT'S NEWEST AND MOST CONTROVERSIAL LAW

ANY WOMAN ABOVE 222 POUNDS MUST BE SHOT ON SIGHT, THAT IS ALL

mr president, mr president? a question?? please?!

>>744118903
seconded

>>744118903
sir with this new law what will we do with all the extra blubber? and what if the women are more thick than fat? on second thought i suggest a body fat limit rather than a weight limit. yet again your call sir.

>>744119381
FINE WORK COLONEL, I AGREE COMPLETELY. ONLY PEOPLE WHO ARE DEEMED FAT BASTARDS CAN BE SHOT ON SIGHT, THICK LATINAS ARE SAFE FOR NOW

I PUSH OUR ASIAN COLLEAGUES TO HAVE THE BLUBBER MADE EADIBLE AND SOLD ON THE MARKET?

MAY I SPEAK WITH THE CHINESE AMBASSADOR PLEASE ARE YOU IN HERE?

Someborry say dey want ro Spreak with me? Herro?

>>744119812
PLEASURE TO HAVE YOU SIR, PLEASE HAVE A SEAT

>>744112209
>taking motion to create an actual fashion police
OP is a homosexual

>>744119991
permission to take the shot mr president

>>744120107
GRANTED

sent via telecom

>>744119991
>calling OP gay because he's making a system to stop fat chicks from wearing certain clothes
Anon is a chubby chaser

>>744120160
>making it his duty to protect the president chief of fashion squad from all toxic anons
Anon is my most trusted bodyguards

I AM KIM JUNG FUK AND I DECLARE WAR ON THE U.S SOON EVERYONE WILL WEAR THE STRETCHY STRETCHY YOGA PANTS!

>>744120135
Sir this is the colonial speaking, fat chicks have gotten word that we are debating these matters and we might have to go effective immediately if we want to combat them. They're planning to raid all the lard and blubber factories once they are established.

>>744120466
i try

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SOON

Sir we have eyes on KIM JUNG FUK and are ready to stop him whenever you give the word

>>744120626
ABORT COLONEL, I REPEAT ABORT YOUR STATION IN KOREA I HAVE WORTH KIM JUNG FUK IS PLANNING A YOGA PANTS MASSACRE

HELLO COLONEL

ARE YOU THERE
*walkie talki loses reception as i shed a single presidential tear*

" Colonel? " i say, one last time in a raspy soft voice.

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>>744120160
Well then, in that case I would like to lower the weight to 160, just to prove that I love natural selection

>>744120820
ABSOLUTELY GRANTED

sent via pigeon

YES...YES...IT IS ALL GOING ACCORDING TO PLAN

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YOU ARE TOO LATE. EVEN IF I DIE MY FOLLOWERS WILL STRIKE AT THE HEART OF THE U.S AND EVERYONE WILL WEAR YOGA PANTS

>>744120895
Sir its me, i barely escaped with my life, the operation they have is enormous, its gonna take a lot to stop them and i hope were ready

>>744112209
You're totally right. And since you can buy these online, you should have to sign an agreement confirming your age. Just like how it works for 18+ content, which has a 100% success rate.

HLELO ITS THE PRESIDENT I AM GAY

>>744112622
I say 35.

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WE HAVE ATTACKED AT THE HEART OF THE U.S WITH SHITTY KOREAN POP SONGS AND SOON ALL THE CHILDREN WILL WEAR REVELING CLOTHES

I REQUEST THAT SOMEONE SCREENCAP THIS THREAD
I AM NOT THE PRESIDENT JUST A HUMBLE PATRIOT

>>744121588
you fucking ANIMAL.

>>744122159
Colonial speaking i have it open on both my phone and computer. pick your poison.

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WE HAVE WON. THE THREAD IS DED AND I KIM JUNG FUK AM THE NEW LEADER OF THE WORLD

weight under 170 you fat fuck

>>744122367
*AS I COUGH UP YOGA PANTS FABRIC*

YOU WIN THIS TIME JIM KONG FUK...
*president of the us fashion comittee bleeding to death on the floor*

*muster up my final words*

MY COLONEL, WHERE IS MY BELOVED KERNAL

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HE CAN NO LONGE-

>>744122688
>sniper shot blows through the window taking JIM BONG CUCKs head with it
>the colonial bursts into the room and cradles based caps bro
sir are you going to be ok?

>>744122688
_an enemy has been slain_

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THE EMPOROR IS DED

>>744122892
*I REST THE BACK OF MY HAND ON MY COLONELS FACE*

"SUCH A WARM TOUCH TO A COLD RIGID MAN" I SAY WITH A CHUCKLE

HIS ARMS CRADDLING ME AS IF I WAS SOME SORT OF A BABY, TO THINK ME... A PRESIDENT OF THE FASHION COMITTE WOULD BE HELD SO COMFORTINGLY BY MY TRUSTY FORCE. I FEEL HIS GRIP TIGHTEN ON ME AS HE STRINTS THROUGH THE BROKEN SHARDS AND WINDOW RUBBLE

"I THINK I'LL BE JUST FINE ... CAPTAIN ;) " I SAY AS I LAY LIMP APPLYING PRESSURE TO MY WOUND INFLICIED BY SUM TING KIM JONG WON UN

Blue Oyster Cult - Don't Fear The Reaper plays and the credits roll.

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jobs done men, we can go home to a safely covered up america

>>744123169
>and so based caps bro, the captain and all other anons that helped passed the new world order plunging the world into a new age of fat booties and technology that wouldnt have been possible if it werent for the bravery and determination of these men

>>744123718
Blue Oyster Cult - Don't Fear The Reaper fades and credits stop rolling

A BRIEF 6 second scene is shown with colenal captain anon and "deceased" kim kong fuk on the phone.

Captain colonel anon utters "operation betray the president under way" AND SCENE FADES TO BLACK AND MOVIE THEATER LIGHTS BRIGHTEN UP

and now to spend the next 20 mins combining all of these screencaps together in photoshop

>>744123875
OPEARTION TASKFORCE UNLIMITED: TUBE TOP AND YOGA PANTS INVASION...
PART 2.

>>744112209
I saw a girl wearing shorts so short she kept having to pull them out of her ass crack. She looked about 7 or 8. Or my step dads sisters daughte, when she was 12 she would wear booty shorts. She wore super tight and small shorts at one of our 4th of July gatherings and my great grandfather looked at her and turned to me and said, "that kind of reveals everything, doesn't it?" You could literally see the curvature of her buttcheeks sticking out of the shorts.

>>744123971
Put me in the screencap

This is all too complicated, lets just lower the age of consent to 15

>>744123937
Please post in thread if it hasn't 404'd or post in a ylyl

one sec anons file is too big ive gotta split it up a bit. will be done soon <3

>>744125705
sorry anon you were too late

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JJJJJUST made the filesize limit.

IS IT OVER?

>>744127090
i cut it in half and still couldnt make it but ig you got it done so nice job there anon. if only there wasnt a limit

>>744127290
yep