what's the most taboo place you've ever jerked

I make it a plan to nut it various places I've done it in San Francisco NYC my church is restroom a the state hall in Sacramento Mexico most taboo was probably at church

>horizontal masturbation
When I was 5, I did it on my mom's knees. She felt uncomfortable and complained to my dad, dad got angry and told her I'm just trying to be Superman

>>744086855
My nephew.

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>>744086855
Work, into her coffee.

>>744086855
in a forest

In a tanning booth, thinking about the hot girl working there.

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I used to beat it in high school when I was a senior. I'd get super bored, ask to use the bathroom, bring my phone and beat it to pass the time.

>>744087841
what

The same room as my dad mum and sister

>>744088499
rubbed his dick on his mom's knee

got succ in a synagoge

>>744086855
I used to work for an elementary school and I'd jack off in the bathroom every day

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>>744086855
In a church that my Scout group rented out or my neighbours backyard

>>744088632
jew

>>744088667
Also beat it while standing at the urinal in 7th grade.

>>744088499
yeah what this anon said
>>744088543

In the car next to my 10yo sister on the back seat when coming back from holiday when I was 12 under a blanket pretending to be asleep.
Doing it all sneaky between my middle and index finger so the blanket wouldn't move a lot.

>>744088632
I got my dick sucked in a parking lot in the middle of the day. It was a big blizzard though and she didn't suck for long or make me cum.

I have also rubbed my dick through my jeans while driving to encourage blood flow and minimize the risk of death by falling asleep.

Other than car related... I feel like i've pulled my dick out in public in the early hours of the morning but away from eyes. Hard to tell when most of my adult life has been a sleep deprived mush.

>>744088772
who is he

Airplane bathroom.

>>744088436
damn dude I should've done that. what a comfy lil dog

...Next to my dad on a bus when i was like 13 pretending to be asleep, but i couldn't really see if he was asleep...

>>744088014

she's hot. more of this bitch who drank your cum?

my dad

in the hospital next to my grandma who had dementia
she even saw it and was kinda terrified (but she coudnt really speak)
she forgot about it 2 mins later tho

>>744086855
At Young marines when we were at regiment.

Shit was so fucking annoying and stressful, i had to rub one out, i was like 15

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>>744089814

Music class in school under the desk in front row while looking at my hot classmate,she noticed but everyone was singing so she didn't say anything. I was in 5th grade I think

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I wanked several times in a mental health facility and a special education classroom.

Almost got caught too. Don't worry, I'm only high-functioning. :^)

Church bathroom stall, during a service.

behind my friends back, was watching him play xbox and i got bored. I was within two feet of him.

>>744090636

delicious. wish I could feed her my cum too. so far I've only jizzed in the food of my sexy flatmate.

I jacked off in a classroom once during a lesson with a dude sitting next to me and nutted in my pants

Ive done it many more times in class without nutting

I have also jacked off in the toilets more times than I can count during lessons and at breaktimes

>>744086855
7th grade social studies class, sat in back row. I was a horny kid and kind of weird. Would unzip my jeans and take my cock out just for kicks sometimes. Never got caught. The teacher was showing a film one day, so I took my cock out and started stroking. Came all over the front of my jeans, but didn't care. Stared at the hot girl that was near me the whole time.

my jerking off has been pretty vanilla, but when I was a young horny teen also dating a young horny teen we fucked in a few crazy ass places.

I have some fun stories if anyone wants a green text, but to give you an idea, they very first placed we fucked was underneath a maintenance stairway outside of a parking garage at the mall we both worked at. it was disgusting, so we brought an old blanket and kept fucking under there after we would both get off work (we met as coworkers) desperate kids man. she had these huge fucking tits and I could just fuck her anywhere, it didn't matter lol.

Lol so I was in the ISS room with a kid who I just beat up in a fight, and the room had a 6 foot was that half ass separates the room into two sections, yknow, so you wouldnt have kids near eachother. Well the coach who was in charge leaves and I jacked off into the big wall based air conditioner on my side. No one saw, no one knows

At a wedding reception. Go in the bathroom to pee, see my dick, grab it and shake it until cream to the hot bride
I was 13 I think.

>>744091163
>no one knows
I know

>>744091344
Good, do somthin bout it faggt

>>744091340
Samefag
Shieeeeeet I just realized it rhymed

>>744091163
I feel like clarifying how sketchy this was, the room had two doors, one on each section, and the other kid was just right on the other side of the wall. If he would have got up, or if the coach came back, I would have f.u.c.k.e.d

Well...

>School Classroom
>On a path on the way home from school
>in bathtub fully underwater

>>744091073
Are you asian and does your name start with o?

>>744091909
ore wa o chinchin ga daisuki nandayo is my name

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>>744090978
She's the only girl I've done it to so far. Best part of it was I fapped to this fake someone did for me and dropped it into her cup before making a coffee.

>>744086855
golf course in japan. right into a sand trap.

>>744086855
A Bradley tank simulator when I was in the army.

>>744092174
traps are gay faggot

>>744090722
Also came:
-Outside my house (I'm sure the neighbor saw)
-On my stepmom's bed while watching porn on her PC (Was caught)
-While taking a shit in a high school bathroom
-On a bus next to a sleeping girl
-Behind my parents during a roadtrip

Fuck, where haven't I done it?

>>744092299
what? fuck you are stupid.

On my face. While in public restroom with my fist deep in my ass.

>>744092410
>feminine penis not gay hurr durr
You're the stupid one

Army, in the woodline in hours of pouring/freezing rain, fully annouced that i was going to beat off to raise my morale. Temporary 10% increase, more from comedy.

Back seat of the car, while my parents were in the front.
It was a long trip, it was dark and I had a blanket over me and I was a horny kid, so a jerked it.

>>744092510
>>744092240
Hst army bros. Wanna jack off together?

>>744092508
sand trap...on a golf course... a sand trap is a section by the green with sand in it...to trap your ball when you drive it towards the hole.

I say again
What? fuck you are stupid.

>>744092713
*hey

Friends daughter's room. In her underwear and on her pillow

>>744092727
You are feeding the trolls. Making you a faggot regardless

>>744092727
>>744092855
As well as being the stupid one

>>744092855
just helping out my poor dumb niggers who dont know the good white life mate. knowledge is power.

>>744092727
>to trap your ball when you drive it towards the hole.
sounds pretty gay tbh

In the car with my family on a roadtrip

>>744093002
Jacking off in sand isn't part of any normal understanding of "the good life"

Me and my buddy used to go camp down by the river somewhere in Arizona. We would just sit out there on the sand banks and jack it to teens floating by on tubes or walking around. My most taboo was the time I literally jerked it right next to this hottie in the water, then pulled up out of the water and came on the waters surface. When I saw it brush by her body and some of it stick to her back, I knew I had to go again.

>>744093005
You sound pretty poor tbh.

>>744093207
Is that because I'm an university student?? Because I am.

>>744091133
Fucked a girl in an elevated lifeguard seat at the beach at night. Got busted by ranger.

Fucked same girl in national park by lake, clopclopclop wtf? Poundin her doggie, as Amish family pulling a bugy with a horse come breaking through the woodline. Girl starts crying after being gazed upon by the scornful bonneted mother and daughters. I start laughing like a psych patient.

>>744093193
said the poor nigger who has never been on a golf course...Unless your poor ass father took you work one day at his landscaping job.

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>airplane
>redeye
>had the window seat on left side of plane
>hot bitch sleeping in middle seat
>25-30 brunette
>tight ass
>tight dress slacks
>had blanket over lap
>start jerking with left hand
>slowly moved right hand closer until it was making contact with her ass
>eventually was palming her left butt cheek
>blew load all over blanket

Can't remember if I moved the armrest up or if it was already up. Always wondered if she was pretending to sleep

Pic related. Wearing outfit like this.

>>744092713
Ha, depends on mos. ha. But yes.

>>744093204
I imagine you with a Steve Erwin accent talk in bout "awe aint she a beaut, I'm gonna go up and tickle her butthole"

>>744093286
get in because of affirmative action? Got to hit those diversity quotas.

>>744087841
Fake. You're dumb.

>>744093322
I'm sure he knows what a sand trap is and was being stupid on purpose. Now I get the feeling you are as well.

>>744093322
Ive been on the one on Andrews air force base.

>>744093409
They had to accept me because I'm a genderfluid islam homosexual transvestite feminist.

>>744093389
12b combat engineer

>>744093395
Wish I could have mate

>>744093518
drive your little security cart onto the wrong path?

>>744093591
Naw. My dad took me golfing

>>744086855
A church. Jacked off on my gfs feet. Fuck I miss her.

Either the horse trailer or kitchen table.

jerked in the car under a blanket while my mom was driving

>>744093648
>>744093322
been covered mate

>>744093557
Leonard wood sucks. 91w/11b. I'll bring the lube battle.

probably high school bathroom.

Shooting range. The target had feminine outline in my opinion.

busy wal-mart dressing room.

>>744093828
It wasnt so bad. Send during the winter.

I jerked off at an american express corporate building, in the bathroom. The place is surrounded by a gate and we have to use our badges to get in. Was horny at lunch so I decided to rub one out. Had to get back and wasn't finishing quick enough so I jerked to CP and shot my load all over the stall door.

7/10 would probably do again

>>744086855
well I did lots of crazy ones like church, inside a concert crowd, all over school, at the breakfast table with the rest of the family, airplane, on a taxi ride, while horse riding, doctors waiting room, supermarket, elderly home, on bike, while jogging, into the pants drawer of my best friends little sister, while walking the dog, lots of train rides...you name it I probably did it.

I was like 12 on vacay with my best friend. There was only 2 of us but 2 bunk beds. I slept on top of one he slept on bottom of the other. Jerked it slow not realizing the noise. The next day he asked me what I was doing and denied the whole thing

>>744093983
Yep cycled basic there in Nov back in the day. Cold as fuck.

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>>744090636

>Just started dating a girl in a college
>We were fooling around but not had sex
>She passed out very, very drunk one night in my bed
>I had been fingering her earlier, so her panties were off
>Still horny, of course
>Start jerking off next to her
>Get up on my knees, between her legs, looking at her pussy while I jerk it
>Just as I'm about to cum, I put the tip of my dick right at the opening of her pussy
>Blow a huge load like a firehose all over the outside of her pussy
>She never woke up
>Next morning she wasn't upset. I assume she noticed the cum and assumed we had sex or something.
>Still enjoy fapping to this memory more than some of my sexual experiences

In my friend's bed. We basically masturbated together.

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>>744094343
She has a knack of getting weirdos behind her.

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>>744086855
classroom. during math classes mostly. that milf teacher was hot af.
i was sneaky about it because i cut designated fapping holes in my trouser's pockets.

>>744094306
More rainy then anything when I was there in 2009

HS desk with full class going on...Was glorious

In my classroom. I suddenly felt I had to fap to a classmate so I did. 3 of my friends (2 female) were right by me too. I seriously don't know what I would do if I was caught, I'd be fucked forever.

I did it in my boy scouts church bathroom once.

>>744092116
>>fake someone did for me.

Yeah right anon.