VOCAROO THREAD! Revy's Not Dead; She's Just Restin

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https://vocaroo.com/i/s0xtfKxCbaju

I'm taking requests I guess

>>744073968
getting it started with "war never changes"

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>>744074227
https://vocaroo.com/i/s10bcEzXxBc9

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>>744073968
Yo nigga me and Jamal WUZ at the party the other night when this thorny came up and twerked on my lap. Midway through the bitch starts shitting. The crowd going wild yo and I is loving it. I smack her ass and the shit just keep coming our her boots yo. I was grabbing handfuls of her shit and smearing it on my face and chest and then I started eating it and puking g it up on her back and ass. They WUZ playing Ludacris and R Kelly and shit was getting turn up. Then the bitch turn around while still shitting and revealed a 9 inch cock. Throbbing hard yo. So I realize then that this bitch was a nigga and I began sucking that niggas dick while letting the the shit go between my hands behind him. I love being black yo.

>>744074346
How about this?

>>744073968
Say " my little pussy is wet for a Adolph Hitler"

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>>744074346
https://vocaroo.com/i/s0QDbdjPm9Qh

>>744074080
Rem do this faggotry too

>>744074614
https://vocaroo.com/i/s1QAC2vDLyms

Sorry for loud ass bugs in the background btw.

>>744073968
Lain intro

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>>744074643
https://vocaroo.com/i/s1eiJt1dS1Ab

>>744074780
Fuck
>>744074798
https://vocaroo.com/i/s1sx7bvFkJp2

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>>744074731
Revy! Good to see you still around. Haven't been on much lately. Did you ever finish that cosplay stuff?
~the man with the nice hat

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>>744074780
https://vocaroo.com/i/s1I5vBLdS8gK
Fuck you I tried
I'll give it a go if I drink later

(In black thug voice)
I want o impregnate a white girl with a phat ass and a cute face bro.!!!

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>>744075117
https://vocaroo.com/i/s1p5VniYuBCO
>>744075197
https://vocaroo.com/i/s150tZk1XPxb

>>744075197
Fuck forgot to link it:
This:
>>744075158

>>744073968
Shot through the heart, and you're to blame, darling
You give love a bad name

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>>744074891
https://vocaroo.com/i/s0uc2yOaGY68

>>744075197
https://vocaroo.com/i/s0Vbe0PPT9Gl

>>744075336
https://vocaroo.com/i/s1wXEM22FJSe

>>744075431
Lol wtf

>>744075158
Wow you actually posted it this time
Whats your email? I'll send you an email tomorrow when i wake up. Good night

>>744074798
My dad beats me. Every night he comes in my room and screams about how he works all day and it makes his dick stink really bad. He says he can't fuck my mom or even jack off because his dick smells so bad after working all day while I play video games. He then pulls out his stinky dick and smacks my lips with it. Paralyzed in fear I lay there until the vomit erupts from my clenched lips. Then he gets really angry. He starts jumping up and down and screaming about how his work colleges showed him the vogue cover of Caitlyn Jenner in a swimsuit without telling him it was a dude and he told then how bad he wanted to fuck caitlyn but he couldn't on account of his stinky penis. Tonight was different though. As he jumped up and down ranting the floor collapsed in our apartment and me and him along with other debris dell into the bedroom of a Somalian family that lived below us. My bed posts gored the mother and father who were still alive long enough to watch as my enraged father jumped up and down on the two Somalian babies sleeping in their crib. I couldn't help but masturbating to this glorious spectacle.

Both you do this

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>>744075431
>https://vocaroo.com/i/s0Vbe0PPT9Gl
Wew
Also yeah but I mean who isn't
Unexpected deep was voice when someone requests loli is always a good time though

>>744075575
[email protected]
Sorry I kept bitching out. I just really have a hard time singing for this just yet. It's good practice

>>744075431
I'm really happy for you, I'm a let you finish, but Kanye west is the best artist of all time,of all time!!!

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>>744075298
Eh, no rush. I never saw you say who you were gonna cosplay, so I was curious. It turns out better if you take your time. Everything is superbusy right now, freaknight is next month, so prepping up for that.

>>744075589
https://vocaroo.com/i/s1tVaQcEYfSM
>shoulda read that all the way through before starting

>>744075685
You should try to emulate the version of laffy taffy done by alvin and the chipmunks. That would be hard I think

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>>744075589
Oh boy
https://vocaroo.com/i/s14RcGCV0ifB
I hate long requests because my voice tends to break

>>744075626
I said some Loli type shit with my deep voice, it's amusing to some

>>744075787
https://vocaroo.com/i/s17ZSgQB9IdH

>>744075534
What?

My aryan womb is only for you black man.

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>>744073968
WE MUST SECURE THE EXISTENCE OF OUR PEOPLE AND A FUTURE FOR WHITE CHILDREN .

Give me your best Urien (deep loud voice):


AEGIS REFLECTOR

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say um "Pikachu! juuman boruto kougeki!"

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>>744076114

Lemme google that shit
>>744075918
Oh yeah, I'm excited for Halloween season! I love scaring little kids
>>744076132
https://vocaroo.com/i/s1G6J09IBhXo

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>>744076132
Cuck

>>744076131
Traps are gay and there's no such thing as a feminine penis.

>>744076300
Dubs

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>>744076326
Oh man you will never get me on the ground muahahaha

Strawberry on the shortcake! In a yell

>>744073968
Truthfully, in this age those with intellect have no courage and those with some modicum of physical courage have no intellect. If things are to alter during the next fifty years then we must re-embrace Byron’s ideal: the cultured thug.

>>744073968
Make angry gay sounds

Doing a round of requests, pardon the pause

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We must secure the existence of our people and a future for white children, so the beauty of the white aryan women will not perish from the earth.

Why did the blonde have sex with a Mexican?
Her teacher told her she had to do an essay.

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>>744073968
I love you....:'(

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>>744076453
There's a few ways to do it but mainly it's once I get a hold of you

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>>744076340
https://vocaroo.com/i/s16rYLfw3COA

My pitch gets higher in Japanese apparently

>>744076363
https://vocaroo.com/i/s0Yc9Th1uigO

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https://youtu.be/pD_imYhNoQ4

THAT AINT FALCO

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>>744076734
what do you plan to do to me once you get me down..?

>>744076750
Oh nice you really are Chinese

>>744076300
>>744076637

https://vocaroo.com/i/s1dhcsTSyI8Y

I'm pulling accents today in hopes of offending people

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>>744076809
happy feet

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>>744076328
https://vocaroo.com/i/s1SQO0B9IIr7
>>744076340
https://vocaroo.com/i/s1wBftXPZMus
ikachu!
>>744076362
https://vocaroo.com/i/s10FCZVVgZ7c
>>744076363
https://vocaroo.com/i/s1XZnoae73WB
>>744076488
https://vocaroo.com/i/s13lzyUeopZp

>>744074346
>>744075197
>>744076132


Oh look its pedro and his disgusting nigger fetish back at it again

>>744076553
https://vocaroo.com/i/s1tVVjGESo5A
>>744076598
https://vocaroo.com/i/s1VaACwqCE3R
>>744076654
https://vocaroo.com/i/s1xRurCTZaFS

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>>744076856
¯\_(ツ)_/¯

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>>744076328
https://vocaroo.com/i/s1vYzKgpF0kE

>>744076856
I can also sing Chinese, but that's to be sent in private

>>744076667
https://vocaroo.com/i/s1fk2zdaPPZL
>>744077151
Why you care bruh. Degenerates gonna do

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>>744077047
that made me laff

>>744077151
Lol I'm argentine

Chto tut proishodit?

>>744077269
Oh my gahhhh!!!

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>>744077243
You wouldn't even work me over with your fists? what kinda man are you?

>>744077269
Oh and you speak it too? That's pretty cool. Have you been there too?

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>>744077647
I'm a choker and submission hold kinda dude

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Hey rev whats up, is the kermit guy in here?

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>>744077647
>he wouldn't tease you with a knife
Yeah, and no. Too much smog, I will be sure to die. You'd want that though, wouldn't you?

>>744076883
WHERE YOU AT WHERE YOU AT

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>>744077465
https://vocaroo.com/i/s0Rjcg1mcwru
>>744077759
https://vocaroo.com/i/s1OPa3duGFnm

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>>744077756
yeah but how would you get me in that hold? You'll have to use your elbows and knee me in the gut, right?

>>744077759
Which Kermit are you? Are you my kermit?

>>744077811
One of my dreams is to visit China, yes. I wantto see the culture and try the food and meet as many people as I can

>>744077880
You saw the Spiderman one? That shit had me rolling

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oU7c3Qhc1QY

>>744077897
North Korea will rule the world.

>>744078041
He's not a Kermit just a Kermit fan

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>>744078041
China does seem nice apart from the smog, yes. Their culture is a unique one, one that I do love. Food's great too, but there's many types of Chinese food that fit the different flavours.

>>744077209
That's your best angry gay sound? Boo

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>>744078094
https://vocaroo.com/i/s0yphvWAu5YP
>>744078041
>>744077756
Request shit niggers

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>>744078041
Nah, it's not required since there are tons of holds and if it comes to it I've got strong enough legs and a good core to use

>>744078178
https://vocaroo.com/i/s0hjRXUAqOFs

shoot your goo my dude!

>>744078204
Is this you? >>744078153

>>744077897
Its mean "What is going on" on Russian.

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>>744078322
Surprisingly it isn't for once
Revy is best girl though. Anon has good taste

>>744078293
https://vocaroo.com/i/s0QgZjqMqRg7

>>744076809
>>744078204
I requested something mayne


>>744078041
Ive seen most of them, the arthur one is the best one

Rem you should do >>744078293 too


>>744078502
thanks babe

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>>744078111
Damn it... I miss him.

>>744078163
I don't want to go to Hong Kong. Fuck them. I want to visit the mainland~

>>744078204
I've already requested!
I don't want to bother you anymore because you'll find me annoying.

>>744078214
My legs are stronger, trust me. I have a 32in vertical. You will have a hard time submitting me.

>>744078536
oh Arthur is my shit

>>744078260
That's more like it. I can already imagine that catboy screaming like that. Thanks for the nut, my boi

>>744078616
dog killing psychopath, did you feel anything when you lit that dog on fire?

>>744077897
Thanks, i had a request for him but im not sure if hell have enough time to fill it in

>>744076809
>>744076809
https://vocaroo.com/i/s1qbYZsIWfGA
???¿¿¿¿

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>>744078616
I don't know how high my vertical is but I can clear stuff at chest height pretty easily. But anyways, there's really no point to this ego stroking since the chances of you and I meeting face to face (and fighting, at that) are pretty astronomical

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>>744078723
https://vocaroo.com/i/s1PISxOMVCpZ

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>>744078568
https://vocaroo.com/i/s19c7uEZnpvj

>>744078616
You're starting to remind me of Sono.
>leg strength
Vovinam has some pretty great jumpers

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Grzegorz Brzęczyszczykiewicz, Mszczonowieścice, gmina Grzmiszczosławice, powiat Trzcinogrzechotnikowo.

>>744073968
Can u say : byli u babyusi dva vesyolih gusya, odin bely, drugoi seriy oba golyubie

>>744079069
https://vocaroo.com/i/s0udDtJKfYtj

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>>744079269
https://vocaroo.com/i/s0c74zkail39

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>>744078970
You sound scared.

>>744079094
I get that sometimes probably because we grew up a mile away from each other.
>vietnam
i'm going to have to google that later

>>744073968
MY DUDE! I feel like I'm always missing your threads, as evidenced by the lack of lewd in here.

Anyway, angery loli succubus, can you do it?

"Oh? Surprise, surprise... another mortal summons me with the body of a CHILD. Disgusting. Oh and look, you've sealed away my magic too, how *fortunate* for you.

RAPE me. That's what you wanted, right? Do it. Fuck me like you could never fuck a kid from your world: *hard*. Hold me down and make me cum, I'll be good and wet for you."

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>>744079422
Just bored of a conversation that leads nowhere

>>744079269
Lol loser

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>>744079424
Definitely the weirdest thing I'm gonna read all day

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>>744079532
Its okay to be scared of someone half your size.
So what do you do for fun?

>>744079424
https://vocaroo.com/i/s174D9h4XWE4

>>744079636
wat, I could do weirder tho...

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Hey Faggots,
My name is John, and I hate every single one of you. All of you are fat, retarded, no-lifes who spend every second of their day looking at stupid ass pictures. You are everything bad in the world. Honestly, have any of you ever gotten any pussy? I mean, I guess it’s fun making fun of people because of your own insecurities, but you all take to a whole new level. This is even worse than jerking off to pictures on facebook.
Don’t be a stranger. Just hit me with your best shot. I’m pretty much perfect. I was captain of the football team, and starter on my basketball team. What sports do you play, other than “jack off to naked drawn Japanese people”? I also get straight A’s, and have a banging hot girlfriend (She just blew me; Shit was SO cash). You are all faggots who should just kill yourselves. Thanks for listening.
Pic Related: It’s me and my bitch

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>>744079140
https://vocaroo.com/i/s01goKBEBkiq
>>744079152
https://vocaroo.com/i/s15wUHgrJTaL

thats for both rem and revy. pls and thanks

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>>744079668
Vidya, jog and park our

>>744079709
Do it

>>744079424
My dad is a doctor. I shows him ur post and he says that it's not a good thing. You should not have sex with a children. They do not sex good. They do not able to insert penis in they any or vagina until 12. Then even. Illegal and bad. Vagina is ready when her father has had first taste and says ready....ok?

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>>744079873
What vidya do you play, how long can you run and what's park our?

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>>744079424
https://vocaroo.com/i/s1WemSzCNBlx

>>744079406
oh shit, sorry my bad. I'm not used to being called a faggot, I carry this "big surly dude" vibe around me.

>>744079542
https://vocaroo.com/i/s1ofABmXHm1p

>>744079892
oh my god, I had no idea. Is it okay if she's a thousand year old succubus? Please ask him I need to know

>>744079892
The legal age in Japan is 12, now fuck off.

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>>744079422
It's the China part.
They leap over a max of maybe 12 people as I've seen. Not people standing up, though.

>>744079424
https://vocaroo.com/i/s1q33H5RP9Ah

>>744073968
Chief you have to kill all the jews and save the white race

>>744080010
YES! This is some good shit! Thanks so much

>>744080180
THE SUMMONING WENT WRONG, ABORT!

>>744080180
erp with me

>>744080019
You would want to touch my dick you faggot degenerate. Go jerk off to a cat boy then tell your father about it.

>>744079765
https://vocaroo.com/i/s12mCUqXQY9k

>>744080129
It's 13 retard

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>>744080180
They should compete in the Olympics! :o

>>744080042
1000 year old succubus is ok but you must bring a gloves and oil for lubrication to prevent any bad skin

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>>744079974
Mostly r6 siege, getting escape from tarkov later today which will be nice. I usually jog 4 miles at a time, just go up bit by bit as I feel comfortable and basically parkour is turning the environment around you into an obstacle course

>>744080180
thank you for this

>>744080414
started out thinking i should have requested it in a different voice but then started to laugh

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>>744080180
GOODDDDDDDDDD

I'm not okay, and I need to charge my phone

>>744080402
My dad's asleep but okay. Post your dick? If it's ugly I won't feel too bad punching the shit out of it.

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>>744080574
No no, their verticals maybe go to their neck or head at best. Their long jumps however go pretty far.
Let's say they can jump high enough to do a flying scissor kick to people's necks

>>744080278
https://vocaroo.com/i/s09WhKxEUHjz

>>744080295
I choose who gets to

>>744080683
No problem

>>744080702
I thought you'd like it

>>744080702
Into ze trash u go


Thread was shit today with all these nigger and loli requests

>>744079782
Nice :D
Dyakuyu.

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>>744079974
Anyways, my phones about to die and I gotta get my per work done for the night so I'm off, TTYL dude

>>744080974
Paperwork**

>>744080964
>Thread was shit today with all these nigger and loli requests
What's the usual request, erp-man?

>>744080964
>one loli request
>dramatically throws arms in the air
>ALL THESE REQUESTS!

>>744081230
Rather the lack of decent requests

>>744081076
Im still waiting on a Revy goes shitting vocaroo

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>>744080735
At least this way the chick with the cute voice will see my cock. You couldn't punch it though. Gays are degenerate and belong in woodchippers to fertilize our wheatfields

>>744081486
>Downloading random anons dicks
kek

>>744073968
I want you to lick the sweat from between my toes

Is revy bye bye?

>>744081486
>chick
It's okay, traps aren't gay remember?
also, what anon said >>744081624
now you're gay too, gurl

>>744081732
https://vocaroo.com/i/s1WagMuSfzTe

Am here, thread didn't have mant requests, distracted by other things

>>744082321
Hey, I emailed you a while back asking if you could do a longish script and you didn't reply. copied below

"I have a script that's about 400 words. Is that something you can do? I've got line directions and everything, so it's definitely a heftier request than the usual with a lot of tone changes and A C T I N G. Let me know!"

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>>744082952
I could probably do it, I read some weird shit for her server and her.

>>744083101
I mean it's written for a girl... though I do appreciate your memes

>>744073968
'After the end of World War 2, the world was split into two. East and west. This marked the beginning of the era called the cold war'

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>>744083278
I've already read fanfiction about sneezing horses and gay Pokemon detectives, this wouldn't be the worst.

>>744083757
It's not about that, I just wanted to get something back that's fappable :<

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>>744083863
My god it's an entire script about wanting the speaker to fuck you isn't it?

>>744073968
"I'm mixing cereales, dude, wtf"

>>744084093
nigga it's about living underwear. I write monster/fantasy shit

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>>744084229
So mermaids and tentacle rape?

>>744084747
who doesn't like a little tentacle rape now and then?

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>>744084879
I love me some tentacle rape. My taste in it is very specific though.

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>>744080612
>>744080786
>>744080974
>>744081042
I'M SORRY FOR NOT RESPONDING! MY INTERNET TURNED OFF!!!!!!!!!!!!

>>744085076
Liar

>>744085076
i laviu

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>>744085076
Nah, it's okay.
If you look back you will hear me be a succubus. Now...
https://vocaroo.com/i/s09WhKxEUHjz

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hello

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>>744085273
Hi Chitoge.

>>744085382
can i ask for a vocaroo?

try to say this >https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0gTX2tyZUIw

YOU ARE NOT PREPARED!

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>>744085844
that was me i forgot pic

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>>744085844
>>744085896
I didn't want to yell
https://vocaroo.com/i/s1fiHRRmEfmy

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>>744086210
>https://vocaroo.com/i/s1fiHRRmEfmy

i love it, thank you senpai! <3

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Please say:

"How 'bout you go die?"

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>>744086320
Did you need it for something?

>>744086512
reroll

>>744086555
aw hell yeah trips

>>744083589
rerolling

>>744086605
fuck

>>744084185
https://vocaroo.com/i/s08mwEkcvV3l

>>744082952
I will check my email. Sentient panties sounds great

>>744084879
https://vocaroo.com/i/s0RrD95OWevw

>>744086512
https://vocaroo.com/i/s0biLlocF5VC

>>744073968
"Hey anon, I love you! Don't worry; it'll be alright."

>>744073968
>https://vocaroo.com/i/s0QDbdjPm9Qh
-_-

>>744083589
https://vocaroo.com/i/s0jhDf6mzS7X

Any advice on how I should spend my remaining hours of my vacation. I have to go to work tomorrow and wake up early as fuck. And it is already pretty late where I live.

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>>744086913
https://vocaroo.com/i/s0hEHlLpqTqv
>>744086850
https://vocaroo.com/i/s1TpJjAFDx7o

>>744086913
Relax!

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>>744087062
privet

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>>744087062
>Thanks :) you just made my day

>>744087062
>https://vocaroo.com/i/s1TpJjAFDx7o
I'm not that anon but I really needed this today. Thank you, Revy. sorry for my shit memes earlier

>>744073968
Would you mind singing this?
"om tare tuttare ture soha"
the melody goes like this:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ce3YMN8HLiw&index=3&list=PLU7suSeRgDy6W4CNv2GzihTdNfmY9wDrW

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rumia a cute a claimed~

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>>744087062
revy can i ask for a vocaroo?

>Darkness covered us in the beginning, and we could not see. We cried for guidance and the moon shone down bright upon us.

in an epic voice?
>>744086538
no but i really liked it, i wanted to request that a while ago thank you senpai

>>744085076
remember that time when you smashed that dog's head in with a heavy rock? and then you proceeded to slice up its body until it turned to mush? psychopathic cunt?

>>744087062
When are you gonna do a poopin vocaroo? with action toilet sounds and all

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The sleep that comes from the cold air blowing on your face is the best

>>744087767
Hey Rumia

>>744087969
You're welcome

"Hey it's Chef John from Foodwishes dot com"

please do the ups and downs in the tone too.

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>>744085076
All good, I just got off work and got my phone plugged in

>>744088302
don't talk to that dog-killing psychopathic bitch

>>744087062
The BLACK penis is largest of all the races. As the penis is the penultimate symbol of manhood, this alone would suffice to make the BLACK man the most masculine of men. This large penis is able fulfill the desire of the neediest of women, being able to more than fill all the recesses of the vagina. Its length ensures that when it ejaculates, the potent african seed will immediately enter the womb of the woman the BLACK man impregnates.

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>>744087740
I promise that it will be used for good. It is OK if you don't want to. (:

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>>744088391
Wat

>>744088501
she kills dogs when shes bored and masturbates on their corpses

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>>744073968

Please do a Dub of this :3

>>744073968
>https://vocaroo.com/i/s0sFMvSAYdI1
o.

>>744088639
Did this really happen in the manga?

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>>744088618
That's quite the claim my dude, why exactly should I believe you?

>>744088799

No, it's from a doujinshi called "Sick from drinking" by Azasuke Wind.

>>744088819
her ex bf Bard gave the pictures to alice just ask her

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>>744086912

Hey, Revy. I'm out of requests this time, though.

>>744089127
where the fuck is bard nowadays anyway

>>744088391
t. alicefag

>>744073968
My pussy is like a family restaurant, kids eat free

>>744073968
thought you could replace me with a fucking toy?! (shocked and angry)
im going to fuck that thing and then im going to fuck your brains out (lost it, fucking pissed)
i fucking own you limpdick, your dick is mine (im the boss here, this bitch aint shit)


man this will be fun to hear

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>>744087062
Thanks OP :) I wish that you have a fantastic week.

>>744090473
m

>>744090023
rerollan

>>744087100
hwo do you pronunce privet?

>>744090023
tfw no replies
revy wake up :c

Sorry guys, unexpected company
I have done less threads lately because its been less consistent

>>744091543
Less consistent? What do you mean?

>>744073968
are you sweaty hairy balls woman