I plan to go back to live in the 90's again. Who wants

Please. My mom was still alive then. I miss her everyday, it's been 10 years of torture without her.

>>744026654
hahahaha anon's mom is dead

Fuck no, dial-up internet sucks too much.

You must realize you can still watch all those 90's shows and play all the 90's games and listen to all that crappy pop and nu-metal.

run in it

>>744026569
Yeah ;)

No, the 90's sucked. Everything that was good about it can be imported into the current year and enjoyed better than it ever could have been then.

>>744026732
If only I had replied to that post...

>>744026569
How is that picture so HD if it was taken in the 90's?

>>744027203
but the patriot act though

>>744026569
Ive got a portal open there closing in 45 min. Wave 34XFS

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>>744026569
Driver was released on the Playstation half way through 1999, so you've only got 6 months of the 90's left. I'm in 1992, would send more details on how to come back further, but I'm currently only on 14k modem and my housemate wants to use the phone.

When I win a billion dollars from the lottery... I'ma have a gated community with my own little store and bar and clinic etc. But also themed houses (or maybe just suites) for different times. 70s 80s 90s would be nice, but it would be cool to hang out in the 20s or 40s too... especially if I was on acid or something LOL. Also if 1920s house was in black and white, maybe? No?

>>744026569

Yeah, I wanna go back and re-live being bullied for my shitty bright yellow Nike t-shirt and orange Bermuda shorts again

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>>744026569

>>744026569
I was only there for 5 years. Most of which I have no recollection over. So nah, take me to early 00's instead.

>>744030784
Welcome to 1700 house.
What's there to do?
After the chores, we can sit by the fire and read the Bible.
Aw hell no...
BURN THE WITCH !

>>744026837
Different quality of people back then and everything wasnt so goddamn crowded

That's when guys became faggy twats and chicks became obnoxious. 80s ruled. After that, fag town population everybody. Dudes started talking gay and acting like fucking royal Gaylords. Gamer culture made these Gaylords soft and lazy and then when it couldn't get worse white people adopted bigger culture and the wingers were upon us. Parents bubble wrapped their kids and told them gay shit like "you can be anything you dream of" and we even got a gayshow called FRIENDS. Fuck the unclean 90s. The weakest most emotionally unstable queer jockies rose from the cultural slime of the 1990s. Bitching and moaning became an art form and just when you thought rock was dead, along came lillith-fair and Woodstock 2 to desecrate the corpse of rock and roll. Fuck off fags.

>>744028418
Bait

Auto correct would not allow me to write nigger culture and wiggers. And fuck that too. Oh and fuckcaptcha.

>>744026569
90s weren't that cool, if I did travel back I'd probably just buy some stuff that'd sell for a good chunk of money later on.

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90s logs

>>744027297
kek'd

>>744026569
Please

Cops were corrupt and perverted back then. I was fucked by one in a public toilet

>>744026569
I remember those Cartman keychains they used to have in prize machines. Who else does?

>>744026569
fuck that noise, the 90s we're lame. Call me when you're headed to the early 80s.

>>744034468
>>744034424
What would happen if you dropped a log into bleach?

>>744034343
I had a Cartman t-shirt

>>744034536
>>744034536
Grandpa get off 4chan.

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>>744034545
Didn't make that album cover yet

The 90s unleashed upon our earth mainstream gay culture, nigger/rap culture and Seattle grunge. We were suddenly forced to wear various colored ribbons to signify our support and solidarity with some faggy cause or tragedy. Phrases like "our thoughts and prayers are with the victoms" entered the regular American vernacular and victomhood was suddenly a coveted rank. Men became overly emotional fag asses and Oprah hit her stride championing the assault on masculinity. The 1990s gave us the seed that grew into the tyranny of political correctness we all live under now. It also birthed the lazy, skater, gamer live at home, loser culture and the idea that being a white guy who works for a living somehow makes you a bad guy. Clinton was president, music sucked, women started becoming serious pains in the ass and all of a sudden I have to applaud a guy for being sober for a year. Where's my standing ovation for being able to stop after one scotch? Heroin addiction became "an illness" and we had to all of a sudden feel sad for these dirtbags that destroyed their lives and stole from their family. Fuck the fucking gay asshole of the 90s.

>>744026569
>Who wants to come with me?

fuck no. the 90s sucked. this picture was taken at the end of the 90s, when things weren't sucking so much, but it still sucked.. right up until 2006. technology went ape shit awesome and the timeline started sucking less.

you couldn't pay me enough to go back to the 90s and have to put up with shit-tier technology again.

go back to the end of the 1970s. you'll be in for some fun.

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>>744034604
Those Neon clothing though

>>744034892
>>744034536

Same old ass grandpa

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>>744034998
you're retarded.

>>744035173
Get off 4chan grandpa. Go listen to your old records.

i'll go back to the 90s if i can reverse my age. i will get so many girls to into sex it will be ridiculous.

>what was i doing with my younger years i wasted so many opportunities

>>744034892
What's fun is watching my prepubescent daughter walk around the house with nothing but a large t shirt on

>>744026569
this picture is awesome

OP got any pics of you now?

>>744027203
eh, yes and no, personally i loved the aesthetic of the 90s most. everything looked and felt comfy. now everything is minimalistic

>>744034583
>>744034998


I may be old but I've seen all the cool bands.

Your generation of half faggots is pathetic. You drink a redbull for some pep and prefer if I go out on the patio for a smoke. We used to do crank off of titty dancers naked bodies. Back in the early 80s extacy was pure, uncut and readily available because it was legal. Your generation couldn't handle the 80s.

>>744034998
We're two different grandpas, nancy.

>>744026732
Never change, /b/

>>744035841
Your generation couldn't handle the 1930s

>>744036503
Well ya sure told me there. I better go drink my ensure, put on my depends and go to bed. It's almost 6:30 Maui time.

>>744034604
Never thought of it like this but you hit the nail on the head anon

>>744035841
Ok Doug Stanhope

>>744035841
Pathetic old fuck

>>744035841
How many times have you personally done crank off of titty dancers?

>>744031244
dubs confirms the 90's sucked for this anon

>>744033973
first sixx meme i have EVER laughed at. good on you

>>744026569
why did this guy stack his hardware on a ps box?

>>744026569
Will Britney Spears be a virgin again?

>>744026654
sorry to hear that bro

>>744035841
Sure you fucking old piece of shit, don't worry you got about 15 years left to live then you will fucking die and we will cease seeing your shit

>>744038791
Those days have long past

>>744026569
but anal porn is 4k now.
porn actresses gape assholes not in the 90's.

why both with vhs?

>>744038870
Clocks ticking for you too anon

>>744035841

Can't tell if this is bait?

None of that is objective comparison.

>>744035841
I really wish I could live in the 80's with the girls full bushes but today is cool too cause girls take it casually up their asses.

>>744026732
edgy

Nah. Take me back to the late 80s. That way I can get out of school and watch reruns of The Centurions until bedtime.

>>744034604
Congratulations on your describing of events with a cynical tone. You really drove your point home, except you didn't.

You'll have to explain how any of that matters for anyone to give a shit.

>>744038870
On the bright side, he won't be here to suffer the mass extinction of humanity that will occur in the next 30 - 40 years.

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>>744026569
1988-1994 was sort of the sweet spot. A post cold-war party. 1995-96 was the decline into blah, 97-98 was the dot com bubble bursting, 99 destroyed everyone's careers, 2000 we elected a retard, and 2001 9/11 gave the country the excuse to commit suicide. It's been a long sled down a shit hill into a diarrhea pit for this country ever since.

This country has no vision, and no future, but anon, you can't undo time.

"Saw a deadhead sticker on a Cadillac, a little voice inside my head said don't look back, you can never go back." It was true then and it's true now. Happier times end quickly and you either deal or waste the rest of your life in futile misery mourning their loss.

>>744026569
Hey guys join my Halo server

>>744039825
So why haven't you committed suicide yet? Too optimistic for your own good? HAHAHAHAHA

>>744026569
>one man
>alone
>betrayed by the country he loves

>>744026569
i wish to come

>>744040222
>>744040222
winrar trips

>>744039977
Because my fate, & my happiness, depend less and less on this country every year. Two more years and this contract is up, and I'm fucking out. It's your problem after that.

So, why haven't you?

Can I come too? I'm sick of the 21st century. The early 90s were the best. I'm considering killing myself in the hopes I can spend eternity as a kid in the 80s or 90s anyway.

>>744039977

>Happier times end quickly and you either deal or waste the rest of your life in futile misery mourning their loss.

>>744026569
I do. Knowing what I know now, could get rich from the stock market. If was made younger too, might could get a girl too.

>>744040523
Don't be fucking stupid. The rolling 25-35 year nostalgia wave is marketed toward middle age sadfucks, not their kids. Get your own fucking shit you cunts.

And no, you're not wearing that shit ironically. You're just walking around wearing it. ...and without having established anything of your own, which makes you a bunch of worthless leeches.

>>744027297
under-fucking-rated

>>744039825
selective killing of a few pieces of shit in 1990, would make the world a dramatically different, and better place.

>>744026569

I'd suck a dick every day for the rest of my life if I could go back to the 90's.

This millenium is fucking horrible.

Shitty Music
Shitty Movies
Shitty TV shows
Everyone's a fucking faggot.
Liberal Retards everywhere
Apple phones.

>>744039955
>90s
>halo
ya na mate

Fuck no. Take me back to the 60's. drugs were legal, pussy was everywhere with free love, none of this bullshit with cell phones and other shit. no Fox CNN or MSNBC

>>744041405
Kill Ted Kennedy before he pushed through the law to change immigration from white Europeans, to niggers and spics and other "person's of color" in 1965, and the U.S. would be a dramatically different country.

>>744026569
What can I change" College was good, but married my ex in 94. Also didn't murder Clinton after Oklahoma City Bombing.. I'll go back, but better informed and armed.

>>744041865
Umm take all 3 Clinton's out before he ever runs for president.

>>744042395
That way China never becomes a economic powerhouse at our expense, and NAFTA never happens.