Step 1: ask a 34 year old kissless virgin anything. Step 2: feel

Why are you a virgin?

>>743971250

Shit personality.

>>743971362
really? did you actually try to find someone?

i lost mine at 23

>>743972214

Yes. Online dating, bars clubs and shit.

>>743972332
hrmffff.

there is someone out there for you,don't stress

why not a whore?

>>743971153
why don't you buy a hooker?

>>743972405

>don't stress
> 34 y/o

don't buy a hooker, just chat up some ugly chick and fuck her or something

>>743972590

That's what I did in the last 15 years.

I was virgin till 30 just because of this fucking picture, got some anxiety issues from teens to mid 20, after 24yo I had few occasions to have sex but passed on it to become a wizard just for shit ang giggles ( I didnt want relationshit anyway). After turning 30 I was like ok Im a wizard now there is no stopping this time. Have regular sex now and right now have a long term girlfriend

what do you think you are doing wrong?

>>743972835

Living.

>>743972973
kek

have you got high expectations of what you should be in life?
everyone is average don't worry

>>743971153
Did you try to learn the Feminist? Could explain you why your life is shet...

>>743973081

Not anymore. I was very ambitious and full of myself in my 20s.

>>743973089

What do you mean by "try to learn the Feminist"?

What kinda magic powers you got anon? I plan on becoming a wizard too but don't know what kind of powers one gets from ignoring whores for 30+ years

>>743973505
Learn the History and the differents tesis about feminist and then maybe, just maybe can you have a normal relationship with womans

>>743973603

I read Simone de Beauvoirs Second Sex in my teens.

>>743973505
It's a different language.

I have really bad social anxiety, I can't make eye contact with anyone except my mom. Back in highschool I was one of those really awkward presenters. I only had one girl who was a friend, and that was just because we've been friends since kindergarten. also my dick is on the shorter side, so that drags me down farther.

>>743973687
That is not enought, you should to read historical books about feminist and the differents ways is impacting this movimient to the womans. I mean, is not just for womans is for every human and can help you to put out why you have so many problems with them. If not, another solution is pay for a psychologist (better woman one)

>>743971153
passed 17 (now 18) on my way to 20 at least I had my first kiss a week ago so I don't graduate kissless at least

>>743971153

i'm 30, not kissles but virgin
honestly I think my way-of-ife, as I'm living it, is wonderful.

>>743973897

I would say that I am very well educated in feminist philosophy. It's also the reason why I refuse to go to a hooker.

>>743971153
What do you do for a living my dude?

>>743974562

work half days in a supermarket.

>>743971362
>Shit personality

Apparently shitty English, too.

>>743972484
>>743972409
I´m too shy for that

You anon's need to learn to tread women like shit. Seriously. Lost my virginity in 8th grade and have had sex at least twice a week with rotating girls since. Just yesterday I fucked a girl and then had to get ready for a romantic dinner date with another. Stop being so fucking nice. Currently 19 y/o

>>743974826

Yep.

>>743974834
That sucks I wish I could invite you a beer, truth as be told you can get laid with proper guidance

>>743972719
Wise choice.

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>>743974908
>Great sexual life
>ipresuming on /b/
fuck off jimmie stop lying

>>743975063
I cant drink beer, Im literally obese and dont want to have heart attack

Had my first sex 1 week ago at age 21, there's still hope for some of you :)

>>743975133
I like this movie

>>743972719
How did it feel to be a powerful magician?

I'm the master. Fucking a 10 under amphetamine influence,dressing her up in heels and lingerie.

>>743975250

Dude. You are young as fuck.

>>743975308

Did you personally dressed her up?

>>743975308
how about no

>>743975539
nah mate.. the average is like 17-18 I think?
Whatever, the sex is honestly less important, having a loving girlfriend is the important thing

>>743975701
>nah mate.. the average is like 17-18 I think?

Doesn't matter. 21 is still young. You were a late bloomer, I am a wizard.

bump fuckers

>>743975133
>cant believe people can have a good sex life because I've never had one

Wow, really good! Underage detected

You could always take a holiday in amsterdam and go to the red light district

>>743976682

As I said, no hookers.

>>743974908
you don't need to be a dick to get chicks, I've been a decent dude to everyone i meet, and i've been around more than most my age (22). chicks dig confidence and that's probably why they'll go for assholes, just because it's better than an insecure guy. You can be nice guy and get loads of pussy, and they are more likely to stick around because you aren't a dick. Chicks will only put up with assholes for so long

>>743977040
I have to disagree with you there. My last two exes are literally addicted to me, and spend every cent they get to spend any time with me. And I don't like relationships, I like casual dating and sex. Being too nice will trap you with someone.

>>743971153
>feel better about your own pathetic life.
>implying I'm not going to end up worse or at least equal
lmao thx 4 the laugh bro

>>743972719
You keep telling yourself that buddy

>>743977198
there's a difference between not being a dick and being too nice. Guys that are too nice usually are because they want something in return, which is unattractive. Girls won't dig you because you're an asshole, they dig you because you're confident and don't need their approval. You can be confident and not need approval from women without being a jerk to people, 'tis all I'm saying

>>743977406

Story time.

>>743977570
this

dont be a cuck but don't be a cunt

most well adjusted people don't have to be told this anyway

>>743975219
>>743971362

>"can't get laid because of shit personality"
>literally obese

Man, you gotta focus on the problems. Shit personality moslty will get you laid even easier. Go to the fucking gym.

>>743977570
Eh, maybe I'll start if I ever meet someone I wamt to stay with. Doubt it though.

Why am I still a virgin?

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>>743977726

I'm going to the gym regularly. While I am not buff, I am quite athletic.

>>743977896
Maybe you don't actually want it?

>>743977830

Socially awkward neckbeard.

>>743978040

I do tho.

>>743978134
Just go to parties and shit. Talk to females. It can't be that hard.

>>743977896
Stop posting naked pictures of yourself.

>>743971153
Are traps gay?

>>743978706
No, but that doesn't mean that you aren't gay.

>>743978377

I did this shit my whole 20s. It is fucking hard when you are a sperglord.

>>743978619

I know you want it.

>>743978706

Yes. Simple as that.

>>743973897
>womans

>>743978893
do you consider boring?

>>743980141

I am boring as fuck.

>>743980222
what do you do in your free time

>>743980294

Bouldering /climbing, gym, running, cycling, cooking, reading, video games.

>>743971153
I'm 25.

fuck

>>743971153
27 virgin reporting in.

>>743971153
in a world full of humans who have the same issues as you, if you cant find your people you're not trying.

someone will date you, but if you're a weirdo and just looking for sex you haven't had yet you have severe issues mentally and socially...

find a woman/man that has things in common, specifically go out and find people to date, it doesn't matter what you look like, you're going to fail and be rejected no matter how much money you have or don't have, no matter how ugly or good looking you are.

there are too many people to generalize everyone.... someone will find you attractive, someone will get involved with you and if you dont try, fail, learn and grow... just blame yourself.... everyone has failed at dating and relitionships... to validate each other based on looks isnt logical. because in reality its an individual thing

facts about me quick: lost it at 17, didn't want to chance getting anyone pregant, Im an in shape good looking dude, im 33, got two kids, a hot girlfriend now, live at home, still trying to progress, slept with over 70 in my life.

I tried, I failed, they failed, I learned, I grew, I developed systems and got mostly what I wanted.

>>743971153
roll

>>743980698
>in a world full of humans who have the same issues as you, if you cant find your people you're not trying.

I'm trying. But I'm not sure if there are my people anywhere.

>>743980698
>someone will date you, but if you're a weirdo and just looking for sex you haven't had yet you have severe issues mentally and socially...

I am a weirdo. No doubt about that.

>find a woman/man that has things in common, specifically go out and find people to date, it doesn't matter what you look like, you're going to fail and be rejected no matter how much money you have or don't have, no matter how ugly or good looking you are.

Been there, done that.

>I tried, I failed, they failed, I learned, I grew, I developed systems and got mostly what I wanted.

I tried, I failed, I didn't learn, I didn't grew.

>>743980698
>someone will date you, but if you're a weirdo and just looking for sex you haven't had yet you have severe issues mentally and socially...
I don't want to date anyone
I just want to fuck

C'mon fuckers.

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>>743971153
Niggas always post the wrong one.

>>743982767

>death risk is high too high
>dosen't need
>or fellow

Pleb

>>743971153
19yo wizard-to-be, you guys want some OC of me shutting this one chick's sexual advances?

>>743971153
There's a lid for every pot.

Never give up.

How's it like being a wizard?

>>743971153
There is literally nothing wrong with being a lossless virgin.

Be proud!

>>743971153
What class is your main?

>>743971153
Just wanted to say OP:

My step dad was a virgin until he was 35. He met my mom and they were perfect for each other. He was also an awkward guy, works as a drafting engineer. Numbers and formulas are his friend. But like I said he found a woman and they have been married 18 years. Don't listen to anyone who says it's too late. There is a small chance that you will never meet anyone but you have to overcome that because there is an equal possibility that you WILL find her.

>>743984504

Life is shit.

>>743984644

Nah.

>>743984720

Played a mage in 2005. Haven't played since.

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>>743971153
prostitutes when?

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>>743971153
what's your income?
Do you live with your parents?
Do you have any skills?
Is there anything physically wrong with you that can't be solved with discipline? (Eg. skin condition, very short, etc.)

>>743974720
whynot full days?

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>>743974834
nigga it's completely private and secret
the whole industry is premised on secrecy, whores that make a big fuss don't stay in business for long
think about it, they're like NPCs in skyrim

>>743986142
>what's your income?

Like 15k per year.

>Do you live with your parents?

No

>Do you have any skills?

No

>Is there anything physically wrong with you that can't be solved with discipline? (Eg. skin condition, very short, etc.)

Crohn's

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>>743975219
eat less
go to gym
I guess you know this already, but you could honestly just do it for fuck's sake

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>>743977726
yeah probably 99% of your failure is aesthetic. Your personality is nothing, women go for all kinds of fucks, surly wordless dudes, assholes, wifebeaters, etc.
They don't go for fatties tho.
U can be hardcore aspie and get a girl, I guarantee it. U just can't be a fat fuck

I'm tall, fit, allegedly handsome, smart, and have a sense of humor; yet I lost my virginity to a hooker at age 18 and have had sex with about 20 hookers in 10 years since because I have some issues from being molested as a child.
I've only had sex with two civilians, and that was later in my life.

I felt shame to flirt in a social setting, I just didn't develop any of the interpersonal mechanisms of pursuing a girl because it felt wrong like when I was molested and caught in the act.
The rigid structure of the hooker format appeals to my autistic sensibilities and the degenerate nature of the liason feels right because that was my formative experience.

Now aged 28 I regret all the hookers though, I'm not rich I could have saved that money. I also educated myself about the plight of women and realize I've been a patron of exploitation. I felt akin to the hookers, I saw myself as the same: probably damaged

So I went through my young adult life harboring this secret that I can't get with girls, lying about fucking some random girl I met when it was really just another hooker. just felt very removed from society being an attractive young straight guy that suspiciously never has a girlfriend or talks to girls in that type of context.

Getting too old for this shit man, soon gonna hit fucking 30.
Tired of the shame, I'm dropping it. It's not easy, but sometimes we are holding on to our mental hangups.

You have hangups too, just drop them.
I'm very weird, a hot civilian girl at a bar saw me alone and liked that I was weird and basically begged me to fuck her. She was very drunk, maybe that's unethical but fuck it man...
Go to a bar even if you don't drink and a drunk girl will at least make out with you, especially if you are athletic .thought you said obese?
But you can't show up with a shitty attitude mulling over your virginity issues feeling like poor me
Dance with a girl, like an idiot, it doesn't matter. Girls like it when guys at least look capable of fun.

>>743971153
Go to a part of town where you know no one. Convince yourself it's ok to be shunned and shut down by 20 women. Go smile and say hello to 20 women. You will be surprised that not all of them will shut you down. Especially if you go to a place that someone of similar interests will be. Talk to heavier women first, they will be more receptive and less judgemental and you might be happier meeting one of them anyway.

>>743986390
increase your income, get a better job or work harder or work nights or some shit.
Save up money for a house. Do it up nicely.
Once you have that, a chick will fall into your lap. It'll take like 5 years, and she may be a divorcee or whatever, but dude you don't want to face the last 40 years of your life alone.

>>743986718
Try this, OP.
Also make sure to dress nicely and have some kind of prop so you don't seem like a creep. I recommend a cup of coffee and a dog.

>>743986269

Writing job applications on the other half.

>>743986718
>Go to a part of town where you know no one.

That would be everywhere.

>Convince yourself it's ok to be shunned and shut down by 20 women. Go smile and say hello to 20 women.

while not in a single night, those are not high numbers for me.

>>743971153
You are getting older and older arent you?

Go for the fat girls

>>743987036

People do that.