I've been to several doctors and no one wants to help. No

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>>743928999

>>743928999
HAHAHAHA

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Oh come on, that's photoshopped What the hell. You could tee off with that nine iron. Fuckin musical note lookin dong what the fuck son

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>>743928999
Would suck you long time.

That is the weirdest fucking dick I have ever seen!
It reminds me of a Railway Spike.

>>743928999
No, but you can suck mine.
Would post pic, but between your dick, and
the chest burster I can't get it up.

>>743928999

I love sucking dick, oral is my favorite thing by far. I wouldn't fucking touch that thing with a 9001 foot pole.

How the fuck would they fix you without extensive surgery?

>>743928999
what the fuck?

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>>743930958
>he isn't aroused by chestbursters

become a porn star and shoot monster porn.

>>743929573
kek

This is bait, right?

>>743928999

Wtf man. You can't be fucking serious.

>>743928999
how did that happen? were you circumcised in India?

I hope that if you have kids you never fall for the Jew circumcision meme.

seriously though how'd this happen?

It doesn't look that bad. It's like an IRL dragon dildo

>>743928999
On the bright op, you don't have to pay for golf clubs.

>>743929573
good show! I was just about to comment the same thing being that is just what it looks like

>>743928999
What the fuck? Did you shove your cock in a meat grinder?

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>>743928999

>>743931734
kek

>>743928999
Holy shit! You kill small baby animals with that thing!?

Would still suck though.

>>743928999
Why the hell does your dick look like a leprechauns shillelagh.? Jesus op, I can smell the dick cheese through my eyes.

>>743932902
I got a good chuckle from that thanks

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>>743928999
did someone grab it too hard or something? Honestly I don't think surgery would even fix that, might be better off becoming a woman OP

>>743932219
OP please tell us how it happened! /b/ demands an explanation!

Not making fun of you dude. genuinely curious

>>743928999
If you stop photoshopping your cock, it'll look normal in photos.

>>743928999

my heart goes out to you anon. you have a skeletor dick.

well sex isn't everything. maybe you should commit your life to helping the poor?

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>>743928999
Looks like a reverse dog penis what the fuck?

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>>743928999
Oh white boi, at this point it's just getting sad...

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Has it always been like that?

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>>743928999

I'd blow you OP. I can already imagine your face while I'm doing it.

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>>743928999
any relation

>>743932219
>>743933174
OP we still wanna know how it happened! I'm bumping the hell out of this thread. Tell your story!

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>>743928999
I bet it doesn't look so bad while locked in chastity cage
erection is you enemy

>>743929573
fpbp

At least wait until the other thread dies fgt

>>743928999
OP, you have the most handicapped dick I have ever seen... Should come with a wheelchair it's so fucked Up .

>>743933894
My fucking sides

>>743934498
Kek someone cut out his dick from the picture and draw it in a wheelchair

>>743928999
Not the best to look at but i bet its great to sit on

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>>743934856
>Literally no recoil

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>>743928999

>>743934957
There was a second shooter

>>743928999
Yo OP can we get something next to it for scale
>i need to know If the shaft is a sharpie >or if that head is a peach

>>743928999
I have PD from a dick fracture drunk fucking too hard. Your shit looks way worse.

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'Sup, Zack!

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>>743928999
itt: all newfags

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>>743928999

>>743936663

Fucking lost

It looks like a dried mushroom

>>743929793
lel, underated

>>743928999
Your dick looks like it was ducked dry of all moisture.

>>743928999
post more

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>>743928999
Roger that

>>743939291
"haaaarrr!"

>>743928999
I'd gladly suck that.