hey /b/ros I'm going to be a dad soon (unfortunately) I'm

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>>743913527

Well you could accidentally fuck off and never return?

just push her down a flight of stairs

what a fucking retard lmao

>>743913527
youre screwed. have fun for the next 1-18 years of your life, depending on how long you last before murdering your kid and going to jail.

Now it's too late for an abortion

>>743913527
Morgan?!?! Holy Fuckin shit Wess you asshole.

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>>743913527
You're fucked by now nigger. It could come out tomorrow and survive.
Best of luck at your future burger flipping job
Pic related-the rest of your life

>>743913719
wrong person

just get out of town and lose all communication

>>743913527
BTW How did you only notice that your girl is pregnant after 7 months?

Could have asked /b/ sooner

do what niggers do and simply walk away

fuck her for not getting an abortion

>>743913527

Was the sex worth it? Welcome to hell, motherfucker.

>>743913808
Wtf ever bro i know that tattoo of hers anywhere

>>743913623
fuck that everyone would think I did it on purpose and hate me

>>743913846
it just sunk in recently how fucked I am

>>743913527
Any reason you censored titties? Pretty sure it's too late now either way. Probably should do the time since you were willing to do the crime though. If you aren't living together it'll probably be easier as a father though, since you still only have to do part time.

>>743913527
Nope, deal with the consequences. Consider the fact that you've thrown away your adolescenthood and adulthood for the price of a condom.

Adoption is an option! Why the fuck would you want to raise a kid at 18. Sell to some barren rich assholes.

>>743913904
like she's the only one that has that tattoo

>>743913977
Its what you get for dating a 23yr old woman at the age of 17 cockbreath.

>>743913527
Well considering you were retarded enough to get her pregnant, you fucked an idiot bitch who wouldn't get an abortion. Fuck you. Fuck her. And I feel deeply sorry for the child you idiots are bringing into this world. Put it up for adoption after she births and ruins the body that YOU impregnated. Move on and live with the guilt you fucking ilk.

>>743914010
we live together and I'm broke at the moment so it's hard to just walk away

>>743914010
Agree need to see those juicy pregnancy tits

>>743913527
Do0o0o0o0o0o0o0o0o00o0o0o0o0o00o00o0o0o0o0o00o0o0o0o0o0o0o0o0o0on't

>>743914044
Well should i send her a screenshot of this on messanger asshole?

>>743914102
she's 19 you faggot

>>743913527
Join the army and man the fuck up faggot.

you could always accidentally falcon punch her right in the belly.

>>743914109
adoption isn't an option she wants to keep it

>>743913527
how bout you man the fuck up and raise your kid. you knew what could happen if u didnt wear a rubber. so man up or leave, cause shed be better off without you if ur that much of a douche

>>743913527
suicide yourself

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>>743914122
I'm not a cuck that's my gf so no titties

>>743913527
Fucking idiot, you should have searched for a solution the first week you asshole, I don't think there is unless she has a miscarriage which I highly doubt, you better be mentalizing how to be a father and make sure your kid doesn't make the same mistake.

>>743913527
Be a man and step up. Don't be a deadbeat.

I had a child when I was 18 l, bought my first house at 21. I'm 25 just had a baby and going to buy my 2nd home in a couple years. Reason I say all that is having a child early isn't a death sentence its actually the opposite, my life started the moment my daughter was born. All my highschool "friends" are either unemployed or working some shitty job still living with parents or other friends never growing up.

>>743913527
Man the fuck up and take some goddamn responsibility for the life you have to support now. Nobody is ever ready, even if they think they are. This is your legacy now.

Also, tits or gtfo

Man up you pussy being a Dad is the easiest shit in the world.

>>743914221
Okay. Alright. I want you to ask yourself and tell everyone, how much do you care. Seriously look deep down. Look at her and her belly, and then yourself. Tell us OP and maybe some of us can give you real answers.

>>743914109
This

>>743913527
>kills baby because it would be an inconvienience to him
>your gf or whatever clearly wants it since you let it get this far in the first place

This was your fault OP. Be a man and take responsibility

>>743914202
This

Lol my god what a trashy whore to get those stupid fucking tattoos. Looks really fantastic mixed in with those stretch marks.

>>743913527
lol well ya there is . but then you get to spend a really long time in prison,
oh and guys like you ?..really really have an awful time of it in prison ....
heh say hi to your new bf La Darious or as he is known big bubba D

>>743914169
yes, post results

>>743913651
18 years? Ha! Op is going to be gone in less than 5 years

Is there anything that can be done in the first few months to prevent it?

>asking for a friend

>>743914439
thats YOUR view on life. for others your 20s mean living your life to the fullest before hitting 30 and starting to really think about settling down. Having a kid before youre at least 30 will force you to grow up earlier than you should and most likely fuck your life up permanently cause you wont be ready for it.


tl;dr use a fuckin condom

>>743914847
You can get and abortion from 4 weeks to the end of the first Tri. After that your fooked

>>743914977

Suppose girl was pro life. Anything she can eat/drink? Something not too obvious?

>>743914463
>implying
If you are a father then good, I don't know if this is b8 but at least I try to help and being father isn't easy, my dad had me at his 19-20 and he started sweeping floors for money, I'm 22 now and the place he worked hired him as a salesman and I gotta say he is a good father despite all the hardships he had and I didn't realize this until 2 years ago when I finally grow up, being father isn't easy, this guy is going to suffer but if he doesn't give up, in the future, he'll know that all of his hardship and pain were worth it.

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>>743913527
You could always kill yourself and spare the child a life of dissatisfaction of having such a cowardly father.

>>743914439
>All my highschool "friends" are either unemployed or working some shitty job still living with parents
cause they weren't forced to grow up and enjoying the simple life, you sound jealous

>>743913527
push the bitch down the stairs

>>743915097
The fuck is up with you niggas trying to slip an abortive maneuver on your girls? I am dead ass serious write up an essay and CONVINCE HER to get one. No one goes to prison or gets hurt. And no, there is nothing she can eat or drink to kill the baby without killing her.

Hey OP if you're reading this, don't give up, and look for a good job right now, if you can't win enough, join he army, trust me, yes it wikk be hard but you'll have money like crazy and all that money is going to feed your wife and kid, doesn't matter if you're skinny they take whoever is willing to enlist, just endure and never give up.

You're not ready? Yet you were ready to impregnated her, you're a fucktard, your mother should have aborted you. One less stain on society

>>743915450
Karo syrup.. Can induce labor.. Then she could have a premi. Might hurt her and baby may live. You choice.

You'll be fine. I had a son at 19. So far I've made it just fine, tight sure, but not terrible. You just have to work that much harder.

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>>743914439
Calling divorce in early 30s like my dad when he knocked up my mom when they were 18. Gl she's gonna take your left nut and half of all you make and she's also gonna get dicked down either before or after the divorce by Tyrone.

>>743915757
Forgot to add... Whatever you do, do not marry her, just dont.

>>743915845
This


Seriously don't

Adoption you stupid bitch

OP here it's just a prank /b/ros I actually can't wait to meet my son

>>743913527
Get into her phone, delete you number and texts. Throw away your current phone, get a new one. Run, preferably to a different country. Should be good. I'm not even joking

>>743913823
Nigger for sure

>>743913620
Underrated post

>>743915682
wrong person m8 but i did forget about that. However they can find ways if you have a premi they investigate what went wrong

Having a kid isn't even that hard for the father, providing he has a job. You still get the same amount of sleep because the mother assumes it's her job, and you still get time to rest and relax because you're the breadwinner and it's your right. Sure, your paycheck is down a little. It's really not that hard.

Quit being a subhuman nigger and man up to your mistake

This is now a hot pregnant bitch thread.

>>743914169
I wish you were legit.

just mess with the brakes of her car.

>>743917471
all that shit is backed up to the cloud and like 4 other places. fucking noob

>>743913527
Orange juice. Lots of orange juice. It'll cause miscarriage.

>>743917471
This is the best way to dodge your responsibilities. So you can do that or you can stop being a little bitch and confront the situation you helped cause.

>>743913527
Are you God?

give it up for adoption to some desperate richfags. earn a nice buck.

>>743913527
Become a dad you fucking cuck. White people aren't having enough babies
abortion should be banned

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>>743918148
is it a niglet? don't think there"s much demand for niggerbabies. best case scenario u could give it away for free

>>743918236
fappping to her right now mmmm hot slut

>>743913527
Well, OP, unfortunately you're going to have to man up. You fucked up and it's sucks for you but give it a shot. Trying being a dad. If you really can't handle it, give it up to someone who wants him/her.

>>743913527
why did you wait so fucking long? this thing in her stomach already has a working brain

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>>743913527
Anal sex,You are OP after all. If you let a man fuck your ass it will reverse time.

>>743913651
There's always SIDS

In europe u can drop foundlings in anonymous safeplaces.

>>743918236
Holy fuck moar

>>743913527
make a milkshake and put a whole bottle of vitamin c in it
did this twice and worked very efficiently

>>743918417
Haha yep
OP is the leading cause

>>743914847
You can induce a miscarriage with stuff like parsley, vitamin c (without rose hips), pennyroyal tea, black cohosh, etc... That's just what I remember off the top of my head. Perhaps somebody has or will post the two infographics I'm thinking of.

It's not pleasant but I don't think it's very dangerous if done early. I'm no expert but I suspect inducing a miscarriage at 7 months is quite dangerous.

>>743918497
pregnant or before she got pregnant ?

pray the baby is black

>>743918622
pregnant. quickly so i can jizz on her belly

>>743913527
>is there any way she could "accidentally"
spontanious abortion only happens up until 12 weeks.

if you are hoping for a natural miscarriage, a premature birth of lethal proportions is your only hope, you piece of shit.

>>743914221
I mean I always see shit like this on /b/ and always have the same answer in my head. Have you tried fucking talking to her? I mean I know its hard but you're 18 and I learned the hard way at that age that you gotta take control of you're life before it spirals and fucks you over. Also everyone on here seems to get the idea that women are just soulless whores and though they may act that way for attention I assure you they are people too and if she cares for you man she'll understand that an 18 dude wants no part in raising a child. Maybe she'll let you leave no strings or maybe she'll give it up but just sit her down and talk it out with her man explain it to her exactly how you feel about it.

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>>743918848

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>>743918848
here

Op being a dad is awesome, it's also your purpose for living. Got 2 kids now, trying to coax the wife into 3.

>>743919133
Also fuck as much as possible, makes her delivery easy.

>>743913527
Just get over it. It will take many years, but if you keep going for you and your child, you'll end up overcoming it and being a much better person.

Remember, it will take years but it will pay.

I'm 20 and have a child currently 13 weeks underway.
the mother and i were in for a scan last week and i cannot describe the feeling of seeing the pictures.

so excited

>>743919009
>>743919073
Jizz assist +50 points

>>743919565
nice I've never gotten jizz assist points before

>>743919502
>20
>excited about having kids
wewlad.jpg

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>>743919296

Want advice? Quit being a fucking douche and man the hell up. You knocked her up, now take care of your business. Be a fucking man and do what needs to be done asshole.

>>743919829
not everyone is a basement dwelling neckbeard.

i have the resources, time and desire to have a child.

When the baby is born get out of the bed in the middle of the night and shake it, easiest way to get rid of it

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>>743919133
this faggot gets it. being a dad is fucking great. document her journey through pregnancy for b as well

>>743920128
Honestly if you are comfortable with it, good for you anon

>>743920214
hospital can see the signs of trauma.

they will most likely not write a shaken baby off as sids

>not ready to have a baby
>have a baby
How does this happen?
With all the types of contraception available you have to be incredibly retarded!

>>743920332
Could he drown it in a bathub and say he just turned around for a second because something happened and when he calls the ambulance make sure its from a cellphone so they have hard time tracking his real address, making sure he's histerical on the phone and not making sense so the ambulance gets there late

>>743920691
just gonna end up with a brain damaged baby

Man up you pussy. I had a kid when I was 19, it's not the worst thing. At least I was young enough to understand him in his teens. He's 18 now. Also those stretch marks are forever. So eew.

>>743920870
Depends how long he waits

>>743913527
Good job. You've just realized you fucked your life before you even got to live it. At this point termination is pretty much off the table so your only choices are-
a) put it up for adoption and have your soon to be ex girlfriend and your family hate you
b) stay and be a father until you two break up and you get fucked by child support
c) fuck off and move somewhere else like a nigger
Regardless of what you pick you're fucked.

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>willing to kill a baby
>not willing to wear a condom
I'm forced to share the planet with people this retarded

THIS IS HOW YOU MAKE A SUCCESSFUL THREAD BITCHES

>>743913527
Since i live in a low crime area aka rich i knocked up this mexican hot chick just payed the doc to make the operation 'fail' usually costs around 5k its worth it they just say the baby chocked to death when they where trying to get it out

>>743921494
bullshit.

>>743921567
Hey its not hard if you live in mexico

>>743921651
Well own a house there my house is in houston texas

>>743921718
>was

>>743913527
pay some latinos or niggers to beat the shit out of her? that'd probably work.

>>743921718
rip

>>743921828
Nah its still good no flood just got robbed a couple days ago no big deal just bought a new tv set its all they could take before they triped the alarm

>>743921946
they took way more than just your tv

>>743921845
Go with niggers latinos arent that cold blooded unless they are some crack addict

>>743922008
Nah trust me once they broke threw the glass back door they triped the alarm since my house has 2 living rooms or gameroom i don't know the first living room had a tv mounted the other diden't they took the easy one but they hired neighborhood security now they carry ar's and stuff i can take a photo if youd like

>>743913850
>>743913823
>>743913620
Yeah, right. And then the girl will find out he was on 4chan and give us his phone number and were gonna dox him

Don't be a faggot, OP. Don't be like me. I was in almost your same situation (except I was 19), and I left them to never return. And I mean, I properly left, moved to a different state/city, etc.

It was easier back then without Facebook and social networks... but I was young and I thought it was the right thing to do.
I'm 38 now, and one night my curiosity got the best of me and decided to google my son. Found his Facebook and saw he's having a good life. Tried to contact him and he outright told me he's not interested in getting to know me, see me or get involved with me. He called me a coward and pretty much told me I don't deserve happiness in life.

Don't run, OP. I've been depressed as shit ever since. It was the worst decision I made in my entire life. You probably want to run now and abandon him, but don't do it because life will bite you in the ass when you least expect it. When you see the son you abandoned as a real grown up person you will regret it like me.

DO NOT RUN, OP. Don't be like me, man.

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>>743922339
Pos no juan

>>743914439
>im superior because i procreated and bought a house at 21

Only people i know who bought at a house at 21 or had a nice car had help from their parents so not really impressed. Next you were irresponsible and only decided to become responsible as a consequence. Not really what i would call growing up.

>Also buying a 2nd house when u probably dont know shit about homes or their mechanical aspects
KYS

Pro: You came in a vagina

Con: You impregnated the girl. The kid will grow up in a broken home because his father is a literal child who will be unable to properly support him financially or teach him how to be a man. Overall, you added another soon-to-be nigger wannabe vagrant to the world and Lord knows we need more of those!

Worth it? I'd say no.

>>743922339
Are you familiar with the old Russian saying "the past is unpredictable"?

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>>743920259
saved..

i think the only image i have of a preggo

>>743913527
be a fucking man, own up to what you've done and be the head of the family. if you feel it's not working out, just leave and pay child support.

>>743925177
it's just a prank bro, I just made this thread as bait

>>743919133
>it's also your purpose for living
>pregnant at 18

this is what poor uneducated losers actually believe