why don't you have a seat, a drink and tell me why

I got on /b/ to laugh and all that's happened is my paintings folder is filled to the brim with surrealist artwork and weird copypasta .rtfs

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>>743895521
sometimes life does not go as expected... what else is up in yours? are you happy?

>>743895639
I love Ally more than I describe and I act like a spastic around her, but otherwise, yeah. How about you OP?

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>>743895781
I'm suprisingly fine, got my degree, have a new gf... sometimes my ex hits me hard in the feels, but i manage...
tonight i took a night off and thought i'd tend to anons with problems...

is ally your gf or someone you have a crush on?

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why's noone in this thread? a few years ago we had several every weekend night

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i'll just keep dumping until mod deletes

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>>743895973
That's good to here. She's just a crush, but we're pretty close. We're bandmates. We play massive Korgs together.

Pic related. It's a 37 key analog modeling synth. We pair well together, I think.

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>>743896529
whats a korg?
and that doesnt sound too bad... mad e amove on her?

>>743896649
It's a brand of synth. Haven't made a move since we dated briefly in high school, but we'll be practicing at her house all next week so there's that.

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/b/ really is filled to the max w drugs and dicks and dicks on girls and whatnot... it used to be better when i was young

>>743896849
only the two of you or are there other members? w others around doesnt sound like a good setting... how did the highschool romance end?

>>743896994
She started and ended the relationship. It just sort of happened. I wasn't phased. Years later, I probably should have done more. There are no other members, we're just a duo.

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>>743897263
that has potential
tell me about her and how she behaves... if youre spaghettying and shes still there, might be there is some connection beyond the band

>>743897414
I don't sperg out when we're playing, but holding a conversation is really difficult. We're pretty good at improvising and playing cool shit, and she seems really into it, I'm just scared she secretly resents me.

Also that comic was good, saved it.

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>>743897625
well, as a wise man once said "a womans hate is not the opposite of her love, her indifference is"
anyhow, you two have a band together, just the two of you, sounds good to me... how close are you in general? do you talk personal stuff?

>>743897868
We don't really have any other friends, but at the same time, we never get too personal in our convos. I don't know if that's better or worse. When we do talk, it's usually just about music and ideas.

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>>743898041
no other friends? so the two of you only have yourselfes? and maybe shes as autistic as you, have you tried changing the convo to sth personal once in a while? sth innocent to start with

>>743898260
Yeah, but we live in a really rural town with a population of like 300. We take walks and shit, but the conversation never extends past "do you think that looks good for an album cover?" And we see each other almost every day. Maybe she is as much an autist as I am.

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>>743898521
come on man, get your shit together, album covers my ass, ask her for a date

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>>743898690
You're right op. I gotta stop being a spergy, this week I'll do something. Thanks for hearing me out.

>>743898812
first truly sad one

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>>743895386
27
no job
no sister
i'm not even sad anymore.

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>>743898864
np, anon, wish you luck
have a rare pic in advance for the effort

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>>743898957
im blindposting

>>743898995
"no sister" thats specific anon
how come you dont have a job?

>>743899015
That's very generous of you. I'll use it right away
>>743898995
>no sister
wut

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just poured the second pint of my 6 € bottle of wine... what a fancy depression that is this evening

>>743895386
I dont have a hat for my penis :(

All the ylyl threads are dead, no laugh, no lose, always win, not fun, much sad.

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>>743899258
make one, you're a man, act like it

>>743899294
quality dropped since the banana meme, no idea who ever visits these threads... have a seat anon, what's up?

posting sad music now:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gk2NRjhSneU

>>743899452
Make one out of what? Aluminum foil is too scratchy

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>>743899122
want to work and settle abroad, but got baited and fucked over by a company.
almost everywhere the requirement is 3-5 years of fucking practice.
>>743899165
i'm unable to love girls whom i first don't accept as little sister.

>>743899634
human skin would be appropriate i think

>>743899640
a) whats your profession? theres always a way, becoma shepperd or a hitman
and b) thats mildly disturbing, not for /b/standards, but i havent been here for some time tbh

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wznkwl_PUOI

>>743895386
I'm struggling to break some bad habits related to my work ethic. I was told I was exceptional for so long that, once I was with the other exceptionals, I felt slow and weak. I believed I had to be best of the best because for so long that's what I was told I was. Its not easy to accept that you're allowed to be average when everyone tells you that you're above average.

>>743895386
Look, Anon, I need to tell you something because I don't know if I'll ever see you again.

I was an orphan. I grew up in Pennsylvania in a whorehouse. I read about Milton Hershey and his school in porno magazine or whatever crap the girls left by the toilet. And I read that some orphans had a different life there. I could picture it. I dreamt of it. Of being wanted. Because the woman who was forced to raise me would look at me every day like she hoped I would disappear. The closest I got to feeling wanted was from a girl who would make me go through her jons’ pockets while they screwed. If I collected more than a dollar, she’d buy me a Hershey bar. And I would eat it–alone–in my room, with great ceremony, feeling like a normal kid. It said “sweet” on the packet. It was the only sweet thing in my life.

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>>743899817
a) joiner
b) yeah it's weird can't be helped

>>743899817
Where am i gonna get that?

>>743899987
Damn. Someone call Hollywood.

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>>743900080
tor obv, or a homeless guy for a beer? gee anon

>>743899987
dont rly get the reference, sorry anon

>>743900004
c'mon mate, you can get work anywhere, like literally anywhere, two friends of mine are joiners and they never were unemployed for long
and, yknow, when i was still going to university i was digging canalisation tunnels to finance my studies, so how about you be the man you want to be and look for jobs to be aspired by your peers?

>>743899987
Fuck you. I thought that sounded familiar. Disregard >>743900195

>>743899957
oh i know that feel anon, just stop being a dick :^) it helped me a lot to be under the working class ppl at my company, like the welders or mechanics, trust me, a lot of them are smart and have viewpoints you will not have thought about yet and most important, hard working men really get you down to earth, you'll just have to endure some banter and you will become a better man, imo at least

>>743900342
yeah gonna do that.

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>>743900634
i rly hope youre the joiners guy, not the hat-out-of-human-skin-anon... anyhowm best of luck, have another rare pic

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>>743900748
>youre the joiners guy
yes.
>hat-out-of-human-skin-anon
wtf

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more sad music:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IMeAv6xDLMc

if its not your taste, post your own

A couple years ago I was like any other normal fag, out at parties with friends or really just out in general. The worst 2 fucking years go by depression, bipolar, failed suicide attempts. your all I have now /b/ your almost everything, sure I have a nice computer and and shit but in the end I have nothing. i'm here to say thank you for making the last few years bearable. Sometimes I still sit there in the bathroom with the belt around my neck ready to give up, but not everyday not anymore.

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>>743900922

penis hat out of human skin:
>>743899258
>>743899452
>>743899634
>>743899817
>>743900080
>>743900342

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LXEKuttVRIo

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>>743896465
i don't have nobody.
how could anybody forget about me?
>>743901259
oyvey! also nice papercut semen fairies.

>>743900599
It's nice to know I'm not solely alone. I'm not out of school yet, but I think actual work will be much better. Most of my classes have an unfortunate tendency towards quantity over quality. They hold grades over your head like an anvil and loosen the knot every time a drop of water escapes the torrent you need to contain. It's brutal but I'm working through it.

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>>743901072
what happened? and we're always there for anyone

https://m.youtube.com/watch?feature=share&v=MsObv4b-qYg

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>>743901341
how old are you anon? theres always time to get your life together... the only thing that cannot be replaced is teenage love... unfortunately... i think its one of the best feelings in this world and almost anyone on /b/ was robbed of it...

>>743901356
grades are for sheeps anon
i really want to emphasize that, i am in a highly academic field and it feels so good to have contact to working class people, as soon as you start a white collar job, try to get that into your social circle, stops you from becoming an arrogant dick

>>743901341
thx, have one more

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>>743895386
I was a fuccking loser back then and I had only 2 real friends.They were my best friends and still they are kinda.

Problem is, one is really popular, handsome and attractive etc. etc. and hanging out with him makes me feel extremely unconfortable because his friends judge me to death. Im not that cool and not so handsome.

My other friend just feels distant.We dont have anything in common anymore.I hate football and he always talks about football.He used to like what I like.When he talks, I listen to it but whenever I start to talk about something, serious or not, he just never listens.

I spent too much time with them that I cannot just break apart from them but I cant hang out with them too.They feel so distant and I will never be able to feel that "close friend" feeling with them or anyone else. I feel so lonely because of that.Girls come and go but you only have 1 or 2 best friends in your life.

>>743897089
What the fuck this just made me laugh so hard

>>743901413
Nothing specifically, my life just began going downhill then I pushed everyone away and hit rock bottom.

>>743901930
It always happens at a point to everyone.If they let you push them, maybe its time to say fuck it and find different people.

>>743897567
too bad being yourself doesn't actually fix anything

>>743901930
I feel that its my fault and I'm to blame, when I get drunk late at night I cry and hurt myself.

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>>743897089
i know this feeling.
i've seen the most beautiful girl ever in an italian highway-side restaurant's elevator.
she was literally breath taking standing only a couple feets away before me.
i could only stare then try to stare less noticably.
then i returned to my shitty country and empty life.
>>743901811
27. the joiner.
i've had teenage love. gave me cancer.

ty.

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>>743895386
I guess i'll give it a go.
>Be me at 22
>Get decent paying job in oil and gas as a trainee.
>It's boring as fuck and I long to work as a pilot ~ My dream job.
>Save up money over the months, dad helps me with rest.
>Leave decent paying job in oil and gas to study aviation abroad.
>Stressful as fuck, but i pull through. I keep myself motivated with my inevitable career of awesomeness.
>1 year later, I'm a commercial multi-engine pilot.
>Return to country. Apply like mad to local airlines and even the military.
>Optimism at its peak.
>Quickly realize aviation is a highly coveted field
>Very high nepotism as a result. I know no one. I get no job.
>I fight off negative thoughts. Keep applying and networking.
>Oil and gas market starts to plunge due to drop in prices per barrel.
>Can't even get a temp job in my old field because companies are laying off people.
>Friend hooks me up with a girl. We click and start going out.
>She helps take my mind off reality.

>>743901646
holy shit, man, i didnt know anyone except e listened to ghoultown, have a drink on me

>>743901853
:^)

>>743901813
yknow anon, i'm quite old for /b/-standards, oftentimes you cant stay friends with your childhood friends, people evolve, you find someone at your workplace that fits better, just always keep your eyes open, there will always be people that can become close friends, if you let them... and yeah, male best friends are rare, maybe they just arent yours if you grew so distant... if you have a brother, try o bond w him, my brother is one of my best friends for example

>>743898389
I hope she doesn't smile ever again lul

>>743901811
I'll try and make sure I'm the collie and not the sheep /b/rother. I can't describe how valuable that little glimmer of hope I get from these threads is.

>>743902125
well, my teenage love broke my heart and pushed me down the way to cynicism (OP btw), not everyones blessed w untainted teenage love unfortunately... but it made me a better man i hope

>>743902193
a girl, a family and happyness is more important than a big paycheck man, as long as you can feed your family and make them happy, fuck everyone else

song matches the teenage love theme, feels unrelated:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f_iQal-KAXk

I was supposed to be starting my new job this week. You know some turn your life around shit. My buddy works there and we were going to work out everyday. I was going to finally get a real job, lose weight, be able to afford living in this expensive shithole we call Virginia. But they're taking an unusually long time to clear me for access because the place I will be working is on base. If I don't get this job I might not be able to afford college. In other words I'm soon to be fucked. If I'm lucky this was just a weird quark. If not I might have to drop out of college while I work at mc donalds so I can afford to eventually have a shit Career I don't even really want.

I've been dating a bipolar girl and she's fucking up my life.

I'm pretty sure she's been sleeping around on me, and I need to cut if off. Problem is (surprise surprise), the pussy is amazing.

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>>743902738
>untainted teenage love
that thing even fucking exists?!

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I let my autism define me to a extent that it has become a excuse for everything. Why can't I just be normal? I wanna go out and have a drink, but then the noise of the people around me gets stuck in my head and gives me a headache. I don't even have a good computer so the only game I can play is League and I'm bad so the game is just frustrating when I lose. The people around me call me self-destructive because when I get angry I tend to throw things I cherish, I need my phone for music and I can't even count the times I've thrown my phone at the wall for silly reasons. Why can't I just be a normal person?

Sorry, I'm sad for many reasons.

I mean, I've become 18 recently and all the people that wanna ''help'' me talk about is getting me a job, I can't stand the noise, the distraction and the repetitive behavior yet all I do is roam /b/ and play League & watch Youtube videos all day. I can't live in this society and I have suicidal thoughts but I know what it's like to have someone kill themselves, the girl I was in love with killed herself and the pain it gave me was close to unbearable, I don't wanna do that to my mom and sibling, life already is rough on them. My autism isn't physical, but the pain sure feels physical.
I have an attention seeking disorder so maybe that's why I could write up some of my problems but, I have a feeling this won't help me.

>>743902193
>We start going out. I think I love her.
>She makes the push to become official.
>I'm 23 and unemployed at this point with a girl.
>Could be worse right?
>She helps me apply for other jobs, tries to network with her associates to get me in aviation.
>Father wants me to go back and get more qualifications for aviation
>I don't want to leave her behind. I'm scared to lose her.
>I push through on the home front. Doing 1 year courses with gf to make myself more marketable.
>Apply to other companies in different sectors to at least have an income
>No one accepts because they want 3-5 years experience.
>My references finally get a call from an airline.
>Fucking pumped. This is what I was waiting for.
>I get a call from airline for interview.
>I'm ready.
>2 days prior the interview date I get another call.
>Interview cancelled because they're shuffling the board of director members.
>Say they will keep my resume on file for future hiring.
>That was 2 years ago. I'm 26 now.
>Oil prices are fucked, my country is a oil baby.
>Economy is fucked and no one wants to hire.
>Can see looks of disappointment from my family, my dad, and even my girlfriend.

had a one night stand w/ a co-worker. caught feels for her. she's not leaving her bf for me. have to see her everyday.

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>>743902847
theres other magic pussy around... have you ever wonderd why EVERYONE says "dont stick your dick in crazy"? because its a FUCKING STUPID IDEA YOU CUNT

>>743902905
yeah, some of my friends had it... i heard... man, let me have some idealism left

>>743902845
trades man, how about tha? im not rly sure about your american system, but in krautistan you get paid for an apprenticeship in the trades

>>743902847
that bi-polar pussy is amazing. it's worth it.

>>743903107
Maybe there is other magic pussy around.. I've found plenty of great puss, but not like this.

>>743895386
Watching America tear itself apart so easily after all these years. I blame 140 character limits.

>>743903162
You get it. Gotta keep the shit at arms length though.

Gotta know when to get out.

>>743902941
That sounds like me a couple of years ago and I'm 'normal'.

>>743903107
>yeah, some of my friends had it... i heard... man, let me have some idealism left

k. just wondering because not even any of my highschool friends had it.

>>743903336
How though? I've seriously been thinking for so long, I can't just ''fit in'' I have to try my best, growing up without a father has me thinking about silly things like; the way I sit, I don't wanna sit with my legs crossed 'cause that's less masculine etc, stupid shit like that fills my head up with dumb ideas and thoughts that it's just impossible for me to focus.

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>>743902941
sorry man, OP here, so i'm not really in the mood to say this, but you sound like a whiny cunt
i know youre 18, but thats the time you start becoming a man, dont you want to be inspiring to your peers? someone people look up to? a person girls fight for? get your shit together and become better than you are now
or to quote some lame /pol/meme:
>clean your room

>>743902958
i dug canals where shit flows through, while wearing shitcovered pants to pay for my university, i know its your dream, but as you grow older idealism fades, maybe its time for another field bto... not trying to bring you down here, just what I think

I feel like I'll never be able to live without the use of oxycodone, it's the only thing in life that I truly enjoyed and now that I've stopped, because of pressure from my family and others, I feel there's a giant hole in my life and I'm missing something big in my soul.

I know it sounds sad because it's about a drug, but if it's the only thing that makes me happy in this world, who's to say it's wrong to use?

;_:

>>743903593
I just want that warm feeling to emit from my stomach and wrap around my insides telling me everything is going to be ok and that life isn't that bad... I hate myself so much

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>>743903464
get some male role-models, start boxing, lifting, any male sport, its healthy, gives you confidence and other males to socialise with, i myself started boxing a few years ago, best decision of my life

>>743903593
>american opiate epidemic, goddamnit burgers...
gee, anon, its a drug that makes your mind soft, get some purpose
get a gf, get some babys, make them happy, be a man

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>>743902958
>I pick up woodworking as a means to be self employed.
>Fighting off depression at this point.
>Gf becomes distant. Says she needs help to support to family and that my side job isn't enough.
>Dad stops bringing up anything with aviation at this point. He's given up on me.
>I'm "that" son in the family.
>I still got my gf, we're stressed but we'll make it work.
>She starts getting more money mysteriously. She said it's from her side gigs (she sings at concerts)
>Stumble across her phone
>See messages from another
>She's cheating.
>I confront her..I was so mad i didn't even cry or scream. I gave up going back to study to be with her
>She was my ride or die.
>Usual banter, mad I invaded her privacy, she's sorry etc etc
>Says she wants to make it work. Deleted and blocked number infront of me
>1 week later. I get a call from her brother. He's threatening me to leave his sister alone
>Said his sister told her family I was "hurting" her
>WHAT.THE.FUCK.
>Rest of her family blocks me on social media
>Track down this bitch. This has got to be some kinda mistake.
>She tells me she can't risk ruining her reputation. So I'm the scapegoat to preserve her innocence.
>I knew this cunt for years and this is how low she stoops. I'm flabbergasted.
>I see a guy in her yard parked up watching us talk. It's the outside man. Her new bf.
>I feel like choking the whore, but that would only reinforce what she said.

>no gf
>no female friends
>growing misoginy
>no job
>no will to find job
>parents going thru divorce after 28ys
>stopped going out with friends, i dont have fun with them
>dont have fun anyway at home
>started smoking like hell
>fit body totally gone
>t pussy to change something
> too pussy to get psyc help
>growing up sucks

I think i will become gay and start sucking dicks

>>743895386

My birthday was last week and no one gave a fuck, it has been the same for the past 4 years, it could be even more years because i don't remember any good birthdays other than the ones from my childhood

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>>743904018
gee man, if thats real, thats soul crushing... how are you?

>>743895386

>don't want to be with my girlfriend anymore
>she yells all the time
>we have nothing in common
>tired of it

>>743904018
>I can't remember much about what happened. That evening was a giant blur.
>All i know is I felt nothing and pain at the same time, if that makes any sense.
>I gave up overseas education for a woman and she gave me up for another man.
>This cheating confrontation happened 2 weeks ago.
>I still feel numb.
>I still can't hold a promising job.
>Whore ex-gf contacted my aunt as good measure.
>Some of my family disdains me now. Some believes me to be innocent
>I really don't give a fuck anymore.
>Now I'm browsing /b/ with a bottle of bourbon to keep the pain away.

Sorry if the greentext was messy. I'm drunk and I just wanted to get this off my chest.

The girl I like got married a week ago.

>>743902193

12 pages of pilot jobs, as long as you are american:

https://www.usajobs.gov/Search/?k=pilot

If it says "military requirement" obviously they are looking that you join reserve/nat guard part time, so unless you are looking to join then ok.

But also look into FAA, I saw one where you test and evaluate aircrews and inspect airplanes and airlines, but you had to have a rating.

>>743903567
>i dug canals where shit flows through, while wearing shitcovered pants

Tyrion?

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>>743904488
happy birthday anon, i know its late, but you never invite me for a beer on that special day :^)

>>743904211
thats the weak way out, i tend to repeat myself, but become a man anon, dont you want to look back on your life in 50 years and be proud of a house, a family and an army of grandchildren that look up to you? get a job, get fit, get a wife that loves you (they are out there, trust me, im as misgynistic as it gets acc to my wife) and start a real life

>>743904583
git gud

>>743902738
That's how I felt initially.

>>743903567
Yeah I already switched fields. Trying to make it work selling furniture now.

>>743904503
This is my reality unfortunately. It feels hard to get out of bed a lot now. Sometimes I wish I don't wake up.

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Hey there you sad fucks, love you all. Keep going.

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>>743904596
dont worry anon, were here for you... but bourbon? you yanks are just weird...
anyhow, two weeks is nothing... if it helps: 1000 drinks consumed over whatever timespan or 50 pair of boobs and youll have forgotten her

>>743904865
have a (you)

>>743904211
I think that would work or become bisexual more money there kek

>>743904488

when I was 10, bro was 11, my parents "forgot" out birthday, (born 1 yr 3 days apart), usually it was one cake with a line down the middle or they would relight the candles and take one off for me, etc.. But one year, birthday came and went, wasn't until three months later on sis birthday, that they remembered. And then it was like, oh well, you'll have another one next year.

>>743903464
Dude, when I sit in a buss and think ' this guy is retarded ' for example, I start thinking that he can maybe read minds... So I star apologizing in my thoughts and continue thinking in a foreign language... That's the extent of how fucked I am.

>>743904831
I'm not american. I live in a shitty third world country in the tropics.

Overseas training was in america. So I hold a FAA license and my local license. American companies want atleast 1500 hours minimum to be taken seriously as an expat..and I don't have that much.

>>743904004
Women are awful and so are children

>>743904877
Thank you anon

>>743902941
I also got panic attacks from a lot of people talking at the same time.

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>>743905109
<3

>>743905076
3 replies to my posts, im important :^)
dont be worried about the prestige "selling furniture" might not be the the most impressive job, but i reespect any man that works hard and supports his closed ones, keep it up man, were all gonna make it
and get a new girl, good ones are out there
have some papergore

>>743902941
I can't relate to the suicide thing tho, probably for the better

>>743904004
how did this poorly written obvious stupid fantasy shit make me tear up?

>>743905376

Oh, I thought you were an american that went to like a cheaper country because its expensive as fuck to live and train here

>>743905216
Im sorry for the both of you, i assume your brother felted the same

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>>743905598
blindposting you fag, thats why noone loves you

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>>743904018
I hate fucking thots. They need to die

>>743905339
I have something similar but it's more of a feeling that i'm in the truman show

all of my friends left me.. I'm so fucking alone.

>>743905386
>bluepilled

>>743905216
thats shitty anon, my parents werent the best, but thats just sad... much love

>>743905996
we will always be there for you

more somewhat sad music:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U1dmS06j8Y8

>>743905740

Yeah, basically, you were expected to "toe" the line, my dad grew up in the depression and I am sure he had PTSD from the military, so no fucks were given. We moved a lot, so basically it was, put your shit in this box and throw the rest away because we are moving again.

Actually, I'm quite happy at the moment. First time in a while.
I've been listening to some music from my childhood and It's making me happy.
Outkast and some jazz to be precise. Just thinking about my life back then and all the memories makes me happy.

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>>743906265
that mustve been horrible tbh, worst thing my mum ever did was (well except for alcoholism and schizophrenia :^)) throw away all my toys because i didnt clean my room... but at least i got new ones for my birthday man... are you close w your brother anon?

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/b/ro, this is the first time i post after a long period of lurking, its been the shittiest day ever, i won,t act like a newfag cuz i have been here for a few years,today i found out that the bitch i hate apparently is pregnant because of me

>>743906128
>much love

TY bro, much appreciated.

This is like Cheers:

Sometimes you want to go
Where everybody knows your name
And they're always glad you came
You want to be where you can see
The troubles are all the same

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>>743906332
keep it up anon, best of luck
outkast and jazz is gay tho, get your test checked

>>743906480
>close w your brother anon

No, and when my dad passed away, it was just another day. He had his demons and other than working 100 hours a week, all he did was drink.

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>>743906631
did you shag a bitch you hate anon?
and i dont know if you havent gotten the memo but only nefags use the term newfag
>hue
if that bastards born and you start a roll thread for his name i will find you and kill you btw

Am decently attractive girl, but no cute bf. :'(

>>743906698
Thanks.
btw Where can I take that test

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>>743906961

>>743906843
i dont know enough your family to make any propositions, but befriend your brother, you were through the same n shit, even if you had your diffreneces, youre from the same blood

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>>743907066

more sad music:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=00dcKqc5H-A

>>743906961

I'll bet that there are a lot of nice guys that you know that want to be with you, but are too afraid to approach you. Are you sure that you aren't doing something to give them the idea you are not interested or unavailable, like always hanging out with a friend? I know a lot of women who always have that "friend" (the needy one that is fat or ugly or ethnic) and when you go try and approach that friend is like "ewww", even though the girl is interested?

>>743906949
i shagged i bitch that became a bitch, actually a bigger bitch, anon, no the note didn't reach me, and stay calm, the only bastard that will come out of my balls will need more than a roll thread to be alive

>>743907429

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D_P-v1BVQn8

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>>743907514
don't worry anon, it's just banter, wanna tell the story? im interested and have all night tbh

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life sucks man, and just plan stressed too

>>743907755
plain* shit

Because not only did I lose the love of my life, I've also lost any cohesive attraction to other women, and I believe I've been stripped of my right to breed.
My personality is weakened and bound by layers of inescapable shackles, and I can feel cold reality bite down harder every day until I likely commit suicide and plummet straight into Hell, which is a very real, very scary place.

>>743907485
personally I rarely am outside If I'm not with a friend

>>743907598
finally some music contribution
not my taste tho...

have some "folk":
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9d8SzG4FPyM

>>743906128
hey thanks

>>743907832

well, thats why you are single, there are probably a lot of guys that would be there for you if you made yourself available

>>743907683
long story, lots of hormones(proud to say that they didn't all really come from me),and its would be hard cuz it would be hard to pinpoint the exact begining. btw< i want to appologise for my writing, im at the 5'th beer,in european terms being 2.5 liters, and contemplating drinking some whisley too

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>>743907832
call me a cynic but if youre not a fbi agent and really a hot chick, its not so hard to find a decent guy

>>743907794
how old are you anon? i was 25 when my "fiance" left me, shes a crazy cat lady now and im happy with my first child on the way, keep your chin up, life rewards good men

>>743907907
well, i said i was there for you anons tonight, thanks back for contributing to my thread :*

>>743895386
Last two relationship in my life ended because my partener cheated on me, each of them were a year long relationship

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>>743895386
just trying to put my shit together here, just graduated, trying to find a job while my mom is gently surrendering herself to her madness, my dad to his secret life/family and me to necking myself.

The only thing stopping me is my little brother, he's a good boy that don't deserve to suffer this shit alone.

>I like the girl, girl likes me back
>Get close and start liking each other more
>Ask her out
>Tell me she can't because her parents (foreign btw, asain) will never allow her to have a boyfriend
>Tell her to ignore her parents and just don't tell them
> Says she can't
>Stay close
*2 months pass*
>Borderline ready to marry this bitch, all that warm shit in my heart when im with her, real talk nigga that shit is love
>Ask her out again
>Says she wants to really badly but she knows her parents will kill her, also her college work is more important then fucking rn
>Tell her I love her
>last legs
>still same answer

>>743895386
my penis can't experience pleasure almost at all and I don't know why

>>743907837

Oh, I thought it was sad music you wanted.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DFdn1Wt_r-8

>>743908183
just fucking ask her if she wont see anyone else until she/her parents are ready to accept a boyfriend

if you both love eachother it wont make any difference anyway

not really a big problem

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PoPL7BExSQU

not sad but it fits the mood

>>743906698
>>743908334
NIGGA TELL ME THIS SHIT IS GAY AGAIN

>>743908131
I am 24 and I wish that were the case, but my life as of now is officially ruined due to the downward spiral I went down after the break-up.
If I were able to form coherent thought in the privacy of my own mind and strengthen my resolve then I'd be more hopeful, but I can't anymore. I've done too much wrong and now it's all backing up on me.

>>743907485
I think it's that people think i'm too unapproachable, i've had guys clearly be interested. Though most of the time they wont ever say anything about it, and it ends up as an infinite friendzone because im too timid to actually admit anything.

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>>743895386
I am 24, two years into my career out of college. I make good money, drive a nice car, and own a decent home. I keep myself busy with my work and a ton of hobbies and other pursuits. Overall I am satisfied with my life.

I have never had a friend.

>>743908119
5 beer? man, im german, thats a girls portion... anyhow, so it was love-hate and you shagged each others brain out, now shes pregnant? shit...
yknow, id never abort a child, as i think you should stand up to your mistakes, but have you thought of killing her? :^)
how is it going to continue?

>>743908207
not critizing your taste at all, im just more of a "loud-guitars-guy", keep posting anon

>>743908420
jazz is just not my type of music, sry anon, to each his own, have some beautiful, almost classical metal:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jfi-9Qbh4Tk&t=23m58s

I'm stuck in a hole I can't get out of because everything is so pointless. Not just us or this planet, but everything. Universe(s?) and all. One day life will vanish and stars will stop exploding and dark matter will stop doing whatever the fuck we think it does. Then the universe will just shrink itself down to a singularity and start the whole process over again, so pointless.

>>743908334

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5FAYe2N4yRI

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I was normal once
I want to be normal again

But I can't

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>>743908442
tell me anon, we're all here to talk and we're all here to listen

>>743908595
as i said above, money is the least of your concerns (and i make a shitload)... how come you never had a friend anon? autism? arrogance? bad luck? tell me, i am a wise, old man, maybe i can give you some advice

>>743908638
romanian, bro, been working this summer, so i got unused so to drinking lots of alcohol, the usual for this summer is one beer just to pass the time with my bff and then go home, since we get off from work at 22:10, and i catch the tram to go home at 23:00

>>743908638
Yeah
I'm not the biggest fan of metal either
I dont really know anything about metal.What I can kind of get behind is the really epic metal, fantasy like metal and Viking metal.
Rarely, I listen to it to get motivated or something like that.

>>743895386
>new neighbors.
>niggers.

Has anyone ever experienced this? I did not even talk to them and I already feel that I will be robbed soon....

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>>743908897
okay, have to admit, thats cool
>>743909097
if youre the same person, i dont expect you to get metal, most of it is hyper autistic, i have to admit... care to post more jazz?

>>743908987
i never judge someone by how much he can drink, i drink too much and i respect people who know their limits... anyhow, we were talking about the lovehatepregnantgirl, plz tell me more romaiaanon

>>743909247
as a /pol/ack, i need to tell you, that we are a containment board, so take that back there and get called shill you fag, this is not a thread for you

>>743908967
I suppose there's no point in keeping secrets anymore since I've already ruined my opportunity to redeem myself completely, now I'm just wandering around on the blood stained concrete with a bear-trap in my chest, a bullet in my head, and a chain around my neck.
Very awful stuff, never would have expected life to become this ferociously unyielding but hey here we are.
I don't even know where to begin.
Life has become so horrifyingly real that it seems completely not, and my soul keeps screaming for time to turn backwards but there's a fiery face shimmering in the background of my mind saying you can not.
Except there's no point in pressing forward now, my soul is being drained for failing a test from beyond and now it's going to be even further tortured for disclosing this.
Nobody can help me, psychiatrists, psychologists, family, friends, none.
Fucking everyone around me has become a fucking fiend out to get me and there's nothing I can do to stop it because stray thoughts draw them, yet paradoxically I can do nothing to control my thoughts, because they've all set up peculiar lines of reasoning in order to draw my attention elsewhere
My mind is literally being torn apart in every direction and I shat all over the only person who was genuinely willing to save me
I'm going to burn for a very, very long time

>>743908687
>>743908687
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E9ovLBZD1dw

>>743895386
fuckin in love with a girl with severe psychological issues. got raped at some point in life. can't get over her boyfriend she decided to cheat on. mfw she's telling me i deserve the feelings she still has for him.
>what is this i don't even accidentally my whole anus desu

I have friends and all but none of them will be long lasting, my friend group is tight but yet i feel like the odd one out with the others always having the one person they can always rely and hangout with, usually leaving me in my room on weekend nights while i see their shit on social media. Too weak to an hero and want to get out of this fucking cycle of depression but it comes back every few months for a while. :(

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>>743908967
>how come you never had a friend anon

Let's just say that I am very mentally ill. I am perfectly capable of functioning in society and pretending to be an average member of it. I can even form relationships that other people feel are meaningful but only by acting, which I don't have the heart to do. I have opened up and let a few select people see a glimpse of the real me with the same disastrous consequences. I have only completely shared the contents of my head with two other people. The first was my brother who tried to hang himself an hour later. The second was the girl of my dreams. She disappeared the next day, changed her phone number, and now lives in a religious commune.

So it goes.

>>743908140
u me?

>>743908687

You need to reign it in, go look at an ant hill, do you think they worry about anything more than getting food and bringing it back?

I guess at the start of an marathon you can immediately say, wow, its so far, I might as well quit now, but ya never know, right? Live life for the now, don't worry about the things you can't control.

>>743909500
bitch been a bitch,she has done everything to hurt an anon that is too paranoid for his own good, she threatened me to fucking cheat on me, kissed my bestfriend to have her revennge and then acted like a fucking victim appealing to everybody's compassion, i got away from her, she acted like she is going to kill herself(no overacting)and the fucking nost annoying thing, the girl i liked for a long time,which the bitch made her think i don;t even acknowlege her existence convinced her to let me for the bitch, and suddenly, when the bitch wakes up to tell me about the pregnancy

>>743909500
Got a bit carried away there

Probably one of the most well-known jazz songs
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vmDDOFXSgAs

Kinda fits the thread
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YuKfiH0Scao