are there any pills that'd be efficient for an overdose

>>743894476
don't kill yourself m8, the new series of Bakeoff has just started

>>743894476
wtf why would u just kill urself

if you're "done" with life why dont u go fuck around in the real world until you die

>>743894476
I guess you could buy some diuretics and taking a fuckton of them. you will die from dehydration and it won't be a cool death. but a death nonetheless.

England are winning 1-0 dickhead. Don't off yourself. Where in the UK are you?

>>743894706
>>743894796
I have my reasons and they don't matter
>>743894890
That's literally "just starve yourself to death lole" tier
>>743895098
I don't care about sports lol
Quality post though

Pills are one of the worst methods. The chance of you staying alive while shitting and vomiting for hours is pretty high.
When I do it, I personally will use a quicker or at least a more sure way like a gun or rope.

>>743895146
with enough diuretics you can excrete up to 60L water a day. it's not really like starving to death. take enough and you will be death in no time.

but yeah, pills are pretty unreliable all in all. jump down from something high if you really want to get it over with.

>>743895146
Hah not many of us do. But we have to group behind some ideal or another. Anyway why are you taking the shortcut out?

>>743894476
>Please spoonfeed me, I don't want to do research myself.

>lol why

>>743895668
>>743895933
Have no access to guns or high roof tops, because well, UK.
Don't have anywhere to loop the rope around to efficiently hang myself either
>>743895988
I was born with klinefelters, A cup gyno and 6'1-6'2 by 13. Stopped growing then. Tranny, started hormone therapy before 16, not letting puberty really do anything to me. I'm not going to go into my mind and discuss how my mental illness makes me feel specifically, point being, I'm a genetic freak, I'm miserable and I have no point in life. Seeing how happy successful or content others are leaves me crying in bed for hours on end and this happens almost every day. Dissociation, panic attacks, loneliness.
>>743896201
Because mainly because i'm paranoid but also because i'm lazy. I was expecting one of the first few replies to give me a list and expected effects. Don't know why..

>>743896516

Your worried about your search history and your asking us on 4chan for answers? Are you by any chance retarded

>>743896762
Right now they're just seeing a random thread on 4chan, nothing out of the ordinary, but if I google suicide methods they'll be on my ass police knocking on my door locking me up

>>743896912

>No they see what you and thread content and thread headers

I'll bite, why are they watching yoi?

>>743897128
They watch everyone anon

>>743897216

Well I hope they are enjoying the show cos i'm jerkin the gherkin

>Holy shit I'm high

Not OP, but where can i buy adderall online?

>>743897454
What are you jerking it to? Do you have any recommendations?

>>743894476
JUST SNAP OUT OF IT YOU FUCKING PIECE OF SHIT. YOU PATHETIC SCUM. TRY LIVING FIRST.

>>743894476
Just look at fucking Berwick, he looks happy despite the facts.. So, just stand on your fucking legs, and don't be a fucking maggot.

>>743897930
>>743898100
I've tried living and unfortunately after a lot of consideration i've made a decision. I'll probably just slit my wrists open and see how it goes or try something else. Life is painful, why should death be any different..
>inb4 CRAAAWLING

>>743898505
Why not just fucking jump off a cliff/building/bridge? Fast, less painful, and you can do a flip

Non-scipt there aren't any, even with a script they often have adulterants to make you throw up if you OD.

Illegit, try Fenatanyl. they're dropping like flies from that over here, or so the pols tell us.

>>743898505

Death isn't painful because you don't know your dead. You have no before, during or after. You are just not, you cannot feel pain if you are dead.

Death is perception.

>>743898505
Ahh, just stop fucking pitying yourself, you think you're the only one who has a hard life? Suicide is the WEAKEST thing a human being can ever do.

>>743898505
And what about your family? You're not just weak, you're EVIL, too.

>>743898505
Lots more painful than you think, even in the old standard Roman warm bath. Also doesn't really work unless you find the artery, lift it up and then sever it. which I can't even think about without blanching.

>>743898931
I mean.. if you have a family, but that doesn't matter now.

>>743898710
I have no access to cliffs or tall buildings because I live in england. There aren't any bridges that I know of within 3 hours walking distance that would kill me.
>>743898819
I meant the process of dying itself
>>743898831
>>743898931
i am weak, my family doesn't care about me, I was heavily abused in early childhood and it still has an impact on me today

>>743899084
Ahh.. I'm not a motivational speaker, but FUCK. I can't even imagine leaving this whole thing intentionally. I want to EXPERIENCE a lot of things before going. You're an idiot if you really want to kill yourself, that's all I can say.

>>743899084
How can a human being not want anything in this fucking world? Just write a damn list of the things you want, always wanted to do.

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>>743894476

Where in UK are you OP?

>>743899084
>I meant the process of dying itself

You don't get it. Yeah it'll hurt like fuck but, what are you going to wake up the next morning and be all like 'jesus that hurt'. No you won't wake up, you will be dead. From your perspective it never happened, you never were. You are dead.

If you can't grasp that concept, your parents are living examples of why cousins shouldn't have sex

Fuck you ass hat.

>>743899361
And think about them HARD.

I took a bunch of codeine and tramadol like a week ago. Woke up almost 2 days later and now I have loads of pains in my side and random nose bleeds etc. Other people I know who tried to die from pills all failed too. I have a friend and an uncle who both hung themselves successfully though so unless you're trying to keep shock value for family down then pills aren't the best method in my experience.

>>743899084
And you know what? Even if you do something now, you will regret it real fast. And will think in the last moments, oh I shouldn't have done that, oh no no no, but it will be too late. Trust me.

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>>743894476
Buy yourself a shotgun and aim for the brain-stem.
You'll get much more reliable results with much less pain.

I came here to warn Op that pills aren't an easy way to go and now I'm refreshing for the random pics.

>>743900250
I'm not a burger there are no guns here

Take 100 sugar pills but convince yourself they're cyanide. The placebo effect will kill you

>>743900250
and why the fuck are you encouraging them?
you're the same shit human being like them

>>743900394
>Moralfagging

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>>743894476
Helium, fast and easy

If you really wanna go the drug route there's actually a lot of things, 20 grams of saffron will kill you

>>743900495
>Satanfagging

>>743894796
That's not how depression works.

>>743900575
I looked into that already, anon, they don't make 100% helium anymore since like 2010 because of suicides

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>>743900340
Bullshit
http://www.businessinsider.com/guns-you-can-legally-buy-in-the-uk-2016-4

>>743900394
I believe a right to life and the pursuit of happiness incorporates the right to kill yourself.
Who are you to say you are free if you do not have this basic fundamental right?
Besides, there are some pains in this world that only a cruel man would make his brother endure.

>>743894890
would he die from starvation or blood loss? because im pretty sure his ass is going to bleed

>>743900720
You need a "good reason" for having one. Farmers and hunters can own rifles.

>>743900872
Go hunting.
Hell, you might not even do it after you see the splendor that is nature.

>>743896516
are you fat? a lot of klinefelters are fat

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/x/ - a magical place

>>743900971
I can't lift over 20 lbs anon
I have klinefelters and I'm on hormones
Plus I'd have to go through permits and legal shit too, buying all the equipment, etc. I have 80 GBP in my bank account.
>>743900989
I used to be fat as a kid but that was because I did comfort eating. I'm not fat anymore

>>743900720
Do not agree.

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>>743900872
Also, according the article, "For firearms OTHER THAN a shotgun, applicants must give police a "good reason" for wanting to own one."
So you can still buy one.

>>743901188
that implies that you can't get a shotgun even with good reason..
Review multiple sources please

>>743901110
if you are not fat ou could be a trap

>>743894476
People like you make our jobs a lot harder than they already are

>i work in a shitty pharmacy

Are there like.. actual sane people on 4chan? Anyone? :-)

>>743901333
I've been on hormones before i finished half of my puberty, anon. I don't have masculine features because I never had time to develop them.
>>743901365
I'm sorry..
>>743901418
You need to go back

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>>743901139
That is your right and I do not begrudge to it you for a second.
What I do begrudge you is your willingness to chain someone to a life that has caused them an overwhelming amount of pain because you would feel icky if you let them do the merciful thing.

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Smoke some weed. Not synthetic weed, but something like Blue Dream. Try LSD. At least once, before you attempt to commit suicide. You'll see what's behind those unseen crevices you term reality. Lots of beautiful things to experience, so much stimulus, sights etc.

>>743896516
I'm pretty sure you can find a place to tie the rope. You can do a partial still hang. Post pics of your living space and I'll find you a spot.

This has been mentioned a bunch but it's incredibly hard to kill yourself with OTC meds. You'll just pass out and wake up in a pool of your own bodily fluids. Or you'll cause permanent liver damage depending on what you take.

Here are some ideas. Slice your wrists and hop in a warm bath after getting drunk (blood thinner). Partial or full still hang. Death by carbon monoxide poisoning. Shallow water blackout. Swim out in the ocean and then dive as deep as you can and drown. You could make an improvised gun. You could climb a power line and fry yourself. There are plenty of ways if you're creative!

If you're serious you can't just be a little pussy and try to OD without trying to die. If you just want attention then I'm sure you can find something else dramatic to do rather than a failed suicide.

>>743901537
I don't know where to get drugs. I don't have any friends in real life and I haven't left my house in about 2 or 3 months
>>743901584
I'll try slicing my wrists after getting drunk

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>>743901481
fuck i thought you had a dick

>>743901516
Wow, that's like complete shitbrainness. Ever seen that guy without legs or arms? He's just a body, nothing more, and he's a motivational speaker. While you scumbags are killing yourselves all around with not even good enough reasons. I am not trying to make him NOT kill himself, oh nah, I don't care. But I'm sick and tired of this still.

>>743901758
I do have a dick, anon, but it's 3"

>>743901886
then you can be a trap

>>743901741
Get on a Tor browser and buy some through Bitcoin. I can help you with that, brother. LSD (I actually got scammed with N-bome but still has similar effects) will give you an entirely new perspective on life. You will learn to exist. Talk to me elsewhere. People here are devoid of empathy, and I at least have a minuscule amount.

>>743901741
Oh, just try it, and regret it immediately after. You're like a fucking kindergartener.

>>743902043
I already am but I'm miserable
I have literally no one to talk to
I'm isolated and alone

>>743902157
LSD and Blue Dream cause no harm to the body.

please post pic of your asshole

>>743902129
Can you post a contact like an email or a discord? I'll talk to you..

>>743902162
id fuck you if you are a 6/10 of more

>>743901741
Make sure to brush up on your anatomy so you can find the artery.

And make it a warm bath. Warm water and being drunk will both prevent coagulation. You'll also need something quite sharp. I highly doubt you'll be able to go back over the wound if you don't get it deep enough the first time.

>>743894476
pa-ra-cet-a-mol. seriously, it's the "once i've taken it medical science can't stop me dying" suicide drug, it will cause cascade organ failure even if they found you Right Then and took you to hospital, as a UK resident surely you saw the papers fill the time a woman Accidentally took half a tablet too much, went to hospital, died of OD anyway

take a syring with air or go to your local pusher and buy as much coke as you can afford. trust me pills are not the way.

>>743902241
I've not said anything about drugs, yet. But, hell.. It doesn't cause harm the first time, of course, but think about habitually smoking it.

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>>743894476

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>>743901825
You don't know anyone but yourself. You don't know how anyone else feels in their current situation, you don't know the effect it has on their mind.
And it's a not a question of "if" you can live, it's "why" you should you live.
It easy to live, all you have to do is take the next breath and put one foot in front of the other.
You have all the instinct and reflex necessary to keep you alive, even in the worst of times.
My point is one about choice, the individual's ability to decide his destiny, one of torment or rest.

Besides, I'm not even telling the poor guy to kill himself, just giving him some advice so if does decide to go through with it, he doesn't fuck it up and make his life even worse.

>>743902162
I get it, I have potential Asperger's and some other shit. I don't relate to you on being a transexual, but I am a homosexual. Something I was born with and didn't decide, close to your condition. I have a Discord. My name is Linuxxanthor. People here consider you a 'degenerate' if you know what that is. They want to kill you to seemingly ameliorate society. I don't think such prejudice is rational. Contact me

>>743902342
Sex is the last thing I want.
I want affection, friendship and love
>>743902400
thank you
>>743902453
I have no "pusher," I don't go outside.
>>743902440
I'll look into it
>>743902504
You just gave me your name, not your ID, anon.

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>>743902504
hes not a transexual you retard

>>743902657
Id is 8544. I am currently looking for a place to get you some stuff.

>>743894476
I OD'd earlier this week. It sucks. Don't do it.

>>743902696
I am. I mentioned earlier that I've been on hormones since my early teens

>>743902498
No, I just don't think like that. I've heard of so many things where even just a little positivity can help dozens.

>>743902657
My mistake, I misunderstood. You have Klinefelter's. It's all the posts here clouding me. Regardless, I'm still isolated just like yourself. Can't find my place in society it seems

>>743902657
i can be your friend anyways

>>743902498
It's just a shit choice, that's it.

>>743900678
Well I guess the drug route works, if you've got the money saffron will do it

>>743902780
Well shit, nevermind. I understood correctly. People are retarded

>>743902504
Most people that are giving advice on how to effectively kill oneself are doing it because they want to or have wanted to die before. They desire for others to be successful because they wish to be successful. The degeneracy of others might be a motivator for those that are spitefully encouraging suicide. Somewhat ironically, many are encouraging suicide as a result of empathy.

>>743903033
thank you, I would have never known that

>>743902657
No problem. Good luck with whatever you decide to do, live or die.

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>>743902784
Look, I understand where you're coming from.
Hell, you might even have a had friend or family member that attempted or successfully committed suicide.
You just don't want them to die and hurt a lot of people in the process.
I also understand that unless they're an ignorant child who doesn't know any better, then they're an adult who can live their own life, or refuse to live it however they please.

>>743902917
Fuck it, you're going to the same place anyway, this way you just skip all the bullshit in between.

>>743894476
Don't do it but there are always tall buildings friend

Call your doctor. Say your anxiety is keeping you up all night, say your down on energy and almost can't take it anymore, you just need to sleep. If he gives you an appointment, try to stay awake for 48h beforehand. He will then prescribe you sleeping pills. Take them all, it is totally painless, it will feel like you are falling asleep. Please on the same day as you take the pills, send a priority letter to your local police station and tell them what you have done. As an EMT we would like to know it before you grow in to the madress

>>743899391
>this
op is an attention whore faggot

>>743903407
sorry for my bad English, it is not my first language.

>>743903407
this will just leave you eith mental retardation

>>743903300
Going the same place, eh? But how? That is the question. Will I go down as a depressed dumbfuck who couldn't do anything with his life? Or will I try with the best of my luck and try hard to be successful and enjoy life for as long as I can? I think you know the answer.

>>743902780
You have a penis you dumb cunt

>>743903300
I don't know how old you are, but this is a pretty dumb thing to say 'skip all the bullshit in between', really? That's all you can say about life, too?

>>743903519
No, this works, trust me. I have personally picked up 23 girls, after they offed themselves with sleeping pills. But wierdly enough no boys

>>743903771
women tend to suicide in more passive ways than men

>>743903771
i know it works but if you dont take enough pills, it will happen

>>743903668
I don't think the purpose of his post was to belittle life. He's saying that life is a journey. It has a beginning and an end. Each person is entitled to their own life and can choose to cut that adventure short if it's a shit one.

>>743903856
>>743903771
it's actually been studdied and women almost universally go for "painless" and less certain options than men, who will go for Definitive "there's no coming back from this" options, and often the most painful.

>>743903916
You guys are the ones who make it shit.

>>743894476
Why hasn't anyone said paracetamol yet?
The current therapeutic dose is dangerous enough. Take a few hundred and die of liver failure. It won't be pleasant though

>>743904214

someone already did

>>743903912
Well okay that is technicly correct, (had to look it up) but all the perception box size variant holds more then a high enough dose to kill you (also looked that up) so you would have to be mentally retarded in the first place to not take enough :)

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>>743894476
life is something that should be looked at in a different light. If it seems shitty now, thats just the down part. Then things have to come back up and get higher. Don't fucking off your self.

>>743904214
already did, and you don't even need a few hundred, ~30 is enough to cause cascade organ failure, aka 1 full pack

>>743904214
paracetamol tablets, you can buy without a prescription, is required by EU law, to be coted in a vomit enducing compound, so at least until brexit, your out of luck. sauce im a EMT in a EU country

>>743894476
If you really wanted to kill yourself then you would just do it you fuckin fag. Don't come to 4chan looking for tips n shit. If you live in the UK like you say piss off a group of towel heads. They're like a hornets nest. They'll beat you to death and get away scot free. We'll see your miserable death on /pol/ and chuckle. I would say kill yourself, but you already want to kek.

>>743904758
said compound can be countered by powdering the pills however, as the drug absorbs faster than the compound can kick in then.

>>743905042
this guy could be on to something, 3 times on suicide pick up, I've seen white powder beside the girls, if it had been prescription medication, I think the police would have removed it, it did not how ever look like it was a pleasant way to go - EMT

>>743898819
Deep. For a middle schooler.

>>743905566
oh it is Totally not a pleasant way to go, but it is a pretty damn definitive one. once on that train the next stop is The Grave

Pick some cherry seed (?) and crush a good 50 of them then eat it , the cyanide that they contain will kill you

>>743906793
you mean Apple Seeds,

please dont kill yourself