Condom tricks thread. My girl won't let me fuck without

>>743894270
Just rape her

>>743894270
take the condom off in the middle of sex
put it on the floor
fuck raw
afterward, say "oh gosh the condom fell off"
get morning after pill

Both of you get tested, stay faithful, and get her on hormonal birth control. It's that easy.

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>>743894270
>What are some tricks guys
Raw anal

Take it off in a position where she can't see you

>>743894270
The pill.

>>743894270
Bend her over pull off condom and stick it in

itt: unwanted babies are born

You might as well rape her, then get the sti she is hiding from you

>>743894270
Tell her you'll pull out in time. Get her the pill afterwards

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>Some day, prepare for the fuck
>just put some candles or some bullshit
>pre-open the condom and cut the top off
>as you fuck, your head should come loose
>if it doesnt, just go harder
>do full swings, dick almost out and full in, that dries it up and helps increase friction

dats it
if she gets paranoid about what happent she cant blame on setting up the condom coz you just wanted to have all prepared for that special fuck

>>743894270
figure out her menstrual cycle and fuck her raw on safe days. it's not rocket science

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>>743894270
Get tested and dont be an idiot. I got a close call fucking a random girl met at a bar, found out later she got herps. Dogged that shit with a condom.

>>743894270
In my case most women don't even know how a condom looks, or don't care and they stupidly ask "did you put on a condom?" without even looking and I say "yes", and after that they don't really care... if they realize you don't have a condom they just won't say anything in the middle of the action, and if they realize after you finished, the girl most of the times won't make a comment about it because it doesn't add anything to the moment, and might make her look like she's unconfortable or something, and they really care about that at least the first time.

They don't care about getting pregnant, that's what pills are for. They just don't want your smelly dick passing on diseases to them.

>>743894270
Happy Father's day, OP.

>>743894270
Test + pill, don't be such a faggity fag

>>743895152
Are the women you are fucking thirteen?

Put a condom on, snap that shit mid-bone and it will go unnoticed just make sure your pullout game is (100 emoji)

>>743895152
This sounds stupid but it's kinda true, at least the first bit. I've been with 4 girls in my life, and 3 of them always asked the same question. They've never seen a condom per se.

>>743895152
This dude's right, it's mostly about diseases. If you can prove you're clean, you can probably convince her to fuck raw

>>743895279
Probably not.
Most of them are between 23-30 but they kinda act like they were 15 or something
The only woman I couldn't fuck because I had no condoms on me was like 37. At least I got a blowjob in the bushes

>>743894349
/thread

I would obviously pull out. I've only been with 3 girls all my life and the last two would basically have me pull out even with a condom on

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>>743895649
that's quite pathetic bro

>>743895649
People are going to make fun of this, but it's really the smartest way to go

>>743894270
Inb4 liar.

I've had sex thousands of times. And never wore a condom. But never even had close to a scare and always nut into them.

My secret? Nut right at the entrance. It's too far away from the cervix and most of it ozzes out anyway. So there is like a super stupid small chance at her getting knocked up. Most of these faggots on here don't even know how the reproductive organs work...

>>743894270
>What are some tricks guys
get aids so she doesn't have to worry about infecting you with it when you fuck.

>>743895010
what type of faggot are you

>>743895767
That's actually quite responsible asshole

>>743894270
Find a new girlfriend.

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>>743894270
Be black

ITT: how to make babyfags.

>>743895649
>gets asked to put condom
>still has to pull out

lol fucking cuck

>>743894270
She has STDs from all the other guys she fucks, just listen to her and wrap your junk. She likes you enough to not pass it on.

>>743895990
Someone obviously watched plenty of creampie vids

>>743895990
Yeah I think you are just sterile

>>743895990
nah bro that's not true your sperm just doesn't work you infertile cuck

>>743895990
Not entirely true, as some of your splash could reach inside with enough force to get to the cervix if your re really really unlucky.

But yeah, technically improbable.

I wouldn't count on it, tho.

>>743894884
i fuck my gf without a condom for about 4 years and it's all fine for now.

>>743894270
Fuck her during her periods, during these days women can't get pregnant

>>743896144

Yeah. This ^ so use your fucking head.

>>743895990
One of those posts where its really hard to tell if troll or retarded

>>743895457
but where do you live

>>743896313
I see someone just started sex ed at school

>>743896045
I dunno man, pulling out is overkill, do they at least let ya bust on their faces?

If my girl was a slut do you really think she would make me wear a condom? I'm her first. That explains the paranoia of her not wanting to get preggo. Her family is super Christian

>>743896313
Nah, its still possible just way less likely

>>743896245
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>>743896360

Explain to me how sperm travels through a fluid, requires a certain level of pH and tempature to survive. And how It has enough potential energy in a single sperm to travel roughly 12 inches...

Now increase the tempature and pH.
Decrease the fluid.
And add gravity + 12 inches as a factor. And continue to say I'm sterile...

It's really basic stuff here guys.

>>743896716
that's a long way of basically saying you're sterile

>>743896716
you sterile cunts always have excuses

>>743896486
I'm from Buenos Aires, Argentina. I don't usually fuck niggers, tho... it's just women only care about this after they have children and feel they have to be responsable.

>>743896716
enjoy being a cuck having to raise someone else's child

>>743894270

Find a girl that isn't a little bitch

ITT: HPV

>>743896716
You're playing with fire

Make a hole in the tip. When you fuck her pull it back over your helmet.

>>743896981
You can get HPV even with a condom on, dude

>>743896716
VIRGIN

>>743897061
yea but they decrease chance significantly

>>743897061
Ñigga since when.

>>743896716
you sound like a virgin

>>743896716
you're either sterile, a virgin, gay or all three

>>743896716
gay cunt

>>743896716
post a pic of your dick you fat virgin

>>743894270
simple:

http://eye.swfchan.com/flash.asp?id=196697&n=lam5.swf

>>743896716
faggot

>>743894270

op Say you want to use lube go get baby oil it will weaken the condom and your dick slides through the condom without making the poppping noise make sure you use a latex condom and baby oil

>>743896716
Physiologically, all you said is true. However, you're still playing with fire. I'm a medfag and had the opportunity to assist a literal virgin-birth: stupid slut let bf cum in her panties and the guy had a goku-strength sperm in his load. Dumb bitch had intact hymen and a paternity test confirmed goku was the father. The resident had to tell slut's parents (she was obviously a minor) that she was telling the truth, she didn't fuck and got pregnant.

>>743894270
If you take the condom off during sex after she told you no , she would have a case for rape . Some stupid bullshit femanazi crap. So if you do, just don't let her know.

>>743897194
if he/she has a wart in an area the condom doesn't cover, then the disease can be passed on.

Of course the risk for the man is when the woman has a wart inside the vagina, which can't be seen. But they're usually in the lips, which can easily touch the base of the shaft of the penis even with the condom.

>>743894270
Leave some slack at the tip. And use full swings, pulling almost all the way out to where just the head is in. As you go back in her pussy should tug it off for you and when it starts to feel amazing you'll know. You'll prob cum right away too so have fun with a baby and her super Christian family

>>743897637
Shut up nigger.

>>743896716
(you) might have been inbred mate

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>>743896716

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>>743897409

Damn so many responses...

IDK guess you guys believe what you want and Ill believe what I want. It's worked for me the past 4 years so. Maybe I'm stupid lucky or am sterile (however not gay or virgin)

>>743897812
Sure, keep pressing that luck and seeing how far you get, that's definitely the smart choice to make

>>743897643
You don't have to have warts to pass HPV from partner to partner

>>743894567
This. Literally no reason not to do this

>>743897391
ain't clicking that shit nigga. jpg

>>743897637
>still playing with fire

I don't argue that. But then again I'm not afraid of having children.

>>743897776
I've punched one too many cervical entrances with my dick before in doggy this demographic is a meme.

>>743894270
Club her on the head and have non-consensual sex with him.

>>743898031
It's cp

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>>743897812
who's a faggot now bitch

>>743898053
I said the same thing. Now I have an autistic child.

>>743898113
You still are. Faggot

>>743897963
Oh, you're right, I'm talking about type B herpes, and confused warts for blisters, nevermind.

The original statement goes for HPV as well, it can be passed on even with a condom on.

>>743898271
that's a giant boob

>>743898271
Probably a nigger baby in there.
Another welfare skank.

>>743898143
Children with autism are a lot easier to deal with then children with say. Fetal alcohol syndrome.

My girlfriend is a school teacher (a Normie one) but she deals with the autism ones after school and I help sometimes. Theyre all pretty easy to deal with. And all have their days.

>>743898271
nasty strechmarks. They are going to look bad when that baby comes out. I hope you got a skinny mistress.

>>743898394
fuck you no nigger baby in there but she is on welfare, I'm not from shitty usa no one fucks niggers here

>>743896716
>>743895990

You're an idiot. There are cases were sperm swam from the fucking anus to the cervix. It's even possible from the thigh.

>>743898510
100% chance that baby is half black, sorry to give you the bad news

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>>743898510
>calls usa shitty
>his bitch is on welfare

>>743898410
Yeah, it isn't as bad as I thought it would be. I've heard horror stories so I've been a bit fearful of what's to come. He's a good kid though, doesn't say much .

>>743898637
Now post her dick

>>743898672
no

>>743894270
Date someone who isnt literally a fucking child and can afford birth control

Hell girls in highschool have birth control

>>743898637
Damn! That bitch is stupid fine! I wanna pull up 2 dat bumper and smack dat monkey

>>743898749
That's why you fuck only high school girls. On the pill and most of them are open to your kinky shit (anal, choking, bondage...etc)

>>743898761
Found another nigger to impregnate her

>>743894270
Put the condom over your hand, then slap her.
Raw dog that butthole.

>>743898761
nigger, you're a nigger . Ain't ya boy

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>>743898761
fuck off you samefagging cunt

>>743898858
Dood, jus cuz I'm black don't meen ize a nigga. Quit bean racist n shit

>>743898915
>this was your best comeback

you might as well stop posting and prepare for your niggerchild

>>743898634
I mean they can learn. Just takes a bit more work. You raise him right and he will be productive in society. If you assume they will be useless they will be.

>>743898856
Most women who arent over 40, or broke fucking niggers, take birth control so they dont have to deal with thier period. My point was you could fuck anyone you dont have to fuck niggers or children

>>743894270
cheat on her

>>743895649
top kuk

>>743894567
This. But maybe you have a a girlfriend like mine that doesn't want to use the pill. So learn biology and when it's safe.

>>743899067
He might be productive, but he will never have friends

>>743899275
If she's not on morning after youre as dumb as the sterile fag

>>743897987
Except:

A) Requires effort
B) Is completely reasonable
C) Asked by a 4chan anon, so therefore, completely out of the question

>>743894567
Yeah this.

There's no more science than that.

>>743895649
lol I knew a prude girl like this. I would cum twice in the condom. The first time so she wouldn't know. Then pull out for the second one. Refraction time solid >>743899336

>>743899278
One of my close friends are aspie. And he has a fat girlfriend that's Normie and lives on his own. And is perfectly happy.

>>743896066
noone has that much cum

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>>743896313

you are so dumb, you are really dumb

>>743897812
gay virgin confirmed

>>743899868
Projection.

>>743894270
Purposely have the condom rip a few times. She will think they are useless and you get to feel raw pussy. Nothing compares.

>>743899665
He is correct

>>743899999 so close

>>743900111
Fuck you

>>743896666
What a waste. Super Christian = super skanky trashy getting fisted while your at work type shit.

>>743896066
Literally impossible

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>>743900049
no he isnt you can still get preg during your period you are just a lot less likely. god how dumb are some of you just read wikipedia. or i forgot 4chan only reads conservapedia now because they are all alt-right pepe posting faggots

>>743895990
Not sure if b8 but I'll bite. Pregnancy can happen even if you haven't come.

>>743896666
Will she let you raw dog her anal then? Most "Christian" girls will resort to the ass to save their pussy/pregnancy. Had a girl just like her when I was about 20, always had to bag it up. But she let me raw dog her asshole and cum inside her...as long as I promised no "oops, put my condomless penis in your pussy" shit.
I actually think she came more from anal anyways, so it was better for me in the long run

>>743900647
Do you know what ovulation is??? Do you understand the menstrual cycle?

>>743901604
You clearly don't.

>>743901604
My gf was touched by her dad when she was young, so now her menstrual cycle don't work

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gf

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>>743902020

who uses condoms. get her an iud you cuck, is it because you cum in 3 seconds otherwise?

>>743894270
probably SHE has a reason why she doesn't let you.
think about it anon

>>743902020
She looks tiny bro, I wanna see her little cunt getting stretched open

>>743894270
Best trick: find a new girl

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>>743902319
because she forgot to take the pill

>>743902395
here is more of her

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>>743901773
Please never have sex

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>>743902020
>>743902779

>>743903437
Are you fucking in an abandoned warehouse or something?

>>743902779
Dats a nice. I would love to creampie her cunny hole>>743903437

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>>743903628
yes, we fucked in an abandoned house in Shanghai, China

>>743903679
I would love to see that. where are you from ?

>>743903844
That's a yummy body
From Chicago bro

>>743896360
Mad kek dawg

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>>743904197
sorry, we are from France

>>743902976
Except the menstrual cycle is not a fucking precision clock you mongoloid. Women on shorter cycles can get pregnant while on their period. Any sperm that survives the 4th day of a short period will have a chance to fertilize an egg on the 5th.

>>743904329
Me too, I would love to make sweet love to that beautiful body!

>>743904329
>>743904956
MOAR pics man!!

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>>743905079
more of her sexy curves
Hope you enjoy !

>>743894270
She finds you genetically inferior and doesn't want to spawn a child your weak genetics. She will leave your weak arse once she finds Chad.

>>743905233
Hell yeah! She's amazing man, you are very lucky.

>>743894270
you're lucky you have a girl. i haven't been on a date in four years

>>743905866
Go on a date

>>743906138
can't if you get rejected all the time, lol

>>743905866
I've never dated in my life. If the chemistry is there, you go from stranger to bf+gf the first time you meet after 2-3 weeks of chatting online. Happened to me 3 times already. Once is chance, twice is coincidence, but three times is a pattern.

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>>743895944
Fucking get thread

>>743906372
will we see good tripz?

>>743906317
at this rate, ill never have a girlfriend. so far i've looked for fourteen years and i'll be thirty in three

My gf only fucks with me without condoms, now I don't want to fuck anyone else because of how bad it feels to use them.

>>743896313
Haha come on man you're setting him up for destruction

>>743896308
Because you're a fucking jaffa

>>743906489
So you're a wizard, got it.

All these replies are lame and boring.

OP: Do her doggy style. Punch her in the back of the head, and then take the condom off and fuck her unconscious body. If you do it right she won't have any memory of what happened.

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>>743895990
You probably fathered some kids tbh

>>743907078
no, i've had sex. Friends with benefits for a while when i was in college. Felt empty because no emotional intimacy and decided to end it. She never wanted me as a boyfriend and personally I couldn't because she was married and had a boyfriend too. Her husband allowed for her to be poly amourous

>>743896066
That's gonorrhea puss.

>>743906551
I'll put on condoms from time to time just so that I can take them off and feel the difference during sex.

>>743895990
You probably also have thousands of STDs.

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If a bitch wants me to wear a condom, I toss her a dildo and walk out the door. I get nothing from it. On the flip side, I prefer bj's and rimjobs to penetration, as long as she gives me a reach-a-round.

>>743907555
checked

>>743896900
>>743894270

I'm also from Buenos Aires. Here things are easier sometimes. Many woman I know of my age, and even older (23-27), don't use condom. I used to use condom, but in my actual relationship I don't cause she likes it more when it's raw. She doesn't take pills and we've been dating for more than a year and I'm not dad yet. I never shooted inside her anyway

>>743907742
You said that already faggot

poke hole in condom fuck her doggy then while shes bent over strech condom with your hands until dick pokes through. Faggot.

>>743907324
Had a fuckbuddy too. She was a slut, 8 partners before me at 18, she couldn't stop telling me how awesome I am, that I arouse her like nobody ever before. I'd literally approach her from behind while she was washing dishes, just touch her hips and she'd be dripping wet in a hot second. Then when I popped the bf+gf question she had "the talk" with me and literally fled into a relationship with another guy to avoid ever having to go near me.

I still don't get what the fuck that was all about.

>>743907808
Nope, I'm another anon. Raw sex here is really common

>>743908075
i wish i could be able to get someone. it's really starting to affect my life

Sucks to be you. My girl dont like condoms and i dont have to use em. Feelsgood.

>>743894485
This.
Fucking every time with a condom on is the worst.

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>>743908075
You were gonna wife up a fuck buddy???

>>743908075
you tried to wife a ho

>>743894270
Do us all a favor and get a vasectomy. Stupid like you should not breed.

>>743909492
No you moron, I was asking her what if we made our relationship publicly known, as in let other people know we are a couple. Then she went panic mode and hooked up with another guy.

>>743909582
The fuck, seriously, do you even english?

wish i could get a girlfriend
but that ship has sailed away

>>743894270
Here's what I do OP. If your nails have some bite to them, use them to tear the tip of the condom a little. As you fuck. The tear will turn into a hole big enough for your dick to move to the shaft

>>743909706
Maybe she was fucking him The whole time and decided that If she would be in a real relationship she's rather it would be him and not you

>>743909706
Lol so she went with a black guy that could kick your ass to keep you from ever going near her?

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9wOO0_YQ_VY

Since you effectively raping any way why have the pretence... She consented to sex with condom nothing else

>>743910045
I know for a fact she wasn't with him, because he was a jealous cunt all the time, and even accused us of fucking after the third day we did it. He felt like the odd man out, and you don't do that if you are secretly fucking her too.

>>743910191
She went with a white guy same as me, except fatter, more obnoxious, and more of a compulsive bullshitter. Basically a blown up version of me.

>>743910452
Ohhhh shit. Her name tabitha?

>>743910539
Anne-Marie

>>743910452
"She was jealous cunt all the time"
If she was jealous, that may be a sign that she has done it herself, because if she is constantly fearing you do stuff like that, chances are she knows how the game works and how easy it actually is to get away with it, therefor she's jealous.

If a person could never think of doing such nonsense to another person, then they wouldn't think their partner/friend could do so either.

>>743910611
Yeah that's what I meant. Anne Marie

>>743900000

>>743911381
+ edit: Everyone gets jealous, it's "normal", but your description matches my above statement very good.

>>743911381
HE

Jesus christ, HE, the guy.

>>743894270

Break up with her

>>743894635
enough of this pic. keep it to yourself faggot.

>>743894270
I've found that using Magnums works for me since I'm larger than average. Squeezing a big dick into a regular condom was pretty awful until I figured it out. The ARE thin condoms. Check it out.