Tell stories of times women hit on you/approached you as an adult

When I was 17 sitting in a McDonalds, this girl with huge tits sat in front of me and started flirting with me. I even grabbed her breasts. Unfortunately I didn't have a car or my own place. She was 20, must have thought I was older.

>>743879422

Sorry, that's never happened to me

>>743881635
>>Sorry, that's never happened to me
>Sorry, that's never happened to /b/
ftfy

>>743881755
truth

>>743879422
I have a good one
>be 24
>New Years 2015
>friend is dating this girl
>they stayed over
>they invite me to breakfast with her friend
>friend is a kinda hot blonde with glasses and a blue dress
>decent tits
>we have a good time at breakfast
>drink lots of mimosas
>out of nowhere the friend (sitting next to me) lightly rubs my thighs
>actcool.jpeg
>she starts tracing around my package with her finger
>I'm chubbing
>we go back to the house, start a fire out front with some other friends
>give the friend a tour of the house
>go up to my room, she looks out the window to wave at our friends in the yard
>I reach out and fondle her ass
>start fingering her under the dress as she is talikg. To the people downstairs
>she spins around
>says "I know you are a freak "
>we have a dirty rabbit fuck up on my bed
>rejoin everyone
>about two hours later she sucks my dick in a bathroom

Next day she left and I never saw her again.

I got more

There was a married woman at work (not attractive) who would always tell me she loved me. She'd even repeat it when I didn't respond, I guess because she thought I didn't hear her. She'd also find reasons to come to my work area (she worked on the other side of the building), and it seemed like the women she worked with knew something was up from the whispering and giggling.

I never once responded to her "I love you". Just wasn't into her.

>>743881987
Story 2.

>Halloween 2009
>sophomore in college
>go to a wild house party
>lots of coke and shit
>waiting in line for the bathroom
>girls get in line behind me
>she is clearly fucked up, so am I
>she is giving me fuck eyes
>we do a bump of cocain
>she has some on her chin
>I literally lick her chin like a weirdo (I was coked out)
>we make out in the bathroom line
>her friend yells out "you slut!" Cackles
>bathrooms open
>we go into the bathroom and pee then fuck

>>743882080
If she's randomly telling you she loves you then she was probably crazy.

>>743879422
I'll contribute.

>Be me, early 20's. Took ex gf out to local fair cuz I still fucked her from time to time
>While we're out she walks off to some food stand or something
>Random girl runs up to me and tells me she likes my shirt (band shirt) we make small talk
>She lays it on thick, straight up tells me I'm gorgeous and she hopes she can keep seeing me, wants my number
>calculate the possibility of losing guaranteed pussy with ex if she sees me giving my number out
>End up telling the random girl I hoped I'd see her around too, but I had to take off. Walked away and nothing happened.
>Fucked my ex that night. Big mistake, long story, but should have branched off with the random chick.

Next:

>Be me, early 20's again
>Play in bands
>Playing a show early on in career, small bar
>After the set, two punky/goth chicks approach me and literally just say "hi, you were great up there. So we were wondering if you aren't doing anything after this, if you wanted to come back to our place and have a threesome"
>Just straight up, no beating around the bush
>I turned them down because I had a GF at the time.
>Later found them in the alleyway doing heroin
>bulletdodged.jpg

Another band one:

>Early 20's again
>Play in bands
>actually found success in some sense. selling out 1,000+ capacity rooms every night
>women easy to come by
>constantly have women asking me to share a hotel room after the show, or to take them out after my show, etc
>Talking to one girl, she wants to get a room after my set, shes cute and my type so I told her I'd probably be down for it
>later find out she was like 16
>didn't get the room, went home with hot asian girl instead
>bulletdodgedagain.png

>>743879422
Story 3

>2013
>first week of work
>kind of chubby girl crushin hard
>whatever I've been on a dry spell
>we get happy hour with coworkers
>she is all touchy
>asks for a ride back to her car
>she tells me how hot I am
>make out
>fuck in the wrk parking garage

Found out after a few weeks of parking garage sex she has a boyfriend and likes to cheat on him

>>743882293
Fast forward

>be me, late 20's
>working in law enforcement now, what happened to me
>super hot chick I gave a ticket to wants to get out of it
>tell her she can't
>shes 22 years old , tells me she lives at home with her mom and her mom works weird hours so she's home alone a lot
>invites me to come over and "have fun"
>tells me she wants to give me her number
>"ma'am I already have your number and information from when I gave you the ticket"
>she pouts
>"have a nice day"

Never pounded it, but she was smoking. Not gonna lie I kept her # around for a couple weeks, but ended up shredding it.

TLDR; It was a Ladyboy. Doesn't matter, put it in a butt

>>743882181
Maybe a little. I think she was just lonely and infatuated with me. She misinterpreted me being nice as something specific to her. Plus, I had an air of mystery about me because I'd never talk about my life at work.

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>>743879422
When I was 15 or 16 I was having coffee with a friend of a friend at a restaurant frequented by my circle of friends. She was in her 20's. The conversation somehow landed on 9 point bdsm whips and she offered to show me how they work.

I was kinda dumb and didn't really understand she was offering to fuck me. Truth be told that's probably for the best. A year or two later she changed her name to "Justice" and went full retard in life.

>>743881987
>>743882150
>>743882293
>>743882338
>>743882347
Jesus, nigger. Enough. You're not that interesting.

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>be me
>starring at girl cuddling with her boyfriend
>notice she's starring at me
>close my eyes because drunk
>feel someone make out with me
>it's her

>>743882479
I'm thinking those are 2 different people.

>>743882455
Forgot to say, that circle of friends was all in their 20's. The party house was a few doors down from me and they accepted me into their ranks...

I must have been in a pedophile ring because I just remembered that I lost my virginity to the exgirlfriend of the guy that hosted the party pad/flop house. I was 15 she was 28. I was too drunk to cum.

>>743882479
Plus those are some good stories.

>>743882347
How many times did women try to get out of tickets with sex offers?

Some drunk girl at a house party pulled her pants down and shoved her pussy in my face in the bathroom. I was wasted, leaning against the bath tub next to the toilet.

Can't remember if she pissed before or after she shoved her pussy in my face.

>>743882479
They aren't all me you dumb faggot

>sex story thread
>get mad at stories

Kill yourslef

>>743879422
>2015
>live in Phoenix
>meet a receptionist at a bar at a local resort
>start talking
>she's like 19/20
>she starts complaing about creepy old guys hitting on her
>ask her when she is off
>she says 11
>she comes to my place after
>we drink a glass of wine then fuck
>she eats my ass but has disappointing tits

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>>743879422

>be me
>drunk lose bumming around town
>stop at friendish party girl's house
>her BF is there
>bullshitting
>some other dude went to school with is there
>her BF leaves rm
>anon, what do you think about anon?
>learns she wants to fuck
>end up riding w her to drop off other dude at his house
>pick up more beers
>go back to friendish partygirls house
>sit in basement BSing
>end up making out
>be nervous fag because she is kinda out of league
>end up fucking in front of friendish partygirl while she eggs us on and makes requests to us
>pull out and cum
>break own record by hitting the tv screen across the room
>we all kek and continue to drink the night away
>go eat mexican food after waking up next day

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>>743879422
>be me at 20
>heading to department store to pick up some pants and shirts
>drive past 2 qt3.14s walking in the parking lot to their car
>get out and walk passed themtoward store, make eye contact briefly with each and smile
>find some acceptable attire and leave
>get home, grab bags and walk to house
>they had written 'you're pretty sexy' with a phone number on passenger side of car in dirt
>her name was Hanna and we dated for a little bit more than a year

Before that I was a fat neet. Got tired of it, started dieting and lifting. Lost 60lbs and put on a decent amount of muscle, the entire reason I went shopping was because all my old clothes were too big. First time a female had ever initiated.

>>743879422

>At rave
>Flying high on mushrooms
>Talking, no ranting about the possibilities of alien life to a 8/10 blonde
>She's into me, for sure
>Asks, "So you want me to suck your dick or something?" as she grabs my hand.
>Girlfriend at the time 5 feet behind me, talking amongst her friends
>completely-shocked.jpeg
>politely deny offer, probably would have got herpes anyway.
>girlfriend didn't have a clue

>Be 8 yesrs ago
>I'm one of two engineers in a department full of younger women
>Most of the women are 18-25, I was 20
>They poke fun at me, playfully
>As time goes on, they start acting... more playful
>I get called over to fix something and suddenly feel a slap on my butt
>Or I'm crawling under a machine to fix it and when I come back out one of them is standing over me smiling
>One day one of them flat out asks me if I've ever had sex, to which I say no
>She goes "want to?" and bites her lip
>I had no idea what to do, so I said "no I'll just split in two someday"
>I guess she took that as me playing hard to get
>Next day, another girl approaches me at work and asks why I turned down the other one
>I shrug and say I'm just too busy to date or anything
>She asks me if I'd change my mind for a 3-some, then says "you have no idea the things I'd do to you..."
>I still remember standing there, heartbeat like a hummingbird, and going "uhhh I have... work to do..."

Word got around, then a rumor was spun that I was gay. I was/am as straight as can be. They didn't know I was pursuing a relationship with a girl outside of work, and she died the night we were supposed to have our first date, which left me insanely depressed.

I didn't date again for several years. Happily married now.

>>743887695
Why did you turn down the threesome?

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>>743879422
>at bar, friends have left
>girl walks up to me - hands me a note says "this is my phone number, I'm staying at the hotel across the street", then shyly scurries away before I can reply
>mfw I go home to my girlfriend instead of fucking her
>mfw I have mommy issues, so my GF is 10 years old, hates sex, and is so depressed she is on disability
>mfw I can't leave her because my dad left my mentally ill mother, and everytime I try and leave it feels like when my mom abandoned me, and I'd have to listen to her calling me up and crying because my dad wouldn't send her money
>mfw I lost 10 years of my life to this woman

>>743883443
I thought that lifting and dieting were counterproductive. I'm a fat bastard and wondering how to lose weight.

>>743888085
Depression

>>743887695
>she died the night we were supposed to have our first date

wow you had a really deep attachment to this girl you never even dated...

lol I bet she just had a friend tell you she was dead.

>>743888898
She and I were sort of pen-pals who helped each other avoid suicide

And no, she didn't have a friend tell me. She wound up in the hospital, told me, and when I went to bring her flowers, she was gone. Nurses wouldn't tell me what happened because I wasn't a blood-relative, but finally one said she passed away

This has legit never happened to me

Back when I was 16 I had a crush on the only girl that hung out with my group. We were all wanna be punk rockers at the time. Anyway the girl was a bit chubby but two things made up for it to me. One she was a girl in close proximity and two she had Tripple d's. Everyone in the group flirted with her and she was playful back but it felt like she liked me back. For instance I was the only one who could cop a feel of her chest without a kick to the nuts, she slapped my shoulder instead every time. One night a few of us are hanging out at one of their houses. His mom was never home and didn't care anyway. There were four other dudes, her, and me so 6 of us total. We were drinking and smoking weed. Everyone was laughing and having a good time, she jokingly insults one of the guys who tells her to blow him in response. She laughs and says whip it out, he does, and she starts blowing him in front of everyone. Five seconds later all the other guys are crowded around her with their dicks out. They all get up and head to the guy whose house it was bedroom. She looks back at me as I sit there in the couch with a joint still smoking. I was intrigued at the idea of sex I mean I was 16. But I really didn't want my first time to be in a big group with multiple loads in the chick I'm in. Can hear sex noises. Nab a bag and bottle and settle into the couch. Some time later she comes out still completely naked. Not gonna lie she looked good. Sits next to me while naked and asks why I didn't come with everybody. That she had wanted me to. I told her I wasn't into that kinda thing. She asks if I want to have sex with her now just me and her. Think for a long second. Tell her no thank you. That I was tired and drunk/high. She looked like she wanted to cry and said ok and went back to the room. Everything was pretty normal except I flirted with her way less to the point where soon I just didn't. I also started to try new things like dressing more normal. To my surprise my buddies were

>>743889426
were cool with it. The chubby girl seemed sad kinda all the time. Soon I girl asks me out. Now I have a gf. Chubby girl stares daggers at her all the time. Chubby girl corners me alone and confesses she really likes me. Tell her I have a gf and am happy with her and I'm sorry. She's asks if I think she's a slut and that's why I didn't ask her out. I don't respond quick enough and she runs off crying. That same day gf said she wanted to try something. My first blowjob was the something. Would go on to lose virginity to her. Fat girl dated every guy in the group. She Caught hpv from one of them.

>>743879422
This has happened twice, in both cases they never talked to me again after 2 dates.

No girls, since I'm as gay as it gets, but I was once approached on a gay chat by a furfag, and asked if I would hold his (chastity cage's) keys.

Weirdo.

>>743888822
noob here - doing both is not the optimum but it get you further than doing nothing. Muscles burn fat.

>>743890111
Me being a 5'8 manlet who weighs 180 pounds, would it be better to start a diet and do cardio or lift weights?

>>743888660
post pics of 10 year old gf

>>743889528
I think youve posted this before. poor chubby girl, im with u though.

1
>checking in at work
>frumpy security guard
>we've flirted passively before
>she says "pssst"
>I lean in she says "how about I pick you up after work and we uh uh uh for awhile at my place"
>bonus: she's a born again Christian, ultra judgmental.

6 months ago never, now a lot

https://www.dothethingneedsdoing.com/know-your-frame

>>743879422
Got a golden one, but not an adult at the time.

>be me
>14
>get news from parents we're moving to the US in the fall
>say bye to everyone at condominium, last summer with them
>hot milf says she'll miss me
>I say I could visit her but I'd have to sleep over
>she laughs and asks: "would we keep the lights on or off?"
>I get cheeky, respond: "on, all night"
>she laughs and asks me to come see her Thursday at 6pm
>go see her
>she's wearing a see through gown
>thick bushy pussy
>never been more turned on in my life
>takes me by the hand, gives me the talk about underage sex and consequences
>I tell her: "on my life, no one will ever know"
>she lets out a hearty laugh
>kisses me
>undresses me
>sucks me off
>swallows my cum
>says she loves the taste
>asks if I want to try tasting her
>nod furiously
>I put my mouth in that hairy pussy, like a starving Ethiopian at a buffet
>she laughs
>"that's right love, eat it any way you want. When you get tired I'll teach you the how-to"
>this goes on 4 times a week, 3 hours a day
>go from sloppily licking pussy to expert eater
>go from bunny-humper, 3-minute orgasm to "damn I know how to fuck"
>summer ends
>I cry
>she tears up
>I ask her to marry me (yeah I know retarded)
>she says she loves me and asks me not to forget her
>we part

She made a man out of me. The US would see this as rape. I see it as a motherfucking life experience next to none, and essential to every man.

I wish every guy had what I had. I was really... really fucking happy.

>>743893337
Did she live with her kids?

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>be me Chad's best friend
> He tells me stories
>Oh shit thread pops up on B
>Which story can I use to look cool on B
> Cont?

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my best story
>be 24ish fresh outta navy and have a wife at home.
>very good shape at the time. Ienter college.
>walk into bullshit ceramics class and look for open potters wheel.
>see 3 open seats next to chubby mixed girl with a gross face.
>approach seat furthest from her so I can sit by myself.
>mixed fat girl looks at me and says loudly "you're really hot"
>look at her puzzled
>she repeats herself "you're like really really hot."
>class is full of girls and they all start paying attention to the situation. Some are laughing.
>I dismissively respond with "thanks" and take my seat trying to ignore her.
>fast forward end of the semester and this bitch still wont leave me alone.

No whaling or oil drilling for me thanks.

Well, you see, if I close my eyes and pretend I'm this guy I used to know....

I have one story but it is quite autistic.

>be me, 19 smth year old
>Meet a couple of friends at a local pub/club
>Have a few drinks, talk so some girls yadayada
>I want a smoke so I go outside with one of my friends
>We stand there talking until a girl that my friend knew came up and said hello, hugged him etc.
>Commence smalltalk
>She finally turns to me after I stomped out my smoke
>"Anon, you have an absolutely gorgeous face."
>*doubleclick*AutismOverload.exe
>I smile to her and say
>"Thanks"
>I go back in to get more to drink

To be completely honest, I had recently had a very bad breakup and was not looking for anything nor did I think the thought. I just took the compliment.

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>be mid 20's.
>chillin with auntie, grandpa, bro, and dad during out of state visit.
>aunt says to my dad "did you know random name moved back from germany?"
>turn to auntie and say "who is this guy you're talking about"
>auntie says it's her and my dad's cousin and he lives 15 minutes down the road now.
>dad wants to go visit so we all pile in and drive over.
>dad introduces me to this random cousin of his. He's a vet and I'm a vet so we hit it off. Start talking history because we both like history.
>go out on porch for ciggy with random guy/ dad's cousin.
>be smoking and talking then hear girls voice to the side of me. "I like your tattoos".
>instantly feel soft and warm hands touching my arm tattoo and slightly lifting my sleeve.
>look over and see beautiful young chick, she's 17.
>i say thanks and feel kinda awkward because I assume this is his daughter and she's touching on my arm.
>dad's cousin/random guy gives 0 fucks.
>auntie comes outside and says "hey anon, this is your cousin blankface. She grew up in germany.
>everyone leaves eventually to go back inside except her and I.
>she starts flirting with me. I'm turning a little red but she's waaaaaay too young to date.
>hours go by and visit ends.I tell random guy and his daughter it was nice meeting them and now that I know they exist i'll keep in touch.
>we all leave and my siblings are talking about how strange it is that we didn't know these people existed.
>they all then start picking on me saying that my cousin (random guys daughter) wants me baddddd.
>I laugh about it and say yeah right.
>my whole drive back I think about her and wish something was possible between the two of us. She seemed so friendly, happy-go-lucky, careless and beautiful.

Cont?

>>743895954
never ask ffs you have no idea the ratio of lurkers to posters djsfldksjd just post never ask

>>743895954
No don't continue fucking pleb

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>>743896050
I know right?
I'm lurking here!

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>>743894410
>mixed girl with a gross face

heres that gal

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>>743895954
>so i head out to visit auntie again out of state 4 months later
>auntie tells me over phone that young pretty cousin is there (we are second cousins come to find out)
>cousin is staying there helping around the house since auntie has many health problems
>I arrive and see cousin outside when i pull up.
>she runs over to me like a total dweeb it's so cute.
>Hey anon how was your drive?
>I reply it was okay but pretty long distance.
>she grabs my bags for me and walks me to the porch and puts my bag in the house.
>we sit outside and smoke a cig.
>I ask her what's going on with her and she catches me up on her life. She turned 18 since last time we met and she landed a job.
>cousin, auntie and I hang out all day and when night time comes we decide to knock a few drinks back and talk about the old times.

Cont.

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>>743898201
>auntie decides to go to bed early. So cousin and I stay up knocking drinks back and smoking a few cigs.
>she keeps the conversation interesting and flirty. I try my best not to feed into it since we are related.
>I'm digging her though.
>we end up sitting across the table from eachother and she's leaning against it with her face resting on her hand.
>our eyes meet like a cheesy ass love movie...feel a spark......fucccccccck plz noooo
>the feels are there at this point. I wont show it though even if she's flirting me up.
>we talk till late at night and she decides to crash on the couch.
>I tell her goodnight and can see her from the table. I really wanna just jump onto the couch and cuddle with her.

Cont.

>>743879422
never.

>>743898620
cmon

>>743882769
>>743882627
Same nigger

>be me
>never have this happen

>>743898620
sorry went to go smoke didn't know anyone was even reading lol

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>>743898620
>she goes to work in the late morning.
>I wake up and she's gone.
>remember really missing her.
>So I stay an extra day. I just can't leave it where it is.
>go to her house when she gets off work.
>I roll in and she's waiting on her porch in a really crazy outfit.
>very tiny shorts and a top that showed alot of stomach.
>she played it off as "this is normal in europe"
>we end up on the corner of her bed just sitting there cuddling.
>it was the strangest thing. I stopped caring that we were related. It wasnt my first cousin so I said fuck it.
>I gotta drive home and we just hold eachother before i leave.
>next day start texting her about really liking her and caring for her.
>she said she felt the same way.
>she comes down for a visit to my house when she has a few days off.
>we end up smashing a lot and she rocked my world.
cont.

Cont pls
Like how long do u need

>>743901744
>after she leaves I just cant stop thinking about her. She feels the same way.
>We dont wanna hide it we wanna be together.
>we openly admit to family what is going on.
>Her father laughed and thought it was funny but he approved.
>we were inseparable for 3 months. Talking on the phone for like 3 hours a night. Banging like rabbits and having a great time.
>I wanna transfer schools closer to her home so we can see eachother more.
>she helps me move into my apartment and we talk about how she'll be going to the same school with me in the fall.
>she says she's excited.
>randomly one week later she cold shouldered the hell out of me and i felt she didn't care for me anymore.
>this was completely out of the blue. Like she just changed over night.

Never happened unironically, but there were girls in high school who flirted with me as a joke. Best years of my life hehehe

>>743879422
woman eye balls me
approaches at a bar
she's a titless freak
proceed to leave with gay friend to other bars
not gay so no sex
nothing but underage whores everywhere
was a sad night

>>743888867
Elaborate please

>>743902425
Want to transfer schools in your mid-20's?

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>>743902425
>I was crushed.
>I didn't understand wtf happened and just wallowed in my new apartment in the middle of a weird new state and just attended the college as planned in the fall.
>she was there and I saw her during orientation
>she looked at me a lot.
>she'd see me on campus and move over to the area I was in.
>if i called her out on it she'd get mad.
>decided to bang a redhead since cousin is a bitch now.
>redhead finds out my cousin is one of her friends (lol). She doesn't know we use to bang. She tells my redhead girlfriend that she needs my number back and gives her a message for me
>cousin told redhead that I needed to text her.
>still butthurt so i never text my cousin again.
>she drops out after one semester. Begins hardcore drinking and actually goes so far down she starts stripping.
it amazed me how she just turned into a new person overnight
>

>>743902880
Yes, I'm a veteran so I started college at 24.

>>743889426
Green text or I won't read this shit

>>743903002
Shouldn't have been fucking your cousin anyway.

>>743903448
I don't regret it.
I haven't loved anyone that much in my life.
It was a nice experience even if she's crazy now.

>>743879422
Be me at bar in work at
Bartender 8/10 petite bit of a darkside in her eyes and a blue streak in her hair sometimes wears dog collars.
Me 6ft mail work since 16 27 now so in good shape.
"Wow anon you've got bigger tits than me"
"Yeah bit yours are firmer"
She grabs mine I grab hers
Fucking her doggy 10 mins later in my backseat

Bitch implied I was tubby so I fucked her.

>>743882293
Dude u are such a faggot

>>743883021
>>she eats my ass but has disappointing tits
legend

>>743879422
it doesn't happen
women are gold diggers
they're only into poor guys if they're drug addicts/drunks that'll hop them up getting them high or drunk so they can date rape them, that way the female can feel alright about not being a big as a slut.

>>743906033
How would a woman know you're poor just by looking at you?

>>743879422
>A girl practically begging to be asked out
>we're alone
>I start talking about some dumb fucking shit like water polo or some shit
>needless to say I fucked up big time

Have had many woman ask if I was single throughout my life. Old fag 35 now. Always had a gf so never followed through with it. Trying to think of any that stand out. Most are uninteresting basic stories.

Be me 15
>helping my dad run a beer tent at a festival
>passing out stickers for radio station >old lady with her granddaughter
>trying to get me to put a sticker on her shirt on top of her old ass tit
Wtf?
>I play it off like I think she meant she wanted it on her granddaughters shirt
>place it on kid just below shoulder on chest (no pedo)

A few simple ones
>be me contractor so I'm always in different buildings
>have had many woman ask if I was single and such
>about 2 years ago had a smoking hot complete stranger nurse tell me I'm good looking.
Had a gf so just said "th...thanks...".
Another
>sitting at a bar solo last winter
>smoking hot 21yo blonde sits next to me
>dude she is with goes to bathroom
>she starts talking to me
>tells me I'm really good looking
>caught off guard don't know what to say especially since she's there with a guy
>tell her she is very attractive too
>dude comes back nothing happens

Trying to think of more

cant get laid because im short, not white looking, and everyone thinks im gay and no social life

>>743903002
And you never know why she changed?

>>743907978
Why do they think you're gay

>group of grills sit next to us in pub, one of them I find hot af
>her not so hot sister starts talking to me
>oh well this never happens, she'll do
>thankfully i'm already drunk enough to carry a conversation without sperging out
>at some point she says "my sister thinks you're really cute"
>WTF this definitely never happens

cba green texting the rest cause it's not that interesting but basically I ended up making a move on her in a club later on, just made out for a good while but she was only gonna be in town one night and said she doesn't do one night stands. I was so shitfaced that when she said that I tried to finger her right there in the club lmao but she just took my hand away, didn't seem outraged or anything.

But yeah it's pretty pathetic that one of the only times I had the balls to go for it with someone I'd just met was when her sister had basically confirmed for me that there was no risk of rejection.

>>743888822
They're not. Gaining muscle goes faster with a (clean) bulking diet (overeating), but you can slowly gain muscle while losing weight with the right diet. Essentially: 500 kcal deficit with a carefully balanced diet with all the needed fats, carbohydrates, protein, minerals and vitamins. If the protein intake is high enough, slow muscle growth can be achieved through lifting while losing weight.

Also:
>was interested in big titted girl in highschool
>she toyed with me, made out and then proceeded to date another guy while asking me how I felt about it
>bad mmmkay
>few months later shit didn't work out for her with Chad and she tells me she enjoyed her time with me better
>Reply with: that sucks (I might've been a geek, but I had my pride)
>Three months later I have a gf
>NOW she's interested in me and pursues, heavily
>Starts conversations and starts holding my hands, stepping towards me
>Only time in my life I've literally stepped away from a woman to maintain distance

She figured it out after that.

Plenty of eye contact, smiles and nice conversations with women after that, but never again something as direct as that.

>>743913569
Oh, not true, that was the second time that happened. Here's first:

>at a party when I was 14
>two hot girls
>one's out of my league (or so my inexperienced brain thought) but her slightly above average friend isn't
>approach friend with little to no game, but I improvise and do surprisingly well
>not so long into the conversation the hot one interferes and starts flirting and 'claiming' me
>not very nice to the friend, but she asserts her beta position and droops off
>the evening continues and we find out that I look way older for my age and the hottie way younger.
>there's a considerable age difference (10 years)
>the hottie's so into me she still wants my phone number and continues flirting
>turned into my first girlfriend, despite the fact that we're 'just friends' to ensure we (she) don't get into trouble
>no further greentext as I didn't get laid. Second base was achieved at some point and then we broke it off
>I did try hooking up with her niece, but she didn't like sharing me. The bitch.

>>743914327
She was 24 while you were 14?