I'll start. I'm glad my ex miscarried. I was hoping

I secretly want to become a Mormon to marrt and have 3 wives; all of which will bring about 10 kids into this world; i will train the boys to work for me and lure the girls to become as sluty as it can posibly be...

>>743843394
data mine thread

do not post anything here but autistic works of fiction

I secretly like being a sissy slut for hot girls I haven't fucked. Over the years, I've had jerkbuds who I've jerked off, sucked, swallowed, deepthroated, taken a facial, been tied up, dressed like girl, gotten dogged, and even taken it in the ass for. Nobody else knows.

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>>743844498
Oh, wait. That's OP.

I'm thinking about trolling craigslist for an easy lay

>>743843394
Cheated on my gf of ten years with 6 different women. Only reason I've stopped is because I don't have any prospects right now. Love my woman but I cant resist the excitement of fucking someone new.

>>743843394
I have what is technically considered a micro-penis, but when I watch incest porn it seems to swell hard enough to be almost a reasonable size. Chick could deal with 3 inches if I got to call them mommy, right?

>>743844883
I started one day when I broke both my arms....

I used to fuck 2 girls who were friends for money and they browse b. I miss them both very much and wouldn't mind being boss again. It was no strings attached. I'm just afraid they hate me now and have moved on.

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>>743844912
this is 4chan, bro

i lost my virginity to my father when i was 14.

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I would fuck a dolphin

I would like to live in a nudist colony and secretly jerk off in the bushes when an old ladie and kids walk around

>>743845038
We can see your ifunny bar, gtfoutta here

>>743844995
go on...

>>743844995
Are you a guy? If so was he drunk? Did he seduce you or did he used force?

>>743843394
I constantly troll dating sites with a fake profile and chat up/sext/trade nudes with random girls that have low self esteem and will put up with me never actually seeing them in person for attention. I enjoy slowly corrupting them over a period of weeks and sometimes months, making them do ever more humiliating/public things as I get them more eager to please and horny. I've been doing this for many years now and none of my gfs have ever known.

my moms friend tried to fonger me in the back of my moms car.

>>743845108

we went to mexico on vacation and it happened there.

>>743845139
im not a guy and he wasnt drunk and he didnt force me, but someone here said i was conditioned...so maybe that.

I'm not fucking OK
Ever since I was a kid, 15 years ago, people always said "You're going to do something"

Now I'm 30. I've washed dishes in a restaurant for 8 years, smiled at customers for 5, and for the last 4 years have been washing rat cages for science.

I was supposed to be SOMEONE.
My small town all voted for me. Not just the kids. The adults too.

My small ass town started to prep me to learn how to use the sound system at our lonely town hall
I was like "Nah, I'm going to college"

So I went. I learned biology. I did a lot of lab work. I graduated.
And guess what I have? Fucking unemployment. I have nothing left any more.
I'm going to have to go fucking back to washing dishes in a restaurant to pay for food.
I can sequence your fucking DNA and cure you god damned Alzheimers. And now I'm washing your dishes.

I think I'll kill myself next year

I've caused one girl to get the morning after pill 3 times in a month, knowing that can cause long term issues but continuing to fuck her raw anyway.
I guilt tripped and wore down an old gf into getting an abortion and left her shortly after.

>>743845264
what were both your ages? did you enjoy it?

>>743845294
you post pretty regularly.

do you like getting it off your chest or you're just lurking and post something anyway?

>>743845466
>you post pretty regularly.

i dont. unless someone else is doing it.

>do you like getting it off your chest or you're just lurking and post something anyway?

cant sleep. just posted for no reason. i will stop now.

>>743845466
I jack off to it when I post

When I was 26 I lied that I was 18 to meet this girl who I had met online, I had organized to meet in an old crappy cinema see a movie. I was purposely late to make sure she was there before me. When I arrived it was her and her friend she brought along and she had obviously lied that she was 18 also. I spent the entire movie being blown by her and her friend at regular intervals and ended up cumming three times and finger blasting them to more than a few powerful orgasms. For the next few months we agreed to meet at the movies and I ended up serving her and two other friends at other times.

>>743845232
Catfishman?

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>>743845555
don't worry quads god, I'll pretend to be you

>>743845337

Maybe consider another degree such as business, law, medicine, or engineering. With a biology background, a chemical engineering degree might suit you. Biology degrees aren't exactly something to go for if you want a job right out of college.

>>743845337
If you can cure alzheimers you'd be a millionaire and a household name. You're just a pissant wannabe who is too lazy to put in the work.
Ooooh, you have a Bsc in Biology? So do tens of millions of other twenty and thirty somethings. Jackass, nobody told you that you'd have to get cucked by academia until you got a PhD? Only PhDs get the good shit, but you're not willing yo work for it. Now look at you, pathetic.

S

I find circumcision fascinating, It is amazing how it completely alters such a delicate area and is usually done at birth.

>>743845555
checked

>i dont. unless someone else is doing it.
somebody else must be doing it, I've seen it come up a few times this week. or maybe 14 year olds getting nailed in mexico is a common rite of passage I didn't know about

>cant sleep. just posted for no reason. i will stop now.
calm down anon was just asking

>>743843394
I know that feel, OP. Wife is four months pregnant. I'm okay going down that road, but I sort of fantasize about her having a miscarriage with uncontrolled, fatal hemmorraging in the middle of the night. It'd be nice to start over, and bitches love a widower

>>743845827
Idiotic jews; nature is very wise and made your penis the way it is for a reason, you dont start mutilating your babies because of Lilith... i do love the jewish tradition of sexualizing your kids....

>>743845827
>non-circumsized
>OK I wouldn't like it done to me, but it's a thing
>Circumsized
>FUCK YOU, I'M PERFECT, IF IF WASN'T CUT, I'D WANT TO BE CUT. ONLY DIRTY SAVAGES DON'T HAVE THEIR COCKS CUT OFF, CUT ME MORE, I HATE PENISES

>>743845997
sick hyperbole

>>743845966
The thing that fascinates me the most is that the vast majority of guys done where i am arent jewish, its purely cosmetic!

>>743844822
same fucking issue dude..

>>743846116
Cosmetic based on whos ideal? Jews
There is everything wrong with mutilating a baby........a baby ..... we humans are so easily convinced that if we do something for long periods of time it becomes a norm and nobody questions it.

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>>743844822
Me too bro.

She's sitting right behind me as I type this but she's too busy facefucking someone on FB.

Been together 10+ years but I gotta get strange once in awhile.
Fucked the hottest 18 year old in Washington. Great times.

>>743846392
Why else would parents ask a doctor to remove extremely sensitive skin from their newborns penis, leaving a piece of delicate mucosa exposed to the world? It looks better.

>>743845694
Lol no but I am a fan of his.
I do mine just for shits and giggles, you'd be surprised the things they'll do, especially the older ones that haven't seen amuch attention for a while. Once you wake them up and get them crazing orgasms more often, you can get them to do things in public or to walk around with a buttplug in while you direct them to bend over and let strangers see it, light humiliation/sub stuff. Had a lot of fun and fucked a couple when they'd got so horny they'll go wherever I tell them to just for some dick lol
It's not overly difficult, just takes patience. You need to have good text game obviously, otherwise you'll never get them hooked in the first place.

>>743846052
perhaps, but he's got a point.

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>>743846639
Yeah based only in 《part》 of western civilation; you dont see indians or chinese ( 70% of the population) doing this crazy shit; not even the koreans who are crazzy over looks; latin countries dont do it either; majority of countries in Africa also dont; Russians dont; so that only leaves the US with this custom ....very fucked up one BTW

>>743843394
I worked with chemicals that cause infertility for a year. I'm praying they did their job because my wife really wants a kid, and I really want to have money and sanity

>>743844822
Fuck man, same problem. Only reason I stopped is because I put on about 60 lbs.

>>743846964
No, africa does it theres a webm on it

>>743846964
And Australia, about half the guys i have dated here are cut, including my husband.

>>743847307
The whole continent? Go back to sleep Bryan ...retards these US neckbeards

>>743847327
Funny you should say that, my gf said her ex was cut and she was never a fan of it. I'm not and she still has fun to this day playing with my foreskin and has practically developed a fetish for handjobs lol

>>743847327
weird.
ausfag male here, don't think anyone I grew up with was cut. maybe it's a regional/social group thing?

>>743846639
clearly a cutfag lol
See >>743845997

>>743847327
Australia with only 23+ million habitants; nope is not majority; you guys still the #1 country doing this shit ; pretty weird knowing that the vast majority are christians .....faken sheeps cutting lil kids dicks

>>743847619
Brisbane, im 35
>>743847549
My husband is cut, i can give him a handjob but only with a lot of lube.

>>743847771
perthfag, 31.

I grew up in pretty godless areas though, no kids in my town were getting cut for religious reasons.

Lower half of high school class. Zero college. General discharge from army. Will make $140k this year working in tech next to vets and degreed douches. And probably fucking your mom.

I cheat on my wife just to suck cock.

>>743848067
How does it feel sliping down your troat?

>>743848323
Good enough to risk my marriage to do it.

Sometimes I can forget about it, sometimes I can deal with it. But other times it really gets to me. Im not gay but this plays on my mind a lot. Sometimes i even fap to the memory. When I was 9 I was abused by a family friend. I knew it wasnt right but I kind of liked aspects of it. Used to look forward to it. He would make me suck his cock and apparently I got real good at it. Got to the point I'd just do it without him asking, he expected it and I didn't mind. Ended up taking the skills I learned and using them on my gfs older brother. A couple years ago i hooked up with a guy, wanted to see if i was gay or just getting off on childhood memories. Told him I've never done this before and sucked him off. He called bullshit saying there's no way that was my first time, said I knew my way around his cock and had no trouble swallowing his load. I wish none of this happened but it is what it is.

>>743847771
>My husband is cut, i can give him a handjob but only with a lot of lube.
My condolences. I particularly enjoy watching her get ridiculously worked up over being able to do something she didn't know she was missing ;)

>>743844995
haha, this meme

>>743847619
It seems to be more of a country thing as far as I can tell, it starts off as a 'has to be like his dad' thing with no other opinions getting a chance because the whole social structure is a lot more closed off to different points of view. There's only a couple guys I know for certain that are cut, it's not really something that we talk about too much tbh though.

>>743848529
So she wouldn't be ok with you being bi?

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>>743845555
You do. I remember the thread and jerking off to it rigorously.

I understand the probability of a father taking his little cumdumpster princess to Mexico, pumping her full of tequila and then ramming his meat gun into her tight, young, wet, soft pussy and spilling every last drop of seed into her belly, but now you're removing probability of chance by adding detail.

>>743848912
Yes. Continue

>>743849213
she might be more upset about the cheating angle anon.

my wife is comfortable with me being straight, but was quite upset the one time she caught me fucking another woman.

>>743845555
Post as often as you need to. Who the fuck are we to judge or comment. Your father was a cunt and caused you real psychological damage. If you wanna use /b/ to try make sense of it, go right ahead. Youre probably helping other femanon or anons who have had similar experiences.

>>743843394
Me too, it was 50/50 i was going to be paying child support

>>743849373
Well you might want to bring it up as a 'so I'm thinking I might want dick' thing and then you could invite another guy around or a 3some? A new dick for her to play with might sweeten the deal?

>>743850522
You get on the floor, ..., Dinasaur?

>>743844335
this. most important this

>>743850658
Why did he delete the post?

I dread being with other people. My shift involves two fifteen minute breaks and a n hour lunch. I usually skip my 15's so I don't have to sit in the break room. And for my lunch I always always always go out. Some days I don't even eat. Just sit in my car with the radio on. Sometimes my coworkers go "hey I saw you sitting in your car ". I just say some BS excuse like "yeah I was charging my phone I have a mobile charger thing" or "yeah I just pulled in I got McDs for lunch I was just texting someone"

>>743850913
I knowwww i was reading...so what happened?

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hehe xD

My buddy's ex is a hot big titted milf. I have explicit pics and videos of the bitch. The upscale slut would be beyond humiliated if she knew that so many people know in detail what those big tits and cut look like not to mention what she looks like with a cock in her mouth and pussy. Happy to share them. Email me at barrydawson363 at gmail

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>>743850522
do you idiots not know that the delete button doesn't do shit?

Please see>>743844335

About to date this petite cute girl but still sexting with a boi I used to fuck

>>743850953
Yeah it got me reading too... Bummer...

>>743851144
Where do you find these hidden posts?

>>743851356
i don't think there is an archive for just deleted posts. but when the thread dies and goes into archive I believe the hidden/deleted ones still show up.

>>743851144
I'll bite, how did you get it back?

>>743851457
it never deleted for me. I believe this is a feature of 4chanx. Archive can be found at archived.moe

>>743851457
i'm telling you this just in case there are fools browsing this thread that believe that once you hit page 10 it's gone forever

>>743843394
OMG, same! Except it was an abortion.

Also, I've had chlamydia for about 2 years and still have unprotected sex with girls all the time. It causes infertility in women when left untreated, which it usually is, since there are little to no symptoms. I'm hoping to fuck 100 dumb sluts into infertility in my lifetime, thereby saving children from being raised by dumb slut mothers.

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One time I downloaded an N'Sync album and didn't seed it.

There's no chan that is going to cont. this story for us unfortunately... Time to find something else to fap to.

>>743851590
atfirstiwaslike.jpg

You are doing gods work anon

>>743851590
I have chlamydia and hpv and I have no problem giving it to anyone that doesn't want to use a condom

My gf doesn’t know I post her nudes while she’s sucking my cock. I also like browsing nudes of her friends while she’s down there

>>743850913
Because he was a dinasaur. The story was a lame cucky fiction.

>>743852280
Never stopped them before lol
Some have even been fap-worthy if they put in enough effort...if anything, to me a deletion adds credibility tbh

>>743849535
props anon

>>743843394

I hate vanity. This society is not for me. I crave higher purpose. Also I think I'm an alcoholic. I've done a lot of stupid shit.

>>743853873
are you me

when i was in hs i got drunk and had sex repeatedly w 5 guys for like 10 hours, they made videos and everything and by the grace of i dont know who, they never shared them... to this day i've never know of someone else aside from them knowing about that.

i got bruises and my body was in pain for the next days because they used me badly, i told everyone i had a fight w another girl

the next day i thought it was going to be super weird but they were super cool w me... after hs i lost contact w 3 of them but kept talking to the other 2, im currently married to one of them.

>>743853873
What youve written anon is lyrical. Its like a deep heartfelt poem. Beautiful prose.

>>743853873
what higher purpose is there than getting money and fucking bitches?

>>743854029

I guess that would be subjective anon. But think more in the direction of idealism.

>>743854133
I am thinking of idealism. If you want to be a superhero, how about you go read a fantasy novel?

If bitches and money can't buy you happiness then you need to find your inner peace and decide what the fuck it is you want out of life.

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>>743851594

>>743850939
Same
Modern life ain't for me

>>743854260

Remember the part of my post where I said I hate vanity? That applies to you. Fucking cunt.

>>743854378
How the fuck am I vain? Just because you don't like what i'm saying? Because I have confidence in my opinions and you're envious?

>>743854577

>hehehe moneeyyyz
>hehehe bitcheeeeezzzz

You're like 14 year old kid who just watched his first world star hiphop video. It's fucking pathetic. Fuck you and all people like you.

>>743854656
Bitch, at least I accept the things that I like about life instead of being a nihilistic pussy.

>>743853996
Have you developed any fetishes from the experience?

>>743854656
sounds like you could use some pussy... fucking faggot ass wizard

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>>743843394
DEAR FBI,
STOP GETTING AROUND MY GOD DAMN FILTERS

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I'm addicted to cocaine. I spend all my money on it. My girlfriend thinks I have a sinus infection which I'm having treatment and surgery for as my nose is ruined and my sinuses are full of scars.

I hate coke. I get clean for 3 or 4 days. Get some cash, but 5g and do it in about 2 days or less.

I get no good feelings from it any longer. Only flu-like symptoms, night terrors, insomnia, paranoia, infections, etc. etc.

Am I a lost cause?

>>743854704

You like the things in a certain type of society. Materialism is not life you fucking faggot.

>>743854810

Haha. I've probably hooked up with hotter women in the last 2 years than you have in your life faggot.

>>743854888
I hope not. I have a brother that's probably addicted to cocaine right now. I plan to go through college then help him through rehab.

>>743854888
start smoking it you retard

>>743854922
Bitch, people aren't materials. Just because my values line up with what other people like doesn't mean anything. What am I supposed to be upset that I can connect with other people over similar sexual desires?

>hotter women
how many did you pay tho? Snowflake ass, stop trying to be special and just be yourself. I don't mean accept nihilism. I mean actually go for what you want.

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>>743845555
https://archived.moe/b/search/text/i%20lost%20my%20virginity%20to%20my%20father%20when%20i%20was%2014/

>>743855126

This is exactly what I mean. All you think about is money and sex. It's pathetic. You think that is what makes someone a success? There are more important things. And I paid for none. Just because someone has a different view than you doesn't mean they are fat, old, hairy kissless virgins.And I am not purporting nihilism. Nihilism is moronic.

>>743855364
Look buddy, I don't care. I don't. I'm not going to fight you into a pep talk. Fuck off and die in a basement if you're this pathetic.

>>743855068
Don't wanna start crack man, I'm lost already. That would only speed things up.

found my sisters dildo down the side of her bed while looking for my phone charger.
licked it while jacking it, made me absolutely cum buckets.
kinda feel regret at tasting my sisters pussy now tho

>>743846639
Only "looks better" in America lol

>>743855473

You're a byproduct of a vain society. Kill yourself.

>>743855600
bitch, what are you then?

I am currently in one of the most terrifying positions in all of mankind.
I actually spat in the face of God and now I'm going to burn in Hell for eternity.

>>743855636

Someone who doesn't think money is the ultimate goal in life. How fucking pathetic are you that you think fake fucking printed paper is what makes someone successful?

Three years ago my roommate tried to hang himself but the rope snapped. I found him crying in the corner with the rope still around his neck. We talked for hours, i ditched work, i ignored any calls, we just sat there and talked. I told him if he ever tries that again, fail or succeeds, I'll never forgive him.
Since then we've stuck together, we go to lunch every Wednesday and Friday, we watch game of thrones (and other shows) when they air, and we just hangout.
He has told me that the only reason he won't try again is because of me. And that he doesn't want to disappoint me. He's now married, with two kids, and a little corgi named Trident. He asked me to never tell them about what he has done.
And until the day i die I'll never forget what he told me on his wedding night. "I used to think no one ever loved or even care about me. But now i know I've got you."

I blackmail women saying I will post their nude photos on line.

>>743854786
yep, since then if a guy grabs my ankle... its an instant turn on

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>>743855832
Wow, keep up the good work man. And make sure you never let him down.

>>743855832
Well done anon. You're a good guy. Probably don't need that shit on your head, but at least if your friends married he's not your responsibility now.

>>743844229
Read a few books first, faggot

>>743843394
I tried to impregnate my ex without her knowing. Her family is pretty wealthy, and I wanted to live the good life.

>>743854888
Man, I wish I could lend you my ability to go cold turkey. I've gone cold turkey off so many things that other people have such a hard time quitting but I am very thankful for it

>>743843394
I'm glad my wife's parents died in a car wreck.

Her mom always hated me because I wasn't Catholic. Her dad was just an asshole to everyone.

The money we inherited gave us a huge leg up in life at a time when we really needed it (massive student loan debt, wife was laid off), and that financial security has made me far happier than having them alive ever would have.

>>743843394
I've been with the same woman for 13 years, married for 9 of those. We have two kids together, and I love her with all my heart.

I have also been cheating on her several times a year for the entire time we've been married.

>>743856289

Have you fucked any other cheating married/engaged women? Any pics?

>>743856184
I wish you could too man, I wish you could too.

>>743856349
I don't try to hard to get to know the side women, but some of them have had rings on, yeah.

I don't have any pics, that's way too fucking risky.

Like I said, I love my wife, we have a happy marriage, and I have kids to think about. I'm ridiculously paranoid about getting caught.

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>>743856289
>I love her with all my heart.
>I have also been cheating on her several times a year

I know this feel.

Question: Would you still get married if you had to do it all over again, or stay single and fuck around without guilt or stress?

My conscience is constantly tormented, I can't think or use my imagination to soothe myself because it operates on a coherent system of logic that forces it to behave a certain way.
I am scared to death because I have ruined an opportunity to become something extraordinary in favor of something bloody and grotesque.
I deeply wish to die but now I realize that suicide would deploy a vacuum in spacetime that would force others to compensate for me and usher me straight into an agonizing Hell.
I have no comfort, and an just forced to dredge in guilt while the world dismantles itself around me.

>>743856537

>durr 2 risky maaaan

It's called a fucking photo edit. Blackout their face and post some pics asshole otherwise you're another lying faggot probably.

>>743856540
>Would you still get married if you had to do it all over again

Yeah. We're happy together. I genuinely love her and enjoy being married to her. I also always wanted kids, and I believe a marriage is the best way to have them.

I'm just not satisfied with one woman sexually, and she's not okay with an open relationship. So I cheat. She doesn't know and no one gets hurt.

I don't really have much guilt or stress about it.

>>743856601
>It's called a fucking photo edit. Blackout their face and post some pics asshole otherwise you're another lying faggot probably.

I can't post what I don't have. Like I said, I've got a good thing going and don't want to fuck it up. Saving pics of women I've cheated with is retarded. It's dumb shit like that which gets most cheaters caught.

>>743856202
I have similar.

My wife and I split up not longer after has our son. She needed a 'break'. I find out she's been fucking around with a workmate. Nearly destroys me, I take an overdose fully intending to die but actually make it through, just with some damage to my liver.
I slowly rebuild my life, have to go through the courts to get time with my son. My ex becomes an absolute self centred bitch. Is a cunt to my son, treats him terribly. He wants nothing to do with her and cries saying he wants to stay with me only. When it came time to return him to her he would scream. Thrash out and yell for me to help him. Fucking killed me, he'd be driven off seeing his face looking back for me. I'd go back inside, drink a bottle of bourbon and fight the tears.

Fast forward a few years my son lives with me full time now. He has a disability and is hard work at times. Ive had to take long periods off work to look after him. This has caused me some real financial problems at times. His mother thinks he gets in the way of her love life. She doesn't want him anymore so he's all mine. I'm happy to have him but after all the work she made me through with family court and lawyers, it just leaves me cold a parent can do that.

Anyway last year her dad had a heart attack. He survived but only just. He's now a real weak man and has said he has to get his affairs in order because he won't be around much longer. He said he thinks Ive a great job all along for his grandson. He admires the work I've done for this kid. As such he's changed his will. His house, all of his assets will be sold. And I'll get everything. Ever single cent. His lawyer has put in that my ex wife or her brothers can't contest it. This money is for his grandchild, or the person who is looking after him. And that's me. They'll still fight it, it will get messy but that's his wish, he's of sound mind

I was blown away. Amazed he saw this happen and sided with me. Even if he didn't say anything at the time

>>743856799

What a fucking pussy.

>>743856972
God you're so fucking dumb it hurts to talk to you. Why the fuck would I ever save pictures of women I've cheated on my wife with? What the fuck would I possibly gain from doing that? Besides increasing the risk of getting caught and ending up losing my family and a bunch of money?

>>743855556
Should have jizzed on it

>>743857134

Translation: I'm a huge faggot who likes to tell lies on /b/.

You realize how fucking easy it is to create password protected files right? Enjoy having literally nothing good to jerk off to when you're dying alone in an old geezers home fucko.

>>743857347
>You realize how fucking easy it is to create password protected files right?

Yeah, and?

Why in gods name would I save pics, regardless of how little it would increase the risk? Why increase the risk at all for literally zero benefit? So I can prove I'm telling the truth to the dipshits on /b/? I don't give a fuck what you think.

>Enjoy having literally nothing good to jerk off to when you're dying alone in an old geezers home fucko.

Right. Except for the 50% of the internet that's free porn.

>>743843394
For a few years I've been taking used diapers from bathrooms, dumpsters and neighbors' trash. Want to stop but it's too damn good. Yeah, I'm fucked up.

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>>743857518

>Free porn is better than OC

And that's why you're an underachieving cunt. Because you have this type of mentality.

But let's be honest here. Most of the sluts you fuck are fat fucking BBW types huh? I'm all for cheating but the only reason why I wouldn't try to get good OC is if the bitch I was fucking was a big fucking aquatic cow. Be honest is this the case you fucking faggot?

I've been with the same woman for 15 years now. We have two children (twins), and at first it was great. I was, and still am, adamant that I am going to do a better job of it than my parents did (and I hope I do). The kids certainly seem to enjoy my company, and they respect me. My wife however, has taken a completely different turn these last few years. She's now too busy sleeping (practically never getting out of bed before 11:00), ignoring or dismissing the kids, playing on her phone or eating everything she can get her increasingly fat fingers on.

Obviously this puts a damper on our sex-life. So, I get my kicks by jerking it with asian camwhores. Lately this new girl at work has started taking more and more of an interest in me. She's asked me out on several occassions; movies, coffee the works. I've always turned her down, thinking it was the right thing to do. But now I'm starting to feel drawn to her as well. She obviously takes care of herself, is intelligent and articulate, and likes the same movies and books as me.

Some day I think I may very well go out with her, however I am also a bit of a coward and the idea of losing what appears to be a well adjusted family scares me. I've told no-one about any of this.

I like eating poop in a sexual context. Also looking to be a bdsm slave for old men full time. Wonder what to tell family once it happens.

>>743857518
Mate this is classic. I'm amazed that someone is so over the top bizarre upset that you don't have photos to share of past conquests. As you said, why, when you run the risk of destroying your marriage? I think the other anon must be twelve, or autistic. Or both.

>>743855701
Care to elaborate?

>>743857347
>Enjoy having literally nothing good to jerk off to when you're dying alone in an old geezers home fucko.
How you gonna access those files if you cant remember the password??? Why would you care about the files if you dont remember who is in them?

>>743855832
That's sweet. I hope one day I can be as good a friend as you

>>743858381

>implying everyone gets Alzheimers

>>743858132
Who are you - male or female?

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>>743843394
rattled

>>743845337
move to where the work is.
>be me
>degree in law and politics
>no jobs in my country
>applied for a fuckton of jobs online and moved to another country

you're an idiot

I'm an opiate addict, I hold a good job, I make decent money, I have a wife who loves me.

But I can't stop , I recently "lost" 400$ I bought about 2 months worth of Vicodin and some morphine form a buddy of mine , I keep it hidden in plain sight , I ahvent been sober in 5 years. No one knows , it would ruin my life prolly cost me the wife and my job , If I stop I don't believe I'd be able to survive the withdrawal.

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>>743855480
U dumb

Smoking cocaïne ain't crack.
It's cocaine....

Crack has been cooked with other chemicals to make it crack

>>743857698
>I'm all for cheating but the only reason why I wouldn't try to get good OC is if the bitch I was fucking was a big fucking aquatic cow.

Let's be honest here. You've never had the opportunity to cheat. Because you've never had one woman willing to fuck you, let alone two.

That's why you're so obsessed with posting pics. Because the only way you'll ever get to experience something like that is vicariously through others.

I post my exes on the reg

>>743859178
As long as you arent letting it control your life... Were all fucked up anon

>The sole reason I'm still friends with a guy who turned out to pretty weird after a while is because he still lives at home and has a very cute sister who's turning legal in a year.
>She's a very cheerful, happy girl who hasn't realised how hot she is yet, and she liked me since the first day I saw her, as did I
>Now we're pretty much playing the waiting game. It's basically a year too early at this point to ditch the friend and get with his sister.

>>743853996
Fuuuck! That's awesome!))

>>743860426
That was a significant nicer response than I've felt to expect from here lol

I groped my best friend when she got blind drunk at a party and passed out.

I was on a trip 2 years ago and while staying at a hotel I woke up at 3am because I couldn't sleep. I decided to take a little walk and when I got close to the pool I could hear splashing and moaning. I started to go back to my room and mind my own business when I heard a young boy say it's my turn now. I took a peak to see a young girl getting getting fucked buy 2 Boyes. One of them saw me watching and said run someone's watching mom's going to kill us.

I'm married and almost 50. I fucked a HOT 22 y/o several times this summer. Felt good, real good. Feels kinda bad now.

Me and some friends were hanging out drinking, one friend brings his girlfriend. He gets pissed halfway through the night (someone said something, don't remember) and leaves, she's
having none of his shit and stays. The remaining three of us end up gangbanging her that night as we're all pretty drunk. I don't know if he suspected anything or not the next day, but as far as we know he has no idea.

I am currently fucking my girlfriends sister behind her back. I have been doing this for about a month now. Feels bad but also feels oh so right.

>>743861261
Well done anon. Well done.
Fist pump.