Life advise from personal experience thread Age/advice I'll

>>743731562
is that good or bad?

I am a work in progress.

thats a big dick for anal

>>743731562
Plenty of people stay together their whole lives. Your pretense of sage advice is already flawed.

>>743731723
But it's a trap bouncing on his dick, so he's used to it.

>>743731562
Are you saying in the future I will be multiple persons?

Give female lead relationships a chance.

It's a huge rush watching a superior cock fuck my wife

Go Steelers

31m
If you are starting college, don't go to a for-profit school or any school approved by navient/sallie mae.

Also, don't go into any kind of art degree, NO MATTER HOW AWESOME OR SMART YOU THIN YOU ARE FOR THE ART WORLD. It is a fake industry for the super elitists and you will never get into it.

Also, if you plan on going into a filming or production degree, or some kind of video gaming degree that is not directly PROGRAMMING, you are wasting time, money, and life. They are completely useless degrees and hold no value in a ridiculously competitive industry that is very quickly being replaced by robots and AI. If you like filming and video production, make it a hobby. You'll get further, faster.

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>>743731562
26m
As time goes on you will probably lose your closest friends. Doesn't matter if you grew up together or if you consider them brothers or sisters; they have their own lives to live and sometimes it doesn't include you.
Best thing to do when this happens is to just let them go. Don't try to live in the past or give into the nostalgic feelings, because it will only bring you down.

>>743732101
This is what's wrong with today's society.

>>743732043
This! OP is a retard. Doesn't even check what he wrote before posting.

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>>743732101
>go steelers

Bahahahah

Age: 25
Advice: fucking traps is gay, but they are good at taking cock just remember to ask for an std check and wrap your cock.

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>>743732101

Age 18
Life doesn't change no matter your age don't think it will get better with time cause it won't. If you want change then NOW is the ONLY time. Life is meaningless and we live to die. Yeet.

18m

all life is suffering or waiting until you're suffering again

just end it

24. Things don't get better, you just get better at them. So whenever you get scared, just remember that future you would laugh and call you a pussy for it. On a long enough timeline, we all become parodies of our past selves.

19
Literally nothing matters one day the universe will implode and anything that ever happened or anything you did will cease to exist

>>743731562
>leddit spacing
>faggot.gif
>can't even into engrish properly
fuckoff faggot.

>>743731723
4u

>>743731562

Age: 2.273

Advice: Humans are defective

>>743732187
>As time goes on you will probably lose your closest friends.
>is 26
>is unaware of the fact that everyone dies and feels the need to inform randoms that people wont be in your life forever
well, you sure are fucking retarded, and i wouldn't keep you in my life after expending your use.

Xbox and weed, two reasons so many are fucking losers struggling to get by. Wake up and grow up or fuck you.

24

Why did my girlfriend emotionally cheat on me and then victimize herself when I ended it. Why did she become intimate with me after she started something new post break up. Why am I still thinking about it so long after it all happened.

>>743733137
>reddit spacing is new meme
>muh spleddit lacing
>mah fleddit macing
>hurr hurr reddut spurdo
>ring-a-ding-spacing-reddit
gtfo

27M, Investment Banker

Buy low, sell high

>>743733137
>>faggot.gif
on /b/, heterosexual intercourse is gay.

Antifa is nazi. Think like them or else.
Black lives matter is the same nazi.

>24m
Learn about investments, save money for retirement no matter how young you are if you are making enough money to save, save it. Have a frugal life, stop portraying a status you dont have, that means dont buy really expensive car/cars if you dont own a house/flat yet, same with clothes n other stupid shit. Travel abroad, go visit other countrys. If you can never stop improving yourself in your academic realm, alot of times tittles and degrees get you there even if you dont know shit, you can learn on the spot and fake it till you make it. Never stop excercizing and take care of your skin. Only do psychedelic/nootropics drugs or steroids in normal doses, other drugs are not worth it. Dont relate to black people and dont get too close to jews either.

>>743732769
>Life doesn't change no matter your age don't think it will get better with time cause it won't
clearly a retard who's brain no longer developes or grows, likely from drug abuse, or having his head banged against the wall too many times from his faggot boyfriend.

the brain matures and developes well past your teens, if you don't look back and realize how you've changed anymore, you've stifled your growth somehow.

>>743731562
22m
Umm, not being able to feel stress sounds like fun, but it just kill motivation and you end up wasting a fair chunk of your life doing nothing instead of what you should be doing. So, my advice is to cherish those moments of stress and use them to push yourself further in life.

>>743733470
yes, the national socialists were negro communists, yes.

mneeyyyyss

>>743731562
source on the vid?

41y/o male..

eh, shit, guys.. idunno.

it doesn't fucking matter, you're overthinking this shit.

try listening to jazz or something, what the fuck I don't even

>>743733375
Anti-reddit spacing fags got btfo

36m

Have kids, but only if you are with someone who has the same desire for family and will place you and your kids ahead of themselves and their family even.

Kids are amazing, dive in get on your knees and look them in the eye when you talk to them.

Let them teach you.

Nothing has brought me more fulfillment than raising my sons. Nothing.

t. Former chad, frat bro and pharma bro.

>>743733397
this guy is the realest here

26m
I know yall underaged and in High School, so when it's time for college, just do some random engineering and you can land a job at any field

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23m
if you find a quality woman don't take her for granted, but don't let her run your life either

>>743733397
But I'd rather buy the high and sell the low, can you facilitate this transfer?

>>743733817
Second

>>743731562
46/m

its not your job to understand other people... its your job to understand how to react to them and keep progressing.

>>743733950
THIS or biology -- most bio tech will hire you for a fairly cushy job in: sales, project mgmt, marketing etc. just with a Bach in bio

>>743733950
But I'm shit at maths and already chosen my college

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>>743733306
>hur dur your young you don't know that people die
its not about dying dipshit its about people leaving and moving on without you. Most people live their lives thinking that they'll have their "best friends forever," high school sweethearts, or even basic friends to fall back on. These people have their own lives and it typically doesn't revolve around you. Clearly you don't understand this concept considering your comment about "expending my use."
You're being a bit too edgy.

Did i miss anything?

>>743733994
sauce?

>>743731562
Literally nobody cares about you. Nobody is going to help you. If you want something you have to get it for yourself.

>>743732101
>Go Steelers

My sides, they are space now

>>743733872
32m
to jump off of this anon...

enjoy your free time while it lasts, boys. part of growing up will be accepting that its not all about you anymore

>>743731562
keep your personal and professional lives separate
started a business with friends
did well for a while, but ultimately lost my business and my friends

>>743731562

22, M.

Don't trust anyone, get a dog.

>>743733994
> this

>>743731562
46m

No one really knows what's going on, and everyone EVERYONE is making it up as they go along.

>>743734093
There are 3 options for people who suck at math:

Do law and succ on gvrmnts tits

Go to Med School

Do Biology/Chemistry and go do some farm work

33 m

Learn to disagree, show your claws, and respect yourself. You'll get into some blowout arguments, but later you'll feel dignity and pride that makes you feel like a man.

>>743734429
I'm doing a physics a level and computing and electronics but just no maths I really want to be a programmer

>>743734429

I'm trying to do option 2. In Canada but it's fucking difficult to get in here. Doesn't help I'm not a science major either although it's still possible.

33m

>Fuck bitches, get money.

>20m

The system controls us all, travel and become a fruit picker

>>743733373
Because she's a cunt. Cut off ALL contact with her and move on or you'll never get out of this loop.

37m here making 10-500 dollars a day from the comfort of my own home

be handsome, don't be ugly

25

Life sucks then u die.

Anyone felt empty before? Life is so fucking repetitive and boring it's mapped out for you the moment your born. I spent a quarter of my life studying just to spend the rest of it working my ass off for bits of paper.. it's rigges

28 M, Drug Dealer
Do good in school. Once your done with high school, the world is yours to do what you want with. Be yourself and do what makes you happy, give yourself acceptable boundaries and enjoy life.

>>743734976
see
>>743734992

>>743731562
37m
Women are psycopaths. All of them. No matter what anyone tells you. The only way to have a postive relationship with a women is to dominate them.
If at any point you are not in control. Then you have become the bitch in the relationshop. Women will ignore you. Worse yet. Friendzone you.
They cannot help this. On a subconciece level they must be dominated. If you attepmt to question them about this. They will revert back to feminism.
However, they cannot control instincts.
All women desire a strong alpha male.
Now how to convince them you are one?
I have no idea

20 M
Former Drug addict, pretty much everything you can thing of, clean for 4 months, not liquor
Searching for answers in life will just leave you depressed with the answers, ignorance is bliss

>>743734325
Very good point anon - make sure you live your life before you get into the "adult thing"

I traveled a lot in my 20s and early 30s, met a lot of women and made a lot of friends with weird and normal people.

Now I can talk about doing blow in czech brothel or eating still moving Tuna in Japan with my neighbor while playing catch with my kids.

At the end of the day you only get one life.

Any advice for when at college or shortly after it?

>>743735749
congrats bro from yours truly @ >>743734992
keep up the abstinence. mad respect for that, dont meet enough of you.

>>743735768
This

>>743732249
>>743732464
>>743732590
>>743734259

The way she looks at you when another man pumps cum into her is priceless

Then you punk his beta ass by licking her out and cleaning what's yours

Quest for seven starts next week!!!
Steeler nation

>>743731562
Advise is a verb.
Advice is a noun.

I advise you to use the correct word. You should take my advice.

>>743732187
i really feel this man. im learning that sometimes your lifestyle choices just dont click like they used too. people change. just let them be happy being them. youll both be happier that way.

20m

>>743731562
sauce??

>>743736210
You would be the one punked here. and beta for that matter.

>>743736262
Since we are doing grammar now, I want to add something:
Effect - Noun
Affect - Verb
The advising effect of this is affecting my advice.

>33m
>married
>wife with chronic illness

Don't wait for life to work out the way you want or expect it to. The way your life actually will play out you can't even imagine, so much so that if you were able to time travel back to the past and tell your past self what would happen they would not believe you at first. Love your life and fill it with people that matter and let the small shit go. You don't want to look back and dream of the life you had taken for granted in your younger years.

>>743736727
sounds like someone with some regrets.

>wife has chronic illness
>wants to time travel back to younger years

>>743736908
not at all. I am nostalgic to relive the glory days with the knowledge that I now know, who wouldn't be. That being said. My point is that in spite of everything my wife and I try to life life to the fullest everyday. There is no other way to live life friend that is not a waste.

>>743734554
1. Create a git(hub,lab,bucket) account
2. Work hard
3. ....
4. Profit

>>743736480
Can I bring you to parties to explain the literal meaning to sarcastic jokes to everyone?

>>743738032
yea if i thought you had any friends, that might be possible. Beta fuck

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Male 25
Life isn't fair therefore comforting yourself with excuses will only stagnate your progress.

Self-Insight is very underrated. Know what your personality weaknesses are and work on making them adequate enough. Know your strengths and push them as far as they can go.

Taking action or initiative in life can be very rewarding. Whether it's opportunities or befriending people. Putting your best foot forward and failing is typically better than doing nothing. Nobody gives two shits about the guy who didn't try.

Recognize the good and bad qualities in people. Most people have a mix thus you likely won't completely love or hate someone. Learn from both accordingly.

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>>743738032

>>743731562
Got burned huh? I've been married 11 years, every day is better than the last. Parents been married 25 years now, grandparents 56 years.

Maybe it's you?

>>743738424
>nobody gives a shit about the guy who didn't try

so true.

26m

If you are going to college for anything besides a hard science
you are setting yourself up for a hard life in which you rarely, if
ever, use your degree.

But I could always peer review that for you

>>743738297
Your "thoughts" aren't valid or true to normal people though because you're a neckbeard virgin who gets mad on online image boards.

>>743738653
scholarfag

>>743731562
20 m
the liquor is the answer

>>743731562
24m
Natural talent is a lie people only get good at something by doing it a lot

>>743738797
>having that image actually saved on your computer

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>>743738779
nice reference

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>>743739037
got more too. heres another for you

>>743733373
23, I was in your exact situation last year. Took a lot of shitty decisions on her part to make me realize that what we had is never coming back. Let her go before she makes you regret giving her a second chance.

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>>743738424
Oh continuing:

Don't worry about everything. Focus your attention on the significant problems. Learn how to cut ridiculous and unnecessary things/people out of your life.

Find people and things you can really care about. I myself am terrible at this and envy people who are passionate.

Most importantly. You yourself are not a finished product. Develop into a person you can be proud of. Or be the person your kids can look up to.

>>743738532
Underrated post

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26M

LEARN ABOUT PERSONAL FINANCES AND INVESTING

There are really only two major books you ever need to read on this subject:
1. The Simple Path to Wealth by JL Collins
2. Your Money or Your Life by Vicki Robin

I have $180k+ in investments right now and assuming my continued savings rate and a reasonable return, I'll be set to retire at age 35-40.

Also, while I generally hate Reddit, the personal finance and financial independence subs are useful.

When you're 60 years old, you'll be fucking happy you did this.

>>743733373
Went through this shit a few months ago. I still haven't cut her off, because I'm a goddamn idiot. Even when I've seen other women, I still think about it all.

>>743739110
trailer park boys or not its true

>23
I have no fucking idea of what you are suposed to do in life and im just trying to meet some goals before I die.
I have no advice to give.

35
find a cute girl and have white babies with her

>>743739485
fall in love with someone else. someone who distracts you.

>>743739608
what do you want to do. sky is the limit.

Women are retarded. And the ones who are not are either ugly, already have kids, or both. (Chances are, still mildly retarded)

Be careful what you do and say in life. You never know when you might want to have something or do something and your past creeps up on you.

Do good in school. It really doesn't take all that much effort, you are just a lazy sack of shit.

The better you do, the easier life will be.

Sex with strangers is both fun and dangerous.

Smoking cigarettes, drinking alot, other drugs will fuck up your penis. Especially smoking cigarettes. Get off that nonsense and don't start at all.

Be great at your job, do the best you can. But if you feel unappreciated and undervalued, take your talents elsewhere after 6 months. Company men are a thing of the past.

Don't drink and drive.

Don't be a douche.

Oh and fuck Islam. Bunch of fucking garbage from a warlord bandits wet dream that a bunch of other retarded barbarians took to heart.

>>743731562

Don't take advice from anyone under the age of 30. They have zero wisdom

>>743740055
lol shows how much wisdom YOU have. were still young, but ive been through more than most people over 50. think before you speak and generalize.

22m. DO NOT DATE YOUR FRIENDS. Trust me

50yo
Every 10 years or so, you'll look back on your life and think, 'I was such a dumbass back then'.

>>743740055
Lol fucking sand squid thinks age defines wisdom. How about you graduate middle school you incompetent moron

>>743740164
Don't take this idiots advice.

The only people you should be trying to date are your friends.
That is if you want a serious relationship with someone.
The real advice here is don't date in your early 20's. Have fun, party, fuck bitches, have a fwb, but don't get attacked until after 25. Even then, if you take care of yourself financially and physically your prime fucking years are just picking up steam.

>>743740055
Wisdom is based on what you gleaned from life. People can have a lot of life experiences thus a lot of wisdom, but if the person is stupid then their wisdom is likely stupid.

>>743740159

See, zero wisdom

>>743740159
Having been through a lot does not make you wiser. It's what you learned from it that matters.
A lot of people hardly learn anything at all from their experience. Others learn all the wrong lessons.

>>743740351
Clearly you haven't have any real close friends you fuck fiend

>>743740476
Im sorry, i meant to imply that i learned alot from what ive been through. i understand alot of people might not make that connection cuz they wanna bait

>>743740308

Wisdom

>>743739895
I want to be free, independent and to make videogames / 3D character design to be more specific

>>743740548
see
>>743740308

>>743740580
focus on that and put your full attention and effort to that the only person stopping you is yourself

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Funny Advice:

Get enough sleep. It'll make you more prepared for the important things in life.

>>743740488
Clearly I did you silly 22 year old child.

>>743731562

37/m

Always have enough money in savings to buy what you want. Eat ramen and hotdogs until you can achieve this.

>>743731562

It doesn't matter how talented, or naturally smart you are, if you don't apply that intelligence in the real world it counts for jack shit.

Application of talent is just as much of a talent as talent itself.

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>>743740580
Truly a product of 4chan. At least try to include some friends in your life. I myself struggle with that at times.

>>743740702
I am, I sculpt daily and have some characters and am finishing my degree.
I just dont think i know enough about life to give any usefull advice.

31/m

Never hold grudges with people you care for because they could die tommorow and leave you with a long time of guilt and regret

Don't ever put all your trust in a woman ever. Is she senses she has too much power or things get boring she will rip your heart out and stomp on it.

I've seen miserable rich people and happy as fuck poor people. Money can buy a fuck ton of material things that will make you happy but sooner or later it will fade away. Invest in what brings you true happiness

Always wear a condom for a one night stand.

Life is all fun and games and no one ever has made it out alive

>>743732769

Life gets way better when you're a grown up sorry

>>743740857
Maybe you got lucky once. Or maybe you haven't had the privilege of being ostracized by people who were your friends by close proximity

>>743740857
Clearly the message isn't "Don't date your friends but rather think twice about who it will affect

>>743741159
Please stop, you genuinely sound your age. And it's fucking annoying.

No one cares you had a bad time. The advice laid is simple. When you want to settle down with someone. It's one of those girls who is your friend that you should do it with.

While in your early 20's, don't date anyone. Go on dates, have fun, but don't shack up. Period.

>>743741311
That makes more sense. You'll have to forgive me, I'm very high after working 13 hours today.

>>743741038
I dont really consider that, ive always had a plethora of friends since i joined kindergarden.
I have a gigantic group here in my college , i lead poker nights and am active in the MTG events too, i go out alot too.
Making and having friends was never an issue to me.

>>743741043
well that will come as you mature, generally the greatest advice comes from the people at rock bottom so be thankful you arent there i suppose

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28, CIS male

Don't trust everyone. Even the people whose job it is to hep you, don't expect them to actually do so.

the real fairy tale is, "relationships will make you happy"

>>743733475
Dude are you me?

>>743741388
Haha it's cool dude. I appreciate the criticism because I clearly didn't get across what I meant to get across

>>743741499
Yeah, i had some rough times in my teens but my life has been good so far so i cant really help others on problems I didnt have.

36m anon

>>743731562
Disagree. You need to love yourself before anybody else will love you.

>>743732151
If you love art, why not do it. You don't always have to do what will 'get you ahead' in a monetary sense.

>>743732187
Reasonable advice. People move, die and just drift away. Learn to live with it. That doesn't mean you shouldn't try to keep a connection open though.

>>743733475
Based.

>>743733835
Not terribly helpful, apart from the "dont overthink shit" line.

>>743733872
No kids, cant comment. Friends have started having kids and they would probably agree with you.

>>743733994
True. Be a man and learn when to listen to your GF, and when to put your foot down. It might take you a while though. I had 4 long term relationships before I grew up enough to be a good husband.

>>743734015
Disagree, having empathy and understanding where somebody else is coming from can be very helpful.

>>743734325
Agree, as you get older you realise that life is short. It isn't just crap people spout to try and motivate you.

>>743734326
Generally agree, mixing friends/family with a professional path can be quite troublesome.

>>743734337
Don't trust anyone - until you get to know them a little. Most people are nice, but the ones who aren't can fuck you up badly if you let them.

>>743735482
Maybe overstating it, but the overall theme rings true.
Learn when to be laid back and when to be motivated. You'll burn yourself out if always motivated, and nothing will get done if your always laid back.

Take charge of situations, your a man. Act like it. If decision needs to be made, make it or at least have some input.

Having a wide amount of knowledge is helpful in everyday life. From jump starting a car, cleaning a toilet, using power tools to history, philosophy, law.

Almost everything is just fine in moderation.

Your health is important, if your not healthy your whole life suffers to variable degrees.

...

Never try to impress anyone that is not paying you. When the money starts to go your way, those assholes that treated you like shit will try to kiss your ass. Give them lip service and hire a few to beat the shit out of them. It is a lot of fun.

Life advice should be taken with a grain of salt.

33 m
Don't give advice. People won't take it, don't like it and it is usually wrong.

>>743732101
Ur an embarrassment to the Burgh

>>743731562
If you actually enjoy sex don't abandon ship till you find a new one.

Every lying whore.

>>743742017
....

>>743742017
I bet there's at least a dozen people looking for advice in this thread. Most of it, I'm sure is not going to be 100% accurate, but at least it's a starting point for someone having a hard time

26m

I wanna be 10yo again life is fucking shit once you grow up

>>743732187
27m. This is happening around me and it's sad.

>>743742317
you're fucking delusional. people are not seriously taking advice from a thread on 4chan for god's sake

>>743742359
amen brother

>>743742477
Did you read the part about the starting point? Or did you skip over that because you're an illiterate fuck

>>743733397
That contradicts my first rule of buying high and selling low.

- John Q. Public

>>743741787
Don't worry about things you cannot change, focus on changes you can make. If somebody is a being a dick, you may need to cut them out of your life.

If you need to breakup with somebody, respect their feelings, but you have feelings that you should respect too.

Unless you are good at remembering everything you ever say, generally be an honest person.

Treat other people who you would like to be treated. You will most likely get back what you give out.

That's enough for now.

>>743742581
why would you come to 4chan for advice, even as a starting point? that's so beta/stupid/pathetic

>>743731562
26 m. Farts will always be funny. Appreciate the little things.

>>743738653
Seriously kids. If you're going to college and getting a bullshit degree, you are going to fucking regret it. Fucking learn to code/engineer.

27m, struggling music professional with a psych degree.

I'm going to be 20 in 6 months with the big boys numbers soon and these were great warnings, glad I stumbled on this thread

>>743742721
Do you have a concept of information gathering? Fact checking? Or are you a regular blind sheep in this fuck up world of ours

>>743742721
Nobody comes to 4chan for advice, but what's wrong with it being here?

Go look at a trap thread faggot.

>>743734709
Rules 1 and 2. This guy has been around.

>>743742721
Amongst the bullshit there's some pretty good advice in here actually. Don't be a hater.

24 m
Stop being little faggots about everything and for the love of god just get your own shit together. It seems everyone within my age group spends too much time trying to be a savior for all of these retarded social causes while not maintaining or improving any life of their own.

Seriously, invest your time in improving yourself. Read as much as you can, learn trades, do anything other than swing your dick on social media.

23/f here.

Stay away from guys with no drive or motivation.

The power of vagina almost always trumps everything and can make a man do crazy things they never thought they could

Been with alot of white guys in my life and a handful of black guys and its true they do have bigger dicks 9 times outta 10

>>743742721
Anonymous advice can be some of the best as personal advice can often have an hidden agenda or the person isn't willing to tell you what you need to hear.

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34/m

>>743743276
>7

What a whore

I used to fall in love with girls like you, they play people thinking they have the right to do so because of the "vagina power"

You girls destroy life

>>743743276
>Stay away from guys with no drive or motivation.
Fucking this. The amount of people I see waste themselves following someone else (almost always a SO) is infuriating.

>>743739427
Also 26m and very jealous of your investments. What would your portfolio have looked like without student debt?

>>743743422
yeah that pictures pretty much accurate its hard to accept it at times tho

>>743743368
Thank you!! That's what I've been saying

>>743743368
Yes!

1896 m

Our anger and annoyance are more detrimental to us than the things themselves which anger or annoy us.

>>743739427
34/m
You're petty smart for your age anon and you're well ahead of the curve. but you'll need to retire with about 1.5mill at 65 and about double that if you want to retire at 40.

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>>743731562
39m
>We ALL float down here. You're down here with us, you float too!
Why have ppl not awaken? Maybe because they're asleep chasing their dreams.

>>743731562
31m

I'll give u 3:
>you will never like everybody and not everybody will like you
>do not live pleasing others. You are always first.
>do not expect anything from anybody, you will be disappointed every time


>>743732187
>>743742427
damn dis is happening to me.

>>743732151

>advertising runs every free site outside of the government

don't be stupid. it's safe to go art, at long as it goes into advertising.

50m
Don't:
-stand on Superman's cape
-spit in the wind
-tug on the mask of the ol Lone Ranger
-mess around with Jim

19m

Kys cuz life sucks

>>743743276
>been with niggers
don't listen to this worthless tramp

>>743744894
this is the short answer

>>743733475
anon. Most underrated post.

Chosen career path profession?

28m, just finished my undergrad science degree, want to move into the medical field.

Am an enhanced lifter. Do use a moderate dosing of anabolics throughout the year.

>>743732151
am 28, make around 70k a year working freelance production, it is a difficult industry but this advice is fucking awful and wrongheaded. Probably from a bitter failure.

>>743744894
only useful advice in this whole fucking thread

>>743744894
>19

more like 13

GTFO emo

24 m
work shitty min wage jobs and play in a band
No High School Diploma
what to do with myself?

>>743745120
work hard and try to get a promotion or get a ged or something

>>743745120
do the hokie pokie

>>743731562
16m

don't ever tell anybody anything. If you do, you start missing everybody.

50M
Dont get married
Don't have kids
Try not to hurt anybody
Try to have fun
Dont worry too much because no matter what - it doesn't last very long.

>>743745285

i know lending your friends your legos and not getting them back is rough

>>743745361
I'm curious. Does 50 really even feel like it mentally? Does the idea that you are towards the end scare you? I realize I'm assuming a bit with the second question but I'm genuinely curious not trying to sound rude.

>>743745361

Wizard detected.

just found out I have schitzophrenia

wut do

>>743745652
whatever the voices in your head tell you to do, enjoy the ride my friend

28m
Brush your teeth everyday
Learn to cook
Save your money

>>743745781
I actually don't have any of the positive symptoms.

>>743745891
care to elaborate? How did you find out and what exactly are you dealing with?

>>743731562
don't date someone that has already dated someone in your family (cousin, brother, etc).

>>743746000
feels like there's cement in my brain. never talk to anyone. no emotion. locked in my own mind ruminating about my past. walking corpse.

>>743746089
well yeah outside of Alabama thats a given

>>743746174
shit, is there anything that could help you with this? Legit hope the best for you anon

>>743733397
You mean buy high, sell low

>>743731562
beer is much easier to put down than hard liquor

>>743746174
made me sad to read. I hope you find the right treatment my friend.

>>743746000
there's no like actual test to determine it psychiatrists usually just look at symptoms which is weird cause it's all mental really. most normal people just see me suffering in the worst way possible and push me away.

>>743746302
hmm idk there;s this crispr tech that's supposed to be able to manipulate genes but probably decades from a cure

>>743745545

It varies a lot with your life situation. If you have a lot of people supporting you then you can handle anything. If you are basically alone it can get kinda scary. Im getting tired ... seen about all there is to see I guess so im not too worried about things coming to an end per se ... just worried they could end badly. Theres lots of ways to die - not all of them are merciful. I am at the age now that some friends I went to HS with are starting to die. Nothing will wake you up to the fact you are getting older like hearing an old GF has died tho - that was kinda tough pill to swallow.

32m

Girls like a man who isn't controlling, but is in control.

>>743746243
ffs not someone you're related to, just someone who has dated someone you know closely

>>743746522
my bad, thats Tennessee isnt it?

>>743746622
haha good fuckin meme

>>743746650
kentucky then?

>>743731562
Just shoot people who cry like the little libtards they are.

18 male
In times of need, your true friends will be the ones that show up no matter what. Also don't fuck fat chicks you barely know, they'll give you bed bugs.

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>>743731562
>thinking that you will be one person forever is a fairy tale

43m been with same person since 1993 still in love

21m Most people are morons, especially young people. Learn from wherever, whatever, whomever you can and get a head start in life.

>>743739920
tfw the crusades were the same thing for christianity

Don't use credit, it's a (((trick))) to keep you enslaved. If you can't pay cash for it, don't buy it.

And don't get involved with a girl who can't live by this same advice. That means that not one girl in ten will be worth a second look, but so be it. Better to be single than married to a spendthrift.

>>743741499
This is truth

>>743732037
i like your use of gerder specific pronouns

>>743733306
sorry for your loss

>>743731562

sauce?

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58/M

>56. Think of yourself as dead. You have lived your life. Now take what’s left and live it properly.

>>743742889
28 m, see>>743742870

>>743739118
23/m

>>743748567
>christianity

Life advice: Stop that shit, no one likes the guy who gets offended by someone saying "God bless you". No one cares and it shows your insecurity. Just seems childish.

32M

>>743748650
How about using credit and paying it off immediately... That's paying cash with an improved credit score and benefits.

I know the downside is a credit card challenges your will to save, so maybe this isn't a strategy to start off building a frugal life with, but it absolutely makes sense with self control.

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>>743743276
>Thinks talking about dick size and race is good advise.

29m

From 18 to 22 finish a good degree, if you don't go to university then I have nothing to say.
Let your parents pay for your university, fucking student loans will rape your ass. Unless you are smart enough to go to a super elitist university, it is up to you to make that bet.
Don't marry before 30, women are useless and a deadweight will fuck your finances.
Don't have children, fucking human larvae will cost you thousands.
Get your ass into work for 5 years, travel if you can, let reality kick your ass so you can learn the ways of this stupid fucked up world.
With that experience go and get from your parents a start up loan, 10k is nothing for you whitetards.
Invest it as well as you can, there is no perfect business for everyone and for every market. Your experience will tell, if you loose, then try again, if you win good for you.
Do not ever, ever get more than 3 credit cards... credit is like fucking meth, you will get addicted to spend money you do not have and the banks will fuck you in the ass no lube before you can notice.
Don't be a pussy, if there is pussy you can fuck, fuck it brainless, don't let women lead your heart, just fuck them, you can find your wife candidate after 30.
Travel, be tolerant to other races if you are a whitetard, see places, eat food, drink alcohol for leasure, fuck girls from all over.
The youngest you travel the better, fucking idiotic people working their asses before 26 think that they will be millionaires someday, they will be too old when they have the money and the world is too big, too wide, you need energy to travel it.
Protip: Don't bet too much in only one thing, always diversify your investments and let your experience guide you, always have a plan B

34 m
don't listen to these guys telling you to go only for highly payed jobs.
i spent 6 years on education and then 4 years in web development for a large company and it was a terrible, stressful and every evening i felt like shit. when we were closing bigger projects, unpayed overtime could stretch to whole days.
i quit the job and set up a small it repairs store.
don't just run after money.
leave yourself some time in life to live

>>743743429
Fucking this. The amount of people i see waste themselves away following some pussy (almost always a SO) is infuriating. Dont get stuck with just One of these if youre gunna go this route. get a nice handful. .>>743743453

>>743738532
I second this. Marriage is definitely getting easier as time goes by. Also, I like my kids a lot.

DON'T EVER FUCKING TAKE A HALF MEASURE. I DON'T GIVE A FUCK OF WHAT IT IS, IF YOU'RE GONNA DO IT, DO IT ALL THE WAY. NO HALF ASSING IT, AND NO BINARY THINKING. THERE'S ALMOST ALWAYS ANOTHER WAY. Please, don't end up like me.

>>743750315
It is never not too late anon

37m
There is no such thing as God. When you die, you cease to exist. Do what makes you happy while you're alive. And if you cheat on your spouse or significant other, don't ever tell them under any circumstance.

>>743742742
Fuck off you immature cuck

31-Male

If University isn't for you, go to a tech school and learn a good trade like Plumbing or Electrician. With these jobs, you can work anywhere in the world.

Also, TRAVEL!!!!! I'm from Southern California and 5 years ago I moved to New Zealand. My only regret is not doing it sooner. Highly recommend NZ, btw.

Get a reversable Vasectomy and fuck all you want. (Currently impregnated I barely know, but get along with decently. She hasn't decided whether or not to abort; I want abort).

Never get comfortable, strive for more

Enjoy the small things

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>>743735482
Are you literally me?

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>>743750447
I'm being serious. By most measures I'm a normal successful person. Feeling like a kid again is super important, laughing at little things is super important. You gotta stay positive!

>>743750406
>There is no such thing as God.


Don't listen to people who tell you what to believe. Each of us has our own personal journey.

>>743733373
Let go. It's only proof that she was a shitty woman all along, be glad it ended and move on.

>>743750387
it most certainly can be too late
>>743751049
and this

>>743751239
I met a guy who made 1m at age 54 with a real kick from destiny, he was a drunktard for most of his life but got a really good idea and now he can drink without getting broke.

19

People change and have different journeys. Appreciate their presence while they are there.

Its okay to be alone.

18m

Some things come naturally. When you think about shit older people do, it always seems weird or hard, but as the time passes, you realize you are doing the same things. Oh yeah, and love your parents. If they took the time to raise you, they are fucking awesome.

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Don't have unprotected sex with someone unless you know their STD status and you're exclusive. No orgasm is worth having an STD, I promise you.

>>743751519
yeah but thats not gonna happen often, at least without a major change in your life, for many like me by time you realize your life is fucked its far too late

>>743751854
Fucking true, one dear friend of mine was a virgin until 22. Then because he is quite beta, he fucked the highschool bitch that after years of fucking alphas and get fucked up by them, she gave him an opportunity. Sidenote: the bitch is ugly as fuck, but he was so easy everyone went through her in high school.
So my friend had 2 unprotected sex sessions with her and voila! human papilloma.

>>743751931
You are not going to convince me pal, unless your life is pure shit and you are a drug addict then it is not late.
If you want, tell me your situation, maybe an extra advise could help.

>>743750489
New Zealand is shit and so is our education

>>743733475
lol made sense right up to the part where he says do psychedelics and don't relate to Blacks or Jews.

Some of the most charismatic people I've ever met are Black and some of the smartest people are Jews. And I've met plenty unemployed hippies who prefer acid over caffeine.

This anon is a fucking idiot.

>>743752414
At least is better than fucking Australia....

>>743752316
well yeah i used to be a drug addict, my life isnt pure shit but just a lot of my actions/choices are irreversible and i realize now that my life could be much better if not for those choices

>>743752516
You are out of the drug addiction hell, that is a massive step forward.
My grandpa used to tell me this, "Only death is irreversible" If you haven't killed anyone then your actions and choices aren't irreversible.
Yeah it is tempting to think that life could be better if we didn't make some specific mistakes. But we will never know, so it is useless to think of the "what if I didn't do that"
A sorry can bring hearts together, if you want to retrieve something you lost, work for it. Of course things will never be the same, but life goes one and brings new things every day.
Regrets are there to remind us of our own weaknesses so we don't make the same mistakes again. Get up, find what you want and be happy.
Unless you have a lost limb, you can always go back to what you were at your prime. Fuck Ive seen 60yr old grandpas stronger than me.

>>743752955
I can guarantee you that the choices i've made in life will guarantee ill never make it back to m "prime" my brain just isnt the same, I have a ton of regret which i try not to think about but still is unavoidable. The point is that some people are failures and like or not you might be one of them

>>743753367
We all are failures in some ways man... I am a failure myself as well. I made money and I found something to build. But I am far from a good person.
The thing is, never let life fuck you in the ass, take control of it and do what is needed so you can achieve your goals. The past is the past and if needed it has to be forgotten. Unless you are 70 years old, there is always going to be a future to look forward to

>>743753748
Drug addiction will never go away. it will be a battle for a former addict for life. choices made under the influence can be incredibly crazy and result in extreme consequences, from losing people you may have loved, to losing friends, to losing lives. not to mention legal ramifications if caught. the boundaries are non existent in that world.

36m

don't postpone doing your ideas if they require much complex thinking. brain power reaches high point in early twenties, after that you're gradually getting dumber. on a positive note, it's easy to be oblivious about it, because unless checked, it feels that you're getting smarter.

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18m

Trust literally no one except close family. every single one of your acquaintances and close friends will fuck you over in a second if it means they gain something. Everyone's constantly looking out for their and only their wellbeing and those that seem otherwise are pathetic losers that would cast you aside the second they were able to stop being losers(don't know if that makes sense but the sentiment remains)

>>743753367
>>743753900
asside from the legal rammifications which i was fortunate to avoid, drugs fucked me up for life it just changes the way you think as a whole hell it took a good friend of my killing himself on some bad H to get me too stop. It really just changes your perception on whats important in life

44

Stay away from drugs and booze, stay in school and don't chose something and don't chose music or anything in the arts as a career.

>>743754190
the opiates. dangerous.

28/M

Don't accidentally get her pregnant, use protection. You'd better really trust her if you're not wrapping your rascal. A kid at an inopportune time will mess up your life.

Also, someone hire me please.

>>743753900
I had an accident while skiing and fucked my back for the rest of my life. I was on a wheelchair for a year. I am grateful I am still alive. I had 3 surgeries and every fucking day of my life my back hurts, sometimes it hurts so much I can't sleep.
After years of that, the pain has become something I live by everyday. As you said, a battle for life, I have another surgery in October.
The pain becomes something normal and you stop focusing on it. Like an ex-soldier with PTSD, it is something you learn to live with.

Lives can never be retrieved, but people... people may come back with a simple "sorry"
Time can heal those wounds, if after you humbly apologize from your heart for the pain you caused someone is still not forgiving you. Then there is nothing you can do and life goes on.

>>743754520
yes very

>>743734194
dunno vid but it's Analia Flores

>>743731562
>Get used to be alone, thinking that you will be one person forever is a fairy tale.
Pretty accurate!

That being said.. I am 38 and male.

My advice? Nothing works out how you plan for it to. Some things are good in life, but generally speaking most things are bad. Hope for the best, but ALWAYS expect the worst. People will come and go in your life, some you love dearly, others you hate. People will generally always let you down, betray you, or fuck you over. Hang on to those that genuinely love you, let go of those that don't and realize that everything you love in live will some day bring you great sadness... Just try to keep your head up, and realize that one day you will die so try to enjoy the ride. Godspeed!

Age: 22

Advice:

Don't do hard drugs

Smoking doesn't really make you look cool, it's just expensive

Don't get a car loan you don't know you can pay off

Don't upgrade your console's firmware without checking on the hacking scene first

Never trust a fart

Don't lie on your application for any gov job about anything. once they find out you get barred from working anywhere near there gov related again

Always shoot in RAW when you can

Posting your youtube videos to reddit is effective but don't overdo it

>>743756054
>Always shoot in RAW when you can
well thats just a lie

>>743756054
where do you draw the line on hard drugs?