YLYL/BETA MALE CRINGE THREAD! https://youtube.com/watch?v=J4jJRhH JYlg

hey aint fucking 5ft 8

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>>743669068

>>743668320
>tfw 5' 7" and you are given the kids menu and coloring book everything you eat out

https://youtu.be/6Ku7jiIaz1s

>>743670486
At least he doesn't have to sit down to eat his fiancé

>>743669068
Holy shit you're stupid

>>743671742
Don't go teasin the special needs children now

>>743668320
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7jlQosiA6Hk

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>>743670143
>ywn stare into her eyes and stare at her tits till she's not mad at you anymore after she finds you lying down on the couch eating chips and getting it all over the carpet

https://youtu.be/QNbnygbdWsQ

>>743670143
she's cute

>>743668320
Oh no... you're back...


Hate to break to you OP, but no one likes you. You should probably kill yourself.

>>743672196
It's not her, anon... stop wishing, start living.

>>743673603
eat shit manlet

>>743673677
Look at the butrgurt faggot deflecting all he can in an attempt to maintain internet integrity, which is all he has untainted left after the nasty divorce of his parents.

>>743668320

He's actually at fault for dressing like a child in top of it all.

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>>743668320

>>743674267
That was painful to read. Good job!

>>743674405
>Safety cone practicing safety

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>>743674553
I know, I rage every time. Here is one more.

>>743675217
Needs more jpeg

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https://youtu.be/gGWXKmGTLOA

>>743675545
FUUUUCK

anyone got the webm of the chick with a straw in her arm sucking her blood?

>>743676501
Bumping for this. Didn't know there was a webm

>>743676501
>>743676887
or gif, not sure what it is

>>743676946
P sure just a JPG

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This?

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>>743668320

>>743677286
ah yea thanks, thought it was a video, thanks tho

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>>743677326

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>>743677512
Well cosplayed / 10.

>>743677512
Notice she's not cosplaying tracer.
#saladsandtreadmills

>>743674452
I really really like this image

https://youtu.be/QNbnygbdWsQ

https://youtu.be/ZCHZAMwnWk0 '

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>>743677668
Save it my friend, it's all yours.

>>743677668
>>743677842
why do I lose to this every time

>>743675086
What's so funny about this?

>>743668320
"6ft average female height" doesn't even make sense

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>>743671742

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just came here to say:

Please - dont reply in this
>>743677322 thread, its important

>>743675545
This is the reason left that fandom. It's become completely overrun by autists.

>>743669567
Chad as fuck

>>743678209
np fam

>>743678209

Done.

>>743678209
Gtfo newfag.
I would never want to reply in your shitty thread anyways.

>>743678259
Gay as fuck*
A true chad doesn't need to prove himself like an insecure bitch.
My chad friends fuck girls everyday wheread these """chads""" that try to show their superiority get redneck gf's permanently

>>743678141
Because it's fake, retard.

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1/3

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>>743678619
2/3

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>>743678666
3/3

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>>743678723

>>743678723
Stop catfishing faggot

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>>743678066

>>743673987
>implying.
>while projecting THIS hard.

>>743678789
What?

>>743678666
Satan ITT

>>743678214
Oh yeah, those dweebs were cdamping your styke? You're just as much of a fucking loser as the rest of them

>>743674642
>I am still a virgin by cause of unfortunacies
>complext
kek'd hard

>>743671742
But he can't be that tall. Oh wait you mean 58 cm ok that's better

>>743678804
I love the light hearted jokes that black people on twitter made after this.

>>743679011
What if for the line

>>743677586
id put my harpoon in her poon/10

>>743674267
If you pay a hooker they sure as hell are obligated to sex you up

>>743674267
As he drinks his grape juice from a plastic champagne glass left over from his mom's wedding to Randy, the guy he'll never call dad because he's too much of an pleb.

>>743674642
>impossibly complext

>>743672353
>>743672178
Stop polluting the web

>>743674292
>>743674381
Figures that the banana has a Nazi haircut.

>>743679277
>Intellectual
cant motherfucking "complex"

I actually know that dwarf haha!
dude's a legend.

>>743679530
Christ. You'd think that at least he would talk in private, but no

>>743677665
Tracer is a wanker noggin blimey eh wot slip the loo in a limey pudding bollocks with the carriage and bloody spastic pint a lager an a jaguawr

>>743679638
>I'll never treat you badly
>Treat badly instantly

>>743679120
moron

>>743679530
Why the name always black out why not tell us so we can hunt and kill

>>743680034
It wouldn't be much of a hunt if you had the name. It would be more like going to the grocery store to buy meat instead of hunting it.

>>743668320
>tfw a dwarf gets more pussy than you

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sometimes they get murder

>>743680386
>You're a real life version of Felicia day or Chloe Dykstra, not that they aren't real, it's just that I'll never meet them
>Telling a woman she's not unique and you just want her because you can't have something better
Smooth.

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>>743680616

>>743679940
But you didn't answer so whose the moron now faget

>>743674642
This makes you rage?
How fucking new are you?

>>743680742
>Lies about being with a girl half his age
>Talks shit about her
>Yet he "held on" to her for some reason
>Probably a pedo, def friendzoned
>Also I'm bald, ladies, come get some

niggawhatareyoudoing.jpg

>>743680958
14 days, 3 hours, and 28 minutes

>>743677410
Please share the video with us bro.

>>743681066
It must be an artistic performance, he gotta do that on purpose

>>743668320
Anyone got the *staring into the wall intensifies" text?

>>743681066
he also has high standard. No whors shall touch his virgin dick!

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>>743681076

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>>743671624

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>>743678869

>>743680386
ooooh that's gotta hurt.

>>743681066
in b4 "baldness = hi T"
muy macho hombre

>>743678511
AT LEAST I DON'T SPEND MY TIME SUCKING DICKS IN THE BATHROOM AT OLIVE GARDEN. YOU DIRTY LOWDOWN SLIMY FILTHY DISGUSTING GLUTTONOUS HOGLIKE MOTHER FUCKING COCK SUCKING SON OF AN INCESTUOUS PEDOPHILE SHEMALE RAPIST PROSTITUTE. GET YOUR MOM'S DICK OUT OF YOUR MOUTH. DO YOU KNOW WHAT I'M GONNA DO? I'M GONNA SHIT SO FAR UP YOUR ASS. STOP FOR A MOMENT AND REALLY GRASP THAT STATEMENT. I AM LITERALLY GOING TO SHIT UP YOUR ASS. I WILL TAKE MY PANTS OFF, RIP YOUR PANTS OFF, OUR SPHINCTERS WILL TOUCH, AND I WILL SHIT. YOU WILL TRY TO COUNTERSHIT. BUT MY SPHINCTER WILL OVERCOME. AND I WILL PUSH A LOG OF SHIT FROM MY ASS UP INTO YOUR BODY. THIS IS WHAT SHALL OCCUR WHEN I FIND YOUR KEYBOARD FUCKING FACE. YOU KNOW WHAT ELSE? I WILL PISS INTO A POT. I WILL ADD CORNSTARCH TO THE PISS AND BOIL IT UNTIL IT GETS REALLY THICK, LIKE SAUCE. I WILL POUR THE THICKENED PISS INTO A PLASTIC CONTAINER AND PUT IT IN THE FRIDGE UNTIL IT HARDENS INTO A FIRM JELLO. THEN I WILL THEN CUT IT INTO RECTANGLES. BATTER IT IN A MIX OF MILK, FLOUR, AND EGGS. AND DEEP FRY IT AT 375 UNTIL GOLDEN BROWN, FLIPPING ONCE SINCE THEY FLOAT. AND I WILL SERVE YOU MY DEEP FRIED PISS. THAT'S WHAT YOU GET FOR BEING SUCH A FAGGOT. COCKMUFFIN

>>743681511
tl;dr

>>743680386
>>743679530
I've never understood how autism can get this bad. How much of a freak do you have to be to not get that these girls don't want to talk? The lack of awareness and common sense is amazing.

Post more.

>>743681184
For a second, I read autistic performance
kek'd

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>>743681829

>>743681907
Christ i feed on this stuff.

>>743674267
Are any of these ever real?

>>743681782
My bad. Let me rephrase it for you.
Tl;dr format
bitch u mad mf ugly b looking like the little ginger kid from little einstein kill urself btch ill shoot u mf ass meet me irl fuck outta here wicho dorito ass shaped head btch albino gorilla lookin ass mf ill flame u dumb spotty white pizza shaped head lookin elongated ass nose marshmallow man crusty ass mf self right here btch

>>743668320
why is this news worthy to beging with?

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>>743681959
Me too
>>743681979
Dont know man

>>743682018
Tl:dr

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More content faggots

>>743681979
Are your eye?

>>743682166
Tl;dr v2
faggot

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>>743682216
>But but but the bible said...

>>743682333
tl;dr

>>743682364
who is the cuck there?
the one who bought the car for a girl is not his or the guy who let him buy a car to his gf?

>>743682408
Fag

>>743680742
girl who slept with 100 guys are bad people

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>>743682451
cuckception

>>743682172
tldr faggot

>>743669567
Thank God people don't actually do this.

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>>743680742

>18-year-old did all kinds of sexual things with his old, bloated, fedora-wearing ass

thathappened.jpg

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>>743682564
I would still defend all miladies

>>743682672
>We didn't have sex but that's about all we didn't do.
I bet she was a hambeast or ugly af like him

>>743681511
He says that like it's a bad thing...

Guess I'm a betafag

I went to catholic school and brought up in a family where if someone speaks to you, you reply.

I understand the anger at being ignored when you're trying to talk to someone and the double standard exists of Schroedingers Text. It is both necessary and unnecessary to reply back immediately. Once they send it people expect you to reply to this post or your mother dies in her sleep tonight.

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>>743670143
why does that remind me of this

>>743670143
nut

>>743682935
> 84% match
Show us your acct

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>>743682935
>mfw people like this actually exists

>>743681511
You should use cornmeal instead of Flour, better taste and healthier

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>>743669567

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>>743683026

>>743674267
This is Ryan Davies, co-founder of the website Giantbomb, passed away in 2013 on his honeymoon. Really funny person, this picture was done as a joke. The more you know

>>743682364
how can someone even do this, ultimate cringe

>>743674771
Meirl

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>>743668320
>>743670143
giv snu snu gf

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>>743682216
best is the retardet kid saying but but but the bible said.

>>743675217
that Toph in the background tho

>>743675217
you posting this is the only thing cringe worthy

>>743678804
That's brilliant, tie a bunch of niggers to the ship to make it bullet proof!

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OC facebook beta arguing with extremely dumb women and trying to sound smart

>>743680742
I cannot imagine a 18 yo female craving his cock. Clearly a lie.

>>743683425
Cunt

>>743680742
I work at a college. Some of them (even attractive ones) will fuck anything.

>>743682935
Dont be retarded, this is a sad attempt to satire.

>>743684148
>>743683841
Stupid people struggling to sound intelligent really piss me off.

>>743683425
Like both of these people.

>>743682364
I lost cuz the damn plot twist :'D

>>743683322
Hey, at least it is being honest. I wouldnt let my children near this creep.

>>743684482
>236x2275

are you a literal retard?

>>743684526
There are men that loves whales.

>>743684686
There are also whales who make shit up so they can feel like a normal person.

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>>743684668
>both online now
>one has deep seeded social retardation
>other started going to the gym and is still so emotionally secure that he has to try to act like he's too cool for online dating while ONLINE DATING

the saddest/most hilarioust part about this is that the person who saved the picture thinks that the chad is an alpha in this situation because he is also socially retarded

>>743684774
Ofc, I didnt say that she spoke the truth.

>>743684526
Did everyone clap after?

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>>743681907
>oh haha

>>743674267
>per se
At least they didn't type "per say." I'll give them that much.

>>743682157
Reading that was really painfully, but the end is brutal as fuck.

>Chris is in the shower
LUL, not only does he reject him, she implies sex

Guy got shut down hard

>>743684925
Nope, I wrote Chad because lf the guido stereotype

>>743686217
well it's still funny that the bottom guy in the pic ends up looking more pathetic

>>743684526
What a whale of a tale.

https://youtu.be/985sY3LwYUU

>>743671624
He goes up on her.

>>743686069
racist prick
honestly lynch yourself

>>743685613
some times they need to get hit hard.

>>743683841
Debatable.

>>743682451
The guy who spent money on a woman who he isnt putting his dick in. Thats the cuck.
The alpha in this situation is the one that dicks her down and doesnt have to buy her shit to do it.

>>743679095
I assume it was a chimp out?

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>>743683322

>>743680947
im not the guy you replied to, I just think you're a moron

>>743687703
Yeah, that can make them re-evaluate themselves.

I don't think this one was hit hard on purpose though. Could and should have harder, but good on the girl for remaining calm and polite.
That dude didn't deserve it, he was almost insulting and just being a cringe blackhole.

>>743687677
>implying blacks are equal to even beaners

>>743688711
OMG, I just realize he is a brony. Fuck me.

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>>743683196

>>743684288
>Stupid people struggling to sound intelligent really piss me off.


I reddit only for one reason, and that is to masturbate to every thread in iamverysmart.

Different perspective makes all the difference, friend.

>>743680386
>that rant she goes on quoting FF
They deserve each other.

>>743683196
Anyone have the version of this with the terrorist as the virgin driving a truck and Chad driving a Dodge Charger?

>>743684398
You do realize he is directly quoting Bateman and he has double dubs?

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>>743689511
I know what your talking about but I couldn't find it.

>>743684925

>>Deep seeded

Jeezus fucking christ.

Is having daughters the ultimate cuckoldry?

I cannot think or comprehend of anything more cucked than having a daughter. Honestly, think about it rationally. You are feeding, clothing, raising and rearing a girl for at least 18 years solely so she can go and get ravaged by another man. All the hard work you put into your beautiful little girl - reading her stories at bedtime, making her go to sports practice, making sure she had a healthy diet, educating her, playing with her. All of it has one simple result: her body is more enjoyable for the men that will eventually fuck her in every hole.

Raised the perfect girl? Great. Who benefits? If you're lucky, a random man who had nothing to do with the way she grew up, who marries her. He gets to fuck her tight pussy every night. He gets the benefits of her kind and sweet personality that came from the way you raised her.

As a man who has a daughter, you are LITERALLY dedicating at least 20 years of your life simply to raise a girl for another man to enjoy. It is the ULTIMATE AND FINAL cuck. Think about it logically

>>743668320

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>>743690269

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>>743684925
Thinking pseudocomplex shit to be abrassive and intellectual meme-inhaling-vape-kin...?

>>743690049
>implying fundamentalist christians aren't usually conspiracy theorists as well

>>743690269

Seek help.

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>>743690269

But Anon, you could just as well lock her in your basement and enjoy her.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=UTCmpDZjMEU

>>743683322

lol is that bubbles

>>743690421

Who are we cringing at here?

ylyl discord/ eBAh6gE

>>743668320
Some manlet fucked this dudes crush and he got upset. Butthurt dicklets

>>743674764
From the thumbnail i thought it was a horse person.

>>743692117
lmao

>>743684782
Based Mike.

>>743683026
Hahaha

>>743690316
Man those are going to be some ugly girls.

Ugly chinese + super jew = not pretty

>>743675545
All I see is the sweet Toph cosplay in the background.

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Gets robbed says "thank you" https://youtu.be/TzSLKC4slxI

>>743684782
All true, so what's the cringe?

>>743682157
>2.1 GPA
Holy shit what the fuck.
that isn't anything to brag about

>>743683322
Lost

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>red pills

>>743677286
That's actually quite good make-up.

>>743674764
>lil wayne concert
>all white people
fuck is wrong with this world

>>743680034
it's also illegal dumbass

>>743689969
Thanks just the same. Haven't seen this one, either!

>>743693403
give beta 2 now

>>743679530
savage

>>743694356
>>743694353
>>743694196
>>743693579
>>743693556
samefagging detected in heavy amounts

>>743693403
Need closure. What happened afterwards?

Made an account on OkCupid. This place is swarming with beta kek

He
https://youtu.be/MIMOb1ZLHNg

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>>743678804
>filename

Tell this beta rs nerd to gtfo. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=coWQYbBDiI0

>>743694720
What now

>>743683297
Not awfully bad looking but he should lose the cap and his ears

>>743677512
not really cosplaying if you can only do one character over and over

>>743682451
hey, a free car is a free car

>>743682590
>ywn deepen your psyche

Why live

>>743668320

Did he colour?

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>>743689888
I have no idea where he´s going with that, but cant let those numbers go unchecked

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>>743693319
När kommer kortisar någonsin att lära sig ?

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>>743668320
What about fertile cumming, that's pretty beta right?

>>743682728
pretty alpha even if a nutjob

>>743690399
Checked