Fuck you women! My gf left me few days ago because I'm only

>>743657463

yet another GAY IN DENIAL thread outside /lgbt/

>>743657463
what kind of faggot thread is this

>>743657463

this reminds me of the 7' master race

>>743657463
Korean here
10cm master race

>>743657463
Lol this infographic is fucking retarded. Why the fuck has /b/ become solely based around dick size, cuck/black shit, and traps? In all honesty I would take the cancer of 09 any day over this shit. I guess I never realized just how dead /b/ could get.

>>743657463
this thread is viral marketing for penis enlargement pills.

There is no consensus on ideal penis size. Really sit and think about how impossible it would be to collect accurate data on this.

>>743657463
Found the butthurt pencil dick!

>>743657820
>7'
>7
>'
Kek

This is retarded.

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>>743657463

Im. 6 inches and I fuck the shit out my girl I make her squirt cum cream and all the above. Size does not matter jackass. You got 7 inches and don't know wtf to do with it. Your a waste that's why she left you!

>>743657608
Mine 9.5. Kinda depressing. Gonna try hydromax, see if shit works. Will take few months.

>>743660321
6 inches is considered a micropenis. Please stop spreading false information. It's not possible to pleasure a woman with a micropenis.

>>743660505
You are a fucking retard. Micropenis is 3 inches long.

>>743657463
Then you were dating a cunt. Rejoice.

>>743660321
>>743660505
>>743660757
Under 7.5" is micropenis.

if 6.5 inches is a micropenis then I can splice genes with how tiny my dick is. skinny 5 inch reporting for duty

>>743660949
I know. Penis under 6 inches is considered a nanopenis.

>>743660949
12" dick guy here confirming this

pretty much every woman ive ever bedded and asked about penis size has always said that they always laugh about boys smaller than about 8 inches behind their backs if not to their faces when they pull their trousers down

>>743657463
some straight autistic male most likely made this picture

>>743661004
Well ,you have a nanopenis. You probably had some problems with hormones while you were a teenager. I'd suggest you to visit a doctor.

>>743657463
lol nobody actually believes this right

>>743661344
Sorry ,but this is the reality. Of course you can live in your fantasy world where your 7 inch micropenis is accepted ,but not in real life.

>>743661297
really? I'm only slightly overweight and I know that affects it. I'm only 19 so I've got a long road of disappointment headed my way.

>>743661431
Hate to break it to you but chick's don't all have the same size vagina. You just sound like a fucking moron.

>>743657463
bullshit

>>743661512
Every girl can easily take more than 10 inches if they're horny enough. If penis is under 8 inches ,girls won't feel it at all.

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>>743657463
>mfw this entire thread
>mfw this is posted with slight variations every single day
>mfw penis pill marketing niggers think we actually fall for this

>>743657463
>6.5 inches is a "micropenis
Somehow, I think this might be a troll image.

>>743661431
My first gf vagina is short. >9cm dick reach to the end

mfw im 5 inches and want to die everyday

7.5 inches here. Girlfriends never enjoyed sex. One even told me to get out of the room when she saw my dick.

>>743661955
>>743661837
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>>743661156
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>>743660429

obvious samefagging. not even /b/tards are autistic enough to fall for this

>>743658409
/thread

>>743662098
someone like a to ruin the fun.

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>>743662098
all troll aside now

what fucking girl isn't head over heels fucking gushing over just the thought of a big dick

no girl says, "hmmm well let me think, oh jeez i'd sure love a smaller to average penis on a guy! that is totally a sign of a big, strong male to protect and pleasure me sexually forever!!!"

no, nigga.

>>743661156
13'' guy here
can confirm.. some even laugh if you're smaller than 9''

>>743657463
Interestring, because I have 19.8cm and most women I fucked said it hurts if I stick it in completely and fuck their cervix.

>>743662357
i feel like you also are head over heels for dicks

>>743662573
only if it's a female dick my brother

>>743657463
Haha ,you pathetic cuck. Just kill yourself you little faggot. I bet your ex girlfriend would suck my dick like crazy. 9 incher here :)

>>743658228
how was the cancer in 2009?

>>743661955
Not enough people share this side of the story.

I'm about as "medium" as you can get, and that's just fine with me.

I've been with one size queen, but even after all her bragging about the big dicks she's taken, she was super in to me, and not a thought mattered to her more than that.

Two separate girls I was with expressed disappointment upon seeing mine in person for the first time (thinking it was bigger in pictures), only to end up complaining that it was too much anyway.

And more than one girl I've been with has expressed relief that I wasn't huge.

It's almost like everyone has their own preference, and that porn messes with EVERYONE's expectations, and that giant penises might be more of a visual fetish, and that sometimes one's eyes can be bigger than one's holes, or something...

Some guys like big tits, some guys like medium tits, some guys like small tits, and some guys care more about the woman than what's on her chest. It's the same with women, go figure. Anaconda? Rock it, dude, just learn how to not hurt people. Lap pinky? Be confident, and learn to work it well. Normie? Lay off the porn, and you won't feel so insecure.

Oh, and while some women want to feel as stretched out and ruined as possible, my experience with an average-sized dick has granted me more opportunities for both anal and oral, and I honestly would have gotten more if I was smaller.

>>743662781
>female dick

>>743657463
vags are between 8-12 cm deep.
means if you got around 16 cm it should be more than enough.
whole different story about diameter though.
obviously major shitposting by op, got nothing to do with anatomic facts

>>743662934
how big are we talking?

What a fuckin bullshit.
I have fucked 13 girls in my life, most of them had orgasms and im not even 16 cm.
Its all about the technique.

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>>743657463
Yea, she left you for you dick. I'm sure of it. No other reason.. Ever.

For the d.. that's it.. that's the whoooooole reason.

Not because you're ugly, or lazy, or can't sustain a job, smell bad, none of that shit. It was your penis. You're tiny 7 inch penis.

>>743663013
Girls can take more than 25 cm if they're horny enough.

>implying faggots on /b/ are experts in women
kek

Girl here. I've fucked guys who are 9 inches and 6 inches. You can guess which one is better... Fucking a guy that has a penis of a grown male or a teenager...

>>743663087
virginfag detected
only if you curl it up inside

>>743663077
you picture actually proves me right.
diameter, not length

Not this thread again...

I'm 6 inches in length and my penis is thinner than average.

Wat do

>>743657463
women who are obsessed with huge dicks are nympho hookers, probably with STD's, normal chicks want a good looking man who touches them just when they're in a good mood and buys them stuff and gives them money, fuck your cuck propaganda

>>743663157
>>743663169

Guy here. I've fucked chicks who are in their 20s and in their teens.

You can guess which one is better..

Fucking an older late 20-30s chick who's trying to hurry up and have kids before her eggs die off (or has kids)

or tight teenager (over 18 of course.)

This is joow engineered propaganda to ashame non blacks and draw coaburners to be to mother fatherless children

>>743663169
Well, when you throw a hot dog down a hall way..
Actually I don't have a sentence structure for that.

I was just thinking it reading your post.

>>743663328
I'm 28 ffs not that OLD JEEZ! Eggs start being a thing like in late 30s FAGGOT!!

>>743663039
6" max, usually 5.5"-5.75", proportional girth.

I used to be too big for my wife, but after having kids, she says the fit is just right.

She wanted to try one of those "girth expander sleeve" things, as well as a big dildo (just has a smaller vibe), and a cucumber, just for fun.

We tried them all, and they were all too uncomfortable, more of a fantastical thought than something practically enjoyable.

Plus, her asshole is tight as fuck and she can't do oral with a giant cock anyway, so things are working out well enough for me.

There are enough different positions anyway, that say if she's in the mood for a cervical orgasm, I can wreck her, but when she's sore later that day, we can switch it up.

YMMV, but my experience puts chubby girls (not fat, mind you) with the best pussies.

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>>743663455
nice dubs

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>>743663169
tits, timestamp or gtfo

>>743663564
Show me that you're at least 9 inches.

fuck they might aswell want a horse to fuck them instead of men

>>743663587
shill that pill and he will

>>743657463
Fake data, fake thread
Source: my bf is just above 5 inches and he knows just how to pleasure me, I orgasm within a minute or two

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>>743663530
lol thats what i was looking for XD
plus you can have all the legnth you want, no mass no good.

>>743663678
It's not physically possible to pleasure a girl with nanopenis.

>>743663587
>asking for cock pic
>feminazi or gaylord or fat ass anon pretending to be femanon
kys, do 360 and gtfo

>>743657463
Bwahahahha
Now this is what i call shitposting, nice b8 m8.

I wonder how many fell for this and actually felt miserable because of their "small" penis below 16cm lmao.

>>743663754
Why are you so upset? I understand that no girl in a world would want your 6 inch micropenis.

>>743663622
Yup. Just like the guys who make analogous comments regarding women's breasts - may as well just fuck a cow.

Or, it's okay to have preferences for a variety of reasons, but recognize that those are your own preferences, not objective reality.

Or, just don't feed the trolls. Instead, have decent discussion like you exemplify, comrade!

>>743663740
it's possible, and 5 inches is the average anyway

>>743663838
I don't think you understand how this works. Penis under 7.5 inches is micropenis. Penis under 6 inches is nanopenis.

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>>743658228
<-- wannabe trap

Honestly fuck man I am someone who occassionally fags up the joint and I fully fucking agree with you.

Jesus christ I remember when we just used to bitch about retarded memes and all the summer/newfags who are always the ones to use the terms SUMMER AND NEWFAGS lol.

I dunno been around here awhile but fuck Starting to hate this place.

all these small dicked new9fags taking the bait lmfao alt 2 at their lifes
24m patrician here

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>>743663814
my girl loves my 4 inch cock
not upset at all. you just fucked up anon.

>>743663740
Eh, I'll bite.

>not physically possible
False (assuming you mean "micropenis" here). The only guy I've known personally whom I know had one is one of my wife's exes, and he was actually not the worst lay she had, even excluding oral and manual stimulation.

Most of the vaginal sensitivity is closest to the surface anyway, so as long as she's into you and you know what you're doing, you can give her a vaginal orgasm with a micropenis.

>>743662357
you are gay af lmao

>>743663947
>>743658228
Correction actually always hated this place and /b has always been gay, but it has become extra flaming, my feelings, sensitive, fag, gay dick sucking fucking cunt nigger faggot gay.


While being bored, NOT RANDOM, and fucking lame. DoT beaner call it. I think it's for real this time, May moot forgive me for all my shitposts kek had to do it ugh

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>>743658228
It's not organic, they're shills.

We're being targeted by a meme warfare campaign to neutralise the chans politically by paralysing us with emasculating bullshit.

It's the forcedest of forced shit and it's super obvious it's coming from the outside.

>>743663013
Sorry dude but thats misinformation.
Avg vagina is 13-14cm when not aroused, so its like flacid dick. Dick that's 14cm placid will be easily 20cm when hard. Same whit vagina. It will stretch to around 20cm. Stretching pussy to max obviously requires good foreplay and skill in bed

This thread is obvious bait but women really prefer bigger dicks. Most of them are size queens. Most dildos are bigger than average.

>>743664079
>defending microdicks on a japanese shillboard

nice life fam

>>743664079
ToD Correction Time of death.

Calling it west coast, 2:14 AM. August 30th, 2017

>>743664149
*flaccid

>>743664149
>This thread is obvious bait but women really prefer bigger dicks. Most of them are size queens.
only the whores, my guy is 5inches

>>743664055
that's whassup
I've not even big for a white guy, just over 5, but still bigger than average for dudes in a lot of countries, and I had to start looking for girls elsewhere, since I was into getting little Asian qts for a while, and I was too big for most of them.

good for you man, and your girl. Love each other.

>>743664240
>my guy is 5inches
Are you a girl or faggot? If girl then you know the rules.

>>743664173
yes that is what I did. Good job

>>743664149
holy moly. nice try mate. better go back to school now

>>743664293
girl, but those aren't the rules you queer because I didn't say that straight up - you did

>>743664358
These are facts. Have u ever had sex? Vagina is deeper than 12 even 16cm when aroused. 16cm might be good for little asian chick

>>743664604
it's up to around that length can confirm but one you reach around 14 - 15cm it fucking hurts because then you're pressing right against the cervix

the fuck are you guys talking about when I whip out my 14 incher all the ladies laugh at me... im barely above the micropenis level (13 inches) but how the fuck do I enlarge it? Use Cock Weenie dildo size cum cum big time cream and turn this (_)_):::D (tiny 7 inch dick) to this (_)_):::::::::::::::::::::::::D (normal sized 37 incher) for only $799.99 plus shipping and tax

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>>743657463
easy solution

>>743664055
I cant see anything weird TINY ()():D little choder thats behind micropenis thats planck length levels we're talkin about the ideal penis size is 59.6 INCHES!!! not something u need a microscope to see

>>743664811
U probably can't even turn her on. Is she dry too?
Sorry but i had different experience and i'm 7,25in so pretty decent, and with many chicks I didn't reach end.

>>743666072
>>743664811
Fleshlight is like 9 inches long and you can see its like 8 inches inside here

>>743666496
I'm the girlfriend... and no I'm not dry
>>743666587
okay?

>>743666587
9 INCHES???? fleshlight? TINY you gotta have atleast a 78 inch dick to even pleasure a woman...

7 inches here? Should I kill myself or stick to masturbation?

>>743657463
My girl loves my 5.5 inches, says I even hit her cervix sometimes, says anything bigger would be too uncomfortable. She's only 5'2 so maybe that has something to do with it. Tldr these info graphs are propaganda.

>>743666775
DIE RIGHT NOW DO IT YEAHHH YOU NEED ATLEAST 90 INCHES TO EVEN GET IN A WOMAN'S VAGINA

>>743666667
I'm your dad. U not that tight honey after all those BBC's. Yesterday u were pretty loose...

BTW Why so many dildos are 7/8x6 and you can see reviews from women that the really enjoy the size

>>743657463
>I'm only 7 inches
are you a pixie?

>>743666821
You probably think you're funny ,but you're not. OP's image is the most accurate i've ever seen.

>>743666775
No, 7 is good, but those that claim 5,5 are ok lie

>>743666916
7 inches is obviously not ok. Anything under 7.5 inches is considered a micropenis.

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>>743666854
I only had one sexual partner which is my current boyfriend and he is white you cuck.

Also, think what sort of women buy sexual toys? The ones that can't get enough dick because they enjoy the pleasure of endlessly getting stretched up to the point by the time they have a baby it flies out. They're just dumb whores who nobody wants to shag apart from really desperate guys

Girl here. Maybe I can give some perspective? For me atleast anything less than 5 doesn't do anything for me. I like it rough so just fuck really hard and I can feel you the same as a man 2 inches bigger if that makes any sense. Can't tell the difference between cut or uncut when he is inside. Worst sexual incounters I've had are just men who refuse to go hard. Ounce had a man say " but I just want to feel you" made me want to open up a book I was so bored.

>>743666854
Toys have to be longer so the user can use then on themselves. Dip shit. So yeah that's why 5 inch dildos aren't common.

>>743667174
I bet you don't even read you slut, how many partners have you had?

>>743657463
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Micropenis
Try harder faggot

>>743666995
Kek only whores buy dildos. Yeah and I bet only manwhores jerk off

Turning into rapelord.

Feminazis deserve rape.

ITT: NEWFAGS ONLY

>>743667263
jerking off =/= inserting a huge dildo in yourself
a decent comparison would be a dude riding a huge dildo also

you know I'm right and don't want to admit it, what girl having only one previuos partner would rather pleasure herself with a dildo? None unless it's a small one

>>743667214
20 something? I can't remember. Wanted to try lots of different things but came to find out most men are pretty vanilla in the bedroom. Had a guy go limp when I showed up covered in ropes. He kept saying how "I'm just really nervous" "I'm just really stressed it's not that I don't like you" then kept texting me unprovoked for months. Weirdest shit ever

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>>743657463
women are sluts op
dont be sad they all sluts

>>743657463
25 inches long and 12 inches thick im the albert einstein of dick

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>>743667384
10+ is beyond a whore, no wonder you're a needy cunt

>>743667450
Why are you insulting her? Only because she can't be pleased by a micropenis? Then 90% of the women are sluts.

>>743667547
not that, just the amount of guys she's slept with disgusts me as I'm also a woman

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>>743664093
>>743664093
>>743664093
>>743664093

>>743667450
Well yeah I mean well aware of that already. I don't think I even like cock all that much. I just like finishing a man. I like seeing some random dude be happy for just a moment. A mans cum face is the most delectable thing in the world. He looks so fragile and weak like a little bird

>>743666995
Yay u all sweet angels that don't care about dick size, looks, money, muscles... But how the hell rich, handsome, tall, muscular and well endowed men get so many chcicks so easy? And these often are those good, nice (quality) chicks. They go for bad boys first then eventually look for nice guys

>>743657463
lmao

>>743667214
>Had a guy go limp when I showed up covered in ropes. He kept saying how "I'm just really nervous" "I'm just really stressed it's not that I don't like you" then kept texting me unprovoked for months.
lmfao

>>743657463
This is so true. I'm 9.1 inches long and all the girls I've said said that they can't feel anything under 8 inches.

>>743667947
I've fucked*

Been fucking some horse pussy there, bro?

>>743667778
I always went for nice guys because 'bad boys' are always cunts, their personality is shit so who cares about dick size?

>>743667909
One time this guy had pretty rough anal sex with me and I got up to go to his bathroom and clean up, only to find that I was trailing shitcum behind me oops. I was so embarrassed I stayed in his bathroom forever, when I got out there were little scub marks in his carpet where he had scrubbed my shit out of his carpet. All he said was "comes with the territory"

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>>743660505
If you know how to ride the waves...
Itd be near impossible to pleasure a woman with 6 inches but if you know what youre doing, you have a slim chance of doing some work. Some...not enough though.

It's okay, 6 incher dude.
You know you work, and thats enough.
and we will still think youre a faggy with micropenis.

perfect excuse, she probably left you because youre retarded and boring

>>743667909
One time I had sex with this guy who had a giant dragon tattoo on his chest. The whole time I just pretended that I was Danyreas from Game of Thrones getting fucked by her dragon. Made the experience really wonderful, but he found out and was really offput

>>743667909
One time I was having sex with this guy and I was fingering his ass a little bit (I find that men usually enjoy this if they are open to it) he was reluctant but let me. Only to have him turn over with a bright red face like "o-only I've ever touched myself there!" He was legit acting like I just took his anal virginity or something. It was really uncomfortable

>>743667909
I'm just going to keep telling my sex stories until someone stops me

OP, while size ans everything can be a factor, the majority of it is how you move, feel, touch, sound, look and smell. If youre only hammering the pussy back and forth, youre a boring and fucktarded individual, and if your relationship was based off of sex, its your fault.

Unless the females decide to go dom with a strap-on, theyre the receivers. If they receive shit quality sex, you become shit quality yourself. Basic stuff unless youre a virgin who never touched the hand of a female in real life.

we all know this is a bait to trigger self conscious /b/tards who post pictures of their fucked dicks and say "rate ples", though.

>>743657463
>>Fuck you women
Hey, look, something you can't do!

>>743667384
Biggest dick is 13.7 inches
Dumb ass

>>743666952
5 inches is average. 7 is slightly above average and widely considered "if you know what youre doing, its good enough." Anything above 9 and youre literally pushing a normal, average vagina to the point of very slight and annoying pain. Not a gigantic or moderate amount, but enough to if you wanna get rough, the pain with ruin the mood.

Im bored.

>>743668786
20-something sexual partners dumbass

>>743668978
5 inches is nanopenis. Please stop spreading this bullshit ,it's not average...

>>743669015
Well shit i replied to the wrong person

>>20 people
Jesus you're a true expeditionary trooper of dick

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>>743669143
you're retarded

>>743663455
Yea, having tried 14yo, 15yo, 17yo, 19yo, 20yo, 21-25yo, 32yo and 40yo pussy, I can confidently say that the older she is, the chick is more experienced and better in bed...
but the young'n'tight is still a WAAAAAAAAAAAAY better fuck overall

>>743669143
Theres a shit tonne of research that says otherwise, amongst the millions of 5-6 inch dick raters on /b/ that flood the fuck out of the place

To get 8.5-9 minimum you better be blessed or put on steroids that make your balls small and brain smaller
Most women don't have a damp cave for a vagina.

>>743661156
>Trousers
As if anyone from Yurope has a penis bigger than 3in

>>743669295
You've fucked 14 yo girl? How old were you?

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>>743669143
You sir are a very basic baiter
I salute you for the mass triggering of /b/tards though
Let me lick your man teets of epic preportions so that i may drink the man milk of gods and thrive to make straight male buttholes ache too

>>743669378
Youd be surprised how many places have 14 as legal

imgur.com/a/ajoMz

>>743669443
I've never understood it. If the age of consent is 16 ,does it mean that 18 yo guy can fuck 16 yo girl?

>>743669508
not original poster but yes

WTF? I'm 8 inches and I'm only decent? What the actual fuck?

>>743669508
In a nutshell, yes. Anything lower, event with consent, is statutory rape. I believe you must be 18+ for marriage, anything below that and you must have consent with the parents of whoever's the one under 18. Under rare circumstances theres arranged ones that, on their 18th, they get married. People do the latter cause youll get a shit storm if you let them choose "that young"
>when you fuck on the night before her 16th and cops find you

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>>743669263
>5.1 average

I think 6.5 is the average.

>>743670279
Please think with your head. Micropenis is now considered ''average''?

>>743670279
I can agree on that.

>>743670354
Just because your vagina is gaping and only 12 inches can pleasure it doesnt mean every other vagina is like that.
Fucktarded.

>>743670410
Don't worry. Maybe you'll find 5ft short Asian girl who will like your micropenis.

>>743670955
Already did.
Maybe.

my dick is 11inches long. Im a nurse. I've fucked countless of stupid girls(hospital girls are the easiest, hence why I call them stupid) they all love my dick on some fantasy shyt. But realistically after a while the complain that it hurts. I can't put it in all the way and usually they can't even put it in entirely in their mouth. This thread is bait. Just know that size doesn't matter. It's how you use it.

>>743668097
what a disgussting fucking faggot. did he try to keep fucking you after the scat faggotry?
scat fetishists honestly belong in a mental asylum.
>>743668325
hot, now i want a dragon tat

>>743668507
>admitted to fingering his asshole
wtf stop fucking such weird ass degenerates what kind of a fucked up society do you live in?
tho it still made me lol
>>743668546
please do, rather lulzy. and keep responding to that one post, makes it easier to find.

>>743657463
Too lazy to shop out the ruler?

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>>743657463

>>743657463
Lol pic is bullshit

>>743661156
Confirmed solid 15-inches and sooo thick i need custom made pants,. I've beded 13,000 women from 13 to 93 and every single one has sworn 12-inches is a joke to them. Sadly, they don't make pumps in my size, so I'm stuck with bare minimum.

>>743671316
>It's how you use it.
that's bait, but there are serious concerns and annoyances with having a massive dong.
being average is best, considering most of their nerve endings are around the opening, as long as you can penetrate and go in and out, it wont make a difference.

camping is both fake and gay. and getting that deep ends up drying up way faster than the opening

tl;dr just go in n out with the tip if you wanna make her cum with your dick
pounding her is the most fun though, why so many faggots care about teh girls pleasure is beyond me.
monogamy is long dead afterall

>>743657463
if you are only seven inches tall, how do yo type? Have you a really tiny keyboard or do you hop from letter to letter? how did you get a girlfriend in the first place - she find you at the petting zoo or something?

>>743672213
2001 called, southpark wants their joke back.

>>743657463
Not size matters, but tehnique.
If you can't please her, you just suck at sex.

>>743668325
plz come back you fucking whore
i was promised lulz
don't stop delivering

>>743657463
My 5.5 made your mum cum.

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Why are people still falling for this bait lol

>>743673555
assblasted betas whining and regurgitating "it's the motion in the ocean!" and the sex stories that come from these threads are bretty lulzy.

>>743673555
>>743673754
This thread would die eventually if you wouldn't post on it.

>>743673940
Well I'm not saying it should die.

But people responding to "under 8" is micropenis" seriously when it's so clearly bait to make guys insecure

>>743674184
Actually under 7.5 inches is micropenis. A penis under 8 inches is considered small.

>>743673940
>implying we want it to die
how many times do i have to say it?
i wanna read more lulzy stories.

>>743673940
This meme will never die
Because
We are in the beam

>>743674293
xD le maymay

>>743657463
anyone have the real version of this?
I'm curious to see what it really says

>>743674809
>implying there's a real verson
why did a faggot mod sagebomb the thread?

>>743675040
>why did a faggot mod sagebomb the thread?
clearly triggered him and his microbenis status

>>743675040
well there was a version with a lower girth size so i figured some faggot on here edited it for their dank meme faggotry.

>>743657861
German Scottish Spanish 11in

>>743663087
that's unrealistic as fuck you stupid faggot

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>>743675216
lol, humanity will never know the actual size of the male benis, and definitely not ever going to find out what woman want.
no one knows what woman want.

>>743675535
you're right, women don't even know what women want.

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>>743675676
we all know what woman are on earth for though.

to make their husbands go crazy and to embrace an early death

>>743660949
20 inch guy confirming this

>>743675830
pretty much.

>>743675676
XD it's funny because its true. I'm a woman and I can confirm.

>>743657463
>not including ideal penis size for men
What kind of equality hell is this?
It's big, the ideal size is big, regardless of gender of receiver.
/thread

Who sits around and makes these lmao

>>743676041
faggots with sph fetishes.

>>743675299
lol 11 inch thats a fucking micro compared to me 24 inch dick

>>743676296
feminazis
poojeets attempting to piss off westerners who browse this shithole

these are just drawings though, real question is; who the fuck is making/posting all that CP, all those sissyfaggot threads, all those cuckfaggot and caption threads, etc etc

real talk tho the 5.1 inch avg that google gives seems a bit unlikely

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ONLY NON VIRGISN CARE ABOUT DICK SIZE
NEEVR FUCK SLUTS THEY CARRY DISEASES YOU'LL HAVE FOR THE REST OF YORU LIFE. THEYRE ALSO COLD HEARTED.

VIRGINS ARE ANGELIC AND HAD PUSSY SO TIGHT YOU NEED TO BREAK IT OPEN WITH YORU PENIS THE FIRST TIME AND IT HURTS HER BUT YOU FUCK HER ANYWAY BECAUSE YOURE A BEAST AND SHE FALLS IN LOVE WITH YOU AND YOUR AVERAGED SIZED PENIS.

VIRGISN ARE KEY. DONT LET JEWISH LAWS CUCK YOU EITHER. WE ALL KNOW GIURLS ARE FUCKING AT 14YO. DONT SIT BACK AND CUCK. GO GET THEM YOURSELF, CHAD ALPHA THRO!

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>>743657463
I'm 6.5 by 5.5. I've always been too much for the girls I've been with. The only girl who could easily take it was the fattie. But who am I kidding. I've only fucked 18 year olds. Minus Tha fattie at 21

>>743677183
>But who am I kidding.
everyone