If you have a time machine and you can fuck one famous person what person you choose? I'll go with Deborah Harry
Mary mother of God
Prime Lohan
>>743653746
I would too op.
>>743653746
Some future celebrity but as they're a child, and I tell them Im from the future because I take them on future adventures in their life
>>743653746
Jesus Christ our lord and savior
>>743653746
Audrey Hepburn
>>743653746
>>743653746
I fuck Jessica Alba today. Then I use the time machine to travel forward and determine the winning lottery numbers.
Portman, 2000.
child kim kardashian
>>743655636
Nice choice Anon but a little too old.
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NE4AiYQEj-0
>>743653746
Greta Garbo
second choice is Lindsey Lohan during the filming of the Parent Trap remake
>>743653746
Good choice OP.
Now I know full well the Jew is strong with her, but god damn I want to fuck a young Barbara Streisand.
>>743653746
That works. I would wait for you to get back, though, and then go back a little further than you did so I would retroactively be giving you my sloppy seconds. Take that, nerd.
>>743655262
finally, someone with some class!
Tough choice... judy Garland or (more likely) julie andrews
>>743656214
>finally
that was in the first ten posts
fucking low attention span "gimme now" millennial
fuck off and die
Natalie Wood.
Jennifer Connelly from 1991
Ariel Winter before the reverse tit job
>>743656410
Jew and a huge addict
>>743653746
Jena Malone
>>743653746
Oohhh heart of glass. For me, her or Pam Dauber. Or maybe tgat Cassidy Family teen chick. Or Jeanie. Got it- the Bewitched mom! Or Emma Peel, yeah her
If i could turn back time
>>743653746
You have a time machine and are just allowed to fuck whatever celebrity you choose? Aren't you awful privileged
>>743655262
Wow she's georgeus!
hitler duh
>>743656579
You can only choose one
>>743656636
Really? There can be only one?
>>743653746
If I had a time machine, I would think about a lot more than just fucking a famous person.
There's only one right answer, and that is Elvira
>>743656001
Cannot blame you
>>743656458
>implying either of those will stop me from using a time machine to rape her
>>743656731
Traci Lord's. 1983.
Helen Mirren! no doubts!
>>743656636
Still. Who is just handing out these time machines and celebrity sex coupons. And why?
>>743653746
I'd fuck the prophet Muhammad
>>743656548
That was neither clever or necessary
>>743657026
Never put ur dick in crazy
>>743657038
Damn a princess nice one anon!
>>743656001
Someone fucked the brains out of her years ago.
>>743657038
finally, class!
>>743655262
Especially around the time she played Sabrina.
I'd travel back one day and fuck myself.
Cleopatra or Helen of Troy - Pussy good enough to start wars over
>>743657343
Savage
>>743653746
Jennifer Connelly in 2000
>>743657138
Just look at her though
>>743657414
Ass to ass!
>>743653746
Deborah Harry was a playmate
>>743656369
Correct
>>743657394
Cleopatra was "attractive" because wooing her was the easiest way to take control of the bread basket of the classical Mediterranean world
Helen was an excuse for Agamemnon to invade Troy, even if she was 12 when she ran off with Paris, she would be 32 with several kids when Troy fell
>>743657613
Hugh Hefner always have the fun
>>743653746
Christina Applegate
I want to go to bed with Gilda
and wake up with Rita Hayworth.
>>743657757
>>743657961
Can't help it if you are a faggot
Can I just go back to like three days ago?
Who needs a time machine, so we arnt gonna act like this view doesnt exist?
>>743658106
you can
but if you don't go back far enough then it will be easy to link you to the rape
>>743658100
I just have standards, mate.
Betty White back in 2016.
>>743655519
Found Jeff Mangum
>>743655519
>>743656731
present day Elvira is still hot as fuck
>>743653746
The Virgin Mary
>>743658655
Yep a nice milf
>>743658722
So that's how Jesus born uh?
Jennifer Connelly
Hell I don't even really want a time machine I'd fuck her now if she wanted it
I guess really I don't want a time machine as much as I want a "wants my dick suddenly" machine
Both would be great
>>743657150
kek'd
Pola Raksa
>>743653746
The only answer is John F. Kennedy. Having his dick crammed up my asshole is the closest I'll ever get to touching Marylin Monroe.
>>743659001
So why you don't choose Marylin Monroe then?
>>743653746
Victoria Justice
or maybe Charlie Chaplin
>>743658887
>if she wanted it
Just fuckin do it.
>>743658887
I want her from the Rocketeer era. I want her in that dress. I want to grope her from behind, mauling those big ol' titties and grinding my cock into her ass.
>>743659074
> go back in time and fuck Marylin Monroe
> perform completely inadequately and embarrass myself
> trying to compete with the masculine power of John F. Kennedy to begin with
>>743659155
I thought she was cute in blood diamond, kind of tomboyish and that shit's right up my alley
control + f
*types anne frank*
im disappointed in you b
>>743655090
This. Why do it hacve to be history when I can make future mine?
>>743659219
see
>>743655519
the 9th reply
>>743659219
Kek she's on the very top /b/ro >>743655519
>>743659193
Nah, she's basically fucked after 2000. Lost weight, all of it in her formerly glorious tits.
It's not like she could tell anyone.
>>743655262
The only right answer
I'd fuck Eve. make a cuck of Adam and be the father of mankind. Then I'd make her eat all the apples.
>>743659364
Top kek
Linda Blair, cunt.
What wood doesn't float?
>>743656369
>>743655363
Is that really Debbie Harry? Her tits are way better than one would guesss...
>>743655636
Have you seen her at the star wars premiere?
Hnng
>>743659511
hot bod but she has an amy schumer face
>>743653746
Cyndee Summers, she'd my porn mommy
>>743655363
Any shots of Debby('s) "Harry" pussy??
>>743659309
Don't be too hard on him, she was great at hide and seek
>>743659540
It looks like photoshop, my dude.
>>743659556
Hitler
>>743657613
Damn.
>>743659637
Yup, she was a playmate so they're a couple over here and there
Grace Slick of Jefferson Airplane, 1967
Susanna Hoffs from The Bangles.
I'd fuck her then marry her so I would be still fucking her today.
>>743659825
Oh hell yeah!
Lupe Fuentes pre-boobjob.
Pornstars are technically celebs, right?
>>743659857
Well yeah they are
>>743657565
lol
>>743658134
who dis?
>>743653746
demi moore or heidi klum in their prom
>>743653746
Betsy Ross. Because reasons.
Debbie Harry is still alive
>>743660107
Because you're a flaggot.
I would go back to 1976 and sniff Agnetha Faltskog's butthole
>>743654901
nice.
>>743657023
yes it was lol
>>743657026
god i fucking miss her
>>743657138
why not? u fuck mentally ill traps, so ur one to talk
Lead singer of Transvision Vamp.
Don't look her up these days guys, I implore you.
>>743659906
Good. Excepting the pornstar cop-out, though, I'd definitely go with Amanda Tapping circa SG-1. God DAMN.
>>743660122
But she's 77 and I'm not into grannies
>>743657023
I'd love to give Maryanne a cream pie
Bella Thorne before she got all methed out.
>>743658293
preferences**
nice try though. too bad your preferences are loli's 2d waifus and faggot traps
>>743660192
She's only 72
I saw her the other day and she looks good for an old lady
>>743659835
This guy has taste
ur all faggots
>>743659835
walk like an egyptian
>>743660340
You don't need a time machine for this one, disphsit.
It's crazy that chicks born in the late 70s and early 80s are starting to get kinda old
I need to fuck at least one before they all reach middle aged mom stage
>>743656858
Fucking gorgeous woman. Would still fuck her senseless even now.
Doesn't require a time machine.
>>743660232
Still defending? How pathetic.
>>743660496
To wit: 40's--
>>743653746
Hannah Montana
>>743660496
30's
Barbra eden. In the jeannie outfit.
Maisie williams before she lost her tits recently
>>743660683
>>743660459
same! even if she is 70, i bet she still can take it like in the 70's.
>>743660710
Maise Williams before she got her tits
>>743660704
This
>>743660710
Here>? OK that's good
>>743653746
Rachel McAdams, time travel seems to be her thing.
My favorite Bond girl, 1999
>>743660794
>>743660774
Tbh would still smash
Hedy Lamarr, all day!
>>743653746
You lose your turn just for calling her Deborah Harry
>>743655262
Oh fuck yes. She was a hot milf too so I wouldn't even travel that far.
>>743658476
Have you seen her old black and white nudes?
Betty white was smokin 70+ years ago
>>743656731
She's still hot though.
>>743653746
brooke shields
>>743660930
no, show us
>>743660496
20's...
Courtney Thorne-Smith, childhood crush, watched Melrose place and fapped, i think she is still pretty hot today.
Michelle trachtenberg circa 04-05
>>743661002
Cant post pics. Google has em though.
>>743655262
This. Unparalleled
>>743660496
Short hair...
Sherilyn Fenn from 1990
Rosalie Strauss early 70s
>>743661134
>Michelle trachtenberg
Christina applegate. 1994. Back when she still had her boobs
>>743660817
>>743657038
Skull and crossbones...bad ass
Younger Monica Bellucci
>>743661321
Is it strange that I want to fuck fat Michelle Trachtenberg when I really wasn't into her when she was thin?
>>743661134
My nigga...
>>743661321
Goddamn she wrecked herself...
>>743661302
Hottest girl on TV ever
>>743661419
you're fine
>>743657789
Easy, anon. EEEEEasy.
>>743660496
Just guess without googling how old she is here. Pro tip: you can't. If you jumped back 33 years and had her, you could still be a completely satisfied customer tomorrow. That's a quality build...
M Watson circa the goblet of fire.
Nikki cox. 1998. Pre-botched surgery
You don't need a time machine for her even today but I wanna do that pussy when she was hip and relevant so around 1998.
Rose McGowan before she wrecked herself
>>743661321
shopped
The Queen of England
>>743653746
I'd like to taste some neurotic Royal twat.
>>743661696
Hope so. European Vacation MT was quite tight...
I'd go full McFly and fuck my own mum when she was 19. (my sis took the pics hence the nails)
>>743661685
The fappening leaks redeemed her alot.
>>743661696
It is in fact shopped but not too much from the truth.
>>743661547
you have a fine imagination anon
>>743661833
pretty good..
>>743661770
Horrible in bed. Waste of time travel.
>>743661833
Good one! I'd go back and fuck my sister when she was 13
>>743653746
Nice pick OP
>>743661321
Oh she's not too ... Oh ... That's slightly disappointing.
kylie minogue
>>743653746
A 7 time certified world class fuck machine that made billionaires lose their spaghetti.
>>743662057
I'd probably fuck her now as well
>>743661696
No it's not.
>>743662005
There's a little bit of crazy in her face.
>>743662038
cetus amicus
>>743662057
I don't need no time machine for that one
Maybe Jane Seymour
Marina sirtis
Maureen mccormick
90s linda hamilton
>>743656406
Yes
>>743662113
What do you care? This is a time machine thread.
The goal is literally to pick women who are no longer bangable, but used to be.
I'd still fuck Tommy Pickles, but a younger version would be even better.
>>743653746
Heather
>>743662279
>>743660496
20's topless...
LOL u forgot the best waifu ever, Eva Braun.
>>743661305
Manface.
Britney Spears
Every sane person would do the same.
>>743662272
Uh, faggot, I'm the one who said I'm more attracted to fat Michelle. I'm just disputing the guy who said the first pic was shopped.
Celine Dion in 1997
>>743662272
lots of these broads are still bangable
terrible lack of imagination this evening
I'm staying with the royal twat theme
Slash does not get rich without knowing what it's doing. And Grace had a velvet pussy for the ages by all accounts.
Bettie page. FTW
>>743662366
Still highly bangable.
>>743660340
Monica is still freaking hot, you don't need a time machine for her.
The perfect woman in my book, when it comes to physical apperiance.
Young madonna was cute as shit.
Mother teressa.
>>743653746
1995 Bridgette Wilson for sure.
Gillian andersen
>>743661321
>>743661449
No that can't be true, she can't be...just no.
Angela Merkel looks like a good fuck back in the day.
>>743653746
A young Marisa Mayer. I could have told her how to save Yahoo an make millions.
>>743653746
Obviously
>>743661898
LEAVE US ALONE YOU REFRIGERATOR BOX
AGHHHH!
FUGK YOUUUGH UGHHHHN!
>>743662873
she looks like an autismo you fucking autismo
>>743662771
I thought for sure that this one would have gotten fat, just based on the roundish face. I am very impressed that she managed to keep such a slim figure (with those awesome cans, too) all these years.
>>743662742
but when she was in her 30s she was fuckin perfect
>>743662873
Not really, but her two friends are hot as fuck. Angela's a butterface.
>>743662873
lol
Well played OP, you got me!
>>743662873
He doesn't want to motorboat dem milf titties
>>743662478
He has always looked like a Romanian heroin addict ready to kidnap a small child,
except he gets beat to death by his gippo tribe 1st for stealing the food.
JUST
>>743662964
Yeah, no doubt about that.
Okay, we don't care how they've held up. Then Barbara Stanwyck. Yup the old lady from "The Big Valley." She was insane 88 years ago...
>>743663014
DIE BITCH !!!!
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
ruined my grandparents homeland you Bolshevik
>>743662959
Early 20s she was perfect. Now she has a tattoo on her tit and looks like she needs a meal.
Yall faggots forgetting the hottest celebrity of all time. Moot, you could fuck him and whisper dank memes into his ear while he creates this shit hole.
>>743656731
Good choice
I'd fuck Lily Munster
>>743663036
I mean damn. Coolidge was President when this was shot.
>>743663201
THIS IS ELVIRA !!???!!!!
1000% wayyyyyyyyy hottter as original,
instesd of goth empress, wtffffffffffff
would BREED
HUBBA HUBBA HUBBA !
>>743661074
The ONLY reason to watch Revenge of the Nerds 2
>>743663167
Now I'm sad. For multiple reasons. Well thanks.
>>743663110
She was gorgeous in Black Snake Moan and that movie where she played the corpse.
Amy jo johnson. 1994.
>>743653746
Juliet Lewis circa 'Natural Born Killers'
>>743663283
Yeah it's Cassandra Peterson, who played Elvira. She has some pretty gud nekkid pics out there
>>743662879
I hope feminists, NordFront, & every nerd that has anything to do with the computer & digital world workfield
all tar & feather her & then take away ALL OF HER MONEY
>>743663431
No even a pic? You are a lazy fuckin ranger....
>>743663480
bro
my famalam senpai
>>743663438
Yesssssssss
>>743656532
Who is this
>>743658819
>>743658722
>>743660412
you are literally retarded.
>>743662964
this.
>>743663465
or pic related
>>743660645
not the same anon, i just like to call people on their bullshit.
>>743661302
nope, madchen
>>743663438
also this
Penelope Ann Miller in the 90s.
Such an underrated actress
>>743663438
Juliette Lewis Cape Fear
>>743663519
Then she'd have to do porn for a living. I'm on board.
>>743655262
this
>>743657038
this!!
Pre-buff Tachanka.
>>743653746
very good choice!
>>743662529
nice.
Cindy Crawford
also
>
jill schoelen
>>743661302
hnnnng
>>743663383
Watched that last night. Can't help but fap to the walk into town.
>>743657038
>ywn make love to Princess Louise in her Prussian Hussar uniform while General von Mackensen sits in the corner jerking off crying.
>>743658887
>>743657565
>>743657414
Mary Tyler Moore
>>743655519
her ears lol
julie adams
mila jovovich
>>743653746
young Jeri Ryan
>>743655262
>>743656214
>>743656586
>>743657246
>>743659391
>>743660901
>>743661234
>>743662860
>Gillian andersen
Or some WW2 (Ukrainian?) female tank girl whom I can't find a photo of atm.
>>743663581
>>743663431
Amy jo johnson from 2002 is hotter
>>743653746
My step-nana when she was on TV.
>>743662771
been jerkin off to her as long as i been jerkin off