What's the filthiest thing a girl has ever said to

>>743635112
I'm Mike Rowe and this is my job.

That one was not vocal, but she did vommit one time trying to deepthroat me. Shit was so cash. We did lots of other crazy shit, but left her because she was crazy as fuck. Awesome sex though. She was abused as a kid. Poor thing.

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>>743635347
Oh fuck my sides

>>743635112
After I came in her mouth she swallowed and with a soured look said "beer and coffee"

I was fucking her (with my penis, because I'm a man) and she looked me in the eye and said, "I want to suck your pussy"
>uhhh... what?

>>743635112
"Fuckkkk, I said no surprise buttsex!"

Drunk as fuck one night, gf and i doing sex doggy way. I slip it in her butt, she turns around, looks me right in the eyes

>"Ruin it!"

Yes, she was referring to her asshole.

Yes, I did my best.

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>>743635347

>>743635112
Shit on me...

Yeah oh yeah suck that big fat feminine penis.

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>>743635695
>"With my penis, because I'm a man"

Thanks for clearing that up

>>743635112
Fuck me faster Alex!!!

-Neighbor's wife

>>743635732
Marry that

"Cum on my face!"

>I blow my load all in her face and hair.

"Dick, I didn't mean to actually cum on my face!"

>bitch wtf?

>>743635912
read the story without that part and it becomes ambiguous

>>743635990

Oh, I did.

>>743635604

I've had the same thing happen.

>>743635913
>>743635913
noice

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Not something she said, but the act of puking on my dick. Not because it was gagging her, but because she was drunk.

>>743635112
>Thats an extra £10

worth it for the anal.

Her: you're such a sexy Italian man
Leans in right to her ear while thrusting, exhale all same style and whisper
Me:boobadabopidy
Her: get off of me
Me: it was worth it

It's free real estate

>>743636229
Didn't read the description close enough. Oh well, fuck me up fam

TRUMP 2016!

>>743636120
She knows what you drank?

>>743635112
bite my left nipple when you cum.
not filthy but i can tell it was her thing. the pussy contractions gave me my all time favorite nut. my ass cheeks wouldnt stop twitching

>>743635112
Licked her ass for the first time then i asked what it felt like and she said "hard to explain, i could do it to you"

My current gf asked me to lightly choke her, smack her face with my cock, and fuck her raw on our first date. Pretty wild.

>>743635732
>doggy way
Tonight on "Things that didn't happen" with guest star Virgin Anon...

I want you to hurt me, daddy.

>>743636343

Yeah. I drink a lot of beer and coffee, and that's exactly what she said when i came in her mouth. same sour look too

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>>743635112
White girl:
Give me that nigger dick.

Offended, pleased, and confused all the same.

>>743636565
haha lol

>>743636657
lol that show

>>743635912
it's 2017
not all men have penises
not all those with penises are men

"Shoot your diseased cum so hard up my shithole you impregnate my turd, you fat-dick fuck!"

I nutted so hard.

"Gag me with your cock"

Not the filthiest thing ever said but I was not expecting it from her at all

Ex gf said something along the lines of "I like the way it feels when your balls slap my pussy when we fuck doggy" halfway thru. The way she said it had me holding back laughter the entire time I was finishing up.

>>743636912
See>>743636565

>>743636041
typical woman

Virgin

>>743635112
"Keep fucking me with that nigger dick"

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"I haven't been fucked like that since grade school"

>>743636447
And anons dick grew three sizes that day..

>>743636764

Exempt men with penises that can ejaculate are men. Everything else is fake.

>>743635112
i told my gf to dress up like hitgirl and she got a purple wig.

>>743636657

Whats it like knowing you are just a pleasure slave to her? To her you are not human, you are just a sex toy.

Stuck my dick in her ass and she said,"whataburrrger"

"Choke me with the dead cat"

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I was once in an extremely brief relationship with a Norwegian woman who later, nearing the end, would reveal to me that she was, essentially, a paedophile. I had the unfortunate circumstance of finding out when she was dirty talking me in bed and started talking about me being the first to take her daughter's virginity. It was very uncomfortable. We broke off contact very soon after.

Fuck my dirty pussy and use me like the cum slut that i am.. she was 18.

>>743637372
it ended there for the most part once she found out I was describing a loli>>743637332

>>743636764
shitty bait m8
2 genders

>>743637407

Great taste in movies, anon

>>743635112
>would you like to pee on me?

I obliged.

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>>743637464

>>743635112
I had a girl that kept wanting to play daddy / daughter roleplay. Some of the shit she said made me wonder if her dad molested the shit out of her when she was a kid.

That being said, it was a big turn on.

>>743635112
I want to watch you fuck Shannon

After a long pirate themed costume party and a good amount of Sailor Jerry
>Ahoy, moisturize me Captain!
Then
>send a broadside right in the poopdeck
I nutted a mighty pirate nut

the girl that im currently with is the first girl i talked to that enjoys being choked during, the first time we were goin at it she said it plain and simple "take you hand and squeeze me" then guided it to her neck. Probably my new favorite thing

>>743637107
how original

>>743637107
"I want to have your abortion"

>>743637594
Chloe not loli technically. Tell her that.

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>>743637437
>We broke off contact very soon after.

What are you fucking gay??

>>743637464
Terrible girlfriend. I had a really flat chested and short GF once (19) and she had zero problem pretending to be a young school girl.

Omg that's so much cum (in her mouth in the shower) when she realized I was pissing on her face... her eyes rolled and be started swallowing

I'mma piss on yo face
I'mma fart in yo mouth
i'mma shit on these walls

> "Can you clean the litterbox after?"

One time gf described markings on toilet after she shit. Apparently she left serious skids on commode. I got all the deets . Shit wuz cash my dear sir.

I use to date MILFs in my twenties. This one was really kinky and asked if it was okay to call me a certain name. I didn't mind, I was getting laid. I later found out that was the name of her son.

not so much during sex but some slut with a bf made tons of painfully obvious hints that she wanted to fuck. it was fun.

>>743637804
Is that SM 1 or 2?

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>>743637594
I used to have go meet my uncle about land diSputes.

"Fuck me harder, you nigger"


>Be me
>Be black
>Came harder than I could have ever imagined 1 human being could.

>>743637867

How old was her son at the time? did she fuck him?

>>743637954

Stop stealing stand-up bits you fucking loser

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>>743636324

>>743637954
wait a minute. are you black?

>>743636108
Nice

>>743637922
2

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>>743635347

>>743636458
>on our first date
Wat? Is she just a mega slut or what?

>>743635912
I too have coitus with a penis because I am a man and not a 13 year old girl trolling on 4chan

"Oh ya fuck me hard...."

I know not very exciting but that is trufully the dirtiest thing a woman has ever said to me during sex.

>>743635112
Get off of me you sick fuck

>>743635112

"Mmmmm: I can feel your hot cum shooting inside me!" ... whispered in my ear.

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>>743637332

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Ate buffalo chicken subway. 14 Hours later get bj. Came in her mouth and she immediately spits it out and says "what the fuck! its spicy" Swear on my life

girlfriend a few months ago during anal
>cum in my ass daddy
nearly came right that second

Well, chick wanted me to call her daddy, she had been molested by her dad.

Same chick, were best friends, I used to help pay her rent, we start fucking, and essentially starts pricing everything we do sexually.. I find it hot tell her I'll give her the extra cash when were done. I get her to do the nastiest things (anal, rim job, facefuck) shes ever done to me because I've never lied to her.... I leave her house and never give her the money.

>>743637464
You gotta ease her into it. My wife is very conservative but after 10 years of pushing the envelope little by little I've gotten her into insane shit

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>>743637471

>>743638047
Which comedian?

>>743638161
I prefer melanin enhanced

I was fucking a milf down near Houston years ago. I was getting close and she whispered in my ear, "give mommy your cum"
I did.

One time gf described markings on toilet after she shit. Apparently she left serious skids on commode. I got all the deets . Shit wuz cash my dear sir. Absolute cash. Top that posers.

When a 17 year old virgin (17 is the age of consent in my state) who tells you she didn't want penatration sex until marriage tells you she wants you to put it inside while rubbing her pussy with your cock.

>>743638588
>call her daddy
Da fuk?

"Tell me I'm prettier than my sister"

It really fucked with my penis. Not that I lost my erection but I felt really fucked up during.

I looked her sister up on Facebook afterwards...and yeah she was hotter so I fapped to her...

>>743638856
My fetish

>>743637332

This

>>743638910
lolz Just read that..she called me daddy. I'm kinda drunk right now.

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My ex and I were both autistic as fuck we used to roleplay taking turns with me being the aid and her being the patient in the home and her not quite understanding she was about to get railed and then we'd switch lul. When I was the aid and she was the autistic girl she's say shit like

"I made you pee milk, Mr. Anon! Can I have some mac 'n' cheese now!"

>>743637107
love this movie

>>743635112
Harder, Papa Smurf!

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>>743639122
lmfao

I know I'm not the only one to make my gf get ass naked and wear cat ear and watch her shit in a litter box and then bury it.

"Oi, fuck me in me bleedin' shitter ya wankin codswallop!"

"I wish I'd met you when I was 12 so I could've been molested by someone who knew what he was doing".

>>743635112
I was fucking this random girl, and in the middle of sex she said to me "Put the condom out and cum in my face", shit, i did it.

>>743635913
Alex,

From now on, you will only receive 15 dollars, instead of the customary 25 for mowing our lawn.

Singned,
Your neighbor

>>743639314
Love a good toothless British bj

>>743635112
>have you done anything with our daughter...yet?

https://youtu.be/4qbOWlPvLyo
L

Nothing weird persay but once I made a girl call up her mom after sex to tell her she hated her. It was really fucking hot.

>>743635112
"Lets go get my sister."

>>743636447
Sounds like true love.

>Was crashing at my army buddy's place, impromptu drink fest
>We and his wife get drunk then they go to bed.
>Fuck it, I'm alone drinking, kill bottle.
>Head to guest bed and hear them fucking.
Nice.
>Wake up a little bit later to wife waking me up rubbing me through shorts
"I was thinking of you the entire time we fucked."
>Got road like a rented mule.
>His kid may be mine.

>>743635112

One time I fucked this girl in a park, and it was about 9 pm so there were people who walked nearby even though we were sorta hidden

I was choking her cause she wanted it. I was like "If someone saw us they'd think i'm raping and trying to kill you" and she said "fuck tell me you're going to kill me, tell me"

was hot as fuck but also like, whoah girl.

>>743638538
Fucking lul

>>743636444
You must be a short fuck if you could do that

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>>743635112
one of the first times I had sex
>She was sucking my dick
>told me to finger her bum.
>uh...
>just.. put it in there, anon
>went back to sucking my dick
>tried to touch her bum but just fingered her instead
>she sighed and said whatever
>finished sucking my dick
>immediately got up, turned around and planted her asshole on my dick
>enough of her slobber on my dick, it just sorta went in after a few seconds
>thought it was gross, but fuck I diamonds
>few pumps and I came
>I came in her asshole
>mortified at first
>she got off, turned around and cleaned off my dick
>spent the rest of the day with her dried saliva and asshole juices on my dick
I don't think I'll do anal ever again, that was 5 years ago.
>pic of her ass

>>743639493
Agreed

finger my twat. --bleecchhh

Is it in yet?
>yes....
Try my butt instead

Wasn't actually during sex but...

>Have cute and freaky girlfriend
>Tight pussy and sucks dick like a champ
>Get to do her anal on special occasions
>Valentines Day comes
>Bring her flowers at her job
>All her coworkers jealous
>She's all kinds of happy with me
>Hugs me tight and whispers in my ear
>"You're getting some shit on your dick tonight"

"If you get here before midnight you can have me before I'm legal."

Some other guys name

>>743639689
Another gf and another time, was doing 69 and she farted in my face. Completely killed the mood, so I we just watched tv and I had some beer instead.

>>743639689
You don't deserve sex with a female you bitch faggot

>>743636343
Being a gay cocksucker, I will confirm that diet affects flavour.

>>743638604

such as?

>>743640145
Daww, jealous a chick won't let you stick it in her pooper?

When I started fucking her pussy she said "Wrong Hole"

>>743639400

how old was daughter?
did you?

"I got my pussy waxed so that i look like a little girl for you"

>>743640372
5. No. I asked if she thought my cock could fit.

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>>743637393
Feels good feels bad...
Feelings are about as mixed as I am.

>>743640807
How old now? Do you want to do stuff to her?

>>743635112

>Engaging in sensual foreplay...

"Let's get to the part where we smash piss holes together"

>>743637804
The new Kanye single has leaked, I guess.

>>743640143
This happened to me once when eating my ex's ass.

I'm a pervert but I have my limits

>>743640989
Not much older. Yes.

Used have a FWB relationship with a black female PhD student. By day she gave research presentations on workplace diversity. By night she wanted to be called a nigger whore while I whipped her ass with a belt.

Not during, but currently with the filthiest woman I've ever been with and she constantly begs me to rape her and choke her into unconsciousness. She literally had almost no limits, I could beat her bloody and she'd thank me. A+

>>743635347
KEK

"you fuck better than your brother"

i only had sex 3 times b4 that.

>>743641088
Pics?

>>743635112
I really wish I had a better answer but despite having fucked I think, 28 girls, I dont have that great of an answer

the closest was probably this 32 year old I used to fuck, I was fucking her hard on our first time and she was like "dont rush it..." and then like 2 minutes later when I told her I was coming she just gave me a smirk and squinty eyes like "i told you not to"

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>>743641306
Can't wait to see which direction you're going with this.

So much lame here...

My GF is dirty and creative. Also, she has a huge grudge against my ex. Some favorites:

Fuck me rougher than you ever fucked her.

Cum on my hairy pussy so I can rub it in.

I know you never fucked her ass, stick it in mine.

Let me taste my juices (sucking cock out of her cunt).

I'll be your ass whore tonight.

Watch me rub my cunt for you.

Piss all over my ass.

Christ, the list goes on and on. She's good at saying nasty stuff.

had a college gf from a pretty wealthy CT family. mom (7/10 milf) was always semi-catatonic/drugged, but liked to sunbathe topless by their pool. only met father once briefly - he was always away on business.

>"fuck me in my parents' bed"

several times. once while wearing mom's robe.

>>743641088

reminds me of an anon that posted a year or two ago about his wife teasing him w/ their little girl. setting her on his lap while he's nude in bed (under a sheet) and she's wearing a sleep shirt but no panties. wife didn't figure he'd actually do anything, and liked to tease/please.

>>743639359
Hot.

>>743635112
"i can't believe i'm fucking my brother"

FYI, it was my sister.

also, this isn't true.

>>743641686
She's teased me with her. Flipped up her skirt so I could see she didnt have panties on.

>>743639475
Why? Did she really hated her?

>stop jerking off or i'll call the cops

>>743641846
God damn, why hold back?

>>743641846

ok, so you either have the exact same situation as another dude, or that was your post I remember.

"It's in."

>>743635112
she got me to go on all fours. She started tonguing my asshole while jerking me off from behind and kept saying i was a bad boy and needed to be milked. Right before coming she thrust her tongue in as far as possible and i spurted everywhere. She kept tongue fucking me for a good while while frigging her cunt.

>>743635112
>Please come inside me for the purposes of procreation.

I poop from there.

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>>743637792

>>743642212
Weird. Never talked about it before.

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Did she also shit down your arm /b/oys?

about a week after I fucked a girl i had known from college she told me I fucked her so hard that she thought her soul left her body and that now she was dead.

I think I said "thank you?"

>>743639663
5'6 and she is 5'1. I guess proportions do matter in this sense.

having sex with a black chick, she starts telling me to "fuck her slave pussy" "harder master harder" and to call her a nigger bitch. did everything she asked and came buckets

>>743635347
dont understand

>>743635347
FPBP

>get off me dad

>>743642953
underage detected

>>743637671
Kek

>>743642923
Could you like, stop being a reptilian shapeshifter for like one minute?

>>743642596

cool that there's more than one wife out there willing to tease with her little girl. other anon mentioned the skirt-flip tease, the dirty talk in bed, and the one i mentioned above, which sounded awesome.
sat morning, kid wakes up, mom gets up, leaves dude in bed waking up slow. brings kid in after a while with just a sleep shirt, sets her right on his sheet-covered dick. wife laughs, dude is perplexed/turned-on/scared to go to far. after a minute wife takes kid to kitchen for breakfast and leaves dude to jerk it to the recent memory of their daughters 5yo quim.

>>743635347

Best reply this month.

>>743640308
Happened to me too. My ex girlfriend Shannon was my fuckbuddy after I got married. I was over at her house and had her on her back. My dick went into her pussy and she let me slam it in a couple times then said "That's the wrong hole, dumbass". I pulled out of her pussy and put the head of my cock against her butthole. She moaned a little bit and then screamed (muffled by the pillow I put over her face) when I shoved my entire cock into her ass with one thrust. I miss her.

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Fuck me daddy, fuck your little preteen.

>>743635112
"You better have it in cash, goyim."

>>743636764
Found the sjw

>>743635112
I'm calling the cops!

>>743636458
same story here. we're dating the same gf

>me: i'm fucking and about to cum.
>me: "arraaragh i'm about to cum baby"

>gf: "anywhere but my pussy!"

>me: pulls dick out. ready to come on tits, but kind of beta-ishly rub it against her asshole.
>me: "here? (jk jk jk)"

>gf: grabbing penis and pulling "stick it in!"

>me: jizzing on her asshole while pushing in for first ever anal. got a few semi-pumps in too before i just collapsed in bliss.

Spit on the tv

>>743635112

"I think I just shit the bed!"

>>743643490
I'm a virgin: the post

>>743635112
This was a mistake

>>743643320
>Fuck me daddy, fuck your little preteen.
>while drinking creatine
>and watching time team
>in my bedroom
>while were living in the philippines

>>743635112
I'm gonna shit

>>743635347
Best goddamned first post I've read on this Godforsaken website in 6 years

>>743643556

i pretty much was.

>>743639359
>>743639480
>>743639514 (wouldn't take sloppy seconds, call me old fashioned)
>>743639523
>>743640613 (jfc, DIAMONDS)
>>743641164
>>743641231
>>743642288
>>743642923
All this is grade A primo fap material. True or false.

>>743641592
Your shit is lame. You've confused personal taste with objective standards. If you're going to shit talk other posts you better deliver.

>>743643616
(_)_)===noice===>~~~

>>743638583
My ex would always say the same thing...

Ggwp from there

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>>743643699

>>743635112
i love you

>>743637314
There are some truly great comments in this thread. Like the 4chan of old, before all the megafags (back in the day we were just regular fags)

>>743635112
>OH OH Oh OBAMA!!!!!!

during the 08 election

filthy girl

>>743643320
God I wish a girl would say this to me. I get my wife to do loli play but don't think I could get her to be explicit about age

>>743643556
Why? Sounds like a plausible first time. My first anal was by accident. Bitch cried, called me an asshole, accused me of doing it on purpose. Next time asked for it again.

>>743636764
someone said this during sex? now that is filthy talk right there. 10/10

most memorable was "are you one of those guys that takes forever?"
she was my third ever, i was 19, and she was 22 and going into the airforce. cute/thick girl, but a terrible lay

>>743641846
God damn, anon! It sounds like your wife is serious about wanting to do family style.

Dated a girl that turned out to have serious daddy issues. To the point that she would have me wake her up fondling her and she would cry and call me daddy while I did. Would cum with the ferociousity of Pompeii when we did that.

>>743635112
She pooped the bed. Then put the turd in her pocket of jeans on the floor. " so i can remeber you later".

>>743644218
Vesuvius whatever

>>743644257
This'll teach me to be poetic and shitfaced all together

>>743644253
I laughed so hard at this

>>743635112
doggy style
>spit on me
she meant her back

missionary, as she came she liked '"good girl" whispered in her ear

>>743639480
>"Lets go get my sister."
Did she get her and how old was the sister? (Please be pedo. Please.)

>>743635112
>be me
>hitting it from tha back
>so deep face down ass up
>get curious on how she might react
>slip thumb in pooper
>she likes
>she turns and says "more"
>put more in and bust in like 3 seconds

>>743638856
>milf down near Houston
That bitch is super wet right now.

Fuck me daddy... the weird thing was, she had been raped by her dad.

>>743644253

hot pockets

>>743637437
>talking about me being the first to take her daughter's virginity.
How old was her daughter or was she hoping for future fetus sex?

A bipolar ex emo girl confessed her long time crush on me a couple years ago, she was doin drugs and shit and started messaging me nudes.

"I wanted to loose my virginity to you in highschool, I used to have dreams about you on top of me."

Then later still trying to get me to come over and me bein hesitant because the whole "Don't put your dick in crazy" part of life she was like
"You don't have to fuck me if you don't want to, just cum in my mouth."

I avoided it, and passed it off as just the drugs talking but then she got in a car accident and sobered up, a few sober months later she's saying sorry for all the shit she said, but then is like, "I really really wanted to fuck you though, I still do. I've thought about you for as long as I've known you, I would have fucked you in front of the whole class if you would have just grabbed me. But you always had that girlfriend and never looked at me twice."

So sober, nothing to lose I start hanging out a bit, toe in the water, she's got a house she inherited and this autismo kid with a super crush on her living on her couch. She let him stay as long as he like, fixed up the house and mowed the lawn and stuff but she wouldn't touch him. Straight up had an empty bedroom and only let him stay on the couch and made him leave if people came over. So one night I come over after work and she asks me to come lay down in the bedroom. She strips down to her underwear and crawls in bed with me and starts grinding her ass against me so I start fingering her, I mention the door is open and the autismo kid is there and she goes "Leave it open, I don't care it's not his." I kinda get lost in the moment for a while and we're fucking some crazy fingernail yelling ass sex and I end up with her legs on my shoulder fucking her and she's screaming and I look up and notice the autismo kid sitting on the couch with line of sight of me with legs on my shoulders thrusting and her moans and he's just glaring.

>>743641231
Rape her with a dog's dick.

>>743644834

nothing i was a part of, but i had a law school roommate (of all places) that told me a story how she and her ex-boyfriend got her straight-laced older sister out on a boat in some lake. they got the sister drunk/coke and she watched her boyfriend fuck her. but she was very clear she didn't fuck her sister - just watched.

Cum in me and marry me Anon.

>>743639400
Update, anon? Is your wife pushing/helping you to dick your daughter?

>>743645322
She starts saying shit after I came like "I've always wanted your cum inside me." and I'm like jesus Christ that dude is just sitting out there and she's just like "I don't give a fuck what he hears, it's my house." I kinda try to play to her sympathy and I'm like everyone knows he's got a crush on you this has got to kill him all quiet and she, intentionally loudly is like "You can do anything you want to me, whenever you want. He'll never cum on anything in this house but his dirty blanket."
I was getting kinda weirded out at this point AS YOU DO so I decided to leave, and I had to walk past him face down with a pillow on his head on the couch. I felt horrible and awkward and I mumbled "see yah later bud" as I walked out.

We fucked a few more times and then she suddenly was just like, you only want me for sex we're not having sex anymore. We've just been regular friends since, nothing sexual for a few years and everything is a okay. All other sex, while just as satisfying, has been almost boring compared to that shit.

>>743637780
>get off

>>743635112
Ex gf moaned "your cock is on fire" while I was railing her once. Was pretty hot thinking back on it.

>>743645558
Maybe one day...

About to cum, using no protection, my ex said "cum all over the inside of me" durring sex.

>>743635112
"I'm calling the police"

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>>743646181
>your cock is on fire
That sounds torrid!

>>743635112
"Why are you doing this to me"

>>743637784

That's just little role play. Google it.

>>743635112
>Please stop raping me.

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potential thread has potential

"Tastes like candy"- my boss when eating my ass after the company party (hammered at a hotel)

>>743635112
the first time i had sex with the girl ive been dating for the last year was honestly pretty filthy/horrifying.
she's from mexico. her and her mom came here legally but her dad stayed behind (non married parents) her dad was shot in drug cartel related business in the first month of us dating.
she was, obviously, messed up by it.
she proceeded to tell me she wanted to do me for the first time but get drunk first. so i agreed and we both got naked and started drinking.
i'm over 200 lbs and she's a 5 foot tall mexican so rapidly she's wasted while i'm pretty much fine.
she gets a phone call from her friend, and as soon as she answers starts dry humping me and trying to ride my dick. she says after she hung up that she wanted to be making horny noises on the phone with her friend.
then she starts on the actual sex. rough but relatively vanilla, apart from her constantly saying things like "you're my daddy now"
fuck like 3 times. then she's like, "will you get hard again if its to do me in the ass?"
so i start fingerblasting her bootyhole, and she's like pooping a little liquid as i do (i'm in medical school so not bothered by this but neither is it a fetish)
eventually forgets, goes to the bathroom to clean off and starts blowing me again. now i'm not huge, i'm a little over average and she manages to gag so bad on my dick since she's little that she vomits all over it. she runs to the bathroom to keep vomiting and comes back and tries to have sex again, when i tell her no she tried biting me a lot, and eventually just fell asleep next to me.

>>743635112
>Daddy please stop!

>>743637437
Hay you still have her number? Asking for a friend.