Secrets thread I guess I have a few Used to molest my brother

Elaborate on both dude. What the hell?

pics or bullshit, but green text it if you can

>>743607590
you played yourself

i once walked up to a girl and the first thing i said was: You know you can fuck in GTA right?

>>743607590
>Also drugged and raped my mom

This got dark fast.

im gonna watch a movie and then put a bullet in my head tonight

>>743608699
What movie?

>>743608913
im thinking something like drive. one of my favorite movies.

>>743608913
The Neverending Story

sometimes i bump threads

Bump for incest

>>743607590
I watch child porn on a regular basis. Hurtcore child porn

>>743609719
where do you find it ??

>>743610066
Deep web, also got a few connections irl

>>743610350
how can I find ?

>>743610452
Use tor to access the deepweb

>>743608699
Watch "The Sound of Music" then you might choose to live

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I'm secretly pissed Wholefoods will now be full of poor people since Amazon bought it.

>>743610642
listen to this man

watch it in french if you speak french

I might have testicular cancer, and even if I do I plan to do absolutely nothing about it. I want it to kill me.

>>743610980
Not a good idea. Don't give up the fight...!

>>743611055
not to be an edgefag but you only fight for things you believe in

How tf does testicular cancer kill you unless it develops into another kind of cancer??

I have a 27 year old son in the Philippines that no one knows about. Got a girl pregnant when I was stationed there and transferred to another ship before the kid was born. The girl never knew my real name.

>>743607691
When I was 17 and my brother was 5, I began molesting him during shower time. We were on well water so my parents thought it normal for me to just shower with him and I guess in theory save water. I'd turn him around and convince him it was normal to wash his backside with my erect penis sliding between his cheeks. I'd get off quick as not to raise suspicion and repeated this process for several years. Never heard about it since adulthood. Maybe he remembers, maybe he doesn't idk. I'm on my phone so really not wanting to type the rape thing until I get home. Keep er going.

>>743611651
he remembers.

>>743611735
Likely.

>>743611651
So you raped your mom when you were 11?

>>743611735
We don't talk much. We never did really so idk. He doesn't act weird around me when we do hangout, but it's not often. We're different people, so that's part of it to me. But what he thinks, I've no idea.

>>743611586
... You abandoned your own son...

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>>743607590
I came into my wife's sisters thong a few weeks back.
>live next to wife's sister and her husband
>we are all going to their 2nd holiday home for the weekend
>sister and husband leaves a few days before (my wife has to work)
>search the house for anything to wank into
>find nothing really except lube under the bed
>find washing basket....unwashed clothes
Jackpot.jpeg
>sniff and lick her thong...it tastes sweaty....fucking delicious
>Start wanking and her smell is really doubling in strength as the thong rubs my cock
>cum and put it under the pile figuring it'll dry in a couple of days so she won't notice.
>drive 8 hours to the holiday home have lunch with the sister and husband and as we finish they say "goodbye and drive back home"
>I was absolutely shitting my pants thinking maybe it wouldn't be dry by the time they got back
>come back a few days later and no one says anything.
Thinkigotawaywithit

>>743612002
I was 12 going on 13. Kind of a loose cannon. I started experimenting with drugs early in life and always had weird, dark thoughts. Acted on them a few times. Have them always.

>>743612088
He probably will post his version of the story here one day but as a trap

>>743612399
He's married with a kid so...
Probably.

>>743611317
Being this retarded

>>743610756
Yeah, because being poor is a mental illness whereas being gay is normal

>>743612550
how is not believing in yourself retarded?

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>>743612187
This takes the cake for the most autistic post of the day. Congrats, you earned it you tard.

>>743610980
Fucking die, the earth is overpopulated. Why wait. Give yourself back to Gaia.

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>>743612218
ur fried

>>743612187
My secret is I'm a guy who wears thongs and I think my faggot brother in law sniffs them and shit

>>743612974
it would cause emotional distress to my family friends and coworkers for me to commit suicide. it's easier if I'm not my own killer.

>>743612187
Damn, I had a similar experience.
>my gf´s sister returned to my gf´s house because her husband cheated on her.
>they are non identical twins, and she's a complete PAWG MILF.
>one day, they leave to run errands, and found her laundry basket... had the most delicious thongs, smelled and tasted amazing..
>I wanked with it, and did it maybe 2 more times before she returned to her husband.
>one piece that will live in my mind forever, is a crotchless thong, just thinking of her with it got me hard right away.
totally got away with that.

>>743612454
How old is he now? How long ago did the rape happened, do you think you may be a pedo faggot?

>>743613238
So off yourself and stage the scene to frame someone for it. Be a real hero.

I like to finger my asshole in the shower

It just feels good, i don't get a boner or anything

I just my wife could do it while she blows me

>>743610881
>watch it in french if you speak french
Why thr fuck wouldnt he watch it in his own language?

>>743613484
wish*

>>743613484
I use the strong singular spray on my butthole in the shower. feelsgoodman.jpg

>>743613390
25 years ago
He's 30 now
No attraction to kids. I mean if I see some hyper developed 14 year old with huge tits in some leggings with a fat ass, sure I think.. If only.. But I feel like everyone thinks that. I don't find underdeveloped children attractive in any inappropriate way though, no.

>>743613131
Lol fucking jew

I can't sleep.
I've gotten approximately one hour of it in the past week, yet I don't feel tired, more grisly and agitated

>>743611586
dad?

>>743613599
please elaborate

>>743613777
Is that you trips?

Not anything too crazy, but here goes.

So i have this 12 y/o blonde girl living right next to me with her parents, we kinda share garden / driveway n stuff.
She's a cutie, as in personality etc, i guess u could say it's pretty obvious she'll grow into a fine young lady soon enough, but haven't given it much thought honestly.

One day when i was getting changed for the gym and when i was done i kinda noticed something in the side of my eyes, the neighbour girl had been looking at me through the windows getting changed. I'm handsome, ripped and had my dick hanging out while getting dressed, i'm 99% sure she saw me.
When i got out to lock my door and make my way to the gym she came walking past and gave me a really playful grin. No joke.

I guess the secret is, the thought of what happened doesn't exactly bother me. At all.

>>743613294
I was doing it just for the thrill but when I could smell her I was a crazed beast

>>743613835
I have a shower head that's like, detachable with multiple settings with a mist spray, a multi-stream spray etc

I use the setting that makes it one stream of water and use that to wash off my butthole.

>>743613949
Dude if you have a little girl next and you was all openly naked.....yeah, you wanted her to see

>>743610452
Unless you're FBI, don't try because the FBI runs most of the kiddy & drug trade on it.

>>743613949
Time to groom her son

>>743614053
ohhhhhhh, i thought you inserted it into your asshole enema-like

i did it once with the jacuzzi's massage thing, but 5 minutes after i had to shit like 5 gallons of shitty water

i felt uber duber clean tho

>>743611651
You're a piece of shit and you should kys ASAP.

>>743613660
Then why did you used to rape your 5 yo brother man, I understand that young horny men do retarded shit because horny, we all have our highs and lows, but come on, well at least you weren't a pedo after all

>>743609719
Take some advice from this guy sick fuck
>>743608699

A couple of years ago i was curious about inserting things in my urethra.
There was nothing thin enough close to me so i did it with a mercury thermometer i have. It was really dangerous but that made it much hotter. Did it a couple of times. Didn't die.

Also i once inserted a lego gun. Pretty hard to remove

>>743614234
nah, that happens very rarely and it's not intended

>>743614246
No idea why. I never penetrated him so at least there's that. I've never molested anyone as an adult, or have any desire to. I'm a full blown alcoholic though. Choices, some we make are bad.

>>743614293
>The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact

>>743613949
Fuck man, if you know the girl is going to be a good person, don't corrupt her, children aren't guilty of older people sick fucking kinks
How old are you, why don't you wait until she's legal or something

>>743614353
does it feel good? i used to be curious about urethral insertions, but i only had toothpicks

>>743614490
lol nigga kys

>>743613766

You have Bipolar disorder...look into it and get it treated, or it will destroy your life

>>743614353
Had that performed by an old lady during medical checkup for the military. Twice. Didn't like it enough to do it myself.

My psyche has been ravaged to the point where I am incapable of generating independent thought and am forced to operate automatically while my livelihood deteriorates
All those around me have shifted into blood thirsty monstrosities that exist solely to torment my guilty conscience for a lifetime of cowardly actions
I have one way out and I am biding me time, even though I have seen the face of the Satan and the maw Hell, it seems to be a much prefable alternative to what my view of Earth has turned into

>be 17
>be horny
>14 year old sister wants to have a massage
>okay
>i massage her body
>then I massage her butt
>she falls asleep
>I know she wants this dick
>so I flipped her over
>I move her panties to the side
>I start to lick her pussy
>fresh, clean, virgin pussy
>Stick my tongue inside and out
>she twitches
>I freak and back off for a few seconds
>then I look the door is not lock
>parents are in the living room
>i lock the door
>my heart is pounding like a drum
>my ears are red
>my dick is dripping
>her pussy is dripping
>shes still fake asleep
>i pull out my dick
>i get on top slowly and creeply
>slide the tip in a little bit
>a little more
>and little bit more until the tip went in
>then her legs twitches and she moans
>i freak again and back off
>thought to myself
>wtf am I DOING???
>get off and put shorts back on
>put her blanket over her
>i get out of the room
>go and masturbate in the bathroom
>sleep
>wake up
>sister walks in and ask for another massage
>Okay.

Even to this day, we don't talk about it. I still think she was fully asleep and i felt like I was forcing my self. Then again... I figure she kind of wanted it that is probably the reason why she keeps wanting me to massage her before she sleeps. Oh well, I got myself a girlfriends and I fuck her day and night.

>>743614599
Internet dubs doctor kek

>>743614490
And you drugged your mom too right

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>>743614665
Hahahahahaha
Good

Man I shot at some guy one time and killed a kid through a window. I saw it on the news and i have stayed fucked up since too pussy to turn myself in for it

>>743614572
First couple of times kinda hurts. Lots of saliva. But is weirdly hot to do it 4 real.

After my mom died i stopped doing it cuz if she could see me would say wtf

when i was 10 i would search up wingsuit deaths amnd would laugh at them for ages. now its progressed to regular gore n shit

>>743614251 This thread is kinda relevant to this. Lots of potential secrets in these emails

>>743614775

I'm 9 years into my education to become a psychiatric researcher. Stop thinking that no one can be better than, or do more with their own life, than you can.

>>743614934
Yeah, some years prior. I'm just glad I didn't turn into a predator. Those instances were fucked up but I'm not some weird ass adult. Suppressed it I guess. But I did do, and still think about, weird shit that isn't healthy. Zero chance of acting though.

>>743615417
Diagnose me Dr Phil
Use dat broad DSM terminology

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It would have neen perfect hahahahah

>>743615634

I already did. You have Bipolar, insomnia, without feeling tired, but instead feeling energized, is unique to Bipolar and Bipolar only...it is also the number 1 denial disorder for a reason...so go on living your shitty life, convinced that all of your problems are because you are really a natural-born genius, and are just too smart to be treated right by everyone else.

Lucky bastard. I saw my mom,naked once in the 80s and now close my eyes when I fuck my wife and pretend my mom raped me. Makes big cummies.

>>743615831
For a diagnostic expert you are very quick to come to faulty assumptions cuz a random net dweller got under your skin
I am the actual insomniac and it's not even close to bipolarity, sorry

>>743615831
I'm not even that guy Dr Phil.you suck at your job.

>>743607590
I make up stupid shit online and post to /b/

>>743616077
Well, quit.

I fapped to trap porn a few times

Bleh whatever I'm hiv positive and go to bars out of state to fuck sluts raw and spread the love Don't even care not medicated or using condoms either fuck humans

>>743616370
Kill yourself

>>743616469
I am
Along with some others

>>743616599

If this is true than you are a truly awful piece of shit. I hope your death is as painful as possible

I used to jack off to 1990s Oprah.

>>743616727
It won't be I'll just take the easy way out after I'm too sick to infect any more people
Enjoy your pudding

>>743613238
This. Only reason to not off yourself.

>>743613484
Kek. I'd try to fist myself in the shower. Oh man looking back...well idk we all some weird shit.

>>743613766
Bipolar 1 maybe? Get checked.

im a total fag. friend and i have started a friends with benefit relationship where i suck his cock even tho he isn't gay.

it's going pretty well if you ask me.

>>743607590
I can count alll the way to schfifty-five

>>743608699
with surgical precision, or are you just gonna jam 1 in there?

>>743618607
How cute are you

>>743613961
yeah, same here, I guess that's common..
on a side note, compared to all the stories in the thread, panty sniffing is pretty harmless.

>>743620208
eunuchs* friggin difficult word

>>743620248
like, if i get a deadly cancer in my balls, ill get rid of it... 1 way or another.. really hope i never will, though.

>>743620208
it's not that they can't, it's that I'm going to let it kill me

see >>743610980 and >>743611317

>>743620027
thanks dude. I named my son after him
>>743620208
my friend found out when his ball was swollen to the size of a softball. just spread super quick because they found it too late.

>>743620392
oh, ok. weird, but that explains it.

I open bags of chips from the bottom instead of the top

>All of the eunuchs that lived in the Forbidden City had to carry their severed genitals in a glass jar full of vinegar around their necks at all times

what the fuck is wrong with the lawmakers? mr psychology?

>>743613766

Congrats on your first manic episode

My wife wants another tattoo. I think she has enough. If she gets it I'm cheating on her every chance I get. I quit nicotine and weed for her because we were supposed to start a family. She acts like a fucking child I'm starting to lose my mind

Not a pedo... but - I was on public transport one time and this young girl was sitting opposite me.

She looked about 12, small budding breasts. She was reading a book, and had a short skirt on.

She slowly hiked her skirt up, until she was basically flashing me her puss. Never looked at me, just did this very nonchalantly.

At one point, an older woman got on and sat next to us, and the girl immediately put her legs and skirt down. Which cemented in my mind that this was no accident and she absolutely knew what she was doing.

Now, I'd still never have done anything with her. I'm not a pedo. But it made me realise that some youngsters really are sexual and want to tease older guys, and possibly want to have sex with them. Makes things tough for the pedo's and proves why kids are not legally capable of granting consent.

Confession : i have fapped to that memory.

>>743620997

Have you tried having sex with her?

>used to cum into the local mayoneese jar

>>743621001
been here for a while, just got a new confession:

i'm gonna be fapping to that memory too

>>743621001
Thanks for the material.

>>743621294
She recently had surgery no sex 7 months

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>>743621595

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THIS GUY HAS AUTISM GET IN HERE:

https://gaming.youtube.com/watch?v=OFoXilQcvz0

i shit on my hand when i'm bathing, then i just throw it into the toilet

believe me it's ten times easier than having to wet all the god damn floor and toilet

>>743622507
M or F?

Just found out I'm gay.

I have an understandably weird fetish for diplomas and award certificates, I like masturbating with and sleeping with them.

I've fucked hundreds of awards, all of mine and my family's, a lot that people from 4chan send me, and some I get off ebay and craigslist.

If I ever get a girlfriend I don't know how I'll tell her about this without risking being labelled as a fucking weirdo.

>>743622820
M with a really hairy ass

>>743610642
wtf do you really think the sound of fucking music is that transcendent?

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I work in a town in a remote place where most women are white blondes.
I have to work in a health-related job in which i have to check the boys and girls, measuring them with a "tanner scale".
I do this almost everyday and get to watch multiple budding breasts daily.
I love my job, i really do.

>>743623704
wtf where do you live?

>>743623704
the loli doctor

>>743622420
Haha no I get blowjobs at least 1 every other day. But she had an ectopic pregnancy and long story short if she gets pregnant before february-marchish the baby has a huge chance of being a tardo fuck

>>743624472
>chance

dude, that egg is already retarded before being born, there's no doubt about it.

>>743613599
I've used the detachable shower head to spray my ass clean, but never really straight up into the hole. I like having a nice clean ass.

>>743615092
Don't turn yourself in, thata 2 lives sown the shitter, make your life worth living to make up for wasting that child's chance.

Or kys nigger.