i have to sleep in my car on thursday. where is the best place

Wal mart

>>743555430
Rest stops

>>743555430
Why the fuck would you be arrested for that? The car is your property... just park it in public property and its all good...

>>743555430
Wait what ? you get arrested sleeping in your own car ? What kind of faggot laws is that ?

>>743555430
Infront of police station

>>743555430
Camp crystal lake

>>743555520
This

>>743555430
Middle of intersection

>>743555659
we live in a police state. not living in a house or apartment? then suspicion is raised about you. cop can do any fucking thing they want to do to fuck with you, including sleeping in your car.

>>743555430
Back seat.

>>743555430
Random persons driveway

>>743555578
is this true?

i was hoping to have a campfire

>>743555520
walmarts are usually the most dangerous place to do anything at

>>743555520
Trucker here definitely either a Walmart, rest stop or truck stop just be Leary of lot lizards at a truck stop

>>743555659

It's illegal most of the world. You wont get arrested they just tell you to move along

Outside a hotel.
Quiet and you can go in and steal that dope ass continental breakfast too

I did this every night for 4 months on an opiate binge

>>743555832
I think the police station parking lot would be the safest. You pay taxes right ? Just tell the cops you're not able to go home because you got kicked out and just one night at the police parking lot or impound lot would suffice, kek.
If possible try the jail cell.

>>743555925
Do you think a campground would be better? I have a few bucks but won't be able to get to the site until after dark. Not opposed to sleeping at a rest stop, but would prefer the ability to cook food etc.

>>743555832
Shit man when I head thru Indiana/Illinois I like there rest stops most of them have free WiFi. Also if you owned a camper and a truck you could basically live at truck stops for free

If you live somewhere with dirt trails and hiking areas and things alike its good to park around there and sleep.

>>743555430
the legality depends upon your state but a gas station or a rest stop are your best bet wherever you are.

>>743556040
t. police officer

>>743555430
you can camp in any national forest for 2 weeks as long as you
>don't camp in places marked no camping
>are more than 20' off the road
>park no more than 100' off the road

what is that mattress called? I wish to purchase one.

>>743555430
There are plenty of places where you won't get in trouble, but even if you do it where you will get messed with, chances are they will not arrest you.

Every time I've done it, the cops woke me up and told me to move on.

>>743556168
>>743556178
>>743556180

live in florida, have a volkswagen passat

>>743556293
What part of Florida?

I live here and can tell ya some good spots in central that you wont get fucked with.

>>743556034
This. Hotel parking best

Also if you choose a big name truck stop they have a microwave for truckers to use and you could bum a shower credit off a trucker they get em free just for fueling

OP here, I can afford a campsite or something, but I won't be getting back until after dark.

Basically, I'm moving in with my girlfriend but her mom is visiting who doesn't know we live together. My lease is up on thursday so I have to get out. My gf's mom is staying with her, don't want to put up with that awkwar ish, even if she is very sweet.

Hotel parking lot

>>743555520
I want to say if you buy something at Walmart, and have the recite, you can stay there for 24 hours. I'm not sure if that's true but that what I have heard

OP here, I can afford a campsite or something, but I won't be getting back until after dark.

Basically, I'm moving in with my girlfriend but her mom is visiting who doesn't know we live together. My lease is up on thursday so I have to get out. My gf's mom is staying with her until saturday, don't want to put up with that awkwar ish, even if she is very sweet.

She's sleeping on the couch and there is no room for me so I opted to "sleep at a friends house" except I haven't asked any friends.

also i'm a low key alcoholic

>>743556364
No shit. Thank you.

Orlando area.

>>743556234
Came here for this

>>743556569
answer my fucking question you faggot.
>>743556364

>>743555430
Find a pizza place (Like chain store), their open late. Sit somewhere out of the way in the parking lot, Lot's of reg people coming and going to think you're just another customer. You can sit outside your car, play with your phone etc for a few hours, no-one thinks twice. (And you get pizza)
Best place to sleep, lay drivers seat flat, really cram it down so it's pressed hard against the back seat. Pretty comfy imo, and you can sit up and drive off if you have to. Or if the middle of your back seat folds forward (and flat), you can sleep in the boot with your shoulders / head on the back seat, also good.

>>743555430
In your driveway

>>743556540
Maybe a 24 hour Walmart? Do they have those in Florida?

>>743556477
>>743556569


wow. creepy how I did that twice. Sorry y'all. I gues I have brain damage.

>Lowkey alcoholic

You will be camping at a walmart, maybe you where trying to say full blown

Train stations or library parking lots where always my go to place when traveling

>>743556622
I did you drunk. I'm in orlando.

>>743556598
how many days you gonna be out?

Are you scared of wildlife? like boar, bears, and or deer?

Is kissimmee to far for you?

>>743556745
>maybe you where trying to say fullblown

At least I know grammar, you absolute baboon.

Did this. Hotels are the best. No one cares. No one ever looks into the car next to them while coming and going.

Underground parking garages. Did this as well.

Rest Stops off highway are fine. Gas Stations stops off highway are fine.

I slept at all these places for a few hours to for a few days in a row. Never once been checked on or noticed. You'll be fine

>>743556797
OP here

nah that's fine. Love wildlife. Bears are a little spooky, but I've never seen them anywhere around here. I'll be out 2 days at the most. I can buy a tent and shit if i need to. Ocala national forest is a little too far for me.

>>743555925
Over the road or line haul

>>743555520
This

>>743556919
Good thing Ocala isn't fucking in Osceola county now huh?

I have a place in kissimmee you could bum at, but you'd have to follow some rules and know where the property lines end and begin.

>>743555430
Houston

>>743557132
I live in Orlando.

>>743557051
Polk County ftw faggot.

>>743557245
???
why are you proud of this?

>>743556364
> I live here and can tell you where to go so i'll know exactly where you are and i can sneak up on you that night and murder you

>>743557321
not every rape has to end in murder

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>>743557245

>>743557383
this is the exact reason I am not going to meet this anon.

>>743555430
Anywhere? Sleeping in a car isn't illegal as long as you're legally parked. A cop might check on you to make sure you're okay, but they're not gonna arrest you for it unless it seems like you're on drugs or something.

>>743557321
its 86.87 acres of mostly dry land, that I have access too personally.

but the two adjacent property's are rented for hunting purposes and the hunters get REALLL fucking butthurt when people are out there "Scaring away" their animals.

also I have a pet blackbear out there that I call Kevin. there for the need for "rules"

>>743557403
>>743557306

get some, niggers

>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p1C_Abw5XMs

>>743556540
>buy something at Walmart, and have the recite, you can stay there for 24 hours

You can just be at Walmart, former employee here. Just don't let your car stay in one spot for a couple days and your good, otherwise if they catch it they may think it's broken down and get towed.

The store I worked at we have people that actually live in the parking lot.

>>743557478
>when you rent cars with your section 8 housing money. but can only have half a day.

>>743556234
https://www.walmart.com/ip/Multi-functional-In-Car-Air-Bed-Set/54486035?wmlspartner=wlpa&selectedSellerId=0&adid=22222222227048251457&wl0=&wl1=g&wl2=c&wl3=146907753598&wl4=pla-257871232533&wl5=9060400&wl6=&wl7=&wl8=&wl9=pla&wl10=8175035&wl11=online&wl12=54486035&wl13=&veh=sem

>>743557458
> we hunt men for sport on my 86.87 acres

Crime statistics posted in a local paper a few months back included 63% of homeless are criminals (didn't specify misdemeanor theft or mass murder felonies), and 78% of people found sleeping in their cars are criminals.
Anyone I catch parked on my dead end street at night I approach with camera (flash ON), aluminum baseball bat, one of those nasty superbright LED flashlights, and my phone.
First I take a flash photo, 99% of the time they start the car and speed off within 20 seconds. .9% of the time tapping on the window with the bat freaks them out to leave.
.1% of the time they'll scream about they HAVE A RIGHT TO PARK IN FRONT OF MY HOUSE, or DINDU NUFFIN, or YOU CAN'T TAKE A PHOTO (state law; if it is in public and not violating personal privacy, I can take a photo. Under skirt shots at the mall: NO. Some fucktard parked in front of my house at 2AM: YES).
One time, in the afternoon for 4+ hours, 2 cars parked and they didn't notice and didn't leave when I knocked, and one kept bouncing, towels over the windows, so I called the sheriff. Got to talk to him after, one car was registered to the driver of it, the other registered to the driver's husband (not the other driver). LULZ I broke up an affair.

tl;dr
Suicide is a good option for you.

>>743557458
Seriously? What the fuck is wrong with Florida?

>>743557582
only kevin does that.

i slept in my car for about a month in the springtime. i would just find a quiet residential neighborhood and look for a spot to park, once i parked i checked to see if anyone was looking then jumped in my backseat and chilled on my phone/laptop. worked for me for a month or so.

>>743557628
nothing
Floridaman is the worlds most amazing superhero

>>743557616
I'm not a nigger, you retard.

I didn't even read that stupid post. My gf's mom is very conservative and doesn't belive in living together until marriage so I'm pretending to have a house.

>>743555430
hotel parking lots

>>743557003
Well now I do Walmart dedicated

>>743557765
So why the fuck are you afraid to meet kevin?

>>743557628
>imagine being this afraid of nature and freedom

>>743555659
They put it under "illegal camping" in most states

They don't arrest you usually they just wake you up and tell you to leave

>>743557765
t. dirty nigger with a 10 pg criminal record

>>743557813
HE HAS A PET BLACKBEAR.

THAT HE NAMED KEVIN!!!!

You cannot honestly say there is nothing wrong with that!

On a highway parking. When they ask what you are doing, tell them you need to drive 1000 plus kms and was getting sleepy so you take a powernap.

>>743557913
itt: racists

>>743555520
/thread

no, seriously. /thread

>>743557913
Not at all anon, why do you hate pets?

>>743557913
It's his land. Black bears aren't really a problem unless you stumble upon a sow and her cubs.

They had a bullshit black bear season last year that lasted one day.

>>743557837
there are very few black people on 4chan. You should know this by now.

>>743557955
nigger

>>743557913
black bears are pussies
they are the white male feminists of bears

>>743555734
this

>>743555763
made me laugh way too fucking hard. spit out some water

The best place to sleep in your car is actually just a random residential street. avoid parking directly in front of a house, instead park on streets that face the sides of houses, or a public park.

>>743558139
imagine being so stupid that you laugh at this poor excuse for a joke.

hope you fail 8th grade again.

>>743557765
spotted the nigger

>>743558139
its Florida, the cop's probably wont even notice until rush hour anyway.

>>743558106
Kevin fucks up boars, its not a pussy. [still don't know if kevin is a boy or girl]

>>743556034
DAMN that's a good idea.

>>743555430
Your driveway.

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>>743558202

>>743558219
>Kevin fucks up boars

OP here, good for Kevin. Boars deserve it. I hate those fucks. I hunt those stupid faggots.

For those saying hotels, nicer ones might have security checking for things like this. Had it happen to me. Part of why they ask for your plate # when registering.
I know Walmarts used to be cool with it, Maybe just buy a couple things you need and keep the receipt, like someone else said, just in case.

>>743558294
thank you for contributing, retard.

>>743558346
Some big ass boar's over here, one day off the side of the 429, I thought I said kevin, but nah was just a kevin sized fucking pig. maybe even bigger.. fucker was HUUUUUUUUUUUGGGGEEE [funspot reference]

>>743558219
Why doesn't Kevin like the Dutch?

>>743558413
funspot: the white trash disney

>>743558460
Dunno, I'd say ask kevin. be he/she doesn't really talk back, just kinda hangs out in the trees and listens to you talk to him/her. sometimes follows you for a bit. Likes blackberry's tho.

>>743558535
Really, the funspot in kissimmee is like spic/nigger ville.

and if im in that part of orlando, im not going to fucking fun spot, im going to bass pro.

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>>743558591
is he Sir Kevin Bearington?
are you his butler?

>>743558591
is Kevin your friendly pet or just a bear your have become familiar with?

>>743558718
n-no I-I'm not...

>>743558797
no u

>>743556034
Just make sure there is no security guard if ur sleeping at a hotel. I work security at a hotel and naturally a place that sells places to sleep doesn't want you in the parking lot doing it for free and trying to steal breakfast. Every morning at breakfast they make me stand outside the door to look at for non guest. You would be surprised how many non guests just pull up and walk into the dinning room and help themselves. That and the human trash at the shit tier $50 a night motel next door "accidentally" try to eat at the $170 a night hotel I work for. Bottom line if there is a security guard just move along to a different hotel. But be warned that breakfast theives and transient vagrants living in their parking lots more and more hotels are adding security to combat the rampant squatting and theft.

>>743555710
yes it is illegal in may cities
its legal to this in new york

>>743558743
Nah, I don't even feed kevin, normally just watch him/her sometimes chasing em back into the woods when he was coming out for food when it was super dry.. but normally just chill's back there.we keep our distance from each other. but the bear is really curious sometimes.

>>743556004
No, it's illegal in handfull of police states.
You can do whatever the fuck you want in your car as long as it's parked properly.
How is sleeping different from just "waiting for someone/something"? Is it illegal to just chill in your car aswell?

>>743558912
Some high traffic parking areas do tend to have 30min-120min parking limits, although enforcement is hard to gauge most of the time.

>>743558834
Do seedy hotels have guards? I appreciate your work, but I also appreciate a free breakfast.

>>743558383
Never leave home without a button down, a blazer and something that can pass for a laptop.

I've scavenged on sausage waffles coffee and cereal for a month rotating around some Hampton Inns. Tupperware and my multiple sippy cups of coffee, milk, OJ let me keep my per diem right where I wanted it. In my fuckn pocket.

Just don't look like a skeeve, and know when to move on.

>>743559017
When I said "parked properly" I implied "not breaking any laws or limits or whatever".

>>743556919
You can afford a tent but can't afford a 39 dollar Holiday inn room? I smell bullshittery

>>743559295
Well barring any shady fucks messing with OP he's at the mercy of the property owner wherever he/she parks. Cops could get curious and ask you to get lost at worst but will likely warn OP about nighttime traffic.

I'm talking about america ofc if op isnt in the USA its jungle law

>>743555430
In what fucked up 3rd world country nazi dictatorship, do you get arrested for sleeping in your own car? Freedom much?

>>743559447
No such thing anymore. Liberals are slowly killing it off.

>>743559387
maybe ill do that.

just doing this because i can tbh

>>743559556
Sorry. I don't buy it.

>land of freedom
>get arrested for sleeping in your own car
lol only in America, you guys are seriously cucked

>>743559492
>liberalism, the pro-freedom ideology, is actually killing freedom
Poetry.

>>743555430
>without getting arrested
Wut?
Lemme guess, murica?
Here in Sweden you can stop and sleep in your car where ever you like.
Just like you can camp where ever you like.
We have a law for that called "Allemansrätten", basically means "All mans right".

>>743559595
im not rich, but i got 1500 in my bank accoumt

>>743559447
well....you don't really get arrested for sleeping in your car...you'd get cited for trespassing. if the cop is a dick, he could arrest you for it

>>743559714
>here in sweden muslims can murder me without consequence!

fuck off,faggot.

>>743559714
does that mean women cant?

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>>743559863
Kek, mr Burger get's shot and stabbed by niggers instead. Then beaten by the police for sleeping in your car.
>Laaaand of theee FREEEEEE!!!

>>743560035
Sorry the translation got a little fucked up.
Allemansrätten should be more like "All citizens right to roam" really.
Very few areas is off limit.

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park would be my best guess. you might be able too find abandoned road that no one goes on shit if you had a little money rv park are cheap as fuck.

>>743555925
lying faggot, there is no more lot lizards.

>>743560036
>>743560036
at lest we will still be a white country in years 25 years and have a legit pro-white counter culture unlike cucky sweden democrats

>>743560036
Well to be fair I would pick niggers
Over Muslims any day
>not amerifat

In your backyard

>>743560035
yes. women are retarded

>>743560256
Nah you'll be a nuclear wasteland.
>>743560258
Well I wouldn't know the difference, I live in the north where Sweden is still 99% white.

>>743555771
Don't cut yourself on that edge

suspicious is right to be raised, we live in a society of shitskins. Fuck off with your psuedo-intellectual bullshit.

>>743555430
I feel ya bro what I did back then was getting a gym membership and staying on a 24h gym

>>743559037
Most hotels don't have guards. But usually the seed motels are more likely to need and have security. I would go someplace like a Marriot or Holiday Inn. Some have security but it's less likely but they have WAY better breakfast like bacon and suasage biscuits. Just call ahead and ask if they have security like: "hey what's ur rate for 1 night? Oh? I have a work truck with valuable tools so do have a security patrol?"
If they say no ur golden. Try to sneak in a back door. The hotels are more suspicious of people who come through the front door and b line it to the food. Or go in the bathroom and wait 20 mins and change ur shirt.

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>>743555430

how do you fuckin' sleep on a 4'4" inflatable mattress?

are you half of a manlet?

>>743557616
>Invading other peoples privacy; the post.
Faggot.

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>>743560706
>Not taking necessary precautions to protect yourself or your immediate surroundings.

>>743560594
There's this thing called not being 6'8 then curling your legs

>>743557616
God you're such a bitch.

>>743560813
Don't be a nigger. Unless they parked on private land you own; you have zero right to approach and harass them.

The Road is public property. Faggot.

>>743555430
In your driveway.

>>743561006
No, he approached shady fucks hanging around his property and confronted them
Being a bitch would be hiding in his house and calling the cops or ignoring it altogether and hoping everything turns out alright

>>743555832
Rest stops are extremely dangerous. Don't even stop there to pee. You will get raped at the gloryhole.

>>743561117
Free speech,assembly and all that, its public, like you said, so you also have no right to stop people from approaching you or harassing you as long as they are peaceful, your option is to go away.

>>743555520

Depends on where you are, a lot of Walmarts out west have taken away the welcome mat due to the amount of homeless perpetually there.

DISCLAIMER/WARNING: While free overnight stays at Walmart may be something that may seem attractive, always check with the store to see if they allow camping. In addition, in some cities/states, it is illegal. El Monte RV cares about your safety, so consider the area in which the Walmart is located when deciding to stay there. Some stores may be in areas that may be unsafe.


http://www.walmartlocator.com/no-park-walmarts/

also:

https://www.elmonterv.com/guide/rv-rental-information/overnight-stay-information/

>>743561182
He bragged about stopping two people from fucking. He's a bitch and so are you.

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>>743561117
Enjoy having your home broken into, your family raped/tortured/killed by well seasoned crime committing dindus then.

>>743559772
Just stay at a cheap motel. Your back will thank you.

>>743555659

They consider it to be using a vehicle as an illegal "means of shelter". When I was homeless and living on the street, there was a 78 year old man that lived in his car. The cops told him that he couldn't sleep in his car or he would be arrested, but it was okay if he slept on the sidewalk!

>>743561395
I am armed and will protect myself if needed. I just don't go out looking for trouble.

>>743555710

Yes, Los Angeles it used to be illegal, now in some VERY limited areas they have started permitting it, with a lot of rules.

>>743555718

ha ha, you want to hide from the cops. They are not sympathetic to your cause. Some are sadistic and will harass you.

>>743561516
xD

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Parking lot of a 24 hour gym, move your car every night if you spend more than one night there. If you have gym membership, its free lockers and shower too + workouts.

>>743556040

Don't be a faggot. They will arrest you or run you off. Better if you are only going to do this for one or a couple of nights would be a hospital emergency room parking lot.

>>743556293

Safer if you find a large hospital parking lot.

>>743556382

As long as they don't have private security.

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>>743561452
I think you need a lesson in being a good neighborhood watcher because if no one does anything about suspicious fucks parking their cars near my home then enjoy the fruits of your cucked labor of doing nothing as barred windows and mexican/rap music become a normal everyday thing in any neighborhood while crime statistics go up 100 percent but don't mind me i'm a "nigger" as you say.

>>743556382

As long as they don't have private security, so you won't get run off

>>743555430
Truck stop or state provided rest stop. That's literally what they're for- interstate truckers to sleep.

>>743561765
I'm not a neighborhood watcher because I have a fucking life.

>>743555771
Jesus christ, it has NOTHING to do with "living in a police state hurrrr". I fucking hate cops yet I can completely understand why they'd be wearing of someone sleeping in their car. Chances are you won't get arrested for sleeping in your car, but you MAY get a knock on your window with an officer asking you why you're there. I've slept in my car on countless occasions.

>>743556540

There are a lot of walmarts that don't allow overnighters. In some areas the cities prohibit it now. I know in Las Vegas it was the hotel/rv campsite places that complained and they made an ordinance prohibiting it.

Anyways, Florida seems to have quite a few you CAN'T overnight at

http://www.walmartlocator.com/no-park-walmarts/

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>>743556034
Fucking genius!

>>743560414
3edgy5me

>>743557443
>Sleeping in a car isn't illegal as long as you're legally parked

This depends on where you are.

>>743555430
What country do you live in to be arrested for sleeping in your own car?
>don't tell me it's murica
>in murica they have freedoms
>it isn't a police state where police shoot to kill you
>the police don't pepper spray you for no reason
Murica is the land of the free if you have lots of money.

>>743557582

Yeah, homo's do that in san francisco, also

side of highway

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>>743561886
It makes my day while reading a newspaper i'll see an article about a violent break in and then i think "that could've been me".

So yes, i have a fucking life too thanks to my vigilance.

Cuck

>>743561765
i'm sorry you're scared of the mexicans and rap music, grandpa

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>>743561845
In Illinois, its the Tollway Oasis.

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>>743562077
honestly it sounds exhausting to be you

>>743562077
The chances of your home getting broken into are very slim. Unless you're doing shit or live in a terrible neighborhood. You sound like that fat Mexican who killed the black kid eating skittles.

>>743562083
>>743562211

It's like you children never owned a home before

>>743559790
>cited for trespassing

Only if you are on private property. If you are on a city street in a city that prohibits it, then they can either give you a warning and have you move along or arrest you if the cop is a dick. Some cops do the "I don't want to see you around here again" which literally means the next time they will run you in.

Slept in my car the last couple of years. But I have a weekly hotel now.

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>>743562083
Hi! We just moved in next door! Can we borrow your lawnmower, ese?

hey op

ive slept in my car all over cali amd vegas

1) do not pick empty parking lots or secluded areas
2)do not sleep in neighbourhoods cause white people can not mind their own business
3)24 hour business are the best bet
4) you cant be ,aking a lot of movement, lights, windows rolled down.
5)people should not see you, if they do youre doing something very wrong ans not sleeping
6)seriously empty places are bad to be at, even dead asleep vops will show up cause its a random car

its best to get thw feel of the place amd observer people observing you. if youre noticed amd your gut says leave, leave.

if drugs, but outside car on wheel or magnet thing under the car.

i have a condo but sleep in my car 3 days a week just because i enjoy it.

>>743555795

underrated post

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>>743562414
How did you survive? How did a typical day go?

>>743561579

ha ha, I was harrassed at 24 hour fitness, and legit I was there to work out, got off shift at 2am and security comes screaming at me, you can't sleep here, lolz

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>>743562267
It's always "slim" or "unlikely" but reality always hits hard and without warning. but of course for every trayvon theres 9 fucking other no do gooders stealing thousands in personal property as well as emeotional stress for my family but fuck me for saying reality right?

How about you lazy fucks own nice shit only to have dindus do 5 minutes worth of work breaking into my home undoing years of hard work?

cunts

Speaking from experience: IKEA parking lot. This never fails.

hospital parking garage. nobody will harrass you.

>>743560414
Lel everything is le edgy XD

>>743556477
Jesus, just party all night long then

>>743562656
Of course IKEA never fails they're always close to frequent traffic plus being in the orbit of affluent neighborhoods.

>>743561400

Shit, I am 6' 180 and slept in the front seat of a Toyota Corolla for two years. Oh, and I have three discs bad in my neck and one in my lower back. It actually feels better than most hotels beds.

>>743562619
Have fun being paranoid and racist all your life. You protect that super nice Confederate flag in your house fancy pants. Do you go knocking on these cars using a tiki torch for light?

>>743556477

im dude whos done it in vegas and cali


DONOT do camp sites unless you are paying for it other campers with get fucking upity and bring police also they lock gates at night

i was lucky enough to dip and passed the cops as i was leavinbg

>>743560594

You are better off putting the front seat all the way down, I am 6' did it for two years in a corolla

>>743562869
"Minority" detected. Fuck off shitskin and don't steal my property.

>>743555430
Best place is at walmart

if you need to shower truck stops are second best since you can ask a trucker since and this is true my friend tried this shit Trucker dont have time to stop that much so they usually have extra shower tokens you can use if you ask some will give them to you some will sell them for a quick buck like not more than 10 usually around 5

Rest stop are cool just dont get stabbed or jsut anywhere where car are parallel parked and they can like next to houses or some shit

>>743562869
You sound like a porch monkey

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>>743562869
One day when you work hard for the things you own in life you'll come to understand how easily they can be taken away from you to disappear into the warm summer night for it to be cheaply pawned for shitty cut drugs and have the least valuable to "them" items be dumped in the middle of a field a mile away with piss all over them and for the police to shrug saying "sorry" and being told to file a fucking police report as you deal with an insurance compamy recalling what happened that night in vivid detail so you can get "money" and not family fucking heirlooms passed down through several generations.

My great grandfather died for you commie loving fucks.

>>743562553

Typically, I would stay at spots where few people were. I liked industrial areas, as there were young theives that would yank your mirror off and sell it on craigslist. Anyways, its best to park late at night, then you can see if there is a late shift. The last thing you want is to be woken up at 3am when graveyard shift workers leave. Another reason why industrial areas are nice is that you can get out to pee. If you park in like a really nice area or walmart, then where are you going to pee? I had a job that paid cash, so it worked out okay as far as eating. Taking a dump? Well I actually liked porta-pottys in some parks or construction areas this worked well. I was by the ocean and I would take a shower at the beach, cold as fuck, but usually not many people around. I always made sure that I left early in the morning so that people didn't notice that I was sleeping there, stealth is your friend. Another thing I did was to have a dark sheet, and I would sleep with it over my head, so that if the cops do cruise by, unless they peer in, they might not notice you in the car. They did on occasion, most were cool, but some jurisdictions they can have dick cops sometimes.

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>>743563068
I'm white and probably make more money than you.

>>743563215
I've had my car broken into 6 times in two years. It's just things, it's not worth running around like some faggot superhero.

>>743563226
>as there were young theives that would yank your mirror off and sell it on craigslist

This happened when I parked for the night at a park. The thieves seem to cruise where there are a lot of things to steal.

Also, if you go to 99cent only store or dollar tree, they have "bath wipes" which are like really thick like felt and are about 9 x 9 and they are good to take a wipe down "bird bath" if you will.

>>743563355

Shit, after the second time, I would have left the doors unlocked

>>743563490
After the 4th time, I just wanted them to steal the car.

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>>743563355
Your shitty CDs and dogshit dimebags of stale weed don't compare to hand stiched quilts by my late great grandmother, postage stamps which can't even be sold normally, fucking MILITARY MEDALS with included decorative cases and the contents of two jewelry boxes and many more miscallaneous items of value which you ovviously don't have and most importantly my family's now broken view of their obviously now unsafe neighborhood that we've lived in for years.

So yeah, its just "things" but its also not because i just can't pack up and leave for better pastures like some loser like you i FIGHT for the soul of my neighborhood god fucking forbid it becomes detroitistan

>>743563612

kek

>>743562777
IKIEA close to affluent neighbourhoods? IKEA is the cheapest furniture you can buy for money you autistic retard. Most IKEA shops are in large warehouse areas.

>>743563628
Michael Douglas from "Falling Down" is that you?

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>>743563628
They are still just things. You have a nigger mindset.

>>743563628
Also; no one wants your sentimental value shit. That's valuable to you, no one else gives a shit.

OP, seriously, who not a motel? Its not that expensive.

OP, prove this is legit and I'll pay your hotel.

>>743557616
Get a load of this edgy little queer kek

>>743564214
>>743564318
How about you fucks just get a job, start a family establishing yourself tbroughout the best years you have only to have some troglodite dindus ruin EVERYTHING.

You fucks will only give a shit the second it happens to you, i pity your families for having to deal with your shitty nonchalant attitudes about BEING BURGLARIZED.

I give up trying trying to convince you mouthbreathers, but i won't on my home.

>>743564744
Fuck Trump right?

>>743564744
I feel bad for your kids.

>>743564744
"Get a job"

Do you know how fucking difficult that is these days? Everyone has unattainable standards for applicants, if you're lucky enough to even find an opening somewhere.

>>743560364
>I live in the north where Sweden is still 99% white.

Actually believes 'it won't be that bad'. Face it chump, you got shafted and don't have the balls to do anything about it.

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>>743565042
Have you even TRIED getting a job? it doesnt stop at the online application moron. Put the doritos down, take a shower and dress with something that doesnt have chinese cartoon girls or any imagery at all and you're already halfway there.

You guys don't know how easy it is to get hired in this economy, all you have to do is pull your head out if your ass and walk in and talk to a god damned manager or just go to college.

>>743565263
I did gender studies (seriously) and I make 6 figues

>>743565311
>I did gender studies
>I make 6 figues

So you are retarded, uneducated and into porcelain, kys.

>>743565263
Really? Do you live in America. I feel like if I leave the military I will end up homeless on the streets in a week. So every day I further destroy my body and will.

>>743565374
u trggered?reD?

>>743557458
>also I have a pet blackbear out there that I call Kevin

Wat

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>>743555718
Under rated post.

>>743556034
Front desk employee here. This guy is mostly right. The only part that might be wrong is you might raise suspicions if you walk in through the front door and go to the breakfast bar.

>>743556040
Quite possibly the worst advice offered yet. Do not listen to this retard.

'Murica, land of the free

>>743556745
There are some golden responses in here. Top kek.

>>743555430
In your garage

>>743556622
What a psychotic cunt we've got here

>>743556180
This. Slept at many 24 hour gas stations on road trips.

>>743557628
Florida is literally the state where all the worst people in the country live.

>>743560364
This dumbass doesn't realize nuclear war would wipe out our whole planet lmao

>>743565425
Left the military less than 6 months ago with no degree. Now working a decent salaried gig where I do fuck all, all day. Use those Bennies. Shits not hard, just start applying before you leave or when you're on terminal.

>>743555430
>getting arrested for sleeping in the car
>murrican logic
What a pathetic country

>>743561395
Some people can't help living in constant fear, wew lad

Anywhere large commercial trucks park, truckstops, truck lots near hotels or frontage roads in front of hotels. Spent a summer living out of a Minivan on vaction. Went to most places advised above but these the city usually monitors the frontage roads, and they usually don't bug you even if you are there for a week or more.

>>743563215
I bet you fantasize about your mom being raped by niggers.

>>743555832
>Where's a free place to sleep in my car and have a campfire where I guaranteed won't get arrested

Just pay for a campsite. If you can't get the money for a tent site you probably shouldn't have the car

>>743555430
walmart
behind a church

>>743555430
Drive about 30 miles out. and just say you are driving back from out of town (next state over) and you were too tired to make it home safely.

>>743563628
you sound like a fag

>>743559492
Delirious lil cunt. I bet you're unaware that Congress voted OUT search warrants necessary for police to come into your home and take your shit away. One step away from waiving gun laws and throwing the US into a totalitarian society.
Keep blaming liberals though, just like Gramps and Pa cause gaddum them negros

>>743566134
as long as you're paying

>>743556598
I-4 Longwood rest area, mostly truckers, no one to bother you. 10 min from downtown.

>>743555659
Our system of goverment is rooted in feudalism. The only thing which changed is instead of working for your landlord, your landlord and employer are (maybe) two different people.

Feudalism requires peons like us to be tied to the land. The value of this power structure was preserved by modern banks and governments. That's why there are so many overlapping systems which ensure that you live in perpetual debt in a fixed residence. Mobility is for the rich, not the poor.

>>743555718
In all seriousness though, if it's only overnight and he's just passing through it doesn't hurt to swing by the police station and inform them. They are less likely to harass you if they know what you're doing.

>>743567210
"If you can't afford X you shouldn't have/be/do Y" arguments are a sure sign you're talking to a complete cunt.

>>743556540
My understanding is it depends on the local laws. Corporate doesn't really care as you're a potential customer as long as your in the lot.

>>743566787
Mississippi, Alabama, California, New Jersey, New York, Maryland all would like a word.

>>743567895
I know how to sleep outside. I even wipe my own ass.

It's more like, "if you don't have the sense to figure out X, you shouldn't have Y"

>>743568405
http://www.esquire.com/news-politics/news/a40729/year-in-florida-man-2015/

>>743568405
sauce

>>743568843
no it was
>If you can't get the money for a tent site you probably shouldn't have the car

like the solution for not having a place to stay is to get rid of the place he has to stay

twisted elitist logic

the real solution is to get a shotgun and sleep wherever you want, executing pigs as necessary

>>743555430

Who the fuck gets arrested for sleeping in a car???

Why the fuck would it be illegal to spend the night in your car?

>>743555430
Just say that you are... nvmd I was going to say that you could just tell the cops that you are traveling and are making a quick rest ... but you will need to make it look legit

>>743556045
no, honestly camp grounds charge way the fuck too much for what most wal-mart parking lots can provide for free

>>743570126
it's a cruel world lol
not a sob story but flat out facts: my wife fucked a dindu and I left, we had moved across country for her job so I had to sleep in my car for a week until I got paid and could drive back and crash with friends. Constant harassment from cops. Freedom is a thing of the past. Got patted down twice, and of course I was drinking some because of the whole wife fucked a nigger situation and got a ticket for open container. Doing fine now, but aggressively saving for retirement so I can buy a cabin and shoot any cop that comes within range of my place.

>>743571005
Be like the Unabomber and build your own cabin. Way cheaper that way.

>>743557616
Niggerfaggot

>>743555430
Walmart parking lot

Where can I find an air mattress like the one in OP's pic? That sounds nice to have for work

>>743571172
yea problem is property...
if you own property (which is legit unless uncle sam decides to imminent domain it) then you have to pay property tax, plus some shyster bank for 30 years of mortgage and even then your don't own the mineral rights

>>743555430
under the car so they can't see you

>>743555430
Your parents driveway

>>743571738
I own 10 acres in the middle of nowhere. My property taxes are less than $50 a year. It was paid for in cash, and I have full mineral and water rights on the land.

No idea where you are getting your information from

>>743571749
kek but also no kek because I have tried this. Miserable, face pressed against an exhaust, hoping that the driver doesnt show up and run my ass into the pavement

>>743569540
For which you would have to sell the car.

Stupid.

>>743555430
You should live in Canada, where I live it's mostly bush and farm fields as far as the eye can see, pick a spot you like and setup a shanty town in you want. Cops don't give a shit as long as you don't make huge fire or fire during dry season.

>>743571961
In Canada we don't have mineral/resource rights, find oil or gold? Govt now owns it.

>>743555430
i cant believe people are acually worried about shit like that.
do you seriously have to be worried about getting arrested for sleeping in your car?
god dammit, your country is fucked up.
when i was younger we used to sleep in the car almost every weekend, piss fucking drunk and high as a kite.why the fuck would anybody bother?

>>743572033
No you never buy common weapons retard, you loot them by slaying common monsters.

For which you have a car.

>>743571961
are you in the USA?

>>743571961
also maybe the rules are different for tiny properties like a 10 acre holding but when you own a few thousand acres the taxes get to be a whore

>>743555430
wtf, getting arrested for sleeping in your car

freduhms much?

>>743572489
not very much at all

if people were allowed to be nomadic it would completely undermine the power structure of banks and nation states

>>743555430
Trucker /b/ro here.

If you absolutely have to sleep in your car find a local rest area on the interstate. Most people dont think twice about someone sleeping in their car. Bonus points if you have an out of state license plate.

>>743572489
Its called vagrancy, and no one wants that shit near their home.

Sleeping in your car in coastal beach towns is a sure way to get fucked with.
Assuming no warrants or illegal drugs and weapons a police parking lot can be an excellent choice. Some PD even have rainy day funds where they might buy you a meal or a tank of gas if you have a plausible story about needing help.

>>743572634
Meanwhile there's a huge community of people who do exactly this and the banks haven't suddenly disintegrated.

https://www.vice.com/en_us/article/yvxj9w/living-out-of-your-car-is-the-new-american-dream