>green text edition post your incest, or MILF encounter

I got 2 neighbors who I consider Milfs. One is married, the other isn't.

Starting a thread without content. Op truly is a faggot.

>>743502547
green text mother fucker

>>743502609
I dont have any, im a virgin. and also
dont wanna fake and lie shit.

Fucked my mother one Christmas while both drunk. She resisted at first but soon begged for more. Fucked her twice more after that before we decided to stop.

>>743503197
breeding your own brother on christmas is kinda weird

>Gfs sister has a kid.
>I drink her milk she leaves in the frig every time GF babysits

>>743503636
how does it tastes?

>>743503197
>what the actual fuck?
didnt know sandniggers celebrated christmas too.

>>743503953
Really fucking good.
Seriously

>>743504086
dude its obvious its tiddie milk.
but, how was it, i meant like sweet, flavor and all

>>743504496
Its sweet, kinda thinner than cow milk but it is so sweet it seems heavier.
Makes really good white russians

>>743504580
cousin shit is hot, but aunt-uncle shit isnt

>>743505049
Contribute or gtfo

On mobile so no green text. When I was 14 I went with my mom to my second trip to visit aunt in the Philippines. First time I was 5 and I don't really remember to much. we get there and say hi and I meet all my cousins again( there are 5). But my oldest female cousin (she had turned 15 just a month before we came) followed me around for two days almost non stop asking me questions. In the middle of the second day we were walking in some of the forest by the house. I say we but I went for a walk and she followed me. Out of nowhere she asks if I think she's pretty. I say yes. She walks up to me and says thank you you are very handsome and kisses my lips. No big deal aunt and mom do this to. Except it's only a peck and my cousin is leaving her lips pressed way longer than she should. I was going to pull away but she put her tongue in my mouth. My brain melted and I just went with it. The kissing turned to touching turned to me fingering her and her jerking me off. From then on we snuck away every day to experiment with sex. I was there for three weeks that summer and it was the best time I ever had. On the day we left she kissed me open mouth in front of both our moms. Her mom made a woo sound and my mom look confused and scared. My aunt looked at my mom and said oh come on why you think they always go off together? You not remember you and cousin anon? My mom told her to be quiet and told me to say goodbye to them. She never asked me about anything I think just pretended nothing happened. But there was no doubts when we went back when I was 19. I stayed at my cousins place the whole time and we barely visited anyone. After that my mom told me she's not taking me back again, if I wanted to go and do...that... she wasn't going to pay for it and didn't want to know so I should go myself.

>>743504496
Tastes like sweetened soy milk. Also it changes as the baby grows

>>743505443
dude aunt shit isnt cool, its a huge turn off. its like getting molested

>>743505477
>shitskin gooks
i didnt know that you subhuman faggots even do have sex

>>743505716
>gross
i dont like soya milk, i want it flavored

>>743505477
dont worry, nobodys gonna read it

>>743505967
It tastes a little like almond milk and a little like vanilla

>>743506148
fuck yeah, now you talking

>>743502406
Sauce where's that from

>>743505838
How do you think there got to be more of us than you?

>>743502406
I banged one of my elementary teacher, anybody wants it?

>>743506565
youl'l surprised, check out your moms phone.

>my 2nd cousin or something is getting married
>my family likes to throw massive parties
>post rehearsal dinner everyone getting hammered
>got this aunt that's only 9 years older than I am
>I'm 25 at the time btw
>older folks call it a night
>aunt wants to continue partying with the younger generation
>at a bar and she's clearly overdone at this point
>I agree to walk her back to hotel
>whole time she's leaning on me telling me I'm so cute and such a good nephew
>she also get some sort of random drunk energy and take off running down the street
>at some point she falls
>titty is popping out the top of her dress
>she was woopsie
>then takes off her panties because they were riding up too much
>gives me a nice view
>get to hotel, dumb cunt can't find key
>not going back down to get a new one
>just put her on the couch in my hotel room
>she's passed out
>I'm like fuck me
>I go take a shower and get ready for bed
>come out of bathroom she's in the bed, basically naked except for her bra
>I'm pissed because no bed for me it looks like
>but she stirs and wakes up
>"anon im so horny"
>im like no you're drunk
>no anon i need to suck your dick
>with that random drunken speed, she's pulled me out of my boxers and is blowing me
>feelsgood.jpg
>get her on all fours on the bed, fuck her doggystyle, nut in her and pass out
>wake up and im like holyshit and omg
>she's up and making coffee
>crawls on the bed on to me
>rides me until I cum again
>leaves and says see you at the wedding
>we sneak off during reception and fuck some more the rest of the night
>best is when she's riding me reverse cowgirl taking me up the ass

>>743503197
how old were you ?
please tell story

>>743506016
you should, it has an interesting reveal

>>743506872
>fake and gay

>>743507621
alright, just reading for the heck of it

>>743505477
i aint reading that shit

>>743505477
>youre 14 and you become a 5yo when you go to that shithole?
what the fuck is this some kinda youth fountain anime shit?

>>743507903
that just gave me cancer, stay safe dont even try it.

>>743508421
first time he went he was 5, second time 14. can you not read above a greentext level of literature.

>>743509042
why the fuck would you even talk about unnecessary bullshit?

>>743507621
what is it?

>did work for this woman who used to babysit me.
>chubby, cute, really nice, big tits, but kind of a homely shut in with a fake leg
>she was a little tipsy one day, obviously hitting the wine pretty hard.
>tells me she finds me attractive
>that its nice to have a man help her.
>admits to making chores up to get me there
>next time I am there she acts really shy and embarrassed.
>working on something in the bathroom
>obviously crammed a bunch of shit in the sink to make a clog.
>shes standing in the room, I stand up, take a chance and lean in close, I just whisper "sink is done"
>shes quivering when I put a hand to the wall next to her head
>lean in, she doesn't try and get away, closes her eyes when my lips touch hers.
>I am instantly erect when I scoop up a handful of her fat wide ass.
>shes moaning into the kisses, grinding herself against me.

Shall I continue?

>>743509673
Yes

>>743509673
how old were you faggot?

>>743509673
>fake and gay?

>>743509673
Si

>>743510573
Funny. It's the only one that sounds real to me

>>743509415
probably to just show he doesn't turn up and start fucking his cus and they met previously although it was along time ago

>>743509673
This is /b/. Did you really need to ask that question?

>>743511186
i know, thats why am confused

>>743510025
when she babysat me 6-12, I am 23 now shes 33
>we make out, slowly going down the hall to her room.
>I push her down onto her bed, I don't bother with niceties and start undoing my fly.
>she struggles to take her shirt off, theres frilly lingerie under it.
>I yank it off of her then slide her skirt down her legs.
>Shes breathing heavy, I tell her to take the leg off.
>She does, she spreads her legs, I clmb on top of her and pump in bareback.
>She covers her mouth, a muffled cry of pain escapes her mouth.
>thrust hard into her, her pale face turning red.
>I suck on her big nipples, she squirms and wiggles, moaning while I thrust into her freshly shaved pussy.
>She was soaking wet, she moans out that I'm stretching her.
>I tell her how tight she is
>I pump in balls deep and hold myself there, she arches her back, grinding her hips the best she could against me.
>I run my hands over her thighs, up to her knees, down one calf, forgetting she only had the one leg.
>She pants a bit and says "Fuck me"
>I thrust again, running my hands over her soft stomach, gripping her chub.
>Pumping into her hard and fast I suddenly pull out not wanting to nut yet.
>She springs up "Did I do something wrong?"
>I tell her no, I just don't want to cum yet... I grip the base of my shaft, squeezing as she sits there anxious, sweating and beat red.

still want more?

>>743511302
go back to watching your gay anime ching chong

>>743512261
when did you fuck her?

>>743512313
im more pale than a vampire and ginger nigga what version of asian can produce that plus, all im watching is douglas murray and then cowboy bebop one of the like 3 animes i like

>>743512261
this one of the hottest shit, fuck you you its made up kike bullshit

>>743512414
The first time? end of may

shall I keep going

Fucked this one girl on a boat. Didn't realize until later she was aunt.

>>743512261
id wife that handicap bitch

>>743512689
Continue

>>743512881
how did you not now greentext or answer my question.

>>743512689
Continue

>>743512881
>>743513081
He knows nothing

>>743512881
greentext autistic faggot jew

>i fucked my elementary school teacher
anybody wants it or youre all busy jagging off to your gay lil anime porns?

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>>743513992
yes, and for your efforts enjoy this bikini babe

>>743513992
Lurking

>>743513992
i can do both fagit

>>743512261
>I am panting, rubbing the base of my dick a bit.
>she puts a hand on the head, rubbing it softly, eagerly.
>She bites her lower lip and I tell her "I'm ready if you want to keep going.
>she nods her head and lays back down.
>her plump pussy shined with how wet she was.
>I thrust into her, her pussy was swollen, so it gripped me tight.
>I started pounding she turns red again, moaning loudly.
>I could feel her pussy pulsating around my hard cock.
>She suddenly reaches up and wraps her arms around me, pulls me in close.
>I bite her neck gently and she digs her fingers into my back.
>her pussy clenches and I can't stand it anymore... I pump hard into her, my balls emptying deep into her.
>she whispers shakily "F... fill me." as if unsure if it would be sexy.
>I hold inside of her, going limp before pulling out.
>I lay beside her, she looks at me shyly, putting her hands on her face, she says,"Oh my god... did we? I mean, I didn't think we would."
>I ask her "did you not want it?
>she stops me "No I wanted it, I wanted it bad. I didn't think you would want to with me."
>I just wrapped an arm around her and kissed her forehead.
>I have been fucking her ever since.

>>743514338
how did she lose a leg

>>743514705
she got hit by a truck when she was 9, it was really mangled, they tried to save it, got infected, so they amputated it.
shes self concious about it and some scars she has from the accident, but says I am the only one who makes her feel even a little attractive

>>743514705
>>743515025
no, she was fucking around drug cartel

>>743515025
you ever posted her in the amputee threads
?

>>743515025
marry her you son of a bitch, that would be the best thing you can ever do, i guarantee you that.

>>743515261
>jew?

>>743504580
Wait!
That's not my real aunt!

>>743515427
no but i am a pale white with ginger hair, blue eyes though. pretty sure jews dont have them blue eyes. if i was part of any religion i'd be christian although it was never enforced in my house except for weddings and funerals.

>>743502406
I like how that guy in the back's feet is synched with that girl's ass. He also kinda look cool, he's not even watching this perversion, it kinda makes him seem like he's not a cuck that just watch, he just doesn't give a fuck.

>>743515261
No, its a fetishy thread and I don't feel comfortable talking about her there, shes more than just a fake leg to me.
>>743515318
I have been thinking of asking her to go out on a real date with me. It started as just two adults fucking, but I have caught the feels.

>>743515907
yeah, i just wanted to see what type of person you was in regards to the amputee threads. don't use them myself as it isnt my fetish either just testing to see if it was a part of your lust/love for her

>be me 18
>on tinder, see my English teacher from elementary school, who i happen to have a crush on. cutest loving mormon kind, still pretty hot.
>hit her up, she replies, start talking.
>a month later finally risk it and start talking shit, she plays with it. decide to meet up.
cont?

>>743517300
Yes.

>>743517300
Go on

>>743515907
More stories of you and this girl

>pick her up from her house, drives around eat up from some pizzeria, kinda like scene from goodwill hunting.
> on the way to home, talking shit, she touches thighs, cock gets diamond. she gives dirty smile, stares at it and starts laughing like a 16 yo slut.
> unzips it takes it and starts jerking it slowly

cont?

>>743518082
>nds
yes

>>743518082
Stop the “cont?“ question
Just go on

>>743518082
yes and post more at once

>>743518280
He's done. she jerked it once. He came. She laughed. He killed her. The end.

>>743517630
I don't wanna fill up the thread.

>>743518592
do you see any one else?

>>743518873
Alright I'll post more

>do you like it anon? fuck yeah ive been dreaming of since i was 11, starts kissig it, and licking it. while staring me like a dirty whore.
>reach her home, get outta car quickly, start making out hard, touching her ass, on the way to her door. get in quick.
>both take off our clothes fast, shes still on undies, pushes her on the couch,
> slide her white panties to side and eating her ming hard. she starts squel and moan.
>eat her like 2mins

>>743518592
why not its one other story thats 3 lines at a time

>>743518411
didnt, havent wrote this shit and shared it ever

Any good greentext stories that you guys have saved?

>>743508421
jesus you're stupid.

>>743518979
>shes like the wetest and hotest thing like ever.
>she grinding her pussy on my face and holding my head, feels fucking good, can feel her pussy twitch.
>pushes me off, tells lay on couch.and starts giving me bj hard.
>takes off her panties and sits on my dick in, and starts riding like a pro kentucky derby rider, moaning and breathing loud
>hit her balls deep and fast
> squeeze and sucks on her cute tiddies
>and lays her on coutch give her quick finger bang
>put it back in and get back with hitting hard, her fucking wet minj
>jhit her for another 3 min and cums on her belly, black out
>fuck lays with her, then go take a shower together.
>dress up and go home, never text or call her again

>go over to her place.
>shes sitting in front of her tv watching netflix on her wii.
>she blushes and says "The fridge is making a weird noise."
>I smile and walk into the kitchen.
>She follows me in I notice shes only wearing a robe.
>I pretend to inspect her fridge, she leans foreward and says,"I swear it was making a strange noise before you got here."
>I grab her and push her against her kitchen counter.
>I press my lips against hers and clumsily lift her up, her ass slapping against the counter, her robe shedding off to the ground.
>I could tell she felt exposed, she tries to cover her tits with her hands.
>I lean into her ear and whisper forcefully "I'm going to fuck you hard right here."
>She was stunned, blushing hard, she was stammering but could only utter "That sounds nice"
>I try not to laugh but end up snickering a bit as I slip my pants down.
>I push into her, she wasn't as wet as the first time, but we started fucking a lot quicker.
>I pump into her roughly, I suck on her neck, she moans loudly.
>her naked body was hot, her skin was red and sweaty.
>I keep pumping, hard and fast, her legs wrapping around me, I can feel the fake leg against me.
>I thrust in deep, and hold onto her, I whisper "Don't move, I don't want to cum yet... fuck..."
>she stays still, whispering "I can feel it... throb."
>We stay locked up, I try to regain composure but its hard...
>She breathes heavy against me, her pussy constricting around me throbbing, I am trying so fucking hard not to bust, her pussy drooling now.

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>>743519238
got some recent ones

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>>743520631

>>743520507
>this seems so fake yet so real

>>743520784
did he contnue, ive missed a couple threads.

>>743520507
>I hold onto her until my throbbing calms down, I thrust slowly into her.
>she moans softly, whispering "Fuck... your dick is so big"
>I know she was exaggerating but it made me diamonds.
>I thrust deep into her, but slow, I kiss and nibble her neck, her juicy pussy dribbling onto her kitchen counter.
>I keep getting so close to cumming so I have to stop.
>Shes still super into it, kissing and rubbing my back.
>I pull out, rubbing myself against her slit but not penetrating
>awkwardly say sorry, that I am not ready to cum.
>she just bites her lip, breathing through her nose heavy.
>I grab my shaft and rub my cock against her clit... she moans and says,"That feels nice."
>Her cunt was so fucking hot it was driving me insane.
>I slide it along her slit until I know for sure I can last inside of her.
>I pump back into her, slowly, she exhales and says,"Thats it." her juicy pussy contracting around me.
>she was squirming and moaning while I pumped into her.
>my balls clapped against her, my dick ached hard as I fought nutting hard.

Should I keep going? Typing it out made me realize how awkward this encounter was.

>>743505477
hot

>>743520784
>recent
>2014

>>743506872
quality story, pic of her?

>>743522975
only if you want to.

>>743522975
Continue, anon. Need some tips for awesome sex like that.

>>743522975
>I stopped thrusting, my dick hurt I was throbbing so hard.
>She wrapped her arms around me and squeezed me tight.
>she began moving my hips with her legs, her fake one sorta hurt.
>but I couldn't take it, she forced me to nut deep inside her, holding me there when I tried to pull away.
>I exploded in her and she kept moving my hips until my dick slipped out of her sloppily.
>I sat in a chair in her kitchen, she sat on the counter, panting and sweaty.
>she asks me for her robe, I hold onto it, looking at her pale, sweaty chubby body.
>finally hand it over, she covers herself and says softly "That was so good... "

bumping for interest

>>743524182
again I have a lot of stories... I have been fucking her since may

>>743524182
go as long as you want to. its 2 am and sleep is not coming soon

>>743524447
sure closet faggot.
>prove or didnt happen

>>743524182
yeah, prove or didnt happen
also, its all hot as hell

bnup

>I was hanging out at her place
>she no longer was making up reasons for me to go over there.
>watching a rerun of Rick and Morty, I like it, she says she likes it but I'm not sure.
>she asks for something to drink.
>I get up and go into the kitchen... she had her leg off so I was happy to get it for her.
>I get back and hand her her drink... I sit back down and she takes a sip.
>I look over to her, shes looking cute... yoga pants I can see her panties through... a T-shirt with cats on it.
>I decide to be bold, I unzip my pants, and pull my half chubbed cock out.
>She didn't notice, so I grab her hand and put it on my shaft.
>She instantly blushes and starts rubbing my shaft.
>She says "Its already getting so hard,"
>She looks at me, stroking a little faster... I put a hand on the back of her head... she bites her lip and says"Are... you sure?."
>I chuckle and push her head down a little more forcefully... she brings her head down to my dick and starts sucking on the head timidly.
>her mouth was nice and hot, her tongue played with my head.
>I whisper to her softly "Your mouth feels really good baby" She blushes hard.
>she pulls up and licks up and down my shaft, her tongue was nice and sloppy.
>She slid her lips further down my dick.
>bobbing up and down as she brought a hand to my balls and just rubbed them a bit.
>She pulls her mouth up, her cheeks blushing as she asks "Am I doing ok?"
>Her hand rubbed my balls as my cock twitched and throbbed.
>I tell her "You're doing great... do you want to keep going."
>She bites her lip and grabs my water, taking a sip.
>She slides her now slightly cold lips down my hot cock.
>I groan a bit and pet her hair as she slowly bobbed, obviously not yet having the confidence to go faster.
>my dick was rock hard, her lips travelling slowly but surely down my cock
>She was really into it, little coo's and soft moans came from her lips around my cock.

>>743527841
post pics of her, not necessarily face if you wanna keep it private.

>>743529804
they're on my computer, I am currently on a notebook I borrowed from my sister because my computer is currently a brick.

Shall I keep going?

>>743530297
keep going

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my milf fuck buddy

>>she lives in the same apt complex
>>different building
>>took me 2 years to finally get courage to converse in the parking lot
>>her hubby travels for work

shes 38
im 20

interest?

>>743530753
Go On

>>743530297
Pics of your sister?

>>743504580
haha, totally shared a hotel room with my aunt last weekend.

>>743506742
Greentext that shit!

>>743530753
just everything you've got

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>>743530753

>>our buildings share a common patio area
>>i spend a good amount of time out there
>>usually just relaxing while burning 420 or having a beer
>>a few days after having a bull shit convo in the parking lot
>>she comes over while im out there
>>i happen to be smoking a joint at the time
>>she sits down in the swinging bench across from me
>>asks how my day was
>> we go on for a few minutes
>> she asks if im gonna pass that or not
>>i hand her the joint and she takes a good long drag
>>she end up spending the next 2 hours bitching about her life and shit
>>after using me to vent she says she better get home

cont?

>>743531546
yes.

>>743531546
dont
>con't?
just do it

>>743530753
>looks and gay

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>>743531546

>>a week had gone by and didnt see her at all
>>was chilling on the patio having a beer
>>spot her walking to her car from her building at a brisk pace
>>eaglevision.mp4
>>she speeds off
>>she pulls back in about 15 minutes later
>>pulls a brown paper bag out of car and starts walking straight towards me
>>pulls out a 6 pack of hard root beer and sits down right next to me on the same swinging bench
>>after 2.5-3 hours of more venting and some descent convo shes a tap tispy
>>we are chatting and she keep leaning on my shoulder and putting her hand on my leg
>>once we are in a deep topic about our selves and our eyes line up, i make my move
>>as soon as i lean in to kiss, her hand goes straight to my dick

cont?

>>743531035
how'd it go?

>>743532416
yes

>>743532416
any vids of sex?

>>743532932
Hey you're a really smart guy.

>>743532932
Clever anon right here

>>743532932
Well hi smarty pants

>>743530297
>she keeps sucking my dick.
>suddenly theres a knock on her door.
>she looks up at me and says "Anon, can you please get that." wiggling her hips a bit.
>I get up, looking through the peep hole, seeing whoever it was walking away, my sloppy dick throbbing in my pants.
>Open the door... theres a package... I bring it in.
>She waits for me to sit back down, she climbs down off the couch. hand her a pillow for her knee (though she has a little bit past her knee, that knee gets sore, I rub it for her when its sore.)
>Her head bobs at a slow, but steady pace, she occasionally makes a soft slurping noise as she sucks me.
>I mutter softly "Fuck, you really want some cum don't you." She blushes hard and giggles around my sloppy dick.
>She pulls up, stroking me. she asks"Do you want me to... um." She suddenly gets bashful and whispers "suck on your...balls"
>I chuckle a bit and ask "What did you say"
>Shes too shy to say it, breathing heavy as she rubs my dick.
>She then tries again "Do... you want me to... suck on your balls." still quietly
>I then say jokingly "Rock the halls?
>She pushes my stomache softly and says "Suck on your, balls."
>I playfully say I would love that.
>She draws one of my nuts into her mouth, letting her tongue dance on it.
>Feels pretty good...
>She kisses them, my dick rubbing against her face.

More?

>>743532932
PRETTY CLEVER

>>743505724
Don't be this retarded anon. Dangerously close to full retard

>>743532932
I enjoy your IQ

>>743502406
>im gay

seriously i am.

>>743533324
Same, let's fuck

>>743532416
so did you record it?

>>743532932
i envy your smartness, you must be a jew

>>743533775
did she too lost her leg fucking around cartels?

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>>743532416

>after a few minutes of making out
>she takes my hand and starting pulling me towards my door
>we walk in and i just the door
>as soon as i turn around she grabs my shirt and pulls me to the bed room
>she points to the bed and i kinda fall on it
>she starts undoing my belt
>slides my pants and boxers off
>thats when i snagged my phone and started a video

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>>743534226

>>743534304
Any vid of you fucking her?

>>743534304
me too grab my phone and start capturing a video while having sex with a hot bitch
>so not fake and gay

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>>743534304

>>743534567
yup

>>743534758
How looking have you been fuck buddy's?

>>743533121
keep going, I"m fucking hooked.

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>>743534758

>>743535274
ive been seeing her since april. we fuck once or twice a week

>in class, 16yo
>lose my phone ohshit.jpg
>stay after class fumbling around the desks looking for my phone
>young, approx mid twenties FIT teacher (w a fat ass) is still there
>asks me what's up
>tell her lost my phone, etc, need to msg sister to pick me up
>offers to help me look
>after a while searching i get increasingly more anxious
>she takes me to her office to grab her phone and try to ring mine back at the class
>bends down into her drawer, i stare at that beautiful panty line coming through her pants
>she catches me and gives me a rye smile
>makes me promise to never, ever give her number out
>we can't find phone, give up after a while
>find phone eventually in music room
>*missed calls from random number*
>send a message "thanks anonteacher, found my phone!"
>she replies "yay! x"
>nearly cream my pants
>to stupid to ever reply
>couple years later find message in phone
>think "what the hell"
>"hey miss anon hope you're well, been thinking about you a bit lately"
>she replies not to message her, boyf checks her phone
>then replies 10 min later "its a shame you're a couple years too late"

i think about this nearly every day

>>743533030
>>743533057
>>743533076
Am I missing a joke?

>>743535539
mooore what does her husband do

>>743535539
She let you do her in the ass?

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>>743536131
dude works for a sports franchise

>>743536190
yes. only twice. no video to prove it tho, sorry.

>>743536577
No need to apologize to me, you ever worried about getting caught or catching something? She do this before with anyone?

>>743536577
can we see her face?

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>>743536756
been tested clean recently, whew... i worry about getting caught sometimes tho. my state has a pretty nice 'stand your ground' law if he tries anything. if shes doing this with me, shes probably done it before.

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>>743502406
>senior year of HS
>math teacher was a 10/10 face with a 20/10 ass
>one day she was bent over talking to the student next to me
>her ass like a foot from my face
>couldn't stop looking
>knocked over pen
>instinctively try to grab it
>my hand bumps the teachers Virginia
>she looks back in shock and sends me out to the hall
>she comes out
>i try to apologize but she hushed me
>"meet me after school" with a wink
>sends me back to my desk
>i go to her room after school
>she locks the door behind me
>she starts kissing me
>she gives me a handjob
>i eat her out
>bj
>i finger her
>she sits on my face as in eating her out and trying to finger her ass
>this goes on about two times a week for a couple of months
>never actually fucking
>mfw i still failed her class

>>743537421
i'd be more surprised if you did pass

bumping for interest boner

>>743502406
My favorite playground is POF.

Met this milf one night showed me things that I never thought could be done.

Nothing beats a nice bj with a toothless milf.

>>743538130
have a luck of luck there?

>>743538130
>greentext or gtfo
uncultured nigger

>>743505724
but... game of thrones...

>>743538581
fuck you hipster faggot and your gay lil normie show.

>>743535425
>she sucked on my balls gently
>her kisses on my balls make my dick throb.
>she rubs my dick, while licking and sucking my balls.
>She lifts my balls and licks my taint, I chuckle and squirm.
>she slides her tongue up my balls and up my shaft before sliding her lips down my head, down my shaft and then throats me.
>groan before she pulls up, panting softly.
>She starts bobbing a bit faster, slurping on me.
>I lift her shirt and and rub her tits while she bobs on me.
>she pulls her mouth off, drool running from her lower lip to my dickhead. she says,"Am... I still doing good? should I do something else?"
>I tell her shes doing amazing and she goes back to bobbing.
>I pump softly into her mouth, she moans softly around my dick, her tits bouncing slightly.
>tell her "I am going to cum."She slides her lips down my cock and throats me again.
>pump into her lips and pants
>start to bust, pull up a bit so it goes into her mouth.
>she holds my dick in her mouth but doesn't swallow.
>I pull my chubbed dick out of lips and she swallows... coughing a bit
>I rub her cheek and she giggles a bit

we fucked later that day

>>743537267
moar?

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>>743539810
here you go

>>743539289
nice. do your parents know what do their reaction will be if you do end up seriously dating her

>>743540251
fuuuck anon post all you got

fucked my third cousin once
>1st cousin birthday
>3rd cousin is back in homeland for summer from germany
>we go party
>mostly adults ( i was 18 at the time, she was 19)
>1st cousin is 10 years older so he is partying with adults
>we're bored af
>play poker together
>doing shots
we've hung out a lot when we were kids so we never considered each-other in a sexual way
>she's hammered, i am preddy wrecked too
>sun sets, adults dancing, getting lit
>she's "cold" so she snuggles into me on another table
>mom is giving me the look from afar, like "the fuck"
>i shrug, she keeps dancing with aunts n shieet
>at this point 3rd cousin i just all over me, looks me dead in the eyes and says "let's fuck"
>sure.jpg
>we sneak off to a nearby monument of one of our national heroes, close to the restaurant
>streets are empty af
>bend her over, eat her ass
>fuck her while she's bent
>nut in her
we go back as if nothing happened
>mom is obviously on to us, doesn't say shit though
>birthday cousin is giving me the "acknowledged bro" look and cheeky smile
we fuck every time we come across each-other back in homeland, it's like tradition at this point, regardless if either of us is in a relationship or not

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>>743540372

>>743502406
I just hooked up with a 36 yr old tonight, I'm 25. I can greentext if theres interest but basically just wanted to brag and i'll try to make some webms soon Long story short

>typical monday night after work stop by usual bar for a couple drinks, shoot some pool
>chick comes in with her coworkers, they wanna play "sure, lets play some doubles" she wants me to be partner
>we all get drunk and play pool for a couple hours
>dudes leave
>me and her
>..
>next thing I know shes suckin my dick on the stoop across from the bar. its dark out lol. I got her number, she wanted me to go back and fuck her but I knew I wouldnt keep my dick hard. and its out the way. and I work tomrw.

anyway. thats long story short. feelsgood man havent been fucked in years. and she wants me to pay her a visit after work this week.

>>743540461
dick in hand to this, fuckin love milfs

>>743540427
are you russian?

>>743540299
My parents honestly don't have the highest opinion of her. She barely dated, is mostly a shut in with a cat she treats like a baby.
as she got older she started creeping my parents out.
When I started doing little chores for her my parents told me I shouldn't help her, and that I should ignore her because she was "Just some nerdy cat lady"
they won't be happy if I date her at all... my dad went as far as calling her a "Fat Peg Legged freak" when she was walking her cat in a park then hand feeding it.

I don't see her relationship with her cat as being that bad... its a chill cat.

>>743541455
eastern europe, but not russian. How did you know

>>743541610
ah thats sucks a bit but hopefully they'll be fine with it or atleast realise that they cant stop you.

>>743541613
well you used homeland multiple times and your writing style reminds me of the way a polish guy i know speaks which he used to say was very close to russian for obvious historical reasons

Fucked a 42 year old nurse in the ass in the next room while her son was playing games on my PlayStation. He heard it. I was 27 at the the time. Son was 15. Oldest son was 22.

>>743540461
Is that all?

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>tfw you cum right before the dinosaur gets walked in the story you were reading
not even mad

>>743542142
story?

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>>743543129
On okc never done the milf thing. Trolling for older gals. Find fine ass cougar. Blonde 5'3 big tits wonderful ass gorgeous. Honestly out of my league. We hit it off. We genuinely date for several months. Tons of fun stuff. She's a burner. Weird illegal downtown parties. Organized out of town retreats. Loves sucking dick, swallowing, finger in the ass, cum on tits. It was great. Nurses also have access to a bunch of in orthodox stuff. Straps. B12 saline. More?

Guys, my best friend's mom is super friendly towards me and last time I saw her she was really touchy-feely with me. Does she want my dick? Also her husband is out of state working

>>743544220
go on

>>743544445
Started staying at her place a few nights a week. Youngest son who was still living with her was a big gamer. His Xbox broke(i fixed it before i broke up with her) so I brought over my ps3 and a bunch of games to tide the fellah over. I came over about 7 made the fam some nice pasta and garlic bread and shot about two bottles of wine down mom's throat.

>>743505477
Super hot, anon, don't listen to half of these clowns
Got any pics, or look-a-likes you feel like sharing?

>>743545166
my man, i like your style

>>743544359
need more than that if its new maybe, if its normal probably not. if you can you can try something that wouldnt be too bad if it backfired and ruined you and your friends relationship try that otherwise i wouldnt risk it until serious signs are shown. for now just show you like her touching you

>>743502406
When you fuck your mom too hard on live cam cam-x.com

>>743545277
She had sort of a rule about us fucking when her kid was still up, so.... wine. It was a Friday or Saturday so that asshole wasn't going to sleep anytime soon. So movie time in mommy's room.

>>743545644
got pic(s) of her?

>>743545277
Usual messing around while the kid played games, kid is a very loose term. Fucker could have been my younger brother. Mommy and me were getting at it in her room. She was sucking it it like there was the cure for cancer in my balls.

>>743545332
It's new. She's never been touchy like that before. But I'll see what happens. Thanks anon

>>743545923
I do, but too much bullshit happens on 4chan for me to do that. She's a medical professional and a mother of two.

>>743505838
Subhuman ultra right fascists have no brain to start thinking!
From a white educated human lover

>>743505477
Super Hot! Jerked off on it! Thanks bro!

milf discord/ eBAh6gE

>>743503197
Did you get a lil brother later?

>>743503197
no you didnt

>>743546668
let's be honest nothing really would happen to her unless u posted her fb or traceable info like her number. u could blur her face too

>>743545923
But honestly my friend. Most beautiful woman I have I have ever had. Free spirit. Golden hair. Sapphire eyes. Ivory skin. Pert pink nipples. Perfect curves. Rose lips... both sets. Every hole she had wanted to suck every bit of cum you had out of your body.

>>743546951
This discord is full of gay shit

>>743547307
she sounded like a keeper. I went through the same thing/phase in my earlier-mid 20s hunting for milfs and have a lot of good stories from that

>>743547447
Only reason it ended is because she wanted to play the experience card and acted like she was right all time.

>>743547615
that's what they all do. There always is a bit of them talking down to you. It's part lover/part mother at times. That's not even including that most women want to be right and tell you what to do. I always used to get into fights with them about bullshit

>>743545277
Shit, sorry didn't even finish the story. Mommy and me got hot and heavy. All the usual. Making out. Mutual oral. She really liked having her tits played with. I guess that was because she breast fed two kids. I got her off fingering her licking her pussy and ads. Near the end I did slip a finger in her ads when she was getting off.

>>743547828
That's why I am dating a younger girl now bud.

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>>743520784
Take this

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>>743505477
Hmph coicendence I'm actually here right now in the Philippines visiting my family for about a month. Although nothing happens even though I'm highly considered at least 9/10 here. God I need to learn this language fluently.

>>743548761
Also if anyone have the real ending

>>743547828
Mommy was drunk enough. I figured fuck it. She had a hysterectomy I had creampied her enough. I just really wanted to fill her ass with my cum. I'm no porn star but big enough that anal is usually not something that is on the table.

>>743548761
>>743548890

no idea why the fake ending got saved in that thread...