Sooo I matched with this cute asian midget on tinder yesterday...

File: little_hottie.png (336KB, 405x720px) Image search: [Google]

336KB, 405x720px

This is her

>>743498708
>cute

>>743498502
you have to make this happen OP

she looks just the right size for your tiny pecker!

>>743498502
yes.
Redpill her about the negro race anon.
Dubs confirm that this is now your mission.

File: baby1.jpg (49KB, 640x677px) Image search: [Google]

49KB, 640x677px

>>743498886
I mean my dick nex to her would make it look HUGE that makes her beautiful I am like 5.5 inches so I think this would be wife material?

>>743499116
more pics!!!

where in the US are you OP?

>>743499002
rerolling. If digits then you must redpill her about the negro race.

Real talk here friendo. I've dated a little person before. She had major mental issues, as did all her little friends. More insecure than 4chan is Autistic. But for a one nighter go for it, she was a monster in bed.

>>743498502
Ask her if midgets have night vision pls

File: tinyrick.jpg (21KB, 640x656px) Image search: [Google]

21KB, 640x656px

>>743499191
In california

>>743499333
ssssoooooooweeeeeeeeeee MAMA!!!!

File: 1503084363474.png (171KB, 312x362px) Image search: [Google]

171KB, 312x362px

>>743499333

File: smally.jpg (32KB, 640x640px) Image search: [Google]

32KB, 640x640px

>>743499334
Makes sense, her replies did seem stupid and also I traced her fb with the tinder info and all her public posts were idiotic

Dude thats a fucking midget

>>743498708
what the fuck LOL

why'd you want to fuck the female version of Tyrion Lannister

Ask her if midget tits look like regular tits

>>743499806
Why would you not?

>>743498708
>>743499349
>>743499615
Penetrate, capture and post you humongous faggot

I envy you

is this for real?

op, how tall are you. i want to see this.
tell her you have a work out for her
work deez nuts outta my pants

think of the children

>>743499333

>>743499926
she's like borderline down syndrome

I was banging a midget for a while and like that other fag was saying, she was real insecure. She was nice and actually really cool, but between the insecurity and the fact that she wasn't very attractive (aside from the novelty appeal of being a midget) I didn't try to get anything serious going with her. It was fun though.

File: d50a76794262b0db5b715b548fa6e459.jpg (61KB, 564x564px) Image search: [Google]

61KB, 564x564px

>tfw you will never feel jemmas tiny hands caressing your cock and balls before sliding it into her tiny mouth

Feelsbadman.zip

>>743500193
So? I've always wanted to mash a potato.

Honestly for the culture i would fuck. Never fucked a midget before plus you get to literally throw her around

>>743498502
Good move on your part, going silent on her. Makes her want you more because she's worried about you rejecting her.

Keep playing it cool and use her as a human fleshlight.

>>743498502
Dude.. it's a cute asian midget and she's at the very least a little bit interested.

Just act like a chad, be nice but a little bit assholey.
Then take her out for some drinks in a place near your house. Get her tipsy and fuck her tight midget cunt for all of us anon

>>743498708
Would smash

>>743500214
who is this sexy little retard

>>743499349
Rail that midget and never look back.

>>743499116
i'm fucking dying

>I am like 5.5 inches so i think this would be wife material

hahaha wtf

>>743500045
real

>>743499349
if she sneeze your dick is gone

just send her a dick pick and ask for nudes if she send its ok and get more and more fuck it if you want but post her when she send you nudes

File: not_fake.png (971KB, 1680x1050px) Image search: [Google]

971KB, 1680x1050px

>>743500045
>>743500799

cant send pictures through tinder, I will ask for her snapchat later

Best thread ever! Lol

>>743501036
Good thing I already snagged the original. Snapchat her asap with cock pick so we can see the midget snatch/tits. Or I message her and send screen shots of this thread

>>743501036
LATER?!? Why the fuck are you here if your going to make us wait, fag. Shes a cock hungry little gook. Get the fucking pics or kill yourself

>>743500588

Epic comment right there ^

>>743500443
It literally says who it is in the post.

>>743501036
if you dont i will create a tinder and find her myself
ill make her asshole look like the front end of a blowhorn

>>743499349
Lmfao I can't right now

>>743499349
midget summer glau looks bangable

>>743501036
oh so how about you say you wanna see her naked and then ask for snap if she regret just blok that bitch and move on
you have nothcing too lose

File: kid.jpg (39KB, 640x655px) Image search: [Google]

39KB, 640x655px

>>743500385
>>743500400

Yeah it adds up with the other two anons saying midgets are insecure... General tip for perma virgins trying tinder

If some bitch starts doing one line messages just wait a few mins after her reply and press the like button to her msg (heart icon)

makes her know you saw the msg and ignored her, if you matched she already thinks you are not disgusting so you are half way into her pus

>>743501336
i just searched her. I take back my comment. those tig o bitties cant make up for those stumpy legs

you can rest your dick on her shoulder like a parrot

>>743501641
yep. women are only interested in men they think are higher in sexual marketplace value (pun intended). and a typical sign of this is disinterest or at the very least a careless attitude towards a female from a male. because that only really occurs when a male knows he can do better than her.

>>743500256
she's a mashed potato already

File: tinder2.jpg (48KB, 453x720px) Image search: [Google]

48KB, 453x720px

>>743501209
literally dont care if you wanna run through all girls in california for 2 hours hoping to find her profile lol
>>743501532
>>743501276
>>743501403
because I was planning on ignoring her for a while longer but calm down I will msg her now fags

>>743502046
why are you complimenting her you faggot

good way to make her think you're thirsty. make the bitch want you by talking shit to her subtly. gotta make her think she's below you, but in a good way (can't stop with these short puns)

>>743502046
>lil hottie
kek

>>743502046
Yea wtf man don't send that shit

>>743499743
>Dude thats a fucking midget
>this

File: nooo 2.jpg (41KB, 616x347px) Image search: [Google]

41KB, 616x347px

>>743502046
lil hottie? is this ur first time speaking to a girl?

>>743498708
you got rid of her name but it's in her bio also why remove it at all

File: IMG_2382.jpg (61KB, 640x716px) Image search: [Google]

61KB, 640x716px

>>743502625
>>743502312
>>743502352
>>743502196

>>743498708
>BubbleButt
>Freaky
awww yeaaa, OP's gonna bang a midget, better film and post that shit bro

>>743502733
you basically switched out a compliment for subtly saying

"I want to see more of you and will likely ask you for nudes at some point"

new to this aren't you

>>743498708
Dude I thought you meant midget figuratively.

>>743502733
As her if she had to age the tightness of her vagina on a normalnperson scale what age would she give it

>>743502733
christ that is so beta it's going to scare away half of an asian

Catfish

File: 8201364925_9e78eb60e2_m.jpg (20KB, 240x240px) Image search: [Google]

20KB, 240x240px

>>743503006

Dude you got to fuck a midget. Shits amazing!

>>743503132
I found her fb and it goes back to 2012 with 700+ friends so I highly doubt it's a catfish

>>743503072
Only if you are fat

File: IMG_2414.jpg (22KB, 200x200px) Image search: [Google]

22KB, 200x200px

>>743503206

>>743503210
Wish I could fuck a midget!

>>743502733
Any reply yet? Or does this womanlet think she's hot shit?

>>743503210
Same here. Mine didn't really seem to know what she was doing but it was just fun anyway.
>>743503543
Do it! Live the dream, nigga!

File: 1502928275721.jpg (100KB, 800x800px) Image search: [Google]

100KB, 800x800px

>>743503072
Fucking half an asian

>>743503869
I'm not OP, it's on my bucket list. As close as I can get. Just need to save up for vacation

http://mzfunsize.escortfiles.com/home

File: IMG_2383.jpg (103KB, 640x1136px) Image search: [Google]

103KB, 640x1136px

>>743503813
No reply yet, by she messaged me like 3 hrs ago so no way to know if she is online right now

>>743503006
>>743503206
>>743503513
If I may attempt to translate.
>Ask her if she had to gauge the tightness of her vagina on a normal person scale, how tight would it be?
Because throwing an arbitrary number and saying, "I'm 16 years old tight" is fucking retarded if that 16 is cheer captain.

>>743504173
It's still a retarded question

>>743504067
I'd say follow up on Hailey, but you probably beta'd your way out of that one too.

>>743504173
>vaginas get wider the more they fuck
found the virgin

>>743504238
Oh I was never defending that.
Anon has reached autism factor 5 with that one.

File: Shaman.png (288KB, 630x713px) Image search: [Google]

288KB, 630x713px

She looks like Papa Frankus friend

>>743504067
Damn, I'd love to bang a midget some day. You found a pretty hot one, which is rare. Good luck brother.

>>743504314
Don't pick up sarcasm that much, do ya?

>>743504253
projecting much?

>>743504474
>I was just pretending to be retarded
good one

File: latest[1].jpg (122KB, 652x1251px) Image search: [Google]

122KB, 652x1251px

She looks just like that midget from Simpsons

>>743504539
Hey, I have my rotating roster. It might be a few girls short of a full team, but at least I'm not asking how a girl's day is going and trying to get her snapchat.

This is the thing with tinder/any dating sites/apps. Everyone you meet is going to ugly/mental/insecure/needy/midgets/all of the above, because otherwise they would just meet people the way humans have been doing it for thousands of years.

>>743504652
Bet op looks like moe

>>743504696
Bars, parks and book stores.
Call me a fag all you want, they all work.

>>743504659
still projecting retard, never have asked a girl how her day was
but ok

>>743504889
How the fuck do you chat up someone in the book store without looking like a creep going there only to do exactly that

>>743504732
I do have kind of a hump but thats it

>>743504942
You ask a girl how her day was after you've been dating for 3 months and actually give a shit. You don't try to get a phone number with, "So how was work?"

File: 1503672877554.jpg (51KB, 640x960px) Image search: [Google]

51KB, 640x960px

>>743502312
Ditto

>>743504889
At least you are going out and meeting people on a face to face basis. All this online dating shit doesn't work because both parties have all the time in the world to think about what to say. Literally anyone can be witty or funny online, whereas they would crumble in real life and stutter like a fag. The person you chat with on tinder is the ideal version of themselves and will never be as good as that person in real life.

>>743504696
>>743504889
I dont know I have gone out with plenty of girls from tinder and none of them was ugly, if anything more girls allow guys to talk to them... If not we wouldnt have ig whores, girls snapchatting their tits or girls making all their fb photos public... Girls want attention and social media gives that

If what you say was true tinder and all those dating apps wouldn't have a single non-retarded cute girl, granted they are not there to look for a quick fuck though

>>743505101
what the fuck are you even talking about dumbass? I literally have never asked a girl in my life how her day was

Now you are making up fantasies

>>743505292
Not all of them are ugly, but they must have some shitty flaw that drives them to go on tinder instead of meeting someone through work, or friends or out on the piss

>>743505002
Go to section of bookstore with QT3.14 in it. Peruse for a few moments. Ask for recommendations just to start talking about ANYTHING. Be interesting and try to keep it going long enough that you can ask, "By the way, I'm *insert name here*"
It really isn't that hard if you turn the awkward knob down 30 clicks. Probably doesn't hurt that I have a sick beard and dashing smile and eyes.

File: 1474225826793.jpg (139KB, 600x796px) Image search: [Google]

139KB, 600x796px

>>743505373
It's a pretty normal thing to ask once you're in a steady relationship and you see and/or talk to the person every day dude...

>>743505499
> sick beard

One of those cunts

>>743505188
I agree that some random autist will never be able to talk up a girl in a bar... But making a girl agree to go out with you in person is waaay easier than doing it online

i.e at school/work/mutual friends/ a party you have a chance to talk to them and make them like you, since even if you are ugly they will still talk to you as friends

whereas online if you are ugly or your first messages are dumb they will ignore you right away or not even reply to you, and thats a fact

>>743505499
>Probably doesn't hurt that I have a sick beard and dashing smile and eyes.
Post a pic and let us be the judge of that, Don Juan.

>>743505188
This fucking truth as told by dubs.
That's why I hate texting people. Call me. Don't take ten minutes to make a reply. Use your fucking brain muscles.
This is coming from a guy with horrible anxiety issues. Not all women are gonna lop your cock off for initiating a conversation.
I have managed to make things work at times where I'm a little out of shape, a little in shape, trimmed and clean, a little unkempt. You just need to be confident.

>>743504067
How Do I get 1900 matches master?

>>743505373
>I literally have never asked a girl in my life how her day was
Maybe that's why you're a virgin pretending not to be on an anonymous internet message board.

>>743505704
Naw man, I swing straight. I don't need a bunch of dudes telling me I look good. I can go to a bar if I want that.

File: beard.jpg (63KB, 720x960px) Image search: [Google]

63KB, 720x960px

>>743505704
>When some random /b/tard claims he has a sick beard and dashing smile

>>743505872
fake gps. go to differnt countries

>>743505955
Fuck, they found me!

>>743505872
About 1700 from those are from discontinued liking apps/sites I would just leave my phone liking people overnight and also this:>>743505993
But I used tinder plus which removes the need of a fake gps since it allows you to switch cities and gives you unlimited likes

>>743506130
Dude's settin up franchises around the world!

>>743500256
Kek

>>743505955
The only people that should be permitted to have beards are the homeless, ladies in the circus, professors and navy seals in the middle east.