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If this band connects to the gulf and picks up strength, Houston

The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.

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If this band connects to the gulf and picks up strength, Houston is going to be completely destroyed. This could end up being legitimately catastrophic.

How does it feel to be witnessing history, /b/?
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>>743453428
Fuck texas
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>>743453533
/thread
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>>743453428
fuck texas
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>>743453533
>>743453573
>>743453646
Fuck you
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>>743453428
Houston,
We have a problem.
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fuck texas
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>>743453428
I for one hope everyone can make it out ok. Terrible situation
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>>743453734
fuck texas
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>>743453749
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>>743453891
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>>743453428
meh.
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as someone who decided to be a dumbass and try to hunker down and is now stuck in the middle of it

fuck texas
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>>743453997
is it crazybro? are there shit flying in the air?
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>>743453997
Damn anon I knew you were crazy...

>but I didn't know you like to get wet tho
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>>743454140
yes
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>>743454140
Not for me in Lake Jackson, but everywhere outside of it yes. Mostly just flooding at this point.

>>743454203
I've reached maximum moisture
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>>743453428
fuck Texas
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one of my best friends lives down in the gridiron district of Houston. . .

I haven't heard from him in hours. He said the water was rising.

Sketchy shit, anons.
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>>743455270
>you stayin in Houston?
>yeah
>why?
>i dunno lol
dead

and that was his story m8
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Houston is full of rich white people, they'll be fine.

>niggers will be left but so what.
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>>743454970
Fuck you
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>>743453428
i witnessed history while surviving Katrina. also fuck Texas
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>>743453428
Will Dallas be ok though?
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>>743456043
yeah, dallas will be fine.
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>>743456082
Sweet. That's the only part of Dallas I ever really utilise anyway.
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IT FUCKING CONNECTED
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>>743456193
lol, fuck texas!
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>>743456302
Lol, Fuck you too!
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I’ll be happy the bitch I call my former stepmom lives down there she can die in hell
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Houston.....we have a problem
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>>743456366
lolololol
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>>743453749
one of the MOST misquoted lines EVER
"Houston, we've HAD a problem"
FFS get it together people!
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>>743456002
Cuz they can swim?
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Isn't Houston the fattest city in the world? Probably for the best.
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HOPE THIS MIGET DROWNS
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>>743453428
Everything is history, dipshit.

Every time you take a shit it's history.
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https://www.accuweather.com/en/us/southern-texas/weather-radar-interactive

god really must hate texas. this shit is going to grow in the gulf and hit us even harder.
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that's some reddit tier bullshit
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fuck Texas
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>>743456703
That's like saying gods racist because every natural disasters been in a third world country full of jigaboos
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>>743456761
Fuck california
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>>743456833
Fuck Massachusetts.
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>>743456892
Agreed
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>>743456833
lol i'm OP and i don't even live in the states you fucking drowning redneck
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>>743456953
oh yeah and fuck Texas
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>>743456579
FUCK SOMEONE GOT HER OUT
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>>743456953
Then stop shitposting eurofag
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>>743456579
Based Tila
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>>743457033
lol, still not from there you fucking yank

fuck texas in the ass
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>>743453428
my thoughts and prayers are with all of you.
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>>743456422
Quotes are streamlined for convenience. Almost all popular quotes are misquoted.
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>>743453734
Fuck Texas
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>>743453428
Rolling for stream to join gulf
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>>743457120
Canadian cunt.
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blessed be mother nature for attacking this useless shitstain of a United State
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>>743457120
Wherever you're from please stop being retarded.
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>>743453428
if dubs Texas gets destroyed . If trips, Texas will be fine
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The planet is fighting back against the Texan menace. I'm rooting for you, Harvey.
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>>743457388
THANK YOU
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Barker; 96.75 / 104
Addicks; 102.38 / 108

the two big dams in houston are about to overflow. its not raining where they're located, yet they keep rising. if it starts raining, even lightly, houston is fucked. the dams will break. complete disaster.
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>>743457388
God hates Texas.
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>>743457388
F
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Lets hope mostly niggers die.
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Jesus yanks are so self obsessed. It's only history when it happens to them... This shit has been going on around the world for years now, it's just your turn. The fact you're so ignorant about literally anything that happens outside your border is why a Trump gets elected. And electing a Trump ensures nothing positive will ever get done about it... Fuckwits
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>>743457025
god dammit
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heh corpusfag here

fuck texas fo serious but as someone who watched it hit here we got lucky that it moved north and hit rockport

AND IT DIDNT EVEN FLOOD WTF
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>>743453428
Actually, you're kind of wrong.

And by kind of wrong, I mean 'You're an idiot."

The problem is that the rotation is pulling up energy from the gulf, which is fueling the storm...and it's just parked on top of Houston.

Furthermore, the most recent forecast says the storm is just going to meander back to the gulf instead of going inland (which would make it break up sooner).

Looks like Houston is in for a few more feet of rain.
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>>743457648
maybe thats because we're the only ones that matter
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>>743457648
FUCK YOUR YANKEE BLUE JEANS KEK
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>>743456422
>>>/Reddit/
(Seriously that was the most Reddity shit I've seen in awhile, you have to go back).
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>>743457743
/thread
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>>743457519
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>>743453734
Fuck Texas
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The hurricane is cleansing texas of it's liberal filth
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>>743457648
You want some freedom, nigger?
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>>743457648
>Why is no one talking about us?! ;_;
Whiny eurofags. No one cares about you because nothing important ever happens over there. This storm is in America so we're talking about it. Deal with it.
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>>743457878
Fuck you
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>>743457519
>Walmart is a fallout shelter in shitty neighborhoods
>hurricane gets the nuclear codes
>blows up neighborhood
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>>743457942
Texas is for queers and sailors
Also libtards and cuckservatives
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>>743457942
Fuck... Fuck Texas :^)
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*South East Texas laughs at Houston*
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>>743457942
Fuck me senpai
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>>743456422
In reality it's
"We have a problem - Houston"
Get it together
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>>743457977
Fuck...fuck you
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>>743453533
It's cool. We get that most of the US is jealous of Texas.
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>>743453428
"Fuck Texas"
-God
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>>743457891
Actually we're fucking fine. It's 25deg and sunny here. No rednecks floating by in makeshift lifebelts made from KKK uniforms...

My point, turd dribble, is that you're so surprised by shit that happens all the time these days. Probably comes from watching fox news
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>>743458009
>R/moviequotes
Maaaaaaaaan I really give a fuck. Like I care so fucking much I'm going to meet you right when you're walking out of work then start jerking off in front of you and all your coworkers just to embarrass you.
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>>743458108
nobody sees anything in your state except christian circlejerking cowboys
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>>743458009
In actuality it was
"Weave a prom lamb, You stone"
Ge tit Together
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>>743458029
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America is such a shithole.

If you live on the east coast you have those hurricanes, if you live on the west coast you don't have water, if you live somewhere in the center your paper house gets blown away by a tornado, and if you live somewhere else you can't go outside when it's winter because too much snow.
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>>743458154
Yeah but atleast here we don't have our country getting buttfucked by Muhammad supported by merkel and her Jew elites
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>>743458223
Except I live somewhere in the US and none of those things happen to me
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>>743458154
>biggest storm in 10 years
>happens all the time
>literally nothing happening in europe
>bawww why are you talking about important news and not talking about boring europe!
Cry more. Do something important for once and it'll make the news. The only newsworthy thing that ever happens in Europe is Islamic terrorists making you look like weak fools on a daily basis.
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>>743458188
You forgot guns. Lots of guns. Go ahead, talk shit and get lit. Little shit, lick my nips.
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>>743457388
Thanks Hitler
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>>743457885

You mean that thing that literally everybody in the western world has, but somehow is exclusively the birthright of sepo's only? Nice one bruva...
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>>743458223
That's why America is stronger than Europe. We survive tornadoes, hurricanes, droughts, bears, rattlesnakes and our government's poor decision making. We grow stronger. Europe grows weaker because they never face any challenges.
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>>743458223
You're a special kind of stupid, aren't you?
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>>743458223
I bet you have so many friends, huh?
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>>743453428
Glad I'm not in houston. Sucks to be you, cowboys!
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>>743458188
It's cool. Texas is the only state that could survive as it's own nation.
If the US starts going to shit, we'll be fine.
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>>743458223
I live in northeast US.

Best part of US. No giant spiders, good culture, lots of money, no rain season, nice summers.

Oh yeah and we don't have the impending black dick strong arm of the EU breathing down our neck.
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>>743458488
leave already
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>>743458385
>RIGGERED
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>>743458245
Is that what fox is saying these days is it?

Nope, out just got neo-nazi and Mexicans. And what's so funny is that you actually fought a war because Nazi are so bad. But now you elect them....
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>>743457447
During the next two days both dams are being slightly opened to release pressure in a controlled environment, can confirm live in Houston
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>>743458508
I'd be fine with it. Second largest GDP in the US.

Our Economy and military is already stronger than most other countries.

There are three power grids in the US. East, West, and Texas.

Again, we'd be fine.
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>>743458488
/thread
Texas could literally fend off an invasion from North Korea.
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>>743458601
I know you'd be fine with it. That's why I don't mind you leaving! :)
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>>743458306
do you honestly think little redneck guns are something to be proud of? shows your more of a pussy being scared enough to have to bring your gun everywhere
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>>743458610

> weekend cowboys with pop guns fending off a blood thirsty professional army with serious hardware

Do yourself a favour...
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>>743458601
still way behind california ;^D cya
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>>743458749
Not realizing how big of a military force is in Texas.
Only knowledge of the state is from John Wayne movies.
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>>743458773
For now.
God the only fucking people moving here are from Cali, and all of them say what a shit hole it's becoming.
Give it a decade or two and Texas will be ahead of Cali.
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>>743458749
"Professional"
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>>743458601
>Second largest GDP in the US
We make posting on 4chan possible
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>>743458799
That's a US military force which would go back home to America if you left. You'd be defenseless and lose again like you did at the Alamo. Only Texas has ever lost a war to Mexico. No one else has.
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>>743458827
You WANT Californians in your state?
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>>743458799

>Literally underestimating the size of an entire nations army

Standing army of 1m. How many trained and active Texans soldiers are there?

>Maybe stop using"literally" so often
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>>743458715
Not everywhere but the antigun argument is really kind of shit.

What if there was another facist regime that took control?

We need protection from government tyranny and the right to defend ourselves.

It's been proven that areas with looser gun laws have less violent crime.

In my honest opinion, it's a closed book. And guess what? If people do start trying to take your guns that's a bad sign.

(This is linked directly from the washington post, a left leaning news source)
https://www.google.com/amp/s/www.washingtonpost.com/amphtml/news/wonk/wp/2016/07/27/new-evidence-confirms-what-gun-rights-advocates-have-been-saying-for-a-long-time-about-crime/
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>>743458908
Nope. They leave their state because it's failing, yet they come here and try to make it like Cali.
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>>743458829

Only a fool would question their ability to fight. They might not all be Seals, but a million brain washed and healthy soldiers that are well trained aren't to be taken lightly
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>>743458610
>>743458610

You're going to fend off 6 and a half million soldiers? With your massive borders? I think not. They could also conscript 10 million more. That's over half your ENTIRE population. You'd be ass fucked.
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I live in Houston. Luckily my house hasn’t flooded, but everywhere else is a shithole
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>>743458749
I have the god given right to own a firearm, do whatever I want with myself and other consenting adults, have whatever view I want and most importantly have the least amount of government impending my freedom.

Taxation is theft. Bring back the gold standard the liberals destroyed.

Because we still have a libertarian party in the US. You know what I'm saying is fucking right.

It's my god given right to be fucking racist and own guns. Just like you should get to take fucking hormones because you're a pussy bitch eurofag.
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>>743453428
Feelsgoodman
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>>743459132
>You're forgetting Texas would be heavily allied with US.
>The same military the EU dick rides all day.
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>>743458827
>>743458827

Based off of what? The only thing you have that's worth anything in Texas is oil and refineries. That's all you've ever had. Once that's no longer an option or crashes Texas is fucked. What else do you have? Cattle? Some tech rejects slumming it in Austin? Please ...
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>>743457648
We just mean the only history that matters not your brown town horse shit nobody cares about in Brit bong land. Maybe if you ass gapers didn't freak the fuck out and cry out about terrorism Everytime somebody runs over less than a dozen of you cucks and we'd give a shit a little more, you chicken little mother fucker.
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>>743458773
Oh yeah but the sheer amount of debt california is in will basically make that into Venezuela 2.0

30% Federal Tax
20% State tax

You're fucked, even at 20% tax california can't keep its head above water.
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>>743459262
>>743459262

Sorry fag, you didn't say the US. You said Texas. Texas couldn't do shit on its own against an NK invasion if it shared a border with it. Want to know the size of the Texas National Guard? 19,000 soldiers, most of which aren't front line soldiers. You'd be fucked and thrown into a work camp.
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>>743459322
It's funny because the terrorist KNOW if they started a campaign in the US we would go over and there and dry fuck them in the ass.
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>>743459455
Exactly they only pick on Britbings cuz they're inferior and love brown cock. And the only reason the Brits won't do anything about it is because they're inferior and love brown cock.
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>>743459385
>>743459385

You know how I know you're retarded? You can't read simple numbers. Texas has more debt per capita than CA does, you moron.
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>>743459201

Well God doesn't like guns so I doubt he approved that, more fox propaganda.

I own yep shotguns. The Swiss all own guns as everyone is required to join the military in the event of a national situation. You can own guns in a number of European countries to be fair. But you can't own a full auto gun though... That's hardly freedom is it?

You're not actually legally allowed to be racist though are you. I mean, if you discriminate against a person of race in an official way then you're fucked...so...

I could go on, but you get the idea... You're full of shit...
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>>743458154
This made me laugh.
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>>743454203
Underrated
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>>743459438
Yes if geopolitical allies didn't exist then yes that would probably happen. It was a joke. Texas obviously doesn't have an Air Force.

But can we talk about the EU and turkey? Or Italy talking about banning democratic elections?

That's communism. It's weird to watch your country get taken over by communism, comrade.

There is push in America for it aswell, but we have an actual right leaning political party.
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>>743459609

How did you go from Texas Vs NK to a euro issue? That's some serious misdirection... Trump has taught you well
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I'm in Dallas and I barely got any rain
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>>743457388
Guess Kek wills it

>Praise Kek!
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>743457388
>Be me
>Live in Texas
>Live far enough inland to be completely fine
>Praise Kek
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>>743457388
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>>743459537
I've literally caught you in another fucking lie dude, what the fuck?

I told you the 20% state tax in CA is going to ruin their economy because of democratic socialist policies.

>>743459559
And no only in Europe are there hate speech laws.
But you do realize that businesses have stopped hiring women and minorities in fear of lawsuits?
That's a statistical fact. More "women's and minority's rights" = More suing in the workplace = Less women and minorities being hired.

Seriously I'm going for a double major in finance and Econ I have a strange feeling I know more about politics than you.

Also you didn't talk about the gold standard, the right for an adult to whatever they want as long as it doesn't harm others or any other thing I said that logically and factually is correct.
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>>743458002
Sauce? Plz.
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>>743459071
>Nope. They leave their state because they're failing, yet they come here and try to make it like Cali.

ftfy

Gentrification's a bitch, of course they go to lower rate states. It's expensive as fuck here, and automation will soon make it a lot worse.. or better depending on what you do.

It's called cleaning up with hipsters.
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>>743456193
>what did he mean by this?
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>>743459748
Yes, I literally just said "Oh yeah texas be fucked if America couldn't support them in a war effort, they don't have an air force"

Our military is so good even your country rides our military's dick. That's not off topic what so ever since we are talking about a realistic war time scenairo of the independent state of Texas being attacked by NK and being supported by US allies.

Wrong. Try again.
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THIS IS ALL FAKE NEWS. THE HURRICANE IS JUST A SOROS PAID BLUE SHARE SHILL.
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Nigger shopping spree when?
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Fuck the rest we don't need your help. I live in Houston. TEXAS IS BEST STATE. FACT
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>>743459559
So let's talk about the free market reaction fixing itself anon.

Let's say that a business openly came out and made racist statements. Or had a sign up that said no blacks allowed.

How do you think that business would do? Why doesn't the individual have the right to publically make a racist statement and allow free market capitalism and freedom fix the problem itself?

By allowing a bad thing to have its negative consequences on the one who does them instead of having a nanny state enforce purely socialist strongarm commercial based karma?
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>>743458827
>for now
well Texas won't be getting close anytime soon by the looks of it
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>>743453428
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>>743453428
houston is nigger utopia. god is punishing them.
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>>743459927
California as a whole has a lot a debt. If you work in svalley you probably don't. Shit facebook gives employees like a 50k cash sign on... so do a lot of other companies.

My county, santa clara, makes almost 250B a year. SF down the street, almost makes 450B a year... We are far from broke, and I'm diversifying my income all over
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>>743460214
>free market fixing itself
pretty funny
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are the dindunuffins looting yet?
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>>743460123

Thicc badonkadonk
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>>743460123
TRUMP LOOKED AT THE ECLIPSE! HE IS UNFIT!

THIS MAN HAS THE NUCLEAR CODES!
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>>743453428
I keep picturing those poor nigs who fled New Orleans when Katrina hit and relocated to Houston. Something like 100,000 of them.
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>>743460297
retard socialist
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>>743458208
No it actually was
"Houston a problem is what we have"
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>>743458827
Doubtful... extremely doubtful

>Talking with a few sandhill road VC partners who have funded companies that are in the hundreds of billions.
>Why do we live here it's expensive?
>Weather, cali weather is amazing.

I think the current situation speaks louder than some random anons prediction.
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>>743460365
Lemme guess, you believe in trickle down economics. Free market advocates are just as naive as communists. The free market system is inherently flawed, because all for-profit business ventures strive for monopoly. That's where the government steps in.
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>>743453428
This is all Obama's fault.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HMLLqq04Hyg
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>>743460214

Did proof read that before clicking Post?
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rain is starting to pick up in houston. not looking good for the dams.
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>>743457686
Maybe it will become a hurricane again.
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>>743460292
Yes 4X the debt per capita than Texas with the highest tax rate of any state. Sounds like cali is going to be just fine.

Totally not a large amount of businesses leaving NY and cali because of insane tax laws or anything.

Not like fucking GE just left Connecticut for Boston or anything for the same exact reason.

https://www.google.com/amp/s/www.forbes.com/sites/patrickgleason/2016/01/17/ge-departure/amp/
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>>743460414
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>>743458154
Most of the US is fine too. Only morons live in Texas where tornados and hurricanes are.
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>>743460498

What is the difference between a hurricane and a tropical depression?
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>>743460455
retard socialist confirmed. monopolies are created by the government, not the market. it would be near impossible to have a monopoly in a free market. if it did happen, the company would have to be the absolute best at everything, in which case, there would be nothing wrong with it.
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>>743453428
Fuck America
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>>743459609

I'm American, dumb ass. And banning elections isn't communism. Christ, did you even go to a school?
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>>743460455
Yea, monopolies don't exist, neither do oligarchies amiright?

Free-market is just like any economy. Great on paper, then you throw humans in and everything goes to shit.

Good ol human greed... its bitter sweet as it is what advances us, and destroys us.

Any real economist will tell you there is no perfect solution with humans involved.

Capitalism / socialism mix seems to be stable... kind of.
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>>743456472
Niggers can't swim, ask your local navy recruiter.
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>>743460521
He
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>>743460133
>>743460133

You're already getting tons of help. All that rescuing going on? Paid for by the feds. The money to rebuild? Paid for by the feds. FEMA? Federal agency.

If it wasn't for the federal government there would literally be thousands and thousands dead in Texas right now.
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>>743460513
>companies may leave silicon valley
Dope, I'll be wealthy enough to go where the money goes. So that's nice.

It's getting crowded here too.

I love my state, but I'm all about capitalism. My company moving won't faze me.
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>>743460619
>>743460619

Ain't no pools in the ghetto.
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>>743453533
Agreed. We finally can get rid of that shit hole
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>>743460560
>>743460455

Why be so hostile to each other?
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>>743453734
Fuck texas
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>>743460560
Wrong. monopolies would strive in a free market, because, for the free market to work, it would have to be in a world of perfect competition, and where consumers receive perfect information. Two companies coming to an agreement to not compete, and divide up 'turf' or 'territory' is a good example of that, which is illegal because of the government.
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>>743460648
>>743460648

Yeah, and moving down the street to other parts of the Bay Area. They aren't going to Texas, of all fucking places. Maybe to Seattle a bit, but they're more old school for the SV folks. They'd like Portland more.
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>>743456366
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>>743460596
this
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>>743458009
yeah actually it was

>"We've had our problems, Houston"
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>>743460596
yet you have absolutely no evidence to support your argument. the industrial revolution wouldn't have been able to happen in our current economy, let alone a more socialist/marxist/communist economy.

retard.
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>>743460560
>monopolies are created by the government

Who the fuck do you think runs the government? Who lobby's it to allow for monopolies? Who bribes politicians? Take a look at whos head of the FCC, who the fuck did he work for? l2capitalism you're already losing.
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>>743460636
TEXANS ARE SAVING TEXANS SINCE DAY 1 YOU STUPID FUCK. AND NOW YOU NIGGERS ARE MOBALIZEING? TEXAS IS ONE OF THE WEALTHIES STATES SO WE CAN AFFORD UNLIKE YOUR BROKE ASS STATE FAG
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>>743460365
>>743460794
>>743460560
retard is like this idiots calling card
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>>743460753
I hope they reconciled.
Nothing like true cowboy gay love
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>>743453428

Ever thought of making your houses in the US out of brick? You know, like the piggies in the children's story

>lessons to be learned
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>>743453428
Keks qay of exterminating most of the fags in the US of A cuz Tex is either steers or queers
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>>743460711
it wouldn't have to be in a world of perfect competition. just a little competition would stop the creation of monopolies.

and i like said before, if a natural monopoly came about, there would be absolutely nothing wrong with it. they'd have to be offering the best products at the best prices, while treating their employees well. essentially impossible.
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>>743460794
yes, because it's not the 1800's. The economy has been revolutionized countless times since then, mainly by technology.
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>>743453428
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>>7434538you dont belong here
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It seems so unproductive to insult your intellectual opponent. You don't convince them by doing that. You just make them less likely to listen to you. And the audience(the rest of us) consider it petty and desperate. Even if you are right it makes us disinclined to listen. Just a bad idea.
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>>743457025

How come he's carrying her and she's the one with the wellies?

Set up for the media much?
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>>743453428
Pretty hilarious
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>>743460919
yes, a little competition would solve that. But how would a free market ensure that there is a little competition, and not no competition?
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>>743460808
there would be nothing to bribe in a free market. lobbying wouldn't fucking exist.

>>743460852

retard socialist has nothing to say.
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The city being destroyed is the most liberal city in Texas, and one of the most liberal cities in the country. It's lesbian mayor last year was pushing hard for more tranny rights.
I only mention this because of all the retards saying 'get dem rednecks,' who think all of Texas is somehow Marlboro country.
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>>743456422
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>>743460455
The US is stuck in a recession because of "quantitative funding" aka bailouts.

Our economy is going to be extremely fucked because of Obama.

And it's not like I don't believe in the SEC and some basic market laws. However I don't believe the government should have anywhere near the level of interference they have had.

If they didn't then we wouldn't have the college debt bubble looming over our heads in the US and we would be climbing out of the recession, not stuck in artificially inflated recession.

>The origins of the student loan crisis have parallels to the origins of the mortgage crisis, Bair said. In both cases “very well intentioned” government programs made it easier for Americans to borrow for housing or school without getting a true sense of whether borrowers will be able to repay those debts

Government policy effecting the free market is usually never a good thing anon. They did this to give banks more debt power over students.
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>>743456129
>Dallas is the only part of Dallas I utilise"

wut
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>>743460794
>the industrial revolution
Did you just really use an era of child labor and one of the most unsanitary times of our history as an argument?
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>>743461001
CONFIRMED: Hurricane is punishment for Houston's sins against God and country

SPREAD THE WORD, DEUS VULT
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>>743460981
because nothing is stopping the competition from being created. if there is no competition, its for a reason. it would have to be the greatest company to ever exist.
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>>743460667
I'll bet there is now lmao
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>>743461001
Almighty God is punishing them for their iniquity. It's delicious to watch all these nonbelievers suffers, it really makes going to church pay off.
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>>743461007
The government interfering in US Finance also caused the 2008 housing collapse.
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>>743460292
>>743458773
>>743458827
>>743459978
>>743456833
>>743459385
I moved out of Sunnyvale a year ago. I lived next to a train station and across the street from a tile factory and sold my townhome for $900,000. Cost of living is through the fucking roof, and crime is still high in areas of Santa Clara/San Jose. It's ridiculous.
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>>743461065
Great minds think alike, brother.
This >>743461080 is me
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>>743461007
>The US is stuck in a recession because of "quantitative funding" aka bailouts.

>Our economy is going to be extremely fucked because of Obama.

You do realize the fed has a board of directives.. and that Obama is not an all controlling God. Yes he chose the chairman but both sides are in on this... The fact you see only in partisan makes you a lot less credible..
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>>743460648
You seriously didn't realize the 20% state tax on income? And you LARP as a wealthy silicone valley investor?

Cute.
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>>743461035
those children had to work to feed themselves and their family, retard. would you rather them starve to death? the entire reason why america got out of poverty and became a powerhouse was because of the industrial revolution.

child labor was going down as the country became richer, before the laws banned it.
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Nickel lives in Texas somewhere. I wonder if he will be blown away
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>>743461124
Lol kys idiot
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>>743461007
bailouts =/= regulation. The crash of 2008 is a perfect example of what would happen in a free market. Various businesses and institutions colluded so the american people would spend more money than they had. Nine years later and they're still pretty much doing the same bullshit.
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>>743457669
I'm in Corpus holed up with my grandma cause I was afraid she'd get ass blasted by Harvey. Stocked us up on water bottles ahead of time, engaged all her steel window shutters... Even rented a generator from my hometown in central Texas to bring down here just in case we needed it to keep the fridge and lights running and shit.

Now Corpus is fine, but I'm pretty sure my house isn't where I left it, since it's in a major flood zone. Fuck my life.
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>>743461124
lol hivemind lol. Next drink you have, think of me. I'll try and do the same.
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>>743461007
>forgetting the bailouts happened under Bush, who caused the crisis in the first place
You're a moron.
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>>743461165
Shit even 200k saved up will help me move anywhere. But yea cute 300 a day lol.
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>>743461163
You do realize Obama had to approve of the bailouts? And that the Republican Party was entirely against the bailouts? And Obamacare?
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>>743460636
I drove to Houston...on my dime. Using my boat...on my dime. Federal money and aide? Fuck off nigger. Next nigger family I come across...ill keep right on going. That's on you buddy.
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>>743461007
>>743461007

TARP (the bailout) was signed and enacted by Bush, not Obama. Dumb ass.
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>>743458715
>guns show that you are a pussy
Sure. Just ask the polygon writer who got ptsd from using a virtual gun. I'm sure we are the pussys and not him.
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>>743461250
Yeah I'm only 18 and have a networth of around 10 grand. You probably couldn't say the same.

I'll probably be worth more than you by the time I'm 21.
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>>743461169
>Extreme conditions of famine, disease, child labor, trash everywhere, pollution, and income inequality made america great.
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>>743458188

Don't forget about the massive oil refineries barely producing enough lube for your ass fuckings
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>>743458571
You actually think Trump is a Nazi? Holy shit Merkels got everyone whipped over there huh? Also no it wasn't FOX news that told us about Europe's muslim rape problem. It was your own fucking crime reports, cuck. Then again you type like a fucking retard so you are probably a dirty mudslime that just got done raping a pure german girl.
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>>743461359
Bitch im in debt to my eyeballs, but I have NW of over 200k
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>>743461248
Do you really think bush caused the fucking 2008 housing crisis?

Wow, that's fucking retarded. That shit started all the way back in the 70's, everyone knows that. What you haven't seen the big short?

Seriously people didn't even really realize this until literally 2008.

Not saying bush wouldn't have ran for bailouts, it's not really a two party system anyways.
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>>743461368
typical socialist argument. all of that was going on before the industrial revolution. the industrial revolution happening is what put a stop to essentially all of that.
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>>743453997
Ausfag here. Funny watching some yanks freak out about a little bit of a storm.

Git gud.
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>>743461433
Are your companies in debt? How much do you pay in taxes a year?
>>
Here is something to think about.

When we invent a technology to reduce or replace the labor of a person, such as farming equipment, which increases the productivity of a single person, theoretically that means that that person doesn't need to work as hard to feed themselves and others.

Now, if we use technology to replace a large chunk of all labor, that SHOULD mean that it is possible for a large chunk of people to not have to work at all, or for all people to work significantly less.

But while it's simple and straight forward to think that if 90% of the population once needed to farm to feed us all, and via technology we reduced the percentage of people who need to farm to just a few percent, how much productivity we produce via most other methods is much much much harder to figure.

Like, because of technology, we can mine tons of metal, we can harvest tons of ore, we can create tons of chemicals, we can produce tons of goods, but how much labor are we to expect to have saved?

I have no idea. Because of our free market economy, we have little to no idea how much productivity we really produce and how much total human effort we ought to be saving.

Our technology might be so good, we might only need to do 2 hours of work a day, and we'll be set. But we don't know that.

I occasionally wonder how, in this frame of reference, we would even start to begin to figure this out.
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I wish cali got hurricanes
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>>743461072
You're describing perfect competition, which is, again, naive. Free competition does not necessarily entail perfect competition.
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>>743453428
fuck texas. they voted for this slimy faggot
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this is quite nice, if i were religious i'd pray for many dead americans but nature will provide
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>>743461359
Actually I sold my first website when I was 16 for 50k. I was making 3k a month writing mods for unreal tournament and having a forum of 25k members when I was 14.

Shit I had my first botnet when I was 17, with 65k bots, you probably couldn't even run a script if it was given to you. You're not shit lol. Now I'm 30, I have equity in two startups, the first one is about to be acquired and is currently in round C. I own a house in santa clara almost 1.2M. 2 cars, and a job that pays almost 240k a year with all the benefits including food and gym /pool.

I doubt you'll even be anywhere near where I was when I was 16 when you're 21.

>he's LARPing

Dope, I'd say that too if I was you.
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>>743461594

That's mean.
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Good fuck Texas. I will sleep well knowing that literally thousands of dipshit bible thumping cousin fucking republicunts are suffering.
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>>743461433
>>743461608
BTW this dude isn't me
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>>743461630
Except the dead will all be Houston niggers...
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>>743461165
>>743461165

The top marginal tax rate in CA is about 13%, not 20%. That's assuming you're making over $1mil a year. Business taxes are much lower and can easily be shifted to zero with a good accountant and a few bullshit expenses and investments. You're talking out your ass.
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Tfw you just woke up to catch a flight to dfw and drive to waco for a business trip and you might get to go back to sleep to dream about lolis if texas gets btfo
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My state is getting fucking slaughtered by a tropical storm and the sjw cucks all hop on the opportunity to put my state down. God damn this is why you fucks catch so much shit.
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>>743461661
Boat rescue fag here...already seen dozens of nigger floaters...lel
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>>743461737
welcome to 4chan newfag
what the fuck did you expect?
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>>743461737

I am sorry about them. I hope the storm passes quickly and we can get to the rebuilding as soon as possible. *hug*
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>>743461668
If you're in debt up to your eyeballs why not just try to balance debt and dodge taxes all together?

I was just sorta seeing if you were shit testing when I asked "how much debt is your company in and how much do you pay in taxes a year" if you didn't notice.
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>>743461737
Just like the SJWs, Trump doesn't care about you or your state.
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>>743458223

we dont have fucking muslims blowing us up every five minutes
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>>743459385

CA tax rates aren't at 20%. Top tier is 13%. Most are much lower for an average of about 6%. Also, federal rates have nothing to do with CA, and they're also not 30% unless you're making a shit load of money. Even then they're the marginal rates, not the effective rates which are much lower.

You don't know what you're talking about. At all.
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>>743461742
Lel logs
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>>743461523
Then who'd make your 1080ti's and overwatch? Texas? AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
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>>743461535
i'm not describing perfect competition. why are you so dense?
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>>743461280
>>743461280

You realize Obama wasn't even in fucking office when TARP was passed and signed? Bush was.
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>>743461853
13% vs 0%. Cali will fall under its own weight of bureaucracy and idiocy.
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>>743461853
Which is what applies to the types of businesses were talking about being driven out by high tax rates dude.

California has the highest rate of tax on high tier earners. Don't you agree that a small business making 1m+ a year would get stomped on taxes? Same thing with a company like apple?
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>>743461895
You're implying that all decisions made by humans are rational. The same way communists imply that humans will inherently act in the peoples favor. Humans are not rational, and I bet that a CEO would love to make non competition agreements, if it meant having a monopoly. It's not fair play, and maybe not even the most profitable decision, but it's definitely secure.
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>>743461608
wtf you doing on /b/?
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>>743461805
>>743461805

I'm not in debt. I'm someone else, not the dumb ass pretending to make $200k a year. I'm just calling you out on your bullshit claims of CA having super high taxes. You pulled the tax rates right out of your ass even though you have Google and 30 seconds you could use to actually look them the fuck up.
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>>743460551
wind speed.
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>>743461767
What the fuck did you just say about me... Etc.
I'm old af. I wish I were a newfag and 18 or 19 when my least favorite girlfriend showed it to me.


>>743461810
We don't need help.... We have more than enough resources to fix shit and protect life. But the storm is still going. This isn't some new Orleans shit.

Inevitably every thread ends in people screaming niggers.
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>>743461880
>Thinks anything is made in Cali
Bruh, even Apple design and prototyping happens in Taipei now.
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>>743461853
I should have clarified I was talking about business tax rates, that's my bad.
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>>743462065
Taipei ain't making the big $ off of it though.
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>>743462035
ceos can do whatever the fuck they want. nothing stops the free market. even in today's economy, with all the regulations, taxes, and government created monopolies, there is a ton of competition. a free market would be insane right now.
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>>743462053
Okay so 43% tax rate on 1 million+ earnings a year. Still not good for business.

Let's just call that an even 50% because 43% of earnings is stil wayyyy too high on high income businesses based out of cali.
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>>743453749
>>743456422
>>743458009
>>743460753
55:55:20 - Swigert: "Okay, Houston, we've had a problem here."

55:55:28 - Lousma: "This is Houston. Say again please."

55:55:35 - Lovell: "Houston, we've had a problem..."
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i like to rub my fingers across my skin and pic off the little bumps of dried skin that i feel
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>>743462008
>>743462008

Fuck you're stupid. Those are PERSONAL INCOME TAX RATES. Are you fucking 12 or something? Business rates are completely different and much, much lower. Depending on what kind of business you're registered as you could pay as little as $1200 for $1mil in gross income. Sometimes even less depending on what type of corporation you are.

You literally don't know what you're talking about. Do you even know how taxes work past going to H&R Block?

Fucking idiot ...
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>>743462260
The phrase is normally misquoted as “Houston, we have a problem” as in the movie Apollo 13: “Houston, we have a problem”.
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>>743462260
Houston, you have a problem.
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>>743462305
Well anon most people my age wouldn't even be able to have this conversation so give me some credit man I am still really new to corporate finance. I've been doing this for maybe a year.
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>>743462042
destroying the ego of an 18 year old apparently. Shit, OK time for work lmao.
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>>743462260
y'all act like you've never seen a White person before.
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>>743462217
>>743462217

........ you're like, 12 or something right? No one, and I mean no one, who actually works for a living would even be this fucking stupid.

Okay, let me get my crayons out ...

Personal and business taxes are different things. CA income tax is higher than CA business taxes. Federal taxes are the same no matter what state you're in.

In CA the effective business tax rate for a "small business" would be slightly higher than the national average, but still not all that high. You're probably looking at an effective rate around 6% depending on what type of corporation you have. Some other states have lower rates, but don't offer the same kinds of services, locations, and hubs of industry that are available in CA. CA is a prime location for many industries, and because of that they're able to charge slightly more for it. Businesses aren't going to leave CA to save a few thousand dollars in taxes. They'd be losing a massive market to save nickles and dimes.

There, better?

TL;DR: You're either a kid, an idiot, or both.
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>>743453428
Makes me laugh. Fuck people. The less people, the better. I hope it OBLITERATES Houston! lol
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>>743462493
let's stop playing make believe. we all know you are going upstairs for tendies and x-station.
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>>743462588
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>>743462429
I'm not Texas cowboy, sorry.
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