Chess Thread Part 2
Previous Thread: >>743412117
Dubs plays for black. Purposeful blunders will be ignored. Will update with images here, or go to https://lichess.org/YUdm8hhy to watch live w/ anonymous chat.
Well now Bd7 is pretty much necessary.
a8-a5
>>743426070
bd7
Rolling Bd7
NOW to continue a8 - a2 now that we can move freely into that stranglehold
>>743426070
only option
>>743426126
Rolling for the most logical move
>>743426070
roll
F5 - D4
>>743426126
I like this a lot.
Bd7, aka what we should've done last move.
Also >>743426126 is a purposeful blunder.
>>743426126
Re8#, dumbass
Rolling for Bd7 again
>>743426120
doot doot
>>743426233
rip
Put Oq7 through Rot13.
>>743426233
>>743426238
OP please keep your promise this time and don't accept purposeful blunders.
>>743426306
I never said I was good at Chess. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
>>743426306
>>743425953
Purposeful blunders will be ignored.
hopefully
>>743426233
Blunder. Mate in 1. Keep rolling for something else.
>>743426306
If capturing an obviously defended piece and allowing an obvious mate in 1 isn't an intentional blunder, I don't know what is. For the love of God, OP, don't accept that move.
Bd7
>>743426070
>>743426120
>>743426121
1 in 10 chance of dubs
>>743426454
better odds than me living for 2 more years.
this please
Bishop D7 is mandatory
Rerolling for Bd7
Thought OP said obvious blunders would be ignored?
Who the fuck did QF6? Now QxQ and the only way to keep material even is to totally fuck up the pawn structure defending your own king. You have to do something to prevent his rook from taking yours and mating.
Either put the fucking queen back to D8, or Bishop to D7.
OP just do BD7 it's literally the only non-blunder.
Bd7
Nd6 cause fuck your obvious defenses
>>743425953
for black QxQ Nd6 then pb4
>>743426579
this
G8 - F8
h7-h6
>>743426553
Queen D8 makes it pawn food. BD7 is much better.
>>743426126
Yeah that's pretty decent. Roll
>>743426579
Technically Nd6 does not lose immediately, but Bd7 is definitely better.
Bd7
>>743426644
wubba lubba dub dubs
maybe this is a dubd7
>>743426644
finally
>>743426644
good
>>743426712
You're welcome famalam
>>743425953
Bishopt to E7 is the only viable move now. Resulting in QxQ, PxQ. Which totally fucks up blacks pawn structure around his king.
G7 - f6
>>743426644
g7 to f6
White captured the queen. Recapturing is the only way not to immediately lose. gxf6.
pawn takes queen
>>743426553
If Qd8 then g4 drops our knight. Some idiot committed to it and now queen trade is only option.
Bd7
>>743426644
jesus Christ now you're going into an endgame down a pawn and a god aweful pawn structure...
>>743426813
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>743426816
cmon
gxf6 just do it
>>743426813
gxf6
>>743426813
g7-f6
>>743426816
Lets go
>>743426876
down a pawn AND A KNIGHT, which we lost in the opening for no reason. We are actually in a better position than I expected, which is to say we somehow aren't checkmated yet.
Pawn takes queen. DO IT.
>>743426955
>>743426955
winrar
F5 - D6
>>743427017
yep, forgot about the knight
a8-a3
>>743427017
Sorry, I meant a bishop. It was a knight, but we then lost the minor exchange, so now it's a bishop.
We now have no good moves, but b5 is maybe the least bad.
>>743425953
resign, it's the only logical move
Resign.
>>743427077
>>743427041
Nd6
>>743427041
A8 to A4
>>743427202
G8 - F7
>>743426813
Pxf6 duh
d7-f5
Well this is bad.
>>743427255
Purpose blunder
>>743427130
Fucking stop trying to take the rook off our back rank. What's wrong with you? Where is it supposed to go from a3?
Rolling for c6.
>>743427202
D6 -> D4
>>743427257
Best move defends our king with king
>>743427324
D6 -> C4 fuck
is nc4 good?
>>743427255
Blunder. Ignored
>>743427202
Bb5
>>743425953
resign
Meant g8 - f8
>>743427301
Oh, missed that last move. Happened fast.
We can't trade here. Bf5 seems OK.
>>743427202
Pawn to B5
This is unwinnable.
>>743427454
P-b5
>>743427257
>>743427355
I meant g8 - f8 but you should see that obv and dubs
>>743427202
A8 - E8
>>743427454
lol k
>>743427402
I support Bb5.
>>743427449
need it
>>743427544
Way to lose yet another piece . . .
>>743427557
Good 'cause it's happening.
>>743427255
>>743427375
>>743427295
was for previous move
>>743427511
>>743427608
What was your plan?
>>743427544
Sets up an exchange of bishops. But white would need his bishop to clinch the mate. So the exchange costs him material he needs far more than the material black loses
>>743427621
No, b5 happened.
Anyway, Rd8 might save us here. The bishop x-rays it, but the white rook has nowhere great to go anyway.
>>743427648
Bd7-g4
>>743427801
ill go with you
>>743427608 don't get tilted now
>>743427657
the plan was Bb5, losing only the c7 pawn. We still can't save it after Ne5 no matter what we do, but maybe we don't actually lose a piece, idk. It just looks bad.
>>743427866
Nice
>>743427866
nice dubs
D8 - D7
>>743427866
d8 to d7
>>743427648
black is fuck, king surrenders
I am actually regretting Rd8 now, though I'm not sure there was anything better. I think we are just fucked.
now rook takes rook
>>743427648
See how he declined the exchange? And now you know why.
Now we can move the bishop out of jeopardy, or protect it. If we move the bishop, he could grab the pawn and then force our knight to move. We want our knight right where he is, so we need to protect the bishop as it blocks him from taking the pawn.
Rook to D8.
And let's hope he doesn't figure out an offensive use for his knight.
Wait, why did white capture the bishop? Seems weird. Does anyone think he has a plan here, or is he just giving up the exchange for no reason?
>>743428130
I think the common saying about OP holds true.
take the rook
>>743428049
OK.
Obvie
Rxd7
Oh I'm an idiot. After RxR, Ne5 is curtains. WP
>>743428076
b5 was the nail in the coffin. If only Bd5 got dubs.
I mean RxR is still necessary, but the point is we lost the bishop.
>>743428049
Makes me wonder why he would exchange a rook for a bishop - especially one that was so cramped up and used only to protect a pawn.
>>743428188
We resign as our next move
d6 e4. were donezo
>>743428318
Ne8 pleeeaase
I vote 1-0. No point playing on with just a knight.
>>743428389
Ne8 does nothing. After NxR, the bishop is defended. It's just gg.
Official Resign Well played Mr.OP
>>743428049
rxd7
>>743428293
A bishop that was in no position to help us much. All it could do was keep the rook from taking a pawn that was protecting the knight. Right now, our knight needs to stay in position or we're doomed.
Resign.
Not a blunder at this point
>>743428504
agreed game is over
>>743428462
Right now, we are down two bishops and two pawns. There is no point continuing the game. 1-0.
H6
>>743428504
>>743428543
Yup. I back this up. We're delaying the inevitable. Nothing more.
>>743428318
king to f8
Resign. OP wins.
>>743428578
This will work well
I vote to resign. But if we can't resign, I vote Nc4 to accelerate the end with Nd2, forcing a trade with the bishop, losing our last piece.
Resign
It's over.
Its over we resign OP
I vote we point at something in the distance, say "LOOK OVER THERE," then flip the board. It is our best shot.
You win, OP.
gg op you didn't suck enough to lose to /b/
>>743428824
Rolling for this
>>743428824
This
>>743428824
Rolling
>>743428824
*reverses the table*
>>743429204
this
H6
Resign
>>743429204
Haha. I will do something like this if you guys want.
>>743429411
Assert that white's clock has run out. Make him get a judge to prove otherwise, then bribe the judge.
ez win
H6
>>743425953
>Purposeful blunders will be ignored.
So the name of the game: Make blunders OP can't spot
>>743429566
night to e8