What's your most fucked up and/or plain out weird fetish

fuck off fbi

>>743395610

>OPs pic related

I'll start, I am really turned on by the thought of getting raped by a really ugly fat redhead. I do not have a thing for gingers or anything, just that specific scenario.

>>743395610

rape fetish

Mine is to take a gender swapping pill, and then get gang fucked like the good little slut I am

Offering my body to a man, getting railed from behind for hours, and becoming pregnant with his child

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I really like pissing in pussies and asses

>>743395740
Hey, I'm like two of those three things

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>>743395855
Faggot

>>743395855
"Gender swapping pill" means spironolactone and estradiol, right?

>>743395944

who the fuck cares, seriously

you aren't him, so WHY DO YOU CARE?

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>>743396043

gay

Jesus fuck you sound like a tumblr SJW
>>743396043

>>743395944
mmm, yummy yummy cocks

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who /spanking/ here

Legit my parents fault for giving me this

Fuck them

Vore

>>743395610
I watch bdsm porn but I genuinely hate it.

I fantasize about murdering the guy who is spanking or whatever the girl and then burning down his house - I basically have a white knight fetish.

>>743396379
How does it feel to have one of the most mocked-by-Tumblr fetishes of all time?

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>>743395610
OP pic is 2/3's of all /b/ breads.

>>743396586
Who cares?

>>743396161
Omfg kek!!! Spotted!!!

>>743396666
Satan agrees

Fangs. Saw some camgirl with some in and took to it instantly. No idea why it's hot, it just is.

>>743396043
Fuck off sjw antifa cuck faggot. Go back to letting you wife's boyfriend warm up in your mouth.

>>743396379
I have a theory that vore fetishes come from both a desire for physical contact, out of loneliness, and a desire to receive oral sex. Correct?

>>743396586
I don't know. I don't use tumblr because I'm not a faggot

>>743396934
Lel you jelly the faggot has both a wife and a boyfriend. Don't worry you still have your chicken tendies to keep you company.

>>743397028
No voreaphile really knows why we like it. The closest thing I can get to a theory is I like the feeling of wet tongue but all over my body

>>743397138
Seems to me you had a distant mother and lacked human touch whole growing up

>>743396934
Fuck off homophobe monkey, you're harassing other people on fucking 4chan and dare to judge about others?

>>743397233
K

>>743395856
Sooooooo your a vinalla faggot?

>Be in the middle of nowhere rode
>Notice a crashed car on sideways.
>In the car, one or more unconscious beautiful chiks.
>Don't call 911
>start groping and fucking them

>>743397271
The faggot wants to become a girl and get fucked by other men. He should just become part of the 45% already

>>743395885
I once had the privilege of doing this 10/10

I have a weird fetish if falling in love with someone I use to be an enemy of. Maybe like a frenmy thing. They tried to kill me. I tried to kill them. For some reason we have to work together. Then while doing that we fall in love.

>>743397093

actually, I have my wife, because I'm not a degenerate faggot.

>>743397556
And why do you care about it?

breast cancer screening of step daughter. well, that;s what I tell her,

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>>743395610
that point where every woman bends to a big dick and starts moaning and thanking him even when she said nah

>>743395855
Pretty sure there's enough fags like you who would fuck you even with out the gender swap pill. Faggot

>>743397583
aww yeah, nothin like it

>>743397614
I like that one. Like, "we used to hate each other, and now he's inside me"

>>743397668
because trans people are mentally ill degenerates. They should all be committed to an asylum. Hopefully their suicide rates go from 45% to 100

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>>743397668
And why do you care that he's calling him exactly what he is, a faggot. If anything it sounds like he shooting from the hip and your white knighting for no reason. That or your a gender swapping fag who came to the wrong place to try and get on your soap box and preach to leave Brittney alone. Go back to your tumblr and preach there SJW fag, this is 4chan /b/. Not your tumblr with two middle age women Christian followers.

>>743398117
Shut up reddit fag

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>>743398059

>>743395610
A loving relationship with a girl culminating in raising a child together

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girls with only one leg

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>>743395610

Fetish? Catgirls. Not 'weird' by 4chan standards; but weird in the sense that you don't talk about it amongst friends.

Sexual fantasy? Easy. I want two nice blondes in secretary outfits, including labcoats. One is giving me a blowjob while the other whispers the scientific names of plants and flowers in my ear. Preferably the left one.

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>>743398179
Kek, can't even deny it!!!

>>743398059
Grow up

>>743398447
Lol says the person who posts the most obvious pic when their feelings get hurt over the internet. Good one old sport

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>>743398179

>>743398337
"Ooh, rafflesia"

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>>743395610
this

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this is my sister lol

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>>743398680
but have no fear, i have more

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>>743398712
lol
kys

Being kidnapped and kept. Raped, used, made to please a man. Stockholm syndrome style. Getting to eat and drink and use the restroom when I need, but being under his control. Calling him daddy, being his little girl. Doing what he says.

>>743398546
How about you wake up and realize that all trans people are sick in the fucking head. Thankfully trump put a stop to them serving in the military.

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>>743398568
Says the fag who is still on his soap box, trying to protect his right to mutilate his dick. Just cut off your cock and choke yourself on it while preaching to everybody that it's your right. Still doesn't change the fact that your gay and your best come back was last night in your throat.

>>743398876
Thank god daddy got the icky fags out of my toned, manly fighting force

>>743399012
Why are conservatives so obsessed with trans women's dicks? What happened in your childhood to give you this kind of complex?

>>743399012
Still doesnt changes that your a reddit fag. Nice comeback though faggot

>>743399037
I don't care about homosexuals. Some of the best Marines I've met were gay. I just don't want mentally ill trannies in our ranks. now fuck off back to r/politics, degenerate

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>>743399012
And your a dumbass thinking that your still draling with the person who posted this about the 45 to 100 percent. FAIL

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>>743399376

>>743395796
since i was 14

get hard faggot

>>743399376
why not bigot? everyone deserves the right to join the military and kill innocent people defending their home

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>>743396586
>tulmblr

>>743399519
You probably listen to sex junk on repeat and actually believe that pseudo science. I bet you support pedophilia too, you're probably an antifa member as well huh?

>>743399747
Lol, there's thousands of people that get disqualified every day. There's hundreds of disqualifying conditions. You're a fucking idiot. If a kid can't get in because he took add meds when he was younger, then neither should a kid that doesn't know what their fucking gender is.

>>743397233
kek

>>743399846
I'm not sure what you mean by "pseudo-science" (hopefully not all the peer-reviewed studies on sex and gender that support trans people?), but other than that, all misses

>>743399999
what a fucking waste

>>743399245
Still doesn't change that your just a white knight Tumblr degenerative tranny fag. Nice try homo, now fuck off and go blog your SJW rehashed shit to your small mom fan base.

>>743400241
It's Sunday, shouldn't you be finishing your homework?

>>743399174
Cause just cause you put make up on a pig doesn't make it a women. It just has a festering shit mentality and needs to own up to being gay.

>>743400124
that whole multiple genders, gender spectrum trash. Complete bullshit. There's two genders. I'm sorry you let your liberal idiot professors brainwash you. I'm done replying to you though. Have fun watching your wife fuck other men. only a matter of time til she leaves you, cuckold faggot.

>>743399387
Not talking to that Anon. Just the pol white knights here. Soooo... pot meet kettle?

>>743398680
Can you explain why. I never understood why this fetish is so popular.

>>743400443
>>743400716
>http://www.apa.org/topics/lgbt/transgender.aspx
When you're ready to learn, the facts are there

>>743400780
>32
Sigh. Kys right now

>>743399999
have a good day mr quints

>>743400124
Scientists also said at one time that marijuana would make black people want to rape white women and induce hysterical behaviors as well. But that's okay, cherry pick your facts just like a true pol fag.

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I'm pretty vanilla I suppose. been experimenting with anal masturbating and I ordered all my sex toys (some big ones too) off of Amazon. I still live with my folks, so I'm super paranoid about them somehow finding out after a close call ordering a 12" tapering buttplugs. This in mind, my fantasy is going to a sex shop and being preyed on
>go to sex shop out of the way in a damn near different state to avoid accidentally running into someone I know
>never been in one before, so I'm overwhelmed and have no idea where anything is
>have to nervously stammer out my question of "where are the thick dildos?" To the MILF store owner
>said owner can see I'm nervous and out of place so offers to help
>makes recommended choices and asks my opinion
>slowly get more comfortable talking to her, she offers me the choice to "try one out" to make sure I really want it
>She closes the store temporarily, guides me to a backroom, helps lube me up
>helps guide this extra thick dildo into me while watching
>she gets turned on, asks if she can touch me and I her
>agree of course
>she sits on my face while continuing to ram my ass with the dildo
>I'm eating out her pussy like a man dying of thirst
>as she comes and I feel her legs quiver, she Rams the dildo into the hilt and I almost blow my load then and there
>she then finishes me off by keeping the dildo in place, slowly jerking me off, while I suck on her tits

Sometimes in the Fantasy the shop is owned by the same MILF and her 30-ish daughter works there part time and I happen to be there when she is. The daughter is more fem-dom while the mother is the one who treats me like a boy to be nurtured. The farthest this has ever gone is the 2 of them enjoy using me as a plaything so much, they start giving me vibrators and buttplugs to walk around in public with on a date with them.

Was thinking of drawing a comic of the whole thing. Or a short story.

>>743400158
kek

>>743401195
>science has been wrong, but my feelings and the word of god are infallible

>>743396305
What do you mean who/here

>>743395610
Strangling little girls and fucking their dead bodies.

>>743400354
It's Sunday, shouldn't you be addressing your loyal Tumblr following?

I've tried pissing in many vaginas but was never physically able to. I'd just end up shitting the bed.

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My mother has asked for money and stuff in the past and said she'd do anything to repay me. That usually means cooking my favorite meal, or switching my laundry to the dryer. However in some of my sex fueled fantasies, I jokingly ask her for some head and she agrees VERY quickly as if she's been waiting for me to ask. This opens up a whole can of incestuous worms.

I then cum like a gallon, and feel absolutely disgusted with myself as I'm cleaning myself off.

>>743400937
There's male and female. Basic biology. You born with a vagina? Your a female. You got a dick, guess what. Your a male. Simple as that. Everything else is just money fueled lobbiest.

>>743400937
kill yourself

>>743401829
Nice kneejerk reaction, you ought to check out what the experts who actually study sex say some time

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fetish: i like to expose myself to my plants. i make lewd gestures like the little whore i am. sometimes i put on a jock strap and knee-high stokcings and pretend that i am a sportsman in the changing room. that the plants watch me while i give pretend interviews turns me on.
phantasy: raping a dead child prostitute

>>743397138
That... actually makes sense, weirdly erotic

>>743401610
even wasted yeah.

its a tragedy

>>743402277
theres not enough pissing in vaginas porn. makes me sad.

raising a boy as a cock hungry girl

also force feminizing a guy through hypnosis, surgery, and body conditioning to become a slut

so basically any scenario where someone's mind is broken and rebuilt into a perfect trap

My mom is uncomfortably good looking and since my folks' divorce has been very open about sex, or at least way more open than she was before. She's even said a few times that she doesn't think sex is a big deal, or in her words, "it's ok to just have fun and it not be anything else".

I don't necessarily know what that means, of course. I don't live with her anymore and while I do see her often, she's never hinted at anything like that with me.
BUT she's been my ultimate fantasy for years now. And like another anon said above, I fap furiously to the idea of fucking her and then feel like a terrible person as soon as I cum.

>>743402487
Is that something you wish had happened to you?

>>743402391
its a particular sort of fetish.
i touched on it briefly but i can get it

>>743402522
Walk into her bedroom naked and tell her "I'm my daddy now"

>>743402586
>raising
>raised as

wuts da defrance

>>743402645
that seems foolproof, thank you anon

>>743401932
Nice bullshit answer, how about this-
When a transsexual man is actually able to get pregnant and a trans women is able to impregnate a woman without the use of a turkey baster then I'll say your in the right. Until then, all you've proven is how retarded you are, and how scientists can show how retarded transsexual people.

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>>743401203
I work full time in a porno shop. creepy lil beta faggots like you are why we don't use my female coworkers' real name around customers. Also if you are a chad like me work at a place like this you can just come to work drunk, get high on break, and there is a constant stream of women handing your numbers when they hear you explaining to how to do foreplay, anal, etc...

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>>743398311
No, i dont think so

>>743395610
I read the transcript of the tape that crazy dude made. The one who use to kidnap teenagers and lock them in his basement and rape them and have his dogs rape them. I use it to get super hard.

>>743397668
Who said he cares? He just thinks, its gross. If he said he liked eatimg bugs, he'd think its gross too. That doesnt meam hes gna go out and stop him from doing it.

>>743402586
ah not really, though I would love to be fucked into the ground by a trap. I guess chicks with dicks is my thing.

>>743396666
Satan knows what he's talking about

>>743402818
thats not the elephant butte lake case.
explain plz

>>743402761
You're against trans people because they can't get pregnant? Where's the sense in that?

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>>743402993
we're against trannies because they're mentally disabled!

>>743395610
I want to be owned by a Rottweiler that i take care of in every way including sexually and him to use me like a toilet. He would be my king. My husband would be cool with it if we had more space

>>743403087
Wait, like pee in you? That's like two of my fetishes in one

>>743401673
don't feel disgusted with yourself. your fetish is probably in the abstract. Just go read some literotica. I recommend Neuro Submission Transmitter, the whole series, by an auther name Samslam. it got me through my incest phase when I was a teen

Straight shota

I wish I was used as a kid by an older woman.
I allways go drinking to older people bars, trying to find a milf that can satisfy my fetish,

>>743403178
Oh fuck yeah. But not just piss

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>>743395610
Succubi with Scottish accent

>>743403178
Also wish i could carry its pups

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>>743402993
>>743403080
It's even more than that, we're against them becuase they are abominations, we're against them because they have a mental abnormality and they think it's normal, that's the polar opposite of someone that should have a gun

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>>743403402

>>743403356
Dang girl, you're one dirty birdy. I'm not a scat guy myself but seeing a dog piss in a girl's pussy would be like a once in a lifetime experience for me

>>743403231
Im not a pedo but im female and I find the power dynamic behind this really hot for some reason
Makes me feel a little shaneful. I'm not a cougar tho

>>743403460
i just think of a barley drunk male when i read this

>>743403080
Please read some actual scientific studies instead of relying on "common sense" and your feelings.

>>743403422
This is your brain on religion

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>>743403535
sounds like something a cougar would say

>>743403475
Sorry. Im a faggot lol. Though i only want to bottom for something like that. Not into scat usually either. Ws is different

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>>743395610
getting bound to a bed and fucked by a furry, then swapping positions

>>743403402
Fucking choochter cunt, yer da sells avon ya fucking chinky fuck

>>743402990
it's David Parker Ray aka Toybox killer

> "What all this amounts to is that you’re gonna be kept naked and chained up like an animal, to be used and abused any time we want to, any way that we want to."

>>743403535
from years of cybersexing experience i can tell you that an even greater part of female humanity likes to phantasize about sex involving children than the already very high part of male humanity. thats a topic that gets totally kept mum in public discourse. heh. mum.

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>>743403552
yer fine

>>743403614
Yea, instead of responding to my post with science and a contrary argument, you try to bash me and my religion personally

>>743403535
I took showers with a friend's mom a few times when I was 12-13, she performed oral sex on me once before we moved. Does that count?
Pretty sure she was on drugs, also wouldn't be surprised if she was doing stuff with my friend.
(she was not hot, btw)

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>>743403614
>insert overused jpg here

>>743403660
I'm in my mid twenties and I find higschool guys repulsive
>>743403802
It's definitely less stigmatized. An important part of usinf cybersex in an anecdote is that a lot of men pretend to be women on the internet because of that exsct stigma.

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>>743403682
lmao, figures. My original post still stands though. May you one day have a dog pee in your butt, godspeed anon

>>743403793
i had a book that covered that case. when i was quite young i became obsessed with it.
..it was a problem

>>743403847
I already posted the APA link
>http://www.apa.org/topics/lgbt/transgender.aspx
You could try reading it

Also, what use is religion if it makes you into a hateful person that routinely attacks the weak?

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>>743403944
You're saying an awful lot of shit a cougar would say

>>743402780
Oh Jesus no I'd never actually think this kind of shit would ever happen. It's called a fantasy for a reason anon. If I ever actually did step foot into a shop, I'd already have an exact model of something in mind, and look for it specifically, or something close. Pay in cash, leave without making eye contact.

And how is working in a sex shop? Do you actually get the rejects of society coming in talking about jerking off?

>>743403871
I'd say thats still child abuse, even if she was hot. Adults grooming 10-16 year olds still causes a lot of psychological damage.

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>>743400834
its not popular kek

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>>743403535
Fempedos ftw. I fucked a fempedo once, the stuff she whispered in my ears would make me harder than diamonds

>>743404045
I guess I haven't had the opportunity to be one

>>743404037
Is it all religion, or just christianity. How about Isam, the religion that "Routinely attacks the weak"

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>>743404187

>>743404208
Fuck them too

>>743403958
Thanks anon. May you one day see a dog piss in someones ass or pussy

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>>743404267

>>743404080
Oh yeah, I'm not saying it wasn't. I didn't feel particularly abused of course but yeah.
Was just curious if that even fits into a shota type fantasy thing.

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>>743404294
say that to them

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>>743404356
Not gonna lie this stuff gives me a migraine

I have a fantasy of being seven and fucking a milf. I think it stems from my former hatred of my mom from years of abuse. Nonsexual abuse mind you.

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>>743404294
you only attack Christianity because They won't cut your nigger jew head off

>>743404456
then why do you have it

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>>743404456
oh noes

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>>743402813
I think I absolutely do

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>>743404748
Im afraid not

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Alright /b/. Time for you to hear my out-of-this-world EXTREME edgelord autistic plan.

>Go find Yersinia Pestis (plague) bacteria
>Secure sample
>Go to well renowned college/university
>Disable security
>Break in the Bio lab.
>Spend all fucking night genetically modifying the bacteria so it targets the host's nervous system and hijacking brain function whilst maintaining necrotic properties.
>Now have Zombie Bacteria.
>Create vaccine against bacteria
>Inject myself with it
>mfw now immune to my own disease
>Release Zombie Bacteria on the populace
>Zombie apocalypse starts
>Go to uninfected town
>Make friends in uninfected town
>When zombies come, fake death by charging into oncoming horde.
>wontdiebecausevaccinatedandbacteriacreator.jpg
>raid costume store
>steal Plague doctor costume
>Make villainous debut via hacking-city-tvs-and-maliciously-speaking trope
>Build houses out of dead corpses
>mfw I'm now Zombie Man
>the autistic edgelord who engineered a Zombie Bacteria to show that he doesn't care about him being the edgiest man in the Orion arm of the Milky Way Galaxy.

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>>743404617
To give other people migraines

>>743404421
Yeah, unless she was a Fuckin hamplanet

>>743404902
ah right
that makes sense

>>743404521
No, I primarily attack Christianity because it's a much more influential religion than Islam in my country. If Muslims had a death grip on my government and neighbor's backwards social notions, I'd be complaining about them too. But right now, the only Muslims around me are quiet families down the street who stick to themselves and don't cause trouble

>>743404893
Zombie dog fetish here

>>743405051
you say that now my muslifag friend, But what country, might i ask does christianity have a FUCKING DEATH GRIP ON! Islam has death grips on all of the middle east christianity doesn't have a death grip on shit!

>>743395610
fetish: bestiality, tho i wouldn't want to do it actively, but i'd love the idea of being with a dirty bitch that fucks animals

sexual fantasy: creampying a convincing trap

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>suffocating in ballsack
>oviposition
>decapitation
>... bugs

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>>743402780
Are you actually bragging about working in an adult bookstore? Jesus Christ, time to re-evaluate your life choices.

>>743396499
This made me kek

>>743405184
Ever heard of this tiny country called "America?" Christianity is pretty influential here. Maybe not to the same degree that Islam has on countries in the middle east, but enough to make you miserable if you don't follow their list of do's and don'ts

>>743405364
50 years ago yes.
but even areas in the bible belt have lightened up dramatically.

>>743405364
Wait, miserable? Islam is making people miserable, If christianity is making you "Miserable" Why dont you head to a country that has a minimal christian population, say Iraq, or Iran, or Afghanistan or India, Or Syria, Or China, Or litteraly any other third world shithole, see what you find.

>>743405255
Giant bugs or small ones?

>>743405364
but you dont leave do you, you just sit here and bitch about how the four walls and the roof aren't made of fucking gold reinforced with diamond.

>>743405364
so just shut the fuck up or leave, i dont care wich

>>743405215
Some sloppy horse/dog seconds sounds hot

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>>743405689
Yes

>>743405547
I'm glad the hangings have stopped, but it's still pretty hard to live out here

>>743405706
>>743405610
>Why don't you move
Because I don't have any money, geniuses

>>743405794
Id pay to see it

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>>743405794
I demand Sauce
>>743405824
All those syrian refugees and their stacks of hundred dollar bills

>>743405794
yeah we need more of this

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>>743405364
America has a state religion called Christianity established upon a foundation of like 7 Bible verses, the only one of which originating with Christ himself is "Render unto Caesar what is Caesar's". The rest of them are about gays being evil, women being property, slavery and oppressive governments being ordained by God, and some inspirational quotes originally referring to the Jews' captivity in Babylon. That Christianity certainly has a stranglehold on American culture.
>inb4 No True Scotsman, read something by the Jesus Seminar and tell me American state religion looks anything like that.

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>>743405899
I don't have a sauce sadly. Google image search that bih
>>743405962

>>743398722
thats actually kinda hot.

new fetish acquired.

Neither the constotution nor the bill or rights even mentions religion, let alone anything about christianity, hell the only thing it says about a "state religion" is to NOT ESTABLISH ONE!

Mine feels tame after reading some of these.

I would love to have sex naked, outside, in the rain. We would both be barefoot and I want to see her dirty soles while she begs for my cum.

>>743406047
>>743406156
forgot to link the two

>>743406047
How can a tiny minority of Christians call mainstream Christianity fake? Sure, maybe it's a perversion of everything Christianity "should" stand for, but it's what Christianity stands for now. If anything, you reformers are the fakes

>>743406159
That's not a bad thing. Having obscure or weird fetishes makes it tough to satisfy them with someone. You should have no trouble finding a girl into that eventually.

>>743405787
you should see the floods that pigs cum...

>>743406159
id rather dirty her soul and make her take my cum but i mean.. it similar sounding

>>743406654
And there cum is super sticky

Rape some 15yr old girl and then kill her

Loli murder/rape. Sucks. Can't nut properly or have sex without imagining it.
>>743396499
Even someone like me thinks that's pathetic.

>>743395740
A/s/l


I wl help your fantasy come true.

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>>743406805
>>743406889

>>743404748
>>743398311
Hot
>>743402813
>>743404836
Fat faggot

>>743397668
You're tryiing to force someone to abide by your sensibilities on a board known for freedom of speech and expression, both good and bad. Fuck off and kill yourself. Go preach to some of your faggot friends if you have any.

Facefuck my sister so hard until she pukes (real puke, not saliva or water) and make two of her friends lick up and collect in a bowl all the mess, then facefuck the other two friend with the same methodology (facefuck until puke, other two lick and collect). After that fuck all of them in the ass, with their shit all over my cock, that they will clean with another blowjob, while they play with the puke (like sucking my cock with their mouth full of puke, and swallowing some of it). Then proceed to cover them in my and their piss, and pissing in their throats while they facefuck me. Finally get a triple footjob and blow a mosnter load o their feet, that they will lick off each other (and some that will surely be on the floor), proceed to put their high heels/boots back on, spit the cum from one to another mouth, then all of them will swallow the cum and, after that, drink the whole bowl full of puke. All of them must wear heavy, slutty makeup, and really high heels (like 6+ inch heels or boots).

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>>743395610
My thing is uniforms.

Eagle scouts, scout leaders, football teams, security, millitary, police.

Only uniforms that turn me off are any female uniforms/any 'uniform' that is just a polo shirt and pants.

My fetish is stupid, because I never get to scratch it properly.

On that note, if any fat cops or other guys in uniform want to donate one to the cause, I have wickr.

>>743395740
I'm ugly and a redhead lol skinny af tho

>>743406654
Pigs are cum machines.

They plug it in once they are done too. I've always wanted to be plugged and have swine DNA swimming around in my guts.

>>743398772
Come to Texas princess

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Scat with blonde lesbians

>>743407458
Great minds think alike

>>743404128
Foot fetish is the most popular fetish...

>>743408004
It's a shame I can't find a pig farmer in australia to do this with.

My BF would love to watch me take on animals

>>743395610
i have this weird obsession/fetish for hearts, blood drinking, and people or animals eating each other alive

>>743408520
Id love to watch

>>743408910
FAGGOT

>>743409079
Fuckin god damn right i am

>>743395610
Hopping in the shower with my mom and showering together, rubbing body wash on each other and then passionately fucking

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>>743395610
>Girls rimming dogs
>Bisexual ass to pussy
>Eel enemas

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srry guyz, fell asleep :/

>>743398772
15 years of experience in precisely this.

>>743409538
Yesss

>>743409402 at what age?

>>743405364
The three semitic religions should be purged by fire.

>>743409769
Now. I'm 19 and my mom is 45. Love the thought of doing this honestly. I think it's because I saw my mom naked coming out of the shower once when I was younger. Always found her sexy as fuck and she's still got a nice body

>>743409964
Nice. You should tell her

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swapping bodies with a female significant other
swapping genitals with a female significant other
or swapping heads with a female significant other

i'm ashamed of myself i know,

that and freezing time.

>>743409964 do not do this
>>743410185 I told my grandfather my fantasies once and he hit me and started talking about WW2 and faggots these days

>>743410185
Would absolutely love to fuck her but I'm not even slightly sure how I would obtain that. Not sure if I could ever tell her because I don't want to ruin our relationship at all.

We spend lots of time together and I thought of maybe just making a move when we're watching a movie on the couch or something but it's too risky

>>743410418
Kek that's your granddad though, not suprised he did that. What the fuck did you tell him?

My mom is really open with me and close to me. She's caught me jacking off in my room before and just laughed and told me she would let me finish

>>743410516
I told him I wanted a cute trap as a girlfriend. He asked what that was. I told him a girl with a penis but it's not gay because it's feminine.

>>743410428
Get really drunk with her.

>>743410704
She doesn't drink unfortunately

>>743410676
how hard did he hit you and where

>>743410676
Why are you surprised your grandfather was freaked out by you telling him you were into girls with dicks?

>>743410783
Go camping with her

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>>743395610
I'm obsessed with torture and snuff. Ever since I hit puberty, I've been dreaming about torturing a cute boy to death using medieval techniques, as well as penetrating him with objects like pic related until his anus prolapses and then playing with the prolapse.

I want to burn men and women at the stake. Probably the first time I ever got aroused was when my mom read me the story of Joan of Arc.

I also have a piss fetish, so I've always fantasized about a warrior on the battlefield getting stabbed in the bladder, making him piss himself uncontrollably in his armor and helplessly leak piss mixed with blood as he's taken to safety. That fetish, however, more or less died when I did some research and found out that you physically can't piss with a ruptured bladder.

What's weird is that I'm incredibly kind and over-sensitive in real life. I get sad when I step on snails.

>>743410927
exactly.
then pitch your tent inside her when shes vulnerable.
whos she gonna scream to? the bears?

>>743410676
>not gay
boy do I have some news for you

>>743410998
are.. you me

>>743411151
I don't think I am, but it's nice that I'm not the only one. I hated myself for my fantasies when I was a teen.

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>control f
>diapers
>0 results

How? Best fetish reporting.

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YLYL thread.

>>743411270
fucking pedo

>>743411270
I fucked a dirty pink diaper i found in the trash when i was 12. That count?

>>743411151
>>743411258
replace the "boy" part and we could be one big happy family fellas

>>743410927
Good idea honestly. I do spend lots of time with her alone though I've just never tried to fuck her

>>743410804
As hard as he could on my chin. I fell backwards.

>>743411270
I'm the person who mentioned loving torture further up. I also love diapers. I managed to get a bf who lets me put diapers on him and force him to piss himself. It's amazing.

>>743398306
Yes, my fetish is that you have a wife and a kid too!

>>743398680
Ah yes. I saw this before, best orgasm I ever had in a while.

>>743411623
You should let him piss in you
>because that is my fetish

>>743411597
i was going to tell you your a faggot who shouldve known better and you deserved it.

but now i actually feel bad.

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>>743411477
nah

>>743411623
Nice anon, but that other shit... dude. Not that I have a great position to stand on or anything.

>>743412082
Nah. I don't let anyone penetrate me, ever.

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>>743396666
me too. i give the credit to /b/ for making me discover that

yet i keep it as a fetish. i don't belive i would ever fuck a mare. acutal horse pussy looks gross af. so i just fap at equine s/fur

>>743408910
Got a boar?

>>743412393
Sadly no

>>743412231
Well then do it to him

>>743412473
That's a shame.
Other animals?

I want to fuck my ex whom i broke up with

>>743412533
Already softening him up to the idea.

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>>743395885
buddy pissed inside a whore's ass at a massage parlor. lol. she just thought he came a lot at first.

me though, there's 2 things.

1: I've always wanted a girl to pee in my bellybutton.

2: have a girl with really nice posture read poetry to me, sitting in a chair.

>>743412539
I have a female dalmatian but i dont fuck her.

>>743412599
Awww yeah, good stuff
>>743412798
That's pretty hilarious. I bet she was like 'wtf' when she realized what happened.

Never thought of the belly button one, but having a girl pee on my stomach and chest while she grinds into me would be god damn awesome.

being dominated by a hunky furry guy

>>743412798
have the girl drink alot of alcohol until her piss is clear then let her piss in your mouth while you fight to drink it.
shits hot af

>>743402737
Well, maybe posting a pic of your hot mom would have a cathartic effect on you ? Or is it on my dick ?

>>743412539
I really

>>743413208
Or have her take lasix

>>743412864
Next time she is on heat you should try it

>>743413300
She's spayed. Also even if she wasnt, shes too skiddish and i wouldnt want to do that to her.

>>743413300
Now if i had some hot young puffy german shep that was rambunctious and all that, maybe

>>743413475
Sex with her would be comforting for her.

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i have a fetish to serve as manservant for a house of girls for like a month. making them fine meals, dealing with the laundry and the house cleaning and of course serve as fuck toy.

not like crossdressing or some wierd gender bending stuff
or even making useless stuff, such as waiting tied up in a shelf for hours.

just that one seviable and productive caretaker that profesionally makes his job about serving his mistresses.

>>743395610
I frequently masturbate to gay Minions.

I want to tie a girl up and use a vacuum on her pussy until it puffs out and gets huge.