Hey /b/ros How do you cook? >Be me, 23yo >Parents kick

>>743382037
Just eat it. Hot dogs are pre cooked.

>>743382037
>How long does this shit take, when can I eat this?
those look like small logs so you can start right now

>>743382037
Holy shit you're retarded. You can cook a hotdog in a microwave or even just a pot of boiling water. 30-45 seconds in the microwave, probably 6-10 minutes in boiling water

>>743382037
I cant even begin to understand your rationale of buying hot cylinders rather than a set of pots and pans. Literally just eat eggs and any meat you fucking degenerate retard

>>743382037
20 min if frozen, microwave until hot if they are still cold in the middle

>>743382037
You bought a fucking hotdog roller? You should have bought a toaster oven or at the very least a microwave......

>>743382123
Really? They're still frosty they're so froze. I don't think it's safe to eat frozen meat

You should let them mealt for a while before cooking.

wtf clean that shit it literally moldy on the ends of the rollers.

This is too stupid to be b8. No one could think this up unless it was real. Peoples' minds don't work this way.

>>743382221
kek

>>743382037
Eat some vegetables you idiot

>>743382243
It just won't taste good, but the meat is already cooked. It isn't raw. All you are doing is heating them up.

>>743382037
Posting in epic bread

>>743382037
They are frozen you daft bastard. Who buys a fucking hot dog roller with mold on it, instead of essentials like others have said, pots and pans

>>743382243
Still fully cooked, would be safe, albeit hard to do

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>buys hot dog roller
>mfw

>>743382221
>hot cylinders

Kek

>>743382221
I can load the whole thing for the day.
Who's retarded now faggot

What the fuck is a "hotdog roller"..?

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>>743382037
you should have bought a griddler. You can get a nice sear on a hotdog with a griddler

>>743382571
Can you even call eating 10 hotdogs a day surviving?

>>743382597
Go back to sucking Muslim dick you Eurofag.

>>743382037
there's no reason for a hotdog cooker, all it does it keep it warm so that it can sit in a gas station until it's sold.

If you want a cooker, get a rice cooker.
I make a pound of ground beef or chicken, a cup or so of rice and then heat up some frozen vegetables(corn, bell pepers w.e)

Then I store them in the fridge and have burritos all week. Only takes a minute to build the burrito and then a couple to heat up.

>>743382390
You think I could roast carrots on it?

>>743382660
You're right, it's living the high life

>>743382313
I bought it from a gas station, guy said he hasn't used it in a long time

>>743382811
You can eat carrots raw

>>743382853

How much was it ?

>>743382864
Carrots are best consumed raw. Just like chicken

>>743382864
No, vegetables are disgusting raw. They have to be cooked

>>743382037
Do you not know how to use Google? Like fucking god. Damn.

>>743382037
This is a special kind of autism, thank you for existing anon

>>743382720
>there's no reason for a hotdog cooker, all it does it keep it warm so that it can sit in a gas station until it's sold.

That's what I want it to do, sit in my apartment and be ready to be eaten at anytime while I game or come home from work or wake up for breakfast

why the fuck would you buy a hot dog roller to cook hotdogs when your barely surviving as it is? no wonder ur parents kicked ur dumbass out

>>743382943
cool gonna try it

>>743382978
Well then op can try to cook a carrot on his hotdog thing, and it probably won't work very well

>>743382811
Try it.

>>743382037
OP: That was a retarded purchase.

They pre-heat the hot dogs, most likely by microwave, and then stick them on the rollers to keep them warm and ready for consumption all day.

You should microwave (1 min), boil (until they are submerged in boiling water for 1 minute for every dog being boiled), or grill the dogs, and then try to sell them out on your front yard.

>>743383123
You're jealous of my genius plan, I know you're searching "hotdog roller for sell" right now in your search bar

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>>743382037
how much did that thing cost?

>>743382037
So your first food adventure is going to be eating 8 hot dogs? Dude.... Just move back in with your parents.

why not just cook them in a pot of water?

Lmao just let them sit in room temperature for a few hours

>>743383363
He had to pay extra for the mold

>>743382597
Euro-fag detected.

>ITT nonviable dipshits

>>743382718
>People don't eat hotdogs in Europe.
You're woefully misinformed anon.

>>743383420
OP hasn't mastered the skill of boiling water

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>>743383453
probably told him it was "seasoned"

>>743383420
op will manage to burn the water

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>>743382037

>>743382811
No, asshole, you can't cook anything on it.

You could like cook some carrots like a sane person, and then put them on the "hot cylinders" like an insane person and then leave them out all day to sell.

>>743382918
I gave him 65 dollars

>>743382644
Dubs of truth. I only use a bbq or griddler for my wieners

>>743382218
A thawed hot dog, in my cheap ass microwave with a turn nob instead of buttons, will cook in about 15 seconds. Any more than that and it will burst open and start to crisp.

>>743383504
>ITT: you

>>743383698
you're an idiot

>>743382037
>>Buy hot dog roller
r u 4 real

Buy a cheap rice cooker. Follow the instructions.

$20 worth of rice can feed you for months. Add canned tuna and frozen vegetables (both cheap as shit) to the water as it cooks to get more than one food group.

If you need more flavor, add in a scoop of canned soup mix (cream of mushroom, broccoli, etc) to add some variation.

You can eat for a couple bucks a week, and cooking is literally one button.

>>743382571
this has got to be a troll

funny thread though

>>743382597
They have these in convenience stores but it's basically those metal cylinders rotating, which rotates a hot dog that is either heated by the metal rollers or by a heat lamp or some sort of thing

Basically you use it to cook garbage for slobs to eat.

>>743382037
how much money did your parents give you?

Hell I kinda want one. OP you might be the next trend starter.

>>743383147
HOTDOGS, THIS MAN LOVES HIS HOTDOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOGS

>>743383399
You can see why they kicked him out, right? lol

Go to /ck/ and absorb knowledge.

>>743383147
just get a microwave

>>743384128
Those fags are amateurs

But still could teach OP some basic things

From what I can find on Amazon, OP spent anywhere from 30-150 bucks

His looks professional, not like the $30 machines I was seeing at all. I'm guessing he spent about a hundred on it.

A hundred bucks can buy you a pot, a pan, and a lot of healthy groceries too............

>>743384053
its not like they even disowned him, there giving him money to support himself, "aka buy the hotdog roller"

i feel sorry for any roommate who has the displeasure of sharing a room with op.

I'm rooting for OP. It's time for scurvy to make a comeback.

>>743382943
No way, it's best when it's medium rare, like steak.

>>743384277
>>743383698
>65 dollars

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>>743384277
says he spent $65. 50 for the machine, 15 for the mold.

>>743382037
> Be 23
> Don´t know anything

Seems like the least of your problems is a hot dog roller. I would be ashamed to be your parent.

I honestly thought those were glazed donuts

>>743383289
No, they don't. They aren't frozen to start wit and take about an hour to heat up.

>>743383698
I can find brand new hot dog rollers for less than that on Walmart, plus they have a steamer feature so they can actually cook the dogs

>>743383298
How did you know that? Are...are
you a wizard?

>>743384277
I paid 65 cash

>>743384308
still waiting on that shit

> havnt touched a fruit or vegetable in over 6 years

starting to think its a myth.

>>743382037
Sweet mother of down syndrome

>>743384354
>>743384356
>>743384454
Oh whoops

op please tell us more about the life choices you make, you seem very interesting

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>>743382571
>i can load it for the whole day
>now whos retarded

Godspeed OP, you fucking retard with moldy hot cylinders

>>743384301
Lol you think I'm gonna live with another person

>>743384617
this one, where do you work ?

pics of your basement.

>>743384301
It's worth more than 65

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>>743382037
mfw

>>743384783
It's worth exactly what some sucker will pay for it.

Bleach is a great way to season your food! Pair with ammonia for a spicier flavor

>>743384713
uhhh, your 23, been kicked out and funded by your parents and your preparing your 3 square meals on a hotdog roller.....

something tells me your not going to have an option.

>>743384850
so apparently 65 dollars.

>>743383937
Sounds utterly grotesque. People eat this shit?

As homo-erotic as this sounds, make a pintrest. Tons of recipes, the easiest of which I've come to find are vegetarian meals.

Get some canned beans or watch some cooking shows on tv faggot

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>>743382037

>>Buy hot dog roller with money from parents because seems easy as fuck

You bought a dedicated machine to cook hot dog sausages because you didn't know what else to eat? Did you parents kick you out because you're retarded or something?

>>743383698
That could have been 2/3 of a month of buying your food from McDonalds...

Dude, just scrap the retarded hot dog roller thing, and go buy a pot and pan from good will for like $2 a piece.

Then start easy: Boil water (put water in the pot, and turn the gas on to medium high, when it starts to bubble a bunch, it's boiling), and stick pasta in there for about 10 minutes.

If you want to be adventurous, put some Ragu from your grocery store in your frying pan and heat up until it seems hot on top of your pasta. Protip: The ragu will take much less time.

Also, buy eggs. Crack them and spill the contents out into a bowl, mix the eggs up with like anything at all until it's one, homogenous goo. Then put some butter in your frying pan. Heat the butter up and swirl it around so it's like a cooking lube.

Then put the egg goo on the hot butter with heat on high, stirring it around so all the goo gets heat and doesn't get too much heat. Like 2 minutes later change it to low heat, and keep stirring it around.

Congrats: You have pasta and scrambled eggs.

>>743385054
>Did you parents kick you out because you're retarded or something?

Seems like the general consensus.

>>743383503
Amerifat detected

These aren't really common place household items in the rest of the world, only in greasy take away places.

Not Muslim or eurofag

>>743385054
It sounds like his parents failed in teaching him life skills and then blamed him for it and threw him out.
Op just had shitty parents and is now asking us for the education they should have given him.

>>743385054
If you think about it, it's actually pretty effecient

>>743385246
> take away
> not eurofag

Choose one

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>>743382037
This guy....

I'm living on my own for the first time...moved out finally at 31. Been here over a year, doing great even if it's a little apartment because I'm able to save up.

Decent income....I started with some old pots/pans/plates from parents. Bought shit every month or so to gear up my kitchen. I've got all the necessities; pots/pans/mixing bowls/oven trays/microwave/george foreman/even a deep fryer.

In the realm of 'other' kitchen shit in effect I have 2 colanders and 3 funnels. Yes 3 funnels. I also have a cheese slicer at this point.

And I would sooner buy a fourth fucking funnel before I'd buy that moronic hotdog heater. You fucking retarded?

>>743382978
>2012+5
>Not eating a plant based diet

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>>743385197
stop. you're just going to confuse him and he will end up burning his house down. or, at the very least, scalding himself and have to start a new thread asking what to do about the burns.

>>743385517
I eat a plant based diet. Animals eat plants, I eat animals.

>>743385517
>How do you know if a vegan has entered the thread?
>Don't worry about it, they will let you know as soon as they enter.
Also using current year as an argument for anything is asinine.

>>743385487
what do you need the funnels for?

>>743385699
> 2017 and using greentext for commentary instead of a quote

>>743385789
Still asinine.

>>743385843
Aha! You thought the goal posts were here, well guess again. They're over there now.

>>743382242
This

>>743385843
> still missed the point

>>743385937
Funny how you can use greentext for commentary, but I can't because I espoused an idea contrary to yours.

>>743382037
how did you manage to live 23 years without basic survival skills like BASIC cooking?

jesus fucking christ, did you not think to just take the hot dogs out, if they're frozen leave them to unfreeze for some time or put in water to speed it up a bit, then boil some water, put those cunts in there and leave until ready.

I bet you breathe through your mouth, am I right?

>>743386025
> facepalm
I'm not the vegan, idiot. I just think you're stupid, which you're repeatedly proving.

You could have went to a thrift store and gotten a George Forman for like 20 bucks. Fuck, you could have went to Wal-Mart and gotten a grill for 30. Instead, you went to a gas station and bought what basically amounts to a heating lamp for 65. If you're living on your own, you're gonna be homeless or dead within 3 months, I guarantee it.

>>743385769
Honestly one is for refilling my PC's liquid cooling system.

The other was a 2pack and is mostly used for draining my deep fryer.

>>743386519
A deep fryer is only a kitchen necessity if you live in the South

>>743382037
Why the fuck would you buy this bullshit?
Boil em or microwave em if your poor.

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>>743382037
Did someone say "Hot Log roller"

>>743386649
No, go away.

>>743386608
Sometimes I like to cut up potatoes and make some home fries with my steak.

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>>743382037
How to grill a piece of chicken breast.

>Take a chicken breast and cut it longways in half, ensure they are the same thickness.
>Use some paper towel to dry the chicken.
>Add generous amounts of salt on each side of the breast, leave it to sit for 15 minutes. (This will draw the moisture out of the chicken so that when cooked, it will have a crispy, flavourful skin)
>After that time, dry it again with paper towel (you can add more salt and pepper if you think most of it has come off the meat)
>Heat up a pan on the stove with some olive oil in it, make sure the oil is hot (usually when there is a light amount of smoke coming from the pan, VERY LIGHT AMOUNT)
> Cook on each side for about 3-4 minutes, depending on the thickness of the cut.
>Take it out of the pan and put it on a plate, cover in aluminium foil and let it rest for about 10 minutes. This will allow the meat to reabsorb some of the juices it has lost, it will also continue to cook the meat.

You can then apply this to stir frys, burgers, salads, whatever.

Godspeed.

>>743387004
Anon, you're telling OP to play with hot oil and salmonella. I don't think that will end well.

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you guys are retarded
no way he bought a commercial hot dog roller
OP better post some proof
this is now a recipes thread

>>743382037
put your dick in the toaster and turn it on
I can guarantee you one thing, you will never be hungry again

>>743387095
Salmonella has gotta be better than whatever is in those hotdogs.

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>>743382037

>>743383698
With 65 bucks you could've got an electric stove and a couple of pans. You're literally retarded, idk how you survived in this world until now

>>743387544
I know the gas station manager pretty well

>>743385699
How do you know if someone eats animal corpses? Don't worry, they'll tell you that joke.
Enjoy your cancer meat, fatty.

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>>743385651
>he will end up burning his house down
good

> a new thread asking what to do about the burns
even better

i don't see a problem

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>>743382037
Here some money to help you buy a microwave instead of your shitty hotdog roller, retard

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>hotdog roller
Couldve bought one of these if you didnt have a phallus fixation

>>743382037
fry it and make some eggs

>>743388770
But that won't make 20 hotdogs all day long. I've thought about this

>>743388964
Neither will the rollers, since they don't cook anything.

>>743388964
So youre a lard gargler AND you dont know how long it takes to cook hotdogs?

>>743382644
that watermark is a fucking cancer, get the fuck outta here you pathetic reddit faggot

>>743389074
It takes hours and hours to cook hot dogs, anon. You have to slow roast them, to bring out the flavor.

>>743387916
And he scammed the fuck out of your ass

>>743389196
It takes literal minutes

>>743389025
It cooks them, I've already eaten 4

>>743385197
ragu is fucking gross. anything but ragu

get some alfredo sauce and throw it on angel hair like master race me

>>743389212
Not really, industrial rollers are expensive I think

>>743389341
That's one way to build up your immune system

>>743386099
dude i just broke it off with a 28 year old woman that didn't know how to cook at all. She got super stressed boiling pasta. Our first fight was the first time I cooked, she asked what was taking so long and i was like??i'm chopping onions. asked if she wanted to help. she lost it and said cooking was for poor people.

WEnt to her house (she lives at home) her room is a fucking shithole (really nice house in gated neighborhood, very clean), her bathroom was so fucking nasty

what the fuck is wrong with people

This kind of shit is why your parents kicked you out retard

>>743384356
wtf are these?

>>743389551
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ainyK6fXku0

>>743389662
actually delicious believe it or not

>>743382037
why are they coated in vasiline?

>>743389551
unless they have a cleaning lady, its almost always like that. i hope dont become that when i get rich. that said, cooking is for poor people unless youre a chef by trade

>>743389885
Cooking is for people with basic life skills.

>>743389996
are you rich?

>>743382037
>mfw I'm Italian
>mfw no face
For the next days, anon, just buy a cooking pot and a pan, and (hoping you at least have some form of pot heater - electric, gas stove... If not, I don't know how the hotdog roller heats hotdogs but just find a hot enough place on that thing and stick your pot over that. Jesus, why did you buy that? Do you really think you can live on hotdogs?) to cook something good you can just boil some water in the pot, put some salt and some oasta in the boiling water, leave the pasta in the boiling water the amount of time the package tells you to leave it on while occasionally stirring (every 2 minutes?), then turn off the heat and pour what's in the pot in a colander. Add something to it (simply butter, or something you can buy - there are various flavours, you can litterally eat pasta for the rest of your life without getting tired of its taste) and eat. Pretty simple.

>>743389551
what can you do, some people are just too lazy to think for themselves and learn to live and either use other people to do shit for them or always find an excuse not to do it at all, just as long as they get their way. Some just expect shit to be done for them and the minute it doesn't get done they get upset, but 28? jesus thats such a shitty attitude to have at that age, wonder how these people survive until their old age...idiots just seem to glide through life like the rules don't apply to them

>>743390150
I could afford to eat out all the time.

>>743386649
fuck off turd swallower

>>743389419
But you don't need an industrial roller, you need something to cook your food with. You should go and ask your money back, say it doesn't work or some shit

>>743389341
Have you cooked a carrot on the rollers yet?

>>743382037
You did not

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>>743383506
He thinks Amerifags invented the fucking sausage, fuck my life

>>743389847
That's frozen water. Water like in your head, you fucking waterhead.

>>743387439
it will be fucking hilarious, if somebody said that fact on some shit cooking show and some audience shouted that

>>743382242

OP is a tard

For fuck sake anon cooking isn't that hard. You can self-teach yourself just about anything if you're not a dumbass.

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>>743382037
i applaude your decision and think you should attempt to make the most of it. in addition to the great variety of sausages of the world, almost anything wrapped in a tortilla can be cooked or heated on this thing

>>743390434
I don't have any carrots, just got hotdogs. Forgot buns too

Also, who the fuck buys a hotdog roller? Just get a microwave or fry on the stove. This isn't hard.

>>743389775
but wtf are these?

>>743391036
What's it like not having any nutrients besides protein?

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>>743391004
Yeah I was thinking about those breakfast tornadoes when I bought it

>>743383830
This is frugal as fuck, but the point is the same. Cooking is cheaper then buying precooked 90% of the time.

>>743382037
try /ck/

>>743391138
theyre called waxy num nums and they sell them at carnivals, hence the sticks

>>743390725
Oh frozen water? Like ice in non retard speak, got it

>>743391036
Side note, regular bread makes great buns

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>>743382037

For any anon leaving mom's basement:

1) Go to a library.

2) Find tons of pic related, for free.

3) Follow instructions.

>>743390703
it was the guinea pigs right?

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>>743391036
buy tortillas, they stay good longer, add salsa and nacho cheese on tuesdays, go kraut and mustard on wednesday, tomato sauce and muzz on thursday, clams and heavy cream on friday, saturday is mexican hot dog day again, sunday is for cocktails and monday you sleep it off. youre welcome

>>743382037
why dont you got to the pride rallies, if you like sausages so much? also op youre a retard

>>743382037
ok fagot i ll do a favor to you, get pressure cooker, put anything in it, fill it with water to the half, close the lid, cook for 30 mins. this works for almost anything, try not to reach above half or the steam cooking thing wont work properly. except dry seeds like beans or chick peas, you have to soak them in water for a few hours until they get some what soft before cooking.

>>743385197
Oh, didn't read this. That pasta and scrambled eggs makes me cringe.

>>743390204
Btw, the pan was for heating whatever sauce you bought, or making your own. If you take notes I'll teach you some basic ones:

Carbonara (why 'scrambled eggs made me cringe):
- fry some bacon dices in a pan (pan+oil, add bacon, heat until they're crispy. I'd suggest adding onion slices but do as you want),
- scramble eggs (as in post above, usually one or two eggs if you're eating alone, put it in a dish -add some parmesan if you like it- and do a circular movement with a fork going from the bottom of the dish and slightly over the surface of the egg, even though it will stick to the fork so it won't actually get out of the egg)
- when the pasta is cooked and water removed, put it back i the pot and add bacon and egg, mix for a bit, put in your dish, add pepper if you like it, eat

Whatever you want to do with tomato sauce:
-in a pot, not a pan, add the flavour (it can be bacon, spare pork ribs, minced meat, whatever) (with onion if you like it) and cook whatever it is with oil.
- before it's fully cooked add tomato sauce, put the gas on low and stir a couple of times in the first 10-20 minutes, then stir occasionally, it can go for a variable amount of time, from 5 minutes to a full day, depending on how much do you want it flavoured. If you made too much, good! Your pasta will taste better.
-add it to the cooked pasta (if you made so much you could theoretically cook pasta in it, throw the "theoretically" out of the window: when the pasta is almost ready -2 to 5 minutes to the end-, put it in the colander and add it to the sauce, continue cooking the sauce on low gas tasting the pasta from time to time until it becomes soft enough to eat

>>743391620
i have a pressure cooker, still dont know what to do with it. when you say put anyting in it, like a super quick crock pot? bunch of vegetables and meat and in 30 min its done

>>743391313
where do you live?

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Get me in the screencap

>>743391395
whats that cook book, where you could cook meth and poison and shit?

>>743390237
so.... you cant even cook an egg or make a peanutbutter samwich? damn that s like being illiterate or some sort of cripple m8, i feel sorry for you

>>743391620
>a few hours
Sometimes 12+, actually. That's more like "a day"

>>743391238
wtf WANT

i got one of those george formen grill things from a thrift fuck place new in box and been using it alot, can do so much. Hot dog roller thing is literally just to basically advertise there are hot dogs and to keep warm, only good for stores, not for making them.

>>743391620
what the fuck are those?

Thanks /b/ros for the tips. Marking this day as a success. Probably gonna get some more items for my new roller like vegetables and tortillas to branch out

>>743391792
yup pretty much just like that, you have to watch some ingredients though, for example potatoes take longer to cook, while if you put pasta in that thing you ll get bread dought in 30 mins. first trials ll be some what shitty but still edible, it ll take care of your food problem non the less, plus steam cooking is as healthy as it gets

>>743383646
underrated

TODAY ON AUGUST 27TH 2017, THE TIME AFTER MAYWEATHER BEAT MCGREGOR

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>>743382037
Mfw

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>>743391986
yeah, if you are trying to cook petrified wood or fosil seeds lamao. my experience, max 8 hours is enough for the toughest bean.

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Hey OP, it's not ideal, but if you ever need cheap food heres some easy ideas.

Leftover Stroganoff
2 cans cream of mushroom soup - ~$1.40
1 bag egg noodles - $1.50
Lefover protein (Steak, chicken, ground beef)

Boil noodles, drain and add sauce and protein.
3-5 meals right there.

Follow the Top Ramen Facebook page if you use Facebook, you can get really creative with ramen if you know how.

Ramen Spaghetti
1pkg ramen noodle soup - .39 cents
1 jar/can tomato sauce $1.00-1.50

Put ramen block in a bowl of water filled just above the top of the block. Microwave for 5 minutes (depending on your microwave, 5 minutes is usually what does it in mine) Drain water, DO NOT ADD SAUCE PACKET, those can be used as seasoning for meat and other things. Open tomato sauce and pour in a little. Leftover sauce can be refrigerated and used to make more spaghetti.

That's all I got right now, but I hope it helps. I get how tough it can be having little food, best of luck to you brother.

Also pots and pans are a good investment even if they can be a bit pricy sometimes.

Also meat and veggies are really good in a crock pot. Almost everything tastes good in a crock pot, invest in that.

>>743391246
What the fuck is a breakfast tornado

>>743382037
OP , learn how to dice vegetables and brown meat in a pan , diced chicken & beef can be added to many jar sauces from the store then added to rice or pasta , pretty easy and delicious.

Buy tupperware to hold this shit , a few in the fridge and a few in the freezer.

Cook once a week.

>>743391246
is that like sharknado but instead of sharks you inhale a bunch of convenience breakfast items you sack of shit

>>743390703
he probably thinks that Hotdogs and Hamburgers aren't German and that Pizza was invented in NewYork/Chicago.

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>>743392200
a pressure cooker? it is the marvel of modern day cookery! you can cook anything in it from eggs to live kittens (like a small scale brazen boar) while people with advanced skillsets can even distill ethanol or meth. other things i mentioned are just peasant food that ll turn your rectum into a jet engine running on methane.

>>743383726
then i dont know what to tell ya you piece of shit

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>>743382037
Get the mold off of there before eating anything off of it.

Do you have a deli case to keep the flies off? Without a deli case none of this makes sense.