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Its fortune time again with osaka as your host
The rules
>reminder that this is a fortune thread not a wafiu thread
>i have the right to refuse service to anyone
>one fortune per anon
>fortunes may range from decent to absolute shit
>discussion is accepted
>any bad fortunes that you get will happen to you
>last but not least remember that my fortunes come with risks that include, thoughts of suicide, limb loss, rape, retardation, death, and becoming a huge faggot
You have been warned
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>>743334347
Selfbump
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>>743334910
Im not going to make another one if it dies
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fine, christ, give me my fucking fortune.
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>>743335642
Good answer
>your fortune says you owe me three fity
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>>743335981
well that's a shitty fortune. i'm not paying.
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>>743336154
Are you granola anon by any chance, I'll give you government secrets if you do
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>>743336339
dunno what you're talking about
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giv 4chun plz
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>>743335559
>>743335981
yeah I think I see why the other ones died
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>>743336699
Just this random guy that told me about the frogs turning gay
>>743336766
>your fortune says you will be a little bitch for a day
>>743336829
This is the only one I made for today
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Will I get out of Silver
CS: GO too hard, aiming guns too hard
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>>743334347
Will I fall off a wind turbine and die?
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>>743334347
show me my fortune
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for osaka-chan ill ask, what's my fortune
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>>743336957
>a day
lmao try a lifetime
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>>743334347
this has to be a pretty old imago
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>>743337138
avoid ambulances
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>>743337049
I don't play cs.go
>your fortune says vidya will hurt your eyes
>>743337051
No
>your fortune says a maniac will hammer a nail into your forehead
>>743337138
Sure thing
>your fortune says you will successfully steal ramese slab
>>743337242
>your fortune says don't eat bread tommorow
>>743337498
Fgsdfs is a old meme
>your fortune says lose your knowledge on memes and get 50 bucks
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>>743338067
good one, ill avoid bread for you, my love
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>>743338067
Fuck that, can you at least tell me who it will be?
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requesting my fortune
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>>743338123
You better or I never forgive you
>>743338170
What do you mean by that?
>>743338290
I can't say no to the president
>your fortune says get three scoops of cookie dough ice cream
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>>743338464
Whomst'd've the fuck is the nigga that's finna put a nail through my skull
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>>743334347
Osakasan, tell me your thoughts, or Chiyochans dad will eat you.
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>>743338705
Why he's flash gordon my good sir
>>743339000
But anon he's my good friend
>your fortune says I shot your dog
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>>743339318
Fug, is will Twiki at least be there to whitness my final demise?
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>>743339796
I suppose I can arrange for his appearance but he may be late
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>>743340210
Well it's official, my death is going to be completely shit tier
I hope you're happy with yourself!
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>>743340382
I am, whatcha doing right now?
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>>743334347
I would like my fortune please.
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>>743340660
Gib fortune plz. I also fell asleep last night sorry.
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>>743340660
Watching some Peaky Blinders and shitposting up a storm.
Do you know if I'm going to decide to play MGR:R and beat the Senator tonight?
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>>743340746
>your fortune says get a bigger boat
>>743340762
Its alright
>your fortune says the martians will take you back to the 1950's
>>743340872
What's peaky blinders about?
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>>743341235
The Peaky Blinders
>old timey British gangsters
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Fortune plz
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>>743341235
I don't want to go
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>>743334347
can i get a fortune please?
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>>743334347
fourtune plox, doc.
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fortune?
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>>743341329
Would you reccomend it to me?
Also for metal gear question no
>>743341340
Take fortune
>your fortune says you feel like becoming a 80's movie star
>>743341483
I can talk to them if you want?
>>743341560
>your fortune says you are fired to tell me your secrets
>>743341682
>your fortune says its rabbit season
>>743341688
>your fortune says you have donated your brain to a sexbot in the far future
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>>743342053
Plz do. Time traveling is on the no no list for me
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>>743342053
Yeah, it's pretty dope
It's on netflix
I had a feeling it'd be nah
Will I get dubs?
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I'd like a fortune, please
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>>743342266
I already told them they can the next anon that's post fortune, why you don't like time travel?
>>743342345
Its one fortune per anon remember
>>743342424
Great timing
>your fortune says ayy's will take you to the 1950's to have sex with your grandmother
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>>743342053
Accurate. Thank you Osaka
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>>743342736
It was a rhetorical question m8
I already know about these dubs
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May i have a reading?
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>>743342736
It's all the worries of getting trapped and the butterfly effect
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>>743342748
You can hang around if you want got anything interesting to talk about?
>>743342936
I suck at predicting dubs
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>>743342053
>your fortune says you are fired to tell me your secrets
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>>743343124
I see you attending a orgy cult in the near future
>>743343126
Now that you said that I don't want to go anymore because I want azumanga to happen
>>743343209
Fired was supposed to be forced
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>>743343588
Also what Happens if only half of you goes back in time? Or you go back inside of a wall
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>>743343787
The stuck on the wall part can be prevented with a time map, and the half part is usually a problem with the particles variants.
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>>743344073
Still wouldn't want to do it
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Gib
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>>743344073
Opening daftpunkosaka.ytmnd.com in new tab for odds on best fortune.
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>>743344744
You rather be using the force then
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What does the future have in store for me?
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>>743344941
Okay wafiu refuge
>your fortune says get rich off my advice
>>743344967
>your fortune says you wiil live forever in until the sun blows up
>>743345241
Nyorn
>your fortune says get free smoked chess only if you reply sata andagi
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>>743344967
Legs?
>>743344990
Lets go with telekenissis
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>>743345401
>Worst possible outcome
>>743345404
It is I. Hows it going?
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>>743345404
I would the power to turn invisible whenever I want
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>>743345555
On a lighter note you earned my respect for what you did, seen any good movies lately?
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>>743345555
Ehh. You?
>>743345582
I feel that would be abused
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get me a reading, what's the best way i can go and dick someone
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>>743345401
サーターアンダーギー
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>>743345726
Nah, was thinking about rewatching Snatch because that came up in conversation earlier today.
>>743345769
Same shit different day. Quite mundane.
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fgsfds fortune please
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Lord Osaka, grant me my fortune
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>>743345992
Yeah. Work sucks.
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sup fortuneteller
spin me your web of fates
grace me with your avatar'd posts
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>>743334347
What is the cost of your services, as I would love to know what my fortune is to be?
I have work in 9 hours, and I'm debating if I sleep or just use stimulants to get through work. I've only been awake for 10 hours as it is anyway.. Maybe just a ~2hr power nap shortly before work?
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>>743345769
You do that with you power too
>>743345801
Drug people drinks
>your fortune says rape or be raped
>>743345899
Don't eat it all at once
>>743345992
Is it a crime movie?
>>743346083
>your fortune says Fgsdfs jvhegzoxnsbxhixjzhshxixkxnxn
>>743346113
>your fortune says post gabriel dropouts or it the guillotine for you
>>743346292
>your fortune says post music and get a better fortune in return
>>743346466
I do it for free
>your fortune says go with the power nap
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>>743346275
>>743345801
slut give me my reading
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>>743334347
Okay
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>>743334347
give read pls
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>>743346802
Kyon-kun would get mad. Better to intersperse smoked cheese with donuts.
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>>743346275
That is the truth.
>>743346802
Comedy
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>>743346802
I'm lucky I'm a weeb
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>>743346802
Power nap it is. Seems like the best idea anyway. I've got my hands on some Phentermine and, while not being the ideal stim for just staying awake, more than doe the job. Mix with caffeine and you forget you didn't sleep pretty fucking fast.
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>>743346802
No never
>>743346811
Im not a fortune teller you fagatron
>>743346987
Lewd
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>>743347191
then give me a fortune you cock goblin
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>>743346802
the fortune must come true
enjoy a classic ft. some sick gated reverb
http://youtu.be/BnGGkluWtrE
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what's my fortune nibba
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>>743347344
Did you not read what I typed
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>>743347426
not even reading this thread but i saw a youtube of this song
and it's one with a super industrial sounding intro
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>>743346811
See this>>743346802
>>743346844
>your fortune says have a midnight snack
>>743346918
>your fortune says get your leg blown off by a mine
>>743346926
That is good idea
>>743346987
What's your favorite comdey?
>>743347030
Post more please
>>743347191
Ask me more questions tomo i don't want to talk about superpowers anymore
>>743347426
Thanks
>>743347469
>your fortune says be as white as you can be
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>>743347191
Only a little.
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>>743347556
ask for a fortune while youre here at least bro
while we all enjoy the sounds of "bizarre love triangle" by new order
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>>743347637
>Thanks
that's not a fortune mister
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>>743347637
nice, may i drug yo uand rape you?
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Will I find happiness?
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>>743347637
View Askew movies. Kevin Smiths greatest work.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dWdVwt2deY4
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>>743347637
Uh I dont know..... What sort of things do you do for fun beside watch movies
>>743347638
Way lewd. Havent done something that sexually charged in years
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>>743334347
Can I has fortune?
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Is this mimi funny? Am I a jojo fag as well?
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>>743347738
Sorry anon my mind is occupied right now
>your fortune says you will have the greatest oragism in five minutes
>>>743347840
No because I don't love you
>>743347850
>your fortune says go call someone a faggot and tell me how you feel after the deed is done
>>743347981
I would go with the first half of full metal jacket
>>743348104
Think
>>743348147
Fo show my nigra
>your fortune says become the next racist icon of the 21th century
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Fortune please
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>>743334347
Will the fucking endless Mayweather/McGregor threads on /b/ fucking die by this time tomorrow?
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>>743348588
What does it take you to love me?
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>>743348104
Me either now that I think about it.
>>743348588
That was a good one, but it was like two separate movies.
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Hello its me asking politely for a fortune.
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I LOEV U OSAKA WHATS MY FORTUNE
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>>743348588
About what?
>>743348732
Is that bad?
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>>743349366
Not really. But Im going to bed have a good night.
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>>743348583
No, and I don't want to see jojo bizarre adventure
>your fortune says little Nicky is gonna fuck you up big time
>>743348662
>your fortune says go invent the suicide booth
>>743348728
Some vodka and whisky
>>743348732
It was a war movie after all
>>743348858
>your fortune says do me a favor and try not to make me run out of thoughts so thread can be alive
>>743349191
>your fortune says now is not the time for lewd
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>>743349366
Hi Tomoko
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>>743349596
Dream of me
>>743349751
Hi anon
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Fortune seems interesting to me. Hit me up
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>>743343187
I never have anything interesting to talk about.
Do you like mint chocolate?
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>>743350079
I mean who doesn't?
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>>743349366
Just what might happen and movies
>>743349596
Night
>>743349967
>your fortune says I will fulfill your non sexual requests in exchange for knowledge
>>743350079
Its in my top three list
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>>743350214
I've found that some people love it and some people treat it like its poison
>>743350215
Good I'm among friends. I got those Hershey's mint chocolate cookie bars.
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>>743350215
Happen with what?
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>>743350315
After eights are the best mint chocolate you can get without a doubt. Quite expensive tho
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>>743350315
Did you like them?
>>743350410
With me in general
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>>743349858
How are you
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What are your top anime characters you would like to have sex with?
1. Tomo
2. Tomo
3. Tomo
4 Yukari (especially since she speaks english)
5. Osaka
weird, they're all from azumanga. huh
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>>743349191
i want to fug osaka. hard.
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>>743350513
Is it good stuff?
>>743350522
Could be better
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>>743350720
i think that osaka would actually be a good lay. it's implied in that one summer vacation episode she knows what's up with sex, for sure.
she would be weird, but in a totally good way.
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>>743350812
What's the matter
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>>743334347
fortune me bitch
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>>743349191
>>743350720
Why is it so hard to find good porn of her?
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>>743350558
1.Osaka
2.tomoko from watamote
3.shinbo from bakamonogatari
4.kyouko from maddoka magic
5.nano from nichijo
>>743350812
Not at all it usually involves my mentality and dying
>>743351109
>your fortune says get slap around with wads of cash
>>743351140
Because most of it is shit
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>>743351066
The normal things really
>>743351302
Huh. That sounds rather sad
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Need fortune plox.
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>>743351746
Don't want to take about it?
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>>743349191
I'd suck that pussy so hard she'd die of dehydration
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>>743350558
1. Sig Curtis
2. Revy
3. Nicolas D. Wormwood
4. Ainz Ooal Gown
5. Olivier Armstrong
/shrug
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>>743351962
Wolfwood*
Fuck autocorrect
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>>743351852
Nah. Should suck it up
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>>743351962
Wormwood? Never heard of him
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>>743351746
That's why I watch anime and movies so I don't go insane
>>743351839
Have a weird one
>your fortune says have sex for the benefit of educational videos
>>743351931
Im still here yuno
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>>743352339
Ever go places?
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>>743352339
post pussy
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>>743334347
Will it get better?
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>>743352421
Yeah but it because I have to, not for fun
>>743352475
I don't feel like it maybe later
>>743352533
Will what get better?
>your fortune says its better not to get in others problems
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>>743352915
Ah I see. Feels that way for most places I go too
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>>743352915
I meantto say will life get better,just feeling down and I can't stand it. No pun intended
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>>743351962
well fought, knave
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>>743353053
I feel the same. Things I think will make me happy make it worse. I want to feel good again.
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And you know what, my favorite one to have sex with would actually be Kotetsu, from the sadly obscure anime Adventures of Kotetsu. Lolicon as fuuuuck, maybe that's why they only made 2 eps.
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>>743353023
What was the last place you went to that you considered fun?
>>743353053
It could always be worse in my opinion
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>>743353334
Your bedroom.
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>>743353334
You're right it could be way worse, didn't think of that, thanks for giving my mind some peace
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>>743353378
Do you want to sleep with me again we could do whatever you want this time?>>743353510
Your welcome
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>>743353540
Just sleep will be fine. I'm too worn out for any actual actions
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>>743353610
That alright with me now come and lay down
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osaka absolutely wants some sex (as a 14 year old), but she just doesn't know how to get some. you know, the awkwardness of that age. it sucks that we're not more agressive for sex at that age. we all wanted it, we just didn't know how to ask.
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>>743334347
im ready OP, let's hear it
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>>743353722
actually i still don't know how to ask, who am I to say how sex works lol
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>>743353714
Happily.in fact already am
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>>743353722
Osaka isn't awkward she's just stupid most of the time also she likes to hang around with chiyo chan and tomo
>your fortune says know what your saying so others don't criticize
>>743353735
>your fortune says eat that mushroom in your backyard
>>743353949
You want a massage?
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tell me my fortune, oh great one
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>>743354201
A nice long one please
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>>743354443
>your fortune says you will hate the next thing you seen outside your house
>>743354563
Okay, also are we gay now?
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>>743355090
Hi clone me
>your fortune says prepare to be chopped up into little pieces
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>>743355719
Looks like everyone is asleep except for you, got anything to say before I sleep as well?
>your fortune says I will come for you in the night and sell you to pimps
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gimme a good fortune for once
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>>743356178
Lucky you what are you doing at this hour?
>your fortune says chose your desires money, love, fame, or a comfy place to stay
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>>743356361
watching lupin the 3rd, you?
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This thread seems quite retarded.
I'm okay with this thread.
May I have a fortune?
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>>743356591
Which part, listening to some music right now.
>>743356674
Sure I guess
>your fortune says dont take sleep pills
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hallo am her for 4tune
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>>743356847
no idea, just watching it on toonami
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>>743357018
Welcome darling
>your fortune says don't drink my Dr.pepper or else the hand comes off
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>>743357025
Its probably part 4 your watching right now, is the soundtrack good?
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>>743357338
meh its alright i guess
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>>743334347
Hit me with one, my man
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>>743334347
Whats my fortune?
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>>743334347
hello oldfag, may i have a fortune pls
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>>743357699
Hmm I see just asking because most of the songs from part 2 were great in my opinion
>>743357709
>your fortune says cover your ears so the spiders won't lay eggs in them
>>743357794
>your fortune says squish a ant for my amusement
>>743358189
Sorry to ruin your hopes but I'm not a oldfag
>your fortune says osaka says good night and sweet dreams
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Good night anons im done for now see you later
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>>743358694
sleep tight, pupper
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>>743345555
Nice quads
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>>743337049
Fuck homie, I know how that feels. Old ESEA B+ player here, I haven't played in over a year. I might still got my skill, need someone to carry you?
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the slut blessing so that in my next year at school i get slut luck
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fortune pls
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fortune please
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>>743334347
Osaka.
Will you ever grow those fine little titlets into something more akin to Miss Kagura?
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I'd like a fortune, please and thank you.
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What is my fortune?
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