can i get some advice, /b/? i'm 26 and a virgin. and fat

>>743328716

I like chubbier girls, but the pic you posted does not show a flattering pose.

Post another of yourself just standing naturally. Bear in mind that most guys don't actually mind a little chub, even if they tell their friends otherwise.

BTW, good for you for trying to get to a healthier weight before having a kid. We need to see more responsibility like this in the world.

nothing?

>>743329137

eh i'm beyond a little chub.

i mean i have online dating profiles with a full body picture and i get messages (which is not an accomplishment i know, it's easy as a female) but i'm still afraid that when i mean the person irl they'll change their mind

>>743328716
literaly my favorit body type
plz post moar <3

>>743329282
Gyms your best bet

Dont be lazy, it'll only make you more pathetic

>>743329282

As I said: post another nude of yourself standing in a natural pose. That is what they'll see when the clothes come off, right?

>>743328716
>pic related, it's me
you know the rules... timestamp and sharpie

>>743329447

i already said i'm joining a gym.

>>743329567
keep hitting it but show us a timestamp and a finger in your puss

>>743328716
Can you share your face? You have a really nice boddy and so sexy in my opinion, Idk why being chubby means unhealthy children but anyways, good luck anon

>>743329554

i'll do a timestamp in a minute

>>743328716
show your vagina, as long as its not mutilated with self abuse, any guy would more than likely wanna pump it.

>>743328716
Honestly, it is pretty easy to fix all this stuff. Don't push yourself to start having sex unless that is what you want. Virgin or not, a guy will break you in and show you how to go about stuff. It is a guy. If you want to fuck, and they want to fuck, it will happen. Being a virgin or not honestly will not change a ton. First time will hurt a bit, and you might need prep, but it will not be too bad.

As for getting the weight off, remember, it more a diet change than just raw exercise. Get into veggies and fruits you actually enjoy where you can, eat smaller portions, and set an alarm to remind yourself to drink a glass of water several times a day.

Do this with decent exercise now and then through out the week, and only cheat now and then, and you will be shedding a lot in 6 months from now. You'll start to see results within a month or two, and they will continue to progress as you progress. Just whipping 10 pounds off slowly can really improve your look.

The picture pose is not flattering, but I imagine you look quite alright in general. Don't hold the tits up, rock the small breasts. Some like smaller breasts, others larger, and I am a guy who prefers the medium-ish set to smaller sizes, as they are perkier and bounce better.

Be confident in your body as well, this will help a lot.

>>743328716

The quality of dudes you can bang right now is shit compared to the quality you can get if you hit the gym and get in better shape. You could fuck someone tonight if you wanted to but it'll be with a nigger or a 2/10 white dude.

I would wait and get in shape and actually try to date a quality guy. Since you're a virgin at 26 you'll have a lot of high quality options as long as you aren't a fug in the face.

>>743328716
hit the treadmill now, worry about dick later

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>>743329747

ehh one i have saved, i'll do a timestamp now

Realistically thinking, right now you should focus more on losing weight. Losing weight is not that hard. You just need patience and dedication. It's easy because you just need to be in a caloric deficit. That means you have to take in less calories in a day than what you burn. You should be losing around 1 pound a week.

>>743329747
Not me, man. No fat chicks.

>>743329901
honestly, it looks pretty good, clean and puffy, any guy who gives you a second look would honestly take you up if you were to offer. a lot of guys are really into the idea of taking a chicks virginity.

>>743329950
well you're just shallow then, so your opinion doesn't matter much now does it?

lose weight and then id be happy to take your virginity

>>743329901
Where you from? Ill take one for the team just make sure your pink don't stink.

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follow the rules landwhale

>>743329901

That pussy looks tight as fuck.

Would pump the hell outta that.

>>743329941

yeah but i feel like i can focus on losing weight and still want sex.

>>743329885
i'm not racist, i dont need my boyfriend to be white

>>743329790
yeah my goal is to always pack my lunch and bring it to work because i work in a shitty neighborhood with nothing but fast food. i don't eat mcdonalds but last yr i was eating a lot of bodega sandwiches :(

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>>743330094

>>743329901
>>743330094
me again, as a side note, your ass and thighs look pretty good too, no discoloration and theyre not riddled with pimples, friction burns, or cellulite, so be confidant, you have nice really skin for being overweight.

>>743330190

Well since you're a mudshark none of this advice applies to you. Your only option is to kill yourself.

>>743328716
oh shut the fuck up
men will line up to fuck any woman

also post a timestamp you fat fuck

>>743330190
>coal burner
No self respecting white man would want you anyway.

>>743330190
buy an egg vib
put it in
and go to the gym you slut

>>743330226
been here since 04, roodypoo.

>>743328716
You look fuckable but not great. A few months of hard work and you'll be fine

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Priorities . . . is it sex or getting in shape?

This is me rn and if I was in your situation, I would want to look good over sex. Even though I still want sex.

>>743330190
Where you at OP? I'd pump fosho, hard drug and disease free. <3

>>743328716
Yes fucking lose some weight.
Would you like to fuck some obese pig? Probably not, so why even try when you look like a fucking swine. Get your shit together...

>>743329567
Yeah, a save yourself the trouble with the gym. At your weight, it will all be about eating less. Adding in exercise might help you or might not help at all, but keeping down the portion sizes and monitoring calories is the key. Some people will say otherwise, but they're wrong and stupid.

Eat smaller meals, cut out junk food snacks and only eat a max of 2 meals a day.

>>743328716
Fat with _____ is worst combo. Skip a few meals, fatty.

You probably have an ugly face or you never brush your teeth, men don't care about your body unless you're morbidly obese.

Also a fucked up hair cut will ruin everything.

>>743330452
jesus fuck, you're a beta cuck, kys

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>>743329686
Where the fuck is the timestamp fatass

>>743330452
Is that you elliot rodger?

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You haven't looked in the right places or may have high ideals... You have to lower then and do a not so good looking guy. Plenty of us love fat chicks... Honestly... Unless your face is fucked up I don't see why you can't get laid

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Hey, sure .
OP will TIMESTAMP any minute.
They said they would, so it's obviously going to happen.


This is why the ONLY response you give an attention seeking whore is TITS or GTFO.

Any other response and you are the cancer that has killed b, and you're bad and you should feel bad

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Timestamp
Fuck
You

>>743328716
I'd fuck you right now. I prefer bigger girls anyway. I'll give you a baby.

if the face is a 7/10 it should of gotten laid by now

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>>743328716 It depends on the face, OP. Face is the most important. Well, also personality.

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>>743328716
You are not unfuckable, are you looking on here, or what?

>>743328716
I'll put my baby mayo in ya. I like fat girls.

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Timestamp
Fuck
You

If you arent confident with your shape now, you made a good decision to register yourself to a gym sess. Do what makes you happy and to tell ya, excercising makes you feel better bout yourself, so i suggest you to keep doing so and be dedicated to it.

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>>743330718
here's a shitty timestamp for now

>>743330454
bronx.

>>743330542
>>743330699
i've never tried to get laid. when i do go out i've had men hit on me but i'm very shy. all my guy friends are gay, i went to a women's college, i work in a female dominated field, etc

i just don't know that many men tbh and i'm extremely shy and self conscious. so hopefully getting into better shape will help me get over that

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There's
A
Timestamp
You
Desperate
Lonely
Faggots

>>743330718
Who's this slut?

>>743328716

I like the fat with small tits combo, wear a g string and send us more pictures

>>743330788

my face is average, i can get by with cute but probably not beautiful. but as i said here >>743331062 i have never really tried to get laid, i'm too self conscious to put myself out there.

i had terrible social anxiety for many years which is now getting better. it sucks because i feel like in contributed to my weight gain

>>743328716
TBH I'd fuck you, just keep looking and you'll find someone like me (hopefully me)

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>>743331062
not bad

>>743331062
>>>743330718
>here's a shitty timestamp for now
>>>743330454
>bronx.
>>>743330542
>>>743330699 (You)
>i've never tried to get laid. when i do go out i've had men hit on me but i'm very shy. all my guy friends are gay, i went to a women's college, i work in a female dominated field, etc
>i just don't know that many men tbh and i'm extremely shy and self conscious. so hopefully getting into better shape will help me get over that
>>743331062
Work on your confidence and you can get laid easy. I'm telling you unless your face is fucked up, you could be getting fucked by a different guy weekly. Hell by the pictures I would fuck you in a minute. Last girl I fucked has the same body as yours. Smallish tits, fat. Can't beat a chubby pussy

>>743331062
Just stop being a bitch if that's the case, you could literally hit on a dude in public and get laid.

Or just go to a bar and have a couple drinks and I promise someone will come up to you.

>>743331062
Very hot, what state are you in?

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>>743331062
>TIMESTAMP + Tits
You may now state your business

>question
No, you're a fucking disgusting fat pile of shit only worthy of an equally disgusting pile of shit , so you can shit out equally disgusting kids.

Your genes would be better off removed from the human species.

Also, you're kind of fat

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>>743331062
This is just sad, and I'm definitely not picky

>>743331366

new york.

>>743331395
kik?

>>743331062
you look very much like the fat chick i used to fuck. Definitely fuckable, was fun while it lasted too.

>>743331375

i plan on improving myself so that i can have healthy kids, but ok

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>>743331126
>not knowing the source of every single image posted on /b
Lurk Moar faggot

>>743331062
>>743331062

Have you kissed anyone yet

how often do you masturbate

show us more pictures to build your confidence, I wanna see your asshole

>>743331062
I'd fuck you. I'd so fuck you. I'd even buy you dinner and call you the next day. Let's fuck girl.

>>743328716
You are fat but not horribly so, you will have no problems getting laid.

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>>743331534

lol doesnt build my confidence since but here.

>>743331302
Are you mentally disabled? Only a mentally deficient 18 year old would enjoy having sex with her. From an evolutionary standpoint, that's how it works, don't even try to argue that.

>>743328716
find an ugly black guy if you just want to get fucked. they don't have any shame and like your type. if you're looking for something long term, stop eating as much and sweat every day.

>>743329282

You have to understand.

1. Timestamp.
2. Guys will literally fuck anything that moves.

>>743331619
8/10 ass.

>>743331633

yeah i mean when i went to jamaica i got hit on a decent amount, but the men were very attractive.

i was just too paranoid that they weren't being genuine so i didnt go for it

Just lower your carb intake and relax. Work hard and enjoy being in your own skin. Easier said than done... But its true. You have to change mentally before persueing any form of exercise. Sex is the least of your worries if you don't change yourself now.

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>>743331619
Stick something in it you slut.
Finger, hairbrush, remote control.

Guys like girls who are sexually forward.
Show us what a slut you are

>>743328716
>>743328716
you can get laid at the drop of a hat. just stay away from black guys.

>>743331619
I've fucked bigger, after my last breakup I just needed to fuck someone for a while. met online, fucked her for a few months, she was 40 and couldn't have kids ( but wanted them ) so I'd bust my nut in her everytime and tell her I was giving her a baby. She'd cum buckets.

if you really want to be a dork about it - go on tinder find some other sex noob and be awkward together.

I'm in 602 - not sure what area code you are in, but I can give you a 100% awesome first, second, third and fourth fuck.

>>743331629
you sound like a dipshit

like, the sort that shouldn't even argue that analysis, you should just accept it as a fact that you're a fucking dumbass

>>743331619
fuck these other anons OP; would fuck you now if i could

>>743331619

would put my tongue in there/10

>>743331883
Because you are also a fat virgin.

>>743331619
I would lick your asshole clean and any real man would too. Stop being a bitch and go get some tongue.

>>743331734
if you're worried about genuenity, you're looking for something serious. in that case, just lose weight because you'll never be happy with just a fuck.

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Listen, real talk.

1. Stop masturbating, period. Seriously, just stop. Every time you do it puts your body in "I want sex" mode and it fucks your metabo.

2. Take cold showers. Yes, this /actually/ helps a lot.

3. Walk. Walk a fucking LOT. Walk for 2+ hours a day if you can. If you can't, make it a point for at least 30 minutes. No break days, ever.

4. Stop eating carbs. Bread especially will fuck you up.

5. Stop drinking anything but water. Seriously. Sodas/tea/Koolaid, even flavored water etc will fuck your metabo.

Also, stop posting on 4chan about yourself. You're a human, who gives a shit what you look like if you're happy, and if you're not happy, try some of the shit listed.

Good luck <3

>>743331939
yeah i realize this is probably true of most people responding itt

>>743331816
>go on tinder find some other sex noob and be awkward together

i feel like i'd rather be with someone who knows what theyre doing but i dont really have a preference

>>743329901

Can you do a picture like this, but without spreading, just lift your legs up a bit so I can see cunt and asshole at same time

I will fuck you.

>>743331619
very hot, would fuck hard

>>743331619

You seem to have a reasonable head on your shoulders. I'd love to help you out with all your problems. Here's some reading that changed my life from a weight situation way worse than yours(380lb to 193lb):

Penn Jillette - Presto!
Ray Cronise - Our Broken Plate
Tim Ferriss - The 4 Hour Body

The advice you'll glean is pick and choose, but even a mdoerate alteration to your diet combined with at the very least not being sedentary - will change everything, very very quickly.

I wish you the best of luck OP.

It's a shame I don't know you in real life. I'd love to introduce you to just how wonderful sex and love can be.

>>743328716

Go FTM route and join wizardchan.

>>743328716
Best advice I can give is this - no matter WHAT your body type, there are guys out there for whom that is the perfect body type.

They won't necessarily be the sort of body you find attractive though. Brad Pitt doesn't do fatties, you know?

But if all you want is someone who will not care that you're overweight and will fuck you, then yes, there's guys out there for you. Being overweight is not an impediment for a girl. Only her own standards are.

>>743331619

more ass hole, so freaking hot

>>743332051
>stop masturbating
Masturbating increases your sex drive, fucking idiot - you have to keep the motor turning over or your pipes'll freeze up.

Your body is fine if you just want to get laid.If they don't have to show you off to their friends most dudes like girls your size. There's just a social stigma.

You can make a craigslist post or an okc account or whatever and probably have your choice of 50 guys. That's the way the internet works.

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>>743331811
>>your not wrong

guys like experienced girls, plenty of guys would fuck you. get some experience so that you can preform when you find someone you wanna stay with

>>743332141
Me again

>>743332051
This post's advice will save you the time and money of all those books.

>>743330110
lmfao

>>743332273
You are retarded and have no idea what you're talking about. You're probably overweight as fuck and masturbate a fucking ton.

>>743331619
spread it wider, looks delicious, also show soles

>>743328716

Just so you know, I used your picture to troll another site.

If you got in better shape you could raise your standards and fuck someone you find more attractive

>>743331062
Working out and getting into shape will absolutely nothing to help you get over it. It's a mindset and you have to change internally. That's why there are so many hot, thin girls that still feel self-conscious.

>>743331619

want my nose in there with my tongue inside your pussy

would get you pregnant OP, would cum inside you over and over

>>743328716
op go on an atkins style diet and cut out all carbs and sugar. all your problems will be resolved.

If you want to get laid so bad.... just put down the shyness... put down the insecurities and fuck. Once your in it you won't stop yourself nor will he. Sex is sex. Stop showing off your body and show it off to some guy who would actually do something rather than these dudes showing off their fake ass dicks.

>>743332141

thanks

>>743332172
all i want is mutual attraction, i'm attracted to a wide variety of guys

>>743332553
yeah that's the hard part. i've hated myself since i was like 8 and not fat in the slightest so

>>743332566
thx but i need to lose weight before having a kid

>>743332805
Where are you?

>>743331939
lol not even close.
dont need your approval anon nor do I care what you think.
Just like small tits and chubb<3
if your not into that how is that a bad thing others are?;less competition; I get the girls you dont want and stay away from the skeletons you fancy for some reason

>>743332972

the bronx.

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Hey OP

I used to be fat.
You don't need a gym. Waste of cash.
It's no secret how to lose weight. Healthy Diet and exercise.
Have at least 3 sessions of high cardio work outs per week - you really need to sweat during these, an a push yourself hard - no one said getting fit would be easy. Takes hard work and discipline.
And no point doing the exercises if you're not eating right.
Cut out sugar and processed foods.
Eat brown rice and lean meat (chicken, fish etc), with some good veg (broccoli, asparagus etc)... portion size per meal should be about the size of your fist + 1/2, this will be the average size of your stomach, any more and you're over eating.

And stick to it.
Hard work and discipline.
If you're serious, and stick to it, it'll work. It's simple maths, expend more energy than you consume and you will lose weight.

>>743332805
But what kinda guys? Are you actually like not willing to lower your standards? Because if not then you gonna have to get skinny first.

>>743332998
fuck, too far for me to get laid.
Come to AZ and I'll put that ass to work.

>>743332051
Underrated post.
Lots of good points here. Especially the cutting out sugary drinks. I was edging on obese going into high school then got my shit together mid way through. Stopped drinking soft drinks and that alone helped my lose quite a bit of weight.

Do your research op and find a good diet plan, it's often the most important part for losing weight, and the hardest to stick to. Focus on cardio workouts, like this anon said even just a 30 minute walk a day can help. I walk my dogs after work every day and it helps me unwind but still keep active. I'm training for a career in policing so I'm in the middle of losing weight so from me to you keep at it and I wish you luck.

Side note I think you look pretty good, and as long as you're not a selfish asshole I would give you a go.

OP is really cute/sexy, and has a great bootyhole to boot!

>>743332386
>no idea

Peer reviewed medical journal post showing that masturbation is bad for you.

I'll wait

you don't need to lose an ounce.
get touchy. touch every guy you want to fuck.
no guy can resist a girl once she's making consistent physical contact. its on.
then start insisting you leave the party or whatever. insist going some place where you two can be alone. the sex will happen. it always does.

>>743328716
Not sure if this is a bullshit post or not, but I have some relevant advice.

My wife is a fat chick. She wasn't always that way but turned in to a whale after 5 years of marriage and being happy in a great job.

We got pregnant in our 3rd year of marriage. My wife was already obese when she got pregnant and we had a very healthy pregnancy. Being obese and being pregrant has very little to do with a healthy pregnancy. Just dont use drugs or tobacco, the rest is up to to chance.

Ive worked with people who were the most flavorless white people on the planet who ate organic and voted Hillary and they still ended up with a tard two strokes short of being a viable Clinton rape victim.

You are a big girl, you should actively work towards weight loss for your own benefit, that doesn't mean you are unfit for being a viable mother, and you are not un-fuckable. But do you have any other qualifications other than being potentially fertile and having a pussy? Because that is a factor.

Get laid in terms of having fun and exploring yourself. Just use whatever protection you feel comfortable with. But for love of god, don't bring a baby in to this world just because you biologically feel obligated to do so.

Babies need constant love and attention, not a passive parent with a father that just wanted to get his dick wet.

>>743333235
You sound like you're speaking from experience, and are a girl.

>>743332051
>no carbs
>one of the essential food groups

You're a fucking retard

If you exercise, you can eat what you like, so long as you calorie count .

This is "magic secret" weight loss tips that do not work.
The only elements from that that would contribute to weight loss is eating less and exercising.
Derp

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>>743333307
>But for love of god, don't bring a baby in to this world just because you biologically feel obligated to do so.

that's not the plan, don't worry. i used to work with kids and i love babies and i wouldnt have one until the time is right

>>743333513
At least you aren't an idiot.

>>743328716
You're a girl. Men will fuck you. Hell, I'd fuck you, but anonymous sex from 4chan sounds like a bad thing. Whatever the case, at the very least, going to the gym will hopefully help you gain some confidence, and you can just go fuck guys. If you want to.

>>743333641

:/ that's one thing i have good for me, book smarts

>>743333766

I like you OP :)

>>743333766
How's your personality tho? What do you think are your biggest strengths and weaknesses?

Because finding a good man takes more than good looks

>>743333766
You keep saying that... And is great you wanna get fit. Please do, but as you stand, you can have a perfectly full sex life.

>>743333888
Quads and trips, OP. You must reply.

I'd like to see more up close pussy pics and some of your face and boobs , but from what I've seen it's given me a hard on that pussy looks fucking fine as fuck

>>743333053
scraps pls go

OP seems like a really cool person and I feel bad that she has these problems about her body weight
OP don't sweat it, you are chubby at most and I (and a lot of other dudes) think you're pretty bangin'

>>743333888
strength - i make my friends and family laugh a lot, i've been told i'm very caring. i'm polite and kind.

weaknesses - my insecurities, anxiety, shyness, etc

>>743334034
I second this. Just don't use this as an excuse to eat more, OP.

>>743334022
who the fuck is scraps?

>>743334034

nah i am definitely fat, i dont mean that in a fishing for compliments way but an objective way, i'm fat and not chubby which maybe isnt as obvious in the pictures.

>>743330596
This guy was a navy SEAL in Obamao's navy

>>743333307
obese mothers are more likely to have obese offspring and the foods you eat while pregnant influence the child's preference for those foods

>>743334100
Well to me that sounds pretty good. A good sense of humour can get you a long way and keep things fun. And clearly you have the ambition (and hopefully the determination) to better yourself. You're adding up to be a pretty nice catch for someone.

And those weaknesses will seem to disappear she you find someone who's right for yoi

>>743334100
A funny girl is a good girl. You seem to be less fat and more funny than Amy Schumer.

>>743334814
i am definitely fatter but hopefully funnier

>>743328716
i'd suck on your big burger nipples

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>>743328716
Jucy/10 I give you points for your virginal soul would bang

I want to fuck you ;)

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>>743331213
>social anxiety
Fat crazy and a coal burner ? Lel

>>743328716
>Make a post on Craigslist
>Get fucked within the hour
Bitch stop wasting our time, you can get laid whenever the fuck you want

Hmmm, OP, have you developed any weird or depraved kinks? I love a kinky girl and you are delicious! :3

>>743337022

i dont think so. i would consider leting a dude pee on me though.

>>743337089

Oh that is fun! See I have no limits so I love talking to girls who have yet to develop their sexual deviancy

>>743337255
You realize you're actually talking to a basement dwelling neckbeard,right?

>>743337022
>>743337255
kill yourself jesus

>>743337089
Anal?

How about your feet tho?

>>743328716

If you don't mind us having a half-black kid, I'd nut in you.

>>743337644
i don't discriminate.

>>743337407
would probably try it but i'd be nervous for the potential embarrassment factor

>>743337636
i need to exfoliate them again soon

>>743328716
Fuck what other people think. Don't just have a baby with some random dude or a nigger. You are very fuckable (lots of chubby chasers out ther.

>>743328716
Would have to see you standing up.

>>743337783
Post more close up on that pussy sexy af and gets my cock hard , show face and tits also

>>743328716
>i just joined a gym and i'm trying to get in shape because i want to have a baby before i get too old and i don't want to have a baby while obese obviously since i want a healthy child and i need to get it together

did you plan anything past just having a baby? More important that losing weight are questions like:

Who will the father be?
Are you prepared to commit not only to a baby, but to the father? Single mothers are killing the civilized world.

Do you have a plan for the baby's future; i.e., do you AND THE FATHER have good jobs, a savings account, a home, a settled life with no degenerate behavior like drugs, alcohol, etc.?

Do you want the baby to carry on your family name, or is it just because you're baby crazy?

>>743338071

And, of course, no black dudes or just kys now.

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>>743328716
Don't have a baby, you fucking idiot. Look up antinatalism and get educated.

>>743338129

see, if youre actually being serious about this opinion then i can't take anything you say seriously

i would date a man of any race with no hesitations

>>743338201

Thoughts on rimjobs, OP?

>>743328716
Would fuck and possibly marry as long as your personality wasn't shit, you trusted me around other people, gave me some space, had sex on the regular, didn't start fights over nothing, etc. Yea, your body isn't A+. or even a C really, but as long as your personality isn't shit and your fun and decent to be around MOST the time, you'll find someone. BUT, YOU HAVE TO LOOK FOR THEM.

>>743338270

receiving? i could be open to. giving? nah. which is selfish but whatever

>>743338201
>see, if youre actually being serious about this opinion then i can't take anything you say seriously
>i would date a man of any race with no hesitations

then you're not only fat, but worthless and a blight on humanity.

>>743331232
Bobby hill, lol

>>743338374

I don't think it's selfish because I would want to be giving! I'd love to be your first :P

What's the possibility of you giving out more nude , want to jerk off

somebody will be desperate enough to fuck your landwhale ass no matter how disgusting you are

OP id be down to hang out with yah for a day and see where it takes us if you are down for it, im kinda close to the bronx.

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Would fuck your chubby ass hard. Have some confidence maybe work on other things. Working out should get your sex drive going and help you a lot.

>>743331619
Beautiful! I'd eat that any day all day ;)

you're actually really cute, if you're close to 832/713 you should hit me up : ^)

thatsmyfetaish on snapchat

>>743333001
Post the hot body

>>743337783
Post a foot pic plz. You seem to have sexy ass feet

>>743328716
You sexy landwhale id fuck the shit out of you ugh bend you over and destroy your pussy for a solid half hour

I too would like to see some more of this body, whether or not OP thinks the pictures are "flattering"

>>743331619
More

post booty, fatter chicks always have amazing asses

>>743339799

Seconding this dubs-for-booty, OP, let's see!

>>743339799
This! :)

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>>743338027
close up

>virgin
Right

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>>743339870
cant take any new pix at the moment i'm sorry. i'm about to go to sleep

Should at least do a face and tits photo it would complete my jerk off

>>743340254
>panties to the side
>feet
>butthole
hnnnnng

>>743340254
:( Sucks. Your feet look nice af

>>743340461
theyre really big lol size 11. but i'm 5'5

>>743340254

Too bad I was really enjoying your thread, cutie :)

>>743340572
Help me come plz send face and tits

>>743340254
I want to fuck you so bad...

>>743340254
lies, you are just lazy and that just show how you will ultimately fail to lose fat

First, thanks for not being a stupid cunt that thinks " I'm fat and healthy"
Second, the road to having a healty body is not gonna be easy, hope you got strong will. <3
Third, find some good routine, and slowly increase the difficulty.
And last but not least, I would love to humiliate your fucking fat body,degradate you, while taking your virginity,breed your fucking womb.

>>743340254
fuck more feet pics please

>>743340752

thanks for your positive comments, i appreciate it

i'm not into being humiliated though. at least not in a way related to my weight.

>>743328716
U DONT EVEN NEED THE GYM FAT FUCK . JUST GO VEGAN . NO MEAT NO SUGARS THATS IT . U WILL LOSE WEIGHT IN NO TIME .

>>743328716
Probably shouldn't try to have a baby now if you are worried about the babies health. Are you unfuckable? No, that body is totally smashable and you don't have to wait to get railed just wait to have a kid.

>>743341040
Don't listen to this fag

>>743341012

Would you allow me a strange question, OP?

where u at. gimme day puss puss

>>743341185

sure why not

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>>743341040
>U DONT EVEN NEED THE GYM FAT FUCK . JUST GO VEGAN

>>743341012
Damn, that made my dick really hard,hope you make it

>>743341242
What are your nastiest/dirtiest/biggest kinks? What makes you blush admitting that you like it?

>>743341242

How would you feel about a guy with a smell fetish?

>>743341040
lies, I eat whatever I want, I am same age as OP code all day in bed, never been fat, actually all my life I have been slim, fat people will always be fat, it's just a matter of genes

Face and tits pic plz

>>743341287

it made your dick hard to know that i wouldnt want to be humiliated? huh? lol well i'm glad that did it for you. so for my own curiosity, what did it make you think about?

>>743328716
Very nice, OP. If you were into 34 year old single dads and nerdy stuff, I'd swoop in and take care of all of that for you. Except the kid part...I had a vasectomy after I had my son. But you're welcome to be his mom if you'd like.

>>743341360
You are even more retarded

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>>743341360
>people will always be fat, it's just a matter of genes
TOP KEK
What is weight loss

>>743328716
Worst thing you could do is just get laid to have a baby. Seems like you're trying to do things to make you feel better about yourself, stick with that. Getting dick is easy, have a stable relationship is work.

>>743341410
That, the fact that you would not enjoy it, idk, a little bit of crying or something, forcing you, biting you, slaps,spanks, choking

>>743341331
hmm not necessarily things i would do but just to fantasize about...receiving a golden shower like i said earlier, having a threesome/small gangbang lol..that's probably about it in terms of anything nasty. i'm pretty vanilla

>>743341354
nah. the idea super grosses me out tbh

>>743328716
>Intends to get fat as soon as she hooks a dude and feels comfortable that he wont leave

I like how you have no problem with tricking a dude into making the worst decision of his life

>>743341568

to me they are 3 separate things, getting laid, losing weight, having a baby.

>>743328716
once you get /fit/, you shouldn't have a problem finding some shmuck to spray his dna on you. most guys will fuck anything that moves, so if you can find one with a brain and a job, you'll be all set

>>743330151
nice feet

Anyone else wants face and boobs pics

>>743341775

lol i know this is a troll but anyway i want to lose weight slowly and properly and change my lifestyle so i can keep it off. if i put in the effort to lose weight and end up back where i started i'd be pretty pissed at myself but i know that happens a lot so i need to be careful

>>743330912
looks like my ex's dick, TRIGGERED

>>743341897

not gonna happen sorry

ur tits look like mcchickens

>>743341995
Boobs then ?

>>743341995
I want more of that cute belly and tits

>>743328716
chubby and small tits my fav got a snapchat

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>>743342106

>>743341987
Am I your ex?

>>743341679
Would you be okay if your s/o was into feet? You have really nice feet. A hot frame period. I get that you want to lose weight, and you should. Fellow fatty here, but from what I can tell, you have a really nice frame, losing weight would make you even hotter.

>>743342305
more feet pls?

>>743328716
you're not unfuckable. people way bigger than you get fucked all the time. you should lose weight anyway though.

the real question is if your face is ugly - can't fix that through exercise. i'm not suggesting you post your face, but that will really decide if you're unfuckable.

>>743342305
I would literally do anything for a face with boobs now Jesus Christ I'm so god damn hard

>>743342517

google average looking fat girl and pretend it's me

>>743342588
Not the same , although completely understandable to why your not going to lol

>>743328716
So you're fat ... the tits aren't bad, and unless you are really ugly, you're hardly unfuckable. That being said, a little time in the gym does all of us some good. Nice pics. Like the clothespin on the nipple.

>>743342350
Nah, the desk is different....i think? I can't remember. but the pants and shirt...??? But his finger nails were prettier so no.

>>743342876
Post nudes

>>743328716
If you wanna fuck, all you have to do is decide and I guarantee you can have some cock in that flabby ass in 20-30 mins max.

>>743342969
Fuck that I'd destroy that tight virgin pussy

>>743330452
so you plan to look good one day?

If u really wanna lose weight stick to lean meats tofu fruits and vegi's for 2 weeks it's gonna suck but it will work the best then start introducing carbs back in and what ever you do don't drink diet stuff it does not help with weight lose

>good diet, less sugar (sugar makes you more hungry)
>don't change diet drastically (take it slow)
>exercise and get ready to push a bit. (go harder progressively)
>hit gym with instructor and someone positive (never give up)

Trust me it works but can varies on person.

>>743331062
So you're a lesbian that's attracted to men. Fascinating.

OP, what kind of relationship are you looking for, sexually? Just a fuck bud? A daddy? A loving dom?

OP here. thanks for the interesting conversation everyone...going to sleep now

>>743331062
>>743342588
I like the shape your in already

>>743343426
No feet pics? :(

>>743329567
Gym will not help you it's 100% what you're eating if you're this fat.

Don't run/walk either everybody can walk and run it doesn't burn fucking anything.

Swimming is probably your best bet if you actually do it. 3 times a week, 40 mins - hour will be all you really need. More always helps though.

>>743343426
Goodnight.

>>743343740
Gym can help, but walk on treadmill doest work a shit. High intensity workout works.