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Vocaroo request thread? I'll record anything within my

The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.

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Vocaroo request thread? I'll record anything within my range/capabilities. Copypasta? Songs? L-lewd? You name it.

btw I'm a grill

https://vocaroo.com/i/s0uJfYmCxyCC

also: navyseals pasta because EVERY FUCKING THREAD SOMEONE ASKS FUCK YOU: https://vocaroo.com/i/s0TSGz9MV61o
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tits or gtfo...

say: BENJEN STARK IS MY DADDY
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Say "The proletariat will seize the means of production!" in a cute voice please
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>>743284146
This
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>>743284393

https://vocaroo.com/i/s0IARIQL7tUr

>>743284482

https://vocaroo.com/i/s1iUQ3W7dhYa

>>743284616

https://vocaroo.com/i/s1eEVaci6vLe
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Hi mom, can I get a,
"I am proud of you son"
-J1N5
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>>743284146
*crying "I hate everything, ruin everything, kill everything, inflict pain on everything! Please Ganta, kill me now, put me out of my misery!"
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>>743284791
thank you kindly femanon
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Zoombie! What's up fam? Requesting:

"When she was little, I used to hold her down and eat her out for hours. Oh man, I'd just latch onto her cunt and lick until she was screaming. She'd try to crawl away, but it was so easy to hold her in place and just... make her take it."
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>>743284146
are you the revy chick from yesterday
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>>743284146
CRAWWWLING IN MY SKINN!
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>>743284890

always baby boy <3

https://vocaroo.com/i/s0UAcV66snFp

>>743284912

https://vocaroo.com/i/s0bXseUossx2

>>743284966

<3

>>743285083

yo

https://vocaroo.com/i/s0sbimWwNvM3

>>743285100

nah

>>743285200

https://vocaroo.com/i/s10y4ExyHkr3
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>>743284146
*Scared voice "But Mr.J you said you wanted to get rid of Batsy. I thought it would make you happy if I killed him for you! Pudding? Wha-What are you doing?" *scream
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And hell is just a government creation
And all the information they solicit isn't nearly close to truth
It was clear since the alteration
Of the books our children study when they said Columbus discovered America oh, the ultimatum
Of telling you the truth but oh well I'm already in hell
I'm tired of havin' patience
So I'ma sell my soul and say some shit that fuckin' bothers you
Jesus wasn't white nor black, I can't knock it
Was somewhat a Arab and one hell of a prophet
Don't understand why J. Cole talkin' 'bout false prophets
But didn't mention higher-ups
Change your name to Amber Cole
These fucking entertainers is playing it by the rules
Sucking government dick for safety to stay cool
I'm absolutely disgusted by all of you motherfuckers
Tie your throat to a truck bed and pedal the metal quickly
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Deep sexy voice.... i want to tongue you senseless
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>>743284146 In a female voice
https://youtu.be/JAdDkFx0_6o
I'm giving up the ghost of love
And a shadow is cast on devotion
She's the one that I adore
Queen of my silent suffocation
Break this bittersweet spell on me
Lost in the arms of destiny
Bittersweet
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>>743284146
You lying so low in the weeds
Bet you gonna ambush me
You'd have me down, down, down to my knees
Wouldn't you, Barracuda?
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Could you describe what perverted things you would do with these shota boys? But be as detailed and dirty as possible.
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>>743284146
Don't want no short dick man
What in the world is that fucking thing
Do you need some fucking Tweezers to put that little thing away
That has got to be the smallest Dick I have ever seen...In my whole life
Get the Fuck outta here
Innie Weeny teeny weeny shriveled little short dick man
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>>743284146
anything? ok...

seductive/domineering voice: "you are such a good little girly princess. Your adorable pink panties make you look so sweet and pretty"
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It all to nothing
It all comes
Tumbling down
Tumbling down
Tumbling down
It all returns to nothing
I just keep
Letting me down
Letting me down
Letting me down
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Should i masturbate?
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>>743284146
https://youtu.be/fMOMFb3EHZM
This plox, just the first part
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>>743285490

https://vocaroo.com/i/s08MVuXu7cm6

>>743285577

https://vocaroo.com/i/s0LhnWgOEVJ5

>>743285605

https://vocaroo.com/i/s1uRKzWyZw5H

>>743285688

I'll be honest, it takes me a bit of time to pick up tunes of new songs, would take a while.

>>743285769

https://vocaroo.com/i/s1CrsvLbxrT3

>>743285772

https://vocaroo.com/i/s0yWwRpNzirv
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>>743285458
Thanks so much op

"Here, I'll teach you how to make her cum. It's real easy. Take this, it's already plugged in. There's two settings, low and high. Do the low one cause she cums way faster, and just mash the whole thing against her cunt. Now you just wait... she'll stop crying when she can't fight it anymore. ...There we go! Good girl!"
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>>743284146
Fuck you are a good singer. Thanks for the thread OP. Hope to hear from you again
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loli voice:

"Like this? ...Am I doing good, Daddy?"
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>>743286201
>https://vocaroo.com/i/s0yWwRpNzirv
Thank you OP <3
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This is the best thread I have seen I a while.

Please say "Skyrim belongs to the nords"
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>>743286201
Thanks <3
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Say "EVAN IS A LIL FUCKIN BITCH SPRANKTON"
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>>743284146
Hit me with your best shot
Why don't you hit me with your best shot
Hit me with your best shot
Fire away…
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Say"It's time to kick gum and chew ass,and i'm all out of ass" please
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>>743285964

https://vocaroo.com/i/s1yQhlHcAujt

>>743285974

https://vocaroo.com/i/s0hLksFz7nM4

>>743285978

https://vocaroo.com/i/s0CebrSq34js

>>743285987

yes <3

>>743286156

https://vocaroo.com/i/s0SdlsOsrPRB


ps pic related if you wanna chill or whatever
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Attention whoring. How novel. Might I suggest that you take your irritating voice and fuck off back to wherever it is you came from.
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Say: "please come downstairs" We need to talk." You know why I wanted to talk with you." (pause) You don't?" Well here is the problem" I feel honored that you love me, but it won't work" First and foremost I am your mother and you are still a young child" There are a lot of young girls at your age" (pause) What? "You only love me?" (shocked reaction) "Young man you will immediately put on your pants again." (pause)"Wait don't" I will give you a challenge young man." If you are able to satisfy your mommy with your cute peepee, then I will become your girlfriend. Ok?" (pause, followed up by moaning multiple times) "This is the 5th time already aren't you tired?" (more moaning) If you keep on fucking me like that I will go crazy.(moaning) Oh no, I feel it again. I am cumming. (moaning, "oh fuck yes"). (heavy breathing while saying) "Oh man I haven't felt that good in years" You convinced mommy. I will become your personal peepee fucktoy and girlfriend." (talk normal again) And now go to bed. School is tomorrow and I don't want you to be too tired. Good night hun.(kiss) I love you.

Please read that in a motherly kind of voice.
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>>743284146
Fuck Me hard, motherfucker, harder, harder harder! YOU LIMP DICK SON OF A BITCH! OH YEAH! IM GONNA CUM *scream
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Decear clear down egg!
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>>743286697
Finally some one who actually has the range to do that song
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>>743284146
You sound too professional, like pre-recorded voice lines in video games. It's too clean. Too sterile.

Not really believable.
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This is my thread now.

https://www.speakpipe.com/voice-recorder/msg/c336ygapim7fuf5p
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Tentacle memes?

"It's not a monster! That's my sweet little pet, and I think you two will get along wonderfully. Look, it's got holes for your arms and your legs, so you can give it a nice big hug. There we go. I know... you've heard these things were bred to *torture* women, but that's ridiculous. All it wants to do is show you love! It'll even feed you and take care of all your disgusting waste. There we are, get nice and comfortable. You're going to be here for a while."
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>>743286851
Now this is a voice I can get behind. Can you say "hiromoot is a slanty-eyed cunt" or something else about the slut op. Or both. Badass voice.
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>>743286851
Say "Hey kat it's me, I'm you from the future."
P.S. You sound like a guy I know
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in a sexy voice say
"Hello dear"
"how big is ur pussy?"
"mm very nice pics"
"send me nakde pic snow you bitch"
"hello?"
"BITCH LASAGNA"
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>>743286300

https://vocaroo.com/i/s0nKywi6l3JM

>>743286417

thank you <3

>>743286423

https://vocaroo.com/i/s09409r8xfBB

>>743286560
>>743286611

<3

>>743286595

https://vocaroo.com/i/s09foO2qoMMX

>>743286634

https://vocaroo.com/i/s0bXGdQOxWcF

>>743286685

https://vocaroo.com/i/s135aC2hLaNL
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>>743286851
say "fuck me, fucker me harder and harder till you cum in my ass, PLEASE FUCK ME HARDER I WANT YOUR BIG DICK SHOVED DOWN MY ASSHOLE TILL YOU CUM FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK I"M ABOUT to CUM ahhh that was the best sex i've ever had"
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>>743286948
https://www.speakpipe.com/voice-recorder/msg/0z2tthdomywry7ol

>>743287056
https://www.speakpipe.com/voice-recorder/msg/r7izotgh9ryccioc

>>743287114
https://www.speakpipe.com/voice-recorder/msg/5uxkkyth7a7mr1vu
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>>743284146
Can u pls say
"hi Julia this is Paul's new girlfriend Amelie. Apparently you thought I wasn't real, well I am real you stupid bitch, now leave my big dicked man alone cos he's mine and he can have my ass anytime he wants. Kisses babe."

If you say this you will be saving the pride of an Anon who has painted himself into a very small corner. Thank you in advance!
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>>743287291
>https://www.speakpipe.com/voice-recorder/msg/5uxkkyth7a7mr1vu
Flawless
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>>743287165
I love you
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"I need healing!" Say it like how genji says it
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>>743284146
Pls say:
FUCK ME FUCK ME FUCK ME FUUUUUCK ME URRRRRRRRRHGH!
But say it in a deaf tard voice Pls.
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Say "Join the Kekistan Amino today and fight the edge lords and normies"

Both of you please

P.S here is the link to it http://aminoapps.com/c/KekistanArmies
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Mommy's gonna take good care of her little man. Now show me your cute little dick
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>>743287276
I felt slightly uncomfortable recording this but I did it anyway
https://www.speakpipe.com/voice-recorder/msg/jopbhh8b5uy0d8ld

>>743287396
Thank you kindly
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>>743287291
Awesome, thanks!
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>>743287291
I thought you were a troll, but you did a pretty fuckin nice job m8

my heart belongs to OP, but you can be my side ho
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>>743287588
>https://www.speakpipe.com/voice-recorder/msg/jopbhh8b5uy0d8ld
That was the point of it thanks!
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>>743286714

<3

>>743286742

https://vocaroo.com/i/s0wAuYDcxb1g

>>743286795

https://vocaroo.com/i/s01HMok24qH8

>>743286832

https://vocaroo.com/i/s0YiLv4xJwlv

>>743286845

I mean I have a decent mic since my main hobby is recording audio porn, but I mean

>>743286851

https://vocaroo.com/i/s1jT6gSQgsAB

>>743286948

https://vocaroo.com/i/s0c4GswVNs3w
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Asuka is worst girl
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>>743287498
https://www.speakpipe.com/voice-recorder/msg/3aybzmeu2nu49kkw

>>743287622
You're welcome!

>>743287656
Since OP is MY side ho, that kinda makes you my side-side-ho by proxy
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>>743287588
Oh my goodness....your voice is hot as fuck.
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Masturbate and record yourself moaning
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>>743287738
>https://vocaroo.com/i/s0c4GswVNs3w

T-thanks
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What porn should i masturbate to op?
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Requesting "You're waifu a shit, pleb" in a kawaii voice.

I need it for scientific purposes.
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Holy shit I love both of you. Where can I find more of you?
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>>743284146
Please say

"Ishi! I would kill for your hot thick cum to spill inside my dripping wet pussy..please fuck me till my pussy melts" <3
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https://vocaroo.com/i/s1uJXeExvBwl
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>>743284146
can you be my babysitter and jerk me off and talk about it while you do it? PLEEEEEASE
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Are you friends with russianchan, vix, or revy?
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>>743287386

https://vocaroo.com/i/s06BFBlcG9BE

>>743287415

<3

>>743287463

https://vocaroo.com/i/s1WbZssfJpCj

>>743287495

https://vocaroo.com/i/s1iCCImGbYHG

>>743287498

https://vocaroo.com/i/s1mBsQTmyF0P

>>743287523

https://vocaroo.com/i/s13D0aiTZc9W
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>>743288038
Deep voice guy here, I occassionally bust into OP's threads to steal the show and piss her off. I don't have anything saved online.

Also, I'm gonna make food so I'll be away for like 10-20 minutes
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Hey little bro.
I need to talk to you. I know that you have been peeping on your big sis for a long time. I also know that you couldn't take your eyes off my 7 inch futa cock while jerking your two inch pecker. There is nothing to be ashamed about that. Even mommy had a test ride on my dick and I am sure you heard her screams loud and clearly.

>(seductive whisper): I am sure you want to try it out too, don't ya. I would die to see your little dick flop up and down while I fuck you. How about it. If you want i can ask mom to suck you off while I ram my meat inside your tight boypussy.
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"Yuri shall conquer the earth! The purest form of love and science babies is the only way to further humanity."
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>>743287738
>https://vocaroo.com/i/s0wAuYDcxb1g
Well at least you tried.
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>>743284146
How about you do some small penis appreciation?
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>>743287758

https://vocaroo.com/i/s1tdYTQNrktu

>>743287929

https://vocaroo.com/i/s1oe619o9Knn

>>743287960

<3

>>743288009

whatever turns you on the most

>>743288027

https://vocaroo.com/i/s0NhXEpttGQm

>>743288038
>>743288165


we're both at pic related

>>743288092

yooooooooooo

>>743288148

https://vocaroo.com/i/s1drTeoDzCsk
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OP

Kawaii voice

say I love you Daddy Miguel
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>>743287738
Fuck I really need to write you more femdom, you're killing it

"When I used to discipline him, I'd take a piece of gauze, soak it in lube, and just polish his little cock head with it until he was screaming. It was so easy. Even though he hated every second of it, his cock never got soft, so he came to hate even having the stupid thing."
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Small penis humiliation pls
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>>743288622
The "You're waifu a shit, pleb" turned out even better than I expected.

Cheers anon, you're pretty okay.
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Bumping for deep voice guy to say, "stupid, worthless, no-good, freeloading son of a bitch, retarded, big-mouth, know-it-all, asshole, jerk!"
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I need you to say this in the cutest voice you can muster


YOU KNOW THEY SAY ALL MEN ARE CREATED EQUAL. BUT YOU LOOK AT ME AND YOU LOOK AT SOMOA JOE AND YOU CAN SEE THAT STATEMENT IS NOT TRUE! SEE NORMALLY IF YOU GO 1 ON 1 WITH ANOTHER WRESTLER YOU GOT A 50/50 CHANCE OF WINNING! BUT I'M A GENETIC FREAK AND I'M NOT NORMAL! SO YOU GOT A 25% AT BEST AT BEAT ME! AND THEN YOU ADD KURT ANGLE TO THE MIX, YOU THE CHANCES OF WINNING DRASTIC GO DOWN! SEE THE 3 WAY AT SACRIFICE YOU GOT A 33 1/3 CHANCE OF WINNING. BUT I, I GOT A 66 2/3 CHANCE OF WINNING CAUSE KURT ANGLE KNOWS HE CAN'T BEAT ME AND HE'S NOT EVEN GONNA TRY! SO SOMOA JOE YOU TAKE YOUR 33 1/3 CHANCE MINUS MY 25% CHANCE AND YOU GOT 8 1/3 CHANCE OF WINNING AT SACRIFICE. BUT THEN YOU TAKE MY 75% CHANCE OF WINNING IF WE WAS TO GO 1 ON 1 AND THEN ADD 66 2/3 %. I GOT A 141 2/3 CHANCE OF WINNING AT SACRIFICE! SENIOR JOE?THE NUMBERS DON'T LIE AND THEY SPELL DISASTER FOR YOU AT SACRIFICE!
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lolimode engage

"Why am I so tired? You gave me the sleepy drink again didn't you daddy? You think... you think you can keep FUCKING me... while... while I..."
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could there possibly be a "Oh, yes. Christian! Christian!" in a moaning-like voice?
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>>743288861
Eating ramen right now. After I'm done, sure.
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>>743288622
holy shit TY
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can op can you do the major form gits?
"your good with that rifle you son of a bitch, from now on your mine."
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yqWpeaYsOVE
its starts at 2:37
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>>743288158

no

>>743288202

https://vocaroo.com/i/s1HtbkT4sonD

>>743288405

https://vocaroo.com/i/s145b3YFBSt6

>>743288602

https://vocaroo.com/i/s0kYdM0NSxzh
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>>743284146
I have a five month old kitten and he would like to say hi to you. He basically touched the screen of my laptop as he heard you voice.
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>>743288966
Sweet thanks. I fucked up the quote, it's supposed to be this-

"stupid, worthless, no-good, God damn, freeloading son of a bitch, retarded, big-mouth, know-it-all, asshole, jerk!"
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>>743289033
can we get a photo of the kitty
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>>743289033
>https://vocaroo.com/i/s145b3YFBSt6
pics boi
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>>743288622
>>743288148
OMFG TY, PLEASE DO THE ENDING TOO AND LET ME CUM
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Could you please say "Hitler is my homie stop opressing him"
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https://vocaroo.com/i/s0Nc764ewyBu
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Ok last weird lewd shit from me today:

"You okay sweetie? Aw, you're thinking about Emma aren't you, all alone in her room with that nasty machine. She's probably cumming her brains out right now, you know. You should go pay her a visit! I'm sure she'd suck you off if you promised to turn it off for a few minutes..."
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>>743289092
>>743289149

Wait a moment.
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"Hey, daddy? Wanna smell my feet again? I wore the same socks as yesterday and they're really gross..."
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https://vocaroo.com/i/s0AMgNEUwiWa
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>>743286201
>https://vocaroo.com/i/s0yWwRpNzirv
oh god what is this..
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WAIT??????????

THIS SOUNDS LIKE
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>>743288712

https://vocaroo.com/i/s1EIg5ufbdxm


>>743288715

https://vocaroo.com/i/s1zwcZ0F2f7g

>>743288770

did some somewhere fam

>>743288778

<3

>>743288867

https://vocaroo.com/i/s1ipEmZRFkKg

>>743288936

https://vocaroo.com/i/s0TtHHMRxuzg

>>743288949

https://vocaroo.com/i/s0UOsahV46aY

>>743288968

<3

>>743288993

tl;dw
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I cannot BELIEVE how incredibly stupid you are. I mean rock-hard stupid. Dehydrated-rock-hard stupid. Stupid so stupid that it goes way beyond the stupid we know into a whole different dimension of stupid. You are trans-stupid stupid. Meta-stupid. Stupid collapsed on itself so far that even the neutrons have collapsed. Stupid that has gotten so dense that no intellect can escape. Singularity stupid. Blazing hot mid-day sun on Mercury stupid. You emit more stupid in one second than our entire galaxy emits in a year. Quasar stupid. Your writing has to be a troll. Nothing in our universe can really be this stupid. Perhaps this is some primordial fragment from the original Big Bang of stupid. Some pure essence of a stupid so uncontaminated by anything else as to be beyond the laws of physics that we know. I'm sorry, I can't go on. This is an epiphany of stupid for me. After this, you may not hear from me again for a while. I don't have enough strength left to deride your ignorant questions and half baked comments about unimportant trivia, or any of the rest of this drivel. Duh.
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>>743289002
>https://vocaroo.com/i/s145b3YFBSt6
Thanks girl! One day the world will understand this.
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>>743288949
>could there possibly be a "Oh, yes. Christian! Christian!" in a moaning-like voice?
could I get a re-bump on my own post? hoping so...
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Can you show your feet?
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>>743289234
>>743289234
https://vocaroo.com/i/s1EJsqTfYLfC
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>>743289528
>https://vocaroo.com/i/s0UOsahV46aY
omg. thank you so much!
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>>743289529
https://vocaroo.com/i/s0Gf0rffhas8
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>>743289634
Player 3 has entered the game
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>>743289588
https://vocaroo.com/i/s16BtnhEukcN
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>>743289634

An 85-year-old Euclid man's home has become the target of mysterious egging attacks that began in March 2014 and haven't stopped. The continuous onslaught of eggs has baffled police, neighbors and local government officials who have tried and failed to identify the source of the attacks that have ruined the man's home and kept his family on edge. "The accuracy is phenomenal," Albert Clemens, Sr. said. "Because almost every time when it's nice weather and they launch five or six of these at a time, they almost invariably hit the front door." Clemens green two-story house sits on the corner of Wilmore Avenue and East 210th Street. He and his wife bought the home as newlyweds about 60 years ago. Though his wife has since passed away, Clemens still lives there with his 49-year-old daughter and 51-year-old son. The house has been pelted with eggs several times a week- sometimes more than once a day- for the past year. The attacks always happen after dark and last around 10 minutes each. The family has been awoken as late as 2 a.m. by what sounds like the crack of a gunshot against the aluminum siding or front door. Clemens and police believe the eggs are being launched from a block or two away. The siding on the front of Clemens' home is destroyed, splattered with dried egg residue that stripped off the paint. Other than a few rogue eggs that hit nearby homes, no other neighbors have been targeted. "Somebody is deeply, deeply angry at somebody in that household for some reason," Euclid Lt. Mitch Houser said. Winter offered a short respite for the family, as the egging became less frequent during the cold weather. But both Clemens and police anticipate the attacks picking back up as the snow and ice thaw. An unsolved mystery Euclid police have not taken the investigation lightly. They've spent a year doing undercover stakeouts, canvassing the neighborhood and even sending eggshells for testing. The department's entire community policing unit was dedicated to-
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>>743289803
https://vocaroo.com/i/s0t5xBLxshRu
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>>743289091
https://www.speakpipe.com/voice-recorder/msg/h5wnxqqk3b8moa6u

>>743289163
https://www.speakpipe.com/voice-recorder/msg/yxr0p24gujuvj6h2

>>743289177
https://www.speakpipe.com/voice-recorder/msg/o1lgggccqhmu72xj

>>743289529
https://www.speakpipe.com/voice-recorder/msg/sz27u1iy8sr6el1y
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Why is Revy on incognito mode?
Anyway, Destiny requests coming up!

"This is some great data here. I wonder if Ikora gives hugs to Ghosts. Heheh... anyways, nice work."
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>>743289528
https://vocaroo.com/i/s1ipEmZRFkKg
You don't know how happy I am!
Thanks!
And Cheers!
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>>743289528
>https://vocaroo.com/i/s1zwcZ0F2f7g
Hey, you may be subby but you're pretty good at getting into the headspace to at least read femdom correctly... lots of people who do this on here just rattle off anything they're not into and it's disappointing as fuck
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>>743289951
https://vocaroo.com/i/s0mwxBr6rz2w
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>>743289149
>>743289092

Here is the pic. Sorry for the shitty quality.
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>>743289033

tell him I said hi and that I love him <3

>>743289160

https://vocaroo.com/i/s0PQGnBgTReV

>>743289177

https://vocaroo.com/i/s15vrhJpV4fG

>>743289234

https://vocaroo.com/i/s0TsvhlhCB2x

>>743289529

https://vocaroo.com/i/s06tRoYWbAw7

>>743289570

<3

>>743289595

that's it I'm kinkshaming

>>743289637

<3
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>>743290109
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Passing the thread over to deep voiced cuck, I'm gonna go make brunch, laterz~
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>>743289933
>double dubs
This guy is fucking great. I may never speak again with my shit-tier voice...
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>>743290147
That is adorable
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"Jonno came in my pussy before I sat on your face and you ate me out."
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>>743290082
Thanks dude, do u know what happened to OP tho? I'm to lazy to even skim the thread.
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/bant/ - Similar artists to Nujabes and J Dilla? Anyone's - International/Random

>>1373392 #Alrighty, There were many good sites to learn the Japanese language but these days there are not many, many people learn Japanese on sites like Omegle, Japanese chat room, etc, and there is the /jp/ section on 4chan, many people learn Japanese on there.I live in Yokosuka city where there are many Americans live, I often hang out with random Americans on Dobuita street every weekends and I'm surprised that sometimes there are few American people who speak fluent Japanese :D

Say everything including the punctuation marks and symbols
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>>743290117
Can you say
"Avery you're a Jew, Chandler you're a cunt, and Kirkland you better man the fuck up and and drop that hoes ass for a chick with a dick already!"
Voice doesn't matter just something I want to send to my friends
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https://vocaroo.com/i/s0bDbekR0EFc
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>>743290423

I'm going to make food because all I've had is coffee today, but I've posted links to my discord in the pics I've posted. We pretty much just chill and shitpost if you wanna join us~
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Say boner 169 times
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>>743290654
Moar.
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>>743290117
>https://vocaroo.com/i/s0PQGnBgTReV
OMG BABYSITTER FINISH
I LOVE YOU
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Alright one last request;

"I don't care that she started it, she's fucking 8 years old aswell as being your cousin! I can't believe that you would stick your dick in a small girl you sick fuck! You're not my son anymore, you should pray to god that she won't get pregnant."
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>>743290853
https://vocaroo.com/i/s0WeI8BNuTdm
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"Tehre is noh time to beh lohst!
Battle Brothars!
Spehss Mahrens, todeh the enemeh is at oua doar!
We know oua duteh and we will do eet.
We fight for our honor as Blod Rehvens,
as SPESS MAHRENS, and we fight in the nehme of the Empra!
Read more
And if we die this deh we die in gloareh, we die heroes’ deffs, but we shall not die, no!
It is the enemeh who will tehste deff and defeat!
As you know! Moast of oua battle brothars are shtehtioned in SPEHSS, Pruhpeared to deep strike!
Oua perimeter has been pruhpeared in the even dat oua enehmies should be so bald and so foolish.
We have plehced numerous beacons, allowing for muhltiple, simuln-tehneous and devashtehting defensive deep strikes
The Codecks astartees nehmes this maneuvah Steel Rehn.
We will descend upon the foe, we will ovawhelm them – we will leave none alive!
Meanwhile oua ground fawses will ensue the full defense of oua headkwaters
We are the spehss mahrens! WE ARE THE EMPRA’S FUREH!"
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Did you just slap my arse? Well fucking sod off you fucking git. I’ll kick you in the bloody balls you fat prick. What? You want to put your cock in my snatch? Is that it? Go on then. Wanker.
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>>743291301
This.. is amazing. Nice work.
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say
>mutsis pillu
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THIS IS THE FREE PENIS SUCC BRIGADE

CHECKING IN

https://vocaroo.com/i/s1yvgQYYgsiO
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Blease say:
"money is money but penetrating is a different thing"
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>>743284146
hey do this for my friend. say "I would love a big jack rabbit of doom dick up this ass." thanks in advance
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>>743290277
I encourage all Anon to pay attention to this remark.
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>>743291301
You and OP should've made a Harley Joker combo. Say this "Harley, did you just kill Batman? *joker laugh I am pleased"
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>>743292109
good riddance
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>>743291948
If OP already left, the deep voiced cuck must do it. Blease.
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>>743292268
I like him better
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https://vocaroo.com/i/s06TkiuuOgZ8
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I love your voice OP.
Do you have an email where you do requests?... for later
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>>743292532

>>743290117
>>743288165
>>743286697

pics link to my discord fam
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*sexy a bit sad voice* C-can i cum tonight? P-Please. *normal voice* btw traps aren't gey (all in one vocaroo thanks)
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hey op could you yell for my dog her name is nova and she needs more attention she been very sad and she needs lots of love today
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