Stoner thread all aboard good music/ stories/ bad trips are welcomed

self bump

>>743280607
>Stoner thread
You people are as bad as the gun nuts. I smoke and shoot, but it's not a lifestyle choice, it's a tool. You use it like you would any other tool, to fix something that's wrong. Why do you people let yourselves be defined by what is effectively a wrench or a screwdriver?

hi OP, I smoke weed too

>>743281250
Have you considered the possibility that some people have chronic problems which the weed-tool fixes?

>>743281250
>to fix something that's wrong
I smoke to get high
literally, what is wrong with you?

>>743281251
hell yeah man how are you? smokeing right now I am waisted pepole are actually here

>>743281250
man its a tool to be happy, sometimes when I am sad as well but I shouldnt becuse it makes me weeker
you should smoke only when everything is fine in my opinion

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i don't know if im just retarded, but i had a very 'weird' experience with weed a few days ago
>be me
>have a very wild imagination
>dude weed lmao
>smoke about 3/4 g
>average high for half an hour
>feel like i get violently dragged down to the ground
>with my imagination plus weed, i somehow imagine it being cthulhu like gods wanting a sacrifice
>lolwut.jpg
>the sacrifice is cum of course
>specifically, a ruined orgasm
>choke my wiener for a time
>hear wispers all round me while at it
>obviously cthulhu
>ohshitimgettingclose.png
>ruin as planned
>strangely, i feel the pulling down again, but stronger
>way stronger
>obviously cthulhu again, more sacrifices
>this one is eating the cum
>do it
>tastes awful
>the whispers and pulling down go away
>proceed with having a normal high
am i a feget, or is my new dealer an eldritch cultist?

>>743280607
Tell whoever you bought that from to learn to trim better.

>>743281250
Same reason people define themselves by what gets them off. (Pride, furries, waifufags)

>>743282187
m8 get some help please what the fuck

>>743282199
it wasnt that good but I had a great photo so used it hah
I got like a million guys I just buy from another one dont worry

>be me
>be tearing house apart to find phone
>look under bed
>dark so turn on my phones flashlight
>realise a few seconds later that i just fucking turned my phones flash light on

>>743282187
You're just a huge faggot looking for attention or you smoked some Salvia extract.

>>743282350
hahahhah top kek man classic

>>743282187

see like I don't even understand how someone could make some shit like this up and i've had some gay masturbation experiences while stoned out of my mind so I also can't discount this story. fuck I hope this isn't true though.

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i9gOAFa7bnk

>Be me
>Doing dabs
>ayyyy lmao

>>743282448
Mah nigga.

>>743282448
cant watch it man dunno why here have some fun
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iNiR6VXUncE

>>743282412
>i've had some gay masturbation experiences
post em please

>>743282412
>>743282652
double that plx

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZYc03WvJdeM
Very cool album

>>743282758
aint feeling it will hit the bong and be with yeah
got some hip hop for the celebration?

>>743282965
The only hip-hop I can into is eminem
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u5Hs4uBn8tY

>>743283097
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-MI3CKL4NMI
feelin it?

>>743281250
I'm defined by weed in the same way i'm defined by the kind of beer i like.
I smoke it because it's fun, and thats it. I like to chill and write while smoked if it ceased to exist tomorrow i would make literally no changes to my life

>>743282965
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JXBFG2vsyCM
love getting baked to this joint

>>743280607
Weed lmfao

>>743282187
Large amounts of cannabis can cause this effect that feels like gravity is forcing you backwards. It floors you. The voices you heard are typical during psychedelic experiences, it's what I call 'elf chatter'. It's like this weird neurneurneurneur or some type of glossolalia.

tl;dr you smoked too much for your tolerance and had a mild psychedelic experience

>>743280607
i want to get stoned. what is a good strain that is not too strong but still good?

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Just ordered an ounce of purple haze, excited to try it, it's so hard finding sativa dominant blends even online. Fuck it's been like a month since I smoked, too, hope my tolerance has gone down a bit since then. Happy smoking /b/.

>>743283540
silver haze man easy on the bone but still sativa so its not bringin you downn
make sure you chill somewhere dont go to a party right at the start make sure you know how the high feels

>>743283704
ma boy, get super high but just high enoth so you can comeback and tell us all about it :)

I like taking 75mg of Viagra and getting to around an [8] and fucking after 90 min. Normally I can't feel a lot of details with my dick but when I'm high and you add in some Viagra daaaaaaamn. I'll climax within 3 minutes and be ready to go for a another session immediately afterwards.

>>743282187
Sound like you're a closet faggot tbh

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>>743283879
will do, here's some ass for your troubles anon

>>743283899
Where can one obtain some viagra

>>743284048
the pharmacy

>>743284079
Fag. I meant online

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>>743280607
>still taking pics of your weed

>>743284048
Went to a urologist about not getting completely hard and they gave me some samples and a prescription. It was way too easy. A little expensive but whatever.

>>743284001
thank you its so nice being rewarded for going the exstra mile

>>743284048
My wife hates that I have to take it. She feels like she's not good enough and thinks very negatively of me. It doesn't help that she's a fucking land whale.

>>743284114
whats the problome ?

>>743283342
Pretty cool

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UchHcUFJkoQ

This is my favourite song, I found it while I was wickedly high several years ago.
It did leave a scar on my mind, a sensation instead of a note, a little piece of peace and a zone sanctuary for my feelings.

I do have some stories, and I do have some material to share. But instead I give you some of the best and perhaps the most important piece of the soundtrack of my life. From me to you /b/rothers.

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>>743282758
My niggar
http://www.youtube.com/watch?list=PLLF_JLOo4y5mcrrbqqyQyoLyWB9663VfV&v=noz-ZL9xQU4

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there was more than weed involved but this story happened like a week ago

>be me
>at friends house chilling
>have a lot of drugs
>start taking bong hits
>my friend (z) takes 10 tabs of acid
>enlightened.jpg
>i take 4, other friend (pablo) takes 6
>go downstairs to make a milkshake
>coming up as we drink shakes
>go upstairs
>as we're going up stairs z begins to scream at he top of his lungs
>i just laugh
>z is in the corner shaking
>he won't stop screaming "is this real"
>me and Pablo don't know what to do because we're fucked up too
>try and calm him with music
>not helping
>decide he needs a xanax
>3am
>peaking
>flying down the insterstate
>the sky looks neon green
>giggling
>z in the back flipping his shit still
>Pablo driving, having the time of his life

>>743284200
Nice dubs, fuck that's rough. I just like to have some on me to always leave an impression should the occasion arise.

>>743284629
shit so much fun storys going around the world this is amazing ! uts you in precpective really

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>>743284467
Pink Floyd is fucking luminescent
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sBC86e5cT5U

>>743283524
why too much? i fucking loved it, really fun

>>743284212
i've been smoking weed for a long time and I remember taking pictures of my weed, it was when I started

>>743284946

You do know your stuff my friend... Echoes, a saucerful of secrets, set ther controls for the heart of the sun... are all masterpieces,,,

But what about some chaos and crazyness to your travel? you want it? go here....

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gNdnOTvGbJQ

>>743285043
ive been smokeing for 4 years now but got REALLY into it about a year ago, I usally take pics for girl I am dateing, sex and weed is the best you know :)

>>743281250
no different than alcohol, in fact its probably safer. Some do it to relax, others use it to escape or for pain/anxiety. Weed isn't a tool, its a fucking plant you can smoke like tobacco.

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Here are my Christmas trees.

>>743285298
looks mighty fun dear friend smoke on here have a gem
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=87PZgweY-gY

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>Soon the world will love you sweet leaf
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ua9IRQpHkWA

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>get high
>put surround sound headphones on or turn up your speaker setup with a nice subwoofer
>put this on

https://soundcloud.com/mellowpanther/prototype-akira?in=mellowpanther/sets/northside-darkseid

>>743284629
driving on 6 tabs seems like a really responsible thing to do

>be Dutch 18
>with parents
>allowed to smoke
>holiday in France
>wanted to smoke
>walked a bit
>forget lighter
>wellfuck.jpg
>went back to the campsite
>got a lighter
>got stoned anyways

All happened yesterday out of weed for the rest of the week
>fuck

>>743285528
>surround sound headphones
>two ears

The fuck are you on nigga

>>743285689
weed

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>>743285212
Very cool solo at 3 minutes or so. Reminds me of primus
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2fXKNwo5ik8

>>743285734
bra

>>743285811
bruh

>>743285689

LMAO. it's basically virtual surround sound but still it's amazing. get yourself a nice PC headset and you'll understand

>>743285784

Hahaha well my friend, jerry was a goddamn race car driver!
Indeed it is kinda similar! But the bass from Primus is EPIC level...

Have this and take it along with your journeys, it's music for a healthy soul.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R9WyJMgz9dw

If you are an anon, feeling high and with something good inside you... listen to the song!

dedthred

so what y'all smoking?

>>743286372
shitty german weed that somehow summons cthulhu, as said above

>>743286372
Sativa that's not nearly as spacey as I'd like. I'd switch to induca but id go to sleep

>>743286439
how hard is it to get weed in germoney?

>>743286372
hash as said above, bong hits all the way way to high to roll a joint i think ill go for some sweets

>>743286617
not that much
especially where i live, a few kilometers to the dutch border

>>743282613
>>743282448

Are you me?

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weed sometimes goves me this existential anxiety that makes me realize the absurdities of life as well as making me appreciate the small things in life. if i smoke while studying and practicing, it helps me make these mental connections that i still seem to agree with when im sober. i have to agree that it is a tool for me as well. i dont just smoke just to smoke, but to supplement life.

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>>743286872
You're gonna love acid

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>>743282448
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZXEQCZg4Nns

Never have I been as high as with Ciscneros Bass licks.

>>743283342
>>743283097
Classic:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7UIhgv29icg

>>743286763
Ahh i see, im dutch so for me its as easy as getting groceries lol

>>743287041
i was on vacation in zeeland until yesterday, you got an awesome country in comparison to germany

>>743287032
My groovey fuckin diety om is the sauce

>>743287113
Thanks!
I went to germany for airbeat this year, you guys are a really friendly bunch and a joy to get drunk with.

Gonna schmoke later on. I'll just leave this here for lulz.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kZNt3geXtJo

>>743287032
>>743286836
hell yeah good vibes music and funz ! thisi s what weed is all about I love my thread

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>>743287018
>>743287032
>>743287130
Shit I'm stoned I meant to respond to >>743287018

Om is legitimately the coolest shit ever

>>743287193
especially the food is amazing, ties in well with the legal weed haha

>>743287409
Stroopwafels for life.

love me some good german food as well. You guys also know how to make great beers.

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>>743287558
belgian beer is best
trappist beats everything

>>743287267

Didn't knew this one mate, thanks! this is great music!!!
Take this with you.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2C17yLNe-wo&t=661s

>>743287659
Meh,

I'd rather have a some Warsteiner or something.
But a good belgian beer goes a long way.

>>743286372
Super Skunk

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>>743287659
Even when it's not trappist...

>>743285784
saw them live recently, unbelievable

>>743280607
>I do this shit with hats sober... i hate being sober

>>743287752
Warsteiner. Ugh... average tasting german pils with taste designed to fit the masses.

>>743288217
i guess im a sheep then

baaa

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This is currently my favorite album to put on stoned:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ccqH3Nr6TkY

>>743287277
We should be friends

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>>743284120
lol I used smoke allthetime, is that why i can't get hard now? fml

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>>743285528
Or just get a decent DAC with good headphones.. Surround headphones are a meme.

Also SubPac > Subwoofer

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>>743287659
>>743287879
Would love one of these right now

Pic related is my fave atm

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>>743288791
Would you mind defining some of this for someone who is interested but knows little?

>>743288956
A dac is a device which converts digital audio to analog audio, supposedly sounds better.

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>>743288956
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f939sahUlCo

Watch the video, you'll understand more.

>>743289038
Lol is this just a chair that vibrates to your music?

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We need more stoner threads on /b/ every time I try to start one I get called a degenerate fag and get told to get a job. I don't have anymore weed, but I'm buying 2 grams in a week. Also this is a mini bong I bought for ten bucks.

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>666lb Bongsession

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OyI9EdBgKp8

>>743282187

You were pretty much just fapping to a high enhanced fantasy about being made to eat your cum.

I'd prescribe laying off the porn for awhile, then trying the high fap again.

>>743282758

That is just awful in every way. Like cliche stoner trash

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>>743286372

Buddhas sister. Its a heady focus high, britty gud

>>743289558
i smoke weed and have a stable job :thinking:

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>>743280607
I don't smoke weed anymore because it's illegal. It sucks at first but I'm over it. I'll smoke it when it's legal.

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>poorfag student
>finally spare money to buy weed
>completely spaced out for 5 days
>no weed again

can't wait till germany sees the big money and legalizes weed

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Nothing beats Shpongle
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1HlwX3UXebQ

>>743289733
but what if not, and once he awakens, the dark lord will bless me with ascended knowledge about the cosmos?

>>743290250
come life with us swampjerries

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>>743290537

Cthulu never treats his disciples well, its all mind control and manipulation.

Youre getting cock mongered by a tentacle god for fun, faggot.

>>743288393
dude hell yeah man add me on steam tell my your name so I know who to accept

>>743290796
better be cthulhu's cock bitch than a cuck or a lefty amirite

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?list=PL8a8cutYP7fqEPEmF9v5vutAPOaCH00VX&v=nibzO78U7oU

>>743289558
dude you speck truth
I had to try starting one I am so happy to see some old school vibes up in this bitch

i'm so mad my state doesn't do medical for anxiety/ocd.
weed helps that plus my RLS, and i can't find a decent hookup in my small shit area.

feels bad man.

>>743291365
FeelsBadMan

darknet not an option?

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>>743290132
This

>>743291787
mm, i suppose it is, but i might be too ignorant to do it and i don't need the feds on my ass over some nugs

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>>743290894

Well at least I don't eat my own cum, you little sally.

I'll 1v1 Cthulhu and lose before I degrade myself

>>743281250
nice bait

>>743280607
>be me
>be 15
>strawberry wants an oz
>"damn girl you cant smoke all that"
>"anon, im trying to bake cookies, want some?"
>i want dat ass
>"yeah how much"
>"10 for $10"
>wtf.webm
>get that hookup
>buddy and i never had edibles
>each eat 5
>30 mins and no feeling, didnt know it takes time to set in, figured the bitch fucked up
>light a blunt
>by the time the blunt is finished we're on mars
>go do some jumps in the mini van
>go home and bed
>wake next morning still high
>call bro
>"dude im still high"
>"bro me too"

36hr high

Here's what I listen to when I get stoned

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J-QyrbLyIcE

>>743289558
4C should have a SP/stoner/psychedelica section

>>743292302
op here wanted to let you know that I think you are a man of taste and know how to get proper high

>>743286872
Same, it makes me empathic and its a weird feel

>>743292794
dawg.
looks amazing and sticky wow
have some great time smokein :D

>>743292249
Thats cool, i could never do that lol.

>>743292922
and you never will with that attitude

>>743292249
dude I got a friend who is up to makeing me brownies I just need money for all that weed hahah

>>743292988
Idk i dont like to get super high, and i usually make preparations before i smoke.

>>743293263
I can't imagine you've been smoking very long then

>>743293062
make firecrackers you only need half a gram

Take two graham crackers and some nutella and spread those crackers. Then take some really finely ground bud and snow cap that nutella. Take the two pieces and put em in the oven wrapped in tinfoil and you got yourself an individual edible. Google the recipe for the time and temps. Note: this does make your house smell like weed

Theres also a similar recipe with a microwave called a larry biscuit. Ive never attempted one so i cant confirm it works but it seems legit

Lil' education for all you youngin's

>>743293378
Not really, the first time was in 2015, and i smoke like once every month.

>>743293393
Bro tin foil catches on fire in the microwave...

>>743293484
That's good. Way to keep your tolerance decent

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Decided to get weird at the weed store last paycheck
all out now but thay were some sick dabs

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>>743293579
the larry biscuit recipe is totally different and doesnt use tinfoil

i went through a zaxby's drive thru but was so high i forgot to actually order at the sign

>>743293579
What? I cook with tinfoil virtually every meal, never once had a fire, how retarded are you at cooking anon to set tinfoil on fire?

>be me, high school
>school trip
>not much experience with weed
>take 35 mg edible
>start greening out
>mouth so dry
>we're literally doing african dancing
>heart beating pretty fast
>so much anxiety
>actual hell
>vomit
>get caught
worst weed experience ive had

>>743294134
thats depressing, dont share that story anymore

>>743286372
Girl Scout cookies from California

>be me
>be 17
>wanna smoke with my asian friend
>dads asleep
>walk to park after dark
>sit at pic table and begin process
>see a white light sweep us
>look up the only road into the park
>pigs on the approach
>I push weed into table crack
>he throws blunt into woods
>we meet cops at the street
>tell us some shit about spraypainting
>I feed em a story about waiting for our friend stop get out of a movie
>cop seems satisfied
>"wait right here boys"
>walks to table with flashlight
>asian is shaking like a leaf
>young cops standing with us has his nightstick out and is gripping it like his boyfriends cock
>1st cop shines his light around, even under the table
>comes walking down
>"alright boys i dont want to see you here after dark"
>"thanks officer, have a good night"
>walk home, asian is disapointed
>goto bed
>wake up at 6am
>"Man i could smoke..."
>LIGHTBULB
>run to park with a business card and scrap up the weed the cop missed
>roll a blunt and get wicked blazed

>>743292249
>go do some jumps in the mini van

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=te4xeTKD7LM

>>743295177
yeah man his sister was handicapped so he had this mini van with a reinforced bottom for the wheelchair ramp. We used to get high and run the backroads. There were a few hills you could get air. Id stand in the back like i was surfing and when we hit the jump i'd jump and float on the ceiling. When we landed wasnt as fun but totally worth it. he probably ruined that van

>>743295075
cool story I remmber everytime a cop appered I was scared to death becuse usally I carry like 2 grams on me at a certain time haha
never got caught only by my mom and she chill so I smoke in my room all I want

>>743285537
All I'm thinking is that must be some shitty fucking acid

>>743295558
heres some advice

Never carry pieces on you. bowls, bong, papers NOTHING. Thats paraphernalia and is an increased fine.

Only carry as much weed as you can quickly eat if they show up. Just eat the bud, eat the blunt. Better then getting charges.

>>743295743
I guess but my life style is like going out rolling in bars with friends smokeing with diffrent pepole getting hammered

>>743285527
This anon gets it.

>>743293579
idiot, firecrackers are made on a conventional oven, no waves involved

>>743293651
how much is that?

>>743282513
this

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JOKn33-q4Ao