It's Caturday, /b/! How are you feeling today and what are

Stayed at my buddys last night, have a fat sack of purple. Gonna get stoned as fuck and finally finish watching naruto

i just watched porn music videos for an hour and half and didn't even have my dick out.

>>743255588
Talking to a mate about girl problems, and saving stuff to my loli folder.

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>>743255588

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Snoozy kitten

Or stoned kitten?

>>743255588
Im working till 8am, then breakfast, weed, maybe some escape from tarkov then bed

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>>743255834
IT'S CATURDAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY

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>>743255968

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>>743256049

>>743255906
I wanna cuddle

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Is my cat going bald?

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>>743256234

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>>743256306
nah, lots of cats have thin fur in front of their ears like that

>>743255588
Guz I'm a neet and need help with my internet bills.
If anybodys wanna help send some spare bucks on
PayPal.me/edward98cooper

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>>743255588

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r8 my cat

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awwwwww :3

>>743257699
Do me a quick favor, Eddie? Find the nearest bridge and throw yourself from it headlong, eh?

Thanks in advace. xoxo

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>>743257951
dick ain't gonna suck itself/10
also a cute

>>743257699

hey can you buy us some moneys?

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>>743257951
Das a gud cat. I vote it grand visier/global evil empire

I had a picture of my girl but I can't find it. sec

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mew :3

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>>743255588

>>743258005
>>743258525
>Trying sooo hard
>still nobody rages
the epitome of fail

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>>743258525

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>>743258717
titties and kitties? I'm game.

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>>743258745
>>743258733

there's really nothing wrong with our favorites on this magical day of the week!

i have a lil bengal beauty.

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Newest kitty:

(Rate him)

>>743256306
No, but you should pet him a lot anyway.

It's 1:11 A.M in Alaska. I plan to watch one more episode of DC's Legends of Tomorrow then:
>Pop a melatonin
>Pass out
>Wake up at 10 or 11
>Start some laundry
>Enjoy some coffee
>Catch the bus to work at 1:30
>Arrive at 1:45
>Browse usual sites/apps
>Start at 2:30
>Get out at 10:00
>Rinse and repeat

>>743259438

you go to work 45 minutes early?

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>>743259438

wow nigga 5am here. be glad you in west coast time cuz wow i wasted my whole night and woke 5 am EST.


sheeeeeeit. btw cat.

>>743259425
Ugly gray color, collar doesn't even match.

1/10

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>>743255588

>>743259676
Obviously, you don't know shit about cats

The order is as follows:
>Black and white tuxedos
>Gray and white tuxedos
>Solid gray
>Solid black

All other kitties are shit-tier kitties.

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did someone day doggo thread?

>>743259537
>2/542
Image limit is 150, fam Your autism is showing. Yes we get it; you're so edgy you have accrued 542 pictures of dead cats. Your parents must be so proud.

Most normal people just ignore threads they don't like, but you're determined to show you're special.

No, I'm not rustled. I hunt and I've shot feral cats - I just didn't photograph them to show all my friends.

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>>743259425

oh god them fuzzy lil puff mitts...oh i want to play bat-bat with that!

>>743259859
>>743259878
>>743259896

Dogs are worthless animals. No wonder the Koreans eat those stupid fuckers.

>>743255588
Going to work

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>>743259965
No u

>>743259993

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RIP at 19. Scourge of all small mammals.

Here's she's looking at me with the contempt she had for all lesser animals, humans included. Pick her up or try to pet her and she'd flay your arms - unless she wanted a belly rub.

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>>743255588

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>>743259912
why would you think responding wouldn't egg him on further? a person like that isn't happy and craves attention. the best thing you can do for him, yourself, and the rest of us is to ignore the cunt

now. back to the kitties

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>>743260106
Sure thing, fam

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>>743260106
You raise a valid point. I'm aware he wants rage so he can enjoy tears, but I'm of the opinion that open contempt from people he hates would slowly corrode his soul, and hopefully make his mental illness worse.

He probably received withering contempt from his uncaring parents when he did something as a child and cried out "Mommy, mommy, look at me mommy", and that would have killed a little piece of him I just want to keep the process going. For me he can take the thread to the image limit with pictures of mutilated cats - there will always be another caturday thread and ultimately he's a loser.

Have a big cat

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>>743260296

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This is Lucky. She's my baby girl. I found her when she was four weeks old. Vet friend spayed her for free, but had to clip her ear for it. She's nine years old now.

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>>743260380
Crazy Aussie lady put them in her freezer

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>>743260388

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>>743260380
that is a majestic kitter but feeding the trolls makes the cats cri

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>>743260552
Sad!

>>743260464
Frosty pussies

>>743255865
"The time haz come and so haz I" kitten

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>>743260265
It's OK. I know you can't stop this now because you are on a treadmill of your own making - if you stop, you'd think we'd think we'd won, and that would be anathema to you.

So you have to keep posting images of dead and dying cats until the image limit for your own self esteem, because we couldn't be allowed to win, could we? So post away

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They is ded

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I like me some sweet pussy

>>743260673
I yield. I think i'm disturbing myself more than anyone else by googling this shit

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Khajit must be represented in thread. For we are feline too.

>>743260449
For those that don't know, some places have programs that trap feral cats, take them to a vet to be fixed, and then release them again because ferals help control mice and rats. The vet will also clip the tip off one of the cat's ears so if they get caught again, they know that cat has already been fixed.

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>>743260703
I think this one was exposed to radiation.

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One of her favourite past-times; watching birds. Pigeons would be met with an "ack", which I assume is Cat for "pigeon"

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>>743260617
Dont be sad, here have a happy cat
And an awesome caturday

>>743260871
when a cat "acks", it is going through muscle memory of snapping the birds neck.

>>743260848
I know that. That's why my friend had to clip her ear when he spayed her. I was a bit angry. But I had to get her fixed and I was broke. So I asked my friend and he did it free. At the cost of her ear. I've had her since she was only 4 weeks old. I love her to death

>>743260857
Has radiation poisoning gone TOO FAR?

>>743260914
>Be me
>Big, tough, alpha male
>Don't give a fuck about anything but me
>But would gladly pay 25 cents for kisses from cute kitty.

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Hey Anon post Cat
Thanks you are awesome

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>>743260914

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>>743260857
>I think this one was exposed to radiation.

>>743261036
Or not far enough???

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Did someone say lion thread?!

>>743261013
I said for those that DON'T know...

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>>743260910
She never hunter bird; if she caught a small one by accident, she'd be "wtf do I do with this?" and I could often take them off her (with a fight as it was her catch) and let them fly free if they survived the shock. Whereas she'd kill and eat mice, voles, shrews, etc, just leaving a small pile of entrails. I never did understand how she gutted them so neatly with no thumbs

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>>743261082

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>>743261134
No. Fuck off lion.

>>743261107
This question will forever haunt me

>>743261144
My bad anon. You did.

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>>743261134
Lions are cool and all, but lynx are the most awesome wild kitties

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>>743261107
You mean cats will become people?

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>>743261246
they gots big floofy feets

>>743261257
I don't want kitties to become people. I want kitties to stay small, cute, and pettable. If kitties become people, that would be bad.

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>>743261179
This is my thread now, pussies! GET OUT! SAVANNAH'S CLOSED! ONLY BIG CATS ALLOWED!

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>>743261246
>most awesome wild kitties

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>>743261236
A Cat is...

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>>743261340
Kitties would not want to become people either - they want to evolve, not regress

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>>743261321
They got them big ol' murder mittens!

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Gerbals reporting in.

>>743261246
I adopted a kitten that fought it's way off of a hawk. Minor injuries, hawk tried giving me shit when I scooped it up from my back yard and ran into the house. Kitty really bloodied my hands. I thought it was the kitten to someone's bobtail cat. Turns out, Bobby was a bobcat. I had to re-home him to a sanctuary when he hurt an intruder while I wasn't home. Made the intruder close the window behind him, so Bobby never got out. Since we are anonymous here, yep, his car and garage getting destroyed in a fire was me. His fault I lost Bobby. Bobby only lived 2 more years in that sanctuary and was sad every day.

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>>743255865
sleepykitten time!

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>>743261399
>>743261399

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>>743257699
this post has insufficient cats.

>>743261179
That's a tiger /b/ro...

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>>743259857
>All other kitties are shit-tier kitties.


ahem!

>>743261448
>Be my great uncle
>Back in the 60's
>Walking innawoods around his farm
>Comes across 2 little kittens
>Feels bad, decides he will take them home and make them barn cats
>Takes kittens to vet for a checkup
>Vet is like, "You can't keep these! In fact, I have to call the game warden!"
>Uncle, "What kind of country is this? A man can't keep a couple of stray cats he found on his own property?!"
>Vet, "These are fucking bobcats you moron!"

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Hai there

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>>743261643

Worth 1:37 of any cat-owner's time
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FyWfUEGyrdk

>>743261692
He could have kept them if he agreed to get an exotic animal license. Well, that might not have existed in the 60s.

>>743261643
Is that shooped? Because if not, is smallest leopard I've ever seen

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>>743260871
there are vids on yoo choob of cats who see birbs through a window, can't get to them and make this weird clicking noise.

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>>743261104

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>>743261107

so proud, so magnificent, so.. masculine.. so - wait, wat-

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>>743261578
N-no its not. Its a lion with camouflage.

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>>743261790
You will probably not believe this, but I shot a pigeon out of a tree next to our garden (the feathered rat kept shitting on our garden chairs) and she immediately ran into the field next door where it fell and retrieved it for me.

I'd have taken her shooting, but I think pheasant would have been too large for her. Plus she'd have bitten the dogs.

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>>743261784
Its a mix of cats and leopards, i believe.

>>743255588
cats are the best thing in life

>>743261156
muscle memory is also genetic in hunting animals like cats.

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>>743261963

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>>743261856
Gay lions. Only on /b/.

Cats even participate in dickrate threads (pic relevant)

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>>743261784
I only had the company of Freya Zyklon-B for six months before some asshole in an SUV ran her down. i got her on a Friday and, before she got onto a good cat diet, her farts were toxic.

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>>743255588
i feel ugly...! hangover, my back hurts... getting old... pah
at least i can watch some cute kittens now :3

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>>743261946
that, for me, is the best thing about cats. it doesn't matter that we are obviously hairless apes with no mousing skills to speak of; cats are willing to overlook this and treat us as one of their own. they'll even bring us trophies to become part of our tribe.

>>743258717
om nom nom

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>>743262050
oh, so you like it this way, bitch? yeah, you're a dirty lion, aren'cha.

>>743259934
without a doubt that one is still one of the cutest kitten pics in the entire internet :3

>>743260743
kek :D

>>743261082
poor kittens xD

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>>743260265
Sick, posting an injured cat like that.

>>743262155
At the risk of anthropomorphising, occasionally when she came back at night with a mouse she'd give out a weird cry, release the still-live mouse, sit down and look at me as if to say "Go on then; your turn".

I'm convinced the cry is one she would have used to call the kittens she never had to teach them to hunt the prey. Not having kittens, a large, lumbering ape would have to suffice.

Other times she would come back in with mice, not make a sound and just play with them herself, then eat them.

>>743262468
die in hell

>>743262468
>thinking we all haven't seen the "kick a cat" gif and will click on it
Aww, how precious.

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>>743262468
Gas all niggers.

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>>743262468
>implying everyone in this thread hasn't seen that old chestnut

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>>743262363
they're adult cats, and they are used to the pointless shit the monkeys do to them. as long as the meals keep coming.

>>743262484
i was once in a troubled relationship. troubled to the point where we found ourselves walking up the middle of a road outside her house at night, trying to follow the white line, looking for a car to come hit us.

her cats knew something was fucky, and three of them came out and literally herded us back into the house.

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My evil kitten

>>743262560

I bet Artful Dodger artfully dodges the Ticket Checker

>>743262683
*gasp* a female. i love you, please marry me

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>>743262683
is that your lap?

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>>743255865
Stoned and smelled own fart

>>743255588
>sister havin a gender reveal party.
>no drinks
>all her fucking friends are stupid, coal-burning single moms.
>kids running everywhere; unchecked because their moms are passive cunts.
wondering if i should kidnap myself or feign food poisoning.

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>>743263114
get a cat.

> sister
> gender reveal party

that must have been fascinating.