My cousins fat daughter (my niece?) just told me she'd do

Tell her to loos enough weight to bw able to button her pants

Post an actual pic faggot.

>>743247363
For some reason this chick looks super fucking hot to me. Whatever you tell her to do please post pics

post your niece

>>743247363
wouldslam/10 usually hate fatties

>>743247363
The child of your cousin is also your cousin

>>743247716
I read this originally as "pic related" so please tell mess who tf pic related is since you got my hopes up that this was your fat niece

Just fuck the shit out of her ass.

FILENAME TOTALLY CHECKS OUT

>>743247363
>1476940674480.jpg

also you goin'ta jail

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>>743247603
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>>743247808
She's 22, sorry if I got your hopes up with something more jailbaity. not much to look at but she's willing.

>>743247881
2nd cousin? extended family connections confuse me.

>>743248254
Show us her fat body

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>>743248398
Dont have any body shots. she's one of those facebook fat chicks that only posts the thinnest pics she can possibly take.

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anyone with any actual suggestions? we're meeting up sunday at some fleabag motel and holing up there for the better part of the day. would hate to spend that time on something as vanilla as missionary.

>>743248936
enema play if you are into taht sort of shit

>>743247363
>(my niece?)

The proper term would be your first cousin once removed.

have her join you in a 3way>>743248936

Piss in her mouth, fuck her ass and cum on her face. And record it

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>>743249055
don't know if im into it but definitely willing to try. im pretty sure i can get her to go full tubgirl

>>743248936
If at all possible, see if she has a friend willing to do a threesome.

In terms of sex, there's always light bondage e.g. tying up, handcuffs, ALWAYS MAKING SURE IT'S SAFE AND CONSENSUAL.

There's also ass play, rimjobs, etc. Titty fucking, oral play. Really just do whatever your dick tells you to. Always keep it safe and consensual, though. Last thing you need is someone injured/traumatized/incarcerated.

>>743248936
Definitely piss in her ass, or shoot a thick load in it. SHe looks like shes got a fuckable asshole.

>>743249364

Invite us and watch.

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>>743249365
one thing i have in mind going into this is definitely getting her to eat my ass. but as retarded as it might sound i'd like some sort of itinerary. what to start with and how to escalte things from there.

find out if she's a masochist

>>743249364
Ass to mouth. Facefucking. Like someone said earlier, light bondage. Bring a toy and dp her. Record the entire thing/take pictures during it and spread them here. Make her do the thing where you cum in her ass then she gets it out of her ass and into a cup or bowl or something and eats it. Titfuck. Fupafuck. Pantygag. Facials that she's not allowed to clean off.

>>743249592
keep it simple:
1:think of what you want to do beforehand
2:when you meet her, tell her what you're gonna do and how hot it'll be
3:do it
knowing what you want and being confident will make it all seem smoother. you getting to have fun + getting an extra experience that sex isn't a big deal will be a good thing.
even though, since you're on here, you're probably either lying or some kinda psycho
but yeah, good luck on your ventures
>condom + pull out = win

>>743249592
Hmm. Do ass eatng earlier, like before penetration. Establish dominance early.

>>743247363
go to bed

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>>743249313
Yeah, i don't look forward to the logistical nightmare it'd be to find someone willing to do a threesome, so that's definitely out. we have this trust going where she wouldnt mind me seeing her nekkid but she might flake out if someone else is tossed in the mix.

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>>743249805
Like the sound of panty gag. definitely trying that.
also the uncleanable facial.

>>743250550
If you felt like it you could do a bit of both and facial, smear/wipe off with panties then gag.

>>743250550
Make sure you gag her with your dick. Talking about ball slapping chin deep throat.

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>>743247881
>The child of your cousin is also your cousin
>The child of your father is also your father
>The child of your child is also your child
>The child of your toaster is also your toaster

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>>743250698
christ almighty thats a winner right there.

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>>743247363
Puppy pose. See picture.

>>743247363

Tell her you get off on her excersizing, see what happens

i honestly think she's cute.

i'd definitely fuck her face and get her to gag on my cock. eat both her holes. have her eat my ass. get her to go ass to mouth. piss on her/have her piss on me. dp her with a dildo. giving her an enema beforehand would be a maybe. i'd cum on her glasses. have her masturbate with random objects. definitely take pics and video.

>>743250240
Good Lord. Even her fingers are fat.

>>743247363
WEBM of you cumming in her panties, then her wearing it and smearing it around and inside her fat gash. Then her snorting your cum, cumming in her ears and eyes.

>>743250790
nigga the child of your cousin IS also your cousin smh

how fat we talking? body pic?

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>>743247363
if pic not related what's the point?

>>743250808

Finish inside her. Make mutants.

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>>743251096
Yeah they're little sausages. I'm definitely getting her to finger my ass.

>>743251422
kek

honestly, if she's up for anything the only places i would cum are on her face and in her ass so she could shit it out and eat it.

>>743251282
>the child of your cousin is also your cousin SMH
nigger please, don't try to logic anymore. :)

Tell her you wanna watch her eat and buy her loads of mcdonalds or something. Make the fat bitch fatter

>>743251504
literally just thought about how good her fat fingers would feel up my ass

>>743251504
So, uh, you want a sausage in your ass, huh?

>>743251504
i feel you, fat fingers feel so good up the ass.

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>>743251049
Fuck if I remember. We've been flirty since she was 14. i've got eight years on her. couple of years ago after not having seen each other for a couple years we talked on the phone and i ended up jerking off on the kitchen floor while she moaned into the phone. i think i'd broken up with my ex and i told her about it since i've always shared thing with her i probably shouldn't share.

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>>743251504
>>743251624
>men who love thinking about gettin finger fucked
>hurr it's manly to admit that you like fingers up the ass, especially when they're fat sausage-like fingers

>>743247363

kidnap her and her parents (your siblings) and your parents and tie them all up. cut off all their nipples.

fuck your niece in the ass dry and make sure it's hard enough for her to bleed.

then choke her to death. then fuck your mom. it's ok if she's dead or something that just makes it better.

then strangle your niece to death while beating a puppy to death by its hind legs onto a cinder block

be sure to remind them constantly it's what god wants.

then, idunno rape the nearest boy in the ass (brother, father, whatevs) and then cut their throat as deep as possible and drink their blood until their dead.

anyone else that's alive bury still breathing halfway in the sand upside down in the middle of nowhere and leave a note saying "diaper fetish" taped to their heels. then rape them until they stop moving.

tie this fat bitch to a crane (to make she doesn't roll any where) and make her watch Daisy's Destruction

>>743251789
putting an image in paint and putting "LOL" over it doesnt make you any manlier you faggot

>>743251282
nigga fuck these stupid relation names

>>743247363
Fist her asshole and pussy wide open. Then shit in that open pussy and piss in open ass. Then let her puke on your dick and give you a BJ with her puke on your dick

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>>743251801
>trying this hard to make a 2007 /b/ worthy post

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>>743251849
>criticizing a reaction image as a comeback

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>>743251662
Son you're in /b/ the majority of the people here prolly got some of that jimmy dean summer sausage up their asses at the moment. I'm even considering recreating the ass to ass scene from requiem for a dream, with me and her but that would require the purchase of a double dong and i'm a poor fag.

>>743251592
Dumb fuck it's called a second cousin you retarded mule.

>>743252091
>the majority of people here like stuff up the ass, therefore it's ok for me and you!
>admitting to being a faggot cos it's the new hip thing

>>743252091
idk I shoved my thumb up my own ass while masturbatting once and it made me lose my erection.

But I think we're getting off-topic.

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>>743252165
alright chimpo! why don't you go loot some place in texas while you have a chance?

>>743252091
fuck her in the ass then stick it in her mouth and cum in her hair

>>743252366
What the actual fuck. You are the dumbest turd in the pool...

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>>743252446
>lul you so dum
a great comeback silverback!

>>743252091
>some of that jimmy dean summer sausage up their asses at the moment.
You mean dragon dildos. Dragon dildos are /b/-recommended.

>>743251789
Prostate stimulation.

>>743252620
those are expensive as fuck.

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>>743252740
>it's medically accurate that shit up the ass feels good! it's not gay, haha!
alrighty, lol. :)

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>>743250860
I think i'm gonna have her shit on the bed in that puppy pose

>>743252592
This whole thing is about your intellect as a sub human trash heap, so yeah it was pretty good.

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>>743252937
>likes it up the ass AND likes scat.
you're really something, huh bro?

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>>743253025
>20 minutes to come up with more "intellect" comments

>>743252937
i fucked a redneck chick while she was shitting. it was surreal.

not to ruin the party, but my suggestion is to tell her it would be inappropriate and if she wants random stranger dick to try online dating with a saucy profile.

relations with your cousin is *probably* unhealthy for both of you (mostly her, assuming you're older).

also you don't really want your family finding out you fucked a family member do you?

>>743253087
You're under the impression that this is the most important thing. You have a terrible sense of self. It comes from your bad genes.

>>743247363
Put that bitch on a treadmill and tell her she'll get the D when she can't walk no more

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>>743253229
>i have things to do, therefore my comment is actually genius

>>743252091
thats an experienced cum swallowing mouth

Start off with Anal, and then go from there.

Post it all on /b/

>>743252165
>Dumb fuck it's called a second cousin you retarded mule

"Second cousins share great-grandparents. People occasionally mistake the child of their own first cousin as their "second cousin""
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cousin#Second_cousins

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>>743253179
the rest of the fam finding out wouldn't be ideal, but we got this thing that's been talked up for years and it's now or never and it's gonna be now. might be scumbaggy of me but i'm not thinking of her pleasure at all really. i'm getting my jimmies of doing shit you only read about on /b/ and she will definitely not see me the same way after.

>>743253621
>FB_IMG_1503730578452.jpg
can we get her fb? wanna cum

>>743253621
hopefully she likes extreme stuff and it becomes semi-regular

>>743253621
text her for nudes rn

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>>743253616
dude, his chimp brain will never allow him to acknowledge the fact that he's sometimes (probably very often) wrong. y u do this

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>>743253726
this is always a good idea

>>743253726
Now

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>>743253605
I don't really like counting my eggs before they're hatched but i'll post anything of interest here sunday night after we're done.

>>743247363
put her on a diet

>>743253883
is that gonna be PST or EST nigga?

>>743247363
>My cousins fat daughter (my niece?)

"A nephew is a son of a person's sibling, and a niece is a daughter of a person's sibling."

So she's not your niece technically but

"In some cultures and family traditions, it's common to refer to one's first cousin once removed (the child of one's cousin), as a niece or nephew."
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nephew_and_niece

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>>743253941
uhm... central standard time? 2 hours later than california two hours earlier than new york. prolly around 11pm

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>>743254293
oh naisu, will pray for your success

lets see the puss

>>743254293
i'd fuck those whiskers right off her face

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>>743247363
Send her my way dawg.
>Maryland

Also:
>she'd do will do ANYTHING

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There's no way this is true.

What you should do is make her show tits and timestamp.

>>743247363
Is her name Ashley from Horse Cave?

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>>743254888
Whats not to believe bro? chubby chick with low self esteem seeks physical gratification from a willing partner. she'll put up with some shit just to feel desired. no tits or timestamp though cause it's 3am. i'll make sure to time stamp whatever i post sunday.

>>743255345
I've already hit her up on Facebook and linked this thread. Good luck faggot.

>>743247363
ask her to go on a diet

>>743248364
First cousin once removed