>>>Hunger Games Sim Thread V2
High School template this time motherfuckers. Get in here and post 48 tributes so we can get this bitch started!
a brick
Freya Crescent
Cancer (again)
Sucy
Numbah 4
Lina Inverse
Andy Sixx
OneyPlays
Eustace Bagge
waffu
Schnitzle
Kite man.
Emo Cat
The Infertile Queen
Universal Soldier
Pap Sonic
Megumi
Hey babe
Danny Sexbang
Smoking fish chicken
Charizard
Starving African Child
Rouge
Blackedâ„¢
The traffic knight of cease and desist.
Gardevoir and Pokemon Trainer
Duck Dodgers
Ultra Giga Niga
Derp
Yang Xiao Long
Hi-Def Harold
>>743245828
Dog 2
Darren.
Bonzi Buddy
Mothra
Yoshikage Kira
Picolas Cage
Payperview
BWEKFAST
Might Guy
Nigger Cong 69
Pumpkin Pie <3
Proud cuckold
The Champion
Tru art
Protegent
op is dead?
Aleks
Renge
Murder Kitty
>>743246714
Not at 48 yet. Plus, it takes time.
>>743246714
Haven't gotten to 48 yet
>>743246698
It will be dog this time
>>743246819
Yet I wanted cancer to win. Sad days for me.
Alright, here's our roster for game 2. Any objections? Look good?
Hey, at least no bullshit doctors.
>>743246571
I CALL THIS LITTLE NUMBER, "JUDGEMENT DAY"
>>743247001
Alright
>>743247001
Great, let's do this
>>743247001
Lookin good.
Odds be with you
>>743247091
>>743247108
>>743247142
>>743247185
Alright then, let's get it started.
>>743246738
Not this fag again
>>743247001
Looks good to me.
Picolas will win.
Missed the game by literally 1 second.
>>743247228
>cancer
>another dimension
Not even a round in and he's bullshitting everywhere
>>743246738
Is this a JoJo reference?
Day 1
>>743247228
What extra dimensional high school is this
>>743247489
FUCKING KITE MAN
>>743247489
>Aleks is pregnant
What the fuck
>>743247489
Screencap fucked up. Here's the fixed version.
>>743247489
Hope it was worth it you kite fuck
>>743247714
"Hell Yeah, kite man" -kite man.
>>743247486
41 Students Remain
I wonder if the Jew is in here somewhere
>>743247847
"Dog will win"
>>743247847
As I said before.
Picolas Cage will win.
Night 1
>>743247929
My kind of place
>>743247929
Fucking hell this school
Day 2
>>743248132
>>743247929
F Alecks's teeth.
>>743248158
Gardevoir/trainer, the school slut
>>743248158
>kite man
>social justice
>after killing Harold
What the fuck, kite man.
39 Students Remain
>>743248158
>Picolas Cage, a male creature, gets pregnant
>>743248412
I hope the father is a brick
Night 2
>>743248519
Well then, poor cancer.
Rest in piss you Mexican bootleg fuck.
>>743248519
>9 kills out of fucking nowhere
Shit just got very real, very fast
Day 3
>>743248519
You wanted pie, but you got death
>>743248519
Please don't tell me that this means that Bonzi Buddy is fucking dead. I hope he's just really really drunk. *mourns in a corner*
jesus christ, the tomoko here exactly matches the one in the anime
>>743248752
>Brick cyberbullying back
The brick desites revenge
>>743248752
>kite man
>bullied
Kite man is a bigger bullshitter than cancer.
>>743248815
This isn't a cringe thread, anon
28 Students Remain
Night 3
>>743248963
So long you beautiful human person
>>743248752
I only added in Protegent to see him get killed. I hope he was squashed to death. If he somehow makes it to the end, I'll be so fucking pissed.
>>743249075
Fucking hell the nights here are crazier than my ex.
Day 4
>>743249203
Thank fucking God! I'm glad that Indian malware died a horrible death!
>>743249316
I might sound stupid, but what is protegent?
26 Students Remain
>>743249298
I thought the Fashion Club was already founded earlier. Did Picolas Cage buy the rights to it and re-opened it or something?
>>743249298
> Gardevoir/trainer has...other plans
Night 4
>>743249510
I have to know what happens next!
>>743249614
Even the cuckold is punching Alex's teeth out
>>743249493
This garbage
https://youtu.be/LPVB5rB63Vw
>>743249614
>STD clinic
Oh my fucking God, my sides.
>>743249614
How many teeth this guy got?
>>743249614
Aleks and his teeth are separable
>>743249731
fucking kek
Day 5
>>743249884
And now become a Nick cunt
22 Students Remain
>>743249884
Jesus Christ poor yang, I wonder if ruby was forced to watch?
>>743250042
Not surprosing when considering that they have connections to a distant relative of Jimmy Neutron. You can thank Nigger Cong 69.
Night 5
>>743250214
Jesus fucking Christ, cannibals at it again!
>>743250214
Damn fish chicken.
>>743250214
Someday, brick
Someday....
>>743250214
See, I foretold this.
Picolas Cage will do whatever he could to win. It's inevitable that the almighty Picolas will win.
Day 6
>>743250304
What cannibals?
>>743250375
Yes, she likes brick!
>>743250387
So many people get cannibalized.
>>743250375
Giga had it coming, they all did.
18 Students Remain
>>743250471
There literally isn't even a mention of cannibals in the post you're referring to. Read it closely, faggot.
>>743250471
Nobody died from cannibals on the day that you replied to
Night 6
>>743250613
Fuck
>>743250638
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>743250638
>andy six made some food for emo cat
Lol
>>743250638
Just as she was starting to have feelings for brick
>>743250638
Too fuckin real
Day 7
>>743250638
RIP Kite Man
"I did 9/11"
1939-1945
>>743250638
Waifu had a pretty depressing death.
Meanwhile, Kite Man suffers frim one of the most anticlimatic deaths that I've witnessed...
>>743250813
Holy fuck picolas.
>>743250813
OH SHIT, NOT PICOLAS!!!!!
Since when were pickle-humanoids ever allergic to peanuts???
Oh fuck, it's arena time! Freak blizzard hits the school!
>>743250813
>Renge lays some sick burns on Eustace Bagge, so Eustace Bagge douses her in gas and lights it up
>mfw
>>743250864
Like cancer in the last game. Such a big build up, only for him to be killed from tiny specks of lava being flung at him from some guys sword.
>>743251009
Brick is savage he eats a skeleton
"It was all banter" - Osama Bin Laden 7
>>743251009
Oh no, the gorilla bros are dead. RIP Bonzi and Nigger Cong 69.
At least your deaths were not as anticlimatic as Kite Man's or Picolas Cage's...
FINAL 6
http://www.strawpoll.me/13790473
Night 7
>>743251213
I don't think any death could be as anticlimactic as kite mans.
>>743251225
Go brick! Do it for Waifu!
Day 8
>>743251291
I'm gonna say it...
I'm sorry...
"I WONDER WHAT'S FOR DINNER:
>>743251355
I go for the pie
Night 8
>>743251383
Deez nuts
>>743251437
>pie has a nasty case of diarrhea
Shit just got real
>>743251438
Hah! Got eem!
Day 9
>>743251383
Mah Boi
>>743251437
D O D G E R S
O
D
G
E
R
S
>>743251506
Fucking cold, dude
4 Students Remain
>>743251484
Is that a fucking pun?
>>743251506
Fuck that cuck
Amirite?
Guys...?
>>743251506
I was rooting for Picolas Cage. However, because of his death, I'm rooting for a brick. Because a brick is the closest to Picolas Cage in terms of personality. Like Picolas, he's a savage and a badass.
Night 9
>>743251506
>Brick has rigged the game and wins
>>743251671
KEK
E
K
>>743251671
Uh oh
>>743251671
Oh no, a brick is dead! Shit! First it was Picolas, then it was a fucking brick. We're doomed!
Welp...
>>743251671
wow the brick just bricked out
>>743251784
Wat
>>743251826
Noooo.....
>>743251826
ALEKS IS WINRAR
>>743251671
Oh boy, pie
>>743251826
Nevermind, thanks for hosting
Results screen please
Second Cow Chop winner from a game I've hosted.
>>743251891
No prob.
no, brick wins, aleks is the one who died lol
>>743251826
Ayy
>>743251987
Results screen or gtfo
>>743251987
Wait what
Brick got 5+ kills, but Aleks won on a pacifist run.
Alright, getting ready to do one more game for tonight. Template suggestions.
>>743251987
Stop confusing everyone. Brick died from trying to hold his breath for 10 monutes. Aleks won because the only other contestant was pie, and pie died in a car crash.
>>743252056
>>743252042
Read over night 9 closely
>>743252097
Aleks is still gonna have dental problems for the rest of his life though
Any pol themed ones?
>>743252124
That holding breath event was very unclear as to who was holding their breath
>>743252258
exactly
Cancer was such a disappointment.
>>743252213
There's one called "/pol/'s country game". Never played it though, so I can't tell you if it's good or not.
>>743252097
Got the fat camp one?
>>743252333
That sounds ok.
>>743252258
It's very clear if you look at it closely. A brick was betting that he himself could hold his breath.
It wouldn't make sense if a brick said "I bet you *can* hold your breath for 10 minutes, Aleks".
>>743252410
We've got that option as well. Let's put it to a vote.
http://www.strawpoll.me/13790533
I'm gonna leave now. It was a pleasure to spam a bunch of contestants that ultimately died. Goodbye, anons. This was some fun shit.
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